1 00:00:10,443 --> 00:00:11,883 《外星居民》前情提要 Previously on "resident alien". 2 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:17,460 哈利需要我们处理掉那具螳螂外星人的尸体 Harry needs us to get rid of that mantid alien body. 3 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:19,296 待办清单上的螳螂人解决了 That's the mantid off our to-do list. 4 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,364 你确定迈克就是在这看到螳螂人的 You sure this is the spot Mike saw the mantid? 5 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:22,499 别装傻了 Don't play dumb. 6 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,367 我们找到了你的微型针孔摄像头 We found your tiny hidden camera. 7 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:26,603 - 本 是卖饼干的女孩 -什么卖饼干的女孩 - Ben? The cookie girls. - What cookie girls? 8 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:28,905 是外星人 抢走我们孩子的那些 The aliens, the ones who took our baby. 9 00:00:28,929 --> 00:00:30,207 总得有人照看餐馆 Someone has to watch the diner 10 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:32,142 你才能去音乐节演出 while you play the music festival. 11 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:33,676 你要去银行存酒吧的钱吗 Are you doing the bank drop for the bar? 12 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,278 能顺便帮我存吗 Can you do mine too? 13 00:00:35,302 --> 00:00:37,414 这里有两千块 我得存进去 There's two grand in here, and I need to deposit it 14 00:00:37,438 --> 00:00:38,415 明天才能发工资 so I can do payroll tomorrow. 15 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:39,382 阿斯塔的钱 Asta's money! 16 00:00:39,406 --> 00:00:40,817 当人类真糟糕 Being human sucks. 17 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:43,108 希瑟和我的鸟宝宝们都走了 Heather and my bird babies, they're gone. 18 00:00:43,243 --> 00:00:44,621 但我还是想要一个家 But I still want a family. 19 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:45,855 你有家人 You have family. 20 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,624 为友谊干杯 Here's to being friends. 21 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:50,750 哈利 Harry? 22 00:00:57,324 --> 00:00:58,524 你到底是谁 Who the hell are you? 23 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:02,839 阿斯塔在哪 Where is asta? 24 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:12,382 你 在地球上被称为哈利·范德斯佩格勒 You, known on earth as Harry vanderspeigle, 25 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:15,752 现站在银河住房委员会面前 stand before the galactic housing council, 26 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:20,423 宇宙至高无上的权威机构 the supreme cosmic authority in the universe. 27 00:01:20,447 --> 00:01:22,147 本会现在开庭 This assembly is called to order. 28 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:25,395 住房委员会...一个权势滔天的银河机构 The housing council... a galactic body so powerful, 29 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,864 能把你吃派吃到一半就传送过来 they can transport you to their chambers mid-pie. 30 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:30,933 你被传唤是因为灰人 You have been summoned because the grey aliens 31 00:01:30,957 --> 00:01:32,669 对你提起了诉讼 have brought charges against you. 32 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:34,637 他们派了一位法律代表 They've sent a legal representative 33 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:36,027 来为他们陈述案情 to argue their case. 34 00:01:36,163 --> 00:01:37,340 很高兴来到这里 加里 Happy to be here, Gary. 35 00:01:37,364 --> 00:01:38,675 很高兴见到你 塞德里克 你好吗 Good to see you, sedrick. How are you? 36 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:40,109 等一下 你们俩是朋友 Wait a second. You two are friends? 37 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:41,978 加里 我认为那不公平 Gary, I do not think that that is fair. 38 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:43,680 肃静 Silence! 39 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:45,682 你不可以叫我加里 You cannot call me Gary. 40 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:47,884 只有我的亲家才能叫我加里 Only my in-laws can call me Gary. 41 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:49,652 因其无礼 电击一次 One jolt for insolence. 42 00:01:49,676 --> 00:01:50,887 电击 Jolt? 43 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:51,954 那到底是个什么... What the hell is a 44 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,028 好家伙 真该死 well, son of a bitch. 45 00:01:58,052 --> 00:01:59,962 咒骂同样不被容忍 Cursing will also not be tolerated. 46 00:01:59,986 --> 00:02:03,733 不 No. 47 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:10,973 那个...不太好女士的儿子 Son of a... Lady who is not nice, 48 00:02:10,997 --> 00:02:12,875 其实只是被误解了 really just misunderstood. 49 00:02:12,899 --> 00:02:14,977 你被指控犯有以下罪行 You stand accused of the following: 50 00:02:15,001 --> 00:02:16,579 拒绝离开地球 Refusing to leave earth, 51 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:19,204 破坏灰人的黄石行动 sabotaging the greys' yellow stone operation, 52 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:20,883 绑架一名人类婴儿 kidnapping a human infant, 53 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:22,919 窝藏一名叫布鲁斯的灰人偷渡客 harboring a grey stowaway known as Bruce, 54 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:24,520 以及 最严重的 and, worst of all, 55 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:26,923 向宇宙中释放了一只螳螂外星人 unleashing a mantid alien into the universe. 56 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:31,895 据称如此 Allegedly. 57 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:34,731 如果罪名成立 你将被送往马雷亚星 If found guilty, you will be sent to marea. 58 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:37,700 不 不 不要去马雷亚 No, no, not marea! 59 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:40,603 那是在有毒酸坑里缓慢而痛苦地死去 It is a slow, agonizing death in a noxious acid pit 60 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:44,229 酸度比最热的可乐强1000倍 1,000 times more acidic than the warmest cola drink, 61 00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:46,343 根本无法逃脱 就像那些 impossible to escape, like one of those 62 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:48,344 老鼠芝士披萨（山寨儿童餐厅）里带病菌的海洋球池 diseased ball pits at rat cheese pizza. 63 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:50,179 我差点忘了 I almost forgot. 64 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:53,917 我给你家莎伦带了点小礼物 I, picked you up a little something for Sharon. 65 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:56,286 哈 真不错 Ha, that's lovely. 66 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,187 - 真好 - 超级好 - That's very nice. - That's super nice. 67 00:02:58,211 --> 00:03:01,424 她肯定会喜欢的 真的... Really gonna like that. That's really... 68 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:03,826 这简直是胡说八道 This is some bullshit. 69 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,117 电击三次 Three jolts! 70 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:17,740 哈利 Harry? 71 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:23,045 - 罗茜玩吗 火车来了... - 哈利 - Rosie play? Here comes the... - Harry? 72 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:25,281 哈利 你在吗 Harry, are you here? 73 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:27,049 布里奇特 你看到哈利了吗 Bridget, have you seen Harry? 74 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:30,920 我听不懂你在说什么 I don't speak whatever that is. 75 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:32,355 哈利不见了 Harry's gone. 76 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:35,525 他就这么凭空消失了 He disappeared, like, out of thin air. 77 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,527 什么 还要麦片 What? More cereal? 78 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,161 你不是有四只手吗 Don't you have four hands? 79 00:03:39,185 --> 00:03:40,530 不能自己拿麦片吗 Can't get your own cereal? 80 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,053 好吧 Okay. 81 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:49,939 好的 当然 没问题 Yes, sure, no problem. 82 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:52,197 行了吗 Good? 83 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:54,299 罗茜 Rosie? 84 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:56,100 好了 拿着吧 Okay, take it. 85 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:59,181 我不明白 I don't get it. 86 00:03:59,205 --> 00:04:00,725 钱肯定就在这儿某个地方 The money's gotta be here somewhere. 87 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:03,620 该死 Shit. 88 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:04,754 阿斯塔 Asta. 89 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,656 八成是在找钱 Probably looking for the money. 90 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:10,292 朱迪 拜托 你应该帮我找才对 Judy, come on, you're supposed to be helping me find it. 91 00:04:10,316 --> 00:04:11,894 你是在我们喝得烂醉的时候弄丢的 You lost it when we were really drunk, 92 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,030 所以我想再喝得烂醉一次就能找到了 so I thought I'd get really drunk again to find it. 93 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:17,934 你就帮我找找行吗 Will you please help me look for it? 94 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:20,603 好吧 Fine. 95 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:23,395 天啊 God. 96 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:25,642 抱歉阿斯塔 我得让你静音了 Sorry, asta, I'm gonna have to silence you. 97 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:29,545 嘿 也许你把餐厅 Hey, maybe you took the diner 98 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:31,881 和酒吧的钱都存银行了 只是忘了 and the bar money to the bank and just forgot. 99 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:33,371 朱迪 你真是个天才 Jude, you're a genius. 100 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:36,185 是啊 有时候我也会去超市 Yeah, like, sometimes I'll go to the grocery store 101 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:38,287 喝得烂醉 然后忘了自己去过 really drunk and forget I even went. 102 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:39,489 然后我打开冰箱 就会想 And then I open the fridge, and I'm like, 103 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:41,457 那只死鸡是怎么进来的 how'd that dead chicken get in there? 104 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:43,826 该死的 Damn it. 105 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:46,729 59号酒吧的钱还在 还有 不知为何 有这件胸罩 59 money's still there and, for some reason, this bra. 106 00:04:46,753 --> 00:04:48,831 我 Me. 107 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:50,133 是我的 That's mine. 108 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:52,134 显然我没去银行 Obviously I didn't go to the bank. 109 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:54,103 我们都干了什么 What did we do? 110 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:58,129 记得我给我们拍的那些性感自拍吗 Remember I took those sexy-ass selfies of us? 111 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:07,584 天啊 Jesus. 112 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:08,851 哦 Ooh. 113 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:09,952 我们到底喝了多少 How much did we drink? 114 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,487 不知道 I don't know. 115 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:14,757 但今天早上我尿了很久 久到必须坐下来 But this morning, I peed for so long that I had to sit down. 116 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:16,314 等等 看这张 Wait, look at this one. 117 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:17,493 有个人跟我们在一起 There's somebody with us. 118 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:19,662 - 你认得这双靴子吗 - 不认得 - Do you recognize those boots? - No. 119 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:21,297 不过我挺喜欢的 I like them, though. 120 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:24,033 是那种很结实的款式 能让我的脚看起来正常点 They're, like, the sturdy kind that makes my foot look normal. 121 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,768 阿斯塔估计要急疯了 Asta's probably freaking out. 122 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:27,203 我要告诉她我把钱存了 I'm gonna tell her I deposited the money 123 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:28,638 只是银行搞错了 but the bank made a mistake. 124 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,262 银行总会出错的 对吧 Banks make mistakes all the time, right? 125 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:31,941 当然了 Totally. 126 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:33,676 所以我才把钱都放在床垫下的罐子里 That's why I keep all my money in jars under my mattress. 127 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:36,813 这也许能解释你的背为什么疼 That could explain your back problems. 128 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:42,084 关于第四项指控 偷窃婴儿的行为 Regarding count four, by stealing a baby, 129 00:05:42,108 --> 00:05:46,411 被告窃取了我方客户 the defendant took property essential to shp, 130 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:49,025 灵魂收割计划的关键资产 my client's soul harvesting program. 131 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:50,927 抱歉 什么是灵魂 I'm sorry, what is a soul? 132 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:52,394 我在地球上听人说起过 I heard it talked about on earth. 133 00:05:52,418 --> 00:05:54,664 是和某种催情音乐有关吗 Does it have something to do with sexy-time music? 134 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,933 灵魂是一种非物质的意识 A soul is an immaterial consciousness 135 00:05:56,957 --> 00:06:00,470 通过量子关联获得永生 with quantum correlation that gains it eternal life. 136 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:02,171 灵魂超越了物理领域 Souls transcend the physical realm. 137 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,474 人类是宇宙中唯一拥有灵魂的生物 Humans are the only beings in the universe that have them. 138 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:07,777 我的客户收割人类婴儿的灵魂 My clients harvest the souls of human infants 139 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:09,612 因为它们的纯洁 because of their purity, 140 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:11,747 未被生活阅历所染 untouched by life's experiences. 141 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:13,315 所以他们能永生 So they can live forever? 142 00:06:13,339 --> 00:06:14,439 可以这么说 In a way. 143 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:16,474 灰人有一套专利流程 The greys have a proprietary process 144 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:18,955 能把灵魂转化成一种高效的 that converts them into an effective 145 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:20,222 祛皱霜 wrinkle reduction cream. 146 00:06:20,246 --> 00:06:22,291 但灰人根本没有皱纹 But the greys do not even have wrinkles. 147 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:24,160 没错 所以才好卖 Exactly. It sells itself. 148 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:26,896 它还能当美味的蘸酱用 It also doubles as a savory dipping sauce. 149 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,664 - 哦 - 一种美味的蘸酱 - Ooh. - A savory dipping 150 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:30,266 你没听说过牧场酱（美式沙拉酱）吗 have you not heard of ranch? 151 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:33,736 我们愿意撤销绑架指控 We are willing to drop the kidnapping charge 152 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,906 只要你告诉我们你把孩子藏在哪了 if you tell us where you've hidden the baby. 153 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:40,376 孩子啊 是的 就在你想不到的地方 The baby, yes, it's right where you wouldn't think, 154 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,234 塞你屁股里再加个椰子 up your butt with a coconut. 155 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,852 内布拉斯加州 奥马哈 Omaha, Nebraska. 156 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:54,724 就在1号公路过去的犹特族保留地 The ute reservation just past highway 1. 157 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,126 如果你开到了7-11便利店 那就说明你开过了 If you hit the 7-Eleven, you've gone too far. 158 00:07:00,421 --> 00:07:02,064 我需要我的外星能量 I need my alien energy. 159 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,033 你是说这个吗 You mean this? 160 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:07,736 就是它 我的外星能量 There it is, my alien energy. 161 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,071 我还以为会是紫色的 I thought it would be purple. 162 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,107 灰人未申请相应许可就取走了它 The greys failed to apply for the proper permits 163 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:13,943 所以我们代你没收了 before taking it, so we confiscated it on your behalf. 164 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:16,178 把它给我 Give it to me! 165 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:20,917 等你为你最严重的罪行负责了再说 Not until you answer for your most grievous offense. 166 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:24,454 你释放了螳螂人 它偷走了一艘灰人的飞船 When you released the mantid, it stole a grey ship 167 00:07:24,478 --> 00:07:27,356 飞船被追踪到了地球 它在那里已经开始 which was tracked to earth, where it has commenced 168 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:30,292 进行繁殖 its breeding process. 169 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:33,329 很快螳螂人就会占领整个星球 Soon the mantids will take over the entire planet, 170 00:07:33,353 --> 00:07:37,033 摧毁灰人唯一的人类灵魂来源 destroying the greys' only source of human souls. 171 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,368 而阻止它的唯一方法就是杀了它 And the only way to stop it is to kill it. 172 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:47,392 听着 我是说...如果你们想要一只死螳螂人 Look, I mean... If you want a dead mantid. 173 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:50,380 我可以给你们弄来一只死螳螂人 I can get you a dead mantid. 174 00:07:50,404 --> 00:07:52,782 我是说 我得去追踪它 I mean, I'll have to track it. 175 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,317 然后我会去追踪它 并且杀了它 And I'm gonna track it, and I'm gonna kill it. 176 00:07:55,341 --> 00:07:58,610 然后我会把螳螂人原样带回到这里 And then I will bring you the mantid right back here. 177 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:01,913 因为它已经死了 而且我知道它埋在哪里 Because it is already dead, and I know where it is buried. 178 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:09,921 只要我交出那只已经死了的螳螂人 The housing council will give me my energy back 179 00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:11,667 住房委员会就会把我的能量还给我 when I deliver the already dead mantid. 180 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:13,769 我们人类管这叫双赢 Us humans call that a win-win. 181 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:16,472 真不敢相信灰人会收割灵魂 I can't believe the greys harvest souls. 182 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,930 我觉得你们人类太在乎灵魂了 I think you humans care too much about souls. 183 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:20,643 我是说 它们有什么用呢 I mean, what are they good for 184 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,878 除了做祛皱霜 other than making wrinkle cream? 185 00:08:22,902 --> 00:08:24,780 好吧 可你现在也是人类了 Okay, well, you're human now, too, 186 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:26,882 灵魂的意义远不止于此 and there's way more than that. 187 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:29,552 我爸说灵魂就像一根线 My dad says that the soul is like a thread 188 00:08:29,576 --> 00:08:31,788 编织进我们周围的万物之中 woven into everything around us. 189 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:34,223 当一个人死去 他们就成为 When someone dies, they become part 190 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:37,193 土地 天空 万物的一部分 of the land, sky, everything. 191 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,962 但如果线断了 就像在世界上 But if the thread's cut, it's like tearing 192 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:42,832 撕开一个洞 破坏了平衡 a hole in the world, destroying the balance. 193 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:46,369 就像我扯开毛衣上那根松掉的线头 Like when I pulled that loose thread on my sweater 194 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:49,071 结果袖子就掉了下来 and the sleeve came off. 195 00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:51,107 因为你的毛衣和宇宙的构造 Because your sweater is exactly as important 196 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:53,576 是同等重要的 as the fabric of the universe. 197 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,278 我挺想那件毛衣的 I miss that sweater. 198 00:08:57,837 --> 00:09:00,049 我在林子里装了追踪相机 I planted trail cams in the woods 199 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:01,583 想找到那个螳螂人 to try and find the mantid. 200 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:07,045 催眠时我看到我们的孩子活生生在飞船上 During the hypnosis, I saw our baby alive on a spaceship. 201 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:09,125 我听到沙沙声 我亲眼看到了那个螳螂人 I hear a rustle, and I saw that mantid with my own eyes. 202 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:10,727 还有他们植入我体内的那个东西 我是说 And that implant they put in me, I mean, 203 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:12,361 谁知道它在里面待了多久 who knows how long it was there for? 204 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,762 我失去了部分时间记忆 I lost time. 205 00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:15,464 我脑中有个外星人篡改我记忆的画面 I have an image of an alien messing with my memory. 206 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,566 她当时在场 达西也在那艘船上 She was there. D'arcy was on that ship. 207 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:20,958 好家伙 这才叫像样的证据板 Hot damn, that there is one proper evidence board. 208 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,371 我也许得做一个 I might need to make one of these 209 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,640 来追查是谁偷光了储藏室里 to track down whoever's swiping all the fuchsia post-its 210 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:25,908 所有紫红色的便利贴 from the supply room. 211 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:27,509 我们家有一堆紫红色的便利贴 We have a bunch of fuchsia post-its 212 00:09:27,533 --> 00:09:28,510 如果你需要的话 at the house if you need some. 213 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:29,734 真的吗 Really? 214 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,684 所以现在外面有两个外星人 So we have two aliens out there 215 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:37,519 约瑟夫和那个螳螂人 Joseph and that mantid. 216 00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:39,689 实际上 可能有第三个 Actually, there might be a third. 217 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,157 太好了 Great. 218 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,292 我们现在就把宁静镇旅游局关门大吉吧 Let's just close the Patience tourism bureau now. 219 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:44,493 你是说你那塞满 You mean the trunk of your car 220 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:45,962 过时宣传册的汽车后备箱吗 with those outdated pamphlets? 221 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:48,630 我刚拿了新的 这批折叠得很整齐 Well, I just got new ones, and these ones fold correctly. 222 00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:52,023 去年彼得·巴赫来镇上的时候 Last year when Peter bach came to town, 223 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:55,860 他说他是为了一个外星人来的 he said he was here because of an alien. 224 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,840 但他从没说是谁 But he never said who. 225 00:09:57,864 --> 00:10:00,298 但彼得·巴赫现在已经死了 所以我们永远不会知道了 But Peter bach is dead now, so we'll never know. 226 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:03,746 彼得·巴赫还活着 Peter bach is alive. 227 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:04,680 什么 What? 228 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:05,903 天啊 My god. 229 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:07,649 而且他能看见外星人 And he can see aliens. 230 00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:10,319 等等 如果他能看见外星人 外星人又带走了我们的孩子 Wait, if he can see aliens and aliens took our baby, 231 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:11,687 那也许他能帮我们找到她 then maybe he can help us find her. 232 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:13,255 等等 你得联系他 Wait, you have to get in touch with him. 233 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:16,258 抱歉 为了我的安全 我没法联系他 Sorry, for my safety, I have no way of contacting him. 234 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,882 我得等他联系我 I have to wait for him to contact me. 235 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:19,461 他的规矩 His rules. 236 00:10:19,485 --> 00:10:21,864 好吧 总算有点线索 Okay, well, that's something. 237 00:10:21,888 --> 00:10:22,865 是啊 Yeah. 238 00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:24,088 给了我一点希望 Gives me a bit of hope. 239 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:36,034 阿斯塔不在这 Asta's not here. 240 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,714 我让杰伊等她回来时 I told Jay to tell her I was looking for her 241 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:38,715 转告她我找过她 when she gets back. 242 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:40,549 这能为我们争取点时间 That should buy us some time. 243 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:42,818 好吧 我一直在疯狂地研究 Okay, well, I've been researching like crazy. 244 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:44,586 用谷歌搜了搜 Did some googling. 245 00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:49,024 照片里的靴子是开拓者XT 1420系带款 The boot in the picture is a trailblazer xt 1420 lace-up. 246 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:51,026 公司成立于1985年 The company was founded in 1985, 247 00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:54,363 但他们在2019年停产了这款 but they discontinued this model in 2019. 248 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:56,086 然后我做了些深度挖掘 Then I did some serious digging. 249 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:57,399 又用谷歌搜了搜 Did some more googling. 250 00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:59,701 科罗拉多州只有三家店卖过它 Only three stores in Colorado sold it. 251 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:00,936 最近的一家在博尔德 The closest is in Boulder. 252 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,105 所以我们开车去那 So we drive there. 253 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,974 你用积分给我们订一间古朴又有品位的房间 You use your points to get us a quaint but tasteful room 254 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:09,679 在高档酒店里 带壁炉和毛绒浴袍的那种 at a fancy hotel, like with a fireplace and fuzzy robes. 255 00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,113 我们去那家店 We go to the store. 256 00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:13,882 很高兴看到你们俩没事 I'm glad to see you two are okay. 257 00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:15,017 等一下 黑靴子小姐 Hold on, miss black boots. 258 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:16,452 我正在找一双黑靴子 I'm searching for some black boots. 259 00:11:20,112 --> 00:11:21,423 杰伊 穿靴子的人是你 Jay, you're the one with the boots. 260 00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:22,725 你昨晚看到我们了 You saw us last night. 261 00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:23,859 是啊 Yeah. 262 00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:25,327 你们俩都疯了 Y'all were out of your minds. 263 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,629 什么 What? 264 00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:27,830 哪有 Nah. 265 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,065 我们只是玩得开心 你懂的 We were just having fun, you know? 266 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:29,932 - 是啊 - 我们昨晚喝酒了吗 - Yeah. - Did we even drink last night? 267 00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:31,088 不知道 I don't know. 268 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,568 我喝得太醉了 断片了 I was so wasted, I blacked out. 269 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:33,936 我们喝了几杯 We had a few. 270 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,194 是啊 你还说你有一袋钱 Yeah, well, you said you had a bag of money 271 00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:37,840 还说想让我在《肖申克的救赎》里 and that you wanted me to meet you 272 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,942 那个小镇跟你碰头 in that town from "Shawshank redemption." 273 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,443 - 芝华塔尼欧（墨西哥地名） - 芝华塔尼欧 - Zihuatanejo? - Zihuatanejo. 274 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,980 但你们没去 而是去诊所跟艾伦开派对 But instead you went to the clinic to party with Ellen 275 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,814 因为朱迪需要避孕药 because Judy needed birth control, 276 00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:47,784 不过她管那叫宝宝糖 except she called them baby candies. 277 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,785 艾伦 朱迪 我们走 Ellen. Jude, let's go. 278 00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:00,996 你得放下杯子 You have to leave the mug. 279 00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:11,874 我还会回来续杯的 I'll be back for my refill. 280 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,443 达西 等等 我有零食 D'arce, wait up. I have snacks. 281 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,711 既然螳螂人没了 Now that the mantid's gone, 282 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,513 我手上积压了一批灭螳螂剂 I'm sitting on a stockpile of manticide. 283 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:20,682 简单 把"螳"字去掉 告诉别人这是杀蚂蚁的 Easy, just get rid of the m and tell people it kills ants. 284 00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:24,720 我真高兴那螳螂人死了 而且永远埋起来了 I'm just glad that the mantid is dead and buried forever. 285 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,789 等等 你说埋起来了 Wait, did you say buried? 286 00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:30,526 我觉得你不能埋葬螳螂人 I don't think you can Bury a mantid. 287 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,595 螳螂会蜕皮来生长 Praying mantises shed their exoskeleton to grow. 288 00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:35,931 如果螳螂人和它们一样 If mantids are anything like them, 289 00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:38,000 把它们埋在潮湿的土壤里 burying them in moisture-rich soil 290 00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:40,069 会触发一种高级形态的蜕皮 would trigger an advanced form of molting 291 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,061 并帮助它们再生 and help them regenerate. 292 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:45,441 那个螳螂人可能还活着 The mantid might still be alive. 293 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,911 它到底在哪 Where the hell is it? 294 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,712 现在好像不是说 This does not feel like the best time 295 00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:52,470 它可能在任何地方的最佳时机 to say it could be anywhere. 296 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,022 螳螂人还活着 The mantid is still alive? 297 00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:01,156 是的 Yes. 298 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:02,124 但别担心 But do not worry. 299 00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:04,092 不是世界末日 It is not the end of the world. 300 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,328 它为什么把坑填上了 Why did it refill the hole? 301 00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:09,431 这样就没人知道它还活着 So that nobody would know it was still alive. 302 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,055 这听起来就像世界末日 That sounds like the end of the world. 303 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,737 现在怎么办 What now? 304 00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:16,973 我需要找到螳螂人并杀了它 I need to find the mantid and kill it. 305 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,241 好吧 至少灰人不知道 Okay, well, at least the greys don't know 306 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:20,742 孩子在哪 对吧 where the baby is, right? 307 00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:23,401 是啊 那...那真是太幸运了 Yeah, that's... that's super lucky. 308 00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:28,840 哈利 灰人知道孩子在哪吗 Harry, do the greys know where the baby is? 309 00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:32,989 可能有人不小心告诉了他们藏匿地点 Someone may have accidentally told them where it is hidden. 310 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,891 有人 你吗 Someone? You? 311 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:37,326 好了 咱们别玩"谁说了什么"的游戏了 Well, let's not play "who said what?" 312 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,094 就是你 你说的 It was you. You said what. 313 00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:40,929 你怎么能那么做 How could you do that? 314 00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:42,464 天啊 我们得去保留地了 God, we have to go to the rez. 315 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,648 不 不 我们不能去那 No, no, we cannot go there. 316 00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:46,468 我们需要找到螳螂人并杀了它 We need to find the mantid and kill it. 317 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:49,338 孩子才是首要任务 The baby is the priority. 318 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:52,474 我不明白为什么人类会忽视大问题 I do not understand why humans ignore big problems 319 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,666 而去纠结于小事 and obsess over trivial ones. 320 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,413 一个渺小无足轻重的婴儿怎么会比 How is a tiny, insignificant baby more important 321 00:13:57,437 --> 00:14:00,216 一个勇敢的战士杀死致命的螳螂人敌人更重要 than a brave warrior slaying a deadly mantid enemy? 322 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,884 有蛇 Snake! 323 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:11,093 女士们 欢迎来到我的办公室 Ladies, welcome to my office. 324 00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:12,861 呃 你是说阿斯塔的办公室 Well, you mean asta's office. 325 00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:14,496 阿斯塔这几天在当服务员 Asta's playing waitress for the last couple of days, 326 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,365 所以我就给自己升职了 so I promoted myself. 327 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,588 去你的吧 职场阶梯 Suck it, corporate ladder. 328 00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:19,601 职场阶梯真不是个东西 Corporate ladder is a bitch. 329 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,503 我终于当上了交通协管队长 I finally made head crossing guard 330 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,838 在他们看到我的价值之后 after they saw what I was worth 331 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:27,242 也得感谢那辆消防车对柯林斯太太做的好事 and after what that fire truck did to Mrs. Collins. 332 00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:29,026 是啊 恭喜你虚假的升职 艾伦 Yeah, congrats on the fake promotion, Ellen. 333 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,414 但我们正试着拼凑昨晚的记忆 But we're trying to piece together last night. 334 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:33,649 我们丢了东西 We lost something. 335 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,084 我把避孕药给朱迪了 I gave the birth control to Judy. 336 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,674 你拿了整整一包 You took the whole packet, 337 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,320 说你想要"格外安全" said you wanted to be "extra safe." 338 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,055 然后你把夹克丢在那个家伙的卡车里了 And then you ditched your jacket in that guy's truck. 339 00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:41,457 是哪个家伙 What guy was that? 340 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,092 那个带我们兜风的长途卡车司机 The long-haul trucker who gave us a joyride. 341 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,461 他开走的时候我拍了他的卡车 I got a pic of his truck when he drove away. 342 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:46,662 你们俩在对他掀衣服 You two were flashing him, 343 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:48,152 想让他按喇叭 trying to get him to honk his horn. 344 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:53,435 天啊 Jesus. 345 00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:56,538 好吧 不错 Okay, good. 346 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,963 哦 你拍到了我好看的那边胸 Aw, you got my good boob. 347 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,611 嘘 Shh. 348 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:08,116 好的 好的 我们一小时左右就能把她送到那 Yeah, yeah, we can have her by there in about an hour. 349 00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:10,586 好了 在保留地外给她找了个安全的地方 All right, got her a safe spot off the rez. 350 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,777 - 我们去给她收拾东西 - 谢谢你 凯拉 - We'll just get her packed. - Thank you, Kayla. 351 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,824 真抱歉把你从帕瓦仪式（印第安人聚会）上叫出来 I'm so sorry I had to pull you out of the powwow. 352 00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:15,848 别担心 Don't worry about it. 353 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:16,992 还没轮到花式舞者上场呢 They didn't call fancy dancers yet. 354 00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:17,993 印第安时间嘛（指不准时） Indian time. 355 00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:19,328 婴儿很小 Babies are small. 356 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,097 他们只需要一根蛋白棒 一条毯子 All they need is a protein bar, a blanket, 357 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,699 和一些叶子来擦他们的排泄物 and some leaves to wipe up their droppings. 358 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,334 真有意思 既然我知道你是外星人了 It's funny, now that I know you're an alien, 359 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,936 你说的每句话都显得那么理所当然 everything you say just sounds so much more obvious. 360 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,872 既然你是育儿专家 那你来吧 Since you're such a baby expert, here you go. 361 00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:33,109 你带她吧 这样我们好收拾东西 Why don't you take her so we can finish packing? 362 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,309 - 不... - 谢谢 - No... - thank you. 363 00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:41,117 这个婴儿在为什么事生气 This baby is pissed about something. 364 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:42,885 这个嘛 你可以给它一根蛋白棒 Well, you know, you could give it a protein bar 365 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,486 或者用叶子给它擦屁股 or wipe its ass with leaves. 366 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,254 好吧 说清楚了 别那么做 Okay, just to be clear, don't do that. 367 00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,523 那是反讽 That was sarcasm. 368 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,425 带她去找外婆换尿布 Take her to gram to get changed, 369 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,393 然后陪着她就行 and then just keep her company. 370 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:52,594 我不想陪她 I do not want to keep her company. 371 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,396 她玩那个拼字游戏总是赢我 She always beats me at that letter tile game. 372 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,598 不 是陪孩子 不是陪外婆 No, the baby, not gram. 373 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,033 带她去散散步 Just take her for a walk. 374 00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:00,336 好了 嘘...嘘嘘 Okay, sh... shush, shush. 375 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,437 没事的 It's okay. 376 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,395 嘘 Shh. 377 00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:11,947 你觉得我们是不是有点太早了 You think maybe we're being a little premature 378 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:15,584 现在就把客房改成婴儿房 turning the guest room into a nursery already? 379 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:18,220 我是说 我已经很久没有感到希望了 I mean, it's been so long since I felt any sense of hope. 380 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:21,156 知道有那么一个能看见外星人的人存在 Knowing there's someone out there who can see aliens, 381 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,880 至少给了我一点希望 it gives me at least a little. 382 00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:27,429 就让我享受一下 好吗 Just let me have it, okay? 383 00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:30,132 好 好 当然 Yeah, yeah, of course. 384 00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:37,639 还记得这些吗 Remember these? 385 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,397 记得 Yeah. 386 00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:48,617 天啊 My god. 387 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,352 马克斯说这就是范德斯佩格勒医生 Max said that this was Dr. Vanderspeigle. 388 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:51,320 我知道 I know. 389 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,255 而且他画这些画的时候 And he drew them at the same time 390 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:54,812 正好是丽芙说彼得·巴赫在宁静镇 that Liv said Peter bach was looking 391 00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:56,658 寻找外星人的时候 for an alien in Patience. 392 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:14,276 求你了 别说了 Please, just stop. 393 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:18,180 有开关或者暂停键吗 Is there an off button or a pause? 394 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,681 该哭的人是我 I should be the one crying. 395 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,951 我必须找到并杀死一只致命的螳螂人 I must find and kill a deadly mantid. 396 00:17:21,975 --> 00:17:24,375 约瑟夫拥有全部能力 但螳螂人 Joseph had all his powers, and the mantid 397 00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,888 还是把他的脸搞得像《电锯惊魂》里的拼图 still turned his face into a Jigsaw puzzle. 398 00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,480 是鼓声吗 Is it the drums? 399 00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:31,014 你喜欢鼓声吗 Do you like the drums? 400 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:36,598 还有人看到吗 Did anybody else see that? 401 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,500 这个孩子刚刚对我笑了 This baby just smiled at me. 402 00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:41,703 我突然对这个孩子感到一种强烈的连接 I'm suddenly feeling a strong connection to this baby. 403 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,393 我以前对布里奇特有过这种感觉 I have felt this before with Bridget 404 00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:45,507 但对人类婴儿没有过 but not with a human baby. 405 00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:49,144 这一定是人类不吃掉自己幼崽的原因 This must be the reason humans do not eat their young. 406 00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:11,422 这是什么感觉 What is this feeling? 407 00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:17,662 这里的能量感觉是活的 The energy in here feels alive. 408 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,692 你是在伸手够音乐吗 Are you reaching for the music? 409 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,349 你是在够那个吗 Is that what you're reaching for? 410 00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:46,457 你的小家伙感受到了 是不是 Your little one feels it, doesn't she? 411 00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:49,560 是的 她不那么生气了 甚至很高兴 Yeah, she is less pissed, even happy. 412 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:54,676 这就是叮当裙舞的力量 That is the power of the jingle dress dance. 413 00:18:54,700 --> 00:19:00,015 这些女人们舞步的每一步都是疗愈的祈祷 Each step of these women's dance is a healing prayer. 414 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:01,583 她们的祈祷在她们的鞋子里吗 Their prayers are in their shoes? 415 00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:04,820 不 是叮当裙的声音 No, the sound of the jingles 416 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:08,157 就像成百上千个微小的祈祷 is like hundreds of tiny prayers, 417 00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:13,417 提醒我们 我们都是更宏大整体的一部分 reminding us that we are all part of something bigger. 418 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,935 我想我正感受到宏大的情感 I think I'm feeling big feelings. 419 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:23,527 如果你在思考 你就不是在感受 If you're thinking, you're not feeling. 420 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,974 来吧 Now, come on. 421 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,377 你感觉怎么样 How do you feel? 422 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:31,212 我感觉你一直在打我 I feel like you keep hitting me. 423 00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:36,185 但我也感觉... 我连接上了... But I also feel like... I'm connected... 424 00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:41,223 一切 To everything. 425 00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:43,725 就像Wi-Fi It's like Wi-Fi. 426 00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:45,193 纳纳玛 Nanama. 427 00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:47,062 你的Wi-Fi网络名叫纳纳玛 Your Wi-Fi network is named nanama? 428 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:50,198 我的Wi-Fi网络名叫"玉米片不是我的Wi-Fi" My Wi-Fi network is named nacho Wi-Fi. 429 00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:57,973 纳纳玛的意思是"合一" Nanama means "together." 430 00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:04,780 我们通过造物主与万物相连 We are all connected to all things through the creator. 431 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,749 闭上眼睛 倾听 Just close your eyes and listen. 432 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:14,522 纳纳玛是连接万物的伟大奥秘 Nanama is the great mystery that connects all things. 433 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:18,027 它指引河流知道去向 It's how the river knows where to flow. 434 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:22,731 它让树木在地下彼此交谈 It's how trees talk to one another underground 435 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:28,069 也让保留地的狗在你每次打开 or how a rez dog magically appears 436 00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:31,294 一包薯片时神奇地出现 every time you open a bag of chips. 437 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,531 你感觉怎么样 How do you feel? 438 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:42,617 我感觉我找到了我需要的东西 I feel like I found something I need. 439 00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:46,121 那你听得很认真 Then you are listening real good. 440 00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,331 嘿 各位 怎么了 Hey, guys, what's going on? 441 00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:59,267 我们想报个... 案 We would like to report a... Crime. 442 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:01,325 好的 Okay. 443 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,838 告诉我发生了什么 Tell me what happened. 444 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,529 我没听错吧 你们说要报案 Did I hear you say you wanted to report a crime? 445 00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:08,043 因为我不知道你们清不清楚 'Cause I'm not sure if you're aware or not, 446 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:10,301 "犯罪"可是我的中间名 but crime is my middle name. 447 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,047 其实是尤金 Actually, it's Eugene. 448 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,949 有人偷了我的钱 Someone stole money from me. 449 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,083 多少 How much? 450 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,418 几千块 Couple thousand. 451 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,319 我攒的小费 Been saving up my tips. 452 00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:19,287 那可是一大笔现金 That's a lot of cash. 453 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:21,022 我可是个很棒的酒保 Well, I'm a great bartender. 454 00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:22,123 是啊 Yeah. 455 00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:23,925 那这案子是什么时候发生的 So when did this crime happened? 456 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,161 这属于按需知密 That's on a need-to-know basis. 457 00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:27,395 我们就需要知道 We need to know. 458 00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:28,864 昨晚 Last night. 459 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:31,333 是的 我们当时出门 在去... Yes, we were out, on our way... To... 460 00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:33,235 - 芝华塔尼欧 - 塔尼欧 - Zihuatanejo. - Tanejo. 461 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:36,071 《肖申克的救赎》里的那个镇子吗 The town from "Shawshank redemption"? 462 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:37,373 - 正确 - 是的 没错 - Correct. - Yes. Exactly. 463 00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:39,240 每年这个时候那里都很火 It's very popular this time of year. 464 00:21:39,264 --> 00:21:40,341 是的 是个季节性旅游点 Yeah, it's a seasonal destination. 465 00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:42,566 - 是他们的圣诞... - 圣诞旅游点 - It's their Christmas... - Christmas destination. 466 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:43,879 我有个更好的问题 I got a better question. 467 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,347 偷你们钱的这个人 This person who stole your money, 468 00:21:45,371 --> 00:21:46,382 长什么样 what'd they look like? 469 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:47,604 他是个卡车司机 He was a trucker. 470 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:49,918 他长了张卡车司机的脸 对 就是... He had a trucker face, yeah, all... 471 00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:51,219 这里 卡车司机 卡车司机 卡车司机 卡车司机 Right here, trucker, trucker, trucker, trucker, trucker. 472 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:52,654 很卡车司机 Trucker-y. 473 00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:53,755 - 我们当时在他的... - 你懂的 他的大卡车里 - And we were in his... - you know, his big rig. 474 00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:54,890 大卡车 Big rig. 475 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:56,091 我把夹克落在那了 And I left my jacket in there. 476 00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:57,526 - 她落了夹克 - 钱在口袋里 - She left the jacket. - Money was in the pocket. 477 00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,427 钱就在口袋里 而且艾伦告诉我们... It was in the pocket, and Ellen told us that... 478 00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:00,695 你听着 Listen to this. 479 00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:02,163 我们给了他达西的电话号码 对吧 We gave him D'arcy's phone number, right? 480 00:22:02,187 --> 00:22:03,865 但他根本没为钱的事联系我们 But he has not called us about the money. 481 00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:07,658 - 一次都没有 - 所以很明显是他偷了 - Not once. - So clearly he stoled it. 482 00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:10,527 艾伦告诉你们 你们给了他号码 Ellen told you that you gave him the number. 483 00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:12,507 - 对 - 是的 警官 - Yeah. - Yes, officer. 484 00:22:12,531 --> 00:22:13,764 但你们当时在场啊 But you were there. 485 00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:17,779 - 我们有张照片... - 一张照片 - 是他的卡车... - We have a photo... - A photo. - Of his truck that... 486 00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:18,913 看吧 Booyah. 487 00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:20,449 有部分车牌号 Has a partial license plate. 488 00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:21,473 所以你能查一下 So you could run it. 489 00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:23,785 查车牌 Run the plate. 490 00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:25,320 让我看看我有没有搞错 So let me see if I got this straight. 491 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,422 你们俩喝得烂醉 对昨晚毫无记忆 You two got shit-faced and have no memory of the night, 492 00:22:27,446 --> 00:22:29,158 决定追溯你们的行踪 decided to retrace your steps. 493 00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,260 一路上你们发现自己跟一个卡车司机调情 Along the way, you found out you flirted with a trucker, 494 00:22:31,284 --> 00:22:34,129 把两千块留在了他的驾驶室里 唯一的线索就是一张模糊的 left two grand in his cab, and your only lead is a blurry 495 00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:35,597 半张车牌照片 half photo of a license plate. 496 00:22:35,621 --> 00:22:37,132 所以你们来这儿希望丽芙副警长能 So you came in here hoping deputy Liv would 497 00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:38,967 动用关系帮你们查车牌 实际上是提交了 pull some strings and run the plate, technically filing 498 00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:42,003 一份虚假报警记录 有趣的是 a false police report, which, fun fact, 499 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,405 根据美国法典第18篇 is a felony under title 18, 500 00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:48,065 第1001条 这属于重罪 section 1001 of the U.S. code. 501 00:22:50,502 --> 00:22:52,848 我刚也是这么想的 I had the same thought. 502 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,483 抱歉 达西 但那家伙早就没影了 Sorry, d'arce, but the guy is long gone. 503 00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:57,953 你再也见不到他了 You're never gonna see him again. 504 00:22:57,977 --> 00:23:00,255 好吧 这是我最后一次给随便哪个卡车司机 Well, that's the last time I show some random trucker 505 00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:02,090 看我好看的胸了 my good boob. 506 00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:34,322 哈利在那 我们走 There's Harry. Let's go. 507 00:23:37,983 --> 00:23:39,194 嘿 Hey. 508 00:23:39,218 --> 00:23:41,178 我收回我说你很显眼的话 I take back what I said about you standing out. 509 00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:43,487 你就像水里的鸭子 You're like a duck in water. 510 00:23:43,689 --> 00:23:49,404 我不懂鸭子的部分 但是 I do not understand the duck part, but 511 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,873 我属于这里 I belong here. 512 00:23:51,897 --> 00:23:55,143 我想我明白你说的关于线的意思了 I think I understand what you meant about the thread. 513 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:57,078 因为我跟这个孩子连接在了一起 'Cause I'm connected to this baby, 514 00:23:57,102 --> 00:24:02,573 我们又和所有人和万物连接在了一起 and we are connected to everyone and everything. 515 00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:05,153 这点我同意你 I am with you on that. 516 00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:07,088 我希望我们能留下来看 但我们得走了 I wish we could stay and watch, but we have to go. 517 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:08,490 我们得走了 We have to go. 518 00:24:08,514 --> 00:24:13,094 我们路上应该停下来弄点叶子 We should stop and get some leaves on the way. 519 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:14,229 不 No. 520 00:24:14,253 --> 00:24:16,654 它臭了 It's stinky. 521 00:24:44,349 --> 00:24:46,995 这一定有什么含义 It has to mean something. 522 00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:49,330 你觉得有没有可能那个外星人 Do you think it's possible that the alien 523 00:24:49,354 --> 00:24:51,666 一直就是哈利 has been Harry all along? 524 00:24:51,690 --> 00:24:53,735 有可能吗 Is it possible? 525 00:24:53,759 --> 00:24:55,336 我是说 你见过他 I mean, you've met him. 526 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:58,429 嘿 怎么了 Hey, what's up? 527 00:24:58,631 --> 00:24:59,741 你们从哪弄到这些的 Where did you get those? 528 00:24:59,765 --> 00:25:00,908 我们在你房间找到的 We found them in your room. 529 00:25:00,932 --> 00:25:03,144 马克斯 伙计 你为什么说 Max, buddy, why did you say 530 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,635 这就是范德斯佩格勒医生 this was Dr. Vanderspeigle? 531 00:25:04,770 --> 00:25:06,247 我怎么知道 How should I know? 532 00:25:06,271 --> 00:25:09,550 那是很久以前的事了 我那时才两岁左右 It was, like, forever ago. I was, like, two years old. 533 00:25:09,574 --> 00:25:10,718 你画得像两岁 Just because you drew like you were two 534 00:25:10,742 --> 00:25:11,853 不代表你当时就两岁 doesn't mean you were two at the time. 535 00:25:11,877 --> 00:25:13,388 - 亲爱的 - 嗯 - Hon. - Yeah. 536 00:25:13,412 --> 00:25:15,556 我可能当时正处于迷恋外星人的阶段 I was probably going through an alien phase. 537 00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:17,325 那你迷恋臭蜡烛的阶段 You've been going through your stinky candle phase 538 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:18,516 - 已经好几年了 - 好吧 - for years now. - Okay. 539 00:25:18,718 --> 00:25:22,797 听着 宝贝 我需要你诚实 Look, honey, I need you to be honest. 540 00:25:22,821 --> 00:25:27,102 你可能没意识到 但这里的真相非常重要 You may not realize it, but the truth here means a lot. 541 00:25:27,126 --> 00:25:28,692 你爸爸和我都信任你 好吗 Your dad and I trust you, okay? 542 00:25:28,827 --> 00:25:31,473 而这... 这是那种 And this is... this is one of those moments 543 00:25:31,497 --> 00:25:33,730 信任至关重要的时刻 when that trust really matters. 544 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,311 我不在乎你以前说过什么 好吗 I don't care what you said before, okay? 545 00:25:36,335 --> 00:25:38,179 我们无论如何都爱你 We love you no matter what. 546 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:40,248 现在就告诉我们真相 Just tell us the truth right now. 547 00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:44,519 哈利·范德斯佩格勒是外星人吗 Is Harry vanderspeigle an alien? 548 00:25:46,945 --> 00:25:48,623 你为什么管那家伙叫哈利 Why did you call that guy Harry? 549 00:25:48,647 --> 00:25:50,191 - 因为他毛多（hairy） - 不 他不多 - Because he's hairy. - No, he's not. 550 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:51,392 他只是个普通人 He's just a guy. 551 00:25:54,487 --> 00:25:56,253 不 哈利不是外星人 No, Harry's not an alien. 552 00:25:58,357 --> 00:26:01,269 好的 Okay. 553 00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:02,626 谢谢你的诚实 Thank you for being honest. 554 00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:06,942 你应该去Etsy（手工艺品电商平台）上看看我的蜡烛评论 You should read my candle reviews on etsy. 555 00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:08,766 四星半 4 1/2 stars. 556 00:26:11,036 --> 00:26:13,014 我以前觉得镇长夫妇的孩子 I used to see Mr. and Mrs. Mayor's baby 557 00:26:13,038 --> 00:26:15,383 和拿回我的能力以及击败螳螂人相比 as a small problem compared to getting my powers 558 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:17,085 是个小问题 and defeating the mantid. 559 00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:20,288 但参加了这次帕瓦仪式后 我内心有了转变 But after this powwow, something in me has shifted. 560 00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:22,890 我能感受到阿斯塔体验世界的方式 I can feel how asta experiences the world. 561 00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:25,894 有时候 小事并不像你想的那么小 Sometimes small things are not as small as you would think. 562 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:29,931 好了 解决一个问题 还有几个大问题 Okay, one problem down, a couple big ones to go. 563 00:26:29,955 --> 00:26:31,532 你得找到那个螳螂人 You have to find that mantid. 564 00:26:31,556 --> 00:26:33,668 别担心 我有办法了 Do not worry about that. I have a solution. 565 00:26:33,692 --> 00:26:36,271 很好 是什么 Good. What is it? 566 00:26:36,295 --> 00:26:38,495 我完全不知道怎么拿回我的外星能力 I have no idea how to get my alien powers back 567 00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:40,641 或者击败并杀死螳螂人 or defeat and kill the mantid. 568 00:26:40,665 --> 00:26:42,699 但叮当舞者的能量 But the energy of the jingle dancers 569 00:26:42,835 --> 00:26:46,348 让我感觉一切都会好起来的 made me feel somehow things will be okay. 570 00:26:46,372 --> 00:26:49,139 我明天休息好了再告诉你 I will tell you tomorrow after we've had some rest. 571 00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:52,053 好吧 Okay. 572 00:26:52,077 --> 00:26:53,454 喂 Hello? 573 00:26:53,478 --> 00:26:56,591 是的 我是阿斯塔 Yes, this is asta. 574 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,793 等等 我...抱歉 你说什么 Wait, I'm... I'm sorry, what do you mean, 575 00:26:58,817 --> 00:27:00,483 钱没有存进来 the money wasn't deposited? 576 00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:10,972 你的咖啡 丽芙 Here's your coffee, Liv. 577 00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:23,184 你看起来很失落 You look lost. 578 00:27:23,208 --> 00:27:24,641 嗨 丽芙 Hi, Liv. 579 00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:27,155 我没事 I'm fine. 580 00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:31,192 彼得·巴赫联系你了吗 Did Peter bach reach out to you? 581 00:27:31,216 --> 00:27:33,294 不 还没有 No, not yet. 582 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:35,096 抱歉 Sorry. 583 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:37,165 你知道吗 我一直很佩服你 You know, I always admire you. 584 00:27:37,189 --> 00:27:39,100 感觉不管事情变得多糟 Feels like no matter how bad things get, 585 00:27:39,124 --> 00:27:40,791 你总能保持积极 you manage to stay positive. 586 00:27:40,926 --> 00:27:43,504 就像...就像你依然能抱有希望 Like... like, you're still able to have hope 587 00:27:43,528 --> 00:27:44,795 相信事情会变好 that things will get better. 588 00:27:44,930 --> 00:27:47,608 我一直在努力 I always try. 589 00:27:47,632 --> 00:27:48,899 是啊 Yeah. 590 00:27:49,034 --> 00:27:50,300 真希望我也有点那样的心态 Wish I had some of that. 591 00:27:54,072 --> 00:28:00,811 我的孩子...没了... 每过一天 My baby is... is gone, and... Every day that goes by, 592 00:28:00,946 --> 00:28:04,081 我就感觉离她越来越远 I feel further and further away from her. 593 00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:11,989 我想我知道怎么帮忙了 I think I know how to help. 594 00:28:14,893 --> 00:28:17,372 嘿 你去哪了 Hey, where have you been? 595 00:28:17,396 --> 00:28:18,739 我找了你一整天 I've been trying to reach you all day. 596 00:28:18,763 --> 00:28:21,576 是啊 嘿 我把你静音了 Yeah, hey, I put you on silent 597 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,179 不是只针对你 是所有人 not you specifically, everybody. 598 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:26,080 今天太乱了 所以... It's been a crazy day, so... 599 00:28:26,104 --> 00:28:27,382 好吧 银行打电话来了 Okay, well, the bank called, 600 00:28:27,406 --> 00:28:29,250 他们说从没收到那笔钱 and they said they never got that money. 601 00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:33,154 真奇怪 因为我...我昨晚送过去了 That's weird, 'cause i... I dropped it off last night. 602 00:28:33,178 --> 00:28:36,357 我离开这儿 从59号酒吧拿了钱 I left here, got the money from the 59, 603 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:38,092 然后...然后去了银行 and... and went to the bank, 604 00:28:38,116 --> 00:28:41,085 把它投进了夜间存款箱里 dropped it off in the overnight slot thing. 605 00:28:42,921 --> 00:28:44,565 好吧 Okay. 606 00:28:44,589 --> 00:28:46,767 好的 Okay, good. 607 00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:49,036 哇 那估计就是银行出错了 Wow, I guess it's just a bank error. 608 00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:51,572 是啊 银行出错 常有的事 Yeah, bank error, happens all the time. 609 00:28:51,596 --> 00:28:53,108 没错 是啊 Totally, yeah. 610 00:28:53,132 --> 00:28:55,398 天啊 你听我说 My god. Listen to this. 611 00:28:57,236 --> 00:28:59,047 这里简直疯了 It has been insane here. 612 00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,616 哈利被住房委员会传唤了 Harry got summoned by the housing council. 613 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,718 他答应给他们一个死螳螂人 He promised them a dead mantid. 614 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:07,878 我们去挖的时候 它不在那 When we went to dig it up, it wasn't there. 615 00:29:08,013 --> 00:29:10,325 它就那么...消失了 It just, like... like disappeared. 616 00:29:12,885 --> 00:29:16,331 抱歉 我得走了 Sorry, I gotta run. 617 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:19,100 好吧 Okay. 618 00:29:19,124 --> 00:29:20,524 那我晚点再跟你聊 Well, I'll catch up with you later? 619 00:29:27,765 --> 00:29:30,167 尽管我感觉一切都会好起来 Even though I feel everything will be okay, 620 00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:33,303 以防万一 如果马雷亚是我的最终归宿 in case it is not and marea is my final destination, 621 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,516 我正在给我的物品贴上标签 这样那些 I am labeling my belongings so that those 622 00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:36,885 曾走进我生命的人能有 who have touched my life will have 623 00:29:36,909 --> 00:29:38,887 东西来纪念我 something to remember me by. 624 00:29:38,911 --> 00:29:41,322 阿斯塔会喜欢这个 因为是她送我的 Asta will like this since she gave it to me, 625 00:29:41,346 --> 00:29:46,027 而且跟新的一样 因为我从没用过 and it's just like new because I never used it. 626 00:29:46,051 --> 00:29:48,818 不客气 You're welcome. 627 00:29:51,923 --> 00:29:54,035 嘿 Hey. 628 00:29:54,059 --> 00:29:56,404 你好 不敲门的人 Hello, person who does not knock. 629 00:29:56,428 --> 00:29:57,973 你怎么自己在这 阿斯塔呢 What are you doing here without asta? 630 00:29:57,997 --> 00:29:59,908 - 我们不总是在一起 - 不 你们总是 - We're not always together. - Yes, you are. 631 00:29:59,932 --> 00:30:02,343 你们甚至有一辆那种四条腿的自行车 You even have one of those four-legged bicycles. 632 00:30:02,367 --> 00:30:08,783 那叫双人自行车 "野兽" 你知道吧 It's called a tandem bike, the beast, you know. 633 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:11,319 我记得我们买它的时候 在一个跳蚤市场 I can remember when we got it, this flea market. 634 00:30:11,343 --> 00:30:14,055 阿斯塔表现得像我们发现了金子 Asta acted like we had found gold. 635 00:30:14,079 --> 00:30:16,791 我说那是个死亡陷阱 但她特别兴奋 I said it was a death trap, but she was so excited. 636 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:19,060 所以我们买了它 周末把它修好了 So we bought it and fixed it up over the weekend. 637 00:30:19,084 --> 00:30:23,531 然后我们一骑上去 立刻就摔了 And then when we got on it, we just immediately fell. 638 00:30:23,555 --> 00:30:25,255 我们摔了一次又一次又一次 We fell again and again and again. 639 00:30:25,390 --> 00:30:29,070 然后突然间就对了 我们 And then something clicked, and we 640 00:30:29,094 --> 00:30:33,074 我们找到了平衡 然后我们 we found our balance, and we just 641 00:30:33,098 --> 00:30:34,876 就像一个团队 你懂吗 we were like this team, you know. 642 00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:35,877 我们不可动摇 We were unshakable. 643 00:30:35,901 --> 00:30:37,612 我们就是一股 We were just this 644 00:30:42,107 --> 00:30:44,307 力量 然后 this force, and 645 00:30:47,112 --> 00:30:51,859 现在我...我不知道了 and now I don't... I don't know. 646 00:30:51,883 --> 00:30:54,763 下次直接说"我们买了辆自行车"就行了 Next time, just say, "we bought a bike." 647 00:30:58,123 --> 00:30:59,423 你看 这就是我来找你的原因 See, this is why I came to you. 648 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,872 你不多愁善感 You're not sentimental. 649 00:31:04,896 --> 00:31:06,807 就像在跟一棵植物说话 It's like talking to a plant. 650 00:31:06,831 --> 00:31:10,400 看 那里就有一棵真的植物 Look, there's an actual plant, 651 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,780 正好是你想要的 just what you were looking for. 652 00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:15,082 再见 Goodbye. 653 00:31:15,106 --> 00:31:20,855 我快撑不住了 I'm barely holding on. 654 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:26,127 我...我害怕我的思绪会飘到哪里去 I'm... I'm scared of where my mind's going. 655 00:31:26,151 --> 00:31:32,733 我真的很怕如果我一个人会做出什么事 And I'm really scared of what I might do if I'm alone. 656 00:31:34,793 --> 00:31:41,308 你来这里不是为了谈论自行车或植物 You did not come here to talk about bicycles or plants. 657 00:31:41,332 --> 00:31:44,946 阿斯塔给了我一些钱让我去存 Asta gave me some money to deposit, 658 00:31:44,970 --> 00:31:46,947 我喝醉了 然后把它弄丢了 and I got drunk, and I lost it, 659 00:31:46,971 --> 00:31:50,551 然后我对我最好的朋友撒了谎 and then I lied to my best friend, 660 00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:54,555 她居然信了 and she actually believed me. 661 00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:56,491 所以谎言起作用了 So the lie did its job. 662 00:31:56,515 --> 00:32:00,095 是啊 但是... Yeah, but... 663 00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:04,165 她本该比任何人都了解我 She's supposed to know me better than anyone. 664 00:32:04,189 --> 00:32:08,036 如果她就这么相信了谎言 And if she just believes the lie, 665 00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:12,373 就好像她无法... it's like she can't 666 00:32:12,397 --> 00:32:16,911 就好像她看不见我 真实的那个我 it's like she can't see me, like, the real me. 667 00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:21,916 如果我能看到真实的你 你会是什么发色 If I could see the real you, what color hair would you have? 668 00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:25,776 棕色 Brown. 669 00:32:28,146 --> 00:32:30,658 阿斯塔很信任人 Asta's trusting. 670 00:32:30,682 --> 00:32:33,328 她是个容易相信别人的人 她信任你 She's a trusting person. She trusted you. 671 00:32:33,352 --> 00:32:36,386 是啊 但阿斯塔以前总能看穿我的鬼话 Yeah, but asta used to see through my bullshit every time. 672 00:32:36,521 --> 00:32:39,000 现在她就这么信了 And now she just believes me? 673 00:32:39,024 --> 00:32:45,206 我是说 这就像...她...她...她知道我是个骗子 I mean, it's like... she... she... she knows I'm a liar. 674 00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:47,842 我也告诉了阿斯塔我有解决螳螂人的办法 Well, I told asta that I had a solution for the mantid. 675 00:32:47,866 --> 00:32:50,011 我没有 我也是个骗子 I do not. I am a liar also. 676 00:32:50,035 --> 00:32:51,812 来击个掌 骗子 Up top, deceiver. 677 00:32:51,836 --> 00:32:53,714 但你不在乎她相不相信你 But you don't care if she believes you. 678 00:32:53,738 --> 00:32:55,438 我在乎 I do. 679 00:32:55,574 --> 00:33:01,722 如果她分辨不出我在撒谎 那我又是谁 If she can't tell that I'm lying, then who am I? 680 00:33:01,746 --> 00:33:02,823 我到底存不存在 Do I even exist? 681 00:33:02,847 --> 00:33:04,625 我...我还该存在吗 Should... should I? 682 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:06,727 你什么意思 你该不该存在 What do you mean, should you exist? 683 00:33:06,751 --> 00:33:09,386 你...你已经存在了 You... you already do exist. 684 00:33:14,793 --> 00:33:16,526 是啊 Yeah. 685 00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:23,500 我们给阿斯塔打个电话 Let's call asta on the phone? 686 00:33:23,635 --> 00:33:25,847 这样她就能说一切都好 So she can say everything's okay, 687 00:33:25,871 --> 00:33:27,848 尽管她知道并非如此 even though she knows it's not? 688 00:33:27,872 --> 00:33:32,053 阿斯塔不会承认的 Asta won't admit it. 689 00:33:32,077 --> 00:33:34,589 但她和很多其他人 But she and a whole lot of other people 690 00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:38,859 如果我的生活里没有我 会过得更好 would be better off if I wasn't in their lives. 691 00:33:38,883 --> 00:33:40,461 我不需要别人对我撒谎 I don't need somebody to lie to me. 692 00:33:40,485 --> 00:33:43,932 我只是...我需要有人回答这个问题 I just... I need somebody to answer the question. 693 00:33:43,956 --> 00:33:46,334 什么问题 What is the question? 694 00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:51,005 我对我的生活感觉不好 I don't feel good about my life. 695 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,941 我为什么还要继续下去 Why should I keep going? 696 00:33:58,237 --> 00:33:59,680 如果你在我刚到地球时 If you would have asked me this question 697 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:03,784 问我这个问题 我会给出不同的答案 when I first came to earth, I would answer differently. 698 00:34:03,808 --> 00:34:07,988 我想让所有人类都死掉 包括你 I wanted all humans to die, even you. 699 00:34:08,012 --> 00:34:10,480 但我变了 But I've changed. 700 00:34:10,615 --> 00:34:17,098 我看到了人类生命的价值 包括你的 I see the value of human life, even yours. 701 00:34:17,122 --> 00:34:20,301 什么价值 What's the value? 702 00:34:20,325 --> 00:34:25,373 我曾有过的每个梦想都死了 Every dream I ever had is dead. 703 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:30,600 有时候在晚上 我就 Sometimes at night, I just 704 00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:32,146 只是走上好几个小时 I just walk around for hours. 705 00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:39,053 我抬头看着天空 感觉自己如此渺小... And I look up at the sky, and I just feel so small... 706 00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:43,257 如此没有价值 And so worthless. 707 00:34:43,281 --> 00:34:46,861 如果你没有价值 镇长夫妇 If you were worthless, Mr. and Mrs. Mayor 708 00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:48,551 就不会有他们的孩子 would not have their baby. 709 00:34:48,687 --> 00:34:50,965 你并不渺小 You are not small. 710 00:34:50,989 --> 00:34:58,561 你就是你仰望的那片天空的一部分 You are part of that sky that you were looking up at. 711 00:34:58,697 --> 00:35:00,140 我也是 Me too. 712 00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:04,745 我遇到的那个老太太 This old woman that I met 713 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:06,747 她很暴力 她打了我 she was violent; She hit me. 714 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:11,819 但她也教了我一个叫纳纳玛的东西 But she also taught me about something called nanama. 715 00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:16,691 那是我们彼此连接的方式 It is how we are all connected. 716 00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:18,759 - 我在你之中 - 恶心 - I am in you. - Ew. 717 00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:23,464 - 而...而你在我之中 - 太恶心了 - And... and you are in me. - Gross. 718 00:35:23,488 --> 00:35:27,902 如果你不在这里 世界就会不完整 And if you were not here, the world would be incomplete. 719 00:35:27,926 --> 00:35:30,838 你怎么了 What happened to you? 720 00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:32,907 你长出灵魂还是什么了 Did you grow a soul or something? 721 00:35:32,931 --> 00:35:35,209 我的物种没有灵魂 My species do not have souls. 722 00:35:35,233 --> 00:35:38,379 但你刚告诉我那个老太太 But you just told me the old lady, 723 00:35:38,403 --> 00:35:41,115 她说我们都连接在一起 she said we're all connected. 724 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:43,217 - 你感觉到连接了吗 - 是的 - Did you feel connected? - Yes. 725 00:35:43,241 --> 00:35:45,408 那就是你的灵魂 笨蛋 That's your soul, dumb-ass. 726 00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:47,021 你显然长出来一个 You obviously grew one. 727 00:35:47,045 --> 00:35:48,611 所以你才感觉到了连接 That's why you felt connected. 728 00:35:48,747 --> 00:35:50,191 给我滚出去 Get the hell out of here! 729 00:35:50,215 --> 00:35:52,126 我不会 I will not. 730 00:35:54,553 --> 00:35:56,797 我真的是个人类 I'm really a human. 731 00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:58,198 是啊 Yeah. 732 00:35:58,222 --> 00:36:00,490 欢迎上船 Welcome aboard. 733 00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:04,438 真的很难 It is really hard. 734 00:36:04,462 --> 00:36:06,174 也许不是 Maybe it is not. 735 00:36:06,198 --> 00:36:08,142 也许问题是 人类把它搞得很难 Maybe the problem is, humans make it hard 736 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,433 而它其实很简单 when it's really easy. 737 00:36:21,646 --> 00:36:22,979 到了 Here it is. 738 00:36:25,784 --> 00:36:26,961 是棵树 It's a tree. 739 00:36:26,985 --> 00:36:30,486 不 这是精灵树 No, it's the fairy tree. 740 00:36:30,622 --> 00:36:32,833 是啊 好吧 Yeah, okay. 741 00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:35,303 你真的指望我相信精灵是真的吗 Do you really expect me to believe that fairies are real? 742 00:36:35,327 --> 00:36:38,094 你曾想过你会相信外星人是真的吗 Did you ever think you would believe aliens were real? 743 00:36:40,231 --> 00:36:42,510 好吧 这点你问住我了 Well, you got me there. 744 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:46,314 我小时候我凯西阿姨带我来过这里 My aunt Kathy brought me here when I was little. 745 00:36:46,338 --> 00:36:49,217 她说这里是精灵住的地方 She said this is where the fairies live 746 00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:51,852 我应该给它们留下一颗薄荷糖 and that I should leave a mint for them. 747 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:55,923 所以现在每当我感到迷茫 So now whenever I feel lost, 748 00:36:55,947 --> 00:36:58,826 我就会来这里提醒自己 I come here to remind myself 749 00:36:58,850 --> 00:37:02,586 世界充满了魔法和希望 the world is full of magic and hope. 750 00:37:05,357 --> 00:37:07,802 我想 我相信世界有魔法的那天 I think the day I believe the world is magic 751 00:37:07,826 --> 00:37:12,807 就是我站在自己家里 is the day that I'm standing in my house 752 00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:15,765 怀里抱着我的孩子的那天 with my baby in my arms. 753 00:37:15,901 --> 00:37:19,079 我很抱歉你正在经历这些 I'm so sorry you're going through this. 754 00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:21,705 我无法想象你有多难过 I can't imagine how terrible you feel. 755 00:37:23,441 --> 00:37:26,276 我觉得你带我来这里真的很贴心 I think it was really sweet of you to bring me here. 756 00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:31,992 你想给它们留颗薄荷糖吗 Did you want to leave a mint for them? 757 00:37:32,016 --> 00:37:33,394 你来吧 You can do it. 758 00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:35,429 我几天前刚留了一颗 I just left one a couple of days ago, 759 00:37:35,453 --> 00:37:37,097 现在不见了 and now it's gone. 760 00:37:37,121 --> 00:37:39,900 也许是松鼠干的 Maybe the squirrels. 761 00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:41,224 但感觉还是很好 Still feels good, though. 762 00:37:44,529 --> 00:37:47,041 有时候当你感到无助 Sometimes when you feel helpless, 763 00:37:47,065 --> 00:37:49,443 好像无能为力的时候 like there's nothing you can do, 764 00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:51,268 至少你在做点什么 at least you're doing something. 765 00:37:54,873 --> 00:37:58,741 好吧 Okay. 766 00:37:58,877 --> 00:38:00,142 - 嗯 - 嗯 - Yeah. - Yeah. 767 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:21,341 我没看到你带着死螳螂人 I do not see the dead mantid with you. 768 00:38:21,365 --> 00:38:22,877 准备前往马雷亚的飞船 Prepare the shuttle for marea. 769 00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:24,011 不 等等 No, wait. 770 00:38:24,035 --> 00:38:26,547 我带来了一个新的提议 I have come with a new offer. 771 00:38:26,571 --> 00:38:29,249 你没有资格谈判 You are in no position to negotiate. 772 00:38:29,273 --> 00:38:32,286 如果你们归还我的外星能量 Well, if you return my alien energy, 773 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:35,845 我就会杀死螳螂人并把它带到这里 I will kill the mantid and bring it to you here, 774 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:38,559 为银河系清除这个危险的威胁 ridding the galaxy of this dangerous threat. 775 00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:42,852 如果我做不到 灰人可以带走我 And if I do not, the greys can have me. 776 00:38:44,289 --> 00:38:47,301 我的客户偏爱有实际价值的资产 My clients prefer assets with actual value. 777 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:50,693 这不正是你之前提议的吗 And isn't this exactly what you offered before? 778 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,640 是的 但情况变了 Yes, but things have changed. 779 00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:54,975 灰人想让我杀死螳螂人 The greys wanted me to kill the mantid 780 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:57,511 这样他们就能继续偷窃婴儿的灵魂 so they could keep stealing babies' souls 781 00:38:57,535 --> 00:38:58,801 真恶心 disgusting. 782 00:38:58,937 --> 00:39:00,581 但如果我告诉你们有另一种生物 But what if I told you there is another being 783 00:39:00,605 --> 00:39:03,317 可以长出灵魂呢 that can grow a soul? 784 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:04,807 不可能 Impossible. 785 00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:08,122 就连人类都不能凭空长出灵魂 Not even humans can grow a soul from nothing. 786 00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:09,890 不是不可能 Not impossible. 787 00:39:09,914 --> 00:39:11,525 我就是活生生的证据 I am living proof. 788 00:39:11,549 --> 00:39:16,597 我就是那个在这里长出人类灵魂的生物 I am that being that grew a human soul right here. 789 00:39:16,621 --> 00:39:17,498 书记官记录 被告 Let the record show the defendant 790 00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:18,721 正指着自己的阴茎 is pointing to his penis. 791 00:39:18,923 --> 00:39:20,734 我的阴...阴茎 My pe... penis? 792 00:39:20,758 --> 00:39:23,137 不 不 根本不... 阴茎在这下面 No, no, not even cl... the penis is down here. 793 00:39:23,161 --> 00:39:24,939 我是说 有时它在这边 I mean, sometimes it's over here. 794 00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:26,140 有时它在那边 Sometimes it's over here. 795 00:39:26,164 --> 00:39:28,142 我慢跑的时候 它就 And when I'm jogging, it's like 796 00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:30,244 我是说 你都不知道它在哪 I mean, you don't even know where. 797 00:39:30,268 --> 00:39:33,347 但我指的是我的心 But I'm pointing to my heart. 798 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:36,551 书记官记录 人类阴茎位于心脏 Let the record show the human penis is in the heart. 799 00:39:36,575 --> 00:39:37,774 天啊 God. 800 00:39:40,278 --> 00:39:42,390 如果我没能杀死螳螂人 If I fail to kill the mantid, 801 00:39:42,414 --> 00:39:46,627 灰人可以带走我和我的灵魂 the greys can have me and my soul. 802 00:39:46,651 --> 00:39:49,329 但前提是他们同意放弃 But only if they agree to give up 803 00:39:49,353 --> 00:39:52,789 镇长夫妇的孩子 从此以后永远放弃 Mr. and Mrs. Mayor's baby now and forever. 804 00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:55,369 拥有自己长出灵魂的能力 Having the ability to grow their own souls 805 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,171 而不是从地球运输灵魂 instead of transporting them from earth 806 00:39:57,195 --> 00:39:59,707 对灰人来说将大有裨益 would be greatly beneficial to the greys. 807 00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:02,865 婴儿的运输成本已经涨上天了 Baby shipping costs have gone through the roof. 808 00:40:03,001 --> 00:40:04,345 但我们怎么知道你真的 But how do we know you actually 809 00:40:04,369 --> 00:40:06,580 长出了你所说的这个灵魂 grew this soul you're referring to? 810 00:40:06,604 --> 00:40:11,586 否则他不会做出如此无私的提议 He would not have made such a selfless offer otherwise. 811 00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:16,123 如果被告愿意以自己作为抵押 If the defendant is offering himself as collateral, 812 00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:18,659 我们同意放弃对该人类婴儿 we agree to relinquish all claims 813 00:40:18,683 --> 00:40:21,595 所有的主张 to the human baby in question. 814 00:40:21,619 --> 00:40:24,820 那么本委员会接受你的提议 Then this council accepts your offer 815 00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:29,269 - 并将授予你的能量...交给一位执行人 - and will Grant your energy... - To an executor 816 00:40:29,293 --> 00:40:31,505 由他酌情提供给你 who will provide it to you at their discretion. 817 00:40:31,529 --> 00:40:34,208 一位执行人 An executor? 818 00:40:34,232 --> 00:40:36,276 忍受地球上所有挑战的 The ultimate prize for enduring 819 00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:38,078 终极大奖 all the challenges on earth 820 00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:40,147 是超越任何所有物的东西 has been something beyond any possession: 821 00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:41,615 一个人类灵魂 A human soul. 822 00:40:45,509 --> 00:40:47,154 嘿 杰伊 这个存款信封 Hey, Jay, does this money drop envelope 823 00:40:47,178 --> 00:40:48,422 是餐厅的吗 belong to the diner? 824 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:51,491 看起来像丹的 Looks like one of Dan's. 825 00:40:51,515 --> 00:40:52,626 是啊 Yeah. 826 00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:54,094 你在哪找到的 Where'd you find this? 827 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,496 邮递员送到警局的 Mail carrier dropped it off at the station. 828 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,566 我猜里面大概有2000美元 I'm guessing there's about $2,000 in there. 829 00:40:58,590 --> 00:41:01,501 他说有人把它投进了银行旁边的邮筒里 He said somebody dropped it in the mailbox next to the bank. 830 00:41:04,328 --> 00:41:05,995 想不出谁会这么干 Can't imagine who would have done that. 831 00:41:08,567 --> 00:41:10,344 那是银行 There's the bank. 832 00:41:10,368 --> 00:41:12,846 那是存款箱 There's the drop box thingy. 833 00:41:12,870 --> 00:41:15,516 吃掉这个钱袋子 嗷呜 嗷呜 嗷呜 Eat this money bag. Num, num, num. 834 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:22,945 我尿了 I peed. 835 00:41:38,362 --> 00:41:40,374 但也许作为人类最棒的部分是 But perhaps the best part of being human is, 836 00:41:40,398 --> 00:41:42,542 无论生活变得多艰难 no matter how difficult life gets, 837 00:41:42,566 --> 00:41:44,278 我们总有希望 we always have hope. 838 00:42:02,386 --> 00:42:04,053 本 是你吗 Ben, is that you? 839 00:42:28,746 --> 00:42:30,824 天啊 My god. 840 00:42:30,848 --> 00:42:34,594 本 本 Ben! Ben! 841 00:42:34,618 --> 00:42:36,085 亲爱的 Honey? 842 00:42:39,491 --> 00:42:42,058 - 是她吗 - 是的 - Is that her? - Yeah. 843 00:42:44,829 --> 00:42:49,477 嗨 Hi. 844 00:42:56,307 --> 00:42:58,752 不幸的是 有时候你所有的希望 Unfortunately, sometimes all of your hope 845 00:42:58,776 --> 00:43:00,420 都装在一个罐子里 sits in a single jar 846 00:43:00,444 --> 00:43:03,023 并且交给了银河系里 and is handed to the last person in the galaxy 847 00:43:03,047 --> 00:43:04,981 你最不希望由他来控制的人 you would want to have control over it. 848 00:43:09,854 --> 00:43:12,299 爸爸 Daddy?