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Howdy!

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Here we go.

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Understand our, uh, our sons got into a bit of a fight.

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Yeah, sure did.

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I'm sorry I hit you.

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How do you not know "Call of Duty"?

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Gotta admit, it's kinda weird he never heard of "Call of Duty."

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I mean, game's been around for years.

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There's, like, 15 versions of it.

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Yeah, well, uh, we don't, uh,

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we don't play video games at our house.

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But that's okay if y'all do.

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That's weird.

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Yeah, why don't you, uh, tell him the thing we talked about?

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Go on.

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I hope...

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I hope we can be together next time in harmony.

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Well, uh, we'll look into that. Come on, pal.

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Huh?

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I wish Travis was nice to me after I apologized.

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Well, you can't control other people, bud.

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We can only control ourselves.

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The more I think about it, the more I wanna punch him again.

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Yeah, that's called insecurity.

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You keep practicing what you just did over there,

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and you'll grow.

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You'll be a better person for it.

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But even his dad wasn't nice.

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I picked up on that.

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But you didn't see me get mad, did you?

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No.

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I know how you feel, buddy.

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You know, your dad used to get mad. A lot.

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But, uh, eventually, I was able to control those feelings,

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and then I had you, and I changed.

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I'm really proud of you.

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It's a hard thing that you did.

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You messed up, but you took responsibility for it.

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It's the right way to live.

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Oh, I don't think we have time for that.

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I think I can do it.

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Let's try it.

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Here we go. Okay, you ready?

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Let Dad do that. Let Dad do that.

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Dad'll do it. - John: Okay.

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Dad's gonna do it. Okay? Here we go.

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No. Pick it up. Pick it up.

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...his face is the penny,

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as well as the $5 bill.

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Lincoln was born February 12th, 1809, in Kentucky.

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His family was very poor and lived

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in a one-room log cabin.

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Later, when Lincoln was 9 years old,

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his mother suddenly died.

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Stupid bull got up there and got his horn stuck in my bumper.

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- About pulled it off. -

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So now, I gotta replace that, I gotta replace the--

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Here y'all go. Got your breakfast right here.

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- Thank you, Miss Emily. - Now, who needs a warm-up?

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- I'll take one. -

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Kyle? How you doin' this morning?

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- You enjoying a short stack? - I sure am, Miss Ginny.

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Oh...

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I'm gonna need a fucking Xanny.

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Oh! Mm!

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Oh, hey. Did I tell you?

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- Amber made cheer squad. - Oh, hey, that's so great.

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- You must be so proud. - Oh, yeah. We're havin' a big shindig to celebrate.

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You should come. We're gonna fry a turkey.

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Oh, you know, I'd love to, but...

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- we got Clark's mom, so... - Oh, well, bring 'em all.

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Yeah, I know, but she's, um...

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She's hooked up to all them machines,

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and I'm afraid to...

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- unplug 'em. - Oh, that's fuckin' stressful.

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Yep.

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Shit's real stressful.

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Uh...

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Bevel told me he jerks off to you.

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Hey, Emily.

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What are you doin' right now?

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Cashing out.

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- That's cool. -

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That's really fuckin' cool.

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Cool.

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And apparently, he was a lawyer

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before he became the president. Did you know that?

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I knew that, yeah.

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I think it's a good thing for John to see that stuff.

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You know, that, I don't know, despite his circumstances,

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he could be a lawyer.

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Yeah, no, totally.

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I think it's great he's learning about all that now. I mean,

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I don't think I learned about George Washington or Abe Lincoln

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till I was much older, so...

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Yeah, totally.

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What else did you guys learn about?

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You mean, what else did I teach him?

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Uh-huh.

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Oh, just basic math.

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You know, I wanna get into long division...

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math stuff, two plus two.

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Things that, basically, you know, what we could try to do

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is come up with stuff with, like, division,

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things like that. You know, that's what I'm hoping--

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Hey, what do you guys want for dinner?

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You know what I like about Old Abe?

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And, uh, it's actually something I relate to

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which is he had this beautiful combination of, um...

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What was it? Pragmatism, optimism, and compromise.

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Absolutely. I see that.

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- No, what you said. Um... -

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- Pragmatism, optimism, and compromise. - And compromise. Yeah.

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'Cause I-I think that's the building blocks

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of anyone worth his salt. I really do.

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And he's now on a penny.

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No, he's a real success story,

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that Abe Lincoln,

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'cause he worked hard, and now he's on a penny.

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And a lot of pennies can buy you socks...

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um...

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shoelaces. You use those.

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I've seen you. Um...

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hairpins...

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- He's an intricate part of our life, John. - Mm-hmm.

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How's your food, John?

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Pretty good, right? Chicken pot pie?

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You gotta stop drinking at work.

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I don't drink at work.

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Sally, you came home drunk.

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I know, but I didn't drink at work.

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Okay, but it's gotta stop.

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You drink beer. I'm throwing the wine away.

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You drink beer. Yeah, I drink beer, and I know when to stop.

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Look, you're setting a terrible example for our son.

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You understand? - Sally: I'll stop when you stop.

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I'm not horse trading with you, okay?

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Now, let's-- let's just try to unwind with no drinks.

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Please?

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Please?

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Sally, don't answer me with a look.

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Hey, guys. Today, I'm gonna tell you

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all the messed-up shit Abraham Lincoln did

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that you'll never find in history books.

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Number six on today's countdown of "Heroes Exposed"

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is old Honest Abe.

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I love Tom, and I think I'm ready to get married.

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Oh, boy.

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Marriage is like a...

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package of jelly beans.

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At first, it's fantastic.

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Strawberry. Watermelon. Grape?

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And then one day, you get black licorice,

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and you think to yourself,

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why did I get these jelly beans?

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But, Mom, what if I love black licorice?

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Honey, nobody likes black licorice.

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The more you focus on your pain,

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the more you focus on your pity,

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the bigger it gets,

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and the more you doubt God.

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In moments like this,

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I think of Daniel in the lion's den.

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If Daniel were to focus on those lions, how would he sleep?

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He wouldn't!

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He'd be scared to death, waitin' to be eaten alive!

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Now, how did he survive?

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He survived because he focused not on the lions,

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but God.

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See, you can't focus on the pain, the pity, the fear.

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You focus on what made those lions. God.

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- God will deliver us. -

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God acts on behalf of those who wait for him.

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God acts on behalf of those...

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who wait for Him.

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Peace be with you.

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And also with you.

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- Now, give thanks. -

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And may you go in love and peace.

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- Peace be with you. - Peace be with you.

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Buddy. Peace be with you, pal.

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Look at everything God's given us, John.

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- It's beautiful. -

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We gotta honor it.

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You know what I mean? - John: Mm-hmm.

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Gotta keep everything on God's land safe.

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Everything from the ants to the giant trees.

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There's giant trees? Oh, yeah. It's nuts.

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You know, you gotta honor humans.

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- You gotta honor Dad. Dad's gotta honor you. -

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What about Mom? Mom. Sure.

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Gotta honor Mom.

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She cries a lot. Oh, yes. Yes, she does.

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But, you know what? Like I've said...

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there's happy cry, and then there's sad cry

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and then there's, uh... Well, there's Mom cry,

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- and that can be very loud and scary. -

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I feel like I have a pretty good way of talking her down.

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As long as I'm calm,

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and I'm saying, you know,

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"You need to stop yelling and you're spitting when you talk."

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You know, those are things...

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Ah. So close.

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Alright.

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That was a pretty good throw.

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Thought you said you didn't know how to play.

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You're gettin' the hang of it.

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- Maybe a little wild, but you got this. -

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Oh yeah. There you go. Now, you got this.

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Yeah!

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Here, you can have this.

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You know, you're good enough to play right field.

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Yeah?

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Yeah, so next time your Dad takes a nap,

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why don't you come on over to my place,

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and I can show you how to hit? It's not that hard.

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Okay. Thanks.

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All good.

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- Can I ask you a question? - Sure.

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Does your mom wear hair on top of her own hair?

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- Hey, Dad? - Yeah?

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Did you get that comforter?

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- No. -

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My room's cold.

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Listen, John, do you know th-the story

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of the feeding of the five thousand?

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See, wh-what happened was Jesus was in the desert

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with a bunch of his buddies, about 5,000 of them,

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and they were all hungry,

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and all they had was a piece of fish and a piece of bread.

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You know what Jesus did?

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He multiplied it all, and he fed all of them.

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- So, you did get my comforter? - No.

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No, th-the point of the story

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is that God gives you exactly what you need.

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- And don't whine. -

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Ooh! My Lincoln book. Thank you.

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I need that.

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Hey. Hey, Todd! You okay?

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Todd, wake up, boy. You okay?

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You better call someone.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Noah? Noah!

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Noah! - Onlooker 2: He's not breathing.

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Should we call for help?

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Mom?

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Mom? -

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John?

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What's wrong? - I don't wanna get killed by a baseball.

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What? Who told you that? -

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Daddy.

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Clark.

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Can you come lay with me? Clark!

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- Woo! You better do it! - Nice!

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Sick-ass motherfucker! -

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Nice car!

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Yeah, he's in jail.

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And this is your brother?

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Dom, yeah.

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Wow.

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Did anyone die in the robbery?

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Fuckin' teller.

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The guy he was robbing the bank with

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fuckin' blasted this poor teller.

264
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:44,234
Well, how'd that make your brother feel?

265
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:48,447
Uh, what do you mean "How did it make him feel?"

266
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,659
You rob a fuckin' bank,

267
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,536
the probability of someone gettin' jacked is high.

268
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:58,999
That's hot.

269
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,588
Yeah?

270
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,257
Yeah.

271
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:08,801
Yeah...

272
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,720
You ever done anything like that?

273
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,808
What? Blast some fools?

274
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:19,728
Yeah.

275
00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:23,023
And how did it make you feel?

276
00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:26,777
Uh-- Like a god.

277
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,446
Like a bad boy god?

278
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,115
Uh-huh.

279
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,284
Are you a bad boy?

280
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,122
You know it, girl.

281
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,254
What?

282
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,964
Gimme your foot.

283
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,844
No, take your shoe off.

284
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:05,607
What do you think of that?

285
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:09,903
Impressive.

286
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:16,326
All I do at night is think about your mouth on my dick.

287
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,496
Hm. Okay.

288
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,082
Like you're sucking it.

289
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:24,293
No, I got it.

290
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,384
Well, I have to go to the bathroom.

291
00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:26,688
Oh... fuck, girl.

292
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:30,484
You don't suck this shit now, I'm gonna explode.

293
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,888
Stop. Stop! Stop!

294
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,684
Please... stop!

295
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:34,548
I... I won't tell anyone. I won't...

296
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,846
I know.

297
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:54,860
I'm sorry.

298
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,362
No, you're not.

299
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:26,224
That looks like it is the last of it.

300
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,607
Wait a minute.

301
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,859
What's that over there?

302
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:39,154
I don't know. Why don't you go check it out?

303
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:52,542
It's got your picture.

304
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,920
And medals and stuff.

305
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,254
Wow.

306
00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:57,673
Huh.

307
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,675
How'd you find this? I've been looking for this.

308
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,469
You were in war?

309
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,764
Well, John...

310
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,309
I was gonna wait to tell you this.

311
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,729
But-- Ooh, let's do this on the swing.

312
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,148
Uh...

313
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:16,858
Yeah. I was in war.

314
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,695
I was a Marine.

315
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,073
- A soldier? - Yeah.

316
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:26,159
Marines are the best soldiers.

317
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,997
Some call me Marine. Other people...

318
00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:32,207
Well, they call me a hero,

319
00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:34,501
but I don't like putting labels on things.

320
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:38,964
You wanna keep that in your room?

321
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:42,551
You know, I found out some, uh, interesting information

322
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,344
about our buddy Abe Lincoln.

323
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,389
Turns out,

324
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:49,808
he had a bunch of Native Americans killed.

325
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:52,019
Executed. Yeah.

326
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,648
He also proposed to Black people that they go back to Africa.

327
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:02,696
Got hundreds of men killed at Shiloh and Antietam.

328
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,659
News to me.

329
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:12,330
Saint Augustin?

330
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,542
The man was addicted to bathhouses, John.

331
00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:19,171
Now, he's, what, third-most googled saint?

332
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,881
Something like that.

333
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,343
Gandhi?

334
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:27,804
The original hippie? Gandhi?

335
00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:31,683
He, uh-- Wait. I read it.

336
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,602
Gandhi, uh, what'd he do?

337
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,562
Oh yeah. His wife had pneumonia.

338
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:37,564
Doctors said, "You gotta give her penicillin,"

339
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,816
but he said no because of religious beliefs.

340
00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:43,195
But then, when he got malaria, he said, "Give me the drugs."

341
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,905
Tricky.

342
00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:48,658
Tricky legacy.

343
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:19,439
Fuck.

344
00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:21,233
It's the other one, honey.

345
00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:32,744
You and John go get in the bathtub.

346
00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:02,143
This summer, she's back,

347
00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:05,480
and she's looking for vengeance.

348
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,483
"Megagirls 4."

349
00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:13,780
And he is incorrigible.

350
00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:17,575
The Magical Boy."

351
00:26:23,331 --> 00:26:24,916
I'm sorry. I didn't know what to do.

352
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:27,252
- It's fine. Where is he? - He's over there.

353
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,088
Okay.

354
00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:37,595
- He said he's Gene Cousineau? - That's what he said.

355
00:26:37,595 --> 00:26:39,848
- Did he show you ID? - He didn't have any.

356
00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,808
He didn't come in a car. He walked up.

357
00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:48,315
I don't think it's him.

358
00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:51,026
Let me Google image.

359
00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:57,907
What do you think?

360
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,202
I don't know. Both dudes are old.

361
00:27:05,832 --> 00:27:08,752
Hi. Where did you come from?

362
00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:11,546
I've been out of the country a long time.

363
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,466
Okay. And who did you wanna speak with?

364
00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:18,011
I'd like to talk to the person who runs Warner Brothers.

365
00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,679
Okay. About what?

366
00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:22,557
Something that's come to my attention recently.

367
00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:24,017
And what's that?

368
00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:26,353
I would rather talk to him.

369
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,813
Well, I work for him, so I think you'll need to tell me,

370
00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:32,734
and I'll relay it to him. - Gene: I would feel more comfortable talking to him.

371
00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:35,820
Well, I can't do that.

372
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:37,030
Why?

373
00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:38,698
Because I don't think you're Gene Cousineau.

374
00:27:38,698 --> 00:27:40,116
Why?

375
00:27:40,116 --> 00:27:43,370
Because he's been missing, presumed dead, for eight years.

376
00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:47,665
If you're planning what I think you're planning,

377
00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:50,919
you're gonna want to talk to me.

378
00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:56,758
Keep him here.

379
00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:05,266
Clean livin'. My whole life

380
00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:08,186
has been a testament to clean livin'.

381
00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:12,148
I never touched the alcohol,

382
00:28:12,148 --> 00:28:14,359
the drugs, crappy food.

383
00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:17,695
Hell, I've been married to the same woman

384
00:28:17,695 --> 00:28:21,282
since I was 18. Years of clean living.

385
00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:24,536
You'd think I'd be able to judge people correctly, right?

386
00:28:25,286 --> 00:28:26,496
Yeah.

387
00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:29,416
Well, I thank you, Emily.

388
00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:32,252
Oh, hey, that's no problem.

389
00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:35,547
You're a very brave woman.

390
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,007
Most people turn a blind eye,

391
00:28:38,007 --> 00:28:40,468
especially with a punk like Bevel.

392
00:28:43,346 --> 00:28:44,597
I think what took me in

393
00:28:44,597 --> 00:28:47,392
was how much he reminded me of my grandson.

394
00:28:49,686 --> 00:28:51,604
I thought some honest work

395
00:28:51,604 --> 00:28:54,399
would show him the joys of clean livin'.

396
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:57,235
- And then-- - He steals from you.

397
00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:59,612
Till tappin' little bastard.

398
00:28:59,612 --> 00:29:01,156
Mm-hmm.

399
00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:04,951
Well, you two are angels.

400
00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:08,788
I'll find a replacement soon.

401
00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:17,005
- I'm not surprised. -

402
00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:19,340
I've thought about tapping the till.

403
00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:23,636
But I got such a guilty conscious.

404
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:27,223
Probably just end up blowin' my fuckin' brains out.

405
00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:32,228
In honor of the finale of "Just Desserts,"

406
00:29:32,228 --> 00:29:34,647
we sit down with Natalie Greer,

407
00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:38,860
the mind behind a show that defined a generation.

408
00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:43,656
So, we were on patrol,

409
00:29:43,656 --> 00:29:46,242
and we came to this village and two elders were arguing over

410
00:29:46,242 --> 00:29:47,952
who killed the other person's donkey,

411
00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:51,664
which was a typical occurrence over there.

412
00:29:51,664 --> 00:29:54,292
And then, uh, a shot rang out.

413
00:29:55,710 --> 00:29:58,379
- And do you know who was shot? - Who?

414
00:29:59,672 --> 00:30:01,341
Albert.

415
00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:04,052
- Your best friend? - Yeah.

416
00:30:05,386 --> 00:30:07,680
And I heard them shout my name.

417
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:11,392
"Medic! Medic! Get up here!"

418
00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:12,936
So, I ran up there, and when I found him,

419
00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:15,230
he was all messed up. He looked terrible.

420
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:18,066
And they told me, they said, "Clark, he's a goner."

421
00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:19,984
And I said,

422
00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:21,694
"Not on my watch."

423
00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:24,239
And I patched him up.

424
00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:27,116
And I saved his life.

425
00:30:27,825 --> 00:30:29,911
Did you kill the guys who shot him?

426
00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:32,956
No, no, no.

427
00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:35,250
No, my job was to protect our boys.

428
00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:39,170
Just like I'm protecting you, John.

429
00:30:43,049 --> 00:30:45,593
- I love you so much, Dad. - Oh...

430
00:30:45,593 --> 00:30:47,262
I love you, too.

431
00:30:48,137 --> 00:30:49,806
I love you too, buddy.

432
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:54,018
But it's just so crazy to have gone

433
00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:56,271
from, like, being a chubby little kid

434
00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:58,565
who loves cupcakes to then, all of a sudden,

435
00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:00,900
you know, the President of the United States

436
00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:04,320
is quoting our show at the State of the Union.

437
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,781
Like, how did-- how did we get this lucky, you know?

438
00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:09,784
- Like, we're so lucky. -

439
00:31:09,784 --> 00:31:12,203
Do you know that we almost fired you season two?

440
00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:13,746
Really?

441
00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:16,457
Yes! Because you weren't good yet, you know?

442
00:31:16,457 --> 00:31:19,794
- Y-You were a kid, so you were bad, but... -

443
00:31:19,794 --> 00:31:21,504
Barry!

444
00:31:22,505 --> 00:31:25,300
- Who's Barry? - Shh.

445
00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:29,971
What? -

446
00:31:32,849 --> 00:31:35,101
They're making a movie about us.

447
00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:45,528
I'm gonna have to kill Cousineau.

