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'Kay, hold on. Hold on.

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Okay.

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Nice.

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Oh, Rasmussen? Rasmussen.

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Hi. Hey, Tom.

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Hi.

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- I... Just put it there. - Put this here? Okay.

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So, it's election eve,

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and guess what Father Sexmas has brought you.

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- Why, hot, fresh polling. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

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Jimenez up by four.

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Jesus. How're you gonna play?

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I guess, I don't know...

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amplify to gin up our maniacs,

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or deny, shit on, and bury, I guess.

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- Matsson. - What does he want?

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Oh, you know.

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He thinks the Living Plus stock bump is fading,

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and he wants to know what my brothers have cooking.

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- Is he coming? - To the party? No.

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- Ow. - No, he doesn't wanna

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"swim around my dad's..."

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"...bullshit, pre-election, brain-dead, AOL-era,

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legacy media, putrid, stuffed-mushroom fuckfest."

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Ooh. And I thought it was gonna be fun.

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- Mm. -

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So, this is just a little party prezzie

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for being such a hot piece of ass...

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- Mm. Thank you. - ...and such a foxy little minx.

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And, you know, just to say that I'm really glad

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that we're hosting this party together.

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Yeah.

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You know, and we can say to people that we...

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had a little break and then we're back. You know?

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Yeah, I like that. - TOM WAMBSGANS: Yeah.

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What? - Yeah. Uh-huh.

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Uh, a... a scorpion?

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Mm.

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- Because? - 'Cause it's...

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it's funny.

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Because... why?

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'Cause it's-- it's like-- it's a joke.

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Who's the scorpion? - Um. You, I guess.

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But it's just silly, honey. It's like, you know,

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I love you, but you kill me, and I kill you.

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And you... You know? - Oh!

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Okay. Yeah, right. I-- No. Yeah. I get it.

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- Huh! I like it. - Good.

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- Well, you gotta get to work. You know? - Yeah.

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You gotta go contribute to the great toxification.

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Gotta do my part.

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Hey.

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Hey. Hey.

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Are you okay?

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- How-- how's everyone doing? - No, I'm fine. We're all fine.

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And, you know, this is fine, but if it's legal stuff,

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I really need to keep my head out of that right now.

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- No-- I-- Okay. - I'd rather our people just...

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- lawyers, and... - No, I'll just keep this brief.

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It's, um...

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Sophie doesn't want to go to school.

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She is... freaked out about the election.

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So-- What do you mean? What-- Is she okay?

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What-- what is it? What? - RAVA: She-- she's okay.

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It's just... All right.

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So, on the... the weekend, this weekend,

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someone kind of...

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she felt...

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pushed by her a little on the street.

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But there was a comment that she felt came from the...

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It was... All right, the guy had on a Ravenhead shirt.

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Uh, there was a quote on the shirt,

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and, yeah...

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She felt it was racially tinged, and she's been upset.

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- What did they say? - I don't know.

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And now at school, uh,

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some kids have started this whole anti-ATN thing,

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which is actually very supportive,

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but, you know, it's...

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...complex for her.

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Who was with her?

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Like, why-- Why was she out on the street?

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- Sixth near MOMA? - Did you just ask me why she was on the street?

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Yeah, I mean, someone-- You're telling me someone pushed our daughter,

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- or whatever. - Pushed by her.

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- She was with her friends. - Like, where were you?

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Where-- Where was I? - KENDALL: Yeah.

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- Are you fucking serious? - I'm not blaming you. I'm just--

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I'm trying to get all the information

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before I make a decision on our course of action.

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- You need to make a decision if you're gonna call your dau-- - So, yeah. Where were you?

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I was raising our daughter

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- while you were fucking running a racist news organization. - Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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- Great. Fuck you! Come on. - Oh, fuck me?

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- Come on. - How fucking dare you interrogate me

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- and the way I parent? - Obviously, I feel bad.

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Obviously, I will do anything to protect her.

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- Okay, you know what? - Anything!

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Uh-huh. Okay. I'm gonna just...

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And, uh, we'll cope.

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And, I don't know, just maybe call your fucking daughter.

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Well, obviously. Jesus, Rava. Jesus!

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What kind of parent do you think I am?

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You know, you have no idea the things I'm doing.

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The things I'm working on.

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Six continents.

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Okay? I'm breaking my back, and it's all for them.

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Okay?

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And to make the world safe.

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Yeah, great. Dig on that.

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Dig to heck on that. Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.

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Yeah, no. We-- we love the deal.

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We just have to make sure we know everything

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on Matsson and GoJo. I mean, there's due diligence,

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but this is, you know, undue diligence.

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Extra diligence. Okay?

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Okay, great. And get that dirt on Matsson.

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Anything could be useful.

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Apparently insignificant details could be very useful to me.

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To us. What? No--

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You're a fucking deputy rat-fucker.

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Don't object to being a rat-fucker, Tomas.

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It's unbecoming.

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- How you doin'? - Hey, honey.

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Bise?

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Good to see you.

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Hi.

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Hey, how you doing?

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Yeah.

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I just came from seeing Pop.

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Wow. Again?

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Oh, any change?

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Looking good.

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Woke up on the right side of the coffin today, boy.

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What? I like to go. You should go.

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Yeah? And do what? Sit there like I'm feeding the ducks?

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Can I? Thank you for ignoring me.

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The weird thing, honestly, is...

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how much he's not there.

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I find that consoling.

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Well, here he is.

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- Kendall Plus. - Hey, hey. Morning. Morning. Sorry I'm late.

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Hey.

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The man who's gonna lead us to eternal life.

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Waystar Jesus.

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You seen the polling today?

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Okay. That's why you're all perky.

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Uh-huh. - Very exciting.

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I'm sure your Red Guards are all, you know,

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ready to come round up the thought criminals

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and turn police stations into cuddle puddles.

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The exciting part isn't the top line.

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In Alaska, I'm exploding. Four, five, six percent.

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Right. Guys, can we do this?

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Um. I just... I have a lot going on today.

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Sure. - Very well.

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I hereby convene this funeral management committee.

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I've sent the materials, and I assume

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you've familiarized yourselves, because I'm concerned.

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We're saying yes to all Marcia's wishes,

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then all your ideas, Pop's requirements...

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Danger the funeral could turn into a three-day grief-a-thon.

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- Yeah. Just fuck Marcia. - Seconded.

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Great. - Carried.

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Nevertheless, we really want a tight 90.

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And the central question is, who's gonna speak?

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Oh, what? In front of the most powerful political, cultural,

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business interests in the world?

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I mean, I-- I'm-- I'm easy.

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Right? I can speak about Dad.

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Oh, what? Your usual malign influence material?

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Ow! I could do it. - ROMAN: Uh-huh.

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I think if any one of us actually wants to do it,

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do the big number, then we should just say,

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because probably no one minds, right?

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Hmm. No? Yeah.

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Oh! Okay.

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Um. Will you have a think?

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Uh, I'm jumping on the digital battle bus.

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Uh, tailgate party, we nail it down, yeah? Okay.

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Sure. - Bye-bye.

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All right, good luck. - ROMAN: Bye.

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Right. Um...

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So, Shiv, on the...

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One thing from us on the tailgate.

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We were actually wondering

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about us, politically, inviting Nate.

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Nate?

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Nate. - Sofrelli?

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Mm-hmm. - Uh... Okay.

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Tom and I kinda had hoped that... Why?

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Uh, because it went so well in L.A.

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You know, hats off to the greatest showman here.

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And apologies on the old wibble-wobble,

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and all due congratulations, but...

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Okay. So, you wanna make sure we have a plan B...

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Mm-hmm. - ...in case we can't chase Matsson out of town on price.

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Exactly. And we think that's regulatory.

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We go hard regulatory. DOJ, FTC, FCC, EU.

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No?

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I mean, I think they might just stop it.

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Yeah.

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But even just the threat creates a ton more risk for Matsson.

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Kicks the deal down the line, right?

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And Nate? He's... Right? He's across competition,

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and he's tight with the Jimenez folks on that. So...

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Could we get him down so we can sell it

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on a real level without lobbyists and all the...

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Due process?

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That stuff. - Yeah.

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- Yeah, sure, fine. - Good.

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Fine. - Okay.

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- All right, see you tonight. - See you tonight.

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Ah! Beat me to it. Oy!

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Good, yeah?

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Yeah, good, I think so. Yeah. What else?

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Uh, how you feeling about the, you know,

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blowback from, uh, you know, the firings, the bloodlust.

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- You wanna throw Hugo at that? - Fuck it. Let's own it.

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Hey. Hey, Lukas. Yeah, listen.

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Uh, so, they're gonna go regulatory.

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Yeah. So you need to be there tonight.

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Well, no. It'll be easy. Just, my dad invited you. So...

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Yes. There's gonna be, what,

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forty thought leaders, pols,

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officials who will actually decide this,

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and half of them are gonna be there. Okay?

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So I am telling you that you need to be there too.

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To counter.

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Okay.

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So, uh, hey, um.

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There's no easy way of-- of doing this.

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I've done this a couple of times this week,

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and sometimes, honestly, it just makes me cry.

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Um. But I wanted to offer

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my heartfelt appreciation to you all.

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And now, I'm gonna hand over to my colleague, Gregory Hirsch,

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who has more information.

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Thank you, sir. Good morning.

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"Good morning. Uh, I'm here to inform you

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that Waystar Royco has been looking at a range

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of different options in order to drastically reduce costs,

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and a very difficult decision

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to restructure the ATN operation internationally

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has been taken in order to protect

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the future of the business.

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This action was only taken after seriously considering

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all available options.

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But if you're on this call, this is confirmation

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that you are part of the unlucky group

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who are having their contract terminated

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with immediate effect

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on the grounds of staffing redundancy.

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And today is your final day of employment."

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Uh...

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Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, "Final day of employment."

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Um, "Going forward, we intend to operate

258
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Waystar Royco international news gathering operations

259
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utilizing third-party contract-based arrangements."

260
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Uh...

261
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I'm seeing some confusion in the chat. Um...

262
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Bu-- But, yes. Uh, if I have been too wordy,

263
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yes, we are letting all of you go.

264
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"Obviously, I can't take questions on this call,

265
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but this is a very sad day.

266
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And I thank you for your time today

267
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and your service to Waystar Royco."

268
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Goodbye.

269
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Nice. Done.

270
00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:21,318
So, this German one with this label,

271
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let's push this, okay? Say it's a light, fruity red.

272
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:28,158
Uh, don't say it's biodynamic and don't say it's German.

273
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,577
Just say it's a light, fruity red.

274
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And, yes, a little bit of fizz is normal.

275
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,747
It's sophisticated. Okay?

276
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:35,416
- Hey. - Hey.

277
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,544
It's okay. What's going on? Wakey, wakey.

278
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:42,590
I'm just-- I'm, you know. I'm fine. I'm tired, you know.

279
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,633
- Election eve, it's a lot. - Yeah.

280
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,802
And turns out, I'm pre-tired.

281
00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:50,264
I'm tired about thinking how tired I'm gonna be.

282
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,808
Because someone isn't letting someone

283
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- get a lot of sleep. - Oh. Well, forgive me.

284
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,772
Uh, so, we got a couple of extra names

285
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- for the guest list. - Right.

286
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:03,110
- Matsson is in fact coming now. - Ooh! Because?

287
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,904
Because Dumb and Dumber are trying to spook the deal

288
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and wanna try doing regulatory-shit angle,

289
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and he's gonna come and head that off. So...

290
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,454
Okay. Well, good. That's good for me, right?

291
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,205
- I mean, my chance to dance. - Yeah.

292
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,415
I can secure my spot...

293
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,417
- Yeah, sure. - ...post-Roy-pocalypse.

294
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,336
Mm-hmm. - Right?

295
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:23,005
Uh, also, to push that agenda...

296
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,840
- Mm-hmm. - Uh, they wanted to invite,

297
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,509
and I didn't feel like I had a tactical way to say no.

298
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:29,762
Um, they want to invite Nate.

299
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:33,057
Uh...

300
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'Cause he's key on tech and trade

301
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for Gil and Jimenez.

302
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I'm sorry, I...

303
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:42,274
It's not...

304
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:45,653
And I am genuinely sorry. Really.

305
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,323
- Sure. Nate. - Yeah.

306
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:52,701
It'll be good to see... Nate. What do I care?

307
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,497
- Uh-huh. Okay. - It's okay.

308
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:57,790
Thanks, honey. - Okay.

309
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:40,290
Okay. You guys ready to spread some regulatory anxieties?

310
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:43,335
Yeah, sure, spread those surveillance capitalism heebie-jeebies.

311
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,837
Yeah? Just don't let me get stuck

312
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,463
- with the Journal op-ed ogres. - Come on.

313
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:48,966
They're not all crypto-fascists and right-wing nut jobs.

314
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,676
We also have some venture capital Dems

315
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,052
and, uh, centrist ghouls.

316
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,054
Dad's ideological range was wide.

317
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,472
Yeah.

318
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:56,890
- Should we hit it? - Yeah, let's hit it.

319
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,726
- Let's hit it. - Yeah, all right.

320
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,436
Hittin' it, hit it. Hey, what's up?

321
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:03,605
Not your guy's poll numbers. Ha! Yuk, yuk, yuk.

322
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:06,108
You're a little tired right now?

323
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,360
Oh, maybe a little. Oh, man.

324
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,363
- Maybe drink a coffee? - If I drink a coffee,

325
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,906
then I won't be able to sleep later.

326
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,199
Think, Greg.

327
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:20,581
So, uh, anyway, listen. Matsson is coming.

328
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:23,125
So that is gonna be my focus.

329
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:27,337
And you, if... Unless you are truly aligning yourself

330
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:28,422
to the dumpster brothers,

331
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,048
you might wanna sweeten that beat, too.

332
00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:31,258
- No, yeah. Yeah. - Yeah.

333
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,635
I'd love to feather that bed.

334
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,763
Um. But-- but Matsson hates me.

335
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:38,390
So I think I'm team Ken-Ro.

336
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,518
Up to you, Greg.

337
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:44,229
- Okay, I'm gonna mingle. - Yeah, mingle up.

338
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,397
Hey, great. Thanks.

339
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,569
Okay. Okay.

340
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,988
Looks like, uh, Shiv's hitting Valerie.

341
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,573
Mm-hmm. - Have you seen Nate?

342
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:57,576
Uh... Yeah, no. But, uh, Mencken's team called.

343
00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,120
Okay, because the polling?

344
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:03,123
Yeah, well, their internals are even worse. So...

345
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:05,793
And they want what? ATN to go full

346
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,961
"we're coming to give your guns hormone therapy,

347
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,338
all your guns are gonna be ladies"?

348
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,508
Yeah, well, three or four states where Connor's one percent

349
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:16,428
are throwing things? Yeah. It could be pivotal.

350
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,305
And, you know, if he were to drop out,

351
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,932
most of the support would go to them.

352
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,893
But his team is not... It's just...

353
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,394
They're just refusing contact, apparently.

354
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:27,439
So they've asked if I can convince him to drop out.

355
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:31,276
I mean... I don't know.

356
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,196
- Fuck that guy, right? - Mencken?

357
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:37,491
I think... yeah. Victory vans. Those O'Malley fucks.

358
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:38,826
I think fuck him.

359
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,661
I guess. I mean, it's not bad for us to be tight with him

360
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:43,121
in case things swing his way, right?

361
00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:46,458
Yeah, fine. I see you. All right. I'll hit the, uh...

362
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,628
I'll hit the libtards. You go help the Nazis.

363
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,213
Nazis, you got it.

364
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,134
Wait. Excuse me. Thank you.

365
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,178
Hey, Tom.

366
00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:00,097
- Hello, Nathaniel. - Tom.

367
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,850
Appreciate the invite.

368
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,351
Well, I've missed you.

369
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,981
- Won't be long. A lot going on, obviously. - Mm-hmm.

370
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,440
Won't drink too much of your wine.

371
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,235
No, don't you worry. You gobble my gravadlax, pal.

372
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,736
There's plenty more where that came from.

373
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,363
It's light and fruity.

374
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:19,199
And it's the kind of wine that separates the connoisseurs

375
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,994
from the weekend Malbec morons.

376
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,996
Keep away from this man, Nate.

377
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,497
Keep away from you. - Back.

378
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,833
Back, foul news demon. - TOM: No, you. You're the foul demon.

379
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,252
Nice to see you, Len. Good one.

380
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,170
Fuckin' asshole.

381
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,756
- Hey. - So sorry to interrupt. Can I grab him for a second?

382
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,675
Yeah. - Okay.

383
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,094
- What's up? - Um, yeah. Just, uh...

384
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:43,765
You know... yuk yuk. Kind of a... a biggie, actually.

385
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:46,268
And a bit last-minute. But Mencken's team called,

386
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,979
and they wanted to know if you might be willing to...

387
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,148
you know, drop out?

388
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,692
- Of the election? - Yes, of the election.

389
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:56,403
You are aware that the polls open in ten hours?

390
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:57,571
Yes, and it might be too late

391
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,531
to physically remove your name from the ballots,

392
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,658
but if you were to release a statement...

393
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,577
You know, divert the Conhead stream

394
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:04,745
to the Mencken river?

395
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:07,247
And after all the blood and treasure I've expended,

396
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,541
why on Earth would I want to do that?

397
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,794
They said, "For the good of the Republic."

398
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:16,465
Yeah? - Yeah. Yeah.

399
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:19,843
So, no? No.

400
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:22,471
Well then, I have been authorized

401
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,307
to make a follow-up offer, which is,

402
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,768
how familiar are you with Mogadishu?

403
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,227
Mogadishu? - ROMAN: Mm-hmm.

404
00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:32,481
- In Somalia? - Because they are very impressed with your talents,

405
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,691
and they think that you'd be a good fit

406
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:36,818
for an ambassadorial appointment.

407
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:40,781
Little bit car-bomby. Hey, tell him UN.

408
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,783
Okay. - That's more my vibration, yeah?

409
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:43,784
- All right. - Yeah?

410
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:44,785
- All right. - Okay.

411
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:45,827
I'll-- I'll-- I'll report back.

412
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,079
- All right. Thanks. - Thank you.

413
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:53,001
Hey. How you doin'? Good to see you.

414
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:56,672
Hey! So, she showed. That's good.

415
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,341
Guess you smoothed it over, right, General Franco?

416
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:02,010
No. No, she's incredibly angry.

417
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,887
Okay, everybody.

418
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,348
Everybody. Welcome one and all.

419
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,100
Ken, take it away. - KENDALL: Okay, thanks, Tom.

420
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,561
Thanks, Tom. Thank you. Thank you. Okay, okay. Okay.

421
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:13,522
Welcome, everybody. Welcome! Welcome!

422
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:16,942
Welcome. All right.

423
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:20,737
Who we got here? Who we got here? Carly Flight.

424
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,740
Oh, shit. - All right, okay.

425
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:26,535
The Pod Goddess. Everybody watch out for her.

426
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,745
Careful what you say.

427
00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:30,872
That's right. Yeah. Careful what you say.

428
00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:33,333
Larry, Mary. Lovely. Lovely to see you guys.

429
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:36,878
Uh, who else is here? Who's here? Len.

430
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:38,880
Len giveth and Len taketh away.

431
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,174
Watch out for Len.

432
00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:43,844
Uh, my guy, Nate Sofrelli, saw the polls this morning

433
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,470
- and moonwalked here. -

434
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:48,015
Our best to Gil and Jimenez.

435
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,350
Everybody's here. It's great to see you all.

436
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,394
Um... Yeah, you know, it's--

437
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:55,230
It's our-- It's our first, uh, tailgate party

438
00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:57,441
without the big guy. Yeah.

439
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,693
But, uh, we're still gonna live it up.

440
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:02,029
As always, kettle corn, over there,

441
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,697
will be shipped to whoever is closest

442
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,073
to tomorrow's electoral count.

443
00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:07,617
And, uh...

444
00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:08,994
Yeah, this is a tough one.

445
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:11,288
But, uh, we're all gonna stay sane,

446
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:14,458
and we're all gonna stay friends. Yeah?

447
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,043
Uh, thanks to my sis for hosting.

448
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,586
Thank you, sis.

449
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:18,712
Of course.

450
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,715
But, yeah. You know, we-- we-- we, uh...

451
00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:24,051
We didn't know what to do this year.

452
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:27,387
Um... You know...

453
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:32,267
We watch history. We make history,

454
00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:34,978
and then one day, we become it.

455
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,732
So, can I just-- I'd like to ask you all

456
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:42,736
for a moment of silence, if we could, in memory.

457
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:03,131
Thank you. Thank you, y'all.

458
00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:04,800
Sorry.

459
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,303
Uh. It's okay. Hey, man. So, VIP in the house.

460
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:11,348
Mr. Matsson, how are you? Welcome.

461
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:13,225
Thank you. Thank you, everyone. Thank you.

462
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,643
You know, you-- You, uh-- You don't get

463
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:17,312
my sister's triplex in the deal, you know. Don't get greedy.

464
00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:19,981
Well, you know. Hey. We haven't closed yet. So...

465
00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:21,274
We'll see. We'll see what happens.

466
00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:22,567
Nice. Nice. Anyway.

467
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:26,321
Welcome. Uh, uh. You know, my dad-- my dad loved you all.

468
00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:29,783
We love you all. So, uh, let's-- let's have some fun.

469
00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:30,951
Let the games begin.

470
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:33,787
Salud! Cheers. Cheers.

471
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:35,372
All right.

472
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:40,001
Okay. What the fuck is he doing here?

473
00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:42,420
Uh... Yeah, I don't know. Seriously, it's like, the fuck?

474
00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:44,339
He's gonna blow up our spot.

475
00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:47,843
Yeah, yeah. So, apparently, um, Dad invited him, actually.

476
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:50,554
And he emailed a yes, like, four minutes before walking in.

477
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:51,763
Four? - ROMAN: Yeah.

478
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:54,057
- Do we just throw him out, then? - I would love that. No.

479
00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:56,977
But I don't think we can afford to be seen treating him as the enemy.

480
00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:58,854
- Uh-huh. - I think we hang tough. Yeah?

481
00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,981
Just stick to the plan.

482
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,816
Regulatory. You know?

483
00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:04,651
These assholes in here? Our assholes.

484
00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:06,444
Yeah. But what's his fucking game?

485
00:24:06,444 --> 00:24:08,029
Like is he going for freak-out?

486
00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:09,823
Or is he flicking the same beans as us?

487
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,533
Well, how do you wanna play?

488
00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:14,286
Honestly, like, he, like... There's too much peanut butter

489
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,621
between us. Can you stick close?

490
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,499
Yeah, sure.

491
00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:21,001
I think just guide him away

492
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:22,210
from the high-value targets,

493
00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:24,045
refill his glass, run him in circles,

494
00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:25,672
tell people he's Looney Tunes behind his back.

495
00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:27,424
Oh, easy. Keep him from the big wigs.

496
00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:29,634
So, Operation, just like, "Nuke the Luke."

497
00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:31,553
Yeah. - All right. I can do that.

498
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:32,679
Okay. - Let's do it.

499
00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:34,014
Let's smash that Swede.

500
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:36,725
I'm tired. It's a lot, you know, the pre-election prep.

501
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:37,893
You know? - LUKAS MATSSON: Oh, right.

502
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:39,769
- Yeah. I bet, I bet, I bet. - Yeah. It's a lot.

503
00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:41,104
Hey, so are you, uh...

504
00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:45,192
In the company, are you hands-on or more of an overview guy?

505
00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:48,153
Um, I... Interesting.

506
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,822
I... I guess... Well, let me ask you this.

507
00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:53,867
What would you value more highly?

508
00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:55,452
- Really? No. -

509
00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:57,204
Because I like to think that I can do both.

510
00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:59,539
You know, I get my hands dirty and clean noggin,

511
00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:01,500
and, you know, multi-tasker.

512
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,752
Okay. You're kissing my ass.

513
00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:06,379
- No! I'm not kissing your ass, Lukas. - No?

514
00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:09,299
- You're too smart. You'd spot it a mile off. - Yeah.

515
00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,550
- Hey! - Hey.

516
00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:12,219
I'm about to take a shit in your husband's mouth,

517
00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:13,553
and I'm pretty sure he's gonna tell me

518
00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:16,139
No, no. I'm not. I'm not.

519
00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,308
No, but seriously,

520
00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:19,935
it's a really, really nice place.

521
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,228
Thank you. - Thanks.

522
00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:22,979
Uh. who'll get to keep it in the divorce?

523
00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:29,903
Yeah. - Okay, should we, uh...

524
00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:31,071
- Yeah. - ...hit up some people?

525
00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:32,781
Yeah. Good to see you. - Talk to you later.

526
00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:34,074
All right. - Yeah.

527
00:25:34,074 --> 00:25:37,160
It's good to see you. - Yeah, yeah. You too, Gary.

528
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:41,998
Uh, yeah. So, you need to hit Nate, Carly, uh, Valerie first.

529
00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:44,334
- Yeah. - But I need to keep an eye out for my brothers

530
00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,795
and, uh, you just need...

531
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:49,714
You've done this before, so just don't, um...

532
00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:51,508
- You know, don't-- - Don't? What?

533
00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:53,385
If you could-- - Don't scream "people are data"

534
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,803
and stick my dick in the guac?

535
00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:57,138
- Yeah, sure. Don't. Yeah. - Don't do that.

536
00:25:57,138 --> 00:25:59,766
Yeah, you're about to purchase one of the most prized cultural assets

537
00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:01,476
and political communication channels in America,

538
00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:04,771
and you need to prepare the ground because otherwise,

539
00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:06,773
your many fucking enemies will portray you

540
00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:09,442
as some jerk-off coder from Gothenburg. Okay?

541
00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:12,112
I am a jerk-off coder from Gothenburg.

542
00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:14,114
Well... - Right? Right, Ebba?

543
00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,490
- You remember Ebba? - Hi! Yeah.

544
00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:16,825
Good to see you again. How are you?

545
00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:20,036
You too. Oh, I'm, you know, who cares?

546
00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:22,455
"Who cares?" Yeah. Charming.

547
00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:23,790
Okay. Oh, uh, well,

548
00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:26,001
not that you need to do anything about this now,

549
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:28,169
but you should fire your lobbyists. Just so you know.

550
00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:30,505
You need rainmakers and not weather forecasters.

551
00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:34,175
Sure. It-- it's just not really my arena. I'm sorry.

552
00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:35,385
It's more Andreas--

553
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:36,970
You don't have to apologize, Ebba.

554
00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:40,682
It's... It's just information we're sharing. That's all.

555
00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:44,019
It's, um, social anxiety.

556
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:47,063
The only PR person in the world who hates talking to people.

557
00:26:47,063 --> 00:26:48,106
Oh.

558
00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:51,318
Yeah. I don't love parties, but I'm good.

559
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:55,071
Whereas I love them. I do.

560
00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:57,365
- Oh! Great. - Skål.

561
00:26:57,365 --> 00:27:01,661
Yeah. So, I have a number two who's moon-beamed on edibles,

562
00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:03,705
and a communication officer

563
00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:05,332
who's terrified of communicating.

564
00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:07,459
Oh. Brilliant.

565
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:10,503
So, Mogadishu is a no-go.

566
00:27:10,503 --> 00:27:12,380
- Of course. - It's a death sentence.

567
00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:14,424
Frankly, uh, we're insulted.

568
00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:16,968
Oh. Are you? - But I would like

569
00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,428
to roll through all the options.

570
00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:21,431
So, as a brother, what's the top option?

571
00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:23,558
Okay, let me... Let me have a little a look.

572
00:27:23,558 --> 00:27:25,143
I would love to get to Europe.

573
00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:27,187
Can I creep up through the underbelly?

574
00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:28,897
Come up through the Balkans?

575
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,775
A couple of senior departures, Berlin by Christmas?

576
00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:35,111
They may be willing to talk Slovenia or Slovakia.

577
00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:36,237
Mm-hmm?

578
00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:42,035
Mm, yeah, I think I'm a no on the Slos.

579
00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:44,704
What about South Korea? Hmm?

580
00:27:44,704 --> 00:27:49,209
South Korea. Top ten GDP, major geopolitical player.

581
00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:51,878
I feel like that would be tough.

582
00:27:51,878 --> 00:27:55,298
- North Korea? - Oh, easy, my liege.

583
00:27:55,298 --> 00:27:57,967
You don't know. Nobody knows. That's the point.

584
00:27:57,967 --> 00:27:59,969
I could open it up like Nixon did China.

585
00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:02,013
Con, they're not gonna put you anywhere with nukes.

586
00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:03,640
Well, that's insulting. I don't think I wanna go

587
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:04,933
anywhere that doesn't have nukes.

588
00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:07,811
All right. Well, how do you like Oman?

589
00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:10,105
Oman? - ROMAN: Yeah.

590
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:13,024
Poor man's Saudi Arabia or rich man's Yemen?

591
00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:16,069
Hmm. I have to check.

592
00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:18,363
See what my wo-man thinks about O-man.

593
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:19,823
Nice.

594
00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:21,783
- Yup, good. - All right, good.

595
00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:27,914
Well, I-- I guess, essentially, I'm a self-made guy

596
00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:30,792
who came up with a really cool product that people love.

597
00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:33,711
I send you my 9.99 a month. I'm no hater.

598
00:28:33,711 --> 00:28:34,796
'Preciate it.

599
00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:38,091
But Daniel is troubled by out-of-control algos.

600
00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:40,969
- He is worried that you... - Yeah.

601
00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:44,180
...bleep-boop guys are gonna data-mine us all to death.

602
00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:46,266
Yeah, no, no. I-- I totally get that.

603
00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:48,852
And, uh, in terms of all this,

604
00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:51,104
someone's gonna pick up the assets, right?

605
00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:53,064
So... who's that gonna be?

606
00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:58,862
Is it gonna be, and no offense, Shiv, uh, but the failsons?

607
00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:01,698
Really? Is that a good option?

608
00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:03,074
They will do what he did,

609
00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:07,996
but they will do it stupider and uglier, and less amenable.

610
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:09,664
And, surprisingly,

611
00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:12,041
Lukas is actually pretty amenable.

612
00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:13,585
- Amenable? - Yes.

613
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,044
What about leadership at ATN?

614
00:29:15,044 --> 00:29:18,756
Well, I would definitely make some major leadership changes

615
00:29:18,756 --> 00:29:21,092
Really?

616
00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:23,011
Oh...

617
00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:26,723
Oh, Tom.

618
00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:31,603
I can't wiggle my way in there.

619
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:35,064
He's just busy slobbering up Nate with Shiv.

620
00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:37,317
They're just talking, Greg.

621
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:42,280
Uh, can you... Can you push a few more of these?

622
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,115
Um, and-- No, actually, put them away

623
00:29:44,115 --> 00:29:46,367
so we create a kind of scarcity thing?

624
00:29:47,785 --> 00:29:50,079
- Hey, man. - Hey, man. Brother.

625
00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:53,791
Been a minute. Listen, uh...

626
00:29:53,791 --> 00:29:55,543
I know we haven't had a chance to talk.

627
00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:57,170
I'm sorry, man.

628
00:29:58,004 --> 00:29:59,672
- Yeah. - He was, um...

629
00:30:01,799 --> 00:30:03,968
What can I say? Jesus. I can't imagine.

630
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:05,678
Yeah, it's tough, but, uh,

631
00:30:05,678 --> 00:30:08,806
you know, life keeps a-rollin', right?

632
00:30:09,682 --> 00:30:11,226
But you, man.

633
00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:13,603
You throwin' off some kingmaker vibes.

634
00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:16,105
Fuck, yeah. How's Daniel?

635
00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:18,149
- Can I shoot you names? Uh... - Mm.

636
00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:19,609
You know, you can make a decent, uh...

637
00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:21,736
You can make a decent cabinet for my fucking poker night.

638
00:30:21,736 --> 00:30:25,573
Sure, yeah, yeah. The activists would love that.

639
00:30:25,573 --> 00:30:28,493
Look, dude, I'm just gonna give you my rap straight.

640
00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:31,371
- Okay? Is that okay? - Uh...

641
00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:34,874
I think we could be really good for you guys.

642
00:30:34,874 --> 00:30:38,836
Like, I'm talking major reset of the dialogue,

643
00:30:38,836 --> 00:30:42,090
which I am personally invested in.

644
00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:44,551
But that only happens if this deal goes away.

645
00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:48,429
Hm. Uh-huh.

646
00:30:48,429 --> 00:30:50,807
Yeah, you know, board-wise, shareholder-wise,

647
00:30:50,807 --> 00:30:52,475
we can't come out publicly. But the deal,

648
00:30:52,475 --> 00:30:56,104
you should know the deal is headed to the woodshed.

649
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,565
GoJo has had incredible growth. He's a charismatic figure,

650
00:30:58,565 --> 00:30:59,857
but he's gonna get wrung out.

651
00:30:59,857 --> 00:31:03,695
And, you know, there is really legitimate concern here.

652
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:06,698
DOJ or FTC balking at the sports overlap?

653
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,575
The FCC over foreign ownership of broadcast?

654
00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:10,326
Uh-oh. He's pitching me.

655
00:31:10,326 --> 00:31:11,744
No, I'm s-- I'm telling you.

656
00:31:11,744 --> 00:31:15,123
I think maybe CFIUS might have a word to say about Matsson's,

657
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:18,960
you know, extreme political positions

658
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,129
and fucking Holocaust jokes.

659
00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:25,383
Sure. So, uh, so what?

660
00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:29,345
So, you guys come out for regulation pretty soon,

661
00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:32,390
and we give you a better ride in the first hundred days.

662
00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:35,685
Man, I forgot how eager you were to get laid at a party.

663
00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:37,478
Let me check in.

664
00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:40,815
Cool. All right. Love it. Would love to get laid.

665
00:31:43,359 --> 00:31:44,819
Could we have the room?

666
00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:50,450
So, you're doing great. Yeah, eminently plausible.

667
00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,035
Yeah? Really?

668
00:31:52,035 --> 00:31:54,245
- Yeah, yeah. You're doing good. Yeah. - All right. Nice, nice.

669
00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:56,289
Nate, I think, really liked talking to you.

670
00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:57,415
And Carly loved you.

671
00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:58,791
- So, yeah. - Oh, cool, cool.

672
00:31:58,791 --> 00:32:01,836
I wasn't sure, 'cause I don't always read people great. So...

673
00:32:01,836 --> 00:32:03,963
Yeah, no, it's good. You're good.

674
00:32:03,963 --> 00:32:05,340
Yeah, you've hit the A-team,

675
00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:07,091
and so now, I think we should build your profile with the...

676
00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:09,135
the op-ed narcissists and the Beltway psychos.

677
00:32:09,135 --> 00:32:10,386
All right. Bang, bang, bang!

678
00:32:10,386 --> 00:32:12,305
- Yeah, sure. Yeah. - I like this. I like this.

679
00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:14,515
You know, I thought these people would be very complicated,

680
00:32:14,515 --> 00:32:15,767
but it's... they're not.

681
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:18,186
It's basically just, like, money and gossip.

682
00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:19,771
- That's it. - Oh, yeah. No, that's all it is.

683
00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,814
Just money and gossip. That's everything.

684
00:32:21,814 --> 00:32:24,192
All right. Well, take me down to the paradise city!

685
00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,818
- Let's do this! - Great! Well. Mm.

686
00:32:25,818 --> 00:32:27,153
Uh... At this point,

687
00:32:27,153 --> 00:32:28,863
I think I would like to ask the question,

688
00:32:28,863 --> 00:32:32,325
not that I don't love heaving you around like a great lump of pine

689
00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:34,202
and making you shine. Uh...

690
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:37,205
But what have you done for me lately?

691
00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:41,334
Okay, well, uh...

692
00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:45,213
What do you want?

693
00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,091
I-- I really like talking to you.

694
00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:50,051
So, you-- you can have...

695
00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:51,594
You can have whatever you want.

696
00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:56,099
Okay, so this situation's not without risk for me.

697
00:32:56,099 --> 00:32:58,976
So if I was to move to actively engage

698
00:32:58,976 --> 00:33:00,436
in assisting you with the acquisition,

699
00:33:00,436 --> 00:33:01,646
then I would need to know

700
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:04,982
that it leads to a very, very, very significant role.

701
00:33:04,982 --> 00:33:08,194
- Three verys. Wow. - Yeah.

702
00:33:08,194 --> 00:33:10,279
Okay. Okay. - Mm-hmm.

703
00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:12,073
Carry on.

704
00:33:12,073 --> 00:33:14,951
So, I know the company. I know everything.

705
00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:17,662
I know my way around. I'm collaborative.

706
00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:20,707
I have the name. I am...

707
00:33:20,707 --> 00:33:23,459
I'm hot shit and I'm ready to go. Okay?

708
00:33:25,628 --> 00:33:27,463
Okay, um...

709
00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:30,591
- Can I think? - No.

710
00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:34,429
All right. Uh...

711
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,223
Okay, uh...

712
00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:38,725
Let's-- I would hate to lose you.

713
00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:40,309
So-- so let's, um...

714
00:33:40,309 --> 00:33:42,645
Why-- why don't we circle back in a bit?

715
00:33:42,645 --> 00:33:44,439
- Okay? Okay. - Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure. Of course.

716
00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,857
- Yeah. - Yeah.

717
00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:47,400
You are doing good out there, you know?

718
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,902
All right. - You're like a self-teaching AI.

719
00:33:49,902 --> 00:33:52,155
I'm just gonna take five, and then I'll be back

720
00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:53,948
with the dipshits and limpdicks.

721
00:33:53,948 --> 00:33:55,116
Yeah, sure.

722
00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:01,956
Hey, hey. Hey, Bony Moronie.

723
00:34:01,956 --> 00:34:03,583
What's up? - Can you lend a hand?

724
00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:05,793
- Uh... - Matsson.

725
00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:08,421
Can you, like, look after him?

726
00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:11,257
Uh, yeah. I... I guess he occasionally

727
00:34:11,257 --> 00:34:15,636
has expressed a distaste, uh, in the past, for...

728
00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:17,346
my particular flavor of me.

729
00:34:17,346 --> 00:34:19,348
Just find him a blunt. Or something stronger. - GREG: Yeah?

730
00:34:19,348 --> 00:34:22,477
Point his dick in the direction of some fissile material. Yeah?

731
00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:24,103
- Yeah. Okay. - You got it.

732
00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:25,271
I can try.

733
00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:32,320
So, Tom, are you going to imperil democracy tomorrow?

734
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,447
Yeah. "You against the wall.

735
00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:35,656
You against the wall.

736
00:34:35,656 --> 00:34:37,700
You're a nice guy. You can live. Bang, bang, bang, bang!"

737
00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:40,369
- Oh, yeah. Come on, please. - That's what I'll do.

738
00:34:40,369 --> 00:34:43,539
I can assure you Mr. Mild here is a one-pepper menu item.

739
00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:44,791
Thank you, dear.

740
00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:46,626
And plans after the deal goes through?

741
00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:49,545
I hear you may be headed elsewhere.

742
00:34:49,545 --> 00:34:52,340
Oh, well, you know, I've always got options.

743
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,050
Why? Wh-- what did you hear?

744
00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:57,303
Well, maybe I heard wrong. - TOM: Uh-huh.

745
00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:02,308
- Uh... Okay, okay. Um... - Sorry. Excuse me, Scott.

746
00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:07,271
That is some top-shelf rat-fucking there.

747
00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:09,482
- Yeah, bye-bye. Yeah, yeah. - Something juicy?

748
00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:10,983
The deep dive on Matsson. It's pretty juicy.

749
00:35:10,983 --> 00:35:13,861
Apparently, he's been creeping on Ebba, his comms.

750
00:35:13,861 --> 00:35:15,488
Sending her some weird shit.

751
00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:16,739
Blood, bits of hair.

752
00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:18,157
- Perhaps some other things. - Num, num, num.

753
00:35:18,157 --> 00:35:19,575
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Nate. Hey, Nate.

754
00:35:19,575 --> 00:35:21,285
You want in on this? - You're gonna want in on this.

755
00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:23,454
Yeah, you wanna hear something nasty about someone terrible?

756
00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:24,664
Matsson shit. - Um, sure.

757
00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:27,166
- Um, I gotta go. - You're going?

758
00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:29,377
- Yeah. - Okay, but we're good

759
00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:31,379
on the situation?

760
00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:32,755
Daniel's people aren't too comfortable

761
00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:34,423
with me rubbing shoulders with you.

762
00:35:34,423 --> 00:35:39,637
And, uh, yeah, Coop... likes to yap and, uh...

763
00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:41,973
Um, yeah. Looks a little cozy. So...

764
00:35:42,890 --> 00:35:44,016
Okay, but...

765
00:35:44,016 --> 00:35:45,560
But, you know, I think there is something here.

766
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,812
These are legitimate concerns.

767
00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:50,189
I mean, just tell Daniel. I mean...

768
00:35:50,189 --> 00:35:52,441
we can make primetime safe for you.

769
00:35:52,441 --> 00:35:55,528
- I'm gonna be straight with you. - All we need is one sentence signaling to the markets...

770
00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:58,406
I don't feel comfortable with the tenor of this conversation.

771
00:35:58,406 --> 00:36:00,825
You don't feel comfortable with the tenor of this conversation?

772
00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:03,119
Don't play hall monitor with me, bro.

773
00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:05,746
Right? I know you.

774
00:36:05,746 --> 00:36:07,373
- I know who you are, my friend. - Ken.

775
00:36:07,373 --> 00:36:09,542
I don't know what you think this is. I'm not Gil.

776
00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:12,670
You're not Logan. That's a good thing.

777
00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:14,630
I'll see ya.

778
00:36:20,636 --> 00:36:24,307
And so, where would we live, exactly, in Oman?

779
00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:28,060
In Muscat, I should think. In a compound.

780
00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:30,771
Okay, but would it be above ground?

781
00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:32,899
Of course, above ground, Willa.

782
00:36:32,899 --> 00:36:35,443
"Pearl of Arabia."

783
00:36:35,985 --> 00:36:37,403
- Huh? - Okay.

784
00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:40,364
"The Sultan's word has the force of the law."

785
00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:41,324
- Mm-hmm. - Great.

786
00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:42,783
At the airport, we'd walk right through.

787
00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:44,035
Okay.

788
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:46,621
- And this is for Mencken? - Mm-hmm.

789
00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:49,081
You know, all my family and friends hate Mencken.

790
00:36:49,081 --> 00:36:51,626
Diplomatic plates. You can park anywhere.

791
00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:54,128
You can basically drive on the sidewalk. The police can't touch you.

792
00:36:54,128 --> 00:36:56,255
Running people over is not a selling point.

793
00:37:05,222 --> 00:37:07,975
Fucking Greg.

794
00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:10,019
- Hey. My Swedish friends. - Hey. Yeah.

795
00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:12,897
Nice to see you.

796
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,148
Yo! - LUKAS: Ja!

797
00:37:15,232 --> 00:37:16,651
Hey!

798
00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:18,569
You fucking dingleberry.

799
00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:20,613
Dude, I'm on a charm offensive here.

800
00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:22,073
Can you be kind?

801
00:37:23,157 --> 00:37:24,367
Would you like to join us?

802
00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:25,952
Would you like to fuck off?

803
00:37:27,036 --> 00:37:28,496
My God!

804
00:37:29,538 --> 00:37:31,248
Seriously, Oskar. I'm gonna fire you.

805
00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:35,336
Okay, Ebba. Can you fire him, please?

806
00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:37,046
Can you?

807
00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:40,675
Oh, I'm sorry. Is this boring you?

808
00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:42,843
I've seen him cut your balls a hundred times.

809
00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:44,387
Yeah, it's a little bit boring.

810
00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:47,181
Look at him! Sadistic face, he loves it.

811
00:37:47,181 --> 00:37:49,016
- I do! - He loves being fired.

812
00:37:49,016 --> 00:37:51,727
I would... I would like to fire Ebba, though.

813
00:37:52,269 --> 00:37:53,354
- Yeah? - Yeah.

814
00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:55,314
But I can't because she's, uh,

815
00:37:55,314 --> 00:37:57,733
created and fostered this, uh, situation

816
00:37:57,733 --> 00:37:59,402
in which I find it very difficult

817
00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:00,528
to do what I want.

818
00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:02,113
I'm not saying you've done it on purpose,

819
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:05,241
but it is quite interesting

820
00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:07,076
that you have sort of tenure

821
00:38:08,202 --> 00:38:09,286
'cause we've mingled.

822
00:38:09,286 --> 00:38:11,330
- Lukas. - Ebba.

823
00:38:11,330 --> 00:38:13,958
I'm not sure if you're kidding but, uh...

824
00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:16,252
I could help.

825
00:38:17,211 --> 00:38:19,672
- I'd fire her if you want. - Yeah?

826
00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:21,716
Yeah. I'd fire her right now.

827
00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:26,971
I've got some recent experience in this, uh, arena.

828
00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:30,391
- Would you do that for me? - Instantly. Sure.

829
00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:31,892
It's on. Guys.

830
00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:34,353
Guys, gather 'round.

831
00:38:34,353 --> 00:38:37,148
This guy is about to fire my senior comms.

832
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,317
Uh-- No hard feelings. - The jokes are funny.

833
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,860
The jokes are very funny.

834
00:38:43,195 --> 00:38:45,364
Ebba! Ebba! - OSKAR: Wow!

835
00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:46,949
Come on!

836
00:38:46,949 --> 00:38:50,369
You know what, Lukas? I wish you would fire me.

837
00:38:50,369 --> 00:38:52,246
Ebba! Ebba!

838
00:38:52,246 --> 00:38:56,042
- Ebba! - Ebba!

839
00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:58,335
It's not the attitude

840
00:38:58,335 --> 00:39:01,130
of the employee that we want at our company.

841
00:39:09,930 --> 00:39:10,931
You okay?

842
00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:15,436
- Hi. - We-- we-- We just-- We saw...

843
00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:17,438
You know, we just wanted to make sure...

844
00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:20,524
Check in, make sure you're okay, like, on a human level.

845
00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:21,650
- We-- We saw... - Yeah.

846
00:39:21,650 --> 00:39:23,069
Yeah. Like, are you... You good?

847
00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:25,237
I-- I'm-- I'm really-- I'm totally fine.

848
00:39:25,237 --> 00:39:26,739
Don't worry about it.

849
00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:28,741
All right. Well, good. That's good to hear. Okay.

850
00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:30,409
- Right? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

851
00:39:30,409 --> 00:39:31,702
Totally.

852
00:39:31,702 --> 00:39:33,287
He seems kind of awful.

853
00:39:35,247 --> 00:39:36,624
We've...

854
00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:40,002
You know, we-- we built his whole rep.

855
00:39:41,295 --> 00:39:43,297
He's not even a real coder.

856
00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:45,883
Someone gave him, like, a box of tech,

857
00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:48,552
and he took it to market, you know? "Bravo."

858
00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:50,096
Yeah. Bravo.

859
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:52,348
Well, yeah, we just wanted to say

860
00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:56,435
we-- we-- we sympathize with all the shit.

861
00:39:56,435 --> 00:39:59,939
Well, I'll be out in February anyway. So...

862
00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:01,107
Really? That's a shame.

863
00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:05,069
And... is that because of the...

864
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:08,906
sending you of, you know, whatnots?

865
00:40:09,865 --> 00:40:14,245
What? No. It's... I mean...

866
00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:16,872
That's pretty much the least of his worries right now.

867
00:40:16,872 --> 00:40:20,000
Okay. All right. Because...

868
00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:23,671
India. Right.

869
00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:26,340
Uh, and I feel like I know this,

870
00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:27,967
but what are the details here with that?

871
00:40:29,426 --> 00:40:30,469
The details?

872
00:40:30,469 --> 00:40:32,805
Oh, yeah. I'm gonna give you all the details.

873
00:40:32,805 --> 00:40:34,807
- Sure. - Right.

874
00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:36,934
Can I-- Can I get-- Can I bum a smoke?

875
00:40:37,726 --> 00:40:38,769
- Yeah. - Thank you.

876
00:40:38,769 --> 00:40:39,854
Sure.

877
00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:49,697
So, ATN is saying, "Dems Positive Polls a Radical Misinformation Plot."

878
00:40:49,697 --> 00:40:52,116
- Ballsy. - Like to keep things peppery.

879
00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:55,077
I mean, did we mention he's tired? Yeah.

880
00:40:55,077 --> 00:40:56,704
I guess he can't be across everything,

881
00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:58,998
can you, tired boy? Hey?

882
00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:00,875
But you should call Pam on that

883
00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:02,710
'cause, you know, everyone here is needling me. So...

884
00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:04,962
Then you should tell them to stop wetting their pants.

885
00:41:04,962 --> 00:41:06,380
Okay. Well, I get that, Tom.

886
00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:08,883
But, also, you heard about the Phoenix thing?

887
00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:11,385
The O'Malleys firebombed a fucking campaign office?

888
00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:12,803
Scary shit. Exactly.

889
00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:15,389
A firecracker. A pair of firecrackers taped together.

890
00:41:15,389 --> 00:41:17,892
Uh, pardon, pardon. Sorry. May we borrow the lady

891
00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:19,226
- for a second? - Sure. Oh, sure.

892
00:41:19,226 --> 00:41:20,728
Thank you, Tom. - TOM: Don't mind me. I'm getting fired.

893
00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:22,688
- Guess what? - What? The Phoenix thing?

894
00:41:22,688 --> 00:41:24,356
- It's pretty wild. - Nope.

895
00:41:24,356 --> 00:41:26,066
Matsson's numbers are funky.

896
00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:27,985
Mm-hmm. - Uh...

897
00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:29,862
Sorry, what the fuck are you talking about?

898
00:41:29,862 --> 00:41:33,032
Yeah, Ebba spilled. Screwy metrics in India.

899
00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:34,658
Matsson has been peddling bundles

900
00:41:34,658 --> 00:41:36,243
of South Asian packing peanuts.

901
00:41:36,243 --> 00:41:38,495
What? You mean, like...

902
00:41:38,495 --> 00:41:40,247
Okay. So, significant numbers?

903
00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:43,000
Yeah, yeah, we think so. Big, big.

904
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,752
I fucking knew he was a bullshitter.

905
00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:47,004
- I'm telling you, new money. -

906
00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:48,881
You gotta hold those fresh bills to the light.

907
00:41:48,881 --> 00:41:50,507
Uh-huh. Wow!

908
00:41:51,091 --> 00:41:53,135
Okay. Wha-- Fuck.

909
00:41:53,135 --> 00:41:54,595
Mm-hmm.

910
00:41:54,595 --> 00:41:56,931
You said a hundred scalps in three days?

911
00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:58,432
Mm-hmm. Hundred.

912
00:41:58,432 --> 00:42:01,101
Mr. Nephew. That's a...

913
00:42:01,101 --> 00:42:02,603
That's quite a number. I...

914
00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:05,397
I thought you were backwash at the bottom of the gene pool,

915
00:42:05,397 --> 00:42:08,234
but this is something else.

916
00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:10,277
- You're the real deal. - Yes, you underestimated me,

917
00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:12,196
and that's exactly how I wanted it, Lukas.

918
00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:13,572
I believe I might have.

919
00:42:13,572 --> 00:42:17,743
Mm. Well, how did you do it?

920
00:42:17,743 --> 00:42:20,329
Uh, I don't know, I just do it.

921
00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:22,081
Just jackknife right in there. - LUKAS: Yeah.

922
00:42:22,081 --> 00:42:24,625
- And slit their throat. -

923
00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:26,877
It must feel, afterwards, a bit...

924
00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:28,629
a little bit shitty, right?

925
00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:32,091
Honestly, not really.

926
00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:35,135
HR says I'm the right guy for the job

927
00:42:35,135 --> 00:42:37,972
because it looks like I care but I don't.

928
00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:41,892
- Not a good person. - No, I am. I am. It's just...

929
00:42:43,435 --> 00:42:46,313
you gotta do what you gotta do, right?

930
00:42:46,313 --> 00:42:47,773
Do you though?

931
00:42:47,773 --> 00:42:50,359
- Hey, there she is. - Hey.

932
00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:52,695
Hey. - Welcome to the kids table!

933
00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:54,655
Can I, uh, talk to you for a second?

934
00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:57,783
Oh, yeah. Is it time to up the periscopes?

935
00:42:57,783 --> 00:43:00,577
Um, yeah. Sorry to break up the brains trust.

936
00:43:00,577 --> 00:43:02,079
You sit, Slim Reaper.

937
00:43:02,788 --> 00:43:04,707
A butcher with a smile.

938
00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:07,001
What's, uh...

939
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,004
Why... why... Why are we running?

940
00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:13,215
- Is there a fire or what? - Uh, yeah, there might be.

941
00:43:13,215 --> 00:43:14,633
So, what's your...

942
00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:16,844
What's happening with your numbers?

943
00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:20,347
- What numbers? - What numbers? Lukas.

944
00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:23,017
Oh, in-- Oh, in India?

945
00:43:23,475 --> 00:43:24,643
Yeah.

946
00:43:24,643 --> 00:43:26,353
Is this Ebba or Oskar?

947
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:29,481
Huh. Okay.

948
00:43:29,481 --> 00:43:31,942
Um...

949
00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:36,655
Uh, well, we... we... we... we... We have a...

950
00:43:36,655 --> 00:43:38,866
There's a little issue, uh, that we're looking into,

951
00:43:38,866 --> 00:43:40,492
with subscriber numbers,

952
00:43:40,492 --> 00:43:42,995
uh, being, uh... being bullshit and...

953
00:43:42,995 --> 00:43:45,039
Well, not bullshit. But, um...

954
00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:47,416
A little... a little bit bullshit.

955
00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:49,209
What does "a little bit bullshit" mean?

956
00:43:49,209 --> 00:43:51,670
Uh... Well, maybe we discovered a metrics error

957
00:43:51,670 --> 00:43:53,922
that has overstated our subs in India.

958
00:43:53,922 --> 00:43:55,632
Like, by quite a...

959
00:43:55,632 --> 00:43:58,510
Like if there were two Indias, it would make sense.

960
00:43:58,510 --> 00:44:00,804
- You "maybe" discovered? - Yeah.

961
00:44:00,804 --> 00:44:02,973
But there isn't two Indias. There's only one India.

962
00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:04,725
- No. Yeah. - And it's...

963
00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:06,769
It's just-- It's a long story. But it's, like, you know.

964
00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:09,646
It's an emerging market. It's... it's all wet cement.

965
00:44:09,646 --> 00:44:12,524
- It's, um... - So, stock and cash deal,

966
00:44:12,524 --> 00:44:15,277
the board would be well within their rights to pull out.

967
00:44:15,277 --> 00:44:18,322
You know-- You know that, obviously, so how are you...

968
00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:20,366
What are you... When are you addressing?

969
00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:23,077
- Like, how are you handling? - I'm not gonna-- I don't...

970
00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:26,372
I don't want some forum monkeys just shorting me.

971
00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:28,374
I don't... I don't like when people get into me.

972
00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:29,917
It's gonna get out eventually.

973
00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:33,670
Well, or we buy Waystar, and it gets lost in the deal dazzle.

974
00:44:33,670 --> 00:44:36,340
SEC, DOJ, is this...

975
00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:38,759
- Is this even legal? - Well, we close quickly,

976
00:44:38,759 --> 00:44:40,594
and then shit will get crazy good.

977
00:44:42,429 --> 00:44:45,307
By next quarter, the numbers will be real, probably.

978
00:44:45,307 --> 00:44:47,434
- Uh-huh. -

979
00:44:47,434 --> 00:44:49,937
Come on. It's... It's kind of funny though, isn't it?

980
00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:51,688
- Uh... - All right. I know it's--

981
00:44:51,688 --> 00:44:54,024
I know it's pretty bad. I know it's pretty bad.

982
00:44:54,024 --> 00:44:55,734
Yeah.

983
00:44:55,734 --> 00:44:57,611
You can fix it though, right?

984
00:44:58,737 --> 00:44:59,905
- Right? - Oh! Yeah, sure.

985
00:44:59,905 --> 00:45:02,408
I'll just build another fucking India.

986
00:45:02,408 --> 00:45:04,326
Love that. Build another India.

987
00:45:05,494 --> 00:45:07,079
Yeah. That's my girl.

988
00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:14,002
Fuck me.

989
00:45:19,049 --> 00:45:20,843
Hey. Hey, Gerri.

990
00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:23,137
Let me guess. "I'll have a martini."

991
00:45:24,221 --> 00:45:25,305
Can we chat about stuff?

992
00:45:25,305 --> 00:45:26,974
I have some thoughts and might need your advice.

993
00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:30,018
- No. - No? Just no?

994
00:45:30,018 --> 00:45:32,688
- Gerri? Gerri. - What?

995
00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:34,314
The thing, that wasn't...

996
00:45:34,314 --> 00:45:36,733
The firing-you thing? That wasn't real.

997
00:45:36,733 --> 00:45:38,277
- No? - No.

998
00:45:38,277 --> 00:45:40,529
No, it was like in the heat of the...

999
00:45:40,529 --> 00:45:42,364
- You know? You know. - No.

1000
00:45:42,364 --> 00:45:44,283
No? Okay. Well, come on. Let's...

1001
00:45:44,283 --> 00:45:46,952
Let's have a fuckin' chat, okay?

1002
00:45:46,952 --> 00:45:49,121
I'll, uh... I'll stand in a cupboard and jerk off

1003
00:45:49,121 --> 00:45:51,665
while you explain to me what the SEC is, okay?

1004
00:45:53,333 --> 00:45:55,544
Oh, really? No? Too soon?

1005
00:45:55,544 --> 00:45:57,379
What do you want? You want, like, a sorry?

1006
00:45:57,379 --> 00:45:58,922
I got a whole purse full of sorries.

1007
00:45:58,922 --> 00:45:59,882
I'm sorry.

1008
00:45:59,882 --> 00:46:02,509
- I'm out. I'm done. - Bullshit.

1009
00:46:02,509 --> 00:46:03,802
Dad fired people all the time.

1010
00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:05,971
I was just feeling kind of fire-ish.

1011
00:46:05,971 --> 00:46:08,348
Look, I have some requirements you should know about.

1012
00:46:08,348 --> 00:46:09,516
Mm-hmm.

1013
00:46:09,516 --> 00:46:11,268
Several of which have been officially communicated,

1014
00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:14,771
and some that I thought I should, uh, you know,

1015
00:46:15,564 --> 00:46:17,316
- say in person. - Okay. Ooh!

1016
00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:19,818
Robo-Gerri. Scary. - GERRI KELLMAN: First of all, I want money.

1017
00:46:19,818 --> 00:46:21,653
- Mm-hmm. - Eye-watering sums.

1018
00:46:21,653 --> 00:46:23,572
Hundreds of millions of dollars.

1019
00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:24,865
No. Pass.

1020
00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:28,410
- So, I have retained personal reputation management. - Mm-hmm.

1021
00:46:28,410 --> 00:46:30,579
And they will be on the line when Karolina

1022
00:46:30,579 --> 00:46:34,708
does her background briefings off a set of my bullet points.

1023
00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:37,669
Mm-hmm. I will set off your bullet points.

1024
00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:39,505
And if I ever get a whiff

1025
00:46:39,505 --> 00:46:41,548
of anything undermining my narrative

1026
00:46:41,548 --> 00:46:44,134
- anytime in the next five years... - Mm-hmm.

1027
00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:45,802
I will sue and I will go public...

1028
00:46:45,802 --> 00:46:48,722
- So stupid. - ...with the many, many pictures of your genitalia

1029
00:46:48,722 --> 00:46:50,682
- that I have in my possession. - All right. Great. Mm-hmm.

1030
00:46:50,682 --> 00:46:52,392
- Have I made myself clear? - Yes, absolutely.

1031
00:46:52,392 --> 00:46:54,853
It's been a pleasure working with you, Gerri. Thanks.

1032
00:46:54,853 --> 00:46:56,438
I could have got you there.

1033
00:46:59,441 --> 00:47:01,401
But no. Nope.

1034
00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:02,861
Nope.

1035
00:47:03,779 --> 00:47:04,821
See ya.

1036
00:47:14,831 --> 00:47:16,208
Okay.

1037
00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:19,628
Hey, Con. Can we, uh... Can we settle this now?

1038
00:47:19,628 --> 00:47:22,673
Everyone is quite freaked out about this political firebombing

1039
00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:23,757
- in Arizona. - Oh, yeah.

1040
00:47:23,757 --> 00:47:25,008
The pop-pops in Phoenix?

1041
00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:26,552
Yeah. - The wastepaper basket on fire?

1042
00:47:26,552 --> 00:47:28,595
I think a file cabinet was in the ICU. Can we draft?

1043
00:47:28,595 --> 00:47:31,098
Well, actually, there's been a...

1044
00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:32,224
slight change of heart.

1045
00:47:32,224 --> 00:47:34,268
Get the fuck outta here. You got it.

1046
00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:35,561
You got your bauble. It's great.

1047
00:47:35,561 --> 00:47:37,938
Let's write up a fucking statement, okay?

1048
00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:39,064
Wind up the old fax machine

1049
00:47:39,064 --> 00:47:40,983
and fart it out to your oddball army, okay?

1050
00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:43,902
We wonder, Roman, if he might have...

1051
00:47:43,902 --> 00:47:45,404
invested too much in this campaign

1052
00:47:45,404 --> 00:47:47,656
to just, you know, drop out now. Yeah.

1053
00:47:47,656 --> 00:47:49,992
Mm-hmm. That's so cool. You tried. You failed.

1054
00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:51,535
You move on. Find something new.

1055
00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:52,703
He's fought hard.

1056
00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:54,246
And we wanna find out what might happen, okay?

1057
00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:56,039
He might write, you know, a book about this,

1058
00:47:56,039 --> 00:47:57,749
- or a speaker circuit, or-- - Hey!

1059
00:47:57,749 --> 00:47:59,418
Nothing is gonna happen. Okay?

1060
00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:01,545
Anything might happen tomorrow, actually.

1061
00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:02,838
Really? Anything? - Mm.

1062
00:48:02,838 --> 00:48:04,756
Yes, see? Because that's the beauty of this little system

1063
00:48:04,756 --> 00:48:06,133
that we have called democracy.

1064
00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:08,635
Con! Man! Eat the fucking carrot. Okay?

1065
00:48:08,635 --> 00:48:10,470
Everyone in this room thinks you're a fucking joke.

1066
00:48:10,470 --> 00:48:12,681
So tell your "wife" to shut the fuck up,

1067
00:48:12,681 --> 00:48:15,017
cover her shoulders, and pack a fucking bag for Oman, okay?

1068
00:48:15,017 --> 00:48:17,227
- Rome. Rome. - I'm talking here. It's okay.

1069
00:48:17,227 --> 00:48:18,312
Easy.

1070
00:48:20,606 --> 00:48:23,775
There's one person here who doesn't think I'm a joke.

1071
00:48:23,775 --> 00:48:24,818
Mm-hmm.

1072
00:48:24,818 --> 00:48:27,487
So that's who I'm gonna listen to, okay?

1073
00:48:27,487 --> 00:48:29,448
That's smart. Yeah, listen to her.

1074
00:48:29,448 --> 00:48:31,074
Willa, honey? - Yeah?

1075
00:48:31,074 --> 00:48:33,452
Bye. Nice to meet you. Pleasure, sir.

1076
00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:35,120
You got my vote, a hundred percent,

1077
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,998
- if I could vote. - I'm trying to help you, man. I am trying to help ya.

1078
00:48:41,084 --> 00:48:42,461
Really nice party.

1079
00:48:43,378 --> 00:48:44,838
Cool, cool family.

1080
00:48:44,838 --> 00:48:46,757
Oh. Thanks, man. Tweet about it.

1081
00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:50,510
So, who's, uh...

1082
00:48:50,510 --> 00:48:53,221
Who's going out tonight in this shitty fucking town?

1083
00:48:53,221 --> 00:48:54,306
Anyone?

1084
00:48:54,306 --> 00:48:56,558
I gotta say, it's pretty depressing from up here.

1085
00:48:56,558 --> 00:48:58,977
You can really see how second-world it is.

1086
00:48:58,977 --> 00:49:01,480
I don't know, pretty happening town, famously.

1087
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:02,564
Really? Is it though?

1088
00:49:02,564 --> 00:49:04,566
- Yeah. - Compared to Singapore, Seoul,

1089
00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:06,902
it's like Legoland.

1090
00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:08,654
You know we still run shit, though?

1091
00:49:08,654 --> 00:49:11,448
Hmm. Like as in, "Only in New York."

1092
00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:13,533
Yeah. - Right. Okay.

1093
00:49:13,533 --> 00:49:15,160
Well, uh, nothing happens in New York

1094
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,370
that doesn't happen everywhere.

1095
00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:18,747
You should get that written on a cup. Right?

1096
00:49:18,747 --> 00:49:20,165
Shouldn't he get that written on a cup?

1097
00:49:20,165 --> 00:49:21,667
Like, that would look so cool.

1098
00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:24,503
You could sell that in a... in a head shop in Rotterdam.

1099
00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:26,380
Could be a... a good business for you.

1100
00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:27,631
Mm-hmm.

1101
00:49:27,631 --> 00:49:29,841
'Cause I hear you might need some new revenue streams.

1102
00:49:29,841 --> 00:49:31,885
Yeah.

1103
00:49:31,885 --> 00:49:35,681
Hey, really, really good presentation by the way.

1104
00:49:35,681 --> 00:49:37,224
Loved it.

1105
00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:39,309
Can't wait to get into those predictions, man.

1106
00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:40,852
Those meaty predictions. - KENDALL: Oh, yeah.

1107
00:49:40,852 --> 00:49:42,312
Yes! Gonna be fun. - KENDALL: Yeah? Yeah?

1108
00:49:42,312 --> 00:49:44,731
I'm excited about that. Estimates. You know, estimates.

1109
00:49:44,731 --> 00:49:48,151
Yup. - But you, man. Your numbers.

1110
00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:52,072
Exploding, right? Like, literally unbelievable.

1111
00:49:52,072 --> 00:49:55,701
Well, thank you. Thank you. And congrats to you as well,

1112
00:49:55,701 --> 00:49:57,661
'cause I hear your numbers are gay.

1113
00:49:57,661 --> 00:49:59,788
My numbers are... are what? - LUKAS: Gay.

1114
00:49:59,788 --> 00:50:01,707
My numbers are gay? - LUKAS: Yeah.

1115
00:50:01,707 --> 00:50:05,127
You have this, uh, cute little valuation,

1116
00:50:05,127 --> 00:50:07,921
and your numbers just came out as gay.

1117
00:50:07,921 --> 00:50:09,923
That's kinda homophobic, man.

1118
00:50:09,923 --> 00:50:12,342
Dude. Just let the wave hit you.

1119
00:50:12,342 --> 00:50:13,844
Float out.

1120
00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:15,554
I think I am the wave though, actually.

1121
00:50:15,554 --> 00:50:18,932
You think you are the wave? Because you love the deal?

1122
00:50:18,932 --> 00:50:21,268
Are you kidding? Biggest over-pay in history.

1123
00:50:21,268 --> 00:50:22,644
Okay.

1124
00:50:22,644 --> 00:50:24,104
Love it. All right, well--

1125
00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:26,732
Love the deal. - Whoo! Love the deal.

1126
00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:28,316
Love the deal.

1127
00:50:28,650 --> 00:50:29,901
Whoo!

1128
00:50:29,901 --> 00:50:32,904
- Come on. Come on. Come on, brother. - Love it! Love the deal.

1129
00:50:34,406 --> 00:50:37,284
Yes.

1130
00:50:37,284 --> 00:50:38,577
Love the deal.

1131
00:50:38,577 --> 00:50:41,413
Love the deal! Love the deal.

1132
00:50:41,413 --> 00:50:43,915
The fuck? Bit of a show. - KENDALL: Hugging it out.

1133
00:50:43,915 --> 00:50:46,460
Uh-huh? - Hey. I'm gonna...

1134
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:48,128
What? - Yeah. I'm done.

1135
00:50:48,128 --> 00:50:50,088
I'm-- I'm gonna... bed. I'm bushwhacked.

1136
00:50:50,088 --> 00:50:51,631
My eyes are sandpaper. I'm just...

1137
00:50:51,631 --> 00:50:54,176
Okay, well, we-- you can stay up for just a little longer

1138
00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:55,594
and say good night to people together.

1139
00:50:55,594 --> 00:50:57,637
Shiv, do you know what my day looks like tomorrow?

1140
00:50:57,637 --> 00:50:59,389
Tom, you're not gonna be doing anything.

1141
00:50:59,389 --> 00:51:01,725
You'll just be lookin' for shiny foreheads. It's fine.

1142
00:51:01,725 --> 00:51:03,810
- I'm-- - You can stay for 45 minutes more.

1143
00:51:03,810 --> 00:51:05,145
I'm just a little tired

1144
00:51:05,145 --> 00:51:09,024
because all the fun gossip that I've been hearing

1145
00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:12,194
from everywhere at this party, in my house,

1146
00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:14,154
is that I'm gonna be shit-canned.

1147
00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:15,363
I got faith in you, man.

1148
00:51:15,363 --> 00:51:17,282
- Lots of faith. - Always been a loyal servant.

1149
00:51:20,202 --> 00:51:21,286
Sorry...

1150
00:51:23,038 --> 00:51:24,331
Not helpful.

1151
00:51:28,585 --> 00:51:29,878
The fuck is wrong with you?

1152
00:51:29,878 --> 00:51:31,963
You know, I just really do need to get some sleep. I really do.

1153
00:51:31,963 --> 00:51:33,256
I'm sorry. Can we just leave it there?

1154
00:51:33,256 --> 00:51:34,758
Please? Okay. - SHIV: You're tired. I get it.

1155
00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:36,802
You keep on fucking saying. So, yeah, you're tired.

1156
00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:38,929
Okay, okay, I'm tired. Let's leave it there.

1157
00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:40,222
Keep fucking telling everyone.

1158
00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:42,182
Okay, okay. I'll stop. - SHIV: You're tired. I get it.

1159
00:51:42,182 --> 00:51:43,308
I'm sorry.

1160
00:51:43,308 --> 00:51:47,062
I'm just... you know, I am just worried about,

1161
00:51:47,062 --> 00:51:48,188
you know...

1162
00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:50,190
Maybe I've nailed myself to the Matsson cross,

1163
00:51:50,190 --> 00:51:52,818
and he might turn out to be bullshit.

1164
00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:54,778
You know, he's erratic and... and... and... and...

1165
00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:56,154
You know, maybe he isn't real.

1166
00:51:56,154 --> 00:51:58,657
Shiv, he's real. He's the future.

1167
00:51:58,657 --> 00:52:00,575
No, Tom. He...

1168
00:52:02,369 --> 00:52:04,246
There is a time bomb in his numbers,

1169
00:52:04,246 --> 00:52:05,831
and I might get blown up.

1170
00:52:05,831 --> 00:52:07,332
You'll be fine.

1171
00:52:07,332 --> 00:52:09,501
- You'll always be fine. - No.

1172
00:52:09,501 --> 00:52:12,212
No, I am fucking my family for this.

1173
00:52:12,212 --> 00:52:13,755
Can I just say something?

1174
00:52:14,881 --> 00:52:17,843
At this party here, there are maybe 40

1175
00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:20,345
of the most important people in America,

1176
00:52:20,345 --> 00:52:24,349
and you have just walked all around, all evening,

1177
00:52:24,349 --> 00:52:27,185
telling them all that I'm gonna get fired.

1178
00:52:27,185 --> 00:52:30,772
No, it was implied, lightly, as a little...

1179
00:52:30,772 --> 00:52:33,567
God! Part of a tactical kind of joke.

1180
00:52:33,567 --> 00:52:37,821
Will you explain to me, uh, the joke?

1181
00:52:37,821 --> 00:52:39,990
Because I don't get the fucking joke. - SHIV: Oh, my God. Tom!

1182
00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:42,200
- I don't get the joke. - It was something that he said,

1183
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:43,952
that isn't true, that we needed to say.

1184
00:52:43,952 --> 00:52:46,204
But you stood by his side, and he said it,

1185
00:52:46,204 --> 00:52:48,331
and you were like, "Okay, well, that sounds good to me."

1186
00:52:48,331 --> 00:52:50,709
Fuck's sake. I'm not doing this right now.

1187
00:52:50,709 --> 00:52:52,002
You know...

1188
00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:54,421
I am in serious trouble. That was a play.

1189
00:52:54,421 --> 00:52:55,714
You will be okay

1190
00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:57,549
because you are a tough fucking bitch

1191
00:52:57,549 --> 00:53:01,261
who will always survive because you do what you need.

1192
00:53:01,261 --> 00:53:04,222
You will do whatever you need. - SHIV: Are you even listening? I will be okay?

1193
00:53:04,222 --> 00:53:05,640
Yeah? Really? - TOM: Yeah.

1194
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:08,226
You sure you're not projecting? Because that is actually you.

1195
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,149
Should we have a real conversation?

1196
00:53:14,149 --> 00:53:16,526
With a scorpion? No. - TOM: That was a friendly thing.

1197
00:53:16,526 --> 00:53:19,112
- That was a friendly thing. - Oh, yeah. Sure. Real friendly.

1198
00:53:19,112 --> 00:53:20,280
Ha, ha, ha.

1199
00:53:21,323 --> 00:53:23,950
Yeah, no. Uh, I'm a scorpion.

1200
00:53:23,950 --> 00:53:26,912
You're a hyena. You're a... You're a street rat.

1201
00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:28,747
Actually, no. You're a fucking snake.

1202
00:53:28,747 --> 00:53:31,583
"Here's a dead snake to wear as a necktie, Tom.

1203
00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:33,001
Why aren't you laughing?"

1204
00:53:36,796 --> 00:53:39,132
I wonder if we shouldn't clear the air.

1205
00:53:39,132 --> 00:53:40,967
Yeah? Mm. Sure. - TOM: Yeah.

1206
00:53:40,967 --> 00:53:44,596
I think that you can be a very selfish person,

1207
00:53:44,596 --> 00:53:47,390
and I think you find it very hard

1208
00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:49,142
to think about me.

1209
00:53:49,142 --> 00:53:53,271
What the fuck? - And I think you shouldn't have even married me, actually.

1210
00:53:53,271 --> 00:53:55,899
What the fuck? What the actual fuck?

1211
00:53:55,899 --> 00:53:57,609
You proposed to me.

1212
00:53:57,609 --> 00:53:59,945
You proposed to me at my lowest fucking ebb.

1213
00:53:59,945 --> 00:54:02,447
My dad was dying. What was I supposed to say?

1214
00:54:02,447 --> 00:54:03,448
Perhaps, "No"?

1215
00:54:03,448 --> 00:54:04,908
I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

1216
00:54:04,908 --> 00:54:08,203
Oh, thanks! Thanks for that! Yeah, you really kept me safe

1217
00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:10,038
while you ran off to fuck the phone book.

1218
00:54:10,038 --> 00:54:11,831
Oh, fuck off. You're a hick.

1219
00:54:11,831 --> 00:54:13,625
And then... And then... - Conservative hick.

1220
00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:16,336
You hid it because you were so scared

1221
00:54:16,336 --> 00:54:18,421
of how fuckin' awful you are.

1222
00:54:18,421 --> 00:54:20,757
You were only with me to get to power.

1223
00:54:20,757 --> 00:54:23,009
Well, you got it now, Tom. You've got it!

1224
00:54:23,009 --> 00:54:25,011
I'm with you because I love you!

1225
00:54:25,011 --> 00:54:27,639
Bullshit. You're fucking me for my DNA.

1226
00:54:27,639 --> 00:54:30,100
You were fucking me for a fucking ladder

1227
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:33,353
because your whole family is striving and parochial.

1228
00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:36,439
That's not... That's not a fair characterization.

1229
00:54:36,439 --> 00:54:38,817
Oh, no? Well, your mom loves me more than she loves you

1230
00:54:38,817 --> 00:54:40,151
because she's cracked.

1231
00:54:40,151 --> 00:54:43,238
You wanna... You wanna actually clear the air? Fine.

1232
00:54:43,238 --> 00:54:44,823
You betrayed me.

1233
00:54:44,823 --> 00:54:50,996
You were going to see me get sent to fucking prison, Shiv!

1234
00:54:50,996 --> 00:54:55,125
And then you fobbed me off with that fuckin' undrinkable wine,

1235
00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:56,876
and you won't have my baby

1236
00:54:56,876 --> 00:54:58,545
because you never even thought, honestly,

1237
00:54:58,545 --> 00:55:00,797
that you'd be with me more than, like, four fuckin' years,

1238
00:55:00,797 --> 00:55:02,882
- I don't think! - You offered to go to jail, Tom!

1239
00:55:02,882 --> 00:55:04,884
You offered because you're servile!

1240
00:55:04,884 --> 00:55:06,219
You're just... You're servile!

1241
00:55:06,219 --> 00:55:09,222
You are incapable of thinking about anybody

1242
00:55:09,222 --> 00:55:10,265
other than yourself

1243
00:55:10,265 --> 00:55:12,058
'cause your sense of who you are, Shiv,

1244
00:55:12,058 --> 00:55:13,977
is that fuckin' thin! - SHIV: Oh, yeah?

1245
00:55:13,977 --> 00:55:15,270
- Yeah. - You read that in a book, Tom?

1246
00:55:15,270 --> 00:55:17,689
You're too fuckin' transparent to find in a book!

1247
00:55:17,689 --> 00:55:19,357
You're pathetic. You're pathetic.

1248
00:55:19,357 --> 00:55:21,026
You're a masochist, and you can't even take it.

1249
00:55:21,026 --> 00:55:22,861
I think you are incapable of love.

1250
00:55:22,861 --> 00:55:24,863
And I think you are maybe not

1251
00:55:25,739 --> 00:55:27,407
a good person to have children!

1252
00:55:29,826 --> 00:55:31,745
Well, that's not very nice to say, is it?

1253
00:55:32,287 --> 00:55:33,455
I'm sorry.

1254
00:55:35,373 --> 00:55:37,459
I'm sorry. But you... You...

1255
00:55:37,459 --> 00:55:41,588
You have hurt me more than you can possibly imagine.

1256
00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:45,258
And you, you took away the last six months

1257
00:55:45,258 --> 00:55:46,551
I could've had with my dad.

1258
00:55:46,551 --> 00:55:47,677
No. - Yes.

1259
00:55:47,677 --> 00:55:48,762
No! - Yes.

1260
00:55:48,762 --> 00:55:51,347
You sucked up to him, and you cut me out!

1261
00:55:52,724 --> 00:55:55,310
It's not my fault

1262
00:55:55,310 --> 00:55:57,228
that you didn't get his approval.

1263
00:55:58,521 --> 00:56:01,232
I have given you endless approval,

1264
00:56:01,232 --> 00:56:04,235
and it doesn't fill you up because you're broken.

1265
00:56:06,154 --> 00:56:08,198
I don't like you.

1266
00:56:10,408 --> 00:56:11,576
I don't...

1267
00:56:12,452 --> 00:56:14,037
I don't even care about you.

1268
00:56:14,662 --> 00:56:16,581
I don't care.

1269
00:56:18,833 --> 00:56:21,920
Have we cleared the air, huh? Feel good now?

1270
00:56:23,088 --> 00:56:24,297
Yeah.

1271
00:56:24,297 --> 00:56:26,424
Uh-huh.

1272
00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:31,221
You don't deserve me. And you never did.

1273
00:56:33,723 --> 00:56:35,308
And everything came out of that.

1274
00:56:37,268 --> 00:56:40,605
Oof! So fu-- fucking flat.

1275
00:57:00,291 --> 00:57:02,752
You, uh, find ways to have fun out there?

1276
00:57:02,752 --> 00:57:03,962
More or less.

1277
00:57:03,962 --> 00:57:06,214
The red wine smells like wet dog.

1278
00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:10,343
Listen, I just wanted to do five.

1279
00:57:10,343 --> 00:57:12,053
Just me and you. Just Franky and Kenny.

1280
00:57:12,053 --> 00:57:14,055
Not CEO and Chair.

1281
00:57:14,055 --> 00:57:14,973
Oh, wow.

1282
00:57:14,973 --> 00:57:17,183
Yeah. I don't think the GoJo deal

1283
00:57:17,183 --> 00:57:19,102
is in the best interests of the shareholders,

1284
00:57:19,102 --> 00:57:21,896
- and I would like to explore ways of blocking it. - La, la, la, la, la!

1285
00:57:21,896 --> 00:57:22,981
I don't wanna hear it, Ken!

1286
00:57:22,981 --> 00:57:24,149
What if I told you

1287
00:57:24,149 --> 00:57:26,484
his subs in India are significantly inflated?

1288
00:57:28,736 --> 00:57:30,280
I'm just gonna hit you with this.

1289
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,740
What if we run it all the way back?

1290
00:57:32,740 --> 00:57:35,034
Do I even wanna know what that means?

1291
00:57:35,618 --> 00:57:37,579
We go reverse Viking.

1292
00:57:37,579 --> 00:57:39,122
We pillage their village.

1293
00:57:39,747 --> 00:57:41,583
Waystar acquires GoJo.

1294
00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:49,966
It... There would have to be major issues.

1295
00:57:49,966 --> 00:57:51,259
There are.

1296
00:57:51,259 --> 00:57:54,846
What if we could slow this down and we eat Matsson's lunch?

1297
00:57:56,264 --> 00:57:57,807
Bigger than Dad ever was.

1298
00:57:59,100 --> 00:58:00,560
Uh, Roman and Shiv?

1299
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:03,730
Yeah, I don't know. Part of my plans.

1300
00:58:03,730 --> 00:58:06,316
I love 'em, but not in love with 'em, you know?

1301
00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:08,651
Mm-hmm. - One head, one crown.

1302
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:10,653
But I'll need ballast.

1303
00:58:11,821 --> 00:58:12,947
Are you with me?

1304
00:58:34,886 --> 00:58:37,764
Hi, everyone. Hi.

1305
00:58:37,764 --> 00:58:39,766
Bedtime for Bonzo!

1306
00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:43,102
Sorry, but please get the fuck out of my house now.

1307
00:58:44,729 --> 00:58:46,856
Yeah. No, no, no. Please.

1308
00:58:46,856 --> 00:58:49,734
Party's over 'cause I gotta sleep!

1309
00:58:49,734 --> 00:58:52,111
It's been a terrific night. Thank you so much.

1310
00:58:52,111 --> 00:58:53,321
No, I am serious.

1311
00:58:53,321 --> 00:58:57,659
Off you go, go to bed. Enjoy your beds. Go home, cry.

1312
00:58:57,659 --> 00:58:59,285
I'm done. I'm done.

1313
00:58:59,285 --> 00:59:02,580
I can barely stand, but I've had enough. Good night.

1314
00:59:03,831 --> 00:59:06,292
- Good night, Tom. - Don't forget your coats!

1315
00:59:09,337 --> 00:59:10,964
- Hmm. - Fuck Tom.

1316
00:59:10,964 --> 00:59:12,632
Yeah. Fuck Tom.

1317
00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:14,425
Fuck Tom.

1318
00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:18,388
So, guys. Um... Funeral.

1319
00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:19,681
If nobody wants to grab it,

1320
00:59:19,681 --> 00:59:22,100
I'm happy to take the big-energy spot.

1321
00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:23,059
Yeah?

1322
00:59:23,059 --> 00:59:24,435
Yeah. - Uh...

1323
00:59:24,435 --> 00:59:28,189
Yeah. I mean, it seemed like nobody wanted it. So, I got it.

1324
00:59:28,189 --> 00:59:29,357
Yeah?

1325
00:59:29,357 --> 00:59:30,858
Sure, it's fine.

1326
00:59:30,858 --> 00:59:34,070
Knock yourself out. Just paint it red.

1327
00:59:34,070 --> 00:59:36,239
- Yeah. Happy? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1328
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:37,532
- Happy? - Happy.

1329
00:59:37,532 --> 00:59:38,658
Happy.

1330
00:59:38,658 --> 00:59:40,243
Happy, happy, headbangers.

1331
00:59:41,327 --> 00:59:43,830
Here we are. Okay. Mm!

1332
00:59:46,582 --> 00:59:48,042
Night.

