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Saint? St. John?

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Wake up, Saint! Can I trust you?

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-What's going on? -Can I trust you?

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-Uh, I... -Just answer me!

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You can trust me, Papa.

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I fucked up.

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I fucked up so-- so badly.

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-Is Mom okay? -Listen to me.

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Remember, back in Mexico, I told you I worked

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-for the State Department? -Uh-huh.

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I was CIA. Station Chief of the Mexico City office.

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-What? -I'm a spy.

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A job just went FUBAR. Top secret for the White House.

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-And my people got arrested. -How could you not tell us?

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I need your help.

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Things could get hairy for me real quick.

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I need you to do whatever I ask without question.

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Can I trust you?

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Of course, Papa.

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- Good boy. -

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Get Windex and gloves.

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Okay.

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Mm.

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How was work?

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Ooh! Comme ci, comme ça.

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There is a chance I will be going to prison.

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Wait, what?

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Don't worry.

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Go back to sleep. Kids'll be up soon.

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Oh, now, where are those little soaps I got you

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from the Watergate?

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- They may be used as evidence. -

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Hurry!

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Fuck! Squat down!

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Make it look like we're fixing a flat.

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Thank you!

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Get the sides, the bottom.

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-Wipe down everything. -Yes, Papa!

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All over! No prints. Keep rubbing.

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Good. Wipe it all down.

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-Why the typewriter? -The less you know the better.

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Okay. Grab everything. Hurry.

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Never tell anyone that you did this,

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or we're both in big trouble.

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My boy. My boy, my boy.

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Oh. Hotel key.

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It's the little things.

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Oh, we didn't wipe that down! -

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Turn to your right. -

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Turn to your right.

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Derecho.

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Derecha.

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Turn to your right, please.

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No sé, señor.

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Turn to your right.

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-Do you speak English? -Yeah.

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Turn to your right.

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Gracias. -You're welcome.

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Fore!

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Goddamn it.

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Mr. Kleindienst? -

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Hello?

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I am behind the tree to your right.

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My name is Gordon Liddy.

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I'm the Head Counsel

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for the Committee to Re-Elect the President.

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What the hell are you doing on my golf course?

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Five men were arrested last night at the DNC.

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They were conducting a clandestine intelligence

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-gathering operation. -I heard.

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McGovern is floundering.

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What kind of morons break into the goddamn DNC?

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Those men work for me.

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Oh, hell.

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One of the men, Jim McCord, is Head of Security

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Oh, fuck.

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Does Mitchell know?

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I did not take over this job just to clean up his bullshit.

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Yes.

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In fact, Mr. Mitchell has a request.

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If you could get McCord released immediately,

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On what grounds?

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Are you all out of your minds?

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Do you have any idea what something like this

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could do to the president?

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Sir, if the world finds out that the Head of Security

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for the Committee was arrested, think about what that would do

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-to the president. -Oh, Christ.

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McCord has fake ID.

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But as a former FBI agent, he has his fingerprints on file,

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so it's only a matter of time before they find out

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who he is and where he works.

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What the fuck did you people think

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you were doing in there?

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Saving the country from communism, sir.

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The clock is ticking.

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By my count, we have 48 hours before they figure out

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- who he is. -

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I stake my reputation on that.

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Your turn.

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- Come on. Oh, sí, sí. -

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- So interesting. -

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Name? -Eat shit.

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-Address? -I wanna speak to my attorney.

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Phone number?

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I wanna speak with my attorney.

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Okay, let's start from the top. Name?

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Look, Mr. Martin, I'm trying to help you out.

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Just tell us your real name, or bail's gonna be

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100 grand at least.

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I want to have an attorney present.

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Jim? -

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Jimmy?

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-Wait, you know this guy? -Yeah, this is Jim McCord.

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He does security for John Mitchell.

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-No. Not anymore. -Wow, really?

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-Hey there, Ted. -Hey.

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Jim McCord. Thanks, Ted.

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Yeah, thanks, Ted.

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Could you spell your last name for me?

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Yes, A-T-T-O-R-N-E-Y.

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The perfect French omelet is baveuse.

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Now, where are the chives?

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We have, uh, oranges, pickles, oyster stew, olives,

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no chives.

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When do we ever have oyster stew?

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We have everything. We have tomato juice,

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but we have no goddamn chives!

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-It's okay, Papa. -So stupid.

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Don't worry about it. I don't need...

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-I don't need chives. -Okay. Fine. Fine!

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It'll be fine. It's fine without the chives.

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Um.

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You remember, my, um,

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my, uh, teacher,

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um, at my old school, the one who, um--

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Yes, I remember.

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Well, I told Mama about it, and then the next day,

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he, uh, vanished.

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Your mother told me what had happened.

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And that night, I threw two, three guns into the car.

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And your mother got scared, called the school to warn them,

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and the pervert stole off into the night.

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-Were you gonna kill him? -Kill who?

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What are you doing here?

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Why aren't you dressed and showered?

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It's Saturday. I don't go in till 3:00.

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- Saturday. -

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Right! Saturday.

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I'm gonna make you an omelet.

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Of course, there's no chives.

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Howard Hunt, please. Mm-hmm.

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Yep. One second. For you.

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Howard Hunt here.

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This is Bob Woodward from The Washington Post.

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Yes. Yes, what is it?

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I was just kind of wondering

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why your name was on an envelope found on one of the men arrested

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-at the Watergate? -Good God.

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Do you care to comment?

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In view that the matter is under adjudication,

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uh, I have no comment.

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-Wrong number. -What? They asked for you.

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I'm going to be in my office all day.

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Don't answer it!

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And if anyone comes to the house, I'm not here.

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Good evening.

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We have a mystery story out of Washington.

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Five people have been arrested and charged with breaking

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into the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee

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in the middle of the night.

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Among those five persons

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apprehended at the Watergate was this man.

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James W. McCord, a former CIA employee

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who now owns his own private security firm.

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And guess what else he is?

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A consultant to President Richard Nixon's

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re-election campaign committee.

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Gordon! -

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Morning, Jeb.

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How's tricks?

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Gordon, this whole thing is exploding.

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I'm getting calls from the FBI.

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Why are you shredding money?

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The cops found cash with sequential serial numbers

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on our guys.

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Ergo, they can trace it back to the bank and to us.

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Cuban imbeciles were supposed to use it

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as bribe money.

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I'm sorry, are you shredding soap?

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You have used up your daily quota

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of moronic questions, you towel snapper.

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And it is only 9:17 a.m.

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You're our chief counsel! I need to know what to do here!

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Get the fuck out!

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My legal advice to you is to hire your own attorney.

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Then what in the high holy fuck are we paying you for?

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Jeb...

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I want you to know something.

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This maelstrom of shit we are in right now...

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it's all your fault.

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I have to call a lawyer.

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Now, you're getting it, Dummkopf.

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Oh, my God.

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Mr. Hunt. This is the FBI.

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Mr. Hunt.

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Let's come back.

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Earlier today,

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the White House Press Secretary, Ron Ziegler, had this to say

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about the Watergate break-in.

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My remark yesterday,

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regarding a third-rate burglary attempt, related to the fact

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that I wasn't gonna comment every time someone tries

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to break in somewhere, and I'm gonna reject

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every attempt in questioning to inject this matter

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into the White House.

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Merci. -

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Bonjour, oui.

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I'd like to place an international call.

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-Mama? -Hey, honey, it's early.

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Go back to sleep, okay? Yes, I'll hold.

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Were you followed?

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Undoubtedly.

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But I lost them.

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Excellent.

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Nice bomb shelter.

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Thanks. It came with the house. Hurry up!

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Did you hear that child, Ziegler?

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Called it a third-grade burglary.

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Right this way.

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FBI paid me a little visit today.

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-Oh! And what did you tell them? -Well, I didn't answer the door.

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I'm, uh, laying low, playing it cool.

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Do not answer that!

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It's probably Dorothy,

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but I just can't bring myself to talk with her.

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Good. Because your phones are tapped by now.

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Bastards. They don't tap my phone!

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I tap their goddamn phones!

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That is my métier. Here.

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Hmm.

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How much cash do we have left? -LIDDY: Zero.

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I shredded it.

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You shredded our money?

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The money was a direct link to the Committee.

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-What else could I have done? -Well, I don't know.

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Hide it, bury it, launder it. You do not shred money!

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Christ! This is all McCord's fault.

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Why did he leave that tape?

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Do not panic.

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We will figure this out.

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I'm as cool as a polar bear's privates, amigo.

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The guy shredding money is the one who panicked.

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Let it ring!

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Did you talk to Dean? We need more money.

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Shall I get that?

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-Do not pick up! -Why are you having a freak-out?

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You're not strapped for cash, are you?

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Not me.

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The Cubans. They need to take care of us.

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-Um, them. -Listen to me.

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Well, if you come under pressure,

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you just say

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you worked for me.

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'Cause I can take whatever these SOBs

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-can dish out. -I do not work for you, Gordon.

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What are you gonna say?

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That you worked for the White House?

269
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,949
-They better take care of us. -They will.

270
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,577
Now, you and I just need to keep our mouths shut

271
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,287
'til after the election.

272
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,247
Then Nixon can pardon us without so much

273
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:18,125
as a second thought and we are home free.

274
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:22,129
Nixon is a man who values loyalty.

275
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,424
You're goddamn right he does.

276
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:32,181
Oh, uh, should I take the bookcase, Dr. No,

277
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or is there a trap door? -

278
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Two former White House aides

279
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with electronic receiving devices

280
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were in the room

281
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of the Watergate Hotel on the early morning

282
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:46,779
of June 17th, when five men with bugging gear

283
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,947
were found in Democratic headquarters here

284
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in the Watergate building.

285
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,369
The men are G. Gordon Liddy,

286
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,496
at that time counsel to the Finance Committee

287
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:56,789
to Re-Elect the President.

288
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:59,416
And E. Howard Hunt, a former White House consultant.

289
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,752
Mrs. Hunt! Mrs. Hunt!

290
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,505
Mrs. Hunt, have you seen your husband?

291
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,215
What do you know about the break-in at the DNC?

292
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:09,301
Mrs. Dorothy Hunt, Agent Dwyer, Agent McNeil, FBI.

293
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,637
What is happening? -DOROTHY: Kevan, take David inside, okay?

294
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,180
This is private property. Let's go.

295
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:14,556
Mrs. Hunt, we'd like a word with your husband,

296
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,058
but we've been unable to track him down.

297
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,560
I'm sorry, I've been in Europe. I haven't heard from my husband.

298
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,813
-He could be anywhere. -Well, if you do see him,

299
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,272
could you please tell him to call us?

300
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:23,524
If I see him.

301
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,363
Howard!

302
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,115
Oh, bonjour, Kev!

303
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:32,908
How was your month in Paris? -

304
00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:35,744
Oh, by the way, do not answer the phone.

305
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,204
W-- is Papa okay?

306
00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:40,124
-Hey! Look who's here! -Papa!

307
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:43,210
Anyone for pancakes? Chocolate chip!

308
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:44,878
Why is the FBI here?

309
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,922
Oh, well, they just wanted to ask me a few questions,

310
00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:49,425
but I'm not feeling terribly chatty.

311
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,093
Of course, he's a spy.

312
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,761
But he's not a spy!

313
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,223
I am.

314
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:59,977
No. Don't you-- You work for the White House.

315
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,104
Think about it, Kev. It makes so much sense.

316
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,440
All the lies, all the manipulations,

317
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,525
all the mind games. God!

318
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:09,319
This entire time we believed that he just wrote

319
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:12,281
-shitty spy books. -They're not shitty.

320
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:16,160
Thank you, Saint. That might be my best review.

321
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:18,454
So, am I getting chocolate chip pancakes?

322
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,707
In a bit. First, I want a word with your father.

323
00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:27,629
Yeah, it's a disaster.

324
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,256
You gotta talk to those guys in the morning.

325
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:32,426
Hmm. No, uh, tell them to talk to Haldeman about it.

326
00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:34,261
-I don't want that on my desk. -Yeah.

327
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,015
-John! -Jesus, Gordon.

328
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:41,185
Are you the action officer in charge of damage control?

329
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:43,020
-You and I-- -Don't look at me.

330
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,730
Just look straight ahead.

331
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:48,567
You and I cannot be talking, Gordon.

332
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:51,987
The FBI is crawling up our asses.

333
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:54,281
I'm in contact with Director Gray.

334
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:55,783
We're on top of it.

335
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,409
-Are you? -Hmm.

336
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,953
They have Felt running the investigation.

337
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:03,248
Mark Felt was at the first Plumbers meeting.

338
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:07,086
-You're joking. -Oh, I wish I were.

339
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,712
Please tell me this meeting didn't take place

340
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:09,922
at the White House.

341
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:12,382
I wish I could.

342
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,385
Okay, Gray's our guy.

343
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,679
He'll ride herd on Felt and his FBI cronies.

344
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,932
You guys just need to keep your mouths shut.

345
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:22,518
You need to know something.

346
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,521
The DNC break-in is not the problem.

347
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,439
Our infiltration into Dan Ellsberg's

348
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,192
psychiatrist's office in Beverly Hills last year...

349
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,110
Ooh, that's the problem.

350
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,613
That order came from inside the White House.

351
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,782
You know what? You didn't tell me that.

352
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,784
Because this conversation never happened.

353
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:41,370
How does this thing keep finding ways to get worse?

354
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,831
Ehrlichman okayed it.

355
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,250
And worse.

356
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,751
Hunt and I are prepared to take the fall,

357
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:50,379
but we expect to be taken care of,

358
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,005
"company style."

359
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:54,216
Public disavowal, private funding.

360
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,677
I really hope that you understand

361
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,595
the scope and scale of this thing.

362
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,264
How dangerous this could be to the country,

363
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:02,015
to the president.

364
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,475
The Committee has a policy that every member

365
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:06,395
must cooperate fully with the investigation.

366
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,523
Therefore, I will be tendering my resignation tomorrow.

367
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,900
And if the president wants...

368
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:17,865
you just tell me what corner to stand on.

369
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:21,326
You hire a sniper and I will take the bullet.

370
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,579
I am prepared to die for this president.

371
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:25,622
Are you?

372
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,292
Go home, Gordon.

373
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:30,419
Get some sleep.

374
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,338
Name the time and the place.

375
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,717
Just make sure it's a clean head shot!

376
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:40,596
Oh, I will, Gordon.

377
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:49,479
What, d'you bring back the Eiffel Tower?

378
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:51,940
You've had a long flight.

379
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,610
Uh, how about I whip you up a few fluffy flapjacks?

380
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:55,944
What's going on, Howard?

381
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,363
We have eggs, we have bacon, we have, uh...

382
00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,823
What have you done?

383
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,252
It wasn't my fault.

384
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:16,173
I tried and tried to talk them out of going in again,

385
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:19,051
but Gordon kept pushing and pushing,

386
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:21,595
and that idiot McCord left the tape--

387
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:25,098
Our lives, Howard. Our house, our kids.

388
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,183
This was not the deal.

389
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:28,352
It's going to be okay. I-- I have a plan.

390
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:30,479
You take that stupid fucking apron off.

391
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:31,605
I can't even look at you.

392
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:35,067
Okay. We, uh, we take the kids to Florida.

393
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:37,569
We tell them we're going to Walt Disney World.

394
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:40,656
But uh, we-- we actually fly into Miami.

395
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:43,241
And there's that abandoned air strip

396
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,953
outside of Opa-locka, we-- we used in '61.

397
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,497
-Then what? -Then, we get Somoza to send

398
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:51,166
a Nicaraguan National Guard airplane.

399
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,417
And then what?

400
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,044
And then I do what I do.

401
00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:57,547
I work with Nicaraguan intelligence.

402
00:20:57,631 --> 00:21:01,385
Uh, liaise with the Company. Uh, it'll be like Mexico.

403
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:03,971
-You loved Mexico. -Do you hear yourself, Howard?

404
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:05,931
Do you hear how insane you sound?

405
00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:10,227
You need a lawyer. We need a lawyer.

406
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,353
No!

407
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,981
Somoza owes me big.

408
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:16,900
You know what we did down there.

409
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:20,195
They all owe me, those greasy sons of bitches.

410
00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:23,323
-They owe me! -If our salvation hinges

411
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:26,326
on a tin-pot dictator's sense of rectitude,

412
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:29,246
we are well and truly fucked, Howard.

413
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,221
I'll call a lawyer.

414
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:48,765
Thank you.

415
00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:56,273
Sweetheart, bring us some coffee

416
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:59,109
and some of those yummy Stella D'Oro cookies,

417
00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:00,652
you-- you know?

418
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:01,945
-Yes, sir. -Thank you.

419
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:04,865
Anyway, as I was saying,

420
00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:07,325
this has jumped from a misdemeanor

421
00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:08,452
to multiple felonies.

422
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:10,537
Now, unless you've got some way of proving

423
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:13,123
that the Democrats bugged themselves...

424
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:15,751
...we have a problem, Howard.

425
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,210
You have to understand something.

426
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:21,423
I have never worked on US soil before.

427
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,258
When something goes wrong overseas,

428
00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:26,178
they yank you out. They protect you.

429
00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:28,138
What, then, is your endgame here?

430
00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:31,600
I don't know. Uh, stay out of jail?

431
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:32,642
Hmm.

432
00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:34,895
Liddy is meeting today with Fred LaRue,

433
00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:36,271
the president's lawyer.

434
00:22:36,354 --> 00:22:37,939
You mean, the president's bagman.

435
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:41,610
Well, I assume they will be discussing clemency.

436
00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:45,655
The president will not forget us.

437
00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:51,495
I'm not a betting man, but the odds of a pardon,

438
00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:56,333
-uh, one in a thousand. -What kind of deal might he get?

439
00:22:57,167 --> 00:23:00,712
Dot, please. I'm the client.

440
00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:03,799
What kind of deal can I get?

441
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:06,259
With every passing day, the deal gets worse.

442
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:07,344
You play ball now,

443
00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:08,929
I can probably keep you out of jail.

444
00:23:09,012 --> 00:23:11,973
- I am not naming names. -

445
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:15,644
Let me be clear, I am not naming names.

446
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:20,398
-No names will be named. -So, it's a no on the names?

447
00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:22,609
That doesn't leave me much to work with.

448
00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:25,946
So, what, Howard? You're just gonna go to jail?

449
00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:27,197
That's your plan?

450
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,117
-Well, no, that-- that's-- -No!

451
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,993
It's absolutely unacceptable.

452
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:35,038
I assume you're in communication with the White House lawyers.

453
00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:36,790
-Now, hold on. Ma'am-- -You give them a message

454
00:23:36,873 --> 00:23:38,458
from Howard.

455
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,335
You tell them loyalty is a two-way street.

456
00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:42,796
I know how this game is played, and those spineless,

457
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:45,674
two-faced politicians need to hear it.

458
00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,300
Dot, please, you can't just--

459
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:50,595
I was on the last train out of Shanghai in '49

460
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:53,473
with a .25 caliber strapped to my thigh,

461
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:54,891
dressed as a peasant.

462
00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:59,146
If we're taking the fall, we're not going down alone.

463
00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:00,981
You tell them.

464
00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:03,150
-Understand? -Yes, ma'am.

465
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,485
Let's go, Howard.

466
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:08,655
I better go.

467
00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:10,866
- We're looking for 2500. -

468
00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:13,493
That's 2117, so a little farther. Keep going.

469
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:15,745
Why doesn't he wanna just meet you at his office?

470
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:18,623
LaRue cannot be seen with me. Nobody can.

471
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,250
That's why I'm taking the service elevator

472
00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:21,376
up to his apartment.

473
00:24:21,459 --> 00:24:23,211
And Howard thinks this a good idea?

474
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,839
He does. Unless Dorothy convinced him otherwise.

475
00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:27,591
I would never ask you about your work.

476
00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:29,759
I'm only driving because you asked me to.

477
00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:35,098
I have it all under control.

478
00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:37,851
Blame the whole break-in on the CIA.

479
00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:39,978
And then they will deny it.

480
00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:41,271
But no one's going to believe them

481
00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:43,023
because they're a bunch of double-dealing

482
00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:44,274
panty-sniffers.

483
00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:47,277
And Dean will tell the FBI to stop the investigation

484
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,487
because it compromises national intelligence.

485
00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:53,658
It's just really as simple-- Oh, fuck!

486
00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:57,037
What is it, Gordon? -

487
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,705
The president's lawyer's apartment is

488
00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:01,208
at the Watergate. Oh, that is perfect.

489
00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:03,710
-Should we go home? -Oh, no. Proceed as planned.

490
00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:06,254
-Just take a left here. -Roger that.

491
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,673
Turn signals, turn signals. Sorry.

492
00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:13,428
Don't forget I have a roast in the oven.

493
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:17,057
I'm reporting from Witches Island...

494
00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:20,101
Mr. Bittman?

495
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,937
Good morning.

496
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:24,272
- Good morning. -

497
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:25,982
Morning.

498
00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:28,401
So I spoke with the prosecutor who said he is willing, uh...

499
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,864
-...to discuss the... -I am not naming names.

500
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:36,326
-Yeah, I know! -I say, I am not naming names!

501
00:25:36,409 --> 00:25:39,829
-We can't hear a word, Howard! -The house is bugged!

502
00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:44,000
Anything we say is protected under attorney-client privilege!

503
00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:45,126
What?

504
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,671
As long as he's here, they can't use anything!

505
00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:50,840
-I... - The winter is forbidden 'til December

506
00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:51,967
I know.

507
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:54,052
And exits March The second on the dot

508
00:25:54,135 --> 00:25:55,345
You hear that, Felt?

509
00:25:56,554 --> 00:25:58,181
I'm not naming names!

510
00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:03,812
I, uh, I did come with a spot of good news.

511
00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:05,313
Hmm.

512
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,232
A guardian angel of yours sent me

513
00:26:07,315 --> 00:26:09,484
25,000 dollars in cash.

514
00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:13,697
See? They do fear me. How soon can we get that?

515
00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:14,906
Oh, you can't.

516
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,284
Uh, but my fees are covered for the time being

517
00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:19,244
so that should be something of a relief.

518
00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:20,829
Now, right after the cash arrived,

519
00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:25,458
I got a call from a Mr. Rivers, who said he wanted to talk.

520
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:28,378
Okay, I'll need a secure phone.

521
00:26:28,461 --> 00:26:31,798
Could you get our guest some cookies or something?

522
00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:33,842
Well, he didn't wanna talk to you.

523
00:26:33,925 --> 00:26:35,760
His exact words were, "I wanna talk

524
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:36,970
to the writer's wife."

525
00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:40,682
-Me? -Her?

526
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:41,808
Mm.

527
00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:46,604
I'm gonna need a secure phone.

528
00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:47,731
Yes, of course.

529
00:26:47,814 --> 00:26:50,233
Now, Howard, did you say something

530
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:51,860
about cookies?

531
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,450
They're in the cupboard, dear.

532
00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:03,038
-Is chocolate chip okay? -Yeah.

533
00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:04,205
Chocolate chip, Howard.

534
00:27:04,914 --> 00:27:06,124
Yes, dear.

535
00:27:10,837 --> 00:27:13,214
This is Howard Hunt. What should I--

536
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:16,593
Put your wife on the phone, and wait in the car, Mr. Hunt.

537
00:27:19,512 --> 00:27:20,555
It's for you.

538
00:27:22,849 --> 00:27:24,225
Mr. Rivers? -MR. Yes.

539
00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:26,895
Your husband's continued loyalty to his country is appreciated.

540
00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:29,647
I'll send further instructions through Bittman. Stay tuned.

541
00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:30,899
And what about the others?

542
00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:33,151
The Cubans, Gordon Liddy? -MR. RIVERS: Cubans?

543
00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:36,196
They'll be looked after. Liddy, he's on his own.

544
00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:37,864
Just so we're clear, Mr. Rivers,

545
00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:41,576
25,000 dollars is not going to cut the mustard.

546
00:27:41,659 --> 00:27:43,036
It's chicken feed.

547
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,038
I understand. Just be patient.

548
00:27:45,121 --> 00:27:48,041
My husband and I are as short on patience

549
00:27:48,124 --> 00:27:51,753
as we are on money. Pass that along, Mr. Rivers.

550
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:52,921
Good day.

551
00:27:54,422 --> 00:27:56,925
They wanted me to tell you how much

552
00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:59,135
they appreciated your loyalty.

553
00:27:59,219 --> 00:28:00,595
How gratifying.

554
00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:05,141
There is going to be nothing for Gordon.

555
00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:12,065
Sons of bitches.

556
00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:16,027
We'll have to take care of him.

557
00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:21,699
-How? Out of our end? -He's my partner.

558
00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:23,034
Believe me. I know.

559
00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:25,745
And we can't let him know that it's coming out of our cut

560
00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:28,123
- or he won't take it. -

561
00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:30,208
First things first, how do we spread

562
00:28:30,291 --> 00:28:32,419
the money around?

563
00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:35,797
Gordon and I are both under investigation.

564
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,382
I suppose I can handle that too.

565
00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:50,019
Reaching out to find a way

566
00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:54,691
To make tomorrow A brighter day

567
00:28:54,774 --> 00:29:00,238
Making dreams reality

568
00:29:00,321 --> 00:29:05,410
More than ever Nixon Now for you and me

569
00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:12,625
Nixon Now, Nixon Now

570
00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:17,255
He's made the difference He's showed us how

571
00:29:17,338 --> 00:29:23,678
Nixon Now, Nixon Now More than ever, Nixon Now

572
00:29:23,761 --> 00:29:27,849
Listen, America, Nixon Now

573
00:29:51,706 --> 00:29:55,710
One for the money Two for the show

574
00:29:55,793 --> 00:29:59,964
Light me up, darling See how brightly I can glow

575
00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,966
Go on with your bad self

576
00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:04,886
You're the switch That turns me on

577
00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:12,227
Light me up, baby See how brightly I can burn

578
00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:16,481
Burn, burn, burn, burn

579
00:30:19,275 --> 00:30:21,569
Go on with your bad self

580
00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:23,696
Thank you.

581
00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:26,908
Everything that I require

582
00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:31,246
From the top to the bottom Girl, you know you got 'em

583
00:30:32,455 --> 00:30:34,165
Hi, Dorothy.

584
00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:35,375
Do you wanna come in and...

585
00:30:36,626 --> 00:30:37,585
Thank you.

586
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:41,798
I can burn All night long, long

587
00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:43,591
Long

588
00:30:46,135 --> 00:30:51,599
Oh, fire, fire When you speak my name

589
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:55,395
Raging higher You're the queen of my flame

590
00:30:55,478 --> 00:30:59,399
Go on with your bad self Girl, you know you got it

591
00:30:59,482 --> 00:31:02,277
Everything that I require

592
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:07,323
From the top to the bottom Girl, you know you got 'em

593
00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:10,577
Every match That lights my fire

594
00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:14,455
So light me up, baby See how brightly I can burn...

595
00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:19,586
Ooh

596
00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:22,630
Ooh

597
00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:27,051
Go on with your bad self Turn me on, baby

598
00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:29,721
I don't understand. What are we doing here?

599
00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:32,223
For the 100th time, it's a goddamned fun

600
00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:34,309
family outing. Stop touching the radio!

601
00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:36,936
- See? Monuments. -

602
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:38,896
She's gonna turn around

603
00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:41,149
Brand-new bells Will be ringing

604
00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:42,358
Get in the back.

605
00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:43,943
Can we get ice cream now?

606
00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:45,778
Of course! Let's go.

607
00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:47,530
What did you just take from under the phone?

608
00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:48,489
Nothing.

609
00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:50,241
Did you just use the fun family outing

610
00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:51,909
to cover up some weird spy shit?

611
00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:53,828
Absolutely not. Let's go, Howard.

612
00:31:53,911 --> 00:31:56,623
-Bullshit! Bullshit! -Lisa! Enough.

613
00:31:56,706 --> 00:31:59,626
Oh, okay, what are you gonna do, Mr. CIA?

614
00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:01,878
You're gonna send me back to the insane asylum?

615
00:32:01,961 --> 00:32:04,589
This family is living a charade of lies!

616
00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:06,382
I said enough!

617
00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:09,552
That's life

618
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:14,182
That's what the people say

619
00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:17,185
This is all there was.

620
00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:19,646
Goddamn it.

621
00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:23,691
After Bittman, we are left with only 5,000.

622
00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,151
Don't forget the Liddys.

623
00:32:25,234 --> 00:32:27,236
I'm gonna change that, too

624
00:32:29,238 --> 00:32:33,660
When I'm back on top in June

625
00:32:35,453 --> 00:32:38,831
Say that's life

626
00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:41,000
Oh, Mr. Hunt, you must know, the tennis courts are privileges

627
00:32:41,084 --> 00:32:42,543
-for people... -Don, listen to me. I-- I--

628
00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:44,379
-...who have paid their dues. -I tried to send you a check.

629
00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:46,172
-You have to leave, sir. -And someone didn't mail it!

630
00:32:46,255 --> 00:32:47,757
Six months in a row, someone has forgotten

631
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,133
to mail your checks, sir.

632
00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:50,927
You are embarrassing me in front of everyone!

633
00:32:51,010 --> 00:32:52,553
I'm sorry I have to do this, sir.

634
00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:53,888
But this is my job.

635
00:32:53,971 --> 00:32:56,349
Go down To the neighborhood bar

636
00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:58,309
It's not fair, Don.

637
00:32:59,185 --> 00:33:00,645
It's not fair.

638
00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:05,608
How's the soup, Jim?

639
00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:07,985
Substandard.

640
00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:14,242
Basically, hot tomato juice. Might even be ketchup.

641
00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:16,577
The payments have stopped. I'm sorry.

642
00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:19,664
Well, it's not surprising.

643
00:33:19,747 --> 00:33:21,708
The money's the most incriminating thing.

644
00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:24,293
I can't believe Mitchell would just abandon you.

645
00:33:24,377 --> 00:33:26,671
-He seemed so-- -What? Loyal?

646
00:33:26,754 --> 00:33:29,090
Hmm. Well, he had the Plumbers hire you

647
00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:31,718
-after his wife, you know? -After Martha had me fired?

648
00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:33,970
Yeah. He didn't do it out of loyalty.

649
00:33:35,471 --> 00:33:37,473
He was afraid of what I know about his family.

650
00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:40,184
That's all that motivates these people.

651
00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:42,854
Fear and power. Mainly the fear of losing power.

652
00:33:42,937 --> 00:33:44,480
But we're so close to the election.

653
00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:46,983
You have to understand something, Dorothy.

654
00:33:47,066 --> 00:33:50,862
These people we work for, their cause is righteous,

655
00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:52,196
but their souls are...

656
00:33:53,322 --> 00:33:55,533
-rotten. -Then why get involved?

657
00:33:55,616 --> 00:33:57,744
The same as Howard. It's a job.

658
00:34:00,955 --> 00:34:01,956
It's...

659
00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:05,126
it's not a job to him. This, uh...

660
00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:08,796
war against the Left.

661
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,049
It's like a religion.

662
00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:15,011
Hmm.

663
00:34:17,472 --> 00:34:18,639
Thanks for the soup.

664
00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:20,516
The Democratic bugging case

665
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,101
is now in the courts.

666
00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:24,687
But Mr. Nixon and his political operatives

667
00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:27,482
have done what no Democrat could do.

668
00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:31,486
Through their evasiveness and their delaying tactics,

669
00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:34,906
they have made this case of political espionage

670
00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:39,160
a major issue in this important presidential campaign.

671
00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:41,370
Are you ready for the arraignment?

672
00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:44,332
Can anyone ever be ready for an arraignment?

673
00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:45,500
That's fair.

674
00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:47,585
Got...

675
00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:50,463
fired by Mullen this week.

676
00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:53,841
Cowards.

677
00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:57,929
My boss's son works at the DNC.

678
00:34:58,012 --> 00:35:00,056
McCord tapped his phone.

679
00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:05,603
- It's not funny. - Come on!

680
00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:13,110
Dinner's served! Look at that!

681
00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:15,488
-Oh, lovely... -You are in for a treat!

682
00:35:15,571 --> 00:35:19,200
How about a toast to better days?

683
00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:20,535
To better days.

684
00:35:22,328 --> 00:35:23,371
Prost!

685
00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:26,165
So, now, we just wait for Nixon to get re-elected.

686
00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:27,458
Fingers crossed.

687
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:29,627
Well, e-- even then...

688
00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:31,838
What are you trying to say there, Dot?

689
00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:33,047
She's-- No. Nothing.

690
00:35:33,130 --> 00:35:35,341
She's not trying to say anything.

691
00:35:35,424 --> 00:35:39,387
No. I-- I was just saying, even if Nixon wins,

692
00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:42,723
there's no guarantees that you all get pardons.

693
00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:43,933
Right, Howard?

694
00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:46,394
Go on, honey.

695
00:35:46,477 --> 00:35:48,688
Tell them your idea.

696
00:35:48,771 --> 00:35:50,565
Well, there-- there's plenty of time

697
00:35:50,648 --> 00:35:52,441
for that after dinner. Few more drinks.

698
00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:54,610
-Tell them, dear. -Here's the thing.

699
00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:57,488
Uh, no matter what we say or don't say,

700
00:35:57,572 --> 00:35:59,532
the story is going to come out.

701
00:35:59,615 --> 00:36:04,996
So, why don't we tell our side and, uh, and make

702
00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:07,415
-a tidy profit doing it? -Tell them how much.

703
00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:10,084
Well, my agent thinks there'll be a bidding war.

704
00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:14,088
And, uh, we're looking at half a million dollars.

705
00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:16,257
-Maybe more. -What?

706
00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:20,094
That much for a book? -

707
00:36:20,177 --> 00:36:22,054
Unequivocally...

708
00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:23,764
no.

709
00:36:24,515 --> 00:36:27,727
Wait. So, just no?

710
00:36:29,812 --> 00:36:31,981
How the hell are we supposed to live?

711
00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:34,942
Pay for lawyers, schools, groceries?

712
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:38,321
I've-- I've, uh, I've gone back to teaching.

713
00:36:39,989 --> 00:36:43,284
Franny can stretch a chicken like nobody's business.

714
00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:45,578
-We're fine. -Oh, you're-- you're fine.

715
00:36:46,495 --> 00:36:48,414
This honor-among-thieves nonsense

716
00:36:48,497 --> 00:36:49,916
all but guarantees your reputations

717
00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:51,459
will be destroyed by others

718
00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:54,045
who have far less to lose than you.

719
00:36:55,129 --> 00:36:56,380
But you're fine.

720
00:36:56,464 --> 00:37:02,053
Gordon, we will be laughed at as third-rate burglars forever.

721
00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:05,932
Or with a flick of my typewriter,

722
00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:09,560
we can restore our honor, right?

723
00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:11,395
Right.

724
00:37:14,523 --> 00:37:17,318
We were hired to win a goddamned election,

725
00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:19,695
and to protect this country from the Reds.

726
00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:24,200
So, please, tell me how writing a tell-all book will do that?

727
00:37:24,283 --> 00:37:26,702
-Hmm? -Gordon, just consider it.

728
00:37:27,954 --> 00:37:29,830
We never implicate the president.

729
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:31,832
We just tell our side.

730
00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:34,377
People need to understand that we're not a bunch

731
00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:37,129
of incompetent boobs, we're patriots

732
00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:40,132
who are acting in the country's best interests.

733
00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:42,218
-A book, huh? -A book.

734
00:37:42,301 --> 00:37:44,345
Like that book

735
00:37:44,428 --> 00:37:46,472
that you gave that pretty stewardess

736
00:37:46,555 --> 00:37:48,641
on our way back from Los Angeles?

737
00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:55,815
I-- I-- I don't, uh, recall any stewardess.

738
00:37:55,898 --> 00:37:59,318
Well, she certainly recalled you, Mr. Hamilton.

739
00:38:00,236 --> 00:38:01,654
Matter of fact, she saw your picture

740
00:38:01,737 --> 00:38:02,905
Hmm.

741
00:38:02,989 --> 00:38:05,116
Called the FBI. Apparently, she received

742
00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:09,787
a copy of your latest pot boiler and a nice handwritten note

743
00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:11,455
on White House stationery.

744
00:38:13,457 --> 00:38:18,713
On our children's lives, Dorothy, I have no recollection

745
00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:20,381
of this alleged person.

746
00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:24,427
Probably just a, uh, an admirer of my work.

747
00:38:24,510 --> 00:38:26,721
Mm-hmm.

748
00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:29,932
For those that need reminding...

749
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:35,855
my loyalty's is not for sale, and I am not the type...

750
00:38:37,023 --> 00:38:38,024
to talk.

751
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,526
Don't.

752
00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:42,945
No need for that.

753
00:38:44,196 --> 00:38:46,699
You should be ashamed of yourself.

754
00:38:46,782 --> 00:38:48,242
Oh for Christ's sake, Gordon!

755
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:50,077
Do you two know where your money's

756
00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:53,706
been coming from? Us. Not the White House, not CREEP.

757
00:38:53,789 --> 00:38:56,751
From our own pockets. The Hunts!

758
00:38:56,834 --> 00:38:58,419
Did you know this? -

759
00:38:58,502 --> 00:39:01,255
I can show you the ledgers, down to the cent.

760
00:39:01,338 --> 00:39:02,923
Do you know how much the White House,

761
00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:05,968
and your beloved Führer Nixon put aside for you,

762
00:39:06,052 --> 00:39:07,928
and your five children?

763
00:39:08,512 --> 00:39:11,182
Zero. Nada. Nothing.

764
00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:13,309
And now, we are broke.

765
00:39:13,392 --> 00:39:14,852
Come on, Dot, that's not necessary.

766
00:39:14,935 --> 00:39:16,979
Dead flat broke. They need to know, Howard.

767
00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:19,523
The people we are protecting are bad people.

768
00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:22,651
So let's drop this loyalty bullshit.

769
00:39:23,986 --> 00:39:26,447
We are the only ones in this whole situation...

770
00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:28,908
who've been looking out for you.

771
00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:32,828
The food looked delicious, Fran.

772
00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:37,166
Goodnight, Gordon.

773
00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:41,003
I'm so sorry.

774
00:39:41,087 --> 00:39:43,255
Sit down, Francis. It's dinner time.

775
00:39:46,258 --> 00:39:47,551
And never apologize.

776
00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:50,805
-Makes us look weak. -Right.

777
00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:56,644
Order, order.

778
00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:58,813
Pre-preliminary hearing to be set

779
00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:01,148
within ten court days. Thank you.

780
00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:06,320
Charges are, one count of conspiracy,

781
00:40:06,403 --> 00:40:08,864
two counts of burglary and three counts

782
00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:11,033
of eavesdropping.

783
00:40:11,117 --> 00:40:13,494
Would anyone care to be heard on bail?

784
00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:14,954
No, your honor.

785
00:40:15,037 --> 00:40:16,664
Bail is set at 10,000 dollars.

786
00:40:16,747 --> 00:40:18,958
Gordon.

787
00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:21,794
Gordon.

788
00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:30,302
Pay the clerk the ten percent and you can go.

789
00:40:30,386 --> 00:40:32,012
Blood from a stone.

790
00:40:33,013 --> 00:40:34,181
Don't leave town.

791
00:40:41,981 --> 00:40:43,190
Goes for you, too.

792
00:40:43,899 --> 00:40:45,526
Oh, I'm not going anywhere.

793
00:40:46,652 --> 00:40:49,113
My bail bondsman is also my mother.

794
00:40:49,196 --> 00:40:50,656
Pay the man, Mother.

795
00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:02,877
Gordon, can we talk? -LIDDY: Come on.

796
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:16,640
Oh, Gordon! Gordon! -

797
00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:18,392
Would you care to make a comment?

798
00:41:18,475 --> 00:41:19,810
How is everybody doing today?

799
00:41:23,272 --> 00:41:24,607
Mr. Hunt! Mr. Hunt!

800
00:41:24,690 --> 00:41:26,609
Howard, how does it feel to be called a third-rate burglar

801
00:41:26,692 --> 00:41:28,527
-by the White House? -Mr. Hunt!

802
00:41:28,611 --> 00:41:30,696
Come on, any comment? Any comment at all?

803
00:41:30,779 --> 00:41:32,072
Would you like to make a comment for...

804
00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:34,575
What part of no comment don't you understand!

805
00:41:34,658 --> 00:41:35,784
Now, scram!

806
00:41:35,868 --> 00:41:38,370
Pass on another message to the White House.

807
00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:41,332
Politely remind them about what I have

808
00:41:41,415 --> 00:41:43,500
in my safe on Fielding.

809
00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:46,337
And if they don't come through with more money,

810
00:41:46,420 --> 00:41:48,714
I'm going to blow them out of the water.

811
00:41:48,797 --> 00:41:52,384
I know things about presidents past,

812
00:41:52,468 --> 00:41:55,596
and present, and a little event in Dallas

813
00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:57,514
that could tear this country apart.

814
00:41:57,598 --> 00:42:01,435
I'll-- I'll pass it on.

815
00:42:09,443 --> 00:42:11,403
Mama, are we in trouble?

816
00:42:11,487 --> 00:42:12,571
You?

817
00:42:12,655 --> 00:42:14,949
No. Why-- Why would you be in trouble?

818
00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:17,993
What about Papa?

819
00:42:19,828 --> 00:42:20,829
I don't know.

820
00:42:23,082 --> 00:42:27,002
I am so sorry. This is all my fault.

821
00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:29,922
You're all paying for my mistakes.

822
00:42:30,005 --> 00:42:32,424
-No. -I should have put my foot down.

823
00:42:33,634 --> 00:42:35,928
-I know better. And now-- -It's not your fault.

824
00:42:37,137 --> 00:42:39,515
You know, I came back from Paris to leave him.

825
00:42:40,474 --> 00:42:42,393
I've tried to leave him so many times.

826
00:42:42,476 --> 00:42:44,645
And then the accident, I-- I didn't think Lisa

827
00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:47,356
could handle the divorce. I'm so dumb.

828
00:42:47,439 --> 00:42:49,984
Mama, it's okay.

829
00:42:50,067 --> 00:42:53,237
- You kept the family together. - And here we are.

830
00:42:54,738 --> 00:42:57,616
I know how seductive Papa can be.

831
00:42:58,826 --> 00:43:00,995
What's that supposed to mean?

832
00:43:01,078 --> 00:43:02,413
Oh, no-- nothing. -DOROTHY: Then what?

833
00:43:02,496 --> 00:43:04,123
What-- What are you talking about?

834
00:43:04,206 --> 00:43:06,458
We just, um, did some stuff together.

835
00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:07,626
What stuff?

836
00:43:08,794 --> 00:43:12,840
Um... I, uh, you know? Nothing, really.

837
00:43:12,923 --> 00:43:14,967
I just helped him, you know...

838
00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:19,346
clean-- clean some equipment. And, uh...

839
00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:21,765
it-- it was microphones and-- and, uh,

840
00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:22,975
tape-- tape recorders.

841
00:43:23,058 --> 00:43:26,395
And, um, it was the morning after the arrests.

842
00:43:26,478 --> 00:43:30,399
Oh, my God. He had you destroy evidence?

843
00:43:30,482 --> 00:43:32,651
I don't know. It was his typewriter,

844
00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:33,777
Mm-hmm.

845
00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:37,948
Um, I-- We just threw it all into the river.

846
00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:41,285
Thank you for-- for telling me.

847
00:43:41,368 --> 00:43:43,746
You know, it's actually kind of far out.

848
00:43:43,829 --> 00:43:48,417
We've been getting along a lot better lately.

849
00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:51,628
Well, your father is always at his best when it's too late.

850
00:43:58,218 --> 00:43:59,678
Go.

851
00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:02,765
Here.

852
00:44:06,185 --> 00:44:08,312
Make sure they give him fresh carrots.

853
00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:10,647
He knows when they're fresh, okay?

854
00:44:10,731 --> 00:44:14,735
Will do, Mrs. Hunt. Don't worry. They've got a fine new home.

855
00:44:14,818 --> 00:44:16,487
Reporting from CBS News'

856
00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:17,821
election headquarters in New York.

857
00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:19,782
Here is correspondent Walter Cronkite.

858
00:44:19,865 --> 00:44:21,658
We can now say on the basis

859
00:44:21,742 --> 00:44:24,203
of our sample precincts from South Dakota

860
00:44:24,286 --> 00:44:27,289
that Senator McGovern has not won his home state.

861
00:44:27,373 --> 00:44:29,166
But President Nixon will win...

862
00:44:29,249 --> 00:44:30,918
This-- This gives me hope! -...South Dakota

863
00:44:31,001 --> 00:44:34,755
when all the votes are in by 55 to 45 percent.

864
00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:37,925
Whatever trials and tribulations I have been through...

865
00:44:39,009 --> 00:44:39,885
it was worth it.

866
00:44:39,968 --> 00:44:41,512
Have you met the president yet, Dad?

867
00:44:41,595 --> 00:44:44,390
No, Son. But the president once gave a memo

868
00:44:44,473 --> 00:44:47,226
-I wrote an A-plus. -What kind of memo?

869
00:44:47,309 --> 00:44:50,687
Well, I suggested he replace J. Edgar Hoover

870
00:44:50,771 --> 00:44:51,897
as head of the FBI.

871
00:44:51,980 --> 00:44:54,400
And I felt that Hoover was lacking judgment,

872
00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:55,984
and I questioned his loyalty.

873
00:44:56,068 --> 00:44:59,405
The president called it the best memo he'd ever read.

874
00:44:59,488 --> 00:45:02,116
-Wow. -Goddamn.

875
00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:03,701
That was a hell of a memo.

876
00:45:05,494 --> 00:45:06,495
Oh, goddamn it! -

877
00:45:06,578 --> 00:45:08,080
And there's the senator

878
00:45:08,163 --> 00:45:09,915
approaching the podium.

879
00:45:09,998 --> 00:45:12,251
Senator McGovern's speech tonight will most certainly be

880
00:45:12,334 --> 00:45:13,544
the most effective

881
00:45:13,627 --> 00:45:15,879
-of his whole campaign. -Oh, real effective, dummy.

882
00:45:18,507 --> 00:45:19,842
Who did you vote for?

883
00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:22,928
- None of your business. -

884
00:45:23,011 --> 00:45:25,514
We need the president to win so that he can pardon Papa.

885
00:45:25,597 --> 00:45:27,516
-What's a pardon? -Nothing.

886
00:45:27,599 --> 00:45:30,352
And 496 electoral votes

887
00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:32,896
in comparison to McGovern's two states

888
00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:36,817
-resulting in 17... -Well, it was all for nothing.

889
00:45:38,026 --> 00:45:40,028
-Come on, Dot. -Hmm.

890
00:45:40,112 --> 00:45:43,198
All of your Watergate...

891
00:45:45,534 --> 00:45:46,702
was for nothing.

892
00:45:46,785 --> 00:45:51,039
What are you talking about? This-- Th...

893
00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:56,128
...is a victory for America...

894
00:45:56,211 --> 00:45:59,173
-Mm-hmm. -...for democracy, for freedom,

895
00:45:59,256 --> 00:46:03,343
for law and order and we are on the winning side.

896
00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:07,347
-Now, Nixon can do it. -Oh, my God, Howard, wake up!

897
00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:09,391
Nixon isn't going to do anything,

898
00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:11,810
because now, he doesn't fucking have to.

899
00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:14,563
And our whole world is broken.

900
00:46:14,646 --> 00:46:16,398
Just like your stupid typewriter.

901
00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:21,570
-Honey, trust me, Nixon-- -Oh, fuck Nixon!

902
00:46:27,242 --> 00:46:30,788
-Your mother didn't mean that. -Sounded like she meant it.

903
00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:43,133
Fresh cash is a hopeful sign. It means they care.

904
00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:44,551
Sure.

905
00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:46,887
Are you nervous about the trip?

906
00:46:46,970 --> 00:46:48,931
It's just a quick stop in Chicago--

907
00:46:49,014 --> 00:46:50,933
Howard, when I get back I'm taking David,

908
00:46:51,016 --> 00:46:53,310
and we're leaving. I want a divorce.

909
00:46:57,064 --> 00:46:59,066
Listen, I know-- I know I've made mistakes--

910
00:46:59,149 --> 00:47:00,609
Save it, Howard.

911
00:47:01,568 --> 00:47:03,111
Dorothy, please, I...

912
00:47:04,863 --> 00:47:08,283
You know, there's something I never told you.

913
00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:12,287
Back when we first got together, my station chief pulled me

914
00:47:12,371 --> 00:47:15,290
into his office and showed me a file.

915
00:47:15,374 --> 00:47:16,458
Your file.

916
00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:20,879
They were concerned that your, uh, visceral hatred

917
00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:25,759
of racism made you vulnerable to Communist recruitment.

918
00:47:25,842 --> 00:47:29,096
-Idiots. -They gave me a choice.

919
00:47:29,179 --> 00:47:34,643
Leave you or cut off all ties with any friends of mine

920
00:47:34,726 --> 00:47:36,436
who were overt racists.

921
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,064
This is supposed to change my mind?

922
00:47:39,147 --> 00:47:41,275
It was a lot of people!

923
00:47:41,358 --> 00:47:45,904
You have always come first with me, Dot. Always.

924
00:47:45,988 --> 00:47:47,573
And now, your partner is a Nazi.

925
00:47:47,656 --> 00:47:48,907
Ex-partner.

926
00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:51,159
That should tell you all you need to know

927
00:47:51,243 --> 00:47:53,161
about the current state of our marriage.

928
00:47:55,747 --> 00:47:59,793
You know, you're no angel yourself.

929
00:47:59,876 --> 00:48:02,087
All that running around in Uruguay

930
00:48:02,170 --> 00:48:06,550
with your Italian gigolo, Quagliotti.

931
00:48:06,633 --> 00:48:12,306
Yeah. I found the letters. Real spicy stuff.

932
00:48:12,389 --> 00:48:13,807
So, while you were screwing your way

933
00:48:13,890 --> 00:48:16,351
through Latin America, I was supposed

934
00:48:16,435 --> 00:48:18,604
to sit happily at home, changing diapers,

935
00:48:18,687 --> 00:48:21,106
and knitting an American flag?

936
00:48:21,189 --> 00:48:25,277
On my worst day...

937
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,863
I would not have used one of our children...

938
00:48:28,864 --> 00:48:30,741
to aid and abet in the felony destruction

939
00:48:30,824 --> 00:48:32,034
of evidence.

940
00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:35,704
What?

941
00:48:35,787 --> 00:48:37,414
St. John told me about the typewriter,

942
00:48:37,497 --> 00:48:38,415
and all the rest.

943
00:48:38,498 --> 00:48:40,792
You tracked your shit into our house.

944
00:48:40,876 --> 00:48:43,920
I am so sorry.

945
00:48:44,004 --> 00:48:45,797
-I-- -I have a flight to catch.

946
00:48:45,881 --> 00:48:47,549
I-- Let me help you carry your bag in.

947
00:48:47,633 --> 00:48:50,385
Chivalry is the last thing I want from you right now.

948
00:48:50,469 --> 00:48:53,889
Dorothy, please. It can't end like this.

949
00:48:53,972 --> 00:48:57,893
It-- All because of a goddamn little piece of tape!

950
00:48:57,976 --> 00:48:59,269
Oh, Howard...

951
00:49:00,812 --> 00:49:04,274
our marriage ended 11 years ago on a beach in Cuba.

952
00:49:04,358 --> 00:49:06,151
I have been holding this family together

953
00:49:06,234 --> 00:49:07,903
with spit and glue, hoping you would come around.

954
00:49:07,986 --> 00:49:10,030
But... I am done.

955
00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:14,910
We're done.

956
00:50:11,299 --> 00:50:13,885
Mrs. Hunt, Michelle Clark.

957
00:50:13,969 --> 00:50:15,512
Thanks for agreeing to speak in person.

958
00:50:15,595 --> 00:50:16,888
Yes, of course.

959
00:50:21,184 --> 00:50:23,145
Does your husband know you're talking to me?

960
00:50:23,228 --> 00:50:25,188
Hi, there. Champagne? -DOROTHY: Thank you.

961
00:50:26,940 --> 00:50:28,567
Thank you.

962
00:50:28,650 --> 00:50:31,027
I don't need his permission.

963
00:50:31,111 --> 00:50:32,404
Chicago approaching.

964
00:50:32,487 --> 00:50:35,157
United 553, ten miles south with Uniform,

965
00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:36,408
inbound for landing.

966
00:50:36,491 --> 00:50:38,869
I kept meticulous records of the incoming funds,

967
00:50:38,952 --> 00:50:41,371
and the disbursements. It-- -PILOT: Ladies and gentlemen,

968
00:50:41,455 --> 00:50:42,831
we'll be landing in just a few minutes.

969
00:50:42,914 --> 00:50:45,333
Please extinguish all cigarettes and put your seat backs

970
00:50:45,417 --> 00:50:46,918
in an upright position.

971
00:50:47,002 --> 00:50:49,713
It goes all the way into the White House.

972
00:50:49,796 --> 00:50:52,632
-The Oval Office. -Why come forward now?

973
00:50:52,716 --> 00:50:55,010
I'm doing this for my children.

974
00:50:55,093 --> 00:50:56,803
People need to know they're the offspring

975
00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:59,890
of a decorated patriot, not some...

976
00:51:00,849 --> 00:51:03,268
bumbling third-rate burglar.

977
00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:05,479
Yeah.

978
00:51:05,562 --> 00:51:06,730
Flight attendants,

979
00:51:06,813 --> 00:51:08,273
please prepare for landing.

980
00:51:08,356 --> 00:51:11,109
Completely off the record, I assume you've heard

981
00:51:11,193 --> 00:51:14,446
all the wild JFK rumors about your husband.

982
00:51:14,529 --> 00:51:16,656
I have.

983
00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:18,450
He was questioned about the assassination

984
00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:20,410
by the Warren Commission.

985
00:51:20,494 --> 00:51:21,953
And he told the Warren Commission

986
00:51:22,037 --> 00:51:25,665
that on November 22nd, 1963, he was home with me,

987
00:51:26,374 --> 00:51:27,584
making dinner.

988
00:51:29,085 --> 00:51:30,128
Was he?

989
00:51:33,507 --> 00:51:35,801
The truth is...

990
00:51:35,884 --> 00:51:39,846
Howard was in-- -

991
00:51:41,973 --> 00:51:45,143
Who can take a sunrise? - Who can take a sunrise?

992
00:51:45,227 --> 00:51:48,772
Sprinkle it with dew - Sprinkle it with dew

993
00:51:48,855 --> 00:51:52,108
Cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two

994
00:51:52,192 --> 00:51:54,152
The Candy Man - The Candy Man

995
00:51:54,236 --> 00:51:57,155
Who wants pancakes? -

996
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:58,281
David?

997
00:51:59,866 --> 00:52:00,909
Lisa?

998
00:52:02,828 --> 00:52:04,871
St. John, let's go!

999
00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:06,915
Makes the world taste good

1000
00:52:06,998 --> 00:52:10,836
Who can take a rainbow? - Who can take a rainbow

1001
00:52:10,919 --> 00:52:14,172
Wrap it in a sigh - Wrap it in a sigh

1002
00:52:14,256 --> 00:52:17,759
Soak it in the sun And make a groovy lemon pie

1003
00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:19,886
The Candy Man -

1004
00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:25,267
The Candy Man can - The Candy Man can

1005
00:52:25,350 --> 00:52:28,520
The Candy Man can 'Cause he mixes it with love

1006
00:52:28,603 --> 00:52:30,689
And makes The world taste good

1007
00:52:30,772 --> 00:52:32,649
Makes the world taste good

1008
00:52:32,732 --> 00:52:36,403
The Candy Man Makes everything he bakes

1009
00:52:36,486 --> 00:52:39,364
Satisfying and delicious

1010
00:52:39,447 --> 00:52:43,660
Now, you talk About your childhood wishes

1011
00:52:43,743 --> 00:52:48,790
You can even eat the dishes

1012
00:52:50,458 --> 00:52:54,796
Oh, who can take tomorrow - Who can take tomorrow

1013
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:58,216
Dip it in a dream - Dip it in a dream

1014
00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:01,928
Separate the sorrow And collect up all the cream

1015
00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:05,223
The Candy Man - The Candy Man

1016
00:53:05,307 --> 00:53:09,269
Oh, the Candy Man can - The Candy Man can

1017
00:53:09,352 --> 00:53:12,564
The Candy Man can 'Cause he mixes it with love

1018
00:53:12,647 --> 00:53:14,608
And makes The world taste good

1019
00:53:14,691 --> 00:53:16,568
Makes the world taste good

1020
00:53:16,651 --> 00:53:20,405
The Candy Man Makes everything he bakes

1021
00:53:20,488 --> 00:53:23,825
Satisfying and delicious

1022
00:53:23,909 --> 00:53:27,787
Talk about Your childhood wishes

1023
00:53:27,871 --> 00:53:31,541
You can even eat the dishes

1024
00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:35,128
Yeah, yeah, yeah

1025
00:53:35,211 --> 00:53:38,590
Who can take tomorrow? - Who can take tomorrow

1026
00:53:38,673 --> 00:53:42,093
Dip it in a dream - Dip it in a dream

1027
00:53:42,177 --> 00:53:45,639
Separate the sorrow And collect up all the cream

1028
00:53:45,722 --> 00:53:49,392
The Candy Man - The Candy Man

1029
00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:52,979
The Candy Man can - The Candy Man can

1030
00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:56,107
The Candy Man can 'Cause he mixes it with love

1031
00:53:56,191 --> 00:53:58,109
And makes The world taste good

1032
00:53:58,193 --> 00:53:59,611
And makes The world taste good

1033
00:53:59,694 --> 00:54:03,114
Yes, the Candy Man can 'Cause he mixes it with love

1034
00:54:03,198 --> 00:54:05,241
And makes The world taste good

1035
00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:07,077
And makes The world taste good

1036
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:10,288
A Candy Man, a Candy Man

1037
00:54:10,372 --> 00:54:14,626
A Candy Man - Makes the world taste good

1038
00:54:14,709 --> 00:54:16,920
A Candy Man, a Candy Man

