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Hey! Does commitment have one T or two?

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Nobody?

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Ah, fuck it. Who cares?

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Oh, do you like this?

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Love it.

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Ah. So, Gordon told me what you did...

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Oh! You know what, tell them.

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Come on. Tell them, tell them about Guatemala.

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Ah! Uh, yeah.

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These girls don't want to hear about that.

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- Tell us! - Please, Edward.

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Yeah, go on. - Tell a story.

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You know how a lot of guys say they're with the CIA

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so they can get you into bed,

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when they really just sell aluminum siding?

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Well, he really worked for the CIA.

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Come on!

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No, you're right. I sell aluminum siding.

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- Stop it! - I knew it!

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He's lying. He's making me look like a liar.

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Funny story about Guatemala.

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I let el presidente and his wife escape into exile.

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They insisted that this scrawny

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Argentine medical student come with them.

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And do you know

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- who that kid was? - Who?

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Ernesto Guevara.

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Che fucking Guevara.

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- Che. - Far out.

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Do you know who that is?

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A musician? No.

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When the CIA assassinated Che,

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they sent this guy the son of a bitch's hands

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- in a fucking box! In a box! - Hey, who's telling this story?

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I'm sorry.

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I just love that part, though.

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In a box! Hello!

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- Hands in a box. - And tiny.

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"Merry Christmas. Oh, it's a present?

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No, it's fucking hands!"

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So, like, what do you need us for?

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Well, we've got big plans for the Democrats!

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As you may or may not know,

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the Democratic National Convention will be held here.

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- In Miami. - Uh, yeah. We're well aware.

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- It's high season. - We would set you two up

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with a few of your friends in a swanky yacht,

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with all the champagne

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and cocaine your little hearts desired,

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and a couple of hidden movie cameras

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for our friends back in Washington.

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- Like, for blackmail? - Ooh!

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So, how do we know we can trust you?

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My word is my bond.

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I do not bend.

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And I do not break.

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Please stop.

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Oh! May I see some ID?

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Jim. I just walked out of here 15 minutes ago.

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- You saw me leave. - Did I?

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You know I outrank you.

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Members of the Committee need to have ID on them at all times.

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Do you ask Mitchell for his ID?

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No. I know John Mitchell by sight.

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He's the attorney general and head of the committee.

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Well...

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...you're about to get very used to the sight of me.

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- I just moved my office here. - I'll vouch for him, Jim.

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Gordon here's in charge of dirty tricks.

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First thing tomorrow,

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we're actually going to pitch his million-dollar,

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rat-fucking idea to Mr. Mitchell.

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Oh, is that so? Good luck with that.

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Let's go.

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Jeb, do not tell people what I really do here.

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- Especially that oddball. - Ooh!

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- Are these the goods, Gordo? - Hey!

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Yes, straight from the CIA art department.

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- What happened to your hand? - I burned it. On purpose.

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Hey, where is this spook partner of yours?

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He'll be popping by from the White House.

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Don't you worry. He will be here.

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- Morning, gentlemen. - Howard Hunt, Jeb Magruder.

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Jeb, pleased to meet you.

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How did you get in here?

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- How do you like steel? - Oh, do you play?

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Well, I dabble. Yeah.

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You and I might need to get out on the court,

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mix it up at my club.

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Ah, Chevy Chase, right?

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I heard all you CIA spooks belong there.

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Lakewood, actually.

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Chevy Chase is a little stuffy for my taste.

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See you on the court.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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- What is that? - Walther Luftpistole.

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Like the James Bond posters?

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Mm, mm.

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Silent.

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Lethal.

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German.

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Oh, okay! Okay.

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Hey, I don't care if it can suck my cock and cook me breakfast,

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there's no guns in the office, Gordon.

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Everyone's a lot safer with this baby here in my desk.

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Oh, Jesus.

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Hi, Willie.

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Oh, let me get that, dear. Oh!

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- Wow, this is really something. - Oh, well. It's not bad.

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You should see the University Club.

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Oh, hi!

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Gordon, maybe we should join a club.

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I'm game. Good for hobnobbing.

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Think you could get us in here?

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Well, it is a two-year waitlist.

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Dear, I think that's a very kind way of saying

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- we wouldn't get in. - Oh, I-- I got it.

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Don't take wop-mick mongrels from Hoboken.

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So much for the Master Race, eh, Gordon?

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Touché.

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- Ah, aloha, Mr. Hunt. - Ah, aloha, Louis.

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Got your favorite table all ready.

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- Right this way. - Thank you.

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Wonderful.

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This is so exciting!

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By this time tomorrow,

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Gordon and I should have John Mitchell

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eating out of our hands.

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Hmm, just like Martha.

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Ow!

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Hell, yeah.

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Okay! Come on

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Did you know they were going to be here?

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- No, I didn't. - Are those your children?

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- Hmm. - Yes.

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- Hey! - Oh.

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Going up.

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I am way too fucking high to go over there right now.

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It'll be worse if we don't.

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- Good. Here they come. - Coming over.

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- Lisa's acting weird. - How can you tell?

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Hello, Daddy-o.

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Lisa, St. John, this is Fran and Gordon Liddy.

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Hi. You must be the Smithie?

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No, that's Kevan, my younger sister.

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- I'm Lisa. The other one. - Oh.

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Yeah, I'm the one they don't talk about.

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The college dropout.

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Your father absolutely mentioned you.

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You are the one that had the car accident.

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- Gordon! - What? She did.

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A pretty bad blow to the head.

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Sorry.

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Are you okay, sweetie?

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She's fine. She just needs some air. Right?

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Uh, yeah, we should hit the road.

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Yes.

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- Enchanté. - Auf wiedersehen.

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- She seems very bright. - Hmm.

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The boy, too.

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I don't know what gave you that impression.

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Who's hungry? -

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You know, that's quite the, uh, hippy cut on your boy.

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Hmm. Reminds me of the time that I busted Timothy Leary.

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Oh, that man should be rotting in a cold cell.

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He was living in this great big mansion,

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all these zonked-out hippie kids...

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Mm-hmm. ...urinating

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- and defecating on the floor. - Good Lord, Gordon.

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Maybe we're not country club material after all.

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Say, what if we were to pitch

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Mitchell something like that at the Democratic convention?

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You know, sort of show some of those stoner supporters

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pissing on the floor.

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You could have them shouting.

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"Piss on Nixon, Piss on Nixon!"

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"Piss on Nixon"! That is genius.

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Uh, what do you think about that, Fran?

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Oh, Gordon and I never discuss his work.

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That's our secret to a happy marriage.

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Oh, I wondered what the secret was.

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Well, the junkies would certainly be arrested,

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and they would tell the police that they've been paid.

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Excuse me?

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It's very high-risk, low-reward.

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Howard, maybe we just talk about it tomorrow at work.

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I don't know. It's risky. Maybe too risky.

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- I'm sorry, uh, Mr. Hunt? - Hey, Don!

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- This is my friend, Gordon. - Oh, pleasure. Uh--

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Um, there's a bit of an incident with your daughter.

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What? All right. All right. Let's go.

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Then why don't you apologize to him!

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- Get your hands off of me! - Calm down!

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Louis, tell them what he just said to you!

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I really didn't hear anything.

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Now, Lisa, maybe you misheard what you thought you heard.

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Louis just doesn't want to be fired

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for being Black and outspoken!

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I don't want to be fired, period.

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You had to create a scene here?

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Do you have any idea how important tomorrow is to me?

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Do you know how much you've embarrassed us?

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I am so sorry, everyone.

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Lisa, honey, we love you.

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I think you need some rest, okay?

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So why don't you go home, the two of you.

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Come on, sis. I'm really hungry.

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Oh, Tom? Uh, Lisa wants to say sorry.

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Yeah, go ahead.

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I'm sorry.

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Thank you. Racist fucking pig!

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Goddammit! Hey! Stop that!

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I am so sorry, everyone. Tom. I really--

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Uh, Don,

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whatever the damages are, just put them on my bill.

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Right. Of course, I will.

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Okay. Thank you.

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Excuse me, Mr. Hunt,

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speaking of finances, uh, you're late again.

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I'd ordinarily let it slide,

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but this has been four months in a row.

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- Oh! It's been that long? - Four months?

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It's still-- The White House has been running me ragged.

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And-- And we're very proud

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that you're there working on our behalf,

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but I just wanted to remind you, in case it had slipped your mind.

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No, absolutely not.

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We will take care of everything, won't we, Howard?

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Yes. Absolutely, we will take care of everything.

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Thank you.

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And that, gentlemen,

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is how we will suppress the Negro vote.

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Next up, in this treasure trove of operations

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we call Project GEMSTONE, Project SAPPHIRE.

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What if we were able to turn Democrats

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into free-flowing sources of information?

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- How would we do that? - Blackmail.

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While the Democratic convention is in full swing in Miami,

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we charter a yacht.

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Downstairs in the staterooms, hookers.

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Behind the two-way mirror,

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lowlight movies and still cameras.

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We are envisioning an Oriental theme for the boat--

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Sorry, question. Yes.

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So, the hookers are Oriental?

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Uh, negative. The hookers will pose

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as unfaithful DNC housewives and staffers,

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so, ergo, Celtic-Teutonic extraction.

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Uh, so, the hookers are German?

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No. Celtic-Teutonic. You know, like my wife.

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- Your wife's a hooker? - Jeb...

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Next up, radical agitators have vowed to disrupt

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the GOP convention in San Diego.

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Project DIAMOND will temporarily decapitate the leadership

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of the radical left.

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And transport the leading hippies, yuppies,

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and Weather Underground maniacs to Mexico

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for the duration of the convention.

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Said leaders are returned,

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unharmed but disoriented, after the convention.

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Or not, you know. A fist full of pesos

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digs a pretty deep ditch in Mexico.

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So, you're going to kill people?

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That was a joke.

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- Yeah, but we can. - Temporary relocation. Unharmed.

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We can absolutely have them killed, that's not--

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Fine. We won't have them killed,

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because Project RUBY is already underway,

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as we have recruited

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covert operatives to plant inside

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both the Democratic candidate's campaign and the DNC.

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That about wraps it up.

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Oh, no. Project GARNET, is a classic false flag op.

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We round up Miami's seediest undesirables and outfit them

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with all the Democrat paraphernalia

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their filthy little hands can carry.

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Which brings us to Project EMERALD.

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Our high-speed chase plane electronically eavesdrops

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on the enemy candidate's planes and campaign buses.

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Project CRYSTAL, microwave interception

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of telephonic conversations.

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Project TOPAZ.

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And last, but not least, Project OPAL.

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Bugging the DNC and the candidate.

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We'll be able to intercept confidential information,

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and anticipate strategy, whether it's Muskie,

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or if Teddy manages to steal the nomination.

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But no matter who they run,

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Project GEMSTONE will give us the strategic edge we need

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to secure the president's victory.

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Four more years of peace, prosperity, and strength,

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all for the low, low price of one million dollars.

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A million dollars is a hell of a lot more money

294
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- than I had in mind. - A lot more.

295
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What about a half million dollars?

296
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Gordon. Burn all that.

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Don't give it to some lackey to throw into a dumpster.

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I want you to burn it in your own fireplace

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with your own two hands.

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Yep.

301
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Want to grab a beer?

302
00:16:07,784 --> 00:16:09,369
Yeah, sorry. I gotta go home.

303
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You still have your writing. They can't take that from you.

304
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I feel like I was given one last chance

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and it got yanked away.

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Mitchell was furious.

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Gordon just kept going and going. It's over, Dot.

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I'm going to be stuck at Mullen for the rest of my life.

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On the bright side, we're done with Herr Liddy.

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Welcome home, Papa.

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We're jamming at Sully's. You want to come?

312
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Doesn't that sound like fun, Papa?

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That is absolutely

314
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the last thing my splitting headache needs.

315
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- Good luck, kiddo. - Sure, whatever. It's fine.

316
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You'll get another chance, honey.

317
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I would love to see your band. Are you taking requests?

318
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- Mom. - Yeah?

319
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We're not playing MacArthur Park.

320
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Come on!

321
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Mr. Hunt! Mr. Liddy wants you to read Jack Anderson's column

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and call him immediately.

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Mr. Liddy can go fuck himself.

324
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Good evening.

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Charges made by newspaper columnist Jack Anderson

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have raised grave questions about the integrity

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of the Nixon administration.

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Anderson wrote today that he has evidence

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that the International Telephone and Telegraph company

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made a secret deal with the administration

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to obtain a favorable settlement of a giant antitrust suit.

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Anderson said that a memo he obtained from ITT files

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showed that the settlement was a payoff for a pledge

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by ITT to contribute up to 400,000 dollars

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for the upcoming Republican National Convention

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in San Diego.

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Anderson quotes ITT's top lobbyist, Dita Beard,

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saying she discussed arrangements for settling

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the case with Attorney General John Mitchell

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at a party last May.

341
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- Liddy here. - It's Howard. Got your message.

342
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Howard, thank you for, uh, calling me back.

343
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Of course. I just read the paper.

344
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You saw it? Hmm.

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"We now have evidence that the settlement

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of the Nixon Administration's biggest antitrust case

347
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was privately arranged between Attorney General John Mitchell

348
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and the top lobbyist for the company involved."

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"For 400,000 dollars in hotel rooms,

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and we have this on the word of the lobbyist herself,

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crusty, capable Dita Beard,

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the International Telephone and Telegraph Company.

353
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She acknowledged the secret deal after we obtained

354
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a highly incriminating memo,

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written by her, from ITT's files."

356
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They're going to crucify Mitchell.

357
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And the president, unless we can figure out how to stop it.

358
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Shit.

359
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We've got a second chance, Howard.

360
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I will call you later.

361
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,152
Hey, Gordo.

362
00:19:29,152 --> 00:19:32,113
You see the papers? Dita Beard?

363
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Jack Anderson has her memo that says Mitchell got Justice

364
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to drop an antitrust lawsuit

365
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in exchange for 400,000 dollars' worth

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of San Diego hotel rooms for the Republican convention?

367
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Yeah.

368
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He is accusing our boss of felony bribery.

369
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If they connect this to the president...

370
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:53,801
Calm down, okay.

371
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The White House said that the memo's a fake.

372
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It's just the usual anti-Nixon hatchet job

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by the liberal press. This will blow over, trust me.

374
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The Senate Judiciary Committee plans to hold a hearing tomorrow

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on charges that the Nixon Administration

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made a secret deal with the International Telephone

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and Telegraph Company.

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Attorney General John Mitchell has been summoned to testify

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and answer accusations of bribery

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raised by the so-called

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- Dita Beard memo. -

382
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Well, Mitchell's officially fucked.

383
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But we still need to have a goddamned convention.

384
00:20:24,874 --> 00:20:27,043
Yeah, well, I'm not going to hang him out to dry.

385
00:20:27,043 --> 00:20:28,795
Jim, we are moving the convention to Miami,

386
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ergo, we're not paying

387
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a San Diego security firm jack shit.

388
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:33,800
All right, I'm gonna call him right now.

389
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Okay, I'll have the president send him a bunch

390
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of fucking buttons or something.

391
00:20:39,347 --> 00:20:40,932
Oh, may I see some ID?

392
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:47,897
...in which she emphatically denied... - Jeb.

393
00:20:47,897 --> 00:20:52,026
Howard and I would like to talk to the attorney general and offer our support.

394
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Are you two out of your fucking minds?

395
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Do you think John Mitchell gives a rat's ass

396
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about your bullshit pranks right now?

397
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Mitchell doesn't want to hear from you two bozos.

398
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The almighty United States Senate is investigating

399
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this ITT memo bullshit. Okay?

400
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We had to move the entire convention out of San Diego

401
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so there would be no reminder of Sheraton Hotels.

402
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And the worst part,

403
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is that we had 400 grand in free hotel rooms.

404
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And you know who's paying for it now? I am!

405
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Columnist Jack Anderson returned for a final day of testimony...

406
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I knew this Dita Beard stuff was gonna come back

407
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and bite us in the ass.

408
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- This is the whole reelection! - What can I do to help?

409
00:21:30,314 --> 00:21:33,151
You want to help? Go kill Jack Anderson.

410
00:21:34,277 --> 00:21:38,781
- Roger that. - I mean...

411
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...and for him to suggest that he didn't know

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about the arrangements

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for the convention that he's going to direct,

414
00:21:45,329 --> 00:21:48,416
uh... ...that strains the truth.

415
00:21:48,416 --> 00:21:50,585
- And, uh... - I just talked to my guy.

416
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If we don't pay, he's going to sue.

417
00:21:52,670 --> 00:21:54,005
Uh, where is Gordon?

418
00:21:54,005 --> 00:21:56,090
- He left. - Where'd he go?

419
00:21:56,090 --> 00:21:57,717
He said he was off to kill Jack Anderson.

420
00:21:57,717 --> 00:22:00,136
Oh, shit. Here.

421
00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:05,266
Move! Goddammit, move! Move!

422
00:22:05,266 --> 00:22:09,687
Gordon! Gordon! Hey! Hey!

423
00:22:11,439 --> 00:22:13,941
McCord told me--

424
00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:16,944
Are you going to shoot Jack Anderson?

425
00:22:20,156 --> 00:22:24,577
When I get an order, I execute it, Jeb.

426
00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,954
I was joking, you crazy bastard!

427
00:22:26,954 --> 00:22:30,333
Come on, I want to talk to you upstairs.

428
00:22:33,127 --> 00:22:36,005
I am no joke.

429
00:22:37,298 --> 00:22:40,259
I am serious. Deadly serious.

430
00:22:42,470 --> 00:22:46,015
You touch me again, and I will kill you.

431
00:22:56,776 --> 00:23:00,738
Yes, if you could have, uh, Dr. Downey call back

432
00:23:00,738 --> 00:23:02,156
as soon as possible.

433
00:23:03,157 --> 00:23:05,993
Well, it's about my daughter, Lisa.

434
00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:06,994
Howard.

435
00:23:06,994 --> 00:23:08,579
Yeah. Okay. Thank you.

436
00:23:08,579 --> 00:23:10,498
I left word with the doctor.

437
00:23:10,498 --> 00:23:12,291
- She's going to be okay. - She-- she's locked herself

438
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:13,501
in the bathroom.

439
00:23:13,501 --> 00:23:16,087
She won't come out. It's-- It's getting worse.

440
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:23,803
Lisa. Open up. Your mother's getting worried.

441
00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:25,388
Maybe she fell asleep?

442
00:23:25,388 --> 00:23:27,098
- In the tub? - I hear something.

443
00:23:27,098 --> 00:23:28,641
Lisa? Sweetie?

444
00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:32,478
- Lisa, open this door right now! - Don't yell.

445
00:23:32,478 --> 00:23:35,273
- I'm not yelling! - Yelling doesn't help anything.

446
00:23:35,273 --> 00:23:37,191
- Is Lisa gonna be okay? - Go back in your room!

447
00:23:37,191 --> 00:23:40,653
Don't yell at him! Lisa, open this door right now,

448
00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:43,030
or I'm gonna break it down! Howard. Howard!

449
00:23:43,030 --> 00:23:44,866
Go answer that.

450
00:23:44,866 --> 00:23:46,617
It might be the doctor.

451
00:23:48,369 --> 00:23:51,747
What a nightmare. Lisa, please. Lisa.

452
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Hunt residence.

453
00:24:00,381 --> 00:24:02,216
Howard Hunt, please? - Speaking.

454
00:24:02,216 --> 00:24:04,510
I have Charles Colson calling from the White House.

455
00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:06,679
Put him through. - COLSON'S SECRETARY: Hold, please.

456
00:24:08,556 --> 00:24:10,683
Howard! - Mm.

457
00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:12,852
Chuck! How the hell are you?

458
00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:15,980
Doing good, and you? - Oh, fine and dandy.

459
00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:20,902
Just a typical Saturday with the family.

460
00:24:20,902 --> 00:24:22,403
Howard, there's been a development

461
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with the Dita Beard situation.

462
00:24:23,988 --> 00:24:25,406
Sweetie? Lisa.

463
00:24:26,157 --> 00:24:28,284
Sis? Come on. Open up. Please?

464
00:24:28,284 --> 00:24:30,328
What did the doctor say?

465
00:24:30,328 --> 00:24:32,872
That was Colson. I'm needed at the White House.

466
00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:34,624
No. You're needed here.

467
00:24:34,624 --> 00:24:36,167
Your family needs you.

468
00:24:36,167 --> 00:24:38,419
Your daughter needs you. I need you!

469
00:24:38,419 --> 00:24:41,881
I don't know what to do with this.

470
00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:45,676
She won't come out. Everything I do is wrong.

471
00:24:45,676 --> 00:24:46,886
What do you want from me?

472
00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:49,305
How about for once you make us feel like we matter

473
00:24:49,305 --> 00:24:53,142
more than your stupid job or the stupid White House?

474
00:24:53,142 --> 00:24:55,311
That you give a damn about your family?

475
00:24:56,437 --> 00:24:59,690
Lisa. Lisa, please, honey. Come on.

476
00:25:01,651 --> 00:25:03,319
Sweetie?

477
00:25:09,575 --> 00:25:11,786
What the fuck! Lisa?

478
00:25:11,786 --> 00:25:14,956
She's fine. I care. I'm going to work.

479
00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:17,875
- Honey. - Hi, Mama.

480
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- My God. -

481
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:28,803
Sorry.

482
00:25:30,846 --> 00:25:34,308
Gentlemen. The White House's experts say the Dita Beard memo

483
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is a problem.

484
00:25:35,351 --> 00:25:38,020
But if we can keep Beard from testifying,

485
00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:40,398
the case against Mitchell will collapse.

486
00:25:40,398 --> 00:25:42,858
Uh, I'm sorry. Sorry. So what do you need us for?

487
00:25:42,858 --> 00:25:47,697
Because the Senate deposes Beard tomorrow...

488
00:25:47,697 --> 00:25:50,825
and if she testifies that she did write it,

489
00:25:50,825 --> 00:25:53,119
her testimony will be on the record, then the...

490
00:25:54,912 --> 00:25:57,123
that's enough for the Senate to keep digging.

491
00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:58,749
And why would she do that?

492
00:25:58,749 --> 00:26:01,252
- Jesus Christ. - That's why Colson wants us

493
00:26:01,252 --> 00:26:03,921
to get her out of town and shut her up.

494
00:26:03,921 --> 00:26:07,049
That would certainly be fortunate.

495
00:26:07,049 --> 00:26:10,386
Gentlemen. Who knows? You may even impress Mr. Mitchell.

496
00:26:13,556 --> 00:26:15,975
You know what we could do which would solve this problem--

497
00:26:15,975 --> 00:26:19,520
Please, Gordon, do not say, "Kill her."

498
00:26:21,814 --> 00:26:26,360
A dead dog chases no cars.

499
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:31,907
The murder of the Senate's lead witness

500
00:26:31,907 --> 00:26:36,370
would not lessen Mitchell's legal scrutiny.

501
00:26:36,370 --> 00:26:40,041
Fine. But solving this would put us

502
00:26:40,041 --> 00:26:42,209
in Mitchell's good graces.

503
00:26:42,209 --> 00:26:46,255
Yeah. That is going to take some finesse.

504
00:27:21,123 --> 00:27:22,500
Who the fuck are you?

505
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:25,836
Mrs. Beard, my name is George F. Leonard,

506
00:27:25,836 --> 00:27:27,129
and I am an attorney.

507
00:27:27,129 --> 00:27:31,384
Bullshit! You look like one of those Manson family freaks.

508
00:27:31,384 --> 00:27:35,846
I apologize for the late hour and the disguise,

509
00:27:35,846 --> 00:27:39,767
but I suspect you are under FBI surveillance.

510
00:27:44,855 --> 00:27:45,898
What do you want?

511
00:27:45,898 --> 00:27:49,276
I'm here to offer you some free legal advice.

512
00:27:59,537 --> 00:28:02,164
Hmm. How many kids do you have?

513
00:28:02,164 --> 00:28:03,457
Five. - Oh?

514
00:28:03,457 --> 00:28:06,627
All grown or in military school.

515
00:28:06,627 --> 00:28:09,463
Outstanding. I have five myself.

516
00:28:10,297 --> 00:28:11,590
So, George,

517
00:28:11,590 --> 00:28:15,219
you said you had friends at the White House?

518
00:28:15,219 --> 00:28:18,013
Affirmative.

519
00:28:18,013 --> 00:28:22,226
Well, some fair-haired fucker over there is spreading rumors

520
00:28:22,226 --> 00:28:25,146
that Jack Anderson and I are homosexuals,

521
00:28:25,146 --> 00:28:29,942
that we're in cahoots on some sort of lesbo-homo plot

522
00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:32,486
against Nixon.

523
00:28:32,486 --> 00:28:35,406
I can assure you, I know nothing about that.

524
00:28:35,406 --> 00:28:36,991
Neither homo nor lesbo.

525
00:28:36,991 --> 00:28:39,368
Do I look like a lesbian?

526
00:28:39,368 --> 00:28:41,829
No, ma'am. You seem straight as I am.

527
00:28:41,829 --> 00:28:45,332
They're making me a pariah! My own party!

528
00:28:45,332 --> 00:28:47,501
I am in some goddamn pickle!

529
00:28:47,501 --> 00:28:51,213
You're not wrong. You could go to jail.

530
00:28:51,213 --> 00:28:55,426
Thanks for the pick-me-up, fella. Shit on a shingle.

531
00:28:55,426 --> 00:29:00,973
But... here's the good news, you can avoid being deposed,

532
00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:04,768
with no legal repercussions. Just abracadabra,

533
00:29:04,768 --> 00:29:09,565
- it all goes away. - But I did write the memo.

534
00:29:09,565 --> 00:29:13,444
And I told Anderson I wrote the memo.

535
00:29:13,444 --> 00:29:16,071
They're grilling me first thing in the morning.

536
00:29:17,948 --> 00:29:21,994
Do you have any, um, medical conditions?

537
00:29:21,994 --> 00:29:24,914
I'm a very physical woman, George.

538
00:29:24,914 --> 00:29:31,003
Hiking, camping, snowmobiling... fucking.

539
00:29:33,422 --> 00:29:37,134
I meant, like... cancer in the family?

540
00:29:37,968 --> 00:29:39,845
- I wish. - Psychiatric problems?

541
00:29:39,845 --> 00:29:42,806
- Oh, hell no. - Fainting spells?

542
00:29:42,806 --> 00:29:45,351
George, I am as healthy as a horse,

543
00:29:45,351 --> 00:29:47,561
except for the occasional angina.

544
00:29:52,983 --> 00:29:54,652
What is angina?

545
00:29:54,652 --> 00:29:55,903
Coming through!

546
00:29:55,903 --> 00:29:58,447
Rocky Mountain is the finest osteopathic hospital

547
00:29:58,447 --> 00:30:00,533
in the greater Denver Metropolitan Area.

548
00:30:00,533 --> 00:30:03,160
Osteopath? You may as well take her to a veterinarian.

549
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,371
And you're on oxygen! Why are you...

550
00:30:05,371 --> 00:30:07,414
Edwina, you are raising my blood pressure!

551
00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:13,337
Hold the door! Hold the door!

552
00:30:13,337 --> 00:30:15,506
Dita Beard experienced chest pains

553
00:30:15,506 --> 00:30:16,674
while flying into Denver

554
00:30:16,674 --> 00:30:19,009
and had to receive oxygen on the flight.

555
00:30:19,009 --> 00:30:22,179
Mrs. Beard was admitted to an area hospital

556
00:30:22,179 --> 00:30:23,639
in a serious condition.

557
00:30:23,639 --> 00:30:25,808
As for Dita Beard getting out of bed

558
00:30:25,808 --> 00:30:28,227
to come back to Washington, not now,

559
00:30:28,227 --> 00:30:31,438
and not for some time yet, doctor's orders.

560
00:30:37,069 --> 00:30:38,946
We've got a problem, Howard.

561
00:30:38,946 --> 00:30:40,698
- A Dita Beard problem. -

562
00:30:40,698 --> 00:30:42,700
A team of senators is heading to Colorado

563
00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:44,410
to depose her in two days,

564
00:30:44,410 --> 00:30:46,704
including your good friend, Teddy Kennedy.

565
00:30:46,704 --> 00:30:48,622
That fat-headed booze bag.

566
00:30:48,622 --> 00:30:50,874
They should depose him about Chappaquiddick.

567
00:30:50,874 --> 00:30:52,626
If there were any justice in the world.

568
00:30:52,626 --> 00:30:54,378
You know, it wouldn't be the worst thing for Beard

569
00:30:54,378 --> 00:30:57,423
to actually have a heart attack, right as Kennedy's grilling her.

570
00:30:57,423 --> 00:30:58,507
Then you could say,

571
00:30:58,507 --> 00:31:00,759
"Senator, now, you've killed two women!"

572
00:31:02,761 --> 00:31:05,931
Howard, this Beard thing keeps escalating.

573
00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:10,227
I know. What if Beard herself were to question

574
00:31:10,227 --> 00:31:12,896
the memo's authenticity?

575
00:31:12,896 --> 00:31:14,857
Hypothetically, how much in the way

576
00:31:14,857 --> 00:31:17,818
of funds could someone access for the purposes

577
00:31:17,818 --> 00:31:20,571
- of such an endeavor? - No. No, no, no.

578
00:31:20,571 --> 00:31:23,490
There is no way I or anyone at the committee would authorize

579
00:31:23,490 --> 00:31:27,411
funds to influence the testimony of a witness in a federal case.

580
00:31:27,411 --> 00:31:29,830
What about ITT?

581
00:31:29,830 --> 00:31:31,373
She's still on the payroll.

582
00:31:34,585 --> 00:31:37,212
Say no more. I know what to do.

583
00:31:38,422 --> 00:31:40,716
I feel the need to say this again, Howard.

584
00:31:40,716 --> 00:31:41,967
For the record,

585
00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:45,137
I am not even suggesting that you do anything.

586
00:31:47,723 --> 00:31:48,807
Roger that.

587
00:32:03,072 --> 00:32:05,866
Aw, I don't want to read this shit.

588
00:32:06,784 --> 00:32:08,786
I want something with small words

589
00:32:08,786 --> 00:32:11,705
and big pictures. Cosmo.

590
00:32:11,705 --> 00:32:14,208
Okay.

591
00:32:14,208 --> 00:32:16,710
It better be the red fucking Jell-O this time!

592
00:32:20,172 --> 00:32:25,177
- Mrs. Beard. Edwina. - Who are you?

593
00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:28,847
My name is Edward J. Hamilton, I represent men

594
00:32:28,847 --> 00:32:31,350
at the highest levels in Washington D.C.

595
00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:35,187
Yeah, Mr. Leonard said you might come by.

596
00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:38,273
- Edwina, run along, huh? - Okay.

597
00:32:41,652 --> 00:32:45,155
Why are you wearing a wig? It's not even on right.

598
00:32:45,155 --> 00:32:46,824
I assure you, Miss,

599
00:32:46,824 --> 00:32:49,493
nothing I do is accidental.

600
00:32:51,662 --> 00:32:54,289
Well, that's her drinking water.

601
00:32:54,289 --> 00:32:57,918
Oh, I know. Edwina! Scoot!

602
00:32:57,918 --> 00:33:00,129
I'll be right outside, Mother.

603
00:33:02,256 --> 00:33:05,134
- Hmm. - How are the osteopaths treating you?

604
00:33:05,134 --> 00:33:09,346
I've been in a pig farm that's cleaner.

605
00:33:09,346 --> 00:33:12,224
I wouldn't trust them to clip my toenails,

606
00:33:12,224 --> 00:33:16,311
let alone... ...treat a heart condition.

607
00:33:16,311 --> 00:33:19,022
- Hmm. - You got a smoke?

608
00:33:23,610 --> 00:33:26,530
Yeah. I guess the, uh...

609
00:33:26,530 --> 00:33:27,865
...the party's over, huh?

610
00:33:27,865 --> 00:33:30,784
Sounds like the whole goddamn Senate is coming to visit.

611
00:33:31,201 --> 00:33:32,411
I'm sorry.

612
00:33:33,662 --> 00:33:34,747
Hold on.

613
00:33:35,873 --> 00:33:38,834
There's nothing those Senators want more

614
00:33:38,834 --> 00:33:42,755
than for you to declare that memo a fraud

615
00:33:42,755 --> 00:33:46,049
so that they can go back to business as usual.

616
00:33:46,049 --> 00:33:48,427
- Bullshit. - Listen.

617
00:33:50,763 --> 00:33:55,934
I have worked in countries across the globe,

618
00:33:55,934 --> 00:34:01,023
I've met presidents, kings, dictators,

619
00:34:01,023 --> 00:34:04,985
and they all desperately need one thing

620
00:34:04,985 --> 00:34:08,697
to keep them in power. Money.

621
00:34:10,157 --> 00:34:12,326
How many of those Senate fat cats

622
00:34:12,326 --> 00:34:14,703
have been greased by lobbyists?

623
00:34:14,703 --> 00:34:17,206
All of them. Believe me.

624
00:34:17,206 --> 00:34:19,166
I know. I do the greasing.

625
00:34:19,166 --> 00:34:21,502
So these are your choices.

626
00:34:21,502 --> 00:34:23,837
You can tell the Senators tomorrow

627
00:34:23,837 --> 00:34:27,591
what you told Britt Hume and Jack Anderson.

628
00:34:28,634 --> 00:34:31,804
And you know who benefits? Not your party.

629
00:34:31,804 --> 00:34:35,766
Not your president. Not the Senate.

630
00:34:35,766 --> 00:34:39,102
Not your country. Not your family.

631
00:34:39,102 --> 00:34:41,271
And certainly not you.

632
00:34:41,271 --> 00:34:44,399
Because you still go to jail for bribery.

633
00:34:44,399 --> 00:34:45,567
And for what?

634
00:34:45,567 --> 00:34:49,696
To make the journalists and Democrats happy?

635
00:34:49,696 --> 00:34:52,908
Donkey fuckers.

636
00:34:53,534 --> 00:34:55,536
Donkey fuckers, indeed.

637
00:34:55,536 --> 00:35:00,958
On the other hand, if you stick with the White House's story...

638
00:35:02,167 --> 00:35:05,087
and you stay loyal to your party.

639
00:35:05,087 --> 00:35:09,550
There's a very good chance that you walk away scot-free,

640
00:35:09,550 --> 00:35:14,805
and sparing your family the embarrassing

641
00:35:14,805 --> 00:35:18,851
public spectacle of a lengthy investigation.

642
00:35:18,851 --> 00:35:23,856
Yeah, Edwina... Edwina is just wrecked by this.

643
00:35:23,856 --> 00:35:27,484
And she works for the fucking RNC.

644
00:35:27,484 --> 00:35:28,694
Poor kid.

645
00:35:33,323 --> 00:35:37,035
I can see... how much you love her.

646
00:35:37,035 --> 00:35:40,747
Fuck yes. She's my baby girl.

647
00:35:41,790 --> 00:35:43,333
She needs you right now.

648
00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:46,378
She needs to know...

649
00:35:47,546 --> 00:35:51,842
that she's the most important thing in your world.

650
00:35:53,218 --> 00:35:56,179
More important than ITT or anything else.

651
00:35:56,972 --> 00:35:58,891
Because she's your family,

652
00:35:59,808 --> 00:36:04,062
and family always comes first.

653
00:36:04,062 --> 00:36:07,524
- Oh, yeah. - Before work.

654
00:36:09,192 --> 00:36:10,485
Before country.

655
00:36:13,197 --> 00:36:14,364
Before everything.

656
00:36:29,379 --> 00:36:30,923
And I'm willing to bet...

657
00:36:33,217 --> 00:36:35,302
that your ITT family...

658
00:36:38,096 --> 00:36:39,473
rewards loyalty...

659
00:36:42,517 --> 00:36:44,269
especially around Christmas.

660
00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:46,688
In the meantime...

661
00:36:47,981 --> 00:36:49,650
here's a stocking stuffer.

662
00:37:05,082 --> 00:37:06,083
Edwina!

663
00:37:23,350 --> 00:37:24,893
Please state your name.

664
00:37:24,893 --> 00:37:27,771
Dita Beard. A lobbyist for ITT.

665
00:37:27,771 --> 00:37:30,023
We are on the record. -

666
00:37:30,023 --> 00:37:32,901
Mrs. Beard, do you recognize this document?

667
00:37:46,289 --> 00:37:48,542
I do not.

668
00:37:51,128 --> 00:37:54,172
Mrs. Beard, is this not your signed memo

669
00:37:54,172 --> 00:37:58,135
regarding ITT's bribery of the Nixon Administration?

670
00:37:58,135 --> 00:38:01,763
That is certainly what it says. But I didn't write it.

671
00:38:01,763 --> 00:38:06,226
No, that is a goddamn forgery. That is not even my signature.

672
00:38:07,644 --> 00:38:10,022
Mrs. Beard, may I remind you, you are under oath?

673
00:38:10,022 --> 00:38:15,736
I was not even in the offi-- Oh, God-- Oh, honey!

674
00:38:15,736 --> 00:38:17,237
Mrs. Beard-- Edwina!

675
00:38:17,237 --> 00:38:19,156
I'm here, Mama!

676
00:38:19,156 --> 00:38:20,365
Mrs. Beard, is this your--

677
00:38:20,365 --> 00:38:22,034
- I can't breathe! - Stop it, stop it!

678
00:38:22,034 --> 00:38:24,119
That's enough! Everyone out!

679
00:38:24,119 --> 00:38:25,912
- Oh, help. Help me! - Get out!

680
00:38:25,912 --> 00:38:28,331
- Someone get the doctor! - Oh, my God! I can't breathe.

681
00:38:28,331 --> 00:38:30,250
I can't breathe.

682
00:38:30,250 --> 00:38:33,336
Doctor! Doctor!

683
00:38:34,337 --> 00:38:36,506
Doctor! I can't breathe.

684
00:38:36,506 --> 00:38:38,550
Go away! Go away!

685
00:38:38,550 --> 00:38:40,469
Once. Shit!

686
00:38:40,469 --> 00:38:42,804
- Very nice, Lisa. - Thank you.

687
00:38:42,804 --> 00:38:45,557
...testifying from her Denver hospital bedside

688
00:38:45,557 --> 00:38:47,309
in front of the Senate subcommittee members... - Four.

689
00:38:47,309 --> 00:38:50,395
Very nice. Lisa, honey, did you remember to--

690
00:38:50,395 --> 00:38:52,522
Yes, Mother. I took my pill.

691
00:38:55,317 --> 00:38:56,318
Thank you.

692
00:38:56,318 --> 00:39:01,448
Coming in for the kill. B-E-D. Bed.

693
00:39:01,448 --> 00:39:03,992
Anderson and his associate, Brit Hume,

694
00:39:03,992 --> 00:39:07,621
believe somebody persuaded Mrs. Beard to change her story

695
00:39:07,621 --> 00:39:08,789
in Denver...

696
00:39:11,249 --> 00:39:12,584
Bonsoir, bonsoir.

697
00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:15,295
- Hi, Papa. Where were you? - Denver.

698
00:39:16,588 --> 00:39:18,048
Do you wanna play with us?

699
00:39:20,342 --> 00:39:21,635
Yeah, Papa?

700
00:39:26,306 --> 00:39:27,349
Sure.

701
00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,477
Make room for Papa.

702
00:39:35,023 --> 00:39:36,691
Mama. Your turn. Hmm?

703
00:39:36,691 --> 00:39:43,198
Uh, D-O-N-E. Done.

704
00:39:43,198 --> 00:39:46,409
Us are useless without Qs.

705
00:39:46,409 --> 00:39:49,371
Actually, it's the other way around.

706
00:39:50,372 --> 00:39:51,832
Touché. Ooh.

707
00:39:53,917 --> 00:39:57,170
Xerox.

708
00:39:57,170 --> 00:39:59,047
That's a proper noun.

709
00:39:59,047 --> 00:40:01,341
- What is? - Xerox.

710
00:40:01,341 --> 00:40:04,469
No, it's become just a regular word.

711
00:40:04,469 --> 00:40:08,723
I mean, nobody says, "Hey, can you photocopy this?"

712
00:40:08,723 --> 00:40:10,976
It-- it's still a proper noun. Mama.

713
00:40:10,976 --> 00:40:14,229
We're just playing for fun.

714
00:40:14,229 --> 00:40:17,357
We're not keeping s-- score.

715
00:40:17,357 --> 00:40:22,320
What's the point of playing a game with no rules. Right?

716
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:26,241
- Then it's just anarchy. - Actually, Papa,

717
00:40:26,241 --> 00:40:28,201
this is anarchy! -

718
00:40:28,201 --> 00:40:30,078
Fuck your college education.

719
00:40:30,829 --> 00:40:31,997
Howard.

720
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,710
- That was unacceptable. - I agree.

721
00:40:36,710 --> 00:40:40,005
Bravo! Bravo, gentlemen! Thanks.

722
00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:42,215
Bravo! Have a seat right there!

723
00:40:42,215 --> 00:40:43,216
We, uh...

724
00:40:43,216 --> 00:40:44,551
...we thought you might like to know,

725
00:40:44,551 --> 00:40:46,344
our sources tell us that the Senate

726
00:40:46,344 --> 00:40:48,263
has denied Ted Kennedy's request

727
00:40:48,263 --> 00:40:50,348
for further hearings, thanks to you.

728
00:40:50,348 --> 00:40:52,434
Oh, no. Thanks to him.

729
00:40:52,434 --> 00:40:55,312
- Oh. - I'm still not quite sure how he pulled it off, though.

730
00:40:55,312 --> 00:40:57,898
It-- It was a team effort.

731
00:40:57,898 --> 00:41:01,067
I assume you guys heard the news about Mr. Hoover this morning?

732
00:41:01,067 --> 00:41:03,486
We sent our condolences to the Widow Tolson.

733
00:41:04,779 --> 00:41:05,947
The Good Lord finally did

734
00:41:05,947 --> 00:41:08,074
what the last five presidents never could.

735
00:41:10,285 --> 00:41:11,578
Oh!

736
00:41:13,914 --> 00:41:17,918
Congratulations, gentlemen. Great work on helping Ms. Beard

737
00:41:17,918 --> 00:41:20,754
- get her facts straight. - Our pleasure, sir.

738
00:41:22,631 --> 00:41:25,717
Oh, by the way, Project GEMSTONE has been approved.

739
00:41:29,221 --> 00:41:31,681
I want you two to put together your team ASAP.

740
00:41:31,681 --> 00:41:33,683
Uh, that's-- that's my cue.

741
00:41:33,683 --> 00:41:35,060
- Uh, nice work. Nice work. - Oh, yeah.

742
00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:36,311
Thank you. All right,

743
00:41:36,311 --> 00:41:38,813
I want you two to huddle with McCord

744
00:41:38,813 --> 00:41:41,066
and tell me what you're going to need, all right?

745
00:41:41,066 --> 00:41:44,152
McCord? What are we doing with McCord?

746
00:41:44,152 --> 00:41:45,779
He's head of security for the committee

747
00:41:45,779 --> 00:41:47,113
and Mitchell thought he could be useful.

748
00:41:47,113 --> 00:41:50,534
What? Mitchell fired him! He was Martha's babysitter!

749
00:41:50,534 --> 00:41:53,453
I know. He's also a whiz with gizmos, bugs,

750
00:41:53,453 --> 00:41:57,791
and electronic surveillance, ex-CIA and ex-FBI,

751
00:41:57,791 --> 00:41:59,960
so he's the perfect playmate for you two.

752
00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:02,837
And we can afford him, because he's already on the payroll.

753
00:42:02,837 --> 00:42:03,880
Don't you get it?

754
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,132
We need operatives who are off the payroll.

755
00:42:06,132 --> 00:42:07,550
Plausible deniability.

756
00:42:07,550 --> 00:42:09,427
- It-- It's fine. - No.

757
00:42:09,427 --> 00:42:10,887
We'll have McCord wire the yacht.

758
00:42:10,887 --> 00:42:13,807
Oh, about that. Uh, there is no yacht.

759
00:42:13,807 --> 00:42:16,643
- What? - And no hookers, sadly.

760
00:42:16,643 --> 00:42:19,437
Those hookers were looking forward to it.

761
00:42:19,437 --> 00:42:22,941
I know, but only one GEMSTONE was approved

762
00:42:22,941 --> 00:42:25,277
and your new operating budget is 250 thou,

763
00:42:25,277 --> 00:42:27,112
which should be more than ample.

764
00:42:27,112 --> 00:42:29,489
Goddammit, Jeb, that's a quarter of what we were promised!

765
00:42:29,489 --> 00:42:30,949
Easy. Hold on.

766
00:42:30,949 --> 00:42:33,118
Which gemstone was approved?

767
00:42:34,619 --> 00:42:39,833
Project fucking OPAL. Out of 12 gemstones,

768
00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:44,337
they pick the bugging of the DNC. Where's the vision?

769
00:42:45,130 --> 00:42:47,382
It is the cheapest.

770
00:42:47,382 --> 00:42:49,634
And you're still gonna need to pay me, Gordon.

771
00:42:49,634 --> 00:42:50,927
Not now, Jim.

772
00:42:50,927 --> 00:42:53,680
That's a really big fucking building, boss.

773
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,056
I heard the hotel is nice.

774
00:42:55,056 --> 00:42:59,811
Don't worry. Villo can pick any lock in there. Right, Villo?

775
00:42:59,811 --> 00:43:01,021
Qué? Qué?

776
00:43:01,021 --> 00:43:02,647
What the fuck are we doing staring at this building?

777
00:43:02,647 --> 00:43:05,025
Some of us are six hours overdue for pussy.

778
00:43:05,025 --> 00:43:06,860
- Adiós. - Oh, Frank.

779
00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:09,321
Gentlemen. Frank! Forget Frank.

780
00:43:09,321 --> 00:43:14,326
Gentlemen, we are going to do great things for this country.

781
00:43:14,326 --> 00:43:19,122
Can I ask a question? I'll say. Which one is the Watergate?

782
00:43:22,584 --> 00:43:24,627
It's right there. That's it. - The condominium.

783
00:43:26,713 --> 00:43:30,008
I know, but it's my first time here, boss!

784
00:43:38,350 --> 00:43:42,228
No parkin' by the sewer sign Hot dog, my razor's broke

785
00:43:42,228 --> 00:43:43,688
Water drippin' up the spout

786
00:43:43,688 --> 00:43:46,358
But I don't care Let it all hang out

787
00:43:50,612 --> 00:43:52,989
Hangin' from a pine tree By my knees

788
00:43:52,989 --> 00:43:54,783
Sun is shinin' Through the shade

789
00:43:54,783 --> 00:43:56,993
Nobody knows What it's all about

790
00:43:56,993 --> 00:43:59,579
It's too much, man Let it all hang out

791
00:44:18,056 --> 00:44:21,893
Saw a man walkin' upside down My TV's on the blink

792
00:44:21,893 --> 00:44:24,312
Made Galileo Look like a Boy Scout

793
00:44:24,312 --> 00:44:26,856
Sorry 'bout that Let it all hang out

794
00:44:31,903 --> 00:44:36,908
Sleep all day, drive all night Brain my numb, can't stop now

795
00:44:36,908 --> 00:44:38,368
For sure ain't no doubt

796
00:44:38,368 --> 00:44:41,037
Keep an open mind Let it all hang out

797
00:45:03,351 --> 00:45:05,687
It's rainin' Inside a big brown moon

798
00:45:05,687 --> 00:45:07,981
How does that mess Your baby up, leg

799
00:45:07,981 --> 00:45:10,358
Eatin' a Reuben sandwich With sauerkraut

800
00:45:10,358 --> 00:45:13,236
Don't stop now, baby Let it all hang out

801
00:45:17,574 --> 00:45:19,284
Let it all hang out

802
00:45:21,536 --> 00:45:23,329
Let it all hang out

803
00:45:25,498 --> 00:45:26,875
Let it all hang out

