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很快就到明年了

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倒數開始了

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就用熱烈的吻 來慶祝新年的開幕吧

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愛就是一切

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找到接吻的對象了嗎

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那邊的警察 你的對象是誰

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已經捉住了

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小綠怎麼樣 你呢

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Oh yeah

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好了好了

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009人造人009在哪裡

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你的對象呢

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來了來了

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是我

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好了 只剩10分鐘

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大家去露台吧

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就是這個

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倒數派對啊

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新年之吻是什麼

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在紐約之類的地方

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說著新年快樂的同時

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大家會抱在一起接吻的

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跟陌生人也親嗎

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這種情景也會出現

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充滿love and peace的感覺

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這不是很棒嗎

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那邊的老板想在日本也推廣開來

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因為橫濱是日本的曼哈頓

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那傢伙是笨蛋嗎 這種事不可能在日本流行的吧

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說得好聽 不就是公然猥褻嗎

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總之我被拜託幫忙布置那個派對

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還要我叫些朋友過去

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所以阿巧 你帶女朋友來吧

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女朋友

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就是藪下依子啊

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規則是要角色扮演

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算了 這種無聊的派對

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你們還沒接過吻吧 這是個好機會啊

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之後直接去酒店 一起看初夜之後的日出吧

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還沒到這階段啊

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都過了一個多月了吧 開房也沒關係吧

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真討厭啊

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這種把婚前性行為視作理所當然的感覺

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那可是藪下依子啊

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貞操觀念肯定很死板吧

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她跟橫濱的不良兄妹不同啊

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討厭

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那可真抱歉啊

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貞操觀念是什麼

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之後再教你

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乾杯

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辛苦了

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你辛苦了

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辛苦啦

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好喝

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真好喝

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單身貴公子佐籐是不是不在啊

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真的嗎

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真讓人傷心

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多謝款待

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咦 藪下

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才剛乾杯啊

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好歹來忘年會喝杯酒啊

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這麼說的可是主任你

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沒有人會

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說喝一杯就真的喝一杯就走啊

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那麼喝幾杯才合適呢

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明美

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什麼

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什麼都還沒做嗎

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接吻呢

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還沒

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交往多久了

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1個月

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約會幾次了

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4次

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這樣還什麼都沒做 好奇怪啊

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這不算是在交往吧

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應該是珍惜我才留到後面吧

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才不是保留呢

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身體合不合得來很重要

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拖到後面才發現合不來的話

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就是在浪費時間還傷害了彼此

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交往1個月 約會4次

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可還沒接吻的話就很反常了

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反常 反常

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說不定覺得在交往的只有你啊

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藪下 你跟男朋友也交往很久了嗎

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被她逃了

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她還在嗎

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在嗎

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不知道

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不知道 不知道

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最初的約會開始算起是1個月零10天

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約會共計4次

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你也是反常的呢

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但是我又沒決定要跟他結婚

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決定了才做就太晚了吧

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你在做什麼

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我在拉伸鍛練面部肌肉

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事先確認性機能和身體合不合得來

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是很合理且重要的事項

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不先確認這方面

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就討論結不結婚

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是不可能的

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那爸爸和媽媽是怎樣的

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我們嗎

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交往後過了多久接吻

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然後發生性關係呢

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自動消失了啊

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爸爸

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你是什麼時候跟媽媽接吻的

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接吻啊 開始交往之後

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經過多長時間才接吻的

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不 這個

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也許很難回答

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但請你務必告訴我作為參考

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我都忘了 那麼久的事了

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你能在媽媽的佛龕前

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說因為太久了連接吻的事都忘了嗎

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1個月交往1個月時接吻的

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那是第幾次的約會

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第5次

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性關係呢

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這種事你啊

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你能在媽媽的佛龕前說你忘了嗎

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在同一天

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接吻之後間不容息地

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就在當天走到最後一步嗎

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你在蔑視我嗎

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真有效率

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這也是有可能的呢

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不 說真的

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因為我一直什麼都沒做

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你媽媽等得不耐煩了就積極地

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還真厲害啊

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選了不爭氣的男人作對象 女人就要辛苦了

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爸爸是很正經的

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不是這樣的

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男人忍耐著不跟女人跨越那一條線的理由

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不是因為他正經

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是因為他害怕要承擔責任

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責任

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沒錯

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男人跟交往中的女人跨越那一條線的話

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社會就有可能強迫他承擔責任

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就是害怕承擔責任的懦夫 谷口巧也是這樣

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男人處於這種狀態的話

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女人就要採取某些行動

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我在第5次的約會實行了這點 並完美地完成了

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我下次的約會也是第5次

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到時一定會完成的 這就平局了

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你是不到的

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為什麼

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能讓不爭氣的男人產生那種念頭的條件

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你是不具備的

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沒有這種事

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從以前開始就經常有人稱贊我的身材

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手腳的長度也遠遠超過日本人女性的平均值

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通過每天的鍛練

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維持著低體脂肪率的身體

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我的身材屬於相當優美的類型 這件事是很明顯的

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你還是不懂啊

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女人的魅力

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跟身材好不好沒有任何關係

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你說什麼

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的確 你比我高 手腳也比我

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但是男人會想猛撲上去的是我的身體

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為什麼

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問題出在哪個部位 重要的因素是什麼

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不不不 這是不能講道理的 而是醞釀出來的

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這就是女人的魅力 你是一點也沒有

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所以 你是比不上我的

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消失

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我是為了達成目的不吝付出的人

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喂 我是谷口

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我是藪下 在你的認識中

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你是跟我在交往的對吧

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是的 就是這樣

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你希望結婚對吧

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沒錯 當然是

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這樣的話

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在此之前 我們之間有重要事項需要事先確認

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重要事項

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你已經察覺到了吧

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那個時機終於到了

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什麼

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開始交往後

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已經過了1個月零12天了

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必須盡快實行

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明天你沒有安排的話 就進行第5次的約會吧

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你不可能有安排的吧

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約會計劃由我來制定

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你完全不需要擔心

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我會制定在一天內完成一切的計劃

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谷口先生只要人過來就可以了

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只是因為明天早上才能回去

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希望您能做好心理準備

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以上

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那個 請等一下

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不好了

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不會吧 不會吧

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一定不會錯的

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讓女生來邀請你 真是不行啊

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我該怎麼辦啊

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有什麼怎麼辦的

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給我狠狠地一次性解決了回來

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你不會是處男吧

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肯定是處男撒

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也不算是處男吧

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高中的時候有一次

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原來有過啊 在變成家裡蹲之前

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雖然已經快要進展到最後階段了

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但果然還是覺得要到有真正喜歡的人的時候

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大學2年級的時候也是

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真的是差一點就到最後了

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但總覺得有哪裡不對

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大學3年級的時候也是

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已經到了就差臨門一腳的程度

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所以說你就是處男對吧

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我只是想要好好珍惜

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覺得說不定有一天會邂逅理想的對象

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你真是永遠的中二啊

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那比起像你那樣

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吃了窩邊草就結婚的傢伙好多了

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但是 巧的理想對象

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不是赫本和原節子和峰不二子和淺倉南加起來

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沒有淺倉南

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那可是個可怕的魔性女哦

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管它的

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總之

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像你理想的對象 那種女人是永遠都不可能遇到的

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我也知道啊 所以才下定決心

234
00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,052
和藪下依子結婚的不是嗎

235
00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:25,258
這樣啊 處男和處女嗎

236
00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:27,256
對方是不是處女還

237
00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:30,568
應該是處女吧

238
00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,762
不好意思 明晚有兩名預約

239
00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:35,866
請問還有帶泳池的空房嗎

240
00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:37,872
什麼 無法預約嗎

241
00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:41,272
明明是旅館卻不能預約 真是奇怪呢

242
00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:45,478
不好意思 讓非家族成員的異性

243
00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:47,976
留宿在國家設施的官捨

244
00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:49,579
是沒有問題的嗎

245
00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:50,878
你看見了嗎

246
00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:52,988
沒關係吧 有什麼不行的

247
00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:54,789
不可能有什麼問題的吧

248
00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:15,510
不好意思

249
00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:16,209
是的

250
00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:18,308
請給我決勝內衣

251
00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:21,615
我聽說有決勝內衣這種東西 請給我拿一套

252
00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:24,223
請您稍等

253
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,324
還是算了吧

254
00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:36,229
直接來正式的風險太高了

255
00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,828
做個彩排比較好

256
00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:39,732
但是 對手是專業的話 有點

257
00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:42,139
不是專業人員 是普通人

258
00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:43,039
說是不要錢

259
00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:43,736
是個怎麼樣的人啊

260
00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:47,235
雖然不是美女 但是胸很大

261
00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,044
所以說是你什麼人啊

262
00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:50,640
只是一起喝酒的朋友

263
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,140
跟她談了你的事 覺得你很可憐

264
00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:54,642
說是願意助你一臂之力 是個博愛的人

265
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,144
你人脈也太廣了吧

266
00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:58,155
小宗

267
00:10:58,258 --> 00:10:59,156
你好

268
00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:02,351
巧 我來給你介紹 這是第四街區豆腐店的女老板

269
00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:04,161
你在想什麼啊

270
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,357
這樣的可不行

271
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,565
要是豆腐店的大叔知道的話

272
00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:10,167
要是豆腐店的大叔知道了的話

273
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,060
你們太亂來了

274
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,764
不 不是這個人

275
00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:16,173
只是偶然遇見啊

276
00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:18,676
肯定不會是她啊

277
00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:23,381
我在甲魚料理店預約18點00分的晚餐

278
00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:27,077
這人認真的啊

279
00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:30,387
身體如何

280
00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:33,083
還過得去

281
00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:35,083
我會努力結婚

282
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,395
減輕媽媽的經濟負擔的

283
00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,189
你能這麼做 我很開心

284
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,187
我會做給你看的

285
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:42,393
直接來正式的又怎麼了

286
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,302
誰最開始不是直接來的

287
00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:47,302
不是什麼不得了的事 大家都在做的

288
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,499
狗狗也是 貓也是

289
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,703
蚯蚓也好 螻蛄也好

290
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,200
水澠也好

291
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,803
大家都生存於這世上

292
00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:55,804
語出 柳瀨嵩

293
00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:58,916
你說什麼呢

294
00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:00,508
沒什麼

295
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:51,864
出租車會在40分鐘以後來

296
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,935
隨時歡迎您的到來 依子

297
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:00,637
等等

298
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:03,634
歡迎回來

299
00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:09,441
不管三七二十一

300
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:13,745
撥頭髮加上鴨嘴等於

301
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,759
女生的憧憬 壁咚 壁咚是什麼

302
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:26,859
你好

303
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,562
依子小姐 我是鷲尾

304
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:34,662
我有件事想要問您

305
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,266
好的 是什麼呢

306
00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:38,577
那我直接問了

307
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:42,375
那個是您給我的東西嗎

308
00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:46,076
那個 當然啊

309
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:49,482
這樣的東西 我真的可以收下嗎

310
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,980
如果您不喜歡的話 也可以送給別的人

311
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,185
您說什麼呢

312
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:56,793
這是我第一次收到這麼令人開心的禮物

313
00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,596
我很感動

314
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,388
那就太好了

315
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,398
我煩惱過要送什麼

316
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,802
最後還是覺得實用的東西比較好

317
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:08,899
和我在用的是一樣的哦

318
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:11,999
我很感激

319
00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:18,411
我盡 盡早用也沒關係嗎

320
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,214
當然我希望您能每天晚上都用

321
00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:21,208
每晚

322
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,316
每天晚上都用也可以嗎

323
00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:26,223
是的 今天晚上開始用也行

324
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:31,026
今天晚上的話 就有點太積極的感覺了

325
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:34,532
那 那麼明天晚上

326
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,929
明天晚上用可以嗎

327
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:37,732
請自便

328
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:39,832
謝謝您

329
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,238
噢耶

330
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,537
竟然這麼快就送到了呢

331
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,959
依子小姐 我是鷲尾

332
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:16,164
我按照約定過來了

333
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,679
夜晚的點心

334
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,080
YES

335
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:31,979
等等

336
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:46,299
谷口先生 這是我的房間

337
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:47,397
請進

338
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,100
沒 沒關係嗎

339
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,503
把異性帶入官捨是沒問題的

340
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,410
那 打擾了

341
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,428
請坐這裡

342
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,334
茶在這裡

343
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:19,929
好的

344
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,528
然後 熱水在那裡

345
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,239
我去浴池裡放個水

346
00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:28,537
超積極的

347
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,443
不用擔心啊

348
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:32,440
我才沒有在擔心呢

349
00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:35,545
兩個人都是年紀不小了 會順利的吧

350
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:39,054
反了 反正也不會順利的

351
00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:43,854
那樣的混蛋啃老族怎麼可能順利呢

352
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,159
你喝太多了

353
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,069
你管太多了

354
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,267
到這裡為止 還進行得非常順利

355
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:57,768
是的 我可是細致地準備過了

356
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,472
一定會成功給你看的

357
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,481
你說這種話有什麼根據

358
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,675
你能做到的事我不可能做不到

359
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:07,675
煩人

360
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:12,490
退散 退散 退散 退散

361
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:15,994
那是什麼

362
00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:19,896
怎麼辦 果然還是很嚴峻啊

363
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:21,288
谷口先生

364
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:22,392
是的

365
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:25,993
我想你也知道ABC這樣的表達方式吧

366
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,700
ABC

367
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:32,610
今天先是A 然後是B 最後是C

368
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,007
一天內做完全套吧

369
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:35,810
可以嗎

370
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:36,713
全部

371
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,813
也有這樣的

372
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,117
那麼讓我們趕快開始吧

373
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,921
首先 以A開始 請

374
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:56,132
請

375
00:18:58,838 --> 00:18:59,736
抱歉

376
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:04,241
說是心理準備也好 我還沒有醞釀好情緒

377
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,133
我知道了

378
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,057
等等等等等一下

379
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,961
剛 剛才的是什麼

380
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:28,162
是店裡的人推薦給我的決勝內衣

381
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,658
看見這個還沒有那個欲望的男人不會有的

382
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,170
等等 等一下

383
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:34,871
先冷靜一下吧 喝點茶

384
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,866
我覺得不能冷靜啊 這種事要趁勢

385
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,572
雖說是這樣的

386
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:44,979
我覺得到更進一步 還為時尚早啊

387
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,475
已經晚了 如果不早點驗證

388
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:50,478
就不能判斷是否應該繼續跟你交往

389
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,588
我本以為藪下小姐你對這種事比較遲鈍

390
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,990
或者說是不在意呢

391
00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:58,586
我確實對討男人喜歡

392
00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:00,497
也不太會談戀愛

393
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:02,797
但是也是有性欲的

394
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:05,100
有啊 是啊 那是啊

395
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:08,096
也許還比較強烈

396
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,404
那我們來吧

397
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:16,513
要我先來嗎

398
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,509
那我來了哦

399
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,818
我感冒還沒完全好 可能會傳染給你

400
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,620
我是不容易被傳染感冒的體質

401
00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:27,615
而且我還接種了流感疫苗

402
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:31,023
我嘴唇特別容易乾燥 今天早上還裂了

403
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,327
都流血了 塗了唇膏

404
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:33,127
所以怎樣呢

405
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,032
會不會有唇膏的味道呢

406
00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:35,834
好危險啊

407
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,129
說什麼好危險

408
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,229
第一次約會的時候不是想要親我的嘛

409
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,535
就按照當時那個感覺走吧

410
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:42,837
那時候還不太了解你

411
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,139
不知道哪來的氣勢就覺得能成

412
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:45,337
現在對你略知一二

413
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:47,642
反而更加會在意很多事情 怎麼說呢

414
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:48,636
你懂的吧

415
00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:49,147
不懂

416
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:50,843
你不喜歡我的吧

417
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:51,544
不喜歡啊

418
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:52,744
不喜歡的話親親好麼

419
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,151
說不喜歡也可以結婚的 不是你自己麼

420
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:56,849
所以即使不喜歡 也要能親親愛愛

421
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,551
做不到就不行啊

422
00:20:58,557 --> 00:21:00,354
是這麼說

423
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,759
但是這種事和不喜歡的人做還是很難啊

424
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:05,059
事到如今你還說什麼啊 你這麼天真

425
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,361
怎麼結婚啊 這是義務

426
00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:08,765
義務 義務 我也不會做

427
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:09,961
果然還是要喜歡才能做到

428
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:12,665
沒這回事 不喜歡也可以 尤其是男性

429
00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:13,171
要不是這樣的話

430
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,970
怎麼會有錢色交易的性產業呢

431
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:16,464
是這樣麼

432
00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:18,466
也有男人對這套不拿手啊

433
00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:20,377
拿出你的骨氣來

434
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:22,875
和骨氣什麼的

435
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:27,175
和不喜歡的人也能做 太猥瑣了

436
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,084
猥瑣麼

437
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:30,282
你說和我接吻猥瑣麼

438
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,780
我可是珍惜了35年了

439
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,088
曾經有可以做的機會

440
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:36,493
至少也得給我製造一個心情和氛圍吧

441
00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:37,189
不是製造了嗎

442
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:38,094
沒有啊

443
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:40,497
感覺就跟完成任務一樣 一項一項進行 給我吃甲魚

444
00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:42,399
一天搞定所有事 到底是幹嘛啊

445
00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:44,198
我可不是來做體檢的啊

446
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:46,296
我是為了你才採取的高效率方法

447
00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:48,300
效率什麼的 真是的 我才不管呢

448
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,298
重要的是心情

449
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,402
反正你也不會明白的

450
00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:56,704
這樣的話 誰也不能和你接吻啊

451
00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:11,221
你哭了嗎

452
00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:12,629
沒有哭 哭的是你吧

453
00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:13,529
不是我

454
00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:25,243
鷲尾先生

455
00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:27,235
為什麼這傢伙在這裡啊

456
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,746
不知道 鷲尾你為什麼在這

457
00:22:30,249 --> 00:22:31,841
你怎麼進來的

458
00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:38,851
為什麼啊

459
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:43,055
你這傢伙為什麼能說出那麼過分的話呢

460
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,058
踐踏依子的心意

461
00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:50,064
她不是用她的方式在努力嘛

462
00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:52,765
你卻說這說那的

463
00:22:55,474 --> 00:23:00,468
要是男人就接受 然後好好滿足人家啊 傻瓜

464
00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:05,280
可惡 可惡

465
00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:17,384
為什麼那傢伙滿口說教 然後就跑了呢

466
00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:21,999
說起來那傢伙可是擅闖民宅啊

467
00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:22,690
我們去抓他吧

468
00:23:22,701 --> 00:23:23,599
不用了

469
00:23:23,602 --> 00:23:24,296
可是

470
00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:28,004
不用了你不願意吧

471
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:29,702
那你回去吧

472
00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:31,608
不

473
00:23:31,610 --> 00:23:33,009
是我不好

474
00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:34,907
沒明白你的心情 對不起

475
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:36,005
等等

476
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:37,207
你出去

477
00:24:25,664 --> 00:24:27,165
我怎麼了

478
00:24:37,376 --> 00:24:40,675
擅自以為是你給我的東西

479
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,879
明明不可能的

480
00:24:47,786 --> 00:24:50,687
真的非常抱歉

481
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,087
沒必要道歉

482
00:24:58,397 --> 00:25:01,491
寫了這個放在你旁邊的是我

483
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,695
被你誤會了也沒辦法

484
00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:05,203
責任在我

485
00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:06,796
能原諒我嗎

486
00:25:06,805 --> 00:25:07,897
當然

487
00:25:08,807 --> 00:25:09,603
太好了

488
00:25:09,608 --> 00:25:12,702
但是你對谷口先生施以暴力

489
00:25:12,711 --> 00:25:14,008
做得太過分了

490
00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:16,003
應該向谷口先生道歉

491
00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:17,106
是啊

492
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,416
我會好好用的 電動牙刷

493
00:25:25,224 --> 00:25:27,522
那新年快樂

494
00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:30,322
新年快樂

495
00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:51,447
這是可回收垃圾

496
00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:55,945
真是沒法說你

497
00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:59,153
和為了生存被迫要結婚的男人

498
00:25:59,158 --> 00:26:01,956
都沒有成功發生性行為 真是令人絕望

499
00:26:02,461 --> 00:26:04,861
明明用心準備了那麼多

500
00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:08,861
更讓人絕望的是 到底自己錯在哪裡

501
00:26:08,867 --> 00:26:11,563
怎麼思考也沒有答案

502
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,468
是不是啊

503
00:26:13,672 --> 00:26:14,969
答案只有一個

504
00:26:15,974 --> 00:26:18,169
你缺乏魅力

505
00:26:27,186 --> 00:26:28,585
怎麼樣了

506
00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:30,281
告訴我啊

507
00:26:32,491 --> 00:26:33,981
有沒有搞定啊

508
00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:36,593
巧 你肯定起來了吧

509
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:37,994
搞定了沒啊

510
00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:42,895
真是的

511
00:26:44,503 --> 00:26:46,903
好歹也露個臉啊 二貨

512
00:26:52,010 --> 00:26:53,307
剛才是誰啊

513
00:26:53,912 --> 00:26:55,413
誰啊

514
00:26:59,718 --> 00:27:00,912
來找巧的麼

515
00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:02,011
是啊

516
00:27:02,821 --> 00:27:04,015
為昨天晚上的事來道歉

517
00:27:04,022 --> 00:27:05,011
昨晚

518
00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:08,418
來我們家喝點吧

519
00:27:08,527 --> 00:27:09,221
喝啊 喝啊 來我們家喝點

520
00:27:09,228 --> 00:27:10,126
不了不了

521
00:27:10,429 --> 00:27:12,920
原來如此啊 那是怎樣的修羅場啊

522
00:27:12,931 --> 00:27:13,522
是啊

523
00:27:13,532 --> 00:27:17,332
巧也是的 藪下依子也是的

524
00:27:17,536 --> 00:27:19,731
就在眼前看到他倆那樣來來去去的

525
00:27:19,738 --> 00:27:21,535
怎麼可能冷靜嘛

526
00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:23,838
不過已經十分明白

527
00:27:23,842 --> 00:27:27,243
必須放棄依子了

528
00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:30,443
別放棄啊 巧也搞不定的樣子

529
00:27:30,449 --> 00:27:31,143
現在可是機會啊

530
00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:32,446
你到底支持誰啊

531
00:27:32,451 --> 00:27:33,850
我就是想公平啊

532
00:27:33,852 --> 00:27:35,251
沒關係的

533
00:27:36,054 --> 00:27:40,354
我知道依子小姐眼中根本沒有我

534
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:43,453
藪下依子也不是說就喜歡巧這個人

535
00:27:43,562 --> 00:27:45,052
碰巧 奇跡般地

536
00:27:45,063 --> 00:27:46,963
順利進行了而已

537
00:27:46,965 --> 00:27:50,958
我喜歡依子小姐啊

538
00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:53,465
所以很難過

539
00:27:54,072 --> 00:27:55,664
不管你怎麼喜歡

540
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:58,871
對方不喜歡你 只能痛苦啊

541
00:27:58,977 --> 00:28:01,377
是啊 所言極是

542
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,377
這樣的女生

543
00:28:03,582 --> 00:28:06,073
一開始最好就別喜歡上

544
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:08,175
真不搖滾

545
00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:11,479
和對方怎樣沒關係

546
00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:13,481
你要是喜歡就搶過來啊

547
00:28:14,092 --> 00:28:16,788
和真心喜歡自己的人在一起

548
00:28:16,895 --> 00:28:19,193
對方肯定也很幸福啊

549
00:28:19,498 --> 00:28:21,295
不行啊

550
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,491
別提這種不負責任的建議

551
00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:26,601
你喝多了

552
00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:36,806
誰一開始都是會覺得害羞的

553
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,513
大家都厚著臉皮

554
00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:45,615
你這麼消沉也沒用啊

555
00:28:49,428 --> 00:28:51,123
明天的倒數派對你要來哦

556
00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:56,130
女伴的話

557
00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,432
要是可以的話

558
00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:06,238
要是巧可以的話

559
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:14,343
好好約一下依子小姐

560
00:29:18,657 --> 00:29:22,559
讓她穿著能讓巧最有欲望的衣服怎麼樣啊

561
00:29:22,561 --> 00:29:23,459
你喜歡什麼樣的

562
00:29:23,462 --> 00:29:24,952
水手服 還是梅德爾

563
00:29:30,869 --> 00:29:31,858
挺好的啊

564
00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:34,270
石之森章太郎才是真正的天才

565
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:37,264
可是這套制服

566
00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:39,072
肯定沒有賣的吧

567
00:29:39,678 --> 00:29:42,169
這種程度的話 我一晚就能做出來哦

568
00:29:43,081 --> 00:29:44,173
媽媽

569
00:29:44,383 --> 00:29:46,783
真是對不住了 感覺有點丟人呢

570
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,082
都35了還讓媽媽給我做

571
00:29:48,086 --> 00:29:50,384
《人造人009》的衣服

572
00:29:50,589 --> 00:29:52,887
這根本不算什麼的

573
00:29:52,891 --> 00:29:56,190
我兒子啊都35了 還是個無業的家裡蹲

574
00:29:56,194 --> 00:29:58,685
這才更丟人吧

575
00:29:58,697 --> 00:30:01,393
而且還是個處男

576
00:30:02,901 --> 00:30:08,601
哎呀 這些不知道夠不夠呢

577
00:30:08,907 --> 00:30:12,001
我邀他去參加晚會了 希望一切順利

578
00:30:12,010 --> 00:30:13,705
你就少管別人了

579
00:30:15,013 --> 00:30:18,312
多想想要怎麼樣才能讓自己幸福吧 白癡

580
00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:20,509
我才不想被你說教呢

581
00:30:53,051 --> 00:30:54,450
爸爸 早上好

582
00:30:54,653 --> 00:30:56,245
我現在就回家

583
00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:59,949
是的 我想早點準備年夜飯

584
00:31:00,158 --> 00:31:01,955
迎新蕎麥麵 也我來做吧

585
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,952
我們一起看《紅白》吧

586
00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:22,073
她出門了

587
00:31:52,310 --> 00:31:54,505
為您轉接語音信箱

588
00:31:54,713 --> 00:31:58,205
請在嗶聲後留言

589
00:32:00,619 --> 00:32:03,713
你好 我是谷口

590
00:32:05,123 --> 00:32:07,717
我們能不能再見一面呢

591
00:32:09,227 --> 00:32:12,321
我想當面跟你道歉

592
00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:16,228
好快

593
00:32:19,337 --> 00:32:20,031
我回來了

594
00:32:20,038 --> 00:32:20,834
回來啦

595
00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:22,837
你怎麼買了這麼多啊

596
00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:25,635
這次我一定要做一頓完美的年夜飯

597
00:32:25,644 --> 00:32:26,838
在那之前先做蕎麥麵

598
00:32:26,845 --> 00:32:27,436
要親手做麵條嗎

599
00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:28,434
是啊

600
00:32:32,851 --> 00:32:34,045
真是不錯

601
00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:36,647
怎麼看都是島村弄啊

602
00:32:36,655 --> 00:32:38,748
實話說 我自己也感覺熱血沸騰的

603
00:32:39,758 --> 00:32:40,952
也就是說啊

604
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,154
要想著 不是你跟藪下依子接吻

605
00:32:43,361 --> 00:32:47,354
而是009和003接吻的話 就能做到了吧

606
00:32:47,365 --> 00:32:48,764
肯定很嗨啊

607
00:32:48,767 --> 00:32:51,565
只是 我給她留了語音信息 她還沒回信息呢

608
00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:54,368
萬一她不來的話 你隨便找個人來一發不就行了

609
00:32:54,372 --> 00:32:55,270
你這是當媽的該說的話嗎

610
00:32:55,273 --> 00:32:56,968
我也去算了　隨便找個人

611
00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:58,966
你就老老實實的陪你媳婦吃蕎麥麵吧

612
00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:01,377
我也去算了 扮個魔女莎莉什麼的

613
00:33:01,379 --> 00:33:03,074
還是別了 你會嚇死人的

614
00:33:03,081 --> 00:33:04,173
不是LOVE & PEACE的主題嗎

615
00:33:04,182 --> 00:33:05,376
不關那個的事吧

616
00:33:07,285 --> 00:33:08,183
那我這就去了

617
00:33:08,186 --> 00:33:08,982
去吧

618
00:33:09,788 --> 00:33:11,779
衝啊 009

619
00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:13,781
要勇往直前哦

620
00:33:17,896 --> 00:33:20,194
你別插手 會打亂我的計劃的

621
00:33:20,198 --> 00:33:20,789
遵命

622
00:33:51,830 --> 00:33:53,320
歡迎光臨

623
00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:00,629
佳織

624
00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:04,939
這是新來的009 這就為您帶路哦

625
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:11,038
真是的 我們吃面吧

626
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:13,244
剛做好的才好吃啊

627
00:34:13,451 --> 00:34:14,247
不行

628
00:34:14,452 --> 00:34:16,443
我肚子餓了呢

629
00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:19,546
迎新蕎麥麵 就因為是在0點00分的時候吃

630
00:34:19,556 --> 00:34:21,558
才被稱作迎新蕎麥麵

631
00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:24,756
哎 我們上年紀的人睏得早啊

632
00:34:24,763 --> 00:34:28,062
睡著了的話 就會吃不成迎新蕎麥麵迎來新年了哦

633
00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:37,168
目前結婚估計沒戲了

634
00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:43,278
是嗎

635
00:34:44,482 --> 00:34:45,881
可能永遠都結不了了

636
00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:48,483
這樣啊

637
00:34:50,288 --> 00:34:51,277
對不起

638
00:34:52,389 --> 00:34:54,892
你不用道歉啊

639
00:34:55,592 --> 00:34:59,790
能和你一起吃迎新蕎麥麵看《紅白》

640
00:35:00,398 --> 00:35:02,491
其實我會覺得更幸福吧

641
00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:07,297
我們吃麵吧

642
00:35:19,617 --> 00:35:21,812
為您轉接語音信箱

643
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,021
請在嗶聲後留言

644
00:35:39,437 --> 00:35:40,426
怎麼了

645
00:35:41,439 --> 00:35:42,133
沒有

646
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:45,132
果然是忘帶了

647
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:45,939
什麼啊

648
00:35:45,944 --> 00:35:46,842
手機

649
00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:52,239
難以置信

650
00:35:52,450 --> 00:35:55,146
我居然會忘記在出門前確認隨身物品

651
00:35:55,553 --> 00:35:56,645
那怎麼辦哪

652
00:35:56,955 --> 00:35:59,355
現在坐電車花一個半小時去拿

653
00:35:59,357 --> 00:36:01,348
再花一個半小時回來的話

654
00:36:01,459 --> 00:36:03,950
我就要在電車裡跨年了

655
00:36:03,962 --> 00:36:05,759
明天再拿唄

656
00:36:07,866 --> 00:36:08,662
也是

657
00:36:27,585 --> 00:36:30,076
009 你的女伴呢

658
00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:33,690
今天可是任君挑選哦

659
00:36:34,092 --> 00:36:36,788
大伙 009現在在找女伴哦

660
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,594
開心 真開心

661
00:36:43,601 --> 00:36:45,000
蕎麥麵

662
00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:47,298
怎麼辦

663
00:36:47,305 --> 00:36:49,899
糟了 木更津的裕美和大宮的慶子

664
00:36:49,908 --> 00:36:51,603
每年0點00分會準時發來

665
00:36:51,609 --> 00:36:53,600
新年快樂的手機短信

666
00:36:53,611 --> 00:36:54,908
我也會在那時發的

667
00:36:55,814 --> 00:36:58,112
我每年都這麼做的

668
00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:06,017
路上小心哦

669
00:37:12,430 --> 00:37:14,421
你真的還沒接過吻嗎

670
00:37:14,432 --> 00:37:16,423
是的 這樣很糟嗎

671
00:37:16,434 --> 00:37:18,425
哪有 現在越來越多了哦

672
00:37:18,436 --> 00:37:21,030
到了三四十 還沒經歷過的人

673
00:37:21,039 --> 00:37:22,939
不過啊 我覺得日本人啊

674
00:37:22,941 --> 00:37:25,341
把接吻太當回事了呢

675
00:37:25,343 --> 00:37:27,038
沒必要那麼認真的啦

676
00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:29,741
人和人相愛 擁抱 接吻

677
00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:32,545
這不是很美好的事嘛 對不對

678
00:37:35,153 --> 00:37:35,949
對不對

679
00:38:04,682 --> 00:38:07,173
你好 我是谷口

680
00:38:08,987 --> 00:38:11,683
我們能不能再見一面呢

681
00:38:35,613 --> 00:38:38,309
愛才是一切

682
00:38:39,417 --> 00:38:41,510
你找到接吻的對象了嗎

683
00:38:44,122 --> 00:38:45,316
接吻的對象在哪呢

684
00:38:45,623 --> 00:38:47,318
來了來了

685
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:48,724
是我

686
00:38:48,726 --> 00:38:52,321
好了 還有10分鐘

687
00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:55,226
大家去露台去吧

688
00:38:59,037 --> 00:38:59,833
你好

689
00:39:01,139 --> 00:39:02,128
我是谷口

690
00:39:03,141 --> 00:39:05,837
我們能不能再見一面呢

691
00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:10,041
我想當面跟你道歉

692
00:39:11,549 --> 00:39:13,244
不錯 走吧 來吧

693
00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:14,249
佳織

694
00:39:14,452 --> 00:39:15,146
來了

695
00:39:16,154 --> 00:39:18,554
我們走吧 來吧

696
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:20,847
我想跟你道歉

697
00:39:21,859 --> 00:39:23,952
沒有能理解你的心情的

698
00:39:25,163 --> 00:39:26,357
是我

699
00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:33,767
這件衣服是一部叫《人造人009》的漫畫中的

700
00:39:34,672 --> 00:39:36,765
今晚有倒數派對

701
00:39:40,278 --> 00:39:41,973
如果你不來的話

702
00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:46,072
那時我會徹底的死心 不再聯繫你

703
00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:49,478
沒關係的 你不來也是在情理之中

704
00:39:51,589 --> 00:39:53,784
今年真的是發生了很多事

705
00:39:55,093 --> 00:39:59,291
為了見你 我時隔13年上了街

706
00:39:59,697 --> 00:40:01,790
時隔13年和女人說了話

707
00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:04,292
這些對我來說

708
00:40:04,302 --> 00:40:05,496
都是想都不敢想的巨大的進步

709
00:40:06,704 --> 00:40:08,205
自從與你相遇

710
00:40:08,706 --> 00:40:10,105
我真是體會到了很多

711
00:40:11,709 --> 00:40:16,009
雖然有很多討厭和難過的事

712
00:40:16,714 --> 00:40:18,807
雖然每日都如履薄冰

713
00:40:19,317 --> 00:40:21,911
但人生卻似乎

714
00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:24,415
變得有點有趣了

715
00:40:26,924 --> 00:40:29,722
今年真是很精彩的一年

716
00:40:30,828 --> 00:40:32,125
這都是你的功勞

717
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:36,832
如果可以的話 我還是希望你能來

718
00:40:37,835 --> 00:40:39,928
我覺得現在的我 能和你接吻

719
00:40:40,838 --> 00:40:43,932
不 是想和你接吻

720
00:40:44,942 --> 00:40:46,842
我想和你一起迎接新年的到來

721
00:41:01,759 --> 00:41:03,158
還有1分鐘

722
00:41:04,862 --> 00:41:06,454
終於要來咯

723
00:41:08,366 --> 00:41:09,264
對不起

724
00:41:11,069 --> 00:41:12,661
我還是做不到

725
00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:15,264
這樣的一時興起 我果然還是做不來啊

726
00:41:15,273 --> 00:41:17,264
為了LOVE&PEACE接吻什麼的

727
00:41:18,376 --> 00:41:23,973
我覺得接吻對我來說果然還是一件沉重困難的事

728
00:41:24,982 --> 00:41:25,971
對不起

729
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:40,897
30 29 28 27 26

730
00:42:25,143 --> 00:42:27,338
我來晚了 對不起009

731
00:42:27,445 --> 00:42:28,639
我查了一下

732
00:42:28,946 --> 00:42:32,541
003好像沒有加速裝置呢

733
00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:40,455
5 4

734
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:46,462
3 2 1

735
00:42:51,469 --> 00:42:54,063
HAPPY NEW YEAR

736
00:43:41,819 --> 00:43:45,915
怎麼樣 搶到藪下依子的香吻了嗎

737
00:43:46,023 --> 00:43:48,423
聽到這個留言快來給我報告哦

738
00:43:48,926 --> 00:43:49,915
聽到了沒

739
00:43:50,528 --> 00:43:51,426
鷲尾

740
00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:49,650
{\fs18\pos(190,5)\an8}日本漫畫家石之森章太郎代表作
自1964年開始連載的科幻漫畫作品

741
00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:19,579
{\fs18\pos(190,5)\an8}距離倒數派對還剩5天

742
00:04:05,545 --> 00:04:07,447
{\fs18\pos(190,5)\an8}距離倒數派對還有4天

743
00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:02,322
{\fs18\pos(190,5)\an8}距離倒數派對還有3天

744
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{\fs18\pos(190,5)\an8}壯陽藥

745
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{\fs18\pos(190,5)\an8}距離倒數派對還有兩天

746
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{\fs18\pos(190,5)\an8}距離倒數派對還有兩天

747
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{\fs18\pos(190,5)\an8}距離倒數派對還有7天

748
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{\fs18\pos(190,5)\an8}距離倒數派對還有6天

749
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{\fs18\pos(190,5)\an8}距離倒數派對還有3天

750
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{\fs18\pos(190,5)\an8}家父受您關照了 今後也請多關照

751
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:50,249
{\fs18\pos(190,5)\an8}距離倒數派對還有兩天