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Okay, hold on, hold on.

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Nice.

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Rasmussen!

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- Hey, Tom. - Hi.

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- Just put it there. - Okay.

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So it's election eve,

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and guess what Father Sexmas has brought you?

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Why, hot fresh polling.

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Yeah. Jimenez up by four.

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Jesus. How are you gonna play?

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I guess, I don't know.

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Amplify to gin up our maniacs or deny, shit on and bury, I guess.

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- Matsson. - What does he want?

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He thinks the Living Plus stock bump is fading

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and he wants to know what my brothers have cooking.

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- Is he coming? - To the party? No.

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No, he doesn't want to swim around

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my dad's "bullshit pre-election brain dead AOL-era legacy media"

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"putrid stuffed-mushroom fuck fest".

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I thought it was gonna be fun.

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So this is just a little party prezzie for being such a hot piece of ass.

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- Thank you. - Such a foxy little minx.

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And just to say that I'm really glad that we're hosting this party together.

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And we can say to people that we had a little break

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and then we're back.

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Yeah, I like that.

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- What? - Yeah.

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A scorpion.

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- Because? - Because it's funny.

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Because why?

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Because it's like, it's a joke.

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Who's the scorpion?

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You, I guess.

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But it's just silly, honey. It's like, you know, I love you,

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but you kill me and I kill you.

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Okay, yeah, right. Yeah, I get it.

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- I like it. - Good.

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Well, you gotta get to work.

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You gotta go contribute to the great toxification.

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Gotta do my part.

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- Hey. - Hey.

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Are you okay? How's everyone?

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No, I'm fine. We're all fine.

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And you know, this is fine, but if it's legal stuff,

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I really need to keep my head out of that right now.

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No, I will just keep this brief.

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Sophie doesn't wanna go to school.

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She is freaked out about the election.

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What do you mean? What, is she okay?

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She's okay.

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All right, so this weekend,

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someone kind of felt pushed by her a little on the street.

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But there was a comment that she felt came from the...

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The guy had on a Ravenhead shirt.

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There was a quote on the shirt

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and she felt it was racially tinged and she's been upset.

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- What did they say? - I don't know.

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And now at school, some kids have started this whole anti-ATN thing,

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which is actually very supportive.

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But it's complex for her.

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Who was with her? Why was she out on the street?

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Did you just ask me why she was on the street?

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You're telling me someone pushed our daughter or whatever ?

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Pushed by her, she was with her friends.

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- Where was I? - Yeah.

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- Are you fucking serious? - I'm not blaming you.

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I'm trying to get all the information before I make a decision

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on our course of action.

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You need to make a decision if you're gonna call your daughter?

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I was raising our daughter

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while you were fucking running a racist news organization.

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- Great, fuck you. Come on! - Fuck me?

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How fucking dare you interrogate me?

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Obviously I feel bad.

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Obviously I will do anything to protect her. Anything.

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Okay, I'm gonna just... We'll cope.

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And I don't know, just maybe call your fucking daughter.

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Well, obviously. Jesus, Rava, Jesus!

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What kind of parent do you think I am?

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You know, you have no idea the things I'm doing, the things I'm working on.

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Six continents, okay?

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I'm breaking my back, and it's all for them.

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To make the world safe.

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Yeah, great, dig on that, dig to heck on that. Dig, dig!

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Yeah, no, we love the deal.

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We just have to make sure we know everything on Matsson and GoJo.

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I mean, there's due diligence, but this is undue diligence,

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extra diligence, okay?

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Okay, great, and get that dirt on Matsson.

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Anything could be useful.

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Apparently, insignificant details could be very useful to me, to us.

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What?

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No, you're a fucking deputy rat fucker.

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Don't object to being a rat fucker, Tomas, it's unbecoming.

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Hey, honey. Bise?

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- Good to see you. - Good to see you.

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- Hi. - Hey, how you doing?

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Good.

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I just came from seeing Pop.

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- Again? - Yeah.

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Any change?

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Looking good. Woke up on the right side of the coffin today, boy.

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What? I like to go. You should go.

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And do what, sit there like I'm feeding the ducks?

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Thank you for ignoring me.

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The weird thing, honestly, is how much he's not there.

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I find that consoling.

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Well, here he is. Kendall Plus.

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- Morning, sorry I'm late. - Hey.

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The man who's gonna lead us to eternal life, Waystar Jesus.

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You seen the polling today?

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That's why you're all perky. Very exciting.

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I'm sure your Red Guards are all ready to come round up

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the thought criminals and turn police stations into cuddle puddles.

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The exciting part is in the top line. In Alaska, I'm exploding.

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Four, five, six percent.

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Guys, can we do this? I have a lot going on today.

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- Sure. - Very well.

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I hereby convene this funeral management committee.

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I've sent the materials and I assume you've familiarized yourselves.

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Because I'm concerned.

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We're saying yes to all Marcia's wishes, then all your ideas,

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Pop's requirements.

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Danger the funeral could turn into a three day grief-a-thon.

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- Just fuck Marcia. - Seconded.

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Great. Carried.

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Nevertheless, we really want a tight 90.

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And the central question is, who's gonna speak?

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What, in front of the most powerful political and cultural

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business interests in the world?

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I'm easy. Right, I can speak about dad.

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What, your usual malign influence material?

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I could do it.

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I think if any one of us actually wants to do it,

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do the big number, then we should just say,

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because probably no one minds, right? No? Yeah.

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Okay. Will you have a think?

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I'm jumping on the digital battle bus.

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Tailgate party, we nail it down, yeah? Okay, sure, bye-bye.

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- All right, good luck. - Bye.

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Right.

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So Shiv, one thing from us on the tailgate.

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We were actually wondering about us, politically inviting Nate.

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Nate? Sofrelli?

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Okay.

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Tom and I kind of had hoped that... Why?

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Because it went so well in LA, you know?

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Hats off to the greatest showman here.

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Apologies on the old wibble wobble and all due congratulations, but...

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So you wanna make sure we have a plan B

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in case we can't chase Matsson out of town on price.

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Exactly, and we think that's regulatory.

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We go hard, regulatory, DOJ, FTC, FCC, EU.

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No?

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I think they might just stop it.

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But even just the threat creates a ton more risk for Matsson,

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kicks the deal down the line, right?

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And Nate... He's across competition

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and he's tight with the Jimenez folks on that.

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Can we get him down?

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So we can sell it on a real level without lobbyists and all the...

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Due process?

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- That stuff. - Yeah.

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- Yeah, sure, fine. - Good.

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- All right, see you tonight. - See you tonight.

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- Good, yeah? - Yeah, good, I think so. What else?

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How you feeling about the blowback from the firings, the bloodlust?

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- You want to throw Hugo at that? - Fuck it, let's own it.

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Hey.

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Hey, Lukas. Yeah, listen, so they're gonna go regulatory.

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Yeah, so you need to be there tonight.

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Well, no, it'll be easy, just my dad invited you.

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Yes, there's gonna be what, 40 thought leaders,

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pols, officials who will actually decide this

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and half of them are gonna be there. Okay?

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So I am telling you that you need to be there too, to counter.

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Sorry if I broke your dick last night.

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Nope, still rock hard.

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So, there's no easy way of doing this.

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I've done this a couple of times this week and sometimes honestly,

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it just makes me cry.

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But I wanted to offer my heartfelt appreciation to you all.

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And now I'm gonna hand over to my colleague, Gregory Hirsch,

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who has more information.

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Thank you, sir. Good morning.

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Good morning.

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I'm here to inform you that Waystar Royco

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has been looking at a range of different options

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in order to drastically reduce costs and a very difficult decision

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to restructure the ATN operation internationally

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has been taken in order to protect the future of the business.

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This action was only taken after seriously considering

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all available options.

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But if you're on this call, this is confirmation

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that you are part of the unlucky group

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who are having their contract terminated with immediate effect

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on the grounds of staffing redundancy

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and today is your final day of employment.

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Final day of employment...

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Going forward, we intend to operate

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Waystar Royco international newsgathering operations utilizing

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third party contract based arrangements.

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I'm seeing some confusion in the chat.

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But yes, if I have been too wordy, yes,

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we are letting all of you go.

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Obviously, I can't take questions on this call,

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but this is a very sad day.

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And I thank you for your time today and your service to Waystar Royco.

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Goodbye.

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Nice, done.

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So this German one with this label, let's push this, okay?

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Say it's a light, fruity red. Don't say it's biodynamic.

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Don't say it's German. Just say it's a light, fruity red.

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And yes, a little bit of fizz is normal and sophisticated, okay?

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Hey.

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It's okay, what's going on? Wakey wakey.

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I'm just, I'm fine. I'm tired.

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Election eve, it's a lot.

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- Yeah. - It turns out, I'm pre-tired.

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I'm tired about thinking how tired I'm gonna be.

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Because someone isn't letting someone get a lot of sleep.

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Well, forgive me.

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So we got a couple of extra names for the guest list.

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Matsson is in fact coming now.

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Because?

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Because Dumb and Dumber are trying to spook the deal

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and want to try doing regulatory shit angle

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and he's gonna come and head that off.

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That's good for me, right?

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I have my chance to dance, I can secure my spot.

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Post Roypocalypse. Right?

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Also, to push that agenda, they wanted to invite Nate.

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And I feel like I had a tactical way to say no, they want to invite Nate.

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He's key on tech and trade for Gil and Jimenez.

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I'm sorry, it's not...

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And I am genuinely sorry, really.

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Sure, Nate.

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It'll be good to see Nate. What do I care?

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- It's okay. - Thanks, honey.

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Okay, you guys ready to spread some regulatory anxieties?

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Yeah, sure, spread those surveillance capitalism heebie-jeebies.

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Just don't let me get stuck with the Journal op-ed ogres.

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They're not all crypto-fascist and right-wing nut jobs.

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We also have some venture capital dems

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and centrist ghouls, dad's ideological range was wide.

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- Should we hit it? - Yeah, let's hit it.

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All right.

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Hey, what's up? Not your guys' poll numbers.

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- Are you tired? - No.

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Maybe a little.

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Maybe drink a coffee.

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If I drink a coffee, then I won't be able to sleep later.

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Think, Greg!

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00:17:16,663 --> 00:17:20,624
So, anyway, listen, Matsson is coming.

255
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:23,335
So, that is gonna be my focus.

256
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:28,424
And you, unless you are truly aligning yourself to the Dumpster brothers,

257
00:17:28,424 --> 00:17:30,134
you might want to sweeten that beat too.

258
00:17:30,134 --> 00:17:33,804
Yeah, I'd love to feather that bed.

259
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:38,183
But Matsson hates me, so I think I'm team Ken-Ro.

260
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:43,231
Up to you, Greg. Okay, I'm gonna mingle.

261
00:17:43,231 --> 00:17:44,524
Yeah, mingle up.

262
00:17:48,903 --> 00:17:50,362
Okay, okay.

263
00:17:50,822 --> 00:17:54,491
Looks like Shiv's hitting Valerie. Have you seen Nate?

264
00:17:55,034 --> 00:17:57,245
No, but Mencken's team called.

265
00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,373
Okay, because the polling?

266
00:18:00,373 --> 00:18:02,959
Yeah, well, their internals are even worse.

267
00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:06,671
And they want what, ATN to go full,

268
00:18:06,671 --> 00:18:08,630
"we're coming to give your guns hormone therapy,"

269
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,174
"all your guns are gonna be ladies"?

270
00:18:10,174 --> 00:18:14,471
Three or four states where Connor's 1% are throwing things

271
00:18:14,471 --> 00:18:16,680
could be pivotal.

272
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,808
If he were to drop out, most of the support would go to them,

273
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:24,521
but his team is not, they're just refusing contact, apparently.

274
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:27,441
So they've asked if I can convince him to drop out.

275
00:18:28,818 --> 00:18:31,320
I mean, I don't know.

276
00:18:32,530 --> 00:18:35,157
- Fuck that guy, right? - Mencken?

277
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,785
Yeah. Victory vans, those O'Malley fucks.

278
00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:38,953
I think fuck him.

279
00:18:38,953 --> 00:18:43,082
It's not bad for us to be tight with him in case things swing his way, right?

280
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:44,709
Yeah, fine, I see you.

281
00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:49,714
All right, I'll hit the libtards, you go help the Nazis.

282
00:18:49,714 --> 00:18:51,423
The Nazis, you got it.

283
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:53,885
Wait, excuse me.

284
00:18:56,137 --> 00:18:58,097
- Hey. - Hey, Tom.

285
00:18:58,097 --> 00:19:00,224
Hello, Nathaniel!

286
00:19:01,184 --> 00:19:02,435
Appreciate the invite.

287
00:19:03,102 --> 00:19:04,771
Well, I've missed you.

288
00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:09,234
Won't be long, a lot going on, obviously.

289
00:19:09,234 --> 00:19:10,819
Won't drink too much of your wine.

290
00:19:10,819 --> 00:19:13,405
Don't you worry, you gobble my gravlax, pal,

291
00:19:13,405 --> 00:19:14,822
plenty of where that came from.

292
00:19:14,822 --> 00:19:16,657
It's light and fruity,

293
00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:19,119
and it's the kind of wine that separates the connoisseurs

294
00:19:19,119 --> 00:19:22,205
from the weekend Malbec morons.

295
00:19:22,205 --> 00:19:24,290
Keep away from this man, tonight.

296
00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:27,876
- Keep away from you. - Back, back, foul news demon.

297
00:19:28,253 --> 00:19:30,088
Nice to see you, Len. Good one!

298
00:19:30,797 --> 00:19:32,424
Fucking asshole.

299
00:19:32,424 --> 00:19:34,842
Sorry to interrupt, can I grab him for a second?

300
00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:37,511
- Yeah. - What's up?

301
00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:43,852
Just, you know, kind of a biggie actually.

302
00:19:43,852 --> 00:19:45,478
And a bit last minute.

303
00:19:45,478 --> 00:19:48,523
Mencken's team called. They wanted to know if you might be willing

304
00:19:49,941 --> 00:19:51,401
to drop out.

305
00:19:51,401 --> 00:19:53,862
- Of the election? - Yes, of the election.

306
00:19:53,862 --> 00:19:56,780
You are aware that the polls open in ten hours?

307
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,075
Yes, and it might be too late to physically remove your name

308
00:19:59,075 --> 00:20:01,911
from the ballots, but if you were to release a statement,

309
00:20:01,911 --> 00:20:04,748
divert the Conhead stream to the Mencken river.

310
00:20:04,748 --> 00:20:07,207
And after all the blood and treasure I've expended,

311
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,711
why on earth would I want to do that?

312
00:20:09,711 --> 00:20:12,839
They said for the good of the republic.

313
00:20:14,298 --> 00:20:15,507
- Yeah? - Yeah.

314
00:20:15,925 --> 00:20:17,885
Yeah, so, no?

315
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,096
No.

316
00:20:20,096 --> 00:20:24,100
Well, then, I have been authorized to make a follow-up offer,

317
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:27,811
which is, how familiar are you with Mogadishu?

318
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:30,189
Mogadishu? In Somalia?

319
00:20:30,189 --> 00:20:32,816
Because they are very impressed with your talents,

320
00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:37,030
and they think that you'd be a good fit for an ambassadorial appointment.

321
00:20:37,030 --> 00:20:38,573
A little bit car-bomby.

322
00:20:39,782 --> 00:20:43,328
Hey, tell them UN. That's more my vibration, yeah?

323
00:20:43,328 --> 00:20:45,496
- Yeah? - All right. I'll report back.

324
00:20:45,496 --> 00:20:46,915
Thank you.

325
00:20:49,793 --> 00:20:53,254
Hey. How you doing? Good to see you.

326
00:20:53,254 --> 00:20:56,925
Hey. So, she showed. That's good.

327
00:20:56,925 --> 00:20:59,469
Guess you smoothed it over, right, General Franco?

328
00:20:59,469 --> 00:21:01,970
No. She's incredibly angry.

329
00:21:02,889 --> 00:21:06,518
Okay, everybody. Everybody, welcome, one and all.

330
00:21:06,518 --> 00:21:09,104
- Ken, take it away. - Thanks, Tom.

331
00:21:09,104 --> 00:21:12,732
Thank you, thank you. Okay, okay, welcome, everybody.

332
00:21:12,732 --> 00:21:14,317
Welcome, welcome.

333
00:21:17,153 --> 00:21:19,405
Who we got here?

334
00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:21,198
Carly Flight?

335
00:21:22,409 --> 00:21:26,745
Shit! The pod goddess. Everybody watch out for her.

336
00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:30,165
- Careful what you say. - That's right.

337
00:21:31,042 --> 00:21:33,502
Larry, Mary, lovely to see you guys.

338
00:21:33,502 --> 00:21:36,338
Who else is here? Who's here?

339
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:39,050
Len. Len giveth and Len taketh away.

340
00:21:39,884 --> 00:21:41,552
Watch out for Len.

341
00:21:41,552 --> 00:21:43,971
My guy Nate Sofrelli saw the polls this morning

342
00:21:43,971 --> 00:21:47,726
and moonwalked here. Our best to Gil and Jimenez.

343
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,978
Everybody's here. It's great to see you all.

344
00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:56,568
It's our first tailgate party without the big guy.

345
00:21:57,110 --> 00:22:00,030
Yeah, but we're still going to live it up.

346
00:22:00,030 --> 00:22:02,866
As always, kettle corn over there will be shipped

347
00:22:02,866 --> 00:22:05,534
to whoever is closest to tomorrow's electoral count.

348
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:09,289
And, yeah, this is a tough one.

349
00:22:09,289 --> 00:22:13,375
But we're all going to stay sane and we're all going to stay friends.

350
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:16,045
Yeah? Thanks to my sis for hosting.

351
00:22:16,630 --> 00:22:18,047
Thank you, sis.

352
00:22:20,174 --> 00:22:24,012
But, yeah, we didn't know what to do this year.

353
00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:30,226
You know, we watch history.

354
00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:32,436
We make history.

355
00:22:32,436 --> 00:22:35,106
And then one day we become it.

356
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:40,070
So I'd like to ask you all for a moment of silence

357
00:22:40,070 --> 00:22:42,613
if we could, in memory.

358
00:23:01,632 --> 00:23:03,301
Thank you.

359
00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:05,844
- Sorry. - That's okay.

360
00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:08,180
Hey, man. So VIP in the house.

361
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:11,517
Mr. Matsson, how are you? Welcome!

362
00:23:11,517 --> 00:23:13,394
Thank you. Thank you, everyone.

363
00:23:13,394 --> 00:23:17,523
You don't get my sister's triplex in the deal, don't get greedy.

364
00:23:17,523 --> 00:23:21,694
Well, you know, we haven't closed yet, so we'll see what happens.

365
00:23:21,694 --> 00:23:23,487
Anyway, welcome.

366
00:23:23,487 --> 00:23:28,034
You know, my dad loved you all. We love you all.

367
00:23:28,034 --> 00:23:30,662
So let's have some fun. Let the games begin.

368
00:23:31,246 --> 00:23:33,122
Salud. Cheers.

369
00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:40,212
Okay. What the fuck is he doing here?

370
00:23:40,839 --> 00:23:43,382
Yeah, I don't know. Seriously. It's like, what the fuck?

371
00:23:43,382 --> 00:23:48,346
So apparently, Dad invited him, actually,

372
00:23:48,346 --> 00:23:50,681
and he emailed a yes, like, four minutes before walking in.

373
00:23:50,681 --> 00:23:53,393
Four? Do we just throw him out, then?

374
00:23:53,393 --> 00:23:55,770
I would love that, no, but I don't think we can afford to be seen

375
00:23:55,770 --> 00:23:57,063
treating him as the enemy.

376
00:23:57,063 --> 00:23:59,149
I think we hang tough, yeah?

377
00:23:59,732 --> 00:24:02,401
Just stick to the plan, regulatory.

378
00:24:02,401 --> 00:24:05,071
These assholes in here, our assholes.

379
00:24:05,071 --> 00:24:06,948
Yeah, but what's this fucking game?

380
00:24:06,948 --> 00:24:09,908
Like, is he going for freakout, or is he flicking the same beans as us?

381
00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:11,911
Well, how do you want to play?

382
00:24:11,911 --> 00:24:14,998
Honestly, there's too much peanut butter between us.

383
00:24:14,998 --> 00:24:16,833
Can you stick close?

384
00:24:18,084 --> 00:24:19,793
Yeah, sure.

385
00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:22,171
I think just guide him away from the high-value targets,

386
00:24:22,171 --> 00:24:24,341
refill his glass, run him in circles,

387
00:24:24,341 --> 00:24:26,050
tell people he's Looney Tunes behind his back,

388
00:24:26,050 --> 00:24:27,469
keep him from the big wigs.

389
00:24:27,469 --> 00:24:29,720
So, Operation, just, like, Nuke the Luke?

390
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,764
- Yeah. - All right. I can do that.

391
00:24:31,764 --> 00:24:34,099
- Let's do it. - Let's smash that Swede.

392
00:24:34,099 --> 00:24:37,187
I'm tired. It's a lot, pre-election crap.

393
00:24:37,187 --> 00:24:39,439
- Yeah, I bet, I bet. - Yeah, it's a lot.

394
00:24:39,439 --> 00:24:43,484
So are you in the company, are you hands-on

395
00:24:43,484 --> 00:24:45,402
or more of an overview guy?

396
00:24:47,738 --> 00:24:50,909
Interesting. I guess, let me ask you this.

397
00:24:50,909 --> 00:24:54,037
What would you value more highly?

398
00:24:54,037 --> 00:24:55,914
- Really? - No.

399
00:24:55,914 --> 00:24:57,540
Because I like to think that I could do both,

400
00:24:57,540 --> 00:24:59,876
you know, I'd get my hands dirty and clean noggin.

401
00:24:59,876 --> 00:25:03,713
- You know, multi tasker. - Okay. You're kissing my ass.

402
00:25:04,047 --> 00:25:06,675
No, I'm not kissing your ass, Lukas.

403
00:25:06,675 --> 00:25:09,301
You're too smart. You'd spot it a mile off.

404
00:25:09,301 --> 00:25:10,720
- Hey. - Hey.

405
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,847
I'm about to take a shit in your husband's mouth

406
00:25:12,847 --> 00:25:15,057
and I'm pretty sure he's going to tell me it tastes like coconut.

407
00:25:15,057 --> 00:25:16,309
No, no, I'm not.

408
00:25:17,018 --> 00:25:19,938
No, but seriously, it's a really, really nice place.

409
00:25:19,938 --> 00:25:21,147
- Thank you. - Thanks.

410
00:25:21,147 --> 00:25:23,024
Who'll get to keep it in the divorce?

411
00:25:28,946 --> 00:25:31,782
Okay, should we hit up some people?

412
00:25:31,782 --> 00:25:33,451
- Good to see you. - Talk to you later.

413
00:25:34,410 --> 00:25:36,871
- It's good to see you. - Yeah, yeah. You too, Gary.

414
00:25:37,914 --> 00:25:42,251
You need to hit Nate, Carly, Valerie first,

415
00:25:42,251 --> 00:25:44,586
but I need to keep an eye out for my brothers.

416
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:47,841
You just need... You've done this before,

417
00:25:47,841 --> 00:25:49,634
so just don't...

418
00:25:50,009 --> 00:25:52,094
Don't what?

419
00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:54,930
Don't scream "people are data" and stick my dick in the guac?

420
00:25:54,930 --> 00:25:57,599
- Yeah, sure. - Don't do that.

421
00:25:57,599 --> 00:26:00,061
Yeah, you're about to purchase one of the most prized cultural assets

422
00:26:00,061 --> 00:26:02,355
and political communication channels in America

423
00:26:02,355 --> 00:26:04,106
and you need to prepare the ground

424
00:26:04,106 --> 00:26:07,027
because otherwise your many fucking enemies will portray you

425
00:26:07,027 --> 00:26:09,738
as some jerk-off coder from Gothenburg. Okay ?

426
00:26:09,738 --> 00:26:12,073
I am a jerkoff coder from Gothenburg.

427
00:26:12,615 --> 00:26:14,992
Right, Ebba? You remember Ebba?

428
00:26:14,992 --> 00:26:17,495
Hi, yeah, good to see you again. How are you?

429
00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:20,081
I'm, you know, who cares?

430
00:26:20,081 --> 00:26:22,417
Who cares? Yeah. Charming.

431
00:26:22,417 --> 00:26:26,087
Well, not that you need to do anything about this now,

432
00:26:26,087 --> 00:26:28,589
but you should fire your lobbyists, just so you know.

433
00:26:28,589 --> 00:26:30,508
You need rainmakers and not weather forecasters.

434
00:26:30,508 --> 00:26:35,555
Sure, it's just not really my arena. I'm sorry. It's more Andreas.

435
00:26:35,555 --> 00:26:37,599
You don't have to apologize, Ebba.

436
00:26:37,599 --> 00:26:40,017
It's just information we're sharing.

437
00:26:41,519 --> 00:26:45,649
It's social anxiety. She's the only PR person in the world

438
00:26:45,649 --> 00:26:47,233
who hates talking to people.

439
00:26:48,068 --> 00:26:51,278
Yeah. I don't love parties, but I'm good.

440
00:26:52,321 --> 00:26:55,199
Whereas I love them. I do.

441
00:26:56,368 --> 00:26:57,911
Skal!

442
00:26:58,662 --> 00:27:02,706
So I have a number two who's moon-beamed on edibles

443
00:27:02,706 --> 00:27:05,334
and a communication officer who's terrified of communicating.

444
00:27:06,461 --> 00:27:07,587
Brilliant.

445
00:27:07,587 --> 00:27:12,050
So, Mogadishu's a no-go. It's a death sentence.

446
00:27:12,509 --> 00:27:14,259
Frankly, we're insulted.

447
00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:18,473
But I would like to roll through all the options.

448
00:27:18,473 --> 00:27:21,975
So, as a brother, what's the top option?

449
00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:23,602
Okay, let me have a little look.

450
00:27:23,602 --> 00:27:25,313
I would love to get to Europe.

451
00:27:25,313 --> 00:27:27,189
Can I creep up through the underbelly?

452
00:27:27,189 --> 00:27:29,066
Come up through the Balkans?

453
00:27:29,066 --> 00:27:32,028
A couple of senior departures? Berlin by Christmas?

454
00:27:32,028 --> 00:27:34,990
They may be willing to talk Slovenia or Slovakia.

455
00:27:38,742 --> 00:27:42,288
Yeah, I think I'm a no on the Slos.

456
00:27:42,288 --> 00:27:45,041
What about South Korea?

457
00:27:45,041 --> 00:27:47,419
South Korea? Top ten GDP,

458
00:27:47,419 --> 00:27:51,463
major geopolitical player? I feel like that would be tough.

459
00:27:52,090 --> 00:27:55,426
- North Korea. - Easy, my liege.

460
00:27:55,426 --> 00:27:58,053
You don't know. Nobody knows. That's the point.

461
00:27:58,053 --> 00:28:00,347
I could open it up like Nixon did China.

462
00:28:00,347 --> 00:28:02,517
Con, they're not going to put you anywhere with nukes.

463
00:28:02,517 --> 00:28:05,602
I don't think I want to go anywhere that doesn't have nukes.

464
00:28:06,562 --> 00:28:08,106
Well, how do you like Oman?

465
00:28:08,106 --> 00:28:10,232
- Oman? - Yeah.

466
00:28:10,232 --> 00:28:13,444
Poor man's Saudi Arabia or rich man's Yemen ?

467
00:28:14,737 --> 00:28:18,408
I'll have to check. See what my wo-man thinks about Oman.

468
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,036
- Nice. Yep, good. - All right, good.

469
00:28:24,956 --> 00:28:28,542
Well, I guess essentially I'm a self-made guy

470
00:28:28,542 --> 00:28:30,836
who came up with a really cool product that people love.

471
00:28:30,836 --> 00:28:33,922
I send you my 9.99 a month. I'm no hater.

472
00:28:33,922 --> 00:28:35,175
Appreciate it.

473
00:28:35,175 --> 00:28:38,927
You Daniel is troubled by out of control algos.

474
00:28:38,927 --> 00:28:44,225
He is worried that you guys are going to data-mine us all to death.

475
00:28:44,225 --> 00:28:48,520
I totally get that. And in terms of all this,

476
00:28:49,230 --> 00:28:51,398
someone's going to pick up the assets, right?

477
00:28:51,398 --> 00:28:52,901
So who's that going to be?

478
00:28:53,443 --> 00:28:56,362
Is it going to be, no offense, Shiv,

479
00:28:56,362 --> 00:29:01,408
but the failsons? Really? Is that a good option?

480
00:29:01,951 --> 00:29:03,452
They will do what he did,

481
00:29:03,452 --> 00:29:08,082
but they will do it stupider and uglier and less amenable.

482
00:29:08,583 --> 00:29:12,212
And surprisingly, Lukas is actually pretty amenable.

483
00:29:12,212 --> 00:29:13,755
- Amenable? - Yes.

484
00:29:13,755 --> 00:29:15,256
What about leadership at ATN?

485
00:29:15,256 --> 00:29:19,593
Well, I would definitely make some major leadership changes at the top.

486
00:29:19,593 --> 00:29:21,054
- Really? - Yes.

487
00:29:25,599 --> 00:29:27,227
Tom...

488
00:29:29,145 --> 00:29:31,021
I can't wiggle my way in there.

489
00:29:31,940 --> 00:29:34,733
He's just busy slobbering up Nate with Shiv.

490
00:29:36,152 --> 00:29:37,903
They're just talking, Greg.

491
00:29:39,613 --> 00:29:42,617
Can you push a few more of these?

492
00:29:42,617 --> 00:29:46,453
Actually put them away, so we create a kind of scarcity thing.

493
00:29:47,996 --> 00:29:49,457
- Hey, man. - Hey, man.

494
00:29:49,457 --> 00:29:51,793
Brother. Been a minute.

495
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,965
Listen, I know you haven't had a chance to talk. I'm sorry, man.

496
00:29:58,091 --> 00:30:00,343
- Yeah. - He was...

497
00:30:01,928 --> 00:30:03,929
What can I say? Jesus, I can't imagine.

498
00:30:03,929 --> 00:30:08,685
Yeah, it's tough, but, you know, life keeps it rolling, right?

499
00:30:09,728 --> 00:30:13,648
But you, man, you throwing off some Kingmaker vibes.

500
00:30:13,648 --> 00:30:15,691
Fuck yeah. How's Daniel?

501
00:30:16,359 --> 00:30:17,735
Can I shoot your names?

502
00:30:17,735 --> 00:30:22,032
You can make a decent cabinet for my fucking poker night.

503
00:30:22,032 --> 00:30:25,201
Sure, yeah, yeah. The activists would love that.

504
00:30:25,952 --> 00:30:29,163
Look, dude, I'm just gonna give you my rap straight, okay?

505
00:30:29,163 --> 00:30:30,748
Is that okay?

506
00:30:31,790 --> 00:30:34,044
I think we could be really good for you guys.

507
00:30:35,086 --> 00:30:38,465
Like, I'm talking major reset of the dialogue,

508
00:30:39,089 --> 00:30:41,593
which I am personally invested in.

509
00:30:42,344 --> 00:30:44,887
But that only happens if this deal goes away.

510
00:30:48,474 --> 00:30:50,769
Yeah, you know, board-wise, shareholder-wise,

511
00:30:50,769 --> 00:30:52,186
we can't come out publicly,

512
00:30:52,186 --> 00:30:55,731
but you should know the deal is headed to the woodshed.

513
00:30:56,399 --> 00:30:57,900
GoJo has had incredible growth.

514
00:30:57,900 --> 00:31:00,235
He's a charismatic figure, but he's gonna get wrung out.

515
00:31:00,235 --> 00:31:03,281
And, you know, there is really legitimate concern here.

516
00:31:04,073 --> 00:31:06,868
DOJ or FTC balking at the sports overlap,

517
00:31:06,868 --> 00:31:09,119
the FCC over foreign ownership of broadcast.

518
00:31:09,119 --> 00:31:11,581
- He's pitching me. - I'm telling you.

519
00:31:11,581 --> 00:31:14,333
I think maybe CFIUS might have a word to say

520
00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:20,798
about Matsson's extreme political positions and fucking Holocaust jokes.

521
00:31:22,717 --> 00:31:25,053
Sure, so what?

522
00:31:25,679 --> 00:31:29,139
So, you guys come out for regulation pretty soon,

523
00:31:29,766 --> 00:31:32,686
and we give you a better ride in the first hundred days.

524
00:31:32,686 --> 00:31:35,688
Man, I forgot how eager you were to get laid at a party.

525
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,773
Let me check in.

526
00:31:37,773 --> 00:31:41,027
Cool. All right, love it. Would love to get laid.

527
00:31:43,487 --> 00:31:44,990
Could we have the room?

528
00:31:47,449 --> 00:31:51,870
So, you're doing great. Yeah, eminently plausible. Nice wordings.

529
00:31:51,870 --> 00:31:54,415
- Really? - Yeah, yeah, you're doing good.

530
00:31:54,415 --> 00:31:56,459
Nate, I think, really liked talking to you,

531
00:31:56,459 --> 00:31:58,712
and Carly loved you, so yeah.

532
00:31:58,712 --> 00:32:01,923
Cool, cool. I wasn't sure, because I don't always read people great.

533
00:32:01,923 --> 00:32:04,049
It's good. You're good.

534
00:32:04,049 --> 00:32:05,468
Yeah, you've hit the A-team,

535
00:32:05,468 --> 00:32:07,053
and so now I think we should build your profile

536
00:32:07,053 --> 00:32:09,723
with the op-ed narcissists and the beltway psychos.

537
00:32:10,556 --> 00:32:12,100
I like this,

538
00:32:12,100 --> 00:32:15,310
I thought these people would be very complicated,

539
00:32:15,310 --> 00:32:18,606
but they're not. It's basically just like money and gossip.

540
00:32:18,606 --> 00:32:22,152
That's all it is. Just money and gossip. That's everything.

541
00:32:22,152 --> 00:32:24,361
All right. Take me down to the Paradise City.

542
00:32:24,361 --> 00:32:29,284
Great. Well, at this point, I think I would like to ask the question,

543
00:32:29,284 --> 00:32:32,745
not that I don't love heaving you around like a great lump of pine

544
00:32:32,745 --> 00:32:37,207
and making you shine, but what have you done for me lately?

545
00:32:39,919 --> 00:32:44,674
Okay, well, what do you want?

546
00:32:46,217 --> 00:32:51,013
I really like talking to you. You can have whatever you want.

547
00:32:52,806 --> 00:32:56,311
Okay, so this situation is not without risk for me,

548
00:32:56,311 --> 00:32:59,605
so if I was to move to actively engage in assisting you

549
00:32:59,605 --> 00:33:01,775
with the acquisition, then I would need to know

550
00:33:01,775 --> 00:33:05,153
that it leads to a very, very, very significant role.

551
00:33:05,153 --> 00:33:07,696
Three verys. Wow.

552
00:33:08,657 --> 00:33:11,409
Okay. Carry on.

553
00:33:12,285 --> 00:33:15,245
So, I know the company. I know everything.

554
00:33:15,245 --> 00:33:17,666
I know my way around. I'm collaborative.

555
00:33:17,666 --> 00:33:19,250
I have the name.

556
00:33:19,250 --> 00:33:23,295
I'm hot shit and I'm ready to go. Okay?

557
00:33:25,673 --> 00:33:27,466
Okay.

558
00:33:29,260 --> 00:33:30,844
- Can I think? - No.

559
00:33:32,971 --> 00:33:36,600
All right. Okay.

560
00:33:37,393 --> 00:33:43,357
I would hate to lose you. Why don't we circle back in a bit? Okay?

561
00:33:43,357 --> 00:33:45,442
Yeah, sure. Of course.

562
00:33:46,068 --> 00:33:48,320
You are doing good out there, you know.

563
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,323
You're like a self-teaching AI.

564
00:33:50,323 --> 00:33:51,949
I'm just going to take five

565
00:33:51,949 --> 00:33:54,076
and then I'll be back with the dipshits and limp dicks.

566
00:33:54,076 --> 00:33:55,160
Yeah, sure.

567
00:33:59,666 --> 00:34:03,295
Hey, hey, hey. Boney Moroney. Can you lend a hand?

568
00:34:05,130 --> 00:34:08,632
Matsson? Can you like look after him?

569
00:34:08,632 --> 00:34:14,138
I guess he occasionally has expressed a distaste in the past

570
00:34:14,138 --> 00:34:17,766
for my particular flavor of me.

571
00:34:17,766 --> 00:34:19,435
Just find him a blunt. Something stronger.

572
00:34:19,435 --> 00:34:21,604
Point his dick in the direction of some fissile material.

573
00:34:21,604 --> 00:34:23,982
- Yeah? - Yeah. Okay.

574
00:34:23,982 --> 00:34:25,357
I can try.

575
00:34:29,612 --> 00:34:32,282
So, Tom, are you going to imperil democracy tomorrow?

576
00:34:33,490 --> 00:34:36,535
Yeah, you against the wall, you against the wall, you're a nice guy,

577
00:34:36,535 --> 00:34:39,204
you can live. That's what I'll do.

578
00:34:39,204 --> 00:34:41,290
Come on, please. I can assure you,

579
00:34:41,290 --> 00:34:43,667
Mr. Mild here is a one pepper menu item.

580
00:34:43,667 --> 00:34:45,045
Thank you, dear.

581
00:34:45,045 --> 00:34:49,716
And plans after the deal goes through? I hear you may be headed elsewhere.

582
00:34:49,716 --> 00:34:54,220
I've always got options. Why, what did you hear?

583
00:34:54,220 --> 00:34:56,388
Well, maybe I heard wrong.

584
00:34:59,184 --> 00:35:00,809
Okay. Okay.

585
00:35:00,809 --> 00:35:02,270
Sorry, excuse me, Scott.

586
00:35:03,479 --> 00:35:08,485
That is some top shelf rat fuck in there. Yeah, bye bye.

587
00:35:08,485 --> 00:35:11,154
The deep dive on Matsson, it's pretty juicy.

588
00:35:11,154 --> 00:35:13,490
Apparently he's been creepin' on Ebba,

589
00:35:13,490 --> 00:35:15,657
his comms, sending her some weird shit.

590
00:35:15,657 --> 00:35:18,035
Blood, bits of hair, perhaps some other things.

591
00:35:18,577 --> 00:35:21,081
Nate! You're gonna want in on this.

592
00:35:21,081 --> 00:35:23,499
Nate, you wanna hear something nasty about someone terrible?

593
00:35:23,499 --> 00:35:25,793
- Matsson. - Sure. I gotta go.

594
00:35:26,585 --> 00:35:27,920
- You're going? - Yeah.

595
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:31,466
Okay, but we're good on the situation?

596
00:35:31,466 --> 00:35:34,468
Daniel's people aren't too comfortable with me rubbing shoulders with you,

597
00:35:34,468 --> 00:35:38,639
and Coop likes to yap.

598
00:35:39,891 --> 00:35:43,936
Looks a little cozy, so... Apologies.

599
00:35:43,936 --> 00:35:47,481
But I think there is something here. These are legitimate concerns.

600
00:35:48,233 --> 00:35:53,278
Just tell Daniel, I mean, we can make primetime safe for you.

601
00:35:53,278 --> 00:35:54,656
I'm gonna be straight with you.

602
00:35:54,656 --> 00:35:58,617
I don't feel comfortable with the tenor of this conversation.

603
00:35:58,617 --> 00:36:01,078
You don't feel comfortable with the tenor of this conversation?

604
00:36:01,078 --> 00:36:03,873
Don't play hall monitor with me, bro.

605
00:36:03,873 --> 00:36:07,711
Right? I know you. I know who you are, my friend.

606
00:36:07,711 --> 00:36:09,754
I don't know what you think this is. I'm not Gil.

607
00:36:09,754 --> 00:36:13,215
You're not Logan. That's a good thing.

608
00:36:13,842 --> 00:36:15,427
I'll see you.

609
00:36:20,682 --> 00:36:24,518
And so where would we live exactly in Oman?

610
00:36:24,518 --> 00:36:27,439
In Muscat, I should think. In a compound.

611
00:36:28,272 --> 00:36:30,899
Okay, but would it be above ground?

612
00:36:30,899 --> 00:36:35,363
Of course, above ground, Willa. Pearl of Arabia.

613
00:36:36,740 --> 00:36:41,036
Okay. The Sultan's word has the force of the law. Great.

614
00:36:41,036 --> 00:36:43,079
At the airport, we walk right through.

615
00:36:44,581 --> 00:36:46,498
And this is for Mencken?

616
00:36:46,999 --> 00:36:49,252
You know, all my family and friends hate Mencken.

617
00:36:49,252 --> 00:36:51,963
Diplomatic plates. You can park anywhere.

618
00:36:51,963 --> 00:36:54,173
You can drive on the sidewalk. Your police can't touch you.

619
00:36:54,173 --> 00:36:56,176
Running people over is not a selling point.

620
00:37:06,561 --> 00:37:10,564
- Fucking Greg! - Hey, my Swedish friends.

621
00:37:11,691 --> 00:37:13,108
Nice to see you.

622
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,364
Fucking hanger-on. Fucking dingleberry.

623
00:37:18,948 --> 00:37:21,576
Dude, I'm on a charm offensive here. Can you be kind?

624
00:37:23,244 --> 00:37:26,289
- Would you like to join us? - Would you like to fuck off?

625
00:37:27,039 --> 00:37:28,749
Oh my God.

626
00:37:29,708 --> 00:37:31,962
Serious, Oskar. I'm going to fire you.

627
00:37:33,046 --> 00:37:35,799
Okay, Ebba. Can you fire him, please?

628
00:37:36,423 --> 00:37:40,011
Can you? I'm sorry. Is this boring you?

629
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:43,014
I've seen him cut your balls a hundred times.

630
00:37:43,014 --> 00:37:44,390
Yeah, it's a little bit boring.

631
00:37:44,390 --> 00:37:49,354
Look at him. Sadistic face. He loves it. He loves being fired.

632
00:37:49,354 --> 00:37:52,147
I would like to fire Ebba, though.

633
00:37:52,147 --> 00:37:56,819
Yeah. But I can't because she's created and fostered

634
00:37:56,819 --> 00:38:00,824
this situation in which I find it very difficult to do what I want.

635
00:38:00,824 --> 00:38:04,743
I'm not saying you've done it on purpose, but it is quite interesting

636
00:38:05,495 --> 00:38:09,373
that you have sort of tenure. Because we mingled.

637
00:38:09,373 --> 00:38:11,584
- Lukas. - Ebba.

638
00:38:11,584 --> 00:38:15,922
I'm not sure if you're kidding, but I could help.

639
00:38:17,382 --> 00:38:18,967
I'd fire her if you want.

640
00:38:18,967 --> 00:38:20,384
- Yeah? - Yeah.

641
00:38:20,384 --> 00:38:27,182
I'd fire her right now. I've got some recent experience in this arena.

642
00:38:27,182 --> 00:38:28,852
Would you do that for me?

643
00:38:28,852 --> 00:38:30,686
Instantly, sure.

644
00:38:30,686 --> 00:38:34,524
It's on. Guys, gather around.

645
00:38:34,524 --> 00:38:37,319
This guy is about to fire my senior comms.

646
00:38:37,319 --> 00:38:38,652
No hard feelings.

647
00:38:38,652 --> 00:38:41,364
The jokes are funny. The jokes are very funny.

648
00:38:43,365 --> 00:38:45,994
Ebba! Come on.

649
00:38:47,203 --> 00:38:50,456
You know what, Lukas? I wish you would fire me.

650
00:38:50,456 --> 00:38:55,587
Ebba!

651
00:38:56,463 --> 00:39:01,050
It's not the attitude of the employee that we want at our company.

652
00:39:09,976 --> 00:39:11,310
You okay?

653
00:39:12,895 --> 00:39:14,147
Hi.

654
00:39:15,774 --> 00:39:19,069
We just wanted to check in and make sure you're okay

655
00:39:19,069 --> 00:39:23,280
on a human level. We saw... Are you good?

656
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,617
I'm totally fine. Don't worry about it.

657
00:39:26,617 --> 00:39:28,787
All right. Well, good. That's good to hear.

658
00:39:28,787 --> 00:39:31,663
Yeah, yeah. Totally.

659
00:39:31,663 --> 00:39:33,500
He seems kind of awful.

660
00:39:35,376 --> 00:39:39,923
We built his whole rep.

661
00:39:41,548 --> 00:39:43,468
He's not even a real coder.

662
00:39:43,468 --> 00:39:47,722
Someone gave him like a box of tech and he took it to market.

663
00:39:47,722 --> 00:39:50,350
- Bravo. - Yeah, bravo.

664
00:39:50,350 --> 00:39:55,563
We just wanted to say we sympathize with all this shit.

665
00:39:56,772 --> 00:40:00,151
Well, I'll be out in February anyways.

666
00:40:00,151 --> 00:40:01,944
Really? That's a shame.

667
00:40:02,654 --> 00:40:08,618
And is that because of the sending you of whatnots?

668
00:40:09,953 --> 00:40:12,038
What? No.

669
00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:17,584
I mean, that's pretty much the least of his worries right now.

670
00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:20,088
Okay. All right. Because?

671
00:40:21,714 --> 00:40:23,757
- India. - India. Right.

672
00:40:24,508 --> 00:40:28,930
And I feel like I know this, but what are the details here with that?

673
00:40:29,472 --> 00:40:34,309
The details? I'm going to give you all the details. Sure.

674
00:40:35,145 --> 00:40:36,688
Can I bum a smoke?

675
00:40:37,896 --> 00:40:39,606
Yeah. Sure.

676
00:40:44,571 --> 00:40:49,533
So ATN is saying "Dems positive polls a radical misinformation plot".

677
00:40:50,076 --> 00:40:52,871
- Ballsy. - Like to keep things peppery.

678
00:40:52,871 --> 00:40:55,290
I mean, did we mention he's tired? Yeah.

679
00:40:55,290 --> 00:40:59,293
I guess he can't be across everything, can you, tired boy?

680
00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:01,378
But you should call Pam on that

681
00:41:01,713 --> 00:41:03,422
because everyone here is needling me.

682
00:41:03,422 --> 00:41:05,300
Then you should tell them to stop wetting their pants.

683
00:41:05,300 --> 00:41:08,802
Well, I get that Tom, but also you heard about the Phoenix thing?

684
00:41:08,802 --> 00:41:11,805
The O'Malley's firebombed a fucking campaign office.

685
00:41:11,805 --> 00:41:16,186
A firecracker. A pair of firecrackers taped together.

686
00:41:16,186 --> 00:41:19,188
Sorry. May we borrow the lady for a second?

687
00:41:19,188 --> 00:41:21,441
- Sure. - Guess what?

688
00:41:21,441 --> 00:41:24,110
What? The Phoenix thing? It's pretty wild.

689
00:41:24,110 --> 00:41:26,112
Nope. Matsson's numbers are funky.

690
00:41:28,447 --> 00:41:30,450
Sorry. What the fuck are you talking about?

691
00:41:30,450 --> 00:41:32,994
Ebba spilled. Screwy metrics in India.

692
00:41:32,994 --> 00:41:37,082
Matsson has been peddling bundles of South Asian packing peanuts.

693
00:41:37,082 --> 00:41:40,251
What? You mean like... Significant numbers?

694
00:41:40,251 --> 00:41:42,879
Yeah. We think so. Big, big.

695
00:41:43,296 --> 00:41:46,549
I fucking knew he was a bullshitter. I'm telling you, new money.

696
00:41:46,549 --> 00:41:49,177
You gotta hold those fresh bills to the light.

697
00:41:51,137 --> 00:41:53,264
Okay. Fuck.

698
00:41:54,891 --> 00:41:56,977
You said a hundred scalps in three days ?

699
00:41:56,977 --> 00:41:58,436
A hundred.

700
00:41:58,436 --> 00:42:03,982
Mr. Nephew, that's quite a number. I thought you were backwash

701
00:42:03,982 --> 00:42:08,530
at the bottom of the gene pool, but this is something else.

702
00:42:08,530 --> 00:42:10,155
Yes, you underestimated me

703
00:42:10,155 --> 00:42:13,409
and that's exactly how I wanted it to look.

704
00:42:14,703 --> 00:42:16,912
Well, how did you do it?

705
00:42:18,915 --> 00:42:22,377
I don't know. I just do it. Just jackknife right in there

706
00:42:22,377 --> 00:42:24,087
and slit their throat.

707
00:42:24,878 --> 00:42:28,842
It must feel afterwards a little bit shitty, right?

708
00:42:28,842 --> 00:42:35,305
Honestly, not really. HR says I'm the right guy for the job

709
00:42:35,305 --> 00:42:38,267
because it looks like I care, but I don't.

710
00:42:38,267 --> 00:42:39,686
Not a good person.

711
00:42:39,686 --> 00:42:45,900
No, I am. It's just you gotta do what you gotta do. Right?

712
00:42:46,401 --> 00:42:47,986
Do you though?

713
00:42:47,986 --> 00:42:52,865
Hey! There she is. Welcome to the kids' table.

714
00:42:52,865 --> 00:42:55,534
Can I talk to you for a second?

715
00:42:55,534 --> 00:42:57,537
Yeah. It's time to up periscopes?

716
00:42:58,038 --> 00:43:00,540
Yeah. Sorry to break up the brains trust.

717
00:43:00,540 --> 00:43:02,083
Sit.

718
00:43:02,625 --> 00:43:05,002
A butcher with a smile.

719
00:43:08,130 --> 00:43:11,509
Why are we running? Is there a fire or what?

720
00:43:11,509 --> 00:43:13,344
Yeah. There might be.

721
00:43:13,344 --> 00:43:16,097
So what's happening with your numbers?

722
00:43:17,056 --> 00:43:18,932
- What numbers? - What numbers?

723
00:43:19,516 --> 00:43:20,852
Lukas.

724
00:43:22,020 --> 00:43:24,064
- In India? - Yeah.

725
00:43:24,813 --> 00:43:26,815
Is this Ebba or Oskar?

726
00:43:29,026 --> 00:43:30,110
Okay.

727
00:43:34,114 --> 00:43:38,827
Well, there's a little issue that we're looking into

728
00:43:39,704 --> 00:43:42,915
with subscriber numbers being bullshit.

729
00:43:42,915 --> 00:43:47,504
Not bullshit, but a little bit bullshit.

730
00:43:47,504 --> 00:43:50,048
What does a little bit bullshit mean?

731
00:43:50,048 --> 00:43:53,884
Well, maybe we discovered a metrics error that has overstated our subs

732
00:43:53,884 --> 00:43:58,639
in India. If there were two Indias, it would make sense.

733
00:43:58,639 --> 00:44:00,558
You maybe discovered?

734
00:44:00,558 --> 00:44:03,228
Yeah, but there isn't two Indias. There's only one India.

735
00:44:03,228 --> 00:44:06,063
It's a long story,

736
00:44:06,063 --> 00:44:08,233
but it's an emerging market.

737
00:44:08,233 --> 00:44:09,733
It's all wet cement.

738
00:44:10,609 --> 00:44:12,861
So, stock and cash deal.

739
00:44:12,861 --> 00:44:15,657
The board would be well within their rights to pull out.

740
00:44:15,657 --> 00:44:17,366
You know that, obviously.

741
00:44:17,366 --> 00:44:21,454
So, when are you addressing? Like, how are you handling?

742
00:44:22,079 --> 00:44:26,001
I'm not gonna, I don't want some forum monkeys

743
00:44:26,001 --> 00:44:28,502
just shorting me. I don't like when people get into me.

744
00:44:28,502 --> 00:44:30,045
It's gonna get out eventually.

745
00:44:30,045 --> 00:44:33,590
Or we buy Waystar and it gets lost in the deal dazzle.

746
00:44:33,590 --> 00:44:37,470
SEC, DOJ... Is this even legal?

747
00:44:37,470 --> 00:44:38,887
We close quickly

748
00:44:38,887 --> 00:44:41,182
and then shit will get crazy good.

749
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,353
By next quarter the numbers will be real, probably.

750
00:44:47,646 --> 00:44:50,190
Come on, it's kind of funny though, isn't it?

751
00:44:50,984 --> 00:44:53,861
I know it's pretty bad.

752
00:44:54,279 --> 00:44:57,573
- Yeah. - You can fix it though, right?

753
00:44:58,783 --> 00:45:01,953
Yeah, sure. I'll just build another fucking India.

754
00:45:02,579 --> 00:45:04,329
Love that. Build another India.

755
00:45:05,540 --> 00:45:06,915
Yeah, that's my girl.

756
00:45:12,796 --> 00:45:13,923
Fuck me!

757
00:45:19,053 --> 00:45:22,766
Hey, Gerri. Let me guess. "I'll have a Martini."

758
00:45:24,476 --> 00:45:26,852
Can we chat about stuff? I might need your advice.

759
00:45:26,852 --> 00:45:28,395
No.

760
00:45:28,395 --> 00:45:31,023
No? Just no? Gerri!

761
00:45:31,482 --> 00:45:32,983
What?

762
00:45:32,983 --> 00:45:36,905
The thing, the firing you thing? That wasn't real.

763
00:45:36,905 --> 00:45:38,531
- No? - No.

764
00:45:38,531 --> 00:45:41,909
It was like in the heat of the, you know?

765
00:45:41,909 --> 00:45:43,119
No.

766
00:45:43,119 --> 00:45:46,622
Okay. Well, come on, let's have a fucking chat, okay?

767
00:45:47,374 --> 00:45:50,085
I'll stand in a cupboard and jerk off while you explain to me

768
00:45:50,085 --> 00:45:52,419
what the SEC is, okay?

769
00:45:53,546 --> 00:45:55,339
Really? No? Too soon?

770
00:45:55,923 --> 00:45:57,759
What do you want? You want, like, a sorry?

771
00:45:57,759 --> 00:45:59,677
I got a whole purse full of sorrys. I'm sorry.

772
00:45:59,677 --> 00:46:01,846
I'm out. I'm done.

773
00:46:01,846 --> 00:46:03,847
Bullshit. Dad fired people all the time.

774
00:46:03,847 --> 00:46:06,226
I was just feeling kind of fire-ish.

775
00:46:06,226 --> 00:46:08,477
I have some requirements you should know about.

776
00:46:08,853 --> 00:46:11,439
Several of which have been officially communicated

777
00:46:11,439 --> 00:46:16,486
and some that I thought I should, you know, say in person.

778
00:46:16,486 --> 00:46:18,655
Okay. Robo-Gerri.

779
00:46:18,655 --> 00:46:20,115
First of all, I want money.

780
00:46:20,115 --> 00:46:23,659
Eye-watering sums. Hundreds of millions of dollars.

781
00:46:23,659 --> 00:46:24,828
No. Pass.

782
00:46:24,828 --> 00:46:28,247
So I have retained personal reputation management.

783
00:46:28,247 --> 00:46:29,832
They will be on the line

784
00:46:29,832 --> 00:46:32,960
when Karolina does her background briefings

785
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:34,879
off a set of my bullet points.

786
00:46:34,879 --> 00:46:37,756
I will set off your bullet points.

787
00:46:37,756 --> 00:46:42,595
And if I ever get a whiff of anything undermining my narrative any time

788
00:46:42,595 --> 00:46:44,888
in the next five years, I will sue

789
00:46:44,888 --> 00:46:49,019
and I will go public with those many pictures of your genitalia

790
00:46:49,019 --> 00:46:51,770
that I have in my possession. Have I made myself clear?

791
00:46:51,770 --> 00:46:54,898
Yes, absolutely. It's been a pleasure working with you, Gerri. Thanks.

792
00:46:54,898 --> 00:46:57,026
I could have got you there.

793
00:46:59,570 --> 00:47:01,865
But nope. Nope.

794
00:47:01,865 --> 00:47:04,451
Nope. See ya.

795
00:47:16,421 --> 00:47:19,882
Hey. Con, can we settle this now?

796
00:47:19,882 --> 00:47:23,386
Everyone is quite freaked out about this political firebombing in Arizona.

797
00:47:23,386 --> 00:47:26,556
The pop-ups in Phoenix, the waste paper basket on fire.

798
00:47:26,556 --> 00:47:28,933
I think a filing cabinet was in the ICU. Can we draft?

799
00:47:28,933 --> 00:47:32,228
Well, actually there's been a slight change of heart.

800
00:47:32,228 --> 00:47:34,356
Get the fuck out of here. You got it.

801
00:47:34,356 --> 00:47:37,524
You got your bobble. It's great. Let's write up a fucking statement.

802
00:47:37,524 --> 00:47:40,778
Wind up the old fax machine and fart it out to your oddball army.

803
00:47:41,236 --> 00:47:44,907
We wonder, Roman, if he might have invested too much

804
00:47:44,907 --> 00:47:47,451
in this campaign to just drop out now.

805
00:47:47,451 --> 00:47:49,245
That's so cool. You tried,

806
00:47:49,245 --> 00:47:51,581
you failed, you move on. Find something new.

807
00:47:51,581 --> 00:47:54,917
He's fought hard and we want to find out what might happen.

808
00:47:54,917 --> 00:47:57,295
He might write a book about this or a speaker circuit or...

809
00:47:57,295 --> 00:47:59,505
Hey, nothing is going to happen, okay?

810
00:47:59,505 --> 00:48:01,715
Anything might happen tomorrow, actually.

811
00:48:01,715 --> 00:48:02,926
Really? Anything?

812
00:48:02,926 --> 00:48:05,053
Because that's the beauty of this little system

813
00:48:05,053 --> 00:48:06,887
that we have called democracy.

814
00:48:06,887 --> 00:48:08,847
Come. Bam. Eat the fucking carrot, okay?

815
00:48:08,847 --> 00:48:10,850
Everyone in this room thinks you're a fucking joke.

816
00:48:10,850 --> 00:48:13,060
So tell your wife to shut the fuck up,

817
00:48:13,060 --> 00:48:15,939
cover her shoulders and pack a fucking bag for Oman, okay?

818
00:48:15,939 --> 00:48:18,399
- I'm talking here. It's okay. - Easy.

819
00:48:20,859 --> 00:48:23,780
There's one person here who doesn't think I'm a joke.

820
00:48:24,698 --> 00:48:27,658
So that's who I'm going to listen to, okay?

821
00:48:27,658 --> 00:48:29,536
That's smart. Yeah, listen to her.

822
00:48:29,536 --> 00:48:32,747
Willa, honey. Bye. Nice to meet you.

823
00:48:32,747 --> 00:48:35,208
Pleasure, sir. You got my vote. 100 percent.

824
00:48:35,208 --> 00:48:37,210
I am trying to help you.

825
00:48:41,255 --> 00:48:44,759
Really nice party. Cool, cool family.

826
00:48:45,300 --> 00:48:47,011
Thanks, man. Tweet about it.

827
00:48:49,347 --> 00:48:53,308
So who's going out tonight in this shitty fucking town?

828
00:48:53,308 --> 00:48:56,604
Anyone? I got to say, it's pretty depressing from up here.

829
00:48:56,604 --> 00:48:59,149
You can really see how second world it is.

830
00:48:59,149 --> 00:49:01,483
I don't know. Pretty happening town, famously.

831
00:49:01,483 --> 00:49:02,819
Really? Is it, though?

832
00:49:02,819 --> 00:49:07,032
Compared to Singapore, Seoul? It's like Legoland.

833
00:49:07,032 --> 00:49:08,323
You know we still run shit.

834
00:49:09,324 --> 00:49:12,245
- Like, as in, only in New York. - Yeah.

835
00:49:12,245 --> 00:49:15,373
Right. Okay. Well, nothing happens in New York

836
00:49:15,373 --> 00:49:16,833
that doesn't happen everywhere.

837
00:49:16,833 --> 00:49:18,418
You should get that written on a cup.

838
00:49:18,418 --> 00:49:20,294
Shouldn't he get that written on a cup?

839
00:49:20,294 --> 00:49:22,088
That would look so cool.

840
00:49:22,088 --> 00:49:24,799
You could sell that in a head shop in Rotterdam.

841
00:49:24,799 --> 00:49:27,260
Could be a good business for you.

842
00:49:27,260 --> 00:49:30,055
Because I hear you might need some new revenue streams.

843
00:49:32,098 --> 00:49:36,853
Really, really good presentation, by the way. Loved it.

844
00:49:37,436 --> 00:49:40,899
Can't wait to get into the predictions, man. Those media predictions.

845
00:49:40,899 --> 00:49:43,359
- It's gonna be fun. - I'm excited about that.

846
00:49:43,359 --> 00:49:44,818
Estimates, you know, estimates.

847
00:49:44,818 --> 00:49:49,199
But you, man, your numbers exploding.

848
00:49:49,199 --> 00:49:52,242
Like, literally unbelievable.

849
00:49:52,242 --> 00:49:55,746
Well, thank you. And congrats to you, as well.

850
00:49:56,081 --> 00:49:57,915
Because I hear your numbers are gay.

851
00:49:57,915 --> 00:49:59,500
- My numbers are what? - Gay.

852
00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:02,086
- My numbers are gay? - Yeah.

853
00:50:02,086 --> 00:50:05,048
You had this cute little valuation,

854
00:50:05,048 --> 00:50:08,093
and your numbers just came out as gay.

855
00:50:08,093 --> 00:50:09,843
It's kind of homophobic, man.

856
00:50:09,843 --> 00:50:13,223
Dude, just let the wave hit you. Float out.

857
00:50:14,014 --> 00:50:15,976
I think I am the wave, though, actually.

858
00:50:15,976 --> 00:50:18,937
You think you are the wave? Because you love the deal?

859
00:50:18,937 --> 00:50:22,356
Are you kidding? Biggest overpay in history. Love that shit.

860
00:50:22,356 --> 00:50:25,025
Love it. Love the deal.

861
00:50:25,025 --> 00:50:28,446
- Love the deal. - Love the deal.

862
00:50:30,114 --> 00:50:32,324
Come on. Come on, brother.

863
00:50:32,324 --> 00:50:34,536
Love the deal.

864
00:50:35,620 --> 00:50:36,578
Yes.

865
00:50:37,664 --> 00:50:40,458
- Love the deal. - Love the deal.

866
00:50:41,918 --> 00:50:44,837
- The fuck? Bit of a show. - Hugging it out.

867
00:50:46,006 --> 00:50:47,674
- I'm gonna... - What?

868
00:50:47,674 --> 00:50:51,510
I'm going to bed. I'm bushwhacked. My eyes are sandpaper.

869
00:50:51,510 --> 00:50:54,431
Well, you can stay up for just a little longer

870
00:50:54,431 --> 00:50:55,932
and say goodnight to people together.

871
00:50:55,932 --> 00:50:57,808
Do you know what my day looks like tomorrow?

872
00:50:57,808 --> 00:50:59,686
Tom, you're not doing anything.

873
00:50:59,686 --> 00:51:01,771
You're just looking for shiny foreheads. It's fine.

874
00:51:01,771 --> 00:51:03,815
Stay for 45 minutes more.

875
00:51:03,815 --> 00:51:08,277
I'm just a little tired because all the fun gossip

876
00:51:08,277 --> 00:51:10,863
that I've been hearing from everywhere at this party

877
00:51:10,863 --> 00:51:14,367
in my house is that I'm gonna be shit-canned.

878
00:51:14,367 --> 00:51:17,370
- I got faith in you, man. - Always been a loyal servant.

879
00:51:20,205 --> 00:51:21,499
Sorry.

880
00:51:23,001 --> 00:51:24,210
Not helpful.

881
00:51:28,882 --> 00:51:30,008
What the fuck is wrong with you?

882
00:51:30,008 --> 00:51:32,594
I just really do need to get some sleep. I'm sorry.

883
00:51:32,594 --> 00:51:34,803
- Can we just leave it there, please? - You're tired. I get it.

884
00:51:34,803 --> 00:51:37,182
You keep on fucking saying, so yeah. You're tired.

885
00:51:37,182 --> 00:51:39,475
Okay. I'm tired. Let's leave it there.

886
00:51:39,475 --> 00:51:41,478
- Keep fucking telling everyone. - Okay. Okay. I'll stop.

887
00:51:41,478 --> 00:51:43,687
You're tired. I get it. I'm sorry.

888
00:51:43,687 --> 00:51:46,732
I am just worried about

889
00:51:47,316 --> 00:51:50,486
maybe I've nailed myself to the Matsson Cross

890
00:51:50,486 --> 00:51:53,113
and he might turn out to be bullshit.

891
00:51:53,113 --> 00:51:56,158
You know, he's erratic and, you know, maybe he isn't real.

892
00:51:56,158 --> 00:51:58,911
Shiv, he's real. He's the future.

893
00:51:58,911 --> 00:52:00,412
No, Tom.

894
00:52:02,539 --> 00:52:05,835
There is a time bomb in his numbers and I might get blown up.

895
00:52:05,835 --> 00:52:08,837
You'll be fine. You'll always be fine.

896
00:52:08,837 --> 00:52:11,882
No. I am fucking my family for this.

897
00:52:12,466 --> 00:52:13,842
Can I just say something?

898
00:52:14,927 --> 00:52:16,262
At this party here,

899
00:52:16,262 --> 00:52:20,475
there are maybe 40 of the most important people in America

900
00:52:20,475 --> 00:52:24,521
and you have just walked all around all evening

901
00:52:24,521 --> 00:52:27,315
telling them all that I'm going to get fired.

902
00:52:27,315 --> 00:52:33,737
No. It was implied, likely, as a little part of a tactical kind of joke.

903
00:52:33,737 --> 00:52:38,118
Will you explain to me the joke?

904
00:52:38,118 --> 00:52:41,204
Because I don't get the fucking joke. I don't get the joke.

905
00:52:41,204 --> 00:52:43,999
It was something that he said that isn't true that we needed to say.

906
00:52:43,999 --> 00:52:46,291
But you stood by his side and he said it

907
00:52:46,291 --> 00:52:48,670
and you were like, "Okay, well, that sounds good to me."

908
00:52:48,670 --> 00:52:51,298
I'm not doing this right now. No.

909
00:52:52,173 --> 00:52:54,508
I am in serious trouble. That was a play.

910
00:52:54,508 --> 00:52:57,761
You will be okay because you are a tough fucking bitch

911
00:52:57,761 --> 00:53:01,849
who will always survive because you do what you need.

912
00:53:01,849 --> 00:53:04,435
You will do whatever you need.

913
00:53:04,435 --> 00:53:06,729
Yeah? Really? Sure you're not projecting

914
00:53:06,729 --> 00:53:08,647
because that is actually you.

915
00:53:12,776 --> 00:53:14,445
Should we have a real conversation?

916
00:53:14,445 --> 00:53:16,906
- With a scorpion? No. - That was a friendly thing.

917
00:53:16,906 --> 00:53:19,158
Real friendly.

918
00:53:21,411 --> 00:53:27,083
I'm a scorpion. You're a hyena. You're a street rat.

919
00:53:27,083 --> 00:53:29,084
Actually, no, you're a fucking snake.

920
00:53:29,084 --> 00:53:31,712
Here's a dead snake to wear as a necktie, Tom.

921
00:53:31,712 --> 00:53:33,088
Why aren't you laughing?

922
00:53:36,884 --> 00:53:39,345
I wonder if we shouldn't clear the air.

923
00:53:39,345 --> 00:53:40,971
Yeah? Sure.

924
00:53:40,971 --> 00:53:44,683
I think that you can be a very selfish person,

925
00:53:44,683 --> 00:53:48,647
and I think you find it very hard to think about me.

926
00:53:48,647 --> 00:53:53,401
And I think you shouldn't have even married me, actually.

927
00:53:53,401 --> 00:53:55,904
What the fuck? What the actual fuck?

928
00:53:55,904 --> 00:54:00,158
You proposed to me on my lowest fucking ebb.

929
00:54:00,158 --> 00:54:02,451
My dad was dying. What was I supposed to say?

930
00:54:02,451 --> 00:54:04,995
- Perhaps no. - I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

931
00:54:04,995 --> 00:54:06,956
Thanks. Thanks for that.

932
00:54:06,956 --> 00:54:10,460
You really kept me safe while you ran off to fuck the phone book.

933
00:54:10,460 --> 00:54:13,672
Fuck off. You're a hick. A conservative hick.

934
00:54:13,672 --> 00:54:16,465
And then you hid it because you were so scared

935
00:54:16,465 --> 00:54:18,467
of how fucking awful you are.

936
00:54:18,467 --> 00:54:21,053
You were only with me to get to power.

937
00:54:21,053 --> 00:54:23,098
Well, you got it now, Tom. You've got it.

938
00:54:23,098 --> 00:54:24,975
I'm with you because I love you.

939
00:54:24,975 --> 00:54:28,060
Bullshit. You're fucking me for my DNA.

940
00:54:28,060 --> 00:54:30,437
You're fucking me for a fucking ladder

941
00:54:30,437 --> 00:54:33,649
because your whole family is striving and parochial.

942
00:54:33,649 --> 00:54:36,486
That's not a fair characterization.

943
00:54:36,486 --> 00:54:39,197
No? Well, your mom loves me more than she loves you

944
00:54:39,197 --> 00:54:40,489
because she's cracked.

945
00:54:40,489 --> 00:54:45,119
You want to actually clear the air? Fine. You betrayed me.

946
00:54:45,119 --> 00:54:50,750
You were going to see me get sent to fucking prison, Shiv.

947
00:54:51,375 --> 00:54:55,255
And then you fobbed me off with that fucking undrinkable wine

948
00:54:55,255 --> 00:54:58,757
and you won't have my baby because you never even thought honestly

949
00:54:58,757 --> 00:55:00,801
you'd be with me more than like four fucking years.

950
00:55:00,801 --> 00:55:02,886
You offered to go to jail, Tom.

951
00:55:02,886 --> 00:55:06,266
You offered because you're servile. You're servile.

952
00:55:06,266 --> 00:55:10,478
You are incapable of thinking about anybody other than yourself

953
00:55:10,478 --> 00:55:14,190
because your sense of who you are, Shiv, is that fucking big.

954
00:55:14,190 --> 00:55:15,399
You read that in a book, Tom?

955
00:55:15,399 --> 00:55:17,610
You're too fucking transparent to find in a book.

956
00:55:17,610 --> 00:55:19,528
You're pathetic.

957
00:55:19,528 --> 00:55:21,364
You're a masochist and you can't even take it.

958
00:55:21,364 --> 00:55:23,240
I think you are incapable of love.

959
00:55:23,240 --> 00:55:27,327
And I think you are maybe not a good person to have children.

960
00:55:29,955 --> 00:55:32,250
That's not very nice to say, is it?

961
00:55:32,250 --> 00:55:33,751
I'm sorry.

962
00:55:35,503 --> 00:55:41,301
I'm sorry. But you have hurt me more than you can possibly imagine.

963
00:55:41,967 --> 00:55:46,514
And you took away the last six months I could have had with my dad.

964
00:55:46,514 --> 00:55:49,059
- No. - Yes.

965
00:55:49,059 --> 00:55:51,186
You sucked up to him and you cut me out.

966
00:55:52,811 --> 00:55:56,858
It's not my fault that you didn't get his approval.

967
00:55:58,734 --> 00:56:01,613
I have given you endless approval

968
00:56:01,613 --> 00:56:04,115
and it doesn't fill you up because you're broken.

969
00:56:07,243 --> 00:56:08,828
I don't like you.

970
00:56:10,455 --> 00:56:13,874
I don't even care about you.

971
00:56:15,585 --> 00:56:16,877
I don't care.

972
00:56:19,130 --> 00:56:22,007
Have we cleared the air? Feel good now?

973
00:56:22,926 --> 00:56:26,261
Yep. Fucking great. Tip top.

974
00:56:28,098 --> 00:56:31,142
You don't deserve me. And you never did.

975
00:56:33,895 --> 00:56:36,564
And everything came out of that...

976
00:56:38,315 --> 00:56:40,235
So fucking flat.

977
00:57:00,463 --> 00:57:03,049
You find ways to have fun out there?

978
00:57:03,049 --> 00:57:05,968
More or less. Red wine smells like wet dog.

979
00:57:08,554 --> 00:57:11,516
Listen, I just wanted to do five. Just me and you.

980
00:57:11,516 --> 00:57:14,060
Just Frankie and Kenny. Not CEO and chair.

981
00:57:14,060 --> 00:57:15,478
Hell.

982
00:57:15,478 --> 00:57:18,355
I don't think the GoJo deal is in the best interests

983
00:57:18,355 --> 00:57:19,816
of the shareholders.

984
00:57:19,816 --> 00:57:22,986
- And I would like to explore ways... - I don't want to hear it, Ken.

985
00:57:22,986 --> 00:57:26,448
What if I told you his subs in India are significantly inflated?

986
00:57:28,907 --> 00:57:33,078
I'm just going to hit you with this. What if we run it all the way back?

987
00:57:33,078 --> 00:57:35,664
Do I even want to know what that means?

988
00:57:35,664 --> 00:57:39,002
We go reverse Viking. We pillage their village.

989
00:57:39,835 --> 00:57:41,713
Waystar acquires GoJo.

990
00:57:47,092 --> 00:57:49,971
There would have to be major issues.

991
00:57:49,971 --> 00:57:52,890
There are. What if we could slow this down?

992
00:57:52,890 --> 00:57:54,850
And we eat Matsson's lunch.

993
00:57:56,311 --> 00:57:57,936
Bigger than Dad ever was.

994
00:57:59,272 --> 00:58:00,857
Roman and Shiv?

995
00:58:00,857 --> 00:58:03,526
I don't know. Part of my plans.

996
00:58:04,152 --> 00:58:07,404
I love them, but not in love with them. You know?

997
00:58:07,404 --> 00:58:08,906
One head, one crown.

998
00:58:09,448 --> 00:58:12,494
But I'll need ballast. Are you with me?

999
00:58:35,057 --> 00:58:40,021
Hi everyone. Hi. Bedtime for Bonzo.

1000
00:58:40,021 --> 00:58:42,732
Sorry, but please get the fuck out of my house now.

1001
00:58:44,776 --> 00:58:50,114
No, no. Please. Party's over because I've got to sleep.

1002
00:58:50,114 --> 00:58:51,824
It's been a terrific night. Thank you so much.

1003
00:58:51,824 --> 00:58:56,287
No, I'm serious. Off you go. Go to bed. Enjoy your bed.

1004
00:58:56,287 --> 00:58:58,707
Just go home. Cry. I'm done.

1005
00:58:59,665 --> 00:59:02,877
I can barely stand, but I've had enough. Good night.

1006
00:59:04,087 --> 00:59:06,506
- Good night, Tom. - Don't forget your coats!

1007
00:59:10,135 --> 00:59:12,345
- Fuck Tom. - Yeah, fuck Tom.

1008
00:59:13,388 --> 00:59:18,476
Fuck Tom. So, guys, funeral.

1009
00:59:18,476 --> 00:59:22,438
If nobody wants to grab it, I'm happy to take the big energy spot.

1010
00:59:22,438 --> 00:59:23,857
- Yeah? - Yeah.

1011
00:59:23,857 --> 00:59:28,193
Yeah, I mean, it seemed like nobody wanted it, so I got it.

1012
00:59:28,193 --> 00:59:29,695
Yeah?

1013
00:59:29,695 --> 00:59:32,073
Sure. It's fine. Knock yourself out.

1014
00:59:32,948 --> 00:59:34,200
Just paint it red.

1015
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:36,286
- Yeah? Happy? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1016
00:59:36,286 --> 00:59:38,203
- Happy? - Happy.

1017
00:59:38,746 --> 00:59:40,706
Happy, happy. Headbangers.

1018
00:59:41,373 --> 00:59:43,250
Here we are. Okay.

1019
00:59:46,129 --> 00:59:47,588
- Good night. - Good night.

