1 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:12,070 《外星居民》前情提要 Previously on "resident alien"... 2 00:00:12,210 --> 00:00:13,156 伊森那事你说对了 You were right about Ethan. 3 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,440 他不是外星人 He's not an alien. 4 00:00:14,580 --> 00:00:16,540 - 你没杀他吗 - 当然没有 - You didn't kill him? - Of course not. 5 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:18,280 被滑雪队开除了 Got kicked off the team. 6 00:00:18,410 --> 00:00:20,910 我丢了奖学金 只好来到这里 I lost my scholarship, and I had to come here. 7 00:00:21,050 --> 00:00:24,020 事到如今 直接放弃滑雪更省事 At this point, it's just easier to quit skiing. 8 00:00:24,150 --> 00:00:27,266 - 哈利是外星人 - 他们知道了 - Harry is an alien. - They know. 9 00:00:27,290 --> 00:00:28,436 - 我们知道 - 我们早就发现了 - We know. - We already figured it out. 10 00:00:28,460 --> 00:00:30,406 等饥饿的螳螂人宝宝孵化 When the hungry mantid babies hatch, 11 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:33,336 - 它们的食物就得是… - 我们 - their food will have to be... - Us. 12 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:35,076 不许射那个卵囊 Do not shoot the egg sac! 13 00:00:35,100 --> 00:00:36,360 幼崽会四散而逃 The babies will scatter. 14 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:38,800 那有一只 There's one! 15 00:00:38,930 --> 00:00:40,716 好吧 副警长 你总算见到外星人了 Well, deputy, you finally saw an alien. 16 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:43,016 我再也不想听到外星人这个词 I don't ever wanna hear the word "alien" again. 17 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:44,386 我得离开这里 I need to leave here. 18 00:00:44,410 --> 00:00:45,840 抱歉 I'm sorry. 19 00:00:45,970 --> 00:00:47,110 别这么说 Don't be. 20 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:48,880 我不再属于这里 I do not belong here anymore. 21 00:00:49,010 --> 00:00:50,310 我需要和希瑟在一起 I need to be with Heather. 22 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:53,080 我们要走了 We're leaving. 23 00:00:54,020 --> 00:00:56,850 他们来了 They're here. 24 00:01:02,460 --> 00:01:04,790 伊森 我们谈过这个 Ethan, we talked about this. 25 00:01:04,930 --> 00:01:06,436 外星人不是真的 Aliens aren't real. 26 00:01:06,460 --> 00:01:08,260 听着 求你回家吧 Look, just please come home. 27 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,630 他毁了我的生活 妈 He ruined my life, mom. 28 00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:13,130 我必须纠正这一切 I have to fix this. 29 00:01:13,270 --> 00:01:15,000 这是我重回正轨的唯一办法 It's the only way I can get back on track. 30 00:01:15,140 --> 00:01:16,446 宝贝 我很担心你 Honey, I'm worried about you. 31 00:01:16,470 --> 00:01:18,040 你没什么好担心的 You have nothing to worry about. 32 00:01:18,170 --> 00:01:20,910 - 我保证 - 求你了 我只是… - 妈 没事的 - I promise. - Please, I just... - mom, it's okay. 33 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,180 我很快就回家 你会看到的 I'll be home soon. You'll see. 34 00:01:23,310 --> 00:01:24,310 这是最好的… This is the best thing... 35 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,886 听着 我要10个苹果派和10个樱桃派 Look, I need 10 apple pies and 10 cherry pies. 36 00:01:52,910 --> 00:01:58,126 改成8个苹果派和11个樱桃派 Make it 8 apple and 11 cherry. 37 00:01:58,150 --> 00:02:00,226 每样100个 100 of each. 38 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:02,196 你看过我的厨房 对吧 You've seen my kitchen, right? 39 00:02:02,220 --> 00:02:04,226 我给你各拿两个 I'll grab you two of each. 40 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:05,570 我要跨越一万亿英里 I am traveling a trillion miles 41 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:06,820 去和希瑟一起生活 to go live with my Heather. 42 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,460 我需要路上零食 I need road snacks. 43 00:02:08,590 --> 00:02:11,236 我也不知道她的星球有没有派店 I also do not know if her planet has a pie shop. 44 00:02:11,260 --> 00:02:13,276 那你也许该打电话问问希瑟 Well, maybe you should call Heather and ask her. 45 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,260 不 我想给她个惊喜 No, I want to surprise her. 46 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:18,600 - 好主意 - 女人就爱惊喜 - Great idea. - Women love surprises. 47 00:02:19,670 --> 00:02:20,870 不 我开玩笑的 我们不爱 No, I'm kidding. We don't. 48 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,540 你根本不了解我的希瑟 凯拉拉 You do not know my Heather, kaylahlah 49 00:02:23,670 --> 00:02:25,916 凯拉拉拉 kaylahlahlah. 50 00:02:25,940 --> 00:02:27,240 谢了 舅舅 Thanks, uncle. 51 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:29,116 你见到阿斯塔时 告诉她我可能有个医生人选 When you see asta, tell her I may have the name 52 00:02:29,140 --> 00:02:31,080 能接替哈利 of a doctor to replace Harry. 53 00:02:31,210 --> 00:02:32,186 什么 What? 54 00:02:32,210 --> 00:02:33,610 接替我 为什么 Replace me? Why? 55 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:35,196 你要走了 You're leaving. 56 00:02:35,220 --> 00:02:37,220 诊所需要一个新医生 We need a new doctor at the clinic. 57 00:02:37,350 --> 00:02:38,496 不 No. 58 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:40,420 我…这主意糟透了 I don't... that sounds like a horrible idea. 59 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,236 我不想被取代 I do not want to be replaced. 60 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:44,220 你走了就会这样 This is what happens when you leave. 61 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:46,630 留下的人生活还要继续 Life goes on for everyone else who stays. 62 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:47,760 没错 That's right. 63 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:50,230 镇上会找到新医生 The town will find a new doctor. 64 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:52,376 别人会吃我的派 Somebody else will eat my pies. 65 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:55,916 也会有别人住进你的木屋 And someone else will live in your cabin. 66 00:02:55,940 --> 00:02:57,000 不 不行 No! Nah! 67 00:02:57,140 --> 00:02:59,146 那是我的木屋 That's my cabin! 68 00:02:59,170 --> 00:03:02,080 谁敢住进去我就把它烧了 I will burn it down before I let anyone else live there! 69 00:03:02,210 --> 00:03:03,610 对吧 Right? 70 00:03:05,780 --> 00:03:06,780 鬼扯 Bullshit. 71 00:03:08,950 --> 00:03:12,520 我儿子换幼儿园时就是这反应 That's how my son reacted when we changed preschools. 72 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:14,820 我做了个最诡异的梦 I had the craziest dream, 73 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,280 就再也睡不着了 and I couldn't go back to sleep. 74 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:20,306 杰伊在梦里 不知为何很生气 Jay was there, and she was pissed for some reason. 75 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:23,030 朱迪有一小推车的书 And Judy had a wagon full of books, 76 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,576 还有一艘从哈利星球来的太空飞船 and there was this spaceship from Harry's planet 77 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,576 坠毁在那条高速公路上 that crash landed on that highway 78 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,740 就是穿过山口那条 that goes through the pass. 79 00:03:29,870 --> 00:03:31,586 我们昨晚吃了什么 What did we eat last night? 80 00:03:31,610 --> 00:03:33,570 我们吃了点冰箱里翻出来的东西 Some food we cooked at some point that we found 81 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:35,440 不知什么时候做的 也不知拿什么包着 wrapped in something somewhere in the fridge. 82 00:03:37,380 --> 00:03:38,986 猜猜谁考上大学了 Guess who got into college! 83 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:40,950 - 什么 - 我的宝贝 - What? - My girl! 84 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:42,420 - 我的宝贝 - 我要去博尔德了 - My girl! - I'm going to Boulder. 85 00:03:42,550 --> 00:03:45,120 还在科罗拉多 但我总算能离开宁静镇了 Still Colorado, but I'm finally getting out of Patience. 86 00:03:47,190 --> 00:03:49,066 - 我得买件卫衣 - 你会给我买一件吗 - I need a sweatshirt. - Will you buy one for me? 87 00:03:49,090 --> 00:03:50,090 当然 Yes! 88 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:52,336 我真为你骄傲 I am so proud of you! 89 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:53,790 天啊 My god! 90 00:03:53,930 --> 00:03:55,260 这真是太及时了 This is perfect timing. 91 00:03:58,870 --> 00:03:59,870 非常感谢 Thank you very much. 92 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:01,716 好了 Okay. 93 00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:04,270 我早就想把这个给你了 I've wanted to give you this for a long time. 94 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:06,440 一部分是给你上大学用的 Partly for college, also because I want to 95 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,956 我也想在走之前给你点东西 give you something before I go. 96 00:04:08,980 --> 00:04:12,310 德鲁打来电话 说我可以和他还有曼努埃尔一起住 Drew called, and he said I could stay with him and Manuel. 97 00:04:12,450 --> 00:04:14,180 - 在阿姆斯特丹 - 天啊 - In Amsterdam! - My god! 98 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:15,780 - 太酷了 - 是啊 - That's so cool! - Yeah. 99 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:18,190 你知道吗 你该放个假了 You know, you deserve a vacation. 100 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,020 谢谢 但这不是度假 Thank you, but it's not a vacation. 101 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,936 我想去那住一阵子 I thought I'd move there for a while. 102 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:23,320 彻底换种活法 Change things up. 103 00:04:23,460 --> 00:04:24,636 我可以随心所欲 I can do whatever I want. 104 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:25,660 没有日程安排 No schedule. 105 00:04:25,790 --> 00:04:28,236 天啊 无拘无束 God! Just be free! 106 00:04:28,260 --> 00:04:29,806 也许我会改名叫斯泰西 Maybe I'll change my name to Stacy 107 00:04:29,830 --> 00:04:31,300 然后找个咖啡师的工作 and get a job as a barista. 108 00:04:31,430 --> 00:04:32,906 我觉得斯泰西这名字很适合你 I like Stacy for you. 109 00:04:32,930 --> 00:04:34,276 - 谢谢 - 等一下 - Thank you. - Hold on a second. 110 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:35,470 你要搬家 You're moving? 111 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,116 去世界另一头 Across the world? 112 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:39,470 你还真好心 通知我一声 Well, it was nice of you to let me know. 113 00:04:39,610 --> 00:04:44,280 我之前不知道要干嘛 但现在决定了 I didn't know what I was gonna do, but I do now. 114 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:46,710 而且我还要几周才走 And I'm not leaving for a few weeks. 115 00:04:46,850 --> 00:04:48,820 得了吧 杰伊 你也要走了 Come on, Jay. You're leaving too. 116 00:04:48,950 --> 00:04:50,220 我是去上大学 I'm going to college. 117 00:04:50,350 --> 00:04:52,526 那不一样 It's different. 118 00:04:52,550 --> 00:04:55,366 我都查好了学校附近的墨西哥玉米饼餐车 I'd already researched taco trucks near the school 119 00:04:55,390 --> 00:04:56,406 等你来看我的时候吃 for when you come visit. 120 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:57,720 很好 真的 Good. Good, yeah. 121 00:04:57,860 --> 00:04:58,966 我可以偶尔飞回来 I can fly back sometimes. 122 00:04:58,990 --> 00:05:00,960 那不一样 It's not the same! 123 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:02,740 你知道吗 我都不知道自己为什么要惊讶 You know, I don't know why I'm surprised. 124 00:05:02,830 --> 00:05:04,360 我猜你就是这样的人 I guess this is what you do. 125 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:06,676 说走就走 You leave. 126 00:05:06,700 --> 00:05:08,100 杰伊 Jay! 127 00:05:14,310 --> 00:05:16,556 谢谢 巴特勒 Thank you, Butler. 128 00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:19,156 她会没事的 她只是需要时间消化一下 She'll be fine. She just needs time to process. 129 00:05:19,180 --> 00:05:20,750 可她看起来不太好 Well, she doesn't seem fine. 130 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,250 那丫头跟吃了枪药似的 Girl's got a big old pole up her asshole. 131 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:24,390 你想干嘛 朱迪 What do you want, Judy? 132 00:05:24,420 --> 00:05:25,420 等等 Wait. 133 00:05:32,890 --> 00:05:37,176 我烤箱里放不下我的百科全书了 I ran out of room in my oven for my encyclopedias, 134 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:40,046 幸好你这就要溜了 so it's a good thing you're skedaddling. 135 00:05:40,070 --> 00:05:43,616 但不管怎样 你清空衣柜了吗 But anyway, did you clear out your closets yet? 136 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:44,940 没关系 It's okay. 137 00:05:45,070 --> 00:05:46,810 我把你东西都扔床上就行 I'll just throw all your stuff on the bed. 138 00:05:54,850 --> 00:05:57,280 杰伊在你的梦里很生气 Jay was angry in your dream. 139 00:05:57,420 --> 00:05:59,290 朱迪还带着书 And Judy had books. 140 00:05:59,420 --> 00:06:00,996 用一辆小推车拉着 In a wagon. 141 00:06:01,020 --> 00:06:02,990 关于外星人和太空飞船 What was the part again about the aliens 142 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,536 坠毁到地球那部分是怎么回事 and the spaceship crashing to earth? 143 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:06,330 天啊 My god! 144 00:06:06,460 --> 00:06:10,000 嘿 阿斯塔 你的床垫得清理一下了 Hey, as, I'm gonna need you to clean your mattress. 145 00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:13,830 上面全是黑色的长马毛 It's covered in these long black horse hairs. 146 00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:18,170 当我离开我的星球时 那里的一切照旧 When I left my planet, everything there continued, 147 00:06:18,310 --> 00:06:19,910 但我并不在乎 but I did not care. 148 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:21,510 现在不一样了 It is different now. 149 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:23,626 我现在不一样了 I am different now. 150 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:26,780 如果我离开宁静镇后 大家的生活一切如常 If life can move on without me when I leave Patience, 151 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,580 那我到底存在过吗 did I even exist at all? 152 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,080 我昨晚做了个梦 I had a dream last night, 153 00:06:31,220 --> 00:06:33,950 梦里的一切都在成真 and everything in it is coming true. 154 00:06:34,090 --> 00:06:36,720 我想有个从你星球来的外星人坠毁在这里了 I think an alien from your planet crashed here. 155 00:06:36,860 --> 00:06:38,730 是啊 两年前 Yeah, two years ago. 156 00:06:38,860 --> 00:06:40,460 就是我 跟上节奏好吗 It is me. Try and keep up! 157 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,360 是最近的事 比如昨晚 More recently, like last night. 158 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:44,600 这到底怎么回事 What the hell is going on? 159 00:06:44,730 --> 00:06:46,770 我现在能看见未来了吗 Can I see the future now? 160 00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:48,476 你坐下吧 Why don't you sit down? 161 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:50,800 让我看看 Let me take a look here. 162 00:06:50,940 --> 00:06:52,710 我太… 是的 I'm am too-! Yeah. 163 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:54,210 - 怎么了 - 好的 - What? - Okay. 164 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:56,780 没错 Yep! 165 00:06:56,910 --> 00:06:59,150 你这是受到了一些螳螂人残留毒素的影响 You are experiencing some residual poison 166 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:01,680 它在你身体里 from the mantid. It's in your system. 167 00:07:01,820 --> 00:07:03,766 它在让你灵魂出窍 It's astral-projecting you, 168 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:06,550 所以你能看到不同的时间线 so you are seeing into different timelines. 169 00:07:06,690 --> 00:07:08,266 没关系 效果会消退的 It's okay. It's gonna fade. 170 00:07:08,290 --> 00:07:12,690 另外 你的左眼 Also, your left eye is about 12% to 13% more attractive 171 00:07:12,830 --> 00:07:13,930 比右眼要迷人大概12%到13% than your right eye. 172 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:16,030 别碰我 Stop touching me. 173 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,900 为什么会有你星球的人来这里 Why would someone from your planet come here? 174 00:07:19,030 --> 00:07:21,230 我不知道 I do not know. 175 00:07:21,370 --> 00:07:22,816 肯定不是好事 It cannot be good. 176 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:26,240 我的同胞可不是那种会顺道过来打个招呼的人 My people are not the "drop in and say hiya" type. 177 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:28,980 我想见希瑟和我的鸟宝宝们 I want to see Heather and my bird babies, 178 00:07:29,110 --> 00:07:31,180 但如果我能留下来阻止这个威胁 but if I can stay and stop this threat, 179 00:07:31,310 --> 00:07:34,296 我就能向这些人证明我是不可替代的 I can prove to these people that I am not replaceable. 180 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:37,866 我本该离开去看我的家人 I'm supposed to leave to see my family, 181 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:40,850 但我决定留在这里 but instead, I will stay here, 182 00:07:40,990 --> 00:07:44,390 再次拯救人类 and I will save humanity again. 183 00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:46,830 像个英雄一样 Like a hero. 184 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:50,830 派在变质前能放多久 How long do pies keep before they go bad? 185 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,246 这到底是什么 What the hell is this? 186 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,810 - 我们要掉头吗 - 不 - Should we turn around? - No. 187 00:08:00,940 --> 00:08:03,610 军方在这里 证实了你的梦 The military presence confirms the dream you had. 188 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,780 我们离坠毁地点很近了 We are close to the crash site. 189 00:08:05,910 --> 00:08:08,280 你的梦怎么没告诉我出门前要先上厕所 Why didn't your dream tell me to pee before we left? 190 00:08:08,420 --> 00:08:10,220 嘿 我认识那家伙 Hey, I know that guy! 191 00:08:10,350 --> 00:08:12,026 嘿 Hey! 192 00:08:12,050 --> 00:08:15,660 嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey? Hey! Hey! 193 00:08:15,790 --> 00:08:18,830 臭蛋 臭臭 Stank? Stinky? 194 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:20,736 你们得把卡车掉头 You're going to have to turn the truck around. 195 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:22,160 我们这里有气体泄漏 We've got a gas leak up here. 196 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:24,700 臭蛋… 我是说 弗兰克 Stank... I mean, frank. 197 00:08:24,830 --> 00:08:26,100 我是外星人哈利 It's Harry the alien. 198 00:08:26,230 --> 00:08:28,570 我在法明顿5号工作过 你以前给将军当过警卫 I worked at Farmington 5. You used to guard the general. 199 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:30,786 她骂你喷太多古龙水 She yelled at you for wearing too much Cologne, 200 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:33,146 然后那帮混蛋就开始叫你臭蛋了 and then those assholes started calling you stank. 201 00:08:33,170 --> 00:08:34,356 我可没叫 Not me. 202 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:35,786 - 哈利 - 是啊 - Harry. - Yeah! 203 00:08:35,810 --> 00:08:37,240 你到底在这里干什么 What the hell are you doing here? 204 00:08:37,380 --> 00:08:39,810 我就是带姐们出来兜风 Well, I'm just cruising with my baes. 205 00:08:39,950 --> 00:08:43,396 我知道我说这个会很老套 This is gonna be cliché for me to say this to you, 206 00:08:43,420 --> 00:08:46,990 但还是带我去见你们的头吧 but take me to your leader. 207 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,730 贝拉心情不错 Bella's in a good mood. 208 00:08:52,860 --> 00:08:54,136 是啊 Yeah. 209 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:57,260 我想她很高兴能见到爷爷奶奶 I think that she's excited to see her grandparents. 210 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:00,100 - 是不是啊 - 等等 什么 - Aren't you? - Wait, what? 211 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,270 我刚跟我爸妈通过话 Well, I just talked to my parents, 212 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,480 他们对有了新外孙女非常兴奋 and they're so excited about their new granddaughter 213 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:06,070 所以他们要过来看看 that they're gonna come for a visit. 214 00:09:06,210 --> 00:09:07,886 是啊 但我们谈过的 亲爱的 Yeah, we talked about this, though, hon. 215 00:09:07,910 --> 00:09:09,986 我们说好先不告诉我们父母的 We weren't gonna tell our parents yet. 216 00:09:10,010 --> 00:09:11,980 关于我们新宝宝的事吗 拜托 亲爱的 About our new baby? Come on, honey. 217 00:09:12,110 --> 00:09:13,956 我父母对任何事 My parents are just so critical 218 00:09:13,980 --> 00:09:15,920 都非常挑剔 你知道的 about everything, you know? 219 00:09:16,050 --> 00:09:17,220 为什么给她取名叫贝拉 Why'd you name her Bella? 220 00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:18,790 真希望你们再生个男孩 Wish you had another boy. 221 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:20,836 你干嘛娶了那个 Why'd you marry that one? 222 00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:22,390 抱歉 那个 I'm sorry, that one? 223 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:23,890 是啊 我跟你说过的 Yeah, I told you that. 224 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:25,736 记得那次关于 Remember the whole conversation about the 225 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:28,390 “穿得像个站街的”那番对话吗 "dresses like a hooker" thing? 226 00:09:28,530 --> 00:09:30,260 不 不知道 Nope. Didn't know that. 227 00:09:33,270 --> 00:09:35,600 也许我那是对我姐说的 Maybe I told that to my sister. 228 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,510 警长 Sir? 229 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,216 我仔细想过了 I've been thinking a lot about it, 230 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:45,956 我真的认为我们该逮捕范德斯佩格勒医生 and I really think we need to arrest Dr. Vanderspeigle. 231 00:09:45,980 --> 00:09:47,050 我们为什么要那么做 Why would we do that? 232 00:09:47,180 --> 00:09:49,080 你为什么看起来这么累 And why do you look so tired? 233 00:09:49,220 --> 00:09:50,766 他是杀人犯 Because he's a murderer, 234 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:52,720 而且我觉得你不太应该 and I don't think you're really supposed 235 00:09:52,850 --> 00:09:54,120 说女人看起来累 to tell women they look tired. 236 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,167 为什么不 Why not? 237 00:09:55,191 --> 00:09:56,490 你可以跟我说我看起来累 You can tell me if I look tired. 238 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:58,266 当然 你肯定是在说谎 因为我不会累 Of course, you'd be lying, 'cause I don't get tired. 239 00:09:58,290 --> 00:10:00,330 我既是夜行性的 也是白行性的 I'm nocturnal and dayturnal. 240 00:10:00,460 --> 00:10:02,330 真正的词是“diurnal” 但我改了 The real word is "diurnal," but I changed it 241 00:10:02,460 --> 00:10:04,500 因为这词听着像德国人撒尿的地方 'cause "diurnal" sounds like where Germans piss. 242 00:10:05,970 --> 00:10:09,270 总之 我想了一整夜 Anyway, I was up all night thinking about it. 243 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,540 外星哈利谋杀了人类哈利 Alien Harry murdered human Harry. 244 00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:12,670 我们必须做点什么 We have to do something. 245 00:10:12,810 --> 00:10:14,940 V医生是外星人 好吗 Dr. V is an alien, okay? 246 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,386 他就像… 他就像巴厘岛的那些猴子 He's like... he's like one of those monkeys in Bali 247 00:10:16,410 --> 00:10:19,010 到处猥亵女人还偷手里的水果 that goes around groping women and stealing hand fruit. 248 00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:20,996 好吧 为什么人们能接受那种事 Okay, how is it that people gonna be okay with that 249 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:23,750 却接受不了一个真正的外星人 but they're not gonna be okay with an alien alien? 250 00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:25,150 谋杀还是谋杀 Murder is still murder. 251 00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:27,566 听着 这是因为你差点被留下 Look, is this about you almost being deserted 252 00:10:27,590 --> 00:10:29,560 当了螳螂人宝宝的自助餐吗 at the mantid baby buffet? 253 00:10:29,690 --> 00:10:32,630 那些东西想杀我 Those things tried to kill me. 254 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,230 杀的是我 Me! 255 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:37,006 而我曾是外星人的头号支持者 And I was the biggest alien supporter. 256 00:10:37,030 --> 00:10:38,430 这不公平 It's not fair! 257 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:43,570 而且我不觉得被猴子猥亵的女人 And I don't think the women groped by monkeys 258 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:44,686 会觉得没关系 were okay with it. 259 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:47,570 个人意见而已 Just my two cents. 260 00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:53,426 这里已经设了一道安全警戒线 A security perimeter has been established 261 00:10:53,450 --> 00:10:55,980 就在这片区域周围 all around this area. 262 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,426 那艘船 不是坠毁的 That ship, it did not crash. 263 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:01,036 是被人蓄意击落的 It was intentionally shot down! 264 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:02,160 什么 What? 265 00:11:02,290 --> 00:11:03,936 你在玩空当接龙 You're playing solitaire. 266 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:07,490 我几分钟前得到的消息 Well, I got the information a few minutes ago. 267 00:11:11,530 --> 00:11:13,916 你怎么侵入我们系统的 How did you access our systems? 268 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,600 我有个外星大脑 I have an alien brain. 269 00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:19,010 任何加密我都能破解 There isn't any encryption I cannot get past. 270 00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:20,870 他用了旧密码 He used his old password. 271 00:11:21,010 --> 00:11:22,116 我们忘了改了 We forgot to change it. 272 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,180 猴子尿布感叹号 Monkey diaper, exclamation Mark. 273 00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:25,326 我们需要和你谈谈 We need to speak to you. 274 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:26,956 私下谈 In private. 275 00:11:26,980 --> 00:11:28,396 没关系 That's okay. 276 00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:29,856 我们什么都知道 We know everything. 277 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:33,420 对 如果你们杀了我们 我有70页 Yes, and if you kill us, I have 70 pages 278 00:11:33,550 --> 00:11:35,496 手写文件 照片 of handwritten documents, photographs, 279 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,120 以及其他外星人存在的证据 and other proof of alien existence 280 00:11:37,260 --> 00:11:38,806 放在我律师保险箱的盒子里 会寄给 in a box in my lawyer's safe, which will get sent 281 00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:40,630 全国的每一家报社 to every newspaper in the country. 282 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,530 - 你没有 - 不 我没有 - You do not. - No, I do not. 283 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:45,430 我们击落的这个外星人来自你的星球 This alien that we shot down is from your planet. 284 00:11:45,570 --> 00:11:47,446 - 你跟他们是一伙的吗 - 不 - Are you working with them? - No! 285 00:11:47,470 --> 00:11:48,816 那你怎么知道他们在这里 Then how did you know they were here? 286 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:51,140 阿斯塔做了个梦 Asta had a dream. 287 00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:53,140 我们找到了这个 We found this. 288 00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:54,416 哇哦 Whoa. 289 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,510 在大概一百码外的一片田里 In a field about a hundred yards away. 290 00:11:56,650 --> 00:11:58,726 - 该死 那是… - 是的 - Shit, is that... - yes. 291 00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:01,450 他们是来杀光地球上所有人的 They're here to kill everyone on earth. 292 00:12:01,580 --> 00:12:04,596 我以前想杀光所有人的时候 也有个类似的装置 I had a similar device when I wanted to murder everyone. 293 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:06,166 我更喜欢旧款设计 I prefer the old design. 294 00:12:06,190 --> 00:12:07,520 好吧 Okay. 295 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,660 开飞船的人还在外面 Whoever was flying that ship is still out there. 296 00:12:09,790 --> 00:12:11,820 想证明你跟他们不是一伙的吗 You wanna prove you're not working with them? 297 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,660 找到他们 杀了他们 Find them and kill them. 298 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,476 小心点 And be careful. 299 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,260 这个外星生物现在可能在任何地方 This alien being could be anywhere by now 300 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:22,070 而且显然极其危险 and is obviously incredibly dangerous. 301 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,916 不 No! 302 00:12:23,940 --> 00:12:25,186 别又来这套 Not this again. 303 00:12:25,210 --> 00:12:28,410 怎么了 What's wrong? 304 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:45,636 一切都好吗 先生 Everything okay, sir? 305 00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:47,030 - 好的 我要… - 好的 - Yeah, I'll take... - okay. 306 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,100 我马上回来 I'll be back in a second. 307 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,300 你好 哈利 Hello, Harry. 308 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,016 那是你的地球名字 对吧 That's your earth name, right? 309 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:01,816 杀人的计划真是一塌糊涂 You are very sloppy at your people-killing plans. 310 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:05,310 我有个朋友能看穿我们的能量场 I have a friend who can see through our energy field. 311 00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:06,480 是他告诉我的 He told me. 312 00:13:06,610 --> 00:13:08,180 咖啡馆里有个外星人 Alien over at the café. 313 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,350 看起来像个混球 Looks like a dickhead. 314 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,880 你果然在这 Here you are. 315 00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:14,366 是啊 那个在街上指着我的孩子 Yeah, that kid who pointed at me in the street? 316 00:13:14,390 --> 00:13:16,990 我刚去诊所找过你 I had just been at the clinic looking for you. 317 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:21,636 他们让我接替你当镇上的医生 They offered me your old job as town doctor. 318 00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:22,660 是不是很好笑 Isn't that funny? 319 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:23,736 王八蛋 Son of a bitch! 320 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:24,760 嘿 Hey. 321 00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:26,006 你来这有一阵子了 You've been here awhile. 322 00:13:26,030 --> 00:13:27,630 我在哪能找到碲 Where do I find tellurium? 323 00:13:27,770 --> 00:13:30,300 我的装置在坠毁时丢了 我得造个新的 I lost my device in the crash, and I have to build a new one 324 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:33,516 再造艘飞船 好投放装置 杀光所有人 and build a ship so I can drop the device and kill everyone. 325 00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:35,540 有很多事要做 There's a lot to do. 326 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,386 嘿 这派真是个好东西 Hey, this pie thing is great. 327 00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:38,756 你应该尝尝 You should try some. 328 00:13:38,780 --> 00:13:40,950 可惜的是 灰人 It's too bad for you that the greys 329 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,656 掌管着地球 are in charge of the earth. 330 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,580 他们不会让你杀任何人的 They will not let you kill anyone. 331 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,820 而且在你之前 派就是我的专属了 And pie was my thing before it was ever yours. 332 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,060 不 灰人失去了对这颗星球的控制 No, the greys lost control of the planet. 333 00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:52,590 显然 你搞砸了他们的黄石计划 Apparently, you messed up their yellow stone project, 334 00:13:52,730 --> 00:13:54,390 他们没能获得贷款 and they couldn't secure the loan. 335 00:13:54,530 --> 00:13:55,560 我们的人把它拿回来了 Our people got it back. 336 00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:57,306 那也无所谓 Well, it does not matter 337 00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:59,430 因为地球上没有碲 because there is no tellurium on earth, 338 00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:01,170 所以你杀不了所有人 so you can't kill everyone. 339 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,240 我碰巧知道地球上有碲 I happen to know there is tellurium on earth 340 00:14:03,370 --> 00:14:05,040 因为我比你知道得多 because I know more than you do. 341 00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:06,970 如果那是真的 你就该知道 If that were true, then you would know that 342 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:08,956 在地球上他们不叫它碲 they do not call it tellurium on earth. 343 00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:12,910 他们叫它… 蛋蛋 They call it... Ballsack. 344 00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:14,710 行 那我就去找那个蛋蛋 Fine, then I will find the ball sack. 345 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,450 找到它之后你要做什么 And what will you do when you find it? 346 00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:22,560 很高兴你问了 I'm glad you asked. 347 00:14:22,690 --> 00:14:24,920 我要用那个蛋蛋… I am going to use the ball sack... 348 00:14:26,060 --> 00:14:27,960 杀光地球上所有人 To kill everyone on earth. 349 00:14:29,730 --> 00:14:31,460 哈 Nah. 350 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:32,976 - 这是地球人的笑 - 你笑什么 - That is an earth laugh. - Why are you laughing? 351 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,676 那不是地球人的笑 那是咳嗽 That was not an earth laugh. That was a cough. 352 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:36,216 你当医生肯定很烂 You'd make a very bad doctor 353 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,200 因为你什么都不知道 because you do not know anything. 354 00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:40,220 我知道人类在毁灭这颗星球 I know that humans are destroying the planet, 355 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:42,240 他们没有任何可取之处 and they have no redeeming qualities. 356 00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:43,816 也许除了这个派 Except maybe this pie. 357 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,410 那不是真的 That is not true. 358 00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:48,210 人类不是我们想的那样 Humans are not what we thought they were. 359 00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:50,726 他们会学习 会改变 They have the ability to learn and change. 360 00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:52,150 他们是特别的 They are special. 361 00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:56,020 你会看到的 You will see. 362 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,266 是的 Yes. 363 00:14:58,290 --> 00:15:00,090 我会看着他们死 I will see them die. 364 00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:02,130 我不需要你的帮助 And I don't need your help. 365 00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:04,630 我有的是时间 I've got all the time in the world. 366 00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:08,500 我不会放弃 直到我把那甜美的 And I won't quit until I have that sweet, 367 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,300 甜美的蛋蛋拿到手 sweet ball sack in my hands. 368 00:15:12,770 --> 00:15:14,570 给你 喝水对咳嗽有帮助 Here, drinking water helps a cough. 369 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,356 欢迎回到宁静镇 伊森医生 Welcome back to Patience, Dr. Ethan. 370 00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:20,140 我听说你要接替哈利 I heard you're gonna be Harry's replacement. 371 00:15:22,350 --> 00:15:25,120 我恨不得杀他一万遍 I am going to kill him so much. 372 00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:30,866 那个闹鬼的房子 The poltergeist house. 373 00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:32,490 这房子闹鬼 The house is haunted. 374 00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:34,830 好了 各位 安静 Okay, everybody, keep it down. 375 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,160 肃静 Quiet. 376 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,230 我们得开始开会了 We gotta bring this meeting to order. 377 00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:41,670 并向你们证明我是不可替代的 And prove to you that I am not replaceable. 378 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,840 我有重要消息要告诉各位 I have some important news for everyone. 379 00:15:43,970 --> 00:15:47,416 你们身处险境 面临必死的结局 You are in danger, and you are facing certain death. 380 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:49,940 一个外星人来到了地球 An alien has come to earth 381 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:53,250 计划杀死所有人 and is planning to kill everyone. 382 00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:55,756 是啊 我们知道 阿斯塔在厨房告诉我们了 Yeah, we know. Asta told us in the kitchen. 383 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:56,796 什么 What? 384 00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:58,596 那是该由我来宣布的 That was my announcement to make! 385 00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:00,836 抱歉 听起来挺重要的 Sorry. It seemed important. 386 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,490 我还有别的消息 I have other news. 387 00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:03,666 还有个更重大的 Even bigger! 388 00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:05,506 那个外星人长得像伊森医生 The alien looks like Dr. Ethan. 389 00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:06,606 王八蛋 Son of a bitch! 390 00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:08,090 我们到这里才10分钟 We've been here 10 minutes. 391 00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:10,160 真正的伊森医生在坠毁中死了 The real Dr. Ethan died in the crash. 392 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,760 很悲惨 It was tragic. 393 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:13,900 可能有点我的错 Probably my fault. A little bit. 394 00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:15,500 他一直爱着我 He was always in love with me, 395 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,446 他… 他可能就是来这里找我的 and he... he was probably on his way here to find me. 396 00:16:18,470 --> 00:16:21,370 总之 重点是你们需要我 Well, the important news is that you need me, 397 00:16:21,510 --> 00:16:25,156 我也在这里 所以没问题 and I'm here, so it's not a problem. 398 00:16:25,180 --> 00:16:27,056 那你为什么告诉我们 Then why did you tell us? 399 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:29,356 因为他需要我们的帮助 Because he needs our help. 400 00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:31,020 知道吗 我加入 You know what? I'm in. 401 00:16:31,150 --> 00:16:32,550 是啊 我也加入 Yeah. Me too. 402 00:16:32,690 --> 00:16:34,836 把那个戴锡箔帽的混蛋指给我看 Point me at that little tinfoil-wearing son of a bitch. 403 00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:36,236 我把他的射线枪直接塞进他屁股里 I'll stick his ray gun straight up his ass. 404 00:16:36,260 --> 00:16:38,120 警长真的很喜欢看 The sheriff really likes to watch 405 00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:39,990 那些50年代的科幻电影 those 1950s Sci-Fi movies. 406 00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:41,476 我不需要你们的帮助 I do not need your help. 407 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,106 是你们需要我的帮助 You need my help. 408 00:16:43,130 --> 00:16:44,846 不 那就错了 No, that's a mistake. 409 00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:47,270 你瞧 副警长和我都受过这方面训练 Now, see, the deputy and I, we're trained for this. 410 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,876 不 你和副警长受过的训练 No, you and the deputy are trained to give out 411 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:52,746 就是开那些我回头就撕掉的罚单 parking tickets, which I rip up. 412 00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:55,470 你们根本不是有外星超能力的外星人的对手 You are no match for an alien with alien powers. 413 00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:57,210 上次这两人来抓我 The last time these two came after me, 414 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,086 我只是躲开了他们愚蠢的子弹… I just ran away from their dumb bullets... 415 00:16:59,110 --> 00:17:00,926 你因谋杀山姆·霍奇斯医生而被捕 You're under arrest for the murder of Sam Hodges. 416 00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:03,296 然后把整件事的记忆 And then wiped the whole memory of the thing 417 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,750 从他们脑中抹去了 只用了10秒 from their brains in 10 seconds. 418 00:17:05,890 --> 00:17:08,590 - 天啊 - 那就是消失的时间 - My god. - That was the missing time. 419 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,006 你就是我面前的那个外星人 You were the alien in front of me. 420 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,960 你那套外星人精神把戏可没对我起作用 Well, your little alien mind trick didn't work on me. 421 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,360 我没有任何消失的时间 I didn't have any missing time. 422 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:19,130 那是因为我在你小小的脑袋里植入了一段假记忆 That's because I put a fake memory in your tiny brain. 423 00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:21,870 你还记得和你爸去钓鱼吗 Do you remember when you went fishing with your dad? 424 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,040 那不是假的 That wasn't fake. 425 00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:25,170 我们在洛斯皮诺斯玩飞钓 We went fly fishing in the los piños. 426 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,040 - 我钓到一条… - 10英寸的鳟鱼 - I caught a... - 10-inch trout. 427 00:17:31,410 --> 00:17:32,880 搞什么鬼 What the hell? 428 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,110 转过去 Turn around. 429 00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:35,426 你因谋杀 You're under arrest for the murder 430 00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:36,820 真正的哈利·范德斯佩格勒而被捕 of the real Harry vanderspeigle. 431 00:17:36,950 --> 00:17:39,320 - 什么 - 副警长 铐住他 - What? - Deputy, cuff him. 432 00:17:39,450 --> 00:17:40,450 乐意之至 Gladly. 433 00:17:40,590 --> 00:17:41,836 靠墙站好 犯人 Up against the wall, perp. 434 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:42,920 别这样 Come on! 435 00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:44,506 你们不能逮捕他 You can't arrest him. 436 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,136 你为了得到这具身体杀了人吗 You killed someone to get that body? 437 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,536 不然你以为他怎么得到的 Well, how do you think he got it? 438 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,260 我不知道啊 他是外星人 Well, I don't know. He's an alien. 439 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,830 迈克 这太蠢了 Mike, this is stupid. 440 00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:55,030 我们需要哈利去杀那个外星人 We need Harry to kill the alien. 441 00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:56,900 对 而且你也逮捕不了哈利 Yes, and you can't arrest Harry 442 00:17:57,040 --> 00:18:00,656 因为没有监狱能关得住他 because there's no jail that will hold him. 443 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,910 这太扯… This is some bull. 444 00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:05,680 该死… 是扯淡 Shit... some bullshit. 445 00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:06,926 这太扯淡了 This is some bullshit. 446 00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:08,326 你不能话说一半啊 I mean, you can't leave it hanging. 447 00:18:08,350 --> 00:18:11,220 你不能到处乱动别人的脑子 You can't go around meddling with people's heads! 448 00:18:11,350 --> 00:18:13,820 那天和我爸钓鱼 Fishing with my dad that day? 449 00:18:13,950 --> 00:18:15,420 那是我最好的回忆 It's like the best memory I had. 450 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:17,560 现在你却告诉我那全是假的 And now you're telling me that it was all fake? 451 00:18:17,690 --> 00:18:19,106 这辈子就没谁 That's the worst thing anybody's ever 452 00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:20,960 对我做过这么过分的事 done to me in my whole life! 453 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,800 嘿 我提过我要拯救你们所有人了吗 Hey, did I mention that I was going to save you all? 454 00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:25,360 好耶 哈利 Yay, Harry! 455 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,676 我才不要“好耶 哈利” I'm not gonna "yay, Harry!" 456 00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:29,216 我要恨死哈利 I'm gonna hate Harry. 457 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,940 我再也不想见到你的脸 I never wanna see your face again. 458 00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:35,286 我希望你这个外星混蛋从没来过宁静镇 And I wish your alien ass had never come to Patience. 459 00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:37,456 好吧 如果你不要我帮忙 那行 Well, if you don't want my help, fine. 460 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,710 那你们就自己去杀那个外星人吧 Then you can just kill the alien yourself. 461 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,180 哈利 Harry? 462 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,650 哈利 Harry! 463 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,460 干得好啊 警长 Great job, sheriff. 464 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,546 我们对付那新外星人的唯一指望 The one chance we had to deal with that new alien 465 00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:01,570 就这么走出去了 just walked out the door. 466 00:19:01,670 --> 00:19:02,740 去他的 To hell with him! 467 00:19:02,870 --> 00:19:04,176 我们可以自己杀了这个外星人 We can kill this alien ourselves. 468 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,800 - 我们不需要哈利的帮助 - 是吗 - We don't need Harry's help. - We don't? 469 00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:08,270 我们根本不知道这个新外星人有什么能耐 We have no idea what this new alien is capable of. 470 00:19:08,410 --> 00:19:10,216 你知道这到底是谁的错吗 You know whose fault this really is? 471 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,640 阿斯塔 Asta. 472 00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:13,486 你要是怪阿斯塔 咱俩就没完 You blame asta for this, we're gonna have a problem. 473 00:19:13,510 --> 00:19:15,150 阿斯塔一直都知道他是外星人 Asta knew he was an alien all along, 474 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,996 如果她当初告诉我们真相 and if she would have told us the truth back then, 475 00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:18,596 他一到这里我就能杀了他 I could have killed him the second he got here, 476 00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:19,996 那外星人也就不会把 and then I wouldn't have had aliens putting 477 00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:21,796 假的钓鱼旅行塞进我脑子里了 fake fishing trips in my head. 478 00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:23,696 那也许你多带你爸去钓鱼 Well, maybe if you took your dad fishing more often, 479 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:24,960 他也就没必要给你植入记忆了 he wouldn't have to plant them. 480 00:19:26,090 --> 00:19:28,130 你想打一架吗 Do you wanna go? 481 00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:29,900 我非常乐意 I would love to go! 482 00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:31,600 好了 等等 Okay! Hold on. 483 00:19:31,730 --> 00:19:32,707 - 现在…好了 - 我有一晚上的时间 - Now... okay. - I have all night. 484 00:19:32,731 --> 00:19:33,830 现在我下班了 Now I'm off duty. 485 00:19:33,970 --> 00:19:34,946 你打算拿它怎么办 What are you gonna do with it? 486 00:19:34,970 --> 00:19:35,970 那你倒是说说看 What is it, then? 487 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,900 如果你不用那把枪 If you're not using that gun, 488 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,886 我可以借来把自己脑袋打开花 I could borrow it to blow my brains out. 489 00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:42,456 我知道该怎么对付你了 I know what I'm gonna do with you. 490 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,680 别打了 Stop fighting! 491 00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:46,410 没人希望当初在哈利 Nobody wishes that they had killed Harry 492 00:19:46,550 --> 00:19:49,356 刚到宁静镇时就杀了他 when he first got to Patience. 493 00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:50,980 我希望 I do. 494 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,120 不 你不希望 No, you don't. 495 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,566 他想杀马克斯 He tried to kill Max. 496 00:19:53,590 --> 00:19:54,990 但他没杀 But he didn't. 497 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,036 而且如果你在哈利刚来时就杀了他 And if you had killed Harry when he first got here, 498 00:19:57,060 --> 00:19:59,030 我们就永远也找不回我们的宝宝了 we would never have gotten our baby back. 499 00:20:02,330 --> 00:20:04,400 是达西救了她 D'arcy saved her, 500 00:20:04,530 --> 00:20:06,530 但却是哈利赌上自己的灵魂 but it was Harry who put his soul on the line 501 00:20:06,670 --> 00:20:09,140 把她从灰人那里救回来的 to get her back from the grey aliens. 502 00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:11,686 她说得对 She's right. 503 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,240 没有哈利 灰人还会抓着她 Without Harry, the greys would still have her. 504 00:20:15,710 --> 00:20:17,156 简直不敢想 Can't even think about that. 505 00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:18,950 不 这…这不只是贝拉的事 No, it... it's not just Bella. 506 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,780 如果哈利没来地球 If Harry hadn't come to earth, 507 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,020 阿斯塔就不会和杰伊建立关系 asta wouldn't have a relationship with Jay. 508 00:20:23,150 --> 00:20:25,080 而且灰人还会继续抓走我们 And the greys would still be taking us. 509 00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:27,996 我们甚至都不知道这事在发生 And we'd have no idea it was even happening. 510 00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:30,720 我很幸运范德斯佩格勒医生来了这里 I'm lucky that Dr. Vanderspeigle came here. 511 00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:32,006 你到底在说什么 What the hell are you talking about? 512 00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:33,466 是你说你讨厌外星人的 You the one that said you hate aliens. 513 00:20:33,490 --> 00:20:34,976 我知道 I know. 514 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,876 但他确实救了我 没让我被螳螂人宝宝吃掉 But he did save me from being eaten by baby mantids. 515 00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:42,570 而且哈利也算是救了我 And Harry kind of saved me too. 516 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:45,770 不久前 他又来了他那一套直言不讳 A while ago, he did his blunt honesty thing, 517 00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:49,916 那正是我当时需要听到的 and it was what I needed to hear right then. 518 00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:51,240 没有他 我不… Without him, I don't... 519 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:52,826 我甚至不知道自己如今是否还活着 I don't even know if I'd still be here. 520 00:20:52,850 --> 00:20:55,050 知道吗 别说了 You know what? Stop it. 521 00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:56,626 你们都给我住嘴 All of you need to stop it. 522 00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:57,896 我不想听这些屁话 I don't wanna hear this shit! 523 00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,196 我不想听你们说 I don't wanna hear you talk about how 524 00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:00,720 哈利怎么让你们的生活变好了 Harry made your life better. 525 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,536 因为猜猜怎么着 Because guess what. 526 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,660 他让我的生活变得更糟了 He made my life worse. 527 00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:09,030 我才不会原谅他 And I'm not about to forgive him for that. 528 00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:49,976 我的小杰伊 一岁生日快乐 My little Jay, happy first birthday. 529 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,440 一年前是我一生中最快乐的一天 A year ago was the happiest day of my life, 530 00:21:52,570 --> 00:21:54,956 而今天 知道你快乐并被照顾得很好 and today, knowing you're happy and taken care of 531 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,086 是第二快乐的 is the second. 532 00:21:56,110 --> 00:21:58,656 你今年上幼儿园了 You started kindergarten this year. 533 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,780 我八岁时有了第一辆自行车 When I was eight, I got my first bike. 534 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,380 你会骑了吗 Are you riding one yet? 535 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,620 我今天到处都看到数字11 I'm seeing the number 11 everywhere today. 536 00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:06,190 也许这意味着… Maybe that means... 537 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,636 我做了个蛋糕 许了和我每年一样的愿 I made a cake, and I made the same wish I wish every year. 538 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:11,906 有一天你会认识我 我会存在你心里 Someday you'll know me, that I will exist in your heart 539 00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:16,260 因为这世上没有谁比你更深地在我心里 because there's nobody in this world who is stronger in mine. 540 00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:25,246 你在干什么 What are you doing? 541 00:22:25,270 --> 00:22:26,770 警长恨我 The sheriff hates me. 542 00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:29,116 知道他觉得我毁了他的人生 It does not feel good to know that he thinks 543 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,710 这种感觉不好 I ruined his life. 544 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,486 所以你在找东西麻痹你的痛苦吗 So you're looking for something to numb your pain? 545 00:22:32,510 --> 00:22:35,550 不 我在找东西杀了他 No, I'm looking for something to kill him with. 546 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,350 - 就用这个 - 这就是你的办法吗 - This will work. - That's your answer? 547 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,890 我不喜欢被人恨的感觉 I do not like knowing someone hates me. 548 00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:42,796 我也该杀了市场里那个女人 I should also kill the woman at the market who yelled 549 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,606 她因为我试吃坚果就对我大吼 at me for sampling the nuts. 550 00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:45,760 你谁也不能杀 You're not killing anyone, 551 00:22:45,890 --> 00:22:49,160 尤其不能用婴儿阿司匹林 especially not with baby aspirin. 552 00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:51,960 我不知道该怎么办 I do not know what to do. 553 00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:54,370 即使我杀了外星伊森 Even after I kill alien Ethan, 554 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:57,100 我也不想离开 只要一想到有人觉得 I will not want to leave knowing that someone thinks 555 00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,500 是我让他们的生活变得更糟 I made their life worse. 556 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,610 我其实理解那种感受 I actually understand that. 557 00:23:00,740 --> 00:23:02,170 那是一种非常人性的感觉 It's a very human feeling. 558 00:23:02,310 --> 00:23:03,540 我现在是外星人了 I am alien now. 559 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,710 但你也还是人类 But you're still human too. 560 00:23:05,850 --> 00:23:09,826 待在地球上的全部意义就是学习和成长 The whole point of being here on earth is to learn and grow 561 00:23:09,850 --> 00:23:12,626 并努力让你周围的人生活得更好 and to try and better the lives of everyone around you, 562 00:23:12,650 --> 00:23:13,826 我知道你给迈克那段记忆的时候 which I know is what you were doing when 563 00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:15,166 就是那么想的 you gave Mike that memory. 564 00:23:15,190 --> 00:23:16,336 但没用 But it didn't work. 565 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:19,060 所以现在我可以杀了他 So now I can kill him. 566 00:23:20,930 --> 00:23:23,060 我知道你那强大的外星大脑 I know your big alien brain 567 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,960 能想出比那更好的办法 can come up with something better than that. 568 00:23:34,740 --> 00:23:36,340 杰伊 Jay. 569 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,656 我很抱歉 I'm so sorry. 570 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,586 我知道我该早点通知你 I know I should have given you more notice. 571 00:23:40,610 --> 00:23:46,866 我知道 我只是没… 嘿 I know. I just didn't... hey! 572 00:23:46,890 --> 00:23:47,797 你没事吧 You okay? 573 00:23:47,821 --> 00:23:50,320 我爱你 I love you. 574 00:23:52,860 --> 00:23:54,060 我会想你的 I'll miss you. 575 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,180 你在干什么 What are you doing? 576 00:24:10,310 --> 00:24:11,940 - 那是弹药吗 - 当然是弹药 - Is that ammo? - Damn right, it's ammo. 577 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:13,626 外星V医生给我发了短信 Alien Dr. V. Texted me. 578 00:24:13,650 --> 00:24:14,780 说他想见个面 Said he wants to meet up. 579 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,780 我不会冒任何风险 I'm not taking any chances. 580 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:20,550 他毁了我和我父亲的关系 He ruined my relationship with my father. 581 00:24:20,690 --> 00:24:22,236 我们再也不钓鱼了 We never fish anymore. 582 00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:24,420 你以前也从没真的钓过鱼 You never really fished before. 583 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,636 是啊 但如果…如果哈利没把那段 Yeah, but if... if Harry hadn't have put that memory 584 00:24:26,660 --> 00:24:28,306 钓鱼的假记忆塞进我脑子里 in my head of us fishing that day, I would've asked 585 00:24:28,330 --> 00:24:29,830 我早就约我爸去钓鱼了 my father to fish by now. 586 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:33,130 那个外星人想谈谈 我就准备好谈谈 That alien wants to talk, I'm ready to talk. 587 00:24:47,050 --> 00:24:48,850 给我准备了什么吗 外星人 Got something for me, alien? 588 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,850 我照样有办法收拾你 I got something for your ass too. 589 00:25:00,090 --> 00:25:01,160 爸 Dad? 590 00:25:03,630 --> 00:25:05,230 你到底在这里干什么 What the hell are you doing here? 591 00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:07,830 范德斯佩格勒医生约我来钓鱼 Dr. Vanderspeigle asked me to meet him fishing 592 00:25:07,970 --> 00:25:10,070 还要我帮他带根鱼竿 and to bring a rod for him. 593 00:25:12,310 --> 00:25:13,840 你在这里干什么 What are you doing here? 594 00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:24,780 我觉得医生不会来了 I don't think the doctor's gonna show up. 595 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:28,020 而且你可能得赶回去了 And you gotta run back to work probably. 596 00:25:31,790 --> 00:25:33,530 其实 你知道吗 Actually, you know what? 597 00:25:33,660 --> 00:25:35,730 我今天有的是时间 I got all the time in the world. 598 00:25:37,430 --> 00:25:39,530 好了 那个鱼饵都装好了 Well, that lure's all set. 599 00:25:39,670 --> 00:25:41,230 把它扔出去吧 Toss it out there. 600 00:25:41,370 --> 00:25:43,140 让我看看你的本事 Let's see what you got. 601 00:25:43,270 --> 00:25:44,740 - 这个吗 - 对 就那个 - This one here? - Yeah, that one. 602 00:25:44,870 --> 00:25:46,986 好的 Okay. 603 00:25:47,010 --> 00:25:49,480 好了 现在 记住我跟你说的 All right, now, remember what I done told you. 604 00:25:51,580 --> 00:25:54,880 - 哇 - 瞧那一下 - Whoa! - Look a-there! 605 00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:56,926 漂亮 真是漂亮 That's beautiful, beautiful. 606 00:25:56,950 --> 00:25:59,180 - 是啊 是啊 - 我的儿子 - Yeah. Yeah. - My son. 607 00:26:13,170 --> 00:26:15,570 嗨 山姆 Hi, Sam. 608 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,770 抱歉我晚了几天 Sorry I'm a few days late. 609 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:22,340 这里的事情有点乱 Things around here have been kind of crazy. 610 00:26:24,910 --> 00:26:29,450 还有 我可能有一阵子不回来了 Also, I may not be back for a while. 611 00:26:29,580 --> 00:26:31,426 嘿 Hey. 612 00:26:31,450 --> 00:26:33,026 嘿 Hey. 613 00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:34,250 我们刚才在聊天 We were just talking. 614 00:26:34,390 --> 00:26:35,720 我是说 我在聊 I mean, I was talking. 615 00:26:35,860 --> 00:26:38,290 山姆是个很好的倾听者 Sam's a great listener. 616 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:41,130 你在跟他说你要搬去阿姆斯特丹的大事吗 Were you telling him about your big move to Amsterdam? 617 00:26:41,260 --> 00:26:44,330 太激动人心了 It's so exciting. 618 00:26:44,460 --> 00:26:45,376 我不知道 I don't know. 619 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,176 我曾对阿姆斯特丹很期待 I was excited about Amsterdam, 620 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,746 然后我收到一封随机邮件 and then I got this random email 621 00:26:48,770 --> 00:26:52,270 来自一个需要护士做人道主义工作的非政府组织 from an ngo that needs nurses to do humanitarian work. 622 00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:56,786 所以那听起来也很让人兴奋 And so that sounds exciting too. 623 00:26:56,810 --> 00:26:58,340 我感觉我走到了一个岔路口 I feel like I'm at a fork in the road, 624 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,550 这个岔路口就是一百万条不同的街道 and the fork is just a million different streets, 625 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,680 我必须选一条 and I have to pick one. 626 00:27:04,380 --> 00:27:07,266 你知道 我们经历了这么多 You know, after everything we've been through 627 00:27:07,290 --> 00:27:13,490 又看到世界远比我们想的要大得多 and seeing that the world is so much bigger than we thought, 628 00:27:13,630 --> 00:27:16,300 我们又何必只选一条路呢 why do any of us have to pick just one? 629 00:27:19,670 --> 00:27:21,570 - 是啊 - 是吗 - Yeah. - Yeah? 630 00:27:31,510 --> 00:27:33,686 天啊 Jesus! 631 00:27:33,710 --> 00:27:36,026 戒酒互助会的匿名原则去哪了 What happened to the anonymous part of aa? 632 00:27:36,050 --> 00:27:37,420 戒酒互助会是匿名的 Aa is anonymous. 633 00:27:37,550 --> 00:27:40,166 你的Instagram可不是 Your Instagram feed isn't. 634 00:27:40,190 --> 00:27:42,196 我来是想告诉你别放弃滑雪 I came to tell you not to give up skiing. 635 00:27:42,220 --> 00:27:44,390 所以你是来教训我的 So you came to lecture me? 636 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:45,736 你懂个屁 You don't know shit about me. 637 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:49,276 我对你的了解 远超你的想象 I know more about you than you can imagine. 638 00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:51,006 我就是未来的你 I'm you, from the future. 639 00:27:51,030 --> 00:27:55,500 听着 不久前 我遇到了麻烦 Look, a while ago, I was in trouble. 640 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,340 一个并不在乎我的人 And my life was changed by somebody 641 00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:00,846 改变了我的生活 who didn't care about me. 642 00:28:00,870 --> 00:28:05,986 但他曾在某个瞬间出手救了我 Except for one moment when he did, and he saved me. 643 00:28:06,010 --> 00:28:10,820 也许我不是你的那个人 但也许我是 Maybe I'm not that person for you, but maybe I am. 644 00:28:10,950 --> 00:28:13,820 你不需要上滑雪学校才能滑雪 You don't need ski school to ski. 645 00:28:13,950 --> 00:28:17,420 我去奥运会之前被两所学校开除了 I got kicked out of two of them before I went to the Olympics. 646 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:21,030 如果你进不去 就雇个私人教练 像我一样 If you can't get into one, hire a private tutor, like I did. 647 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:25,630 但如果你想滑雪 就去滑 But if you wanna ski, ski. 648 00:28:25,770 --> 00:28:28,430 别再为你的生活找借口了 And stop making excuses for your life. 649 00:28:30,540 --> 00:28:31,700 给你 Here. 650 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,146 这是我的电话 This is my number. 651 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:34,470 怎么处理随你 Do what you want with it. 652 00:28:37,110 --> 00:28:40,086 顺便说一句 我看了你的视频 And by the way, I watched your videos. 653 00:28:40,110 --> 00:28:41,780 你在雪丘上需要更有耐心 You need to be more patient on the bumps. 654 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,520 你抬膝盖太早了 You're bringing your knees up too early. 655 00:28:58,230 --> 00:29:00,600 谢谢 Thanks. 656 00:29:06,810 --> 00:29:09,640 如果我辞掉教职 你会怎么想 What would you think if I left teaching? 657 00:29:09,780 --> 00:29:11,940 学生评教出来了 The student evaluations come out? 658 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,286 没有 No. 659 00:29:14,310 --> 00:29:15,880 谁在乎呢 他们反正都是骗子 Who cares? They're all liars anyway. 660 00:29:18,550 --> 00:29:22,220 我在考虑全职重操法律旧业 I'm thinking about getting back into law full-time. 661 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,936 我一直想为那些 I've always wanted to fight for people who 662 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,560 无法保护自己的人而战 couldn't fight for themselves. 663 00:29:25,690 --> 00:29:27,890 重返法律界太适合你了 Getting back into law is perfect for you. 664 00:29:28,030 --> 00:29:30,500 - 是吗 - 你天生就是个斗士 - Yeah? - You're a born fighter. 665 00:29:30,630 --> 00:29:32,430 如果不是 我们就不会有我们的宝宝了 If you weren't, we wouldn't have our baby. 666 00:29:32,570 --> 00:29:33,507 没错 Exactly. 667 00:29:33,531 --> 00:29:35,070 我有一整个部分 There's... there's this whole part 668 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,546 的自我被我推到了一边 of myself that I pushed aside. 669 00:29:38,570 --> 00:29:43,556 但发生的一切提醒我还活着 But everything that's happened reminds me that I'm alive. 670 00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:45,080 如果我能为那部分留出空间 And if I can make space for that, 671 00:29:45,210 --> 00:29:48,156 我就会有更多精力给你和马克斯还有贝拉 then I'll have more for you and Max and Bella, 672 00:29:48,180 --> 00:29:51,020 我就不会只是为了活着而活着 and I won't be living in survival mode. 673 00:29:51,150 --> 00:29:52,226 你明白我的意思吗 Do you know what I mean? 674 00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:53,590 只是为了活着而活着 Living in survival mode? 675 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,436 是啊 这简直是我们镇的座右铭 Yeah, it's my hometown. 676 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:58,166 你一辈子都不知道 Well, you've spent your whole life not knowing 677 00:29:58,190 --> 00:30:01,090 自己被外星人绑架 you were being abducted by aliens. 678 00:30:01,230 --> 00:30:05,800 我总怪我父母造就了现在的我 I always blamed my parents for me being the way I am. 679 00:30:05,930 --> 00:30:09,046 那不是他们的错 是外星人的错 That wasn't their fault. It was the aliens. 680 00:30:09,070 --> 00:30:11,586 他们… 他们夺走了我的一切 They... they took everything from me. 681 00:30:11,610 --> 00:30:14,140 是啊 不过换个角度想想 Yeah, well, think about it another way. 682 00:30:14,270 --> 00:30:16,940 我是说 外星人绑架造就了现在的你 I mean, alien abduction's made you who you are. 683 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:18,910 奇怪 Strange. 684 00:30:19,050 --> 00:30:20,126 一个怪人 A weirdo. 685 00:30:20,150 --> 00:30:21,780 我是说 我可以这么说 I mean, I can say it. 686 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,950 你是我的怪人 You are my weirdo. 687 00:30:25,090 --> 00:30:26,996 我真幸运找到了你 I'm so lucky that I found you. 688 00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:29,250 我也很幸运找到了你 I'm lucky I found you too. 689 00:30:37,300 --> 00:30:39,076 嘿 Hey. 690 00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:43,576 那是威胁你的外星饼干女孩吗 Is that the alien cookie girl who threatened you? 691 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,240 我的天 Holy shit! 692 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,340 嘿 Hey! 693 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,440 我不该再和你说话了 I'm not supposed to talk to you anymore. 694 00:30:51,580 --> 00:30:52,980 废话 你当然不该 You're goddamn right, you're not. 695 00:30:53,110 --> 00:30:54,726 而且你猜怎么着 And guess what. 696 00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:57,096 我不怕你 也不怕你任何 I'm not afraid of you or any of your 697 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,280 小小的外星朋友了 little alien friends anymore, 698 00:30:58,420 --> 00:31:02,590 所以你再靠近我家人 我就杀了你 so if you go near my family again, I will kill you. 699 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,420 我能做到 我是镇长 And I can do it. I'm the mayor. 700 00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:10,830 我是这个镇的镇长 我要杀了你们所有人 I am the mayor of this town, and I will kill all of you! 701 00:31:14,670 --> 00:31:16,470 那些女孩不是和我一伙的 Those other girls aren't with me. 702 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:17,676 糟了 Shit! 703 00:31:17,700 --> 00:31:20,070 快拿点饼干 Grab some cookies! 704 00:31:34,650 --> 00:31:36,690 打扰一下 Excuse me. 705 00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:59,580 这里到底怎么回事 What the hell's going on here? 706 00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:00,780 你到底是谁 Who the hell are you? 707 00:32:00,910 --> 00:32:02,156 我们为这一切感到抱歉 We're sorry about all this. 708 00:32:02,180 --> 00:32:04,156 我们只能这么做 It's just the way we had to do it. 709 00:32:04,180 --> 00:32:06,780 我是大卫·洛根 这是希尔中尉 I'm David Logan, and this is major hill. 710 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,596 我负责监督西部地区的NEP I'm in charge of western oversight of nep 711 00:32:09,620 --> 00:32:12,206 非地球现象 non-earthly phenomena. 712 00:32:12,230 --> 00:32:13,936 我们听说了很多关于你的事 We've heard a lot about you. 713 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,376 我们需要你的帮助 We could use your help. 714 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,260 你想让我为政府工作 You want me to work for the government? 715 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,260 不 那不可能 No, that's not gonna happen. 716 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,046 我们不完全是政府 We're not exactly the government. 717 00:32:22,070 --> 00:32:24,200 我们帮彼得·巴赫找到了他儿子 We helped Peter bach find his son. 718 00:32:24,340 --> 00:32:25,686 他告诉我们你追踪 And he told us about you tracking 719 00:32:25,710 --> 00:32:28,940 并杀死了螳螂人 and killing the mantid alien. 720 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,140 你会很适合这里的 You'll fit right in here. 721 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:31,910 没门 我不干 No way. I'm out. 722 00:32:32,050 --> 00:32:33,686 你会保留你的工作 还会配发 You'll keep your job, and you'll be issued 723 00:32:33,710 --> 00:32:35,396 别人没有的特种武器 specialized weaponry no one else has. 724 00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:36,420 我加入 I'm in. 725 00:32:38,420 --> 00:32:40,390 但有一个条件 But under one condition. 726 00:32:45,890 --> 00:32:47,876 搞什么鬼 What the hell? 727 00:32:47,900 --> 00:32:49,260 抱歉 副警长 Sorry, deputy. 728 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,700 这是唯一的办法 It's the only way we can do this. 729 00:32:51,830 --> 00:32:53,606 我需要一个搭档 I need a partner. 730 00:32:53,630 --> 00:32:55,216 我加入了《黑衣人》 I joined the men in black. 731 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,016 但它不叫这个名字 But that's not what it's called. 732 00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,346 什么 What? 733 00:32:58,370 --> 00:32:59,546 不 No. 734 00:32:59,570 --> 00:33:00,840 我不干 I'm not doing that. 735 00:33:00,970 --> 00:33:02,410 抱歉 副警长 你没得选 Sorry, deputy, you have no choice. 736 00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:03,710 你见过我们的脸了 You've seen our faces. 737 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,226 如果你不加入 我们就得杀了你 If you don't join, we're gonna have to kill you. 738 00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:06,310 我们不那么做 We don't do that. 739 00:33:06,450 --> 00:33:08,026 - 她看得太多了 - 不 她没有 - She's seen too much! - No, she hasn't. 740 00:33:08,050 --> 00:33:12,426 请别再鼓动他们杀我了 Please stop advocating for them to kill me! 741 00:33:12,450 --> 00:33:14,050 我会考虑的 I'll think about it. 742 00:33:14,190 --> 00:33:15,896 - 天啊 - 慢慢来 - Jeez! - Take your time. 743 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,060 你有10秒钟 You got 10 seconds. 744 00:33:22,130 --> 00:33:24,376 好吧 Okay. 745 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:28,130 我同意加入 但前提是我能看到 I'll agree to do it, but only if I get to see 746 00:33:28,270 --> 00:33:30,646 所有关于仙女的政府文件 all the government files on fairies. 747 00:33:30,670 --> 00:33:33,510 你没有权限看那些 You don't have clearance to see those. 748 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,186 现在我不需要了 Now I don't need to, 749 00:33:35,210 --> 00:33:38,180 因为你刚告诉我它们存在 because you just told me they exist. 750 00:33:38,310 --> 00:33:39,850 谢谢 Thank you. 751 00:33:39,980 --> 00:33:41,480 我加入 I'm in. 752 00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:43,780 干得漂亮 副警长 Well played, deputy. 753 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:47,890 或者我该叫你特工副警长 Or should I say agent deputy? 754 00:33:59,170 --> 00:34:00,606 嘿 Hey! 755 00:34:00,630 --> 00:34:02,230 你在这里干什么 What are you doing here? 756 00:34:02,370 --> 00:34:03,746 我以为你在处理外星人问题那事 I thought you were dealing with the alien problem thing. 757 00:34:03,770 --> 00:34:06,240 我是在处理 他正要来这 I am. He is coming here. 758 00:34:06,370 --> 00:34:07,686 你们两个把他灌醉 You two will get him drunk, 759 00:34:07,710 --> 00:34:09,070 然后我会把他带到后面去 and then I will take him out back. 760 00:34:09,110 --> 00:34:11,840 我会把手伸进他喉咙里掏出他的胃 And I'll reach down his throat and pull out his stomach. 761 00:34:11,980 --> 00:34:13,040 什么 What? 762 00:34:13,180 --> 00:34:14,950 或者肺 看我手往哪边伸 Or his lungs, whichever way my hand goes. 763 00:34:17,050 --> 00:34:18,796 他来了 He's here! 764 00:34:18,820 --> 00:34:20,790 嘿 嘿 看看是谁 Hey, hey! Look who it is! 765 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,820 是伊森 It's Ethan! 766 00:34:28,530 --> 00:34:30,260 太好了 再来点 That's great. Let's have more. 767 00:34:48,950 --> 00:34:50,056 嘿 Hey! 768 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,326 你想和朋友们坐一起吗 You wanna sit with your friends? 769 00:34:51,350 --> 00:34:52,420 你可以坐我的位子 You can have my seat. 770 00:34:52,550 --> 00:34:54,726 - 真的吗 - 是的 - Really? - Yeah. 771 00:34:54,750 --> 00:34:55,750 好的 Okay. 772 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,466 他为什么要为我这么做 Why did he do that for me? 773 00:35:01,490 --> 00:35:04,536 感觉很温暖 It feels warm. 774 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,100 感觉很好 It feels good. 775 00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:09,246 我刚到地球时 I experienced the same feelings 776 00:35:09,270 --> 00:35:14,440 也体验过同样的感觉… 恐惧 迷失 爱 when I first arrived on earth... fear, loss, love. 777 00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:17,340 他是第一次感受到人类的情感 He is feeling human emotions for the first time. 778 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,156 我觉得我身体里正发生着一些事 I think there are things happening with my body. 779 00:35:21,180 --> 00:35:26,766 是的 你身体里那种温暖的感觉就是人类的感受 Yes, that warm feeling in your body is what humans feel. 780 00:35:26,790 --> 00:35:30,690 它叫爱与善良 It is called love and kindness. 781 00:35:32,090 --> 00:35:33,360 我不这么认为 I don't think so. 782 00:35:33,490 --> 00:35:35,106 我想我只是在适应这具身体 I think I'm just getting used to this body. 783 00:35:35,130 --> 00:35:36,330 它会消失的 It'll go away. 784 00:35:36,460 --> 00:35:38,500 不 它不会 No, it will not. 785 00:35:40,730 --> 00:35:44,916 他… 他… 他来自你的星球 所以他会变得 He... he's... he's from your planet, so he's gonna become 786 00:35:44,940 --> 00:35:46,470 更像人 像你一样 对吧 more human like you, right? 787 00:35:46,610 --> 00:35:48,316 是的 Yes. 788 00:35:48,340 --> 00:35:51,410 红衣服的 我能用你那放音乐的手机吗 Red one, can I use your music phone? 789 00:36:27,010 --> 00:36:28,810 我不必杀了这个外星人 I do not have to kill this alien. 790 00:36:28,950 --> 00:36:31,120 等他修好装置 造好飞船 By the time he fixes his device and builds a ship, 791 00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:32,580 就太晚了 it will be too late. 792 00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:35,790 他会已经变得太有人性而不想杀人了 He will already be too human to want to kill everyone. 793 00:36:50,870 --> 00:36:52,900 如果我杀了他 我就扼杀了 And if I killed him, I would be killing 794 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,786 在他内心滋生的人性 the humanity that is growing inside of him. 795 00:36:55,810 --> 00:36:58,980 我怎么能从别人那里夺走那份礼物 How could I ever take that gift away from someone? 796 00:37:24,870 --> 00:37:26,370 太对了 That is so true! 797 00:37:26,510 --> 00:37:27,670 我讨厌芭蕾 I hate ballet! 798 00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:30,310 - 它太… - 可不是嘛 - It's so... - I know, right! 799 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,710 你听过爵士乐吗 You ever listen to jazz? 800 00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:33,056 - 哦 听得我都晕车了 - 我知道 - Ooh, it makes me so carsick. - I know. 801 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:34,580 所以就这么定了 So that's it? 802 00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:36,580 那个外星人不会是问题了 The alien won't be a problem. 803 00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:39,040 他已经比哈利刚来时更有人性了 He's already more human than Harry was when he got here. 804 00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,326 到了晚上 他已经请所有人喝酒了 By the end of the night, he was buying everybody drinks, 805 00:37:41,350 --> 00:37:43,636 所以也比哈利更慷慨 so also more generous than Harry. 806 00:37:43,660 --> 00:37:44,960 是啊 Yeah. 807 00:37:45,090 --> 00:37:47,236 爱和善良是强大的力量 Well, love and kindness are powerful things. 808 00:37:47,260 --> 00:37:49,506 我是说 谁知道在哈利之前 I mean, who knows how many aliens landed here 809 00:37:49,530 --> 00:37:52,060 有多少外星人降落在这里 计划做坏事 before Harry, planning to do bad things, 810 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,670 然后又放过了我们 then spared our lives? 811 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,516 我有个好消息要分享 Well, I've got a good thing to share. 812 00:37:56,540 --> 00:37:58,316 我不搬去阿姆斯特丹了 I'm not moving to Amsterdam. 813 00:37:58,340 --> 00:37:59,340 什么 What? 814 00:37:59,470 --> 00:38:00,710 你不走了吗 You're not leaving? 815 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,120 你还记得那场 Do you remember that hurricane 816 00:38:02,180 --> 00:38:04,340 在路易斯安那州的飓风吗 that was in Louisiana? 817 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:09,596 有个叫RNS的非政府组织 他们需要护士 There's this ngo called rns, and they need nurses. 818 00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:10,620 哇 Wow! 819 00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:13,650 所以我三天后就走 So I leave in three days. 820 00:38:13,790 --> 00:38:15,350 之后会发生什么谁知道呢 And then who knows what's after that? 821 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:17,890 我真为你高兴 I'm so excited for you. 822 00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:20,466 嗯 不是为你离开而高兴 Well, not excited for you to leave. 823 00:38:20,490 --> 00:38:22,890 我绝对不为说再见 And I'm definitely not excited to say g 824 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,076 而高兴 goodbye. 825 00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:28,400 嘿 Hey. 826 00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:30,376 又来了 天啊 Here we go again. Jesus! 827 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,886 我很高兴你还在医疗行业工作 I'm so happy you're still working in medicine. 828 00:38:32,910 --> 00:38:34,640 别担心 达西 And don't worry, d'arce. 829 00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:36,770 我们犹特人不说再见 We utes, we don't say goodbye. 830 00:38:36,910 --> 00:38:39,356 我们说punikyavaatusamu 'ara We say punikyavaatusamu 'ara. 831 00:38:39,380 --> 00:38:41,980 意思是“后会有期” That means "see you sometime." 832 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,820 是啊 Yeah. 833 00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:51,520 我不想拉上拉链 I do not want to zip it up. 834 00:38:53,330 --> 00:38:57,400 拉上了 我就得走了 When I do, then I have to leave. 835 00:38:57,530 --> 00:38:59,930 我们就要分开了 And we will be apart. 836 00:39:00,070 --> 00:39:01,630 这对我来说也很难 It's hard for me too. 837 00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:09,870 但我必须记住 爱不是那样的 But I have to remember, love doesn't work that way. 838 00:39:10,010 --> 00:39:13,280 如果你爱一个人 你们就从未真正分开 If you love someone, you're never really apart. 839 00:39:13,410 --> 00:39:15,480 他们是你的一部分 你也是他们的一部分 They're a part of you, and you're a part of them, 840 00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:18,120 他们永远不会离开你 and they can never leave you. 841 00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:19,880 太烂了 That sucks! 842 00:39:20,020 --> 00:39:21,890 在一起要好得多 It is so much better to be together. 843 00:39:22,020 --> 00:39:25,536 我保证 大家不会当做你从没来过 I promise, life won't move on like you were never here, 844 00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:27,460 即使表面上会是那样 even if it seems like it will. 845 00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:33,770 你… 你曾出现在我们的生命里 You... you were in our lives. 846 00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:37,246 这一点什么也改变不了 And there's nothing that can change that. 847 00:39:37,270 --> 00:39:40,310 我犯了很多错 I made a lot of mistakes. 848 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:44,280 你也帮了镇上很多人 You also helped a lot of people in this town. 849 00:39:44,410 --> 00:39:47,226 他们不在乎我 They do not care about me. 850 00:39:47,250 --> 00:39:52,920 但我知道重要的是 But I know the important thing is 851 00:39:53,050 --> 00:39:55,650 我努力帮助别人… I tried to help people... 852 00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,330 在我杀了另一些人之后 After I killed some other people. 853 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,000 这个顺序是正确的 That is the correct order. 854 00:40:05,130 --> 00:40:09,046 嗯 你尽力了 Well, you did your best. 855 00:40:09,070 --> 00:40:11,940 地球现在比你刚来时更好了 Earth is better now than when you got here. 856 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,540 我们都是 We all are. 857 00:40:47,140 --> 00:40:48,140 等等 Wait. 858 00:41:01,450 --> 00:41:02,890 帮助他人确实是 It is true that helping others 859 00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:05,560 人类能做的最重要的事 is the most important thing humans can do. 860 00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:10,430 也许说谢谢是第二重要的 Maybe saying thank you is the second most important. 861 00:41:41,030 --> 00:41:43,836 我以为你说你把飞船藏在这了 I thought you said that you hid your ship here. 862 00:41:43,860 --> 00:41:46,160 我是藏了 I did. 863 00:42:06,820 --> 00:42:09,496 这是伊森医生的飞船 It is the Dr. Ethan ship. 864 00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,990 我从政府那弄来修好了它 I got it from the government and repaired it. 865 00:42:12,130 --> 00:42:14,566 大部分用的是胶带 Mostly duct tape. 866 00:42:14,590 --> 00:42:16,190 它能带我到希瑟那里 It'll get me to Heather's. 867 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,670 王八蛋 Son of a bitch! 868 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,900 它能带我到附近 It'll get me close. 869 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,556 再见 我的朋友 Goodbye, my friend. 870 00:42:30,580 --> 00:42:32,180 我会想你的 I'll miss you. 871 00:42:32,310 --> 00:42:36,880 现在保护地球就靠你们俩了 It is up to you two now to protect earth. 872 00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:39,480 特威尔特里斯女士说那个外星人正在变成人类 Ms. Twelvetrees said the alien is turning into a human. 873 00:42:39,620 --> 00:42:41,696 所以我们就安全了 对吧 So it's safe, right? 874 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:43,560 大概五五开吧 It's about 50/50. 875 00:42:43,690 --> 00:42:44,996 给你 Here. 876 00:42:45,020 --> 00:42:48,990 如果你需要我 先拨9 If you need me, dial 9 first. 877 00:42:49,130 --> 00:42:51,500 会收漫游费 Roaming charges apply. 878 00:42:51,630 --> 00:42:55,476 拜 Bye. 879 00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:56,630 嚯嚯 Ho-ho! 880 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,510 关于生命 有一件有趣的事 It's an interesting thing about life. 881 00:43:05,650 --> 00:43:07,650 人与人之间真正的联结 What really connects humans to each other 882 00:43:07,780 --> 00:43:11,080 不过是源于一些简单的善举 is nothing more than simple acts of kindness. 883 00:43:14,990 --> 00:43:15,990 再见 布里奇特 Bye, bridge. 884 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:18,620 拜 Bye. 885 00:44:06,370 --> 00:44:09,570 人类认为他们需要别人的爱才能快乐 Humans think they need love from others to be happy. 886 00:44:09,710 --> 00:44:12,286 他们没意识到自己早已拥有 They do not realize they already have all the love 887 00:44:12,310 --> 00:44:14,380 一生所需的所有爱 they will ever need inside of them. 888 00:44:17,420 --> 00:44:21,696 也许真正的魔法 就是把爱分享出去 Maybe the real magic happens when you give that love away. 889 00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:24,490 抱歉把你从工作中叫出来 Sorry to pull you from work. 890 00:44:25,660 --> 00:44:27,660 我两天后得到路易斯安那州 I gotta be in Louisiana in two days. 891 00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:29,106 我要去德州那家 I'm gonna stop by that restaurant 892 00:44:29,130 --> 00:44:30,860 长得像百吉饼的餐厅看看 in Texas shaped like a bagel. 893 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:35,370 所以就这样了 So this is it. 894 00:44:38,740 --> 00:44:40,716 嘿 你还记得你搬去 Hey, you remember when you moved 895 00:44:40,740 --> 00:44:42,140 佛蒙特上滑雪学校的时候吗 to Vermont for ski school? 896 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,610 你敢信那都是大概20年前的事了 Can you believe that was, like, 20 years ago? 897 00:44:44,740 --> 00:44:46,526 赫尔利先生还给我们起了那个外号 And Mr. Hurley gave us that nickname 898 00:44:46,550 --> 00:44:47,950 因为我们形影不离 'cause we were attached at the hip. 899 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:50,226 达斯塔 D'asta. 900 00:44:50,250 --> 00:44:51,820 - 达斯塔 - 达斯塔 - D'asta! - D'asta! 901 00:44:54,050 --> 00:44:56,950 我还给你做了那个很酷的串珠手链 I made you that cool beaded bracelet too. 902 00:44:57,090 --> 00:44:58,920 - 你记得吗 - 记得 - You remember that? - Yeah. 903 00:44:59,060 --> 00:45:01,666 我在你走之前给你的 因为… I gave it to you right before you left 'cause... 904 00:45:01,690 --> 00:45:03,760 我不想让你忘了我 I didn't want you to forget me. 905 00:45:09,100 --> 00:45:11,040 给你 Here you go. 906 00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:25,450 没关系 It's okay. 907 00:45:25,580 --> 00:45:27,120 我会没事的 I'll be okay. 908 00:45:39,170 --> 00:45:40,330 后会有期 I'll see you sometime. 909 00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,070 后会有期 See you sometime. 910 00:46:19,310 --> 00:46:21,670 善待他人就像播下一颗种子 Being kind to others is like planting a seed 911 00:46:21,810 --> 00:46:24,040 在他们中间生根蔓延 that grows and spreads among them. 912 00:46:29,950 --> 00:46:31,880 我不认为我是第一个来到地球 I do not think I was the first alien being 913 00:46:32,020 --> 00:46:34,450 并被人性所打动的外星生物 to come to earth and be affected by this humanity. 914 00:46:43,500 --> 00:46:46,130 而且我显然不会是最后一个 And I clearly will not be the last. 915 00:46:46,270 --> 00:46:49,530 但那也无妨 只要人类继续保持善良 But it will not matter as long as humans continue to be good. 916 00:46:49,670 --> 00:46:53,200 他们的爱会传播给任何来者 Their love will spread to whoever comes 917 00:46:53,340 --> 00:46:57,040 就像在黑暗中点亮一盏灯 like turning on a light in the darkness. 918 00:46:57,180 --> 00:46:58,986 你留下的爱 The love you leave behind 919 00:46:59,010 --> 00:47:01,550 会比你存在得更久 will last much longer than you will. 920 00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:13,860 这很好 因为没人想被遗忘 Which is good, because nobody wants to be forgotten. 921 00:47:50,860 --> 00:47:51,860 哔 Bip.