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Okay, hold on, hold on.

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Nice.

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Rasmussen!

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- Hey, Tom. - Hi.

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- Just put it there. - Okay.

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So it's election eve,

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and guess what Father Sexmas has brought you?

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Why, hot fresh polling.

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Yeah. Jimenez up by four.

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Jesus. How are you gonna play?

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I guess, I don't know.

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Amplify to gin up our maniacs or deny, shit on and bury, I guess.

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- Matsson. - What does he want?

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He thinks the Living Plus stock bump is fading

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and he wants to know what my brothers have cooking.

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- Is he coming? - To the party? No.

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No, he doesn't want to swim around

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my dad's "bullshit pre-election brain dead AOL-era legacy media"

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"putrid stuffed-mushroom fuck fest".

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I thought it was gonna be fun.

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So this is just a little party prezzie for being such a hot piece of ass.

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- Thank you. - Such a foxy little minx.

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And just to say that I'm really glad that we're hosting this party together.

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And we can say to people that we had a little break

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and then we're back.

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Yeah, I like that.

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- What? - Yeah.

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A scorpion.

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- Because? - Because it's funny.

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Because why?

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Because it's like, it's a joke.

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Who's the scorpion?

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You, I guess.

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But it's just silly, honey. It's like, you know, I love you,

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but you kill me and I kill you.

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Okay, yeah, right. Yeah, I get it.

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- I like it. - Good.

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Well, you gotta get to work.

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You gotta go contribute to the great toxification.

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Gotta do my part.

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- Hey. - Hey.

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Are you okay? How's everyone?

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No, I'm fine. We're all fine.

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And you know, this is fine, but if it's legal stuff,

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I really need to keep my head out of that right now.

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No, I will just keep this brief.

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Sophie doesn't wanna go to school.

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She is freaked out about the election.

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What do you mean? What, is she okay?

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She's okay.

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All right, so this weekend,

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someone kind of felt pushed by her a little on the street.

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But there was a comment that she felt came from the...

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The guy had on a Ravenhead shirt.

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There was a quote on the shirt

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and she felt it was racially tinged and she's been upset.

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- What did they say? - I don't know.

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And now at school, some kids have started this whole anti-ATN thing,

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which is actually very supportive.

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But it's complex for her.

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Who was with her? Why was she out on the street?

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Did you just ask me why she was on the street?

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You're telling me someone pushed our daughter or whatever ?

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Pushed by her, she was with her friends.

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- Where was I? - Yeah.

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- Are you fucking serious? - I'm not blaming you.

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I'm trying to get all the information before I make a decision

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on our course of action.

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You need to make a decision if you're gonna call your daughter?

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I was raising our daughter

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while you were fucking running a racist news organization.

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- Great, fuck you. Come on! - Fuck me?

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How fucking dare you interrogate me?

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Obviously I feel bad.

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Obviously I will do anything to protect her. Anything.

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Okay, I'm gonna just... We'll cope.

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And I don't know, just maybe call your fucking daughter.

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Well, obviously. Jesus, Rava, Jesus!

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What kind of parent do you think I am?

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You know, you have no idea the things I'm doing, the things I'm working on.

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Six continents, okay?

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I'm breaking my back, and it's all for them.

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To make the world safe.

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Yeah, great, dig on that, dig to heck on that. Dig, dig!

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Yeah, no, we love the deal.

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We just have to make sure we know everything on Matsson and GoJo.

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I mean, there's due diligence, but this is undue diligence,

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extra diligence, okay?

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Okay, great, and get that dirt on Matsson.

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Anything could be useful.

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Apparently, insignificant details could be very useful to me, to us.

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What?

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No, you're a fucking deputy rat fucker.

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Don't object to being a rat fucker, Tomas, it's unbecoming.

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Hey, honey. Bise?

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- Good to see you. - Good to see you.

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- Hi. - Hey, how you doing?

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Good.

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I just came from seeing Pop.

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- Again? - Yeah.

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Any change?

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Looking good. Woke up on the right side of the coffin today, boy.

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What? I like to go. You should go.

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And do what, sit there like I'm feeding the ducks?

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Thank you for ignoring me.

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The weird thing, honestly, is how much he's not there.

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I find that consoling.

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Well, here he is. Kendall Plus.

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- Morning, sorry I'm late. - Hey.

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The man who's gonna lead us to eternal life, Waystar Jesus.

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You seen the polling today?

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That's why you're all perky. Very exciting.

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I'm sure your Red Guards are all ready to come round up

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the thought criminals and turn police stations into cuddle puddles.

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The exciting part is in the top line. In Alaska, I'm exploding.

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Four, five, six percent.

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Guys, can we do this? I have a lot going on today.

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- Sure. - Very well.

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I hereby convene this funeral management committee.

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I've sent the materials and I assume you've familiarized yourselves.

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Because I'm concerned.

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We're saying yes to all Marcia's wishes, then all your ideas,

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Pop's requirements.

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Danger the funeral could turn into a three day grief-a-thon.

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- Just fuck Marcia. - Seconded.

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Great. Carried.

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Nevertheless, we really want a tight 90.

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And the central question is, who's gonna speak?

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What, in front of the most powerful political and cultural

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business interests in the world?

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I'm easy. Right, I can speak about dad.

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What, your usual malign influence material?

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I could do it.

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I think if any one of us actually wants to do it,

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do the big number, then we should just say,

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because probably no one minds, right? No? Yeah.

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Okay. Will you have a think?

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I'm jumping on the digital battle bus.

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Tailgate party, we nail it down, yeah? Okay, sure, bye-bye.

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- All right, good luck. - Bye.

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Right.

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So Shiv, one thing from us on the tailgate.

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We were actually wondering about us, politically inviting Nate.

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Nate? Sofrelli?

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Okay.

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Tom and I kind of had hoped that... Why?

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Because it went so well in LA, you know?

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Hats off to the greatest showman here.

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Apologies on the old wibble wobble and all due congratulations, but...

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So you wanna make sure we have a plan B

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in case we can't chase Matsson out of town on price.

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Exactly, and we think that's regulatory.

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We go hard, regulatory, DOJ, FTC, FCC, EU.

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No?

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I think they might just stop it.

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But even just the threat creates a ton more risk for Matsson,

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kicks the deal down the line, right?

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And Nate... He's across competition

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and he's tight with the Jimenez folks on that.

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Can we get him down?

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So we can sell it on a real level without lobbyists and all the...

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Due process?

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- That stuff. - Yeah.

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- Yeah, sure, fine. - Good.

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- All right, see you tonight. - See you tonight.

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- Good, yeah? - Yeah, good, I think so. What else?

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How you feeling about the blowback from the firings, the bloodlust?

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- You want to throw Hugo at that? - Fuck it, let's own it.

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Hey.

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Hey, Lukas. Yeah, listen, so they're gonna go regulatory.

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Yeah, so you need to be there tonight.

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Well, no, it'll be easy, just my dad invited you.

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Yes, there's gonna be what, 40 thought leaders,

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pols, officials who will actually decide this

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and half of them are gonna be there. Okay?

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So I am telling you that you need to be there too, to counter.

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Sorry if I broke your dick last night.

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Nope, still rock hard.

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So, there's no easy way of doing this.

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I've done this a couple of times this week and sometimes honestly,

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it just makes me cry.

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But I wanted to offer my heartfelt appreciation to you all.

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And now I'm gonna hand over to my colleague, Gregory Hirsch,

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who has more information.

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Thank you, sir. Good morning.

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Good morning.

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I'm here to inform you that Waystar Royco

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has been looking at a range of different options

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in order to drastically reduce costs and a very difficult decision

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to restructure the ATN operation internationally

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has been taken in order to protect the future of the business.

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This action was only taken after seriously considering

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all available options.

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But if you're on this call, this is confirmation

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that you are part of the unlucky group

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who are having their contract terminated with immediate effect

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on the grounds of staffing redundancy

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and today is your final day of employment.

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Final day of employment...

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Going forward, we intend to operate

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Waystar Royco international newsgathering operations utilizing

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third party contract based arrangements.

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I'm seeing some confusion in the chat.

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But yes, if I have been too wordy, yes,

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we are letting all of you go.

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Obviously, I can't take questions on this call,

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but this is a very sad day.

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And I thank you for your time today and your service to Waystar Royco.

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Goodbye.

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Nice, done.

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So this German one with this label, let's push this, okay?

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Say it's a light, fruity red. Don't say it's biodynamic.

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Don't say it's German. Just say it's a light, fruity red.

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And yes, a little bit of fizz is normal and sophisticated, okay?

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Hey.

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It's okay, what's going on? Wakey wakey.

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I'm just, I'm fine. I'm tired.

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Election eve, it's a lot.

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- Yeah. - It turns out, I'm pre-tired.

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I'm tired about thinking how tired I'm gonna be.

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Because someone isn't letting someone get a lot of sleep.

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Well, forgive me.

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So we got a couple of extra names for the guest list.

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Matsson is in fact coming now.

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Because?

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Because Dumb and Dumber are trying to spook the deal

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and want to try doing regulatory shit angle

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and he's gonna come and head that off.

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That's good for me, right?

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I have my chance to dance, I can secure my spot.

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Post Roypocalypse. Right?

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Also, to push that agenda, they wanted to invite Nate.

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And I feel like I had a tactical way to say no, they want to invite Nate.

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He's key on tech and trade for Gil and Jimenez.

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I'm sorry, it's not...

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And I am genuinely sorry, really.

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Sure, Nate.

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It'll be good to see Nate. What do I care?

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- It's okay. - Thanks, honey.

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Okay, you guys ready to spread some regulatory anxieties?

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Yeah, sure, spread those surveillance capitalism heebie-jeebies.

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Just don't let me get stuck with the Journal op-ed ogres.

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They're not all crypto-fascist and right-wing nut jobs.

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We also have some venture capital dems

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and centrist ghouls, dad's ideological range was wide.

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- Should we hit it? - Yeah, let's hit it.

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All right.

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Hey, what's up? Not your guys' poll numbers.

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- Are you tired? - No.

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Maybe a little.

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Maybe drink a coffee.

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If I drink a coffee, then I won't be able to sleep later.

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Think, Greg!

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00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:19,664
So, anyway, listen, Matsson is coming.

255
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:22,375
So, that is gonna be my focus.

256
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:27,464
And you, unless you are truly aligning yourself to the Dumpster brothers,

257
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,174
you might want to sweeten that beat too.

258
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:32,844
Yeah, I'd love to feather that bed.

259
00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:37,223
But Matsson hates me, so I think I'm team Ken-Ro.

260
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:42,271
Up to you, Greg. Okay, I'm gonna mingle.

261
00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:43,564
Yeah, mingle up.

262
00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:49,402
Okay, okay.

263
00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:53,531
Looks like Shiv's hitting Valerie. Have you seen Nate?

264
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,285
No, but Mencken's team called.

265
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:59,413
Okay, because the polling?

266
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,999
Yeah, well, their internals are even worse.

267
00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:05,711
And they want what, ATN to go full,

268
00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:07,670
"we're coming to give your guns hormone therapy,"

269
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,214
"all your guns are gonna be ladies"?

270
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:13,511
Three or four states where Connor's 1% are throwing things

271
00:18:13,511 --> 00:18:15,720
could be pivotal.

272
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,848
If he were to drop out, most of the support would go to them,

273
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:23,561
but his team is not, they're just refusing contact, apparently.

274
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:26,481
So they've asked if I can convince him to drop out.

275
00:18:27,858 --> 00:18:30,360
I mean, I don't know.

276
00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:34,197
- Fuck that guy, right? - Mencken?

277
00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:36,825
Yeah. Victory vans, those O'Malley fucks.

278
00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:37,993
I think fuck him.

279
00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:42,122
It's not bad for us to be tight with him in case things swing his way, right?

280
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:43,749
Yeah, fine, I see you.

281
00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:48,754
All right, I'll hit the libtards, you go help the Nazis.

282
00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:50,463
The Nazis, you got it.

283
00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:52,925
Wait, excuse me.

284
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,137
- Hey. - Hey, Tom.

285
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,264
Hello, Nathaniel!

286
00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:01,475
Appreciate the invite.

287
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:03,811
Well, I've missed you.

288
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:08,274
Won't be long, a lot going on, obviously.

289
00:19:08,274 --> 00:19:09,859
Won't drink too much of your wine.

290
00:19:09,859 --> 00:19:12,445
Don't you worry, you gobble my gravlax, pal,

291
00:19:12,445 --> 00:19:13,862
plenty of where that came from.

292
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,697
It's light and fruity,

293
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:18,159
and it's the kind of wine that separates the connoisseurs

294
00:19:18,159 --> 00:19:21,245
from the weekend Malbec morons.

295
00:19:21,245 --> 00:19:23,330
Keep away from this man, tonight.

296
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:26,916
- Keep away from you. - Back, back, foul news demon.

297
00:19:27,293 --> 00:19:29,128
Nice to see you, Len. Good one!

298
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:31,464
Fucking asshole.

299
00:19:31,464 --> 00:19:33,882
Sorry to interrupt, can I grab him for a second?

300
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:36,551
- Yeah. - What's up?

301
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:42,892
Just, you know, kind of a biggie actually.

302
00:19:42,892 --> 00:19:44,518
And a bit last minute.

303
00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:47,563
Mencken's team called. They wanted to know if you might be willing

304
00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:50,441
to drop out.

305
00:19:50,441 --> 00:19:52,902
- Of the election? - Yes, of the election.

306
00:19:52,902 --> 00:19:55,820
You are aware that the polls open in ten hours?

307
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,115
Yes, and it might be too late to physically remove your name

308
00:19:58,115 --> 00:20:00,951
from the ballots, but if you were to release a statement,

309
00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:03,788
divert the Conhead stream to the Mencken river.

310
00:20:03,788 --> 00:20:06,247
And after all the blood and treasure I've expended,

311
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:08,751
why on earth would I want to do that?

312
00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:11,879
They said for the good of the republic.

313
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:14,547
- Yeah? - Yeah.

314
00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:16,925
Yeah, so, no?

315
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,136
No.

316
00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:23,140
Well, then, I have been authorized to make a follow-up offer,

317
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:26,851
which is, how familiar are you with Mogadishu?

318
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:29,229
Mogadishu? In Somalia?

319
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,856
Because they are very impressed with your talents,

320
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:36,070
and they think that you'd be a good fit for an ambassadorial appointment.

321
00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:37,613
A little bit car-bomby.

322
00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:42,368
Hey, tell them UN. That's more my vibration, yeah?

323
00:20:42,368 --> 00:20:44,536
- Yeah? - All right. I'll report back.

324
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:45,955
Thank you.

325
00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:52,294
Hey. How you doing? Good to see you.

326
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:55,965
Hey. So, she showed. That's good.

327
00:20:55,965 --> 00:20:58,509
Guess you smoothed it over, right, General Franco?

328
00:20:58,509 --> 00:21:01,010
No. She's incredibly angry.

329
00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:05,558
Okay, everybody. Everybody, welcome, one and all.

330
00:21:05,558 --> 00:21:08,144
- Ken, take it away. - Thanks, Tom.

331
00:21:08,144 --> 00:21:11,772
Thank you, thank you. Okay, okay, welcome, everybody.

332
00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:13,357
Welcome, welcome.

333
00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:18,445
Who we got here?

334
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:20,238
Carly Flight?

335
00:21:21,449 --> 00:21:25,785
Shit! The pod goddess. Everybody watch out for her.

336
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:29,205
- Careful what you say. - That's right.

337
00:21:30,082 --> 00:21:32,542
Larry, Mary, lovely to see you guys.

338
00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:35,378
Who else is here? Who's here?

339
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:38,090
Len. Len giveth and Len taketh away.

340
00:21:38,924 --> 00:21:40,592
Watch out for Len.

341
00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:43,011
My guy Nate Sofrelli saw the polls this morning

342
00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:46,766
and moonwalked here. Our best to Gil and Jimenez.

343
00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:50,018
Everybody's here. It's great to see you all.

344
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:55,608
It's our first tailgate party without the big guy.

345
00:21:56,150 --> 00:21:59,070
Yeah, but we're still going to live it up.

346
00:21:59,070 --> 00:22:01,906
As always, kettle corn over there will be shipped

347
00:22:01,906 --> 00:22:04,574
to whoever is closest to tomorrow's electoral count.

348
00:22:05,408 --> 00:22:08,329
And, yeah, this is a tough one.

349
00:22:08,329 --> 00:22:12,415
But we're all going to stay sane and we're all going to stay friends.

350
00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:15,085
Yeah? Thanks to my sis for hosting.

351
00:22:15,670 --> 00:22:17,087
Thank you, sis.

352
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:23,052
But, yeah, we didn't know what to do this year.

353
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:29,266
You know, we watch history.

354
00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:31,476
We make history.

355
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:34,146
And then one day we become it.

356
00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:39,110
So I'd like to ask you all for a moment of silence

357
00:22:39,110 --> 00:22:41,653
if we could, in memory.

358
00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:02,341
Thank you.

359
00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,884
- Sorry. - That's okay.

360
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,220
Hey, man. So VIP in the house.

361
00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:10,557
Mr. Matsson, how are you? Welcome!

362
00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:12,434
Thank you. Thank you, everyone.

363
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:16,563
You don't get my sister's triplex in the deal, don't get greedy.

364
00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:20,734
Well, you know, we haven't closed yet, so we'll see what happens.

365
00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:22,527
Anyway, welcome.

366
00:23:22,527 --> 00:23:27,074
You know, my dad loved you all. We love you all.

367
00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:29,702
So let's have some fun. Let the games begin.

368
00:23:30,286 --> 00:23:32,162
Salud. Cheers.

369
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,252
Okay. What the fuck is he doing here?

370
00:23:39,879 --> 00:23:42,422
Yeah, I don't know. Seriously. It's like, what the fuck?

371
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:47,386
So apparently, Dad invited him, actually,

372
00:23:47,386 --> 00:23:49,721
and he emailed a yes, like, four minutes before walking in.

373
00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:52,433
Four? Do we just throw him out, then?

374
00:23:52,433 --> 00:23:54,810
I would love that, no, but I don't think we can afford to be seen

375
00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:56,103
treating him as the enemy.

376
00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:58,189
I think we hang tough, yeah?

377
00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:01,441
Just stick to the plan, regulatory.

378
00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:04,111
These assholes in here, our assholes.

379
00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:05,988
Yeah, but what's this fucking game?

380
00:24:05,988 --> 00:24:08,948
Like, is he going for freakout, or is he flicking the same beans as us?

381
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:10,951
Well, how do you want to play?

382
00:24:10,951 --> 00:24:14,038
Honestly, there's too much peanut butter between us.

383
00:24:14,038 --> 00:24:15,873
Can you stick close?

384
00:24:17,124 --> 00:24:18,833
Yeah, sure.

385
00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:21,211
I think just guide him away from the high-value targets,

386
00:24:21,211 --> 00:24:23,381
refill his glass, run him in circles,

387
00:24:23,381 --> 00:24:25,090
tell people he's Looney Tunes behind his back,

388
00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:26,509
keep him from the big wigs.

389
00:24:26,509 --> 00:24:28,760
So, Operation, just, like, Nuke the Luke?

390
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,804
- Yeah. - All right. I can do that.

391
00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:33,139
- Let's do it. - Let's smash that Swede.

392
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:36,227
I'm tired. It's a lot, pre-election crap.

393
00:24:36,227 --> 00:24:38,479
- Yeah, I bet, I bet. - Yeah, it's a lot.

394
00:24:38,479 --> 00:24:42,524
So are you in the company, are you hands-on

395
00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:44,442
or more of an overview guy?

396
00:24:46,778 --> 00:24:49,949
Interesting. I guess, let me ask you this.

397
00:24:49,949 --> 00:24:53,077
What would you value more highly?

398
00:24:53,077 --> 00:24:54,954
- Really? - No.

399
00:24:54,954 --> 00:24:56,580
Because I like to think that I could do both,

400
00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:58,916
you know, I'd get my hands dirty and clean noggin.

401
00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:02,753
- You know, multi tasker. - Okay. You're kissing my ass.

402
00:25:03,087 --> 00:25:05,715
No, I'm not kissing your ass, Lukas.

403
00:25:05,715 --> 00:25:08,341
You're too smart. You'd spot it a mile off.

404
00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:09,760
- Hey. - Hey.

405
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,887
I'm about to take a shit in your husband's mouth

406
00:25:11,887 --> 00:25:14,097
and I'm pretty sure he's going to tell me it tastes like coconut.

407
00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:15,349
No, no, I'm not.

408
00:25:16,058 --> 00:25:18,978
No, but seriously, it's a really, really nice place.

409
00:25:18,978 --> 00:25:20,187
- Thank you. - Thanks.

410
00:25:20,187 --> 00:25:22,064
Who'll get to keep it in the divorce?

411
00:25:27,986 --> 00:25:30,822
Okay, should we hit up some people?

412
00:25:30,822 --> 00:25:32,491
- Good to see you. - Talk to you later.

413
00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:35,911
- It's good to see you. - Yeah, yeah. You too, Gary.

414
00:25:36,954 --> 00:25:41,291
You need to hit Nate, Carly, Valerie first,

415
00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:43,626
but I need to keep an eye out for my brothers.

416
00:25:43,626 --> 00:25:46,881
You just need... You've done this before,

417
00:25:46,881 --> 00:25:48,674
so just don't...

418
00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:51,134
Don't what?

419
00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:53,970
Don't scream "people are data" and stick my dick in the guac?

420
00:25:53,970 --> 00:25:56,639
- Yeah, sure. - Don't do that.

421
00:25:56,639 --> 00:25:59,101
Yeah, you're about to purchase one of the most prized cultural assets

422
00:25:59,101 --> 00:26:01,395
and political communication channels in America

423
00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:03,146
and you need to prepare the ground

424
00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:06,067
because otherwise your many fucking enemies will portray you

425
00:26:06,067 --> 00:26:08,778
as some jerk-off coder from Gothenburg. Okay ?

426
00:26:08,778 --> 00:26:11,113
I am a jerkoff coder from Gothenburg.

427
00:26:11,655 --> 00:26:14,032
Right, Ebba? You remember Ebba?

428
00:26:14,032 --> 00:26:16,535
Hi, yeah, good to see you again. How are you?

429
00:26:16,951 --> 00:26:19,121
I'm, you know, who cares?

430
00:26:19,121 --> 00:26:21,457
Who cares? Yeah. Charming.

431
00:26:21,457 --> 00:26:25,127
Well, not that you need to do anything about this now,

432
00:26:25,127 --> 00:26:27,629
but you should fire your lobbyists, just so you know.

433
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,548
You need rainmakers and not weather forecasters.

434
00:26:29,548 --> 00:26:34,595
Sure, it's just not really my arena. I'm sorry. It's more Andreas.

435
00:26:34,595 --> 00:26:36,639
You don't have to apologize, Ebba.

436
00:26:36,639 --> 00:26:39,057
It's just information we're sharing.

437
00:26:40,559 --> 00:26:44,689
It's social anxiety. She's the only PR person in the world

438
00:26:44,689 --> 00:26:46,273
who hates talking to people.

439
00:26:47,108 --> 00:26:50,318
Yeah. I don't love parties, but I'm good.

440
00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:54,239
Whereas I love them. I do.

441
00:26:55,408 --> 00:26:56,951
Skal!

442
00:26:57,702 --> 00:27:01,746
So I have a number two who's moon-beamed on edibles

443
00:27:01,746 --> 00:27:04,374
and a communication officer who's terrified of communicating.

444
00:27:05,501 --> 00:27:06,627
Brilliant.

445
00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:11,090
So, Mogadishu's a no-go. It's a death sentence.

446
00:27:11,549 --> 00:27:13,299
Frankly, we're insulted.

447
00:27:14,259 --> 00:27:17,513
But I would like to roll through all the options.

448
00:27:17,513 --> 00:27:21,015
So, as a brother, what's the top option?

449
00:27:21,015 --> 00:27:22,642
Okay, let me have a little look.

450
00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:24,353
I would love to get to Europe.

451
00:27:24,353 --> 00:27:26,229
Can I creep up through the underbelly?

452
00:27:26,229 --> 00:27:28,106
Come up through the Balkans?

453
00:27:28,106 --> 00:27:31,068
A couple of senior departures? Berlin by Christmas?

454
00:27:31,068 --> 00:27:34,030
They may be willing to talk Slovenia or Slovakia.

455
00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:41,328
Yeah, I think I'm a no on the Slos.

456
00:27:41,328 --> 00:27:44,081
What about South Korea?

457
00:27:44,081 --> 00:27:46,459
South Korea? Top ten GDP,

458
00:27:46,459 --> 00:27:50,503
major geopolitical player? I feel like that would be tough.

459
00:27:51,130 --> 00:27:54,466
- North Korea. - Easy, my liege.

460
00:27:54,466 --> 00:27:57,093
You don't know. Nobody knows. That's the point.

461
00:27:57,093 --> 00:27:59,387
I could open it up like Nixon did China.

462
00:27:59,387 --> 00:28:01,557
Con, they're not going to put you anywhere with nukes.

463
00:28:01,557 --> 00:28:04,642
I don't think I want to go anywhere that doesn't have nukes.

464
00:28:05,602 --> 00:28:07,146
Well, how do you like Oman?

465
00:28:07,146 --> 00:28:09,272
- Oman? - Yeah.

466
00:28:09,272 --> 00:28:12,484
Poor man's Saudi Arabia or rich man's Yemen ?

467
00:28:13,777 --> 00:28:17,448
I'll have to check. See what my wo-man thinks about Oman.

468
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:21,076
- Nice. Yep, good. - All right, good.

469
00:28:23,996 --> 00:28:27,582
Well, I guess essentially I'm a self-made guy

470
00:28:27,582 --> 00:28:29,876
who came up with a really cool product that people love.

471
00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:32,962
I send you my 9.99 a month. I'm no hater.

472
00:28:32,962 --> 00:28:34,215
Appreciate it.

473
00:28:34,215 --> 00:28:37,967
You Daniel is troubled by out of control algos.

474
00:28:37,967 --> 00:28:43,265
He is worried that you guys are going to data-mine us all to death.

475
00:28:43,265 --> 00:28:47,560
I totally get that. And in terms of all this,

476
00:28:48,270 --> 00:28:50,438
someone's going to pick up the assets, right?

477
00:28:50,438 --> 00:28:51,941
So who's that going to be?

478
00:28:52,483 --> 00:28:55,402
Is it going to be, no offense, Shiv,

479
00:28:55,402 --> 00:29:00,448
but the failsons? Really? Is that a good option?

480
00:29:00,991 --> 00:29:02,492
They will do what he did,

481
00:29:02,492 --> 00:29:07,122
but they will do it stupider and uglier and less amenable.

482
00:29:07,623 --> 00:29:11,252
And surprisingly, Lukas is actually pretty amenable.

483
00:29:11,252 --> 00:29:12,795
- Amenable? - Yes.

484
00:29:12,795 --> 00:29:14,296
What about leadership at ATN?

485
00:29:14,296 --> 00:29:18,633
Well, I would definitely make some major leadership changes at the top.

486
00:29:18,633 --> 00:29:20,094
- Really? - Yes.

487
00:29:24,639 --> 00:29:26,267
Tom...

488
00:29:28,185 --> 00:29:30,061
I can't wiggle my way in there.

489
00:29:30,980 --> 00:29:33,773
He's just busy slobbering up Nate with Shiv.

490
00:29:35,192 --> 00:29:36,943
They're just talking, Greg.

491
00:29:38,653 --> 00:29:41,657
Can you push a few more of these?

492
00:29:41,657 --> 00:29:45,493
Actually put them away, so we create a kind of scarcity thing.

493
00:29:47,036 --> 00:29:48,497
- Hey, man. - Hey, man.

494
00:29:48,497 --> 00:29:50,833
Brother. Been a minute.

495
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:56,005
Listen, I know you haven't had a chance to talk. I'm sorry, man.

496
00:29:57,131 --> 00:29:59,383
- Yeah. - He was...

497
00:30:00,968 --> 00:30:02,969
What can I say? Jesus, I can't imagine.

498
00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:07,725
Yeah, it's tough, but, you know, life keeps it rolling, right?

499
00:30:08,768 --> 00:30:12,688
But you, man, you throwing off some Kingmaker vibes.

500
00:30:12,688 --> 00:30:14,731
Fuck yeah. How's Daniel?

501
00:30:15,399 --> 00:30:16,775
Can I shoot your names?

502
00:30:16,775 --> 00:30:21,072
You can make a decent cabinet for my fucking poker night.

503
00:30:21,072 --> 00:30:24,241
Sure, yeah, yeah. The activists would love that.

504
00:30:24,992 --> 00:30:28,203
Look, dude, I'm just gonna give you my rap straight, okay?

505
00:30:28,203 --> 00:30:29,788
Is that okay?

506
00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:33,084
I think we could be really good for you guys.

507
00:30:34,126 --> 00:30:37,505
Like, I'm talking major reset of the dialogue,

508
00:30:38,129 --> 00:30:40,633
which I am personally invested in.

509
00:30:41,384 --> 00:30:43,927
But that only happens if this deal goes away.

510
00:30:47,514 --> 00:30:49,809
Yeah, you know, board-wise, shareholder-wise,

511
00:30:49,809 --> 00:30:51,226
we can't come out publicly,

512
00:30:51,226 --> 00:30:54,771
but you should know the deal is headed to the woodshed.

513
00:30:55,439 --> 00:30:56,940
GoJo has had incredible growth.

514
00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:59,275
He's a charismatic figure, but he's gonna get wrung out.

515
00:30:59,275 --> 00:31:02,321
And, you know, there is really legitimate concern here.

516
00:31:03,113 --> 00:31:05,908
DOJ or FTC balking at the sports overlap,

517
00:31:05,908 --> 00:31:08,159
the FCC over foreign ownership of broadcast.

518
00:31:08,159 --> 00:31:10,621
- He's pitching me. - I'm telling you.

519
00:31:10,621 --> 00:31:13,373
I think maybe CFIUS might have a word to say

520
00:31:13,373 --> 00:31:19,838
about Matsson's extreme political positions and fucking Holocaust jokes.

521
00:31:21,757 --> 00:31:24,093
Sure, so what?

522
00:31:24,719 --> 00:31:28,179
So, you guys come out for regulation pretty soon,

523
00:31:28,806 --> 00:31:31,726
and we give you a better ride in the first hundred days.

524
00:31:31,726 --> 00:31:34,728
Man, I forgot how eager you were to get laid at a party.

525
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:36,813
Let me check in.

526
00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:40,067
Cool. All right, love it. Would love to get laid.

527
00:31:42,527 --> 00:31:44,030
Could we have the room?

528
00:31:46,489 --> 00:31:50,910
So, you're doing great. Yeah, eminently plausible. Nice wordings.

529
00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:53,455
- Really? - Yeah, yeah, you're doing good.

530
00:31:53,455 --> 00:31:55,499
Nate, I think, really liked talking to you,

531
00:31:55,499 --> 00:31:57,752
and Carly loved you, so yeah.

532
00:31:57,752 --> 00:32:00,963
Cool, cool. I wasn't sure, because I don't always read people great.

533
00:32:00,963 --> 00:32:03,089
It's good. You're good.

534
00:32:03,089 --> 00:32:04,508
Yeah, you've hit the A-team,

535
00:32:04,508 --> 00:32:06,093
and so now I think we should build your profile

536
00:32:06,093 --> 00:32:08,763
with the op-ed narcissists and the beltway psychos.

537
00:32:09,596 --> 00:32:11,140
I like this,

538
00:32:11,140 --> 00:32:14,350
I thought these people would be very complicated,

539
00:32:14,350 --> 00:32:17,646
but they're not. It's basically just like money and gossip.

540
00:32:17,646 --> 00:32:21,192
That's all it is. Just money and gossip. That's everything.

541
00:32:21,192 --> 00:32:23,401
All right. Take me down to the Paradise City.

542
00:32:23,401 --> 00:32:28,324
Great. Well, at this point, I think I would like to ask the question,

543
00:32:28,324 --> 00:32:31,785
not that I don't love heaving you around like a great lump of pine

544
00:32:31,785 --> 00:32:36,247
and making you shine, but what have you done for me lately?

545
00:32:38,959 --> 00:32:43,714
Okay, well, what do you want?

546
00:32:45,257 --> 00:32:50,053
I really like talking to you. You can have whatever you want.

547
00:32:51,846 --> 00:32:55,351
Okay, so this situation is not without risk for me,

548
00:32:55,351 --> 00:32:58,645
so if I was to move to actively engage in assisting you

549
00:32:58,645 --> 00:33:00,815
with the acquisition, then I would need to know

550
00:33:00,815 --> 00:33:04,193
that it leads to a very, very, very significant role.

551
00:33:04,193 --> 00:33:06,736
Three verys. Wow.

552
00:33:07,697 --> 00:33:10,449
Okay. Carry on.

553
00:33:11,325 --> 00:33:14,285
So, I know the company. I know everything.

554
00:33:14,285 --> 00:33:16,706
I know my way around. I'm collaborative.

555
00:33:16,706 --> 00:33:18,290
I have the name.

556
00:33:18,290 --> 00:33:22,335
I'm hot shit and I'm ready to go. Okay?

557
00:33:24,713 --> 00:33:26,506
Okay.

558
00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:29,884
- Can I think? - No.

559
00:33:32,011 --> 00:33:35,640
All right. Okay.

560
00:33:36,433 --> 00:33:42,397
I would hate to lose you. Why don't we circle back in a bit? Okay?

561
00:33:42,397 --> 00:33:44,482
Yeah, sure. Of course.

562
00:33:45,108 --> 00:33:47,360
You are doing good out there, you know.

563
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,363
You're like a self-teaching AI.

564
00:33:49,363 --> 00:33:50,989
I'm just going to take five

565
00:33:50,989 --> 00:33:53,116
and then I'll be back with the dipshits and limp dicks.

566
00:33:53,116 --> 00:33:54,200
Yeah, sure.

567
00:33:58,706 --> 00:34:02,335
Hey, hey, hey. Boney Moroney. Can you lend a hand?

568
00:34:04,170 --> 00:34:07,672
Matsson? Can you like look after him?

569
00:34:07,672 --> 00:34:13,178
I guess he occasionally has expressed a distaste in the past

570
00:34:13,178 --> 00:34:16,806
for my particular flavor of me.

571
00:34:16,806 --> 00:34:18,475
Just find him a blunt. Something stronger.

572
00:34:18,475 --> 00:34:20,644
Point his dick in the direction of some fissile material.

573
00:34:20,644 --> 00:34:23,022
- Yeah? - Yeah. Okay.

574
00:34:23,022 --> 00:34:24,397
I can try.

575
00:34:28,652 --> 00:34:31,322
So, Tom, are you going to imperil democracy tomorrow?

576
00:34:32,530 --> 00:34:35,575
Yeah, you against the wall, you against the wall, you're a nice guy,

577
00:34:35,575 --> 00:34:38,244
you can live. That's what I'll do.

578
00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:40,330
Come on, please. I can assure you,

579
00:34:40,330 --> 00:34:42,707
Mr. Mild here is a one pepper menu item.

580
00:34:42,707 --> 00:34:44,085
Thank you, dear.

581
00:34:44,085 --> 00:34:48,756
And plans after the deal goes through? I hear you may be headed elsewhere.

582
00:34:48,756 --> 00:34:53,260
I've always got options. Why, what did you hear?

583
00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:55,428
Well, maybe I heard wrong.

584
00:34:58,224 --> 00:34:59,849
Okay. Okay.

585
00:34:59,849 --> 00:35:01,310
Sorry, excuse me, Scott.

586
00:35:02,519 --> 00:35:07,525
That is some top shelf rat fuck in there. Yeah, bye bye.

587
00:35:07,525 --> 00:35:10,194
The deep dive on Matsson, it's pretty juicy.

588
00:35:10,194 --> 00:35:12,530
Apparently he's been creepin' on Ebba,

589
00:35:12,530 --> 00:35:14,697
his comms, sending her some weird shit.

590
00:35:14,697 --> 00:35:17,075
Blood, bits of hair, perhaps some other things.

591
00:35:17,617 --> 00:35:20,121
Nate! You're gonna want in on this.

592
00:35:20,121 --> 00:35:22,539
Nate, you wanna hear something nasty about someone terrible?

593
00:35:22,539 --> 00:35:24,833
- Matsson. - Sure. I gotta go.

594
00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:26,960
- You're going? - Yeah.

595
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,506
Okay, but we're good on the situation?

596
00:35:30,506 --> 00:35:33,508
Daniel's people aren't too comfortable with me rubbing shoulders with you,

597
00:35:33,508 --> 00:35:37,679
and Coop likes to yap.

598
00:35:38,931 --> 00:35:42,976
Looks a little cozy, so... Apologies.

599
00:35:42,976 --> 00:35:46,521
But I think there is something here. These are legitimate concerns.

600
00:35:47,273 --> 00:35:52,318
Just tell Daniel, I mean, we can make primetime safe for you.

601
00:35:52,318 --> 00:35:53,696
I'm gonna be straight with you.

602
00:35:53,696 --> 00:35:57,657
I don't feel comfortable with the tenor of this conversation.

603
00:35:57,657 --> 00:36:00,118
You don't feel comfortable with the tenor of this conversation?

604
00:36:00,118 --> 00:36:02,913
Don't play hall monitor with me, bro.

605
00:36:02,913 --> 00:36:06,751
Right? I know you. I know who you are, my friend.

606
00:36:06,751 --> 00:36:08,794
I don't know what you think this is. I'm not Gil.

607
00:36:08,794 --> 00:36:12,255
You're not Logan. That's a good thing.

608
00:36:12,882 --> 00:36:14,467
I'll see you.

609
00:36:19,722 --> 00:36:23,558
And so where would we live exactly in Oman?

610
00:36:23,558 --> 00:36:26,479
In Muscat, I should think. In a compound.

611
00:36:27,312 --> 00:36:29,939
Okay, but would it be above ground?

612
00:36:29,939 --> 00:36:34,403
Of course, above ground, Willa. Pearl of Arabia.

613
00:36:35,780 --> 00:36:40,076
Okay. The Sultan's word has the force of the law. Great.

614
00:36:40,076 --> 00:36:42,119
At the airport, we walk right through.

615
00:36:43,621 --> 00:36:45,538
And this is for Mencken?

616
00:36:46,039 --> 00:36:48,292
You know, all my family and friends hate Mencken.

617
00:36:48,292 --> 00:36:51,003
Diplomatic plates. You can park anywhere.

618
00:36:51,003 --> 00:36:53,213
You can drive on the sidewalk. Your police can't touch you.

619
00:36:53,213 --> 00:36:55,216
Running people over is not a selling point.

620
00:37:05,601 --> 00:37:09,604
- Fucking Greg! - Hey, my Swedish friends.

621
00:37:10,731 --> 00:37:12,148
Nice to see you.

622
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,404
Fucking hanger-on. Fucking dingleberry.

623
00:37:17,988 --> 00:37:20,616
Dude, I'm on a charm offensive here. Can you be kind?

624
00:37:22,284 --> 00:37:25,329
- Would you like to join us? - Would you like to fuck off?

625
00:37:26,079 --> 00:37:27,789
Oh my God.

626
00:37:28,748 --> 00:37:31,002
Serious, Oskar. I'm going to fire you.

627
00:37:32,086 --> 00:37:34,839
Okay, Ebba. Can you fire him, please?

628
00:37:35,463 --> 00:37:39,051
Can you? I'm sorry. Is this boring you?

629
00:37:39,759 --> 00:37:42,054
I've seen him cut your balls a hundred times.

630
00:37:42,054 --> 00:37:43,430
Yeah, it's a little bit boring.

631
00:37:43,430 --> 00:37:48,394
Look at him. Sadistic face. He loves it. He loves being fired.

632
00:37:48,394 --> 00:37:51,187
I would like to fire Ebba, though.

633
00:37:51,187 --> 00:37:55,859
Yeah. But I can't because she's created and fostered

634
00:37:55,859 --> 00:37:59,864
this situation in which I find it very difficult to do what I want.

635
00:37:59,864 --> 00:38:03,783
I'm not saying you've done it on purpose, but it is quite interesting

636
00:38:04,535 --> 00:38:08,413
that you have sort of tenure. Because we mingled.

637
00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:10,624
- Lukas. - Ebba.

638
00:38:10,624 --> 00:38:14,962
I'm not sure if you're kidding, but I could help.

639
00:38:16,422 --> 00:38:18,007
I'd fire her if you want.

640
00:38:18,007 --> 00:38:19,424
- Yeah? - Yeah.

641
00:38:19,424 --> 00:38:26,222
I'd fire her right now. I've got some recent experience in this arena.

642
00:38:26,222 --> 00:38:27,892
Would you do that for me?

643
00:38:27,892 --> 00:38:29,726
Instantly, sure.

644
00:38:29,726 --> 00:38:33,564
It's on. Guys, gather around.

645
00:38:33,564 --> 00:38:36,359
This guy is about to fire my senior comms.

646
00:38:36,359 --> 00:38:37,692
No hard feelings.

647
00:38:37,692 --> 00:38:40,404
The jokes are funny. The jokes are very funny.

648
00:38:42,405 --> 00:38:45,034
Ebba! Come on.

649
00:38:46,243 --> 00:38:49,496
You know what, Lukas? I wish you would fire me.

650
00:38:49,496 --> 00:38:54,627
Ebba!

651
00:38:55,503 --> 00:39:00,090
It's not the attitude of the employee that we want at our company.

652
00:39:09,016 --> 00:39:10,350
You okay?

653
00:39:11,935 --> 00:39:13,187
Hi.

654
00:39:14,814 --> 00:39:18,109
We just wanted to check in and make sure you're okay

655
00:39:18,109 --> 00:39:22,320
on a human level. We saw... Are you good?

656
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:25,657
I'm totally fine. Don't worry about it.

657
00:39:25,657 --> 00:39:27,827
All right. Well, good. That's good to hear.

658
00:39:27,827 --> 00:39:30,703
Yeah, yeah. Totally.

659
00:39:30,703 --> 00:39:32,540
He seems kind of awful.

660
00:39:34,416 --> 00:39:38,963
We built his whole rep.

661
00:39:40,588 --> 00:39:42,508
He's not even a real coder.

662
00:39:42,508 --> 00:39:46,762
Someone gave him like a box of tech and he took it to market.

663
00:39:46,762 --> 00:39:49,390
- Bravo. - Yeah, bravo.

664
00:39:49,390 --> 00:39:54,603
We just wanted to say we sympathize with all this shit.

665
00:39:55,812 --> 00:39:59,191
Well, I'll be out in February anyways.

666
00:39:59,191 --> 00:40:00,984
Really? That's a shame.

667
00:40:01,694 --> 00:40:07,658
And is that because of the sending you of whatnots?

668
00:40:08,993 --> 00:40:11,078
What? No.

669
00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:16,624
I mean, that's pretty much the least of his worries right now.

670
00:40:16,624 --> 00:40:19,128
Okay. All right. Because?

671
00:40:20,754 --> 00:40:22,797
- India. - India. Right.

672
00:40:23,548 --> 00:40:27,970
And I feel like I know this, but what are the details here with that?

673
00:40:28,512 --> 00:40:33,349
The details? I'm going to give you all the details. Sure.

674
00:40:34,185 --> 00:40:35,728
Can I bum a smoke?

675
00:40:36,936 --> 00:40:38,646
Yeah. Sure.

676
00:40:43,611 --> 00:40:48,573
So ATN is saying "Dems positive polls a radical misinformation plot".

677
00:40:49,116 --> 00:40:51,911
- Ballsy. - Like to keep things peppery.

678
00:40:51,911 --> 00:40:54,330
I mean, did we mention he's tired? Yeah.

679
00:40:54,330 --> 00:40:58,333
I guess he can't be across everything, can you, tired boy?

680
00:40:58,333 --> 00:41:00,418
But you should call Pam on that

681
00:41:00,753 --> 00:41:02,462
because everyone here is needling me.

682
00:41:02,462 --> 00:41:04,340
Then you should tell them to stop wetting their pants.

683
00:41:04,340 --> 00:41:07,842
Well, I get that Tom, but also you heard about the Phoenix thing?

684
00:41:07,842 --> 00:41:10,845
The O'Malley's firebombed a fucking campaign office.

685
00:41:10,845 --> 00:41:15,226
A firecracker. A pair of firecrackers taped together.

686
00:41:15,226 --> 00:41:18,228
Sorry. May we borrow the lady for a second?

687
00:41:18,228 --> 00:41:20,481
- Sure. - Guess what?

688
00:41:20,481 --> 00:41:23,150
What? The Phoenix thing? It's pretty wild.

689
00:41:23,150 --> 00:41:25,152
Nope. Matsson's numbers are funky.

690
00:41:27,487 --> 00:41:29,490
Sorry. What the fuck are you talking about?

691
00:41:29,490 --> 00:41:32,034
Ebba spilled. Screwy metrics in India.

692
00:41:32,034 --> 00:41:36,122
Matsson has been peddling bundles of South Asian packing peanuts.

693
00:41:36,122 --> 00:41:39,291
What? You mean like... Significant numbers?

694
00:41:39,291 --> 00:41:41,919
Yeah. We think so. Big, big.

695
00:41:42,336 --> 00:41:45,589
I fucking knew he was a bullshitter. I'm telling you, new money.

696
00:41:45,589 --> 00:41:48,217
You gotta hold those fresh bills to the light.

697
00:41:50,177 --> 00:41:52,304
Okay. Fuck.

698
00:41:53,931 --> 00:41:56,017
You said a hundred scalps in three days ?

699
00:41:56,017 --> 00:41:57,476
A hundred.

700
00:41:57,476 --> 00:42:03,022
Mr. Nephew, that's quite a number. I thought you were backwash

701
00:42:03,022 --> 00:42:07,570
at the bottom of the gene pool, but this is something else.

702
00:42:07,570 --> 00:42:09,195
Yes, you underestimated me

703
00:42:09,195 --> 00:42:12,449
and that's exactly how I wanted it to look.

704
00:42:13,743 --> 00:42:15,952
Well, how did you do it?

705
00:42:17,955 --> 00:42:21,417
I don't know. I just do it. Just jackknife right in there

706
00:42:21,417 --> 00:42:23,127
and slit their throat.

707
00:42:23,918 --> 00:42:27,882
It must feel afterwards a little bit shitty, right?

708
00:42:27,882 --> 00:42:34,345
Honestly, not really. HR says I'm the right guy for the job

709
00:42:34,345 --> 00:42:37,307
because it looks like I care, but I don't.

710
00:42:37,307 --> 00:42:38,726
Not a good person.

711
00:42:38,726 --> 00:42:44,940
No, I am. It's just you gotta do what you gotta do. Right?

712
00:42:45,441 --> 00:42:47,026
Do you though?

713
00:42:47,026 --> 00:42:51,905
Hey! There she is. Welcome to the kids' table.

714
00:42:51,905 --> 00:42:54,574
Can I talk to you for a second?

715
00:42:54,574 --> 00:42:56,577
Yeah. It's time to up periscopes?

716
00:42:57,078 --> 00:42:59,580
Yeah. Sorry to break up the brains trust.

717
00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:01,123
Sit.

718
00:43:01,665 --> 00:43:04,042
A butcher with a smile.

719
00:43:07,170 --> 00:43:10,549
Why are we running? Is there a fire or what?

720
00:43:10,549 --> 00:43:12,384
Yeah. There might be.

721
00:43:12,384 --> 00:43:15,137
So what's happening with your numbers?

722
00:43:16,096 --> 00:43:17,972
- What numbers? - What numbers?

723
00:43:18,556 --> 00:43:19,892
Lukas.

724
00:43:21,060 --> 00:43:23,104
- In India? - Yeah.

725
00:43:23,853 --> 00:43:25,855
Is this Ebba or Oskar?

726
00:43:28,066 --> 00:43:29,150
Okay.

727
00:43:33,154 --> 00:43:37,867
Well, there's a little issue that we're looking into

728
00:43:38,744 --> 00:43:41,955
with subscriber numbers being bullshit.

729
00:43:41,955 --> 00:43:46,544
Not bullshit, but a little bit bullshit.

730
00:43:46,544 --> 00:43:49,088
What does a little bit bullshit mean?

731
00:43:49,088 --> 00:43:52,924
Well, maybe we discovered a metrics error that has overstated our subs

732
00:43:52,924 --> 00:43:57,679
in India. If there were two Indias, it would make sense.

733
00:43:57,679 --> 00:43:59,598
You maybe discovered?

734
00:43:59,598 --> 00:44:02,268
Yeah, but there isn't two Indias. There's only one India.

735
00:44:02,268 --> 00:44:05,103
It's a long story,

736
00:44:05,103 --> 00:44:07,273
but it's an emerging market.

737
00:44:07,273 --> 00:44:08,773
It's all wet cement.

738
00:44:09,649 --> 00:44:11,901
So, stock and cash deal.

739
00:44:11,901 --> 00:44:14,697
The board would be well within their rights to pull out.

740
00:44:14,697 --> 00:44:16,406
You know that, obviously.

741
00:44:16,406 --> 00:44:20,494
So, when are you addressing? Like, how are you handling?

742
00:44:21,119 --> 00:44:25,041
I'm not gonna, I don't want some forum monkeys

743
00:44:25,041 --> 00:44:27,542
just shorting me. I don't like when people get into me.

744
00:44:27,542 --> 00:44:29,085
It's gonna get out eventually.

745
00:44:29,085 --> 00:44:32,630
Or we buy Waystar and it gets lost in the deal dazzle.

746
00:44:32,630 --> 00:44:36,510
SEC, DOJ... Is this even legal?

747
00:44:36,510 --> 00:44:37,927
We close quickly

748
00:44:37,927 --> 00:44:40,222
and then shit will get crazy good.

749
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:44,393
By next quarter the numbers will be real, probably.

750
00:44:46,686 --> 00:44:49,230
Come on, it's kind of funny though, isn't it?

751
00:44:50,024 --> 00:44:52,901
I know it's pretty bad.

752
00:44:53,319 --> 00:44:56,613
- Yeah. - You can fix it though, right?

753
00:44:57,823 --> 00:45:00,993
Yeah, sure. I'll just build another fucking India.

754
00:45:01,619 --> 00:45:03,369
Love that. Build another India.

755
00:45:04,580 --> 00:45:05,955
Yeah, that's my girl.

756
00:45:11,836 --> 00:45:12,963
Fuck me!

757
00:45:18,093 --> 00:45:21,806
Hey, Gerri. Let me guess. "I'll have a Martini."

758
00:45:23,516 --> 00:45:25,892
Can we chat about stuff? I might need your advice.

759
00:45:25,892 --> 00:45:27,435
No.

760
00:45:27,435 --> 00:45:30,063
No? Just no? Gerri!

761
00:45:30,522 --> 00:45:32,023
What?

762
00:45:32,023 --> 00:45:35,945
The thing, the firing you thing? That wasn't real.

763
00:45:35,945 --> 00:45:37,571
- No? - No.

764
00:45:37,571 --> 00:45:40,949
It was like in the heat of the, you know?

765
00:45:40,949 --> 00:45:42,159
No.

766
00:45:42,159 --> 00:45:45,662
Okay. Well, come on, let's have a fucking chat, okay?

767
00:45:46,414 --> 00:45:49,125
I'll stand in a cupboard and jerk off while you explain to me

768
00:45:49,125 --> 00:45:51,459
what the SEC is, okay?

769
00:45:52,586 --> 00:45:54,379
Really? No? Too soon?

770
00:45:54,963 --> 00:45:56,799
What do you want? You want, like, a sorry?

771
00:45:56,799 --> 00:45:58,717
I got a whole purse full of sorrys. I'm sorry.

772
00:45:58,717 --> 00:46:00,886
I'm out. I'm done.

773
00:46:00,886 --> 00:46:02,887
Bullshit. Dad fired people all the time.

774
00:46:02,887 --> 00:46:05,266
I was just feeling kind of fire-ish.

775
00:46:05,266 --> 00:46:07,517
I have some requirements you should know about.

776
00:46:07,893 --> 00:46:10,479
Several of which have been officially communicated

777
00:46:10,479 --> 00:46:15,526
and some that I thought I should, you know, say in person.

778
00:46:15,526 --> 00:46:17,695
Okay. Robo-Gerri.

779
00:46:17,695 --> 00:46:19,155
First of all, I want money.

780
00:46:19,155 --> 00:46:22,699
Eye-watering sums. Hundreds of millions of dollars.

781
00:46:22,699 --> 00:46:23,868
No. Pass.

782
00:46:23,868 --> 00:46:27,287
So I have retained personal reputation management.

783
00:46:27,287 --> 00:46:28,872
They will be on the line

784
00:46:28,872 --> 00:46:32,000
when Karolina does her background briefings

785
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,919
off a set of my bullet points.

786
00:46:33,919 --> 00:46:36,796
I will set off your bullet points.

787
00:46:36,796 --> 00:46:41,635
And if I ever get a whiff of anything undermining my narrative any time

788
00:46:41,635 --> 00:46:43,928
in the next five years, I will sue

789
00:46:43,928 --> 00:46:48,059
and I will go public with those many pictures of your genitalia

790
00:46:48,059 --> 00:46:50,810
that I have in my possession. Have I made myself clear?

791
00:46:50,810 --> 00:46:53,938
Yes, absolutely. It's been a pleasure working with you, Gerri. Thanks.

792
00:46:53,938 --> 00:46:56,066
I could have got you there.

793
00:46:58,610 --> 00:47:00,905
But nope. Nope.

794
00:47:00,905 --> 00:47:03,491
Nope. See ya.

795
00:47:15,461 --> 00:47:18,922
Hey. Con, can we settle this now?

796
00:47:18,922 --> 00:47:22,426
Everyone is quite freaked out about this political firebombing in Arizona.

797
00:47:22,426 --> 00:47:25,596
The pop-ups in Phoenix, the waste paper basket on fire.

798
00:47:25,596 --> 00:47:27,973
I think a filing cabinet was in the ICU. Can we draft?

799
00:47:27,973 --> 00:47:31,268
Well, actually there's been a slight change of heart.

800
00:47:31,268 --> 00:47:33,396
Get the fuck out of here. You got it.

801
00:47:33,396 --> 00:47:36,564
You got your bobble. It's great. Let's write up a fucking statement.

802
00:47:36,564 --> 00:47:39,818
Wind up the old fax machine and fart it out to your oddball army.

803
00:47:40,276 --> 00:47:43,947
We wonder, Roman, if he might have invested too much

804
00:47:43,947 --> 00:47:46,491
in this campaign to just drop out now.

805
00:47:46,491 --> 00:47:48,285
That's so cool. You tried,

806
00:47:48,285 --> 00:47:50,621
you failed, you move on. Find something new.

807
00:47:50,621 --> 00:47:53,957
He's fought hard and we want to find out what might happen.

808
00:47:53,957 --> 00:47:56,335
He might write a book about this or a speaker circuit or...

809
00:47:56,335 --> 00:47:58,545
Hey, nothing is going to happen, okay?

810
00:47:58,545 --> 00:48:00,755
Anything might happen tomorrow, actually.

811
00:48:00,755 --> 00:48:01,966
Really? Anything?

812
00:48:01,966 --> 00:48:04,093
Because that's the beauty of this little system

813
00:48:04,093 --> 00:48:05,927
that we have called democracy.

814
00:48:05,927 --> 00:48:07,887
Come. Bam. Eat the fucking carrot, okay?

815
00:48:07,887 --> 00:48:09,890
Everyone in this room thinks you're a fucking joke.

816
00:48:09,890 --> 00:48:12,100
So tell your wife to shut the fuck up,

817
00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:14,979
cover her shoulders and pack a fucking bag for Oman, okay?

818
00:48:14,979 --> 00:48:17,439
- I'm talking here. It's okay. - Easy.

819
00:48:19,899 --> 00:48:22,820
There's one person here who doesn't think I'm a joke.

820
00:48:23,738 --> 00:48:26,698
So that's who I'm going to listen to, okay?

821
00:48:26,698 --> 00:48:28,576
That's smart. Yeah, listen to her.

822
00:48:28,576 --> 00:48:31,787
Willa, honey. Bye. Nice to meet you.

823
00:48:31,787 --> 00:48:34,248
Pleasure, sir. You got my vote. 100 percent.

824
00:48:34,248 --> 00:48:36,250
I am trying to help you.

825
00:48:40,295 --> 00:48:43,799
Really nice party. Cool, cool family.

826
00:48:44,340 --> 00:48:46,051
Thanks, man. Tweet about it.

827
00:48:48,387 --> 00:48:52,348
So who's going out tonight in this shitty fucking town?

828
00:48:52,348 --> 00:48:55,644
Anyone? I got to say, it's pretty depressing from up here.

829
00:48:55,644 --> 00:48:58,189
You can really see how second world it is.

830
00:48:58,189 --> 00:49:00,523
I don't know. Pretty happening town, famously.

831
00:49:00,523 --> 00:49:01,859
Really? Is it, though?

832
00:49:01,859 --> 00:49:06,072
Compared to Singapore, Seoul? It's like Legoland.

833
00:49:06,072 --> 00:49:07,363
You know we still run shit.

834
00:49:08,364 --> 00:49:11,285
- Like, as in, only in New York. - Yeah.

835
00:49:11,285 --> 00:49:14,413
Right. Okay. Well, nothing happens in New York

836
00:49:14,413 --> 00:49:15,873
that doesn't happen everywhere.

837
00:49:15,873 --> 00:49:17,458
You should get that written on a cup.

838
00:49:17,458 --> 00:49:19,334
Shouldn't he get that written on a cup?

839
00:49:19,334 --> 00:49:21,128
That would look so cool.

840
00:49:21,128 --> 00:49:23,839
You could sell that in a head shop in Rotterdam.

841
00:49:23,839 --> 00:49:26,300
Could be a good business for you.

842
00:49:26,300 --> 00:49:29,095
Because I hear you might need some new revenue streams.

843
00:49:31,138 --> 00:49:35,893
Really, really good presentation, by the way. Loved it.

844
00:49:36,476 --> 00:49:39,939
Can't wait to get into the predictions, man. Those media predictions.

845
00:49:39,939 --> 00:49:42,399
- It's gonna be fun. - I'm excited about that.

846
00:49:42,399 --> 00:49:43,858
Estimates, you know, estimates.

847
00:49:43,858 --> 00:49:48,239
But you, man, your numbers exploding.

848
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:51,282
Like, literally unbelievable.

849
00:49:51,282 --> 00:49:54,786
Well, thank you. And congrats to you, as well.

850
00:49:55,121 --> 00:49:56,955
Because I hear your numbers are gay.

851
00:49:56,955 --> 00:49:58,540
- My numbers are what? - Gay.

852
00:49:58,540 --> 00:50:01,126
- My numbers are gay? - Yeah.

853
00:50:01,126 --> 00:50:04,088
You had this cute little valuation,

854
00:50:04,088 --> 00:50:07,133
and your numbers just came out as gay.

855
00:50:07,133 --> 00:50:08,883
It's kind of homophobic, man.

856
00:50:08,883 --> 00:50:12,263
Dude, just let the wave hit you. Float out.

857
00:50:13,054 --> 00:50:15,016
I think I am the wave, though, actually.

858
00:50:15,016 --> 00:50:17,977
You think you are the wave? Because you love the deal?

859
00:50:17,977 --> 00:50:21,396
Are you kidding? Biggest overpay in history. Love that shit.

860
00:50:21,396 --> 00:50:24,065
Love it. Love the deal.

861
00:50:24,065 --> 00:50:27,486
- Love the deal. - Love the deal.

862
00:50:29,154 --> 00:50:31,364
Come on. Come on, brother.

863
00:50:31,364 --> 00:50:33,576
Love the deal.

864
00:50:34,660 --> 00:50:35,618
Yes.

865
00:50:36,704 --> 00:50:39,498
- Love the deal. - Love the deal.

866
00:50:40,958 --> 00:50:43,877
- The fuck? Bit of a show. - Hugging it out.

867
00:50:45,046 --> 00:50:46,714
- I'm gonna... - What?

868
00:50:46,714 --> 00:50:50,550
I'm going to bed. I'm bushwhacked. My eyes are sandpaper.

869
00:50:50,550 --> 00:50:53,471
Well, you can stay up for just a little longer

870
00:50:53,471 --> 00:50:54,972
and say goodnight to people together.

871
00:50:54,972 --> 00:50:56,848
Do you know what my day looks like tomorrow?

872
00:50:56,848 --> 00:50:58,726
Tom, you're not doing anything.

873
00:50:58,726 --> 00:51:00,811
You're just looking for shiny foreheads. It's fine.

874
00:51:00,811 --> 00:51:02,855
Stay for 45 minutes more.

875
00:51:02,855 --> 00:51:07,317
I'm just a little tired because all the fun gossip

876
00:51:07,317 --> 00:51:09,903
that I've been hearing from everywhere at this party

877
00:51:09,903 --> 00:51:13,407
in my house is that I'm gonna be shit-canned.

878
00:51:13,407 --> 00:51:16,410
- I got faith in you, man. - Always been a loyal servant.

879
00:51:19,245 --> 00:51:20,539
Sorry.

880
00:51:22,041 --> 00:51:23,250
Not helpful.

881
00:51:27,922 --> 00:51:29,048
What the fuck is wrong with you?

882
00:51:29,048 --> 00:51:31,634
I just really do need to get some sleep. I'm sorry.

883
00:51:31,634 --> 00:51:33,843
- Can we just leave it there, please? - You're tired. I get it.

884
00:51:33,843 --> 00:51:36,222
You keep on fucking saying, so yeah. You're tired.

885
00:51:36,222 --> 00:51:38,515
Okay. I'm tired. Let's leave it there.

886
00:51:38,515 --> 00:51:40,518
- Keep fucking telling everyone. - Okay. Okay. I'll stop.

887
00:51:40,518 --> 00:51:42,727
You're tired. I get it. I'm sorry.

888
00:51:42,727 --> 00:51:45,772
I am just worried about

889
00:51:46,356 --> 00:51:49,526
maybe I've nailed myself to the Matsson Cross

890
00:51:49,526 --> 00:51:52,153
and he might turn out to be bullshit.

891
00:51:52,153 --> 00:51:55,198
You know, he's erratic and, you know, maybe he isn't real.

892
00:51:55,198 --> 00:51:57,951
Shiv, he's real. He's the future.

893
00:51:57,951 --> 00:51:59,452
No, Tom.

894
00:52:01,579 --> 00:52:04,875
There is a time bomb in his numbers and I might get blown up.

895
00:52:04,875 --> 00:52:07,877
You'll be fine. You'll always be fine.

896
00:52:07,877 --> 00:52:10,922
No. I am fucking my family for this.

897
00:52:11,506 --> 00:52:12,882
Can I just say something?

898
00:52:13,967 --> 00:52:15,302
At this party here,

899
00:52:15,302 --> 00:52:19,515
there are maybe 40 of the most important people in America

900
00:52:19,515 --> 00:52:23,561
and you have just walked all around all evening

901
00:52:23,561 --> 00:52:26,355
telling them all that I'm going to get fired.

902
00:52:26,355 --> 00:52:32,777
No. It was implied, likely, as a little part of a tactical kind of joke.

903
00:52:32,777 --> 00:52:37,158
Will you explain to me the joke?

904
00:52:37,158 --> 00:52:40,244
Because I don't get the fucking joke. I don't get the joke.

905
00:52:40,244 --> 00:52:43,039
It was something that he said that isn't true that we needed to say.

906
00:52:43,039 --> 00:52:45,331
But you stood by his side and he said it

907
00:52:45,331 --> 00:52:47,710
and you were like, "Okay, well, that sounds good to me."

908
00:52:47,710 --> 00:52:50,338
I'm not doing this right now. No.

909
00:52:51,213 --> 00:52:53,548
I am in serious trouble. That was a play.

910
00:52:53,548 --> 00:52:56,801
You will be okay because you are a tough fucking bitch

911
00:52:56,801 --> 00:53:00,889
who will always survive because you do what you need.

912
00:53:00,889 --> 00:53:03,475
You will do whatever you need.

913
00:53:03,475 --> 00:53:05,769
Yeah? Really? Sure you're not projecting

914
00:53:05,769 --> 00:53:07,687
because that is actually you.

915
00:53:11,816 --> 00:53:13,485
Should we have a real conversation?

916
00:53:13,485 --> 00:53:15,946
- With a scorpion? No. - That was a friendly thing.

917
00:53:15,946 --> 00:53:18,198
Real friendly.

918
00:53:20,451 --> 00:53:26,123
I'm a scorpion. You're a hyena. You're a street rat.

919
00:53:26,123 --> 00:53:28,124
Actually, no, you're a fucking snake.

920
00:53:28,124 --> 00:53:30,752
Here's a dead snake to wear as a necktie, Tom.

921
00:53:30,752 --> 00:53:32,128
Why aren't you laughing?

922
00:53:35,924 --> 00:53:38,385
I wonder if we shouldn't clear the air.

923
00:53:38,385 --> 00:53:40,011
Yeah? Sure.

924
00:53:40,011 --> 00:53:43,723
I think that you can be a very selfish person,

925
00:53:43,723 --> 00:53:47,687
and I think you find it very hard to think about me.

926
00:53:47,687 --> 00:53:52,441
And I think you shouldn't have even married me, actually.

927
00:53:52,441 --> 00:53:54,944
What the fuck? What the actual fuck?

928
00:53:54,944 --> 00:53:59,198
You proposed to me on my lowest fucking ebb.

929
00:53:59,198 --> 00:54:01,491
My dad was dying. What was I supposed to say?

930
00:54:01,491 --> 00:54:04,035
- Perhaps no. - I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

931
00:54:04,035 --> 00:54:05,996
Thanks. Thanks for that.

932
00:54:05,996 --> 00:54:09,500
You really kept me safe while you ran off to fuck the phone book.

933
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:12,712
Fuck off. You're a hick. A conservative hick.

934
00:54:12,712 --> 00:54:15,505
And then you hid it because you were so scared

935
00:54:15,505 --> 00:54:17,507
of how fucking awful you are.

936
00:54:17,507 --> 00:54:20,093
You were only with me to get to power.

937
00:54:20,093 --> 00:54:22,138
Well, you got it now, Tom. You've got it.

938
00:54:22,138 --> 00:54:24,015
I'm with you because I love you.

939
00:54:24,015 --> 00:54:27,100
Bullshit. You're fucking me for my DNA.

940
00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:29,477
You're fucking me for a fucking ladder

941
00:54:29,477 --> 00:54:32,689
because your whole family is striving and parochial.

942
00:54:32,689 --> 00:54:35,526
That's not a fair characterization.

943
00:54:35,526 --> 00:54:38,237
No? Well, your mom loves me more than she loves you

944
00:54:38,237 --> 00:54:39,529
because she's cracked.

945
00:54:39,529 --> 00:54:44,159
You want to actually clear the air? Fine. You betrayed me.

946
00:54:44,159 --> 00:54:49,790
You were going to see me get sent to fucking prison, Shiv.

947
00:54:50,415 --> 00:54:54,295
And then you fobbed me off with that fucking undrinkable wine

948
00:54:54,295 --> 00:54:57,797
and you won't have my baby because you never even thought honestly

949
00:54:57,797 --> 00:54:59,841
you'd be with me more than like four fucking years.

950
00:54:59,841 --> 00:55:01,926
You offered to go to jail, Tom.

951
00:55:01,926 --> 00:55:05,306
You offered because you're servile. You're servile.

952
00:55:05,306 --> 00:55:09,518
You are incapable of thinking about anybody other than yourself

953
00:55:09,518 --> 00:55:13,230
because your sense of who you are, Shiv, is that fucking big.

954
00:55:13,230 --> 00:55:14,439
You read that in a book, Tom?

955
00:55:14,439 --> 00:55:16,650
You're too fucking transparent to find in a book.

956
00:55:16,650 --> 00:55:18,568
You're pathetic.

957
00:55:18,568 --> 00:55:20,404
You're a masochist and you can't even take it.

958
00:55:20,404 --> 00:55:22,280
I think you are incapable of love.

959
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:26,367
And I think you are maybe not a good person to have children.

960
00:55:28,995 --> 00:55:31,290
That's not very nice to say, is it?

961
00:55:31,290 --> 00:55:32,791
I'm sorry.

962
00:55:34,543 --> 00:55:40,341
I'm sorry. But you have hurt me more than you can possibly imagine.

963
00:55:41,007 --> 00:55:45,554
And you took away the last six months I could have had with my dad.

964
00:55:45,554 --> 00:55:48,099
- No. - Yes.

965
00:55:48,099 --> 00:55:50,226
You sucked up to him and you cut me out.

966
00:55:51,851 --> 00:55:55,898
It's not my fault that you didn't get his approval.

967
00:55:57,774 --> 00:56:00,653
I have given you endless approval

968
00:56:00,653 --> 00:56:03,155
and it doesn't fill you up because you're broken.

969
00:56:06,283 --> 00:56:07,868
I don't like you.

970
00:56:09,495 --> 00:56:12,914
I don't even care about you.

971
00:56:14,625 --> 00:56:15,917
I don't care.

972
00:56:18,170 --> 00:56:21,047
Have we cleared the air? Feel good now?

973
00:56:21,966 --> 00:56:25,301
Yep. Fucking great. Tip top.

974
00:56:27,138 --> 00:56:30,182
You don't deserve me. And you never did.

975
00:56:32,935 --> 00:56:35,604
And everything came out of that...

976
00:56:37,355 --> 00:56:39,275
So fucking flat.

977
00:56:59,503 --> 00:57:02,089
You find ways to have fun out there?

978
00:57:02,089 --> 00:57:05,008
More or less. Red wine smells like wet dog.

979
00:57:07,594 --> 00:57:10,556
Listen, I just wanted to do five. Just me and you.

980
00:57:10,556 --> 00:57:13,100
Just Frankie and Kenny. Not CEO and chair.

981
00:57:13,100 --> 00:57:14,518
Hell.

982
00:57:14,518 --> 00:57:17,395
I don't think the GoJo deal is in the best interests

983
00:57:17,395 --> 00:57:18,856
of the shareholders.

984
00:57:18,856 --> 00:57:22,026
- And I would like to explore ways... - I don't want to hear it, Ken.

985
00:57:22,026 --> 00:57:25,488
What if I told you his subs in India are significantly inflated?

986
00:57:27,947 --> 00:57:32,118
I'm just going to hit you with this. What if we run it all the way back?

987
00:57:32,118 --> 00:57:34,704
Do I even want to know what that means?

988
00:57:34,704 --> 00:57:38,042
We go reverse Viking. We pillage their village.

989
00:57:38,875 --> 00:57:40,753
Waystar acquires GoJo.

990
00:57:46,132 --> 00:57:49,011
There would have to be major issues.

991
00:57:49,011 --> 00:57:51,930
There are. What if we could slow this down?

992
00:57:51,930 --> 00:57:53,890
And we eat Matsson's lunch.

993
00:57:55,351 --> 00:57:56,976
Bigger than Dad ever was.

994
00:57:58,312 --> 00:57:59,897
Roman and Shiv?

995
00:57:59,897 --> 00:58:02,566
I don't know. Part of my plans.

996
00:58:03,192 --> 00:58:06,444
I love them, but not in love with them. You know?

997
00:58:06,444 --> 00:58:07,946
One head, one crown.

998
00:58:08,488 --> 00:58:11,534
But I'll need ballast. Are you with me?

999
00:58:34,097 --> 00:58:39,061
Hi everyone. Hi. Bedtime for Bonzo.

1000
00:58:39,061 --> 00:58:41,772
Sorry, but please get the fuck out of my house now.

1001
00:58:43,816 --> 00:58:49,154
No, no. Please. Party's over because I've got to sleep.

1002
00:58:49,154 --> 00:58:50,864
It's been a terrific night. Thank you so much.

1003
00:58:50,864 --> 00:58:55,327
No, I'm serious. Off you go. Go to bed. Enjoy your bed.

1004
00:58:55,327 --> 00:58:57,747
Just go home. Cry. I'm done.

1005
00:58:58,705 --> 00:59:01,917
I can barely stand, but I've had enough. Good night.

1006
00:59:03,127 --> 00:59:05,546
- Good night, Tom. - Don't forget your coats!

1007
00:59:09,175 --> 00:59:11,385
- Fuck Tom. - Yeah, fuck Tom.

1008
00:59:12,428 --> 00:59:17,516
Fuck Tom. So, guys, funeral.

1009
00:59:17,516 --> 00:59:21,478
If nobody wants to grab it, I'm happy to take the big energy spot.

1010
00:59:21,478 --> 00:59:22,897
- Yeah? - Yeah.

1011
00:59:22,897 --> 00:59:27,233
Yeah, I mean, it seemed like nobody wanted it, so I got it.

1012
00:59:27,233 --> 00:59:28,735
Yeah?

1013
00:59:28,735 --> 00:59:31,113
Sure. It's fine. Knock yourself out.

1014
00:59:31,988 --> 00:59:33,240
Just paint it red.

1015
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,326
- Yeah? Happy? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1016
00:59:35,326 --> 00:59:37,243
- Happy? - Happy.

1017
00:59:37,786 --> 00:59:39,746
Happy, happy. Headbangers.

1018
00:59:40,413 --> 00:59:42,290
Here we are. Okay.

1019
00:59:45,169 --> 00:59:46,628
- Good night. - Good night.

