1 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:05,982 《外星居民》前情提要 Previously on "resident alien"... 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,157 外星植入物不见了 The alien implant is gone. 3 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:08,419 看起来像一小块玻璃 It looked like a little piece of glass. 4 00:00:08,443 --> 00:00:10,116 给我简单回答是或否 Give me a simple yes or no. 5 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:11,857 那是凯特的孩子吗 Is that Kate's baby? 6 00:00:11,881 --> 00:00:13,032 她被外星人抓走了 She was taken by aliens, 7 00:00:13,056 --> 00:00:14,164 然后我们在一艘太空飞船上 and then we were on a spaceship, 8 00:00:14,188 --> 00:00:16,035 其实就在月球内部 which is actually inside the moon. 9 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:18,081 我开始想起来了 I'm starting to remember. 10 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:19,517 她当时在场 She was there. 11 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:21,214 所以这个时间旅行是怎么回事 So how does this time travel thing work? 12 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:23,825 我马上送你回1870年 I'll have you back to 1870 in no time. 13 00:00:23,849 --> 00:00:25,218 是1970年 1970! 14 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:27,916 灰人偷走了我的外星能量 The greys stole my alien energy. 15 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:31,137 我需要它来杀死螳螂人 拯救地球 I need it back to kill the mantid, to save earth. 16 00:00:31,161 --> 00:00:32,878 马克斯带走了布里奇特 Max took Bridget. 17 00:00:32,902 --> 00:00:35,054 我觉得他想抓螳螂人 I think he's trying to catch the mantid. 18 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:37,578 嘿 大伙儿 Hey, guys. 19 00:00:37,602 --> 00:00:38,884 希瑟 Heather. 20 00:00:38,908 --> 00:00:42,129 亲爱的 我回来了 Honey, I'm home. 21 00:01:12,202 --> 00:01:14,093 嘿 Hey. 22 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:15,312 嘿 达西 Hey, d'arce. 23 00:01:15,336 --> 00:01:16,748 你在这儿干什么 What are you doing out here? 24 00:01:16,772 --> 00:01:18,576 不想欢迎我回家吗 You don't wanna to welcome me home? 25 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:21,796 我爸妈回家时会看到 My parents are gonna be welcomed home 26 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:23,822 一个坏掉的马桶和床上的尿渍 by a broken toilet and urine on their bed. 27 00:01:26,738 --> 00:01:29,108 你那高级的佛蒙特滑雪学校怎么样 How's your fancy Vermont ski school? 28 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:31,676 挺好的 It's good. 29 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:32,677 不知道 I don't know. 30 00:01:32,701 --> 00:01:36,463 我想家了 I miss home. 31 00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:39,771 其实 我想你了 Actually, I missed you. 32 00:01:39,795 --> 00:01:41,120 我也想你 兄弟 I missed you, too, bud. 33 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:49,144 不 傻瓜 我是说... 我真的很想你 No, dummy, I mean, I... I really missed you. 34 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:52,610 我喜欢你 就是想你的那种喜欢 I like you. Like, missed you. 35 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:54,829 你不是在跟滑雪场那些帅哥约会吗 I thought you were dating all those ski guys? 36 00:01:54,853 --> 00:01:57,789 是啊 但他们都有点蠢 Well, yeah, but they're all kind of dumb. 37 00:01:57,813 --> 00:01:59,356 不过很辣 真的很辣 Hot, though. They're really hot. 38 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:02,968 还有个模特... 别说了 There was one model... please stop. 39 00:02:02,992 --> 00:02:08,104 那些家伙都不是你 Those guys aren't you. 40 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,323 你是认真的吗 You're serious? 41 00:02:10,347 --> 00:02:13,196 我以方丹太太的福特嘉年华发誓 I swear on Mrs. Fontaine's Ford fiesta. 42 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:14,719 呕吐彗星 Vomit comet. 43 00:02:14,743 --> 00:02:16,310 一脚油门开溜 Boot and bomb it. 44 00:02:19,704 --> 00:02:21,204 达西 D'arce! 45 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:22,770 大家 Guys! 46 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:23,902 朱迪 搞什么鬼 Judy, what the hell? 47 00:02:23,926 --> 00:02:26,861 有人报警了 Somebody called the cops! 48 00:02:26,885 --> 00:02:28,496 快跑 Run! 49 00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:55,586 跟爸爸打招呼啊 孩子们 Say hi to your daddy, kids. 50 00:02:55,610 --> 00:02:57,109 嗨 Hi! 51 00:02:57,133 --> 00:03:01,505 哈利 来认识下查尔斯 艾丹 海登 Harry, I'd like you to meet Charles, Aidan, Hayden, 52 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:05,639 波莉 噗噗 还有小哈利 Polly, bloof, and Harry Jr. 53 00:03:07,099 --> 00:03:11,515 他们... 绝对遗传了爸爸的鼻子 Well, they... they definitely have their daddy's nose. 54 00:03:11,539 --> 00:03:14,344 我的希瑟感觉不太对劲 Something feels different about my Heather. 55 00:03:14,368 --> 00:03:16,128 哈利 听着 我知道 Harry, look, I know. 56 00:03:16,152 --> 00:03:17,260 我知道 好吗 我懂 I know, okay? I get it. 57 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:19,262 是有点多 It's a lot. 58 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:21,177 但我真觉得你会是个好父亲 But I really do think that you're gonna be a great father. 59 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,874 而且我只是 And I just 60 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:24,702 我必须告诉你 我一直想着你 I have to tell you that I've thought about you 61 00:03:24,726 --> 00:03:27,574 从我离开那天起 每一天都想 every single day since I left. 62 00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:30,795 我也在想你 吾爱 I have thought about you, too, my love. 63 00:03:30,819 --> 00:03:31,926 是真的 It's true. 64 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:33,537 我对她的爱丝毫未减 I still love her as much as before. 65 00:03:33,561 --> 00:03:35,321 但总觉得少了点什么 But something is missing. 66 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:37,149 是因为她离开了吗 Is it because she left? 67 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:39,325 是因为她背叛了我吗 Is it because she betrayed me? 68 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:45,462 你是我一生的挚爱 我真的 真的对不起 You're the love of my life, and I am so, so sorry. 69 00:03:45,486 --> 00:03:46,985 就是这个 That's it. 70 00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:50,162 现在身为人类 我觉得她的脸令人作呕 Now that I am human, I find her face repulsive. 71 00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:53,426 唔 Ooh. 72 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:55,602 知道谁造成的吗 You know who caused all this? 73 00:03:55,626 --> 00:03:58,301 是那个混血灰人约瑟夫 It was that hybrid grey Joseph. 74 00:03:58,325 --> 00:04:00,303 他威胁了我的家人 哈利 He threatened my family, Harry, 75 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:01,739 我... 我不知道该怎么办 and I... I didn't know what to do. 76 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:04,089 但我... 不能再逃避了 But I... I can't run anymore. 77 00:04:04,113 --> 00:04:06,265 她看起来像个闹鬼的动物标本 She looks like a haunted piece of taxidermy. 78 00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:08,572 约瑟夫不会构成威胁了 Well, Joseph will not be a problem. 79 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:09,877 他只剩一条胳膊 He only has one arm. 80 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:10,965 他不再为灰人效力 He no longer works for the greys. 81 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:12,358 而且很丑 He's ugly. 82 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:16,144 不像你 你是丑的反义词 I mean, unlike you, who is the opposite of ugly. 83 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:18,277 还有股味道吧 Is there also a smell? 84 00:04:18,301 --> 00:04:19,974 哈利 我再也不会离开你了 Harry, I'll never leave you again. 85 00:04:19,998 --> 00:04:21,454 你是我见过的最不可思议 You're the most incredible, 86 00:04:21,478 --> 00:04:24,109 最美丽的生命 beautiful being I have ever met. 87 00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:30,289 - 而你... 你也... - 很美 - 噢 - And you... and you are also... - Beautiful. - Aww. 88 00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:34,554 我喜欢你的... 你的眼睛从脸上凸出来 I love how your... your eyes just bulge out from your face, 89 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:37,949 像... 像鱼又像鸟 like a... like a fish, but a bird. 90 00:04:37,973 --> 00:04:39,017 噢 Aww. 91 00:04:40,976 --> 00:04:42,562 不 不 No, no. 92 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:49,245 嗬 你的呼吸... 你的呼吸很... 腥膻 Ho, your breath, it's... your breath is very... Gamey. 93 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:53,771 知道吗 那是螳螂人的味 You know what, that's mantid. 94 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:56,446 抱歉 完全忘了说 Sorry, I totally forgot to mention this. 95 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:58,752 我杀了只螳螂人 吃了内脏 I killed a mantid, ate his guts. 96 00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:01,102 阿斯塔当时在场 我救了她那条小命 Asta was out there. I saved her damn life. 97 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:04,018 她没谢我 所以有点糟心 She did not thank me, so kind of messed up. 98 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:06,325 你杀了螳螂人 You killed the mantid? 99 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:08,022 - 是的 - 天大的好消息 - Yeah. - That is great news! 100 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:10,198 尸体在独木舟下面 顺便说下 It's outside under the canoe, fyi. 101 00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:11,852 是的 我给你留了些内脏 Yeah, I saved you some guts. 102 00:05:11,876 --> 00:05:13,225 你饿了吗 Are you hungry? 103 00:05:17,273 --> 00:05:18,598 我是说 真香 真香 真香 I mean, yum. Yum, yum, yum. 104 00:05:18,622 --> 00:05:19,991 但我想 现在不行 But not now, I think. 105 00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:21,514 现在不行 现在不行 Not now, not now. 106 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:23,995 好吧 我把它放这里保管 Okay, I'll put it in here for safekeeping. 107 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:25,562 你是认真的吗 Are you serious? 108 00:05:25,586 --> 00:05:28,478 听着 哈利 我知道你不确定能否信任我 Look, Harry, I know you don't know if you can trust me. 109 00:05:28,502 --> 00:05:30,567 我只想告诉你我爱你 I just wanna tell you that I love you. 110 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:32,984 我希望有一天你能原谅我 And I hope that someday you can forgive me. 111 00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:36,486 我当然原谅你 亲爱的 Of course, I forgive you, my love. 112 00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:38,749 谢谢 Thank you. 113 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:40,751 别又来了 不 Not again. No. 114 00:05:40,775 --> 00:05:42,448 我要闭着眼睛 I'm gonna keep my eyes closed 115 00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:46,147 这样就不会被那美丽分心 so I don't get distracted by all that beauty. 116 00:05:46,171 --> 00:05:50,195 亲爱的 如果我们以人类形态重聚呢 My love, what if we were to reunite in human form? 117 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:54,417 好啊 因为你离开我时就是人类 Yes, because you were a human when you left me. 118 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:56,462 我们可以假装一下 And we could just pretend. 119 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:58,421 如果你现在变成人形 If you take a human form now, 120 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:00,727 就像什么都没发生过 it will be like nothing ever happened. 121 00:06:00,751 --> 00:06:03,426 就像时间倒流 Like time has gone backwards. 122 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:05,210 那太浪漫了 That is so romantic. 123 00:06:05,234 --> 00:06:06,516 没错 Yes! 124 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:09,867 我们卧室见 I will see you in the bedroom. 125 00:06:09,891 --> 00:06:12,415 我就喜欢你揉搓你的 I love it when you rub your. 126 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:16,830 我想说 你喙周围的绒毛 I wanna say, fuzz around your beak. 127 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:18,832 对 那是我脸上的绒毛 Yeah, that's my face fuzz. 128 00:06:18,856 --> 00:06:20,312 这绝对没让你的头看起来 It definitely doesn't make your head look 129 00:06:20,336 --> 00:06:22,053 像一块发霉的水果 like a moldy piece of fruit. 130 00:06:22,077 --> 00:06:23,141 嘿 哈利 Hey, Harry. 131 00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:25,210 我湿透了 I'm drenched. 132 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:36,284 哇哦 Wow. 133 00:06:36,308 --> 00:06:37,503 信息量好大 That was a lot. 134 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:39,287 是啊 Yeah. 135 00:06:39,311 --> 00:06:42,682 抱歉 是指巨型螳螂袭击还是时光倒流 Sorry, the giant praying mantis attack or going back in time? 136 00:06:42,706 --> 00:06:44,945 我来这儿讨论在太空飞船上长大的 How is me coming here to talk about a plan for the baby 137 00:06:44,969 --> 00:06:47,339 那个孩子的计划 怎么就成了 who was raised on a spaceship the most normal part 138 00:06:47,363 --> 00:06:49,036 这次谈话最正常的部分 of this conversation? 139 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:53,214 我们还没有计划... 暂时没有 抱歉 We don't have a plan... yet. Sorry. 140 00:06:53,238 --> 00:06:55,260 我知道 我知道 我懂 I know, I know. I get it. 141 00:06:55,284 --> 00:06:58,655 我无法停止去想整件事有多糟糕 I can't stop thinking about how awful this whole thing is. 142 00:06:58,679 --> 00:07:00,831 但这太危险了 But it's too dangerous. 143 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:02,920 灰人还在监视本和凯特 The greys are still watching Ben and Kate. 144 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:06,010 从我安在他们家各处的摄像头就能看出来 It's obvious from the cameras I planted all over their house. 145 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:08,882 好了 再说一遍 我是法庭官员 Okay, again, I am an officer of the court. 146 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:11,232 请别再告诉我你们俩是怎么违法的了 Please stop telling me how you two are breaking the law! 147 00:07:11,256 --> 00:07:13,104 谁在违法 Who's breaking the law? 148 00:07:13,128 --> 00:07:15,652 就他俩 整天搞那些外星人的破事 These two, all the time with all their alien stuff. 149 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:25,116 但显然... 一场引起人们对 But obviously... A protest to bring attention 150 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:30,600 无证移民关注的抗议活动... 非常棒 to undocumented immigrants is... is very great. 151 00:07:30,624 --> 00:07:33,298 所以你们俩应该继续 So you two should keep doing that. 152 00:07:33,322 --> 00:07:35,561 好吧 下次有活动时告诉我 Well, let me know when the next one is. 153 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:36,823 我跟你们一起去 I'll come with. 154 00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:39,652 酷 Cool. 155 00:07:39,676 --> 00:07:40,697 她不知道吗 She doesn't know? 156 00:07:40,721 --> 00:07:42,220 她当然不知道 Of course she doesn't know. 157 00:07:42,244 --> 00:07:43,830 好吧 显然其他人都知道了 Well, apparently, everyone else knows. 158 00:07:43,854 --> 00:07:45,919 我说过对不起我没告诉你 I said I'm sorry I didn't tell you. 159 00:07:45,943 --> 00:07:48,400 你知道吗 能有参与感会很好 You know, it would just be nice to feel included, 160 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:50,968 尤其是在外星人想杀死我们所有人的时候 especially when aliens are trying to kill us all. 161 00:07:50,992 --> 00:07:53,710 好吧 好消息 哈利需要我们过去 Well, good news, because Harry needs us to come 162 00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:55,407 处理掉那个螳螂人尸体 get rid of that mantid alien body. 163 00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:58,497 所以 你想来吗 So, you wanna come? 164 00:07:58,521 --> 00:08:00,020 算了 Pass. 165 00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:02,153 好吧 All right. 166 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:03,589 我们只是想让你参与进来 We were just trying to include you. 167 00:08:03,613 --> 00:08:05,896 - 你是这么说的 - 是啊 - That's what you said. - Yeah. 168 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:08,812 确保你把螳螂的祈祷手势画对 Make sure you get the praying mantis prayer hands right, 169 00:08:08,836 --> 00:08:11,597 还有这些东西 and also these things. 170 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:14,600 当然还有那双大眼睛 And of course, those big old eyes. 171 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:16,950 记住 它们的眼睛不是长在正前方的 And remember, they're not front-headed eyes. 172 00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:20,345 是长在侧面的 像两个超大的监控摄像头 They're side-headed eyes, like two big-ass security cameras. 173 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:21,955 就是那种... 凸出来的那种 You know, the... the bulgy kind. 174 00:08:21,979 --> 00:08:24,915 就像你在酸奶店角落看到的那种 The ones you see, like, up in a yogurt shop in the corner. 175 00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:26,873 我还在努力捕捉那种 I'm still trying to capture the, 176 00:08:26,897 --> 00:08:28,875 "他站着的样子就像一个刚发现室友 "he was standing like a man who just found out his roommate 177 00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:30,834 穿了他最喜欢的裤子"的神情 wore his favorite pants." 178 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:32,183 好吧 听着 副警长 我没办法 Well, look, deputy, I can't help it 179 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:34,185 谁让我天生就是个比喻大师呢 好吧 if I'm a master of the simile, all right? 180 00:08:34,209 --> 00:08:35,578 你干嘛这么闷闷不乐 And why are you being so surly? 181 00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:37,318 我在那个山洞里就跟你说了 I told you in that cave, I said, 182 00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:39,190 "别喝那水 因为你会想撒尿 "don't drink that water 'cause you gonna have to piss. 183 00:08:39,214 --> 00:08:41,105 然后你很可能会错过看到外星人" And then you probably gonna miss out on seeing an alien." 184 00:08:41,129 --> 00:08:42,367 你记得吗 You remember that? 185 00:08:42,391 --> 00:08:43,977 我不记得 I don't remember that. 186 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:50,723 哦 Ooh! 187 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:54,205 好了 副警长 这简直是艺术品 Now, deputy, that there is a work of art. 188 00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:56,424 现在谁在撒尿 Who's peeing now? 189 00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:58,905 不是我 嗨 黛布拉 Not me. Hi, Debra. 190 00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:00,385 这周第三个电话了 Third call this week 191 00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:02,996 关于山上的金属大脚怪 about a metal sasquatch up on the mountain. 192 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:05,825 好的 你把它放进那个文件夹里吧 Okay, why don't you go ahead and put in that file 193 00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:08,393 我建的那个叫"疯子和公鸡投诉"的文件夹 I set up called "wackadoodles and rooster complaints." 194 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:10,158 谢谢你 黛布拉 Thank you, Debra. 195 00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:14,312 你听到了吧 And you heard that, right? 196 00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:15,792 你得告诉你那个半机械人大脚怪朋友 You'll need to tell your cyborg sasquatch friend 197 00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:17,141 他需要更隐秘一点 he needs to be a little more stealthy. 198 00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:18,751 好了 我们最不希望的就是 All right, the last thing we need 199 00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:21,624 有更多人到处报告看到怪事 is more people going around reporting seeing weird things. 200 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,016 见鬼 我们已经有个外星人能 Hell, we already got an alien that can 201 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,888 看到你拿了多少酸奶了 see how much yogurt you got. 202 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:27,238 我猜你没告诉莉娜吧 I'm assuming you haven't told Lena? 203 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:29,588 我告诉莉娜凶手是外星人了吗 Have I told Lena that the killer's an alien? 204 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:31,242 当然没有 Hell no. 205 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:32,896 我可不想让她用我以前看你的那种眼神看我 I don't need her looking at me the way I used to look at you. 206 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:35,899 不 没人需要那种眼神 No, no one needs that. 207 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:39,230 但你知道你没疯 But you know you're not crazy. 208 00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:45,299 不 我没有 No, I am not. 209 00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:05,798 螳螂人清除专家有限责任公司为您服务 Mantid removal experts llc at your service. 210 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,626 开玩笑的 我们从没干过这个 Just kidding. We've never done this before. 211 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,280 我们不是专家 We're not experts. 212 00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:11,282 我们也不是有限责任公司 We're also not an llc. 213 00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:13,850 嘿 和希瑟怎么样了 Hey, how's everything with Heather? 214 00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:17,331 她是不是... 查尔斯 Is she... Charles! 215 00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:20,030 那是什么鬼东西 What the hell is that? 216 00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:22,293 那是我们亲爱的孩子之一 That is one of our darling children. 217 00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:26,645 你应该组织一个集体大礼物 比如婴儿车 You should organize a large group gift like a stroller, 218 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:29,779 因为我们有很多围嘴和虫子了 as we have plenty of bibs and worms. 219 00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:32,869 嗨 阿斯塔 嗨 达西 Hi, asta. Hi, D'arcy. 220 00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:34,329 看来你们见到孩子们了 I see you guys met the kiddos. 221 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,310 查尔斯在哪 Where's Charles? 222 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:43,270 他... 布里奇特 He... Bridget! 223 00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:44,707 布里奇特 布里奇特 Bridget! Bridget! 224 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,665 不 不 No! No! 225 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,473 你快放下 放下 You drop it! Drop! 226 00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:52,236 放下 放下 Drop it! Drop it! 227 00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:54,499 哈哈 Ha-ha! 228 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:55,631 好了 There we go. 229 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,719 你这家伙 You! 230 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,503 他是在玩呢 他在玩 He was playing. He was playing. 231 00:10:58,527 --> 00:10:59,852 看起来更像在吃 Looked more like eating. 232 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:02,681 我打赌你现在想要他回来了 是不... 去外面玩 Bet you want him back now, don't... go play outside! 233 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:05,075 我打赌你想要 我打赌你想要 I bet you do. I bet you do. 234 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:06,729 但你根本不需要洗澡玩具 对吧 But you don't even need bath toys, do you, 235 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,861 因为你就是你自己的橡皮鸭 'cause you're your own rubber ducky? 236 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,471 是的 你就是 Yes, you are. 237 00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:12,430 是的 你就是 小宝贝 Yes, you are, little baby. 238 00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:15,738 布里奇特是个坏... 好了 我看到你们的表情了 Bridget is a bad... okay. I can see your faces. 239 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,435 什么都别说 Do not say anything. 240 00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:19,350 我想说的大概有一千件事 I wanna say, like, a thousand things. 241 00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:22,962 所以你要抚养外星鸟宝宝 So you're gonna raise alien bird babies 242 00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:24,224 尽管你是个人类 even though you're human? 243 00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:26,226 嘘 Shh! 244 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,837 希瑟不知道我是人类 Heather does not know that I am human, 245 00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,055 你们也不能告诉她 因为你们会 and you will not tell her because you will 246 00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:30,230 毁掉一切的 ruin everything if you do. 247 00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:33,016 你得告诉她真相 You have to tell her the truth. 248 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,495 也许她能接受 Maybe she'll be okay with it. 249 00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:35,758 我不知道她会不会 I do not know if she would 250 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,760 因为我不会告诉她 because I will not be telling her. 251 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,849 现在一切都很完美 Everything is perfect right now. 252 00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:42,852 嘿 哈利 能把那个袋子递给我吗 Hey, Harry, could you hand me that bag? 253 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,897 跟你们说一下 我还在哺乳期 Just so you guys know, I'm still nursing, 254 00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,029 我需要吸奶 and I need to pump. 255 00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:47,770 加油 姐妹 好样的 Get it, girl. Yeah. 256 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,230 - 完全尊重 - 不错 - Total respect. - Nice. 257 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,208 我以为还有更多 结果没有 I thought more was coming, but it wasn't. 258 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,255 天 Boy! 259 00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:21,542 量真大 Big load. 260 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,807 好了 Okay. 261 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:27,331 为明天准备好了 All set for tomorrow. 262 00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:31,814 是啊 是啊 一切都很完美 Yeah, yeah, everything's perfect. 263 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,648 孩子们都像他们的父亲 The babies take after their father. 264 00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,390 从他们的泄殖腔就能看出来 You can really see it in their cloacas. 265 00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:45,175 不了 我没事 Nope. I'm good. 266 00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:48,004 你是个好母亲 You're a good mother. 267 00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:50,160 你是个好爸爸 You are a good daddy. 268 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:56,055 那么 怎么了 爸爸 So, what's going on, daddy? 269 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:59,363 你今天有给妈妈的礼物吗 Do you have a gift for mommy today? 270 00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:00,843 我有个礼物 I got a gift. 271 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,235 就是我一直给你的那个礼物 It's the gift I've been giving ya. 272 00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:04,847 我送出去 又收回来 I give it, and I take it back. 273 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,023 好吧 那就送吧 Okay, well, give it. 274 00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,894 我会送的 I'll give it. 275 00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:10,113 我会再送一次 I'll regift it. 276 00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:11,723 对 再送给我 Yeah, regift it to me. 277 00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:14,334 但我有礼物收据 所以我能拿回来 But I have a gift receipt so I can take it back. 278 00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:15,901 但我会再送的 But I'll give it again. 279 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,511 好吧 商店要求所有商品 Well, the store is demanding all merchandise 280 00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:19,600 都得带回店里 be brought to the store. 281 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,994 然后我们要把它塞回 And then we're gonna shove it right back 282 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,300 买它的人那里 at the people who bought it. 283 00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:25,258 你可能想把你的拿回去 You might wanna take yours back. 284 00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:26,912 它有裂缝了 It's got a crack in it. 285 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:31,090 还在保修期内 所以可能会被召回 It's under warranty, so it might have a recall. 286 00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:32,396 好吗 All right? 287 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,398 - 可你是打折时买的 - 好吧 - Well, you bought it on sale. - Okay. 288 00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:36,226 所以保修无效 So the warranty doesn't count. 289 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,054 嘿 嘿 Hey! Hey! 290 00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:39,403 也许别当着孩子们的面 Maybe not in front of the kids. 291 00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,927 他们知道自己从哪来的 They know where they came from! 292 00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,277 我是说别当着我的面 I mean not in front of me. 293 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:45,322 好吧 Okay. 294 00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:46,671 哇哦 Wow. 295 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,760 你们能复合真是太好了 So great you're back together. 296 00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:52,416 不过 你的独木舟下面还有个死螳螂人 But also, there's a dead mantid under your canoe. 297 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,157 那不是问题 That's not a problem. 298 00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:57,160 我是说 我们可以把它埋了 然后在上面立个墓碑 I mean, we can just Bury it and put a headstone on top of it 299 00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,205 写上"安息吧 你个混蛋" that says, "rip, you dick." 300 00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:03,427 但我们不会那么做 因为我们 But we will not be doing that because we 301 00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:06,038 需要交换礼物 need to exchange gifts. 302 00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:10,390 哎哟 Oy. 303 00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:11,415 挺住 Stick it out! 304 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,967 你知道吗 我们来处理就行 You know, we'll just take care of it. 305 00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:24,796 我正好知道该找谁来挖坟 I actually know exactly who to call to dig a grave. 306 00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:30,802 挖坟这事你可找对人了 You came to the right gal for grave-digging. 307 00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:32,848 我高中在墓地工作时 When I worked at the cemetery in high school, 308 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,415 那些家伙叫我深坑朱迪 the guys called me deep hole Judy, 309 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:38,505 因为那是我到那儿时的外号 'cause that was my nickname when I got there. 310 00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:41,508 在墓地工作你不害怕吗 You weren't creeped out working at a cemetery? 311 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,467 不 通常不会 No, not usually. 312 00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:48,646 有个带南方口音的鬼 There was this one ghost with a southern accent. 313 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:50,909 呜 Boo. 314 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,955 嘿 这事跟那个 Hey, does this have anything to do 315 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:55,479 在逃的连环杀手有关吗 with that serial killer that's on the loose? 316 00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:57,481 - 没 - 当然没 - Nah. - Of course not. 317 00:14:57,505 --> 00:15:00,353 你知道吗 不 别告诉我 You know what? No, do not tell me. 318 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,355 我只需要知道三件事 I only need to know three things 319 00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:05,184 宽 高 深 width, height, depth. 320 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,970 4乘9乘6吗 4 by 9 by 6? 321 00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:11,669 一个4乘9乘6的坑马上就好 You gotta a 4x9x6er coming right up. 322 00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,640 好吧 我们不能坐在这什么都不做 Well, we can't just sit here and do nothing. 323 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,729 你确定你在飞船上看到达西了 And you're sure that you saw D'arcy on the ship? 324 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:32,864 第一百遍了 是的 她在那个飞船上 For the hundredth time, yes, she was on that ship. 325 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:37,347 就... 就像我有一些丢失的记忆 It's... it's like I had these memories that were lost, 326 00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:40,176 但它们开始恢复了 but they're beginning to come back. 327 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,526 她当时在场 She was there. 328 00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:45,094 好吧 那这只能说明一件事 Okay, well, then this can only mean one thing. 329 00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:47,009 没错 Exactly. 330 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,533 - 达西被绑架了 - 达西是外星人 - D'arcy was abducted. - D'arcy's an alien. 331 00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,927 两件完全不同的事 Two very different things. 332 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,711 等等 Wait. 333 00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:57,062 如果达西和我一样 她也有个孩子 What if D'arcy is like me, and she had a baby that was 334 00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:59,978 在出生前就被绑架了呢 abducted before it was born? 335 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,153 哇哦 Wow. 336 00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:02,744 有可能 That's possible. 337 00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,854 真得佩服加德纳探员 Gotta hand it to agent gardner, 338 00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,682 直接加入一个正在进行的案子 jumping into a case in progress, 339 00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:12,469 还得处理所有既有的团队动态 having to navigate all the pre-existing team dynamics. 340 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,253 但大家似乎都喜欢朱尔斯 But everyone seems to love Jules. 341 00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,647 她看起来真的融入得很好 She just really seems to be fitting right in. 342 00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:21,347 是啊 好吧 Yeah, okay. 343 00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,741 你一整晚都想告诉我什么事 There's been something you've wanted to tell me all night. 344 00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,830 我们能快点说完吗 让我猜猜 Can we just get it over with? Let me guess. 345 00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:27,571 你讨厌朱尔斯参与这个案子 You hate Jules being on this case. 346 00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:29,051 嗯 不是 Well, no. 347 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,357 你记得... 你给我讲的那个故事吗 You remember that... that story you told me 348 00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:35,100 关于你儿子玩磁力片的事 对吧 about your son playing with the magna-tiles, right? 349 00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,059 他... 他还很小 他... 他把它们 He was... he was real young, and he was... he was throwing 350 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,451 扔得到处都是 them all around somehow? 351 00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,279 其中一片正好竖着立住了 One of them landed right on its edge? 352 00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:41,411 对 那是他一生中最棒的一天 Yeah, best day of his life. 353 00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,065 是啊 很疯狂 对吧 Yeah, it was crazy, right? 354 00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:45,023 就像... 百万分之一的几率 对吧 It was like a... like a one in a million shot, right? 355 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,025 但你亲眼看到了 对吧 But you saw it with your own eyes, right? 356 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:51,160 所以有时候疯狂的事情会发生 So sometimes things that are crazy, they happen, 357 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:54,119 但它们是真的 对吧 but they're real, right? 358 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,819 说到这个 Apropos of that, 359 00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:01,300 副警长丽芙和我有理由相信 deputy Liv and I have reason to believe 360 00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:07,480 我们正在追踪的连环杀手是... that the serial killer that we're tracking is... 361 00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:11,223 一个类似八英尺高 Is an alien creature that resembles an 8-foot 362 00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:13,269 人形螳螂的外星生物 humanoid praying mantis. 363 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:15,532 你在开玩笑吧 You're kidding. 364 00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:17,403 我没有 I'm not. 365 00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:20,624 我亲眼看见它在啃一只鹿 好吗 I saw it with my own eyes, chomping on a deer, okay? 366 00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:22,408 我需要告诉你的原因是 And the reason I needed to tell you 367 00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:25,803 因为接下来 我们需要 is because as we move forward, we're gonna need to exercise 368 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,718 极其小心谨慎 an extreme amount of caution. 369 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:32,201 你看到了这个东西 这个巨型螳螂 You saw this thing, this giant praying mantis? 370 00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:33,767 没错 在树林里 That's right, in the woods. 371 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:37,099 听着 我看到了一个外星人 Listen, I saw an alien. 372 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,471 我也看到了你的脸 I also see your face. 373 00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:42,950 我明白你的意思了 I see what you did there. 374 00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,778 但你只是从怀疑的表情 But all you did was go from skeptical face 375 00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,693 变成了中性的表情 对吧 这帮不了我 to neutral face, right? That doesn't help me. 376 00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,478 我想要相信的表情 I want belief face. 377 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:49,957 你想让我说什么 What do you want me to say? 378 00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:53,115 我想要你说你相信我 I want you to say that you believe me. 379 00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,835 哇哦 Wow! 380 00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,576 所以 哇哦 好吧 原来是这样 So, wow. Okay, that's how it is. 381 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,949 你知道吗 You know what? 382 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:03,865 行吧 Fine. 383 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,368 我忘了是你开的车 I forgot you drove. 384 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:10,804 我可不想慢跑12英里 I'm not trying to jog 12 miles. 385 00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,241 也没指望你会 Wouldn't expect you to. 386 00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:15,157 好吧 所以我们回去的路上就要一路生闷气了 Okay, so we'll just have an angry car ride back? 387 00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,681 这个我绝对相信 Now, that I definitely believe. 388 00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:20,534 好吧 Okay. 389 00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:23,252 这个她信 好吧 That she believes. Okay. 390 00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:42,445 嚯 Ho! 391 00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:46,188 我是说 这坟挖得完美无瑕 I mean, this grave is flawless. 392 00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:49,974 这些角 简直就是标准的90度 These corners are, like, exactly 90 degrees. 393 00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:52,846 她怎么能把日抛隐形眼镜戴一个月 How could she wear daily contact lenses for a month 394 00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,892 却能干出这种事 but also do this? 395 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,328 我不知道 I don't know. 396 00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:59,592 她有一半时间连衬衫扣子都扣不对 She can barely button her shirt right half the time. 397 00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:01,768 好了 Okay. 398 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:04,684 一 二 三 One, two, three! 399 00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:08,210 好了 Okay. 400 00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,646 行了 All right. 401 00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,672 螳螂人从我们的待办事项上划掉了 That's the mantid off our to-do list. 402 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,262 下一项 本和凯特的孩子 Next up, Ben and Kate's baby? 403 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:19,612 好了 你知道我们还不能把她送回去 Okay, you know we can't take her back yet. 404 00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,745 是啊 我知道 Yeah, I know. 405 00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:24,443 这情况快把我逼疯了 The situation is just driving me insane. 406 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,229 我知道现在情况很糟 I know things are really bad right now, 407 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:28,491 但我们必须坚持下去 but we just have to stay the course 408 00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,908 并且相信一切都会好起来的 and know everything is gonna be okay. 409 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,238 朱迪给你发调查问卷了吗 Did Judy send you a survey? 410 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,240 发了 我给了她五星好评 Yeah. I gave her five stars. 411 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:39,893 我的意思是 看看这个 I mean, look at this. 412 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,397 是啊 我也是 Yeah, same. 413 00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,117 嘿 Hey. 414 00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:47,901 记住 要含蓄点 好吗 Remember, be subtle, okay? 415 00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:51,035 我们不能让她知道我们已经看穿她了 We can't tip her off that we're on to her. 416 00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:52,428 嗨 Hi. 417 00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:55,082 嘿 白天约酒吗 Hey. Day drink date? 418 00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:56,693 好啊 Yeah. 419 00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:59,110 还记得你说我被外星人绑架了吗 Remember when you said I was abducted by aliens? 420 00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:04,527 有点印象 Sorta. 421 00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:07,094 我记得我经常开玩笑 I remember that I joke around a lot. 422 00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:09,271 而且我也经常喝醉 And also, I'm drunk a lot. 423 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,447 - 所以谁知道我说过什么呢 - 对吧 - So who knows what I've said? - Right? 424 00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,971 谁知道本有一半时间在说什么 And who knows what Ben is saying half the time. 425 00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,538 我说得对吗 或者为什么说 Am I right? Or why. 426 00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:17,366 - 这不错 - 他为什么这么说 - That's good. - Why he's saying it. 427 00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,759 - 好吧 - 是啊 对 - All right. - Yeah, right. 428 00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:22,936 你们得尝尝特调的玛格丽特 You know, you guys need to try the special margaritas. 429 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,397 我马上回来 I will be right back. 430 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,269 那是什么鬼 What the hell was that? 431 00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:29,813 该死 该死 该死 该死 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 432 00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:31,249 我试探了一下 I took a shot. 433 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,361 你失手了 You missed. 434 00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:42,304 抱歉 他... 他现在对外星人很着迷 Sorry, he's... he's all into aliens right now 435 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:44,001 因为我们最近看了一部纪录片 because we watched a documentary 436 00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:45,611 关于外星人的 about aliens recently. 437 00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:48,527 是啊 内容很劲爆 最近播的 Yeah, it was wild stuff. It was on recently. 438 00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:49,876 我说过了 I said that. 439 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:52,792 纪录片讲的是这些外星人 The documentary is about how these aliens, 440 00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:55,534 如何从女人的子宫里绑架婴儿 they abduct babies from women's wombs. 441 00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:58,755 然后他们... 他们带走子宫里的婴儿 And then they... they take the womb babies, 442 00:20:58,779 --> 00:21:01,801 在太空飞船上抚养他们 and they raise them on spaceships. 443 00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:04,021 我的天 Hoo, boy! 444 00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:05,283 你能信吗 Can you believe that? 445 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,633 我不敢信 I can't believe it. 446 00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:09,156 我也不会信 And I won't. 447 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:14,858 你真得好奇现在是谁在编这些东西 You gotta wonder who makes these things up these days. 448 00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:17,164 我从没生过孩子 I've never had a baby. 449 00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:18,340 所以我没... 我没法感同身受 So I don't... I'm not in the headspace. 450 00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:19,863 或者你生过 Or have you? 451 00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:22,996 而你不会知道外星人是否已经把它带走了 And you would not know if an alien had already taken it. 452 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:26,086 好吧 亲爱的 她至少会知道自己是否怀孕了 Well, honey, she would know if she was pregnant, at least. 453 00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:28,915 等等 我觉得问她是否怀孕 Well, hang on, I think that that's an hr violation 454 00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:30,395 违反了人力资源规定 to ask if she was pregnant. 455 00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:32,658 好吧 我们又不在办公室 Okay, well, we're not in an office. 456 00:21:32,682 --> 00:21:34,007 而且我没问 And I didn't ask. 457 00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:36,880 我只是假设性地说的 I just said it hypothetically. 458 00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:38,055 你怀过孕吗 Have you been pregnant? 459 00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:39,709 好了 这违反人力资源规定了 Okay, that's an hr violation. 460 00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:42,146 是的 Yeah, it is. 461 00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:43,737 我感觉被冒犯了 And I'm pretty triggered. 462 00:21:45,216 --> 00:21:46,783 我去透透气 I'm gonna get some air. 463 00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:54,704 子宫婴儿 Womb babies? 464 00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:03,210 哦 Ooh! 465 00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:04,299 那是我的外套 That is my jacket. 466 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,672 谢谢 Thank you. 467 00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:09,478 我找不到毯子 I could not find a blanket. 468 00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:11,697 我不喜欢冷 I do not like being cold. 469 00:22:11,721 --> 00:22:13,699 所以你每次都这样 So is this what you do every time 470 00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:15,222 把病人转到布拉多克去吗 you refer a patient to braddock? 471 00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:19,052 根据我们的记录 你九成的时间都这么干 Which, according to our records, is 90% of the time. 472 00:22:19,076 --> 00:22:23,405 我现在是人类了 有着和你一样愚蠢的人类大脑 I am human now, with a stupid human brain just like yours. 473 00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:25,668 我不可能在五秒钟内学会如何 I cannot learn how to operate on a diseased 474 00:22:25,692 --> 00:22:27,800 为一个病变的胆囊做手术 gallbladder in five seconds. 475 00:22:27,824 --> 00:22:30,977 我的病人应该庆幸我在躲着他们 My patients should be grateful I'm hiding from them. 476 00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:33,047 但你还在做心理治疗 But you're still taking therapy sessions. 477 00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:37,244 心理治疗就是听人抱怨 Therapy is just listening to complaints. 478 00:22:37,268 --> 00:22:38,811 好吧 Okay. 479 00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:43,294 所以你今晚和本约的这个晚间治疗 So this late session that you scheduled with Ben tonight 480 00:22:43,318 --> 00:22:45,427 是为了他的心理健康 对吧 is about his mental health, right, 481 00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:47,559 而不是为了躲着希瑟 and not about you avoiding Heather so you don't 482 00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:49,213 好不用告诉她你是人类 have to tell her you're a human? 483 00:22:49,237 --> 00:22:52,762 我才是那个假治疗师 不是你 I'm supposed to be the fake therapist, not you. 484 00:22:54,329 --> 00:22:57,811 哈利 你不能再这样下去了 Harry, you can't keep doing this. 485 00:22:59,639 --> 00:23:03,270 真正的关系是建立在诚实之上的 Real relationships are built on honesty. 486 00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:04,881 如果你隐藏了部分的自己 If you hide parts of yourself, 487 00:23:04,905 --> 00:23:06,883 那你就不是真实的 then you're not being authentic. 488 00:23:06,907 --> 00:23:10,495 希瑟有权知道真实的你是什么样的 And Heather deserves to know who you really are. 489 00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:14,586 或者她有权获得快乐吗 Or does she deserve to be happy? 490 00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:16,632 因为如果我永远不告诉她我是人类 Because if I never tell her I'm human 491 00:23:16,656 --> 00:23:19,461 而她也一直保持人类形态 and she always stays in her human form, 492 00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:20,964 那我们俩就都会快乐 then we will both be happy. 493 00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:24,881 本和凯特知道我在飞船上 Ben and Kate know I was on the ship! 494 00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:34,693 - 他们这么说了吗 - 没有 - They said that? - No. 495 00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:35,825 但他们知道孩子的事 But they know about the baby, 496 00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:36,913 他们也知道我知道孩子的事 and they know I know about the baby. 497 00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:38,828 镇长夫人知道孩子的事 Mrs. Mayor knows about the baby. 498 00:23:38,852 --> 00:23:41,004 是在一次催眠治疗中说出来的 It came out in a hypnosis session. 499 00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:44,486 我猜是她在他们某次 I assume that she told Mr. Mayor during one of their 500 00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:48,881 身穿皮衣 浑身是油 性感刺激 乳夹加持的性爱冒险中告诉镇长先生的 leather-clad, oily, sexy, nipple-clamp sex adventures. 501 00:23:48,905 --> 00:23:51,101 你为什么不告诉我们 Why didn't you tell us? 502 00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:53,973 因为他们的性生活是私密的 Because their sex life is private 503 00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:55,061 是医生和病人之间的隐私 between their doctor and their patient. 504 00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:56,846 - 我尊重这点 - 是关于孩子的事 - I respect that. - About the baby. 505 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:02,199 也许我在月球上的灰人监狱里待了一个月 Maybe I was in a grey jail on the moon for a month. 506 00:24:02,223 --> 00:24:04,462 凯特知道这事跟我有关吗 Does Kate know I have anything to do with it? 507 00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,072 不 No. 508 00:24:06,096 --> 00:24:09,424 她只有在飞船上看到你之前的记忆 She only has memories from before she saw you on the ship. 509 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:12,514 但其他记忆有可能 But it is possible that the other memories 510 00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:15,517 开始自己恢复了 are starting to come back on their own. 511 00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:18,476 所以他们知道是灰人带走了孩子 So they know the greys took the baby. 512 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:21,523 我们得告诉他们 至少孩子是安全的 We have to tell them, that she's safe at least. 513 00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:23,438 你为什么不直接把孩子放进信封里 Why don't you just put the baby in an envelope 514 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,440 直接寄给灰人呢 and mail it straight to the greys? 515 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,790 他说的对 He's right. 516 00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:30,183 我们看到光球在审问她 We saw the orbs interrogating her. 517 00:24:30,207 --> 00:24:33,578 如果我们告诉凯特孩子没事 灰人就会知道 If we tell Kate that the baby is okay, the greys will know. 518 00:24:33,602 --> 00:24:36,973 然后他们就会来找我们要孩子 And then they'll just come after us to get the baby. 519 00:24:36,997 --> 00:24:39,976 所以我们就什么都不做吗 So we're just not doing anything? 520 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,281 我们怎么能接受这个 How are we okay with this? 521 00:24:41,305 --> 00:24:43,980 难道就没人为此感到困扰吗 Is nobody else bothered by this? 522 00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:45,982 是的 我很困扰 Yes, I am bothered by it. 523 00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:47,616 但主要是我很冷 But mostly, I'm cold. 524 00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:52,969 而且这件外套非常合身 And this jacket fits like a glove. 525 00:24:58,322 --> 00:25:00,213 出去 Get out. 526 00:25:00,237 --> 00:25:02,955 你确定这就是迈克看到螳螂人的地方吗 You sure this is the spot Mike saw the mantid? 527 00:25:02,979 --> 00:25:05,305 是的 我认得我躲在后面的那棵树 Yeah, I recognize the tree I was behind. 528 00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:07,917 那是棵完美的撒尿树 It was the perfect pea tree, 529 00:25:07,941 --> 00:25:10,615 有两个像车把一样的小树枝 two small limbs like handlebars. 530 00:25:10,639 --> 00:25:12,356 你怎么知道它会回到这里 How do you even know it's gonna come back here? 531 00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:16,186 我不知道 但我们得试试 I don't, but we have to try something. 532 00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:18,449 如果我们不能向莉娜证明 Lena's gonna get hurt if we can't prove to her 533 00:25:18,473 --> 00:25:20,190 外面到底有什么 她会受伤的 what's really out there. 534 00:25:20,214 --> 00:25:22,801 我觉得这事可能两成是为了莉娜 I feel like maybe this is 20% about Lena 535 00:25:22,825 --> 00:25:24,499 八成是为了你能拍到照片 and 80% about you getting a photo 536 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,719 好让你终于能看到一个外星人 so you can finally see an alien. 537 00:25:27,743 --> 00:25:30,505 九成是后者 90% the last one. 538 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,943 除了我 每个人都看到了外星人 Everyone gets to see an alien but me. 539 00:25:33,967 --> 00:25:35,988 连你都在 Even you saw the Loch Ness monster 540 00:25:36,012 --> 00:25:37,579 出国那学期看到了尼斯湖水怪 during your semester abroad. 541 00:25:40,408 --> 00:25:42,560 你确定那不是一根大木头吗 Are you sure it wasn't just a big log? 542 00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:44,823 我以为我们应该互相支持的 I thought we were supposed to be supportive of each other? 543 00:25:44,847 --> 00:25:46,521 我知道 抱歉 I know. Sorry. 544 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,938 我只是嫉妒 I'm just jealous. 545 00:25:53,943 --> 00:25:55,878 嗨 Hi! 546 00:25:55,902 --> 00:25:57,836 今天过得怎么样 How was your day? 547 00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:59,427 我是人类 I'm a human! 548 00:26:01,385 --> 00:26:03,059 还行 It was okay. 549 00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:04,451 我办公室里有只苍蝇 There was a fly in my office. 550 00:26:04,475 --> 00:26:06,018 哦 Ooh! 551 00:26:06,042 --> 00:26:09,239 对你来说肯定很难吧 人类 That must have been so hard for you, human. 552 00:26:09,263 --> 00:26:11,894 你肯定很烦躁 You must have been so annoyed. 553 00:26:11,918 --> 00:26:13,678 你喜欢这套人类的东西吗 You like this human stuff? 554 00:26:13,702 --> 00:26:15,071 好吧 Okay. 555 00:26:15,095 --> 00:26:16,507 我现在是人类 Well, I'm human right now. 556 00:26:16,531 --> 00:26:18,857 我们晚饭前去活动活动开开胃吧 Let's go work up an appetite before dinner. 557 00:26:18,881 --> 00:26:20,598 不 不 No, no. 558 00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:25,584 希瑟 我亲爱的... 我现在其实是个人类 Heather, my darling... I'm actually a human now. 559 00:26:28,108 --> 00:26:32,436 灰人 他们偷走了我的能量 The greys, they stole my energy. 560 00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:35,918 我不再有外星形态了 I no longer have an alien form. 561 00:26:35,942 --> 00:26:38,398 只有这一个 Just this one. 562 00:26:38,422 --> 00:26:39,661 什么 What? 563 00:26:39,685 --> 00:26:41,532 自从你回来 我就一直是人类了 I've been human ever since you came back. 564 00:26:41,556 --> 00:26:43,360 所以当你让我变形时 That's why when you ask me to change, 565 00:26:43,384 --> 00:26:45,580 我总是说不 因为我做不到 I always say no because I cannot. 566 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:46,755 对不起 I'm sorry. 567 00:26:46,779 --> 00:26:48,084 这是事实 It's the truth. 568 00:26:55,962 --> 00:26:59,028 你愿意嫁给我吗 Will you marry me? 569 00:26:59,052 --> 00:27:01,334 什么 What? 570 00:27:01,358 --> 00:27:03,119 你是我一生的挚爱 哈利 You're the love of my life, Harry, 571 00:27:03,143 --> 00:27:04,729 不管你是不是外星人 whether you're alien or not. 572 00:27:04,753 --> 00:27:08,603 好啊 当然了 我爸妈会非常非常生气 Yeah, sure, okay, my parents are gonna be very, very angry 573 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,499 因为他们超级歧视人类 但是... 'cause they're super racist against humans, but... 574 00:27:12,979 --> 00:27:18,656 但我还有别的事要问你 But there is something else that I need to ask you. 575 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,703 你希望我以人类形态面对你 You want me to stay in human form to you. 576 00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:23,424 当你还是鸟人的时候 When you are avian. 577 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,081 我觉得它没那么... 有吸引力 I don't find it as... Attractive? 578 00:27:29,735 --> 00:27:32,148 它非常吓人 像一只秃鹫 It's very intimidating, like a vulture. 579 00:27:33,913 --> 00:27:37,806 或者像一只过于热情的鸭子 咬了你的手指 Or like a too eager duck who bites your finger 580 00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:39,242 而不是面包 instead of the bread. 581 00:27:39,266 --> 00:27:43,159 哈利 听着 我... 我希望你跟我在一起时能舒服 Harry, look, I... I want you to be comfortable with me. 582 00:27:43,183 --> 00:27:46,075 如果你希望我只有一个可怜的阴道 If you want me to just have one measly vagina, 583 00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:47,729 我就会那么做 that's what I'll do. 584 00:27:47,753 --> 00:27:49,232 你愿意为我这么做吗 You would do that for me? 585 00:27:52,192 --> 00:27:55,108 - 所以呢 - 我的天 - So? - My god! 586 00:27:58,546 --> 00:28:01,133 - 那我跪下吗 - 我想是吧 我不知道 - Do I get down, then? - I think. I don't 587 00:28:01,157 --> 00:28:02,526 我觉得我们跪下 你站着 I feel like we get down and you're up. 588 00:28:02,550 --> 00:28:05,094 - 我不知道 感觉很怪 - 我只是... - I don't know. It feels weird. - I just... 589 00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:07,531 是的 我愿意嫁给你 Yes! I will marry you! 590 00:28:07,555 --> 00:28:08,750 太好了 Great! 591 00:28:08,774 --> 00:28:10,732 - 你好 - 你好 - Hello! - Hello! 592 00:28:15,084 --> 00:28:16,975 你父母有多歧视人类 How racist are your parents? 593 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,742 相当歧视 Pretty racist. 594 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:31,033 选个五彩斑斓的怎么样 What about one with all of the colors? 595 00:28:31,057 --> 00:28:32,164 好 Yes. 596 00:28:32,188 --> 00:28:34,210 你肯定该那么做 That's for sure what you should do. 597 00:28:34,234 --> 00:28:36,995 我可能会选 比如 这个浅便便色 And I'll do maybe, like, this light doo-doo. 598 00:28:38,673 --> 00:28:40,129 我只知道 我想 All I know is, I think 599 00:28:40,153 --> 00:28:42,697 我的伴娘会是我妹妹 my maid of honor will be my sister. 600 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,786 - 好的 - 你的伴郎是谁 - Okay. - Who will be your best man? 601 00:28:44,810 --> 00:28:46,918 阿斯塔 Asta. 602 00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:48,441 酷 Cool. 603 00:28:48,465 --> 00:28:50,685 你最好的朋友是个女人有点怪 不过... Kind of weird that your best friend is a woman, but... 604 00:28:53,862 --> 00:28:54,862 爸 Dad? 605 00:28:57,387 --> 00:28:59,496 那是你父亲吗 That is your father? 606 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,672 爸 你在这里干什么 Dad, what are you doing here? 607 00:29:01,696 --> 00:29:03,282 你好啊 希瑟先生 Well, hello, Mr. Heather. 608 00:29:03,306 --> 00:29:04,675 我能... I can... 609 00:29:04,699 --> 00:29:06,416 混蛋 Son of a bitch! 610 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,506 - 爸 不 - 不 不 - Dad, no! - No! No! 611 00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:11,271 时代不同了 爸 It's a different time, dad! 612 00:29:12,838 --> 00:29:14,554 你以为我会在乎卡迈克尔太太说什么吗 You think I care what Mrs. Carmichael says? 613 00:29:14,578 --> 00:29:17,079 她可以去吃屎 She can eat a dick. 614 00:29:17,103 --> 00:29:20,125 我不要你的钱 我们也不需要你的钱 I don't want your money, and we don't need your money. 615 00:29:20,149 --> 00:29:22,737 等等 等等 他在房梁上 Wait, wait. He's in the rafters! 616 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,217 他在房梁上 He's in the rafters! 617 00:29:25,241 --> 00:29:29,221 先生 Sir! 618 00:29:29,245 --> 00:29:32,616 我只想说我理解您很生气 I just want to say I understand that you're upset. 619 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,966 但我期待着那一刻 But I look forward to the moment 620 00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:38,753 我能真正叫您一声岳父 that I actually get to call you dad. 621 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:41,233 爸 住手 Dad, stop it! 622 00:29:41,257 --> 00:29:43,105 来啊 来啊 Come on! Come on! 623 00:29:43,129 --> 00:29:44,129 你在哪 Where are you? 624 00:29:47,089 --> 00:29:48,850 我没碰过她的泄殖腔 I haven't touched her cloaca. 625 00:29:48,874 --> 00:29:51,050 我保证 I promise! 626 00:30:03,105 --> 00:30:05,562 是啊 抱歉 打烊后不接待醉鬼 Yeah, sorry, no drunks after closing. 627 00:30:05,586 --> 00:30:07,129 别这样 Come on. 628 00:30:07,153 --> 00:30:10,610 难道就不能顺路帮个老朋友吗 Can't a guy just stop by to help an old friend? 629 00:30:10,634 --> 00:30:12,917 能 但从没帮过 Can. Never has. 630 00:30:12,941 --> 00:30:15,267 你这么晚在外面干嘛 What are you doing out so late? 631 00:30:15,291 --> 00:30:18,880 我只是出来散散步 清理一下思绪 I was just out taking a walk to clear my head 632 00:30:18,904 --> 00:30:20,751 听听自己的想法 and listen to my thoughts. 633 00:30:20,775 --> 00:30:22,405 我试过一次 I tried that once. 634 00:30:22,429 --> 00:30:24,711 不喜欢 Not a fan. 635 00:30:24,735 --> 00:30:28,977 你知道我其实在想什么吗 是... You know what I was thinking about, actually, was... 636 00:30:29,001 --> 00:30:32,961 你过来告诉我我被绑架的那个晚上 That night that you came over to tell me I was abducted. 637 00:30:37,139 --> 00:30:43,687 我想我在那次露营时被外星人绑架了 I think that I was abducted by aliens on that camping trip. 638 00:30:43,711 --> 00:30:46,845 那次 还有之后的大概一百万次 Then and, like, a million times since. 639 00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:50,239 我想你是对的 I think that you were right. 640 00:30:51,937 --> 00:30:53,416 那听起来不像我 That doesn't sound like me. 641 00:30:55,418 --> 00:30:57,856 达西 我知道你知道些什么 D'arce, I know that you know something. 642 00:30:59,379 --> 00:31:02,445 也许... 也许你觉得跟凯特说这事很奇怪 And maybe... maybe you felt weird talking to Kate about it 643 00:31:02,469 --> 00:31:03,838 所以你才没说 and that's why you didn't, 644 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,491 但你知道你可以跟我说 but you know that you can talk to me. 645 00:31:05,515 --> 00:31:08,277 是啊 我知道 所以我们现在在谈 Yeah, I know. That's why we're talking now. 646 00:31:08,301 --> 00:31:10,540 你好 你好吗 先生 Hello! How are you, sir? 647 00:31:10,564 --> 00:31:12,150 今天天气怎么样 How is the weather today? 648 00:31:12,174 --> 00:31:14,587 你的股票怎么样了 涨了还是跌了 How are your stocks? Are they up? Are they down? 649 00:31:14,611 --> 00:31:16,024 不 别这样 我是认真的 No, come on. I'm serious. 650 00:31:16,048 --> 00:31:19,703 我是说 你知道在我面前你可以做自己 I mean, you know that you can be yourself around me. 651 00:31:21,488 --> 00:31:22,726 是啊 Yeah. 652 00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:25,642 我知道 I know. 653 00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:27,209 你怎么知道我没有 How do you know I'm not? 654 00:31:27,233 --> 00:31:29,888 我认识的你可是相当直白的 The you that I know is pretty blatantly honest. 655 00:31:31,411 --> 00:31:34,912 记得高中时 你告诉了我你对我的感觉 Remember in high school, you told me how you felt about me, 656 00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:36,871 我也有同样的感觉 但我只是 and I felt the same way, but I was just 657 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,612 太害怕了不敢说 too scared to say anything. 658 00:31:39,636 --> 00:31:41,440 但你没有 But you weren't. 659 00:31:41,464 --> 00:31:44,487 现在就是那个时候 好吗 This is that, okay? 660 00:31:44,511 --> 00:31:49,927 所以如果有什么我需要知道的事 So if there is anything that I need to know about 661 00:31:49,951 --> 00:31:52,843 而你没告诉我... that you're not telling me... 662 00:31:52,867 --> 00:31:57,916 任何事 即使是关于外星人的 Anything, even if it's about aliens. 663 00:31:59,874 --> 00:32:01,920 我需要你请你告诉我 I need you to please tell me. 664 00:32:04,183 --> 00:32:05,682 没有 No. 665 00:32:05,706 --> 00:32:07,012 没什么 Nothing. 666 00:32:08,709 --> 00:32:10,102 你发誓吗 You swear? 667 00:32:13,409 --> 00:32:16,562 我发誓 I swear. 668 00:32:16,586 --> 00:32:20,305 以方丹太太的福特嘉年华发誓 On Mrs. Fontaine's Ford fiesta. 669 00:32:20,329 --> 00:32:22,418 呕吐彗星 Vomit comet? 670 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,947 对 是的 Yeah. Yep. 671 00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:37,781 好吧 Okay. 672 00:32:41,742 --> 00:32:43,285 晚安 Have a good night. 673 00:33:06,854 --> 00:33:09,267 喂 Hello? 674 00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:10,442 朱迪 Juje? 675 00:33:10,466 --> 00:33:12,531 什么事 What? 676 00:33:12,555 --> 00:33:14,316 想喝一杯吗 You up for a drink? 677 00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:15,795 想 Yeah. 678 00:33:15,819 --> 00:33:18,605 我在59号等你 I'll meet you at the 59. 679 00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:31,096 我到了 I'm here! 680 00:33:35,926 --> 00:33:39,297 你爸在土豆泥里拉屎了 Your dad crapped in the mashed potatoes. 681 00:33:39,321 --> 00:33:43,171 我... 我想我能把上面那层刮掉 I... I bet I could scrape that off the top. 682 00:33:43,195 --> 00:33:45,042 拉屎就代表游戏结束了 Crap is a game over situation. 683 00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:47,697 你得把那整盆都扔掉 You're gonna wanna throw that whole thing out. 684 00:33:47,721 --> 00:33:49,090 还有那个碗 And the bowl. 685 00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:51,551 - 好的 - 还有勺子 - Okay. - And the spoon. 686 00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:57,165 哈利 怎么了 Harry, what's wrong? 687 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:02,016 我们这样行不通 This isn't going to work. 688 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,844 不不不不 我知道我爸很生气 No, no, no, no. I know my dad was angry. 689 00:34:04,868 --> 00:34:07,108 显然 他非常生气 Obviously, he was so angry. 690 00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:09,066 但我觉得他最近健身很猛 But I think he's been working out a ton, 691 00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:11,329 那肯定是类固醇的缘故 and that had to be the steroids. 692 00:34:11,353 --> 00:34:14,506 他说如果我们结婚 He said that if we get married, 693 00:34:14,530 --> 00:34:17,881 你就再也见不到他和你妈妈了 that you will never see him or your mother again. 694 00:34:19,144 --> 00:34:20,730 我不在乎那个 I don't care about that. 695 00:34:20,754 --> 00:34:22,340 不 你在乎 Yes, you do. 696 00:34:22,364 --> 00:34:24,429 你离开我是因为约瑟夫威胁了你的家人 You left me because Joseph threatened your family. 697 00:34:24,453 --> 00:34:27,476 他们显然对你意味着一切 They obviously mean everything to you. 698 00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:29,173 你会失去他们的 You would lose that. 699 00:34:29,197 --> 00:34:32,350 但如果能和你在一起就值得 Well, it's worth it if I'm with you, 700 00:34:32,374 --> 00:34:34,091 好吗 因为我们现在才是一家人 okay, because we're the family now 701 00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:35,595 你 我 还有孩子们 you, me, the kids. 702 00:34:42,950 --> 00:34:44,169 不 No. 703 00:34:46,649 --> 00:34:48,086 你很恶心 You're disgusting. 704 00:34:49,435 --> 00:34:50,542 你说什么 What was that? 705 00:34:50,566 --> 00:34:52,196 对不起 I'm sorry. 706 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:56,331 不 我是说... 人类语言太笨拙了 No, I mean... human language is so clumsy. 707 00:34:56,355 --> 00:34:59,899 我的意思是 我觉得你很恶心 I meant to say I find you disgusting. 708 00:34:59,923 --> 00:35:02,293 是的 听起来还是不怎么样 Yes, it's still not great. 709 00:35:02,317 --> 00:35:06,123 你的人类形态是我唯一能理解的 Your human form is all that I can understand. 710 00:35:06,147 --> 00:35:09,300 你太伟大了 不该和一个 You are too great to have to live with someone 711 00:35:09,324 --> 00:35:11,911 已经没有感官来欣赏 who no longer has the senses to appreciate 712 00:35:11,935 --> 00:35:15,089 你的一切的人生活在一起 everything that you are. 713 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:17,743 我的视觉光谱受限 My visual spectrum is restricted. 714 00:35:17,767 --> 00:35:23,227 我再也不能用全身闻你了 I can no longer smell you with my entire body. 715 00:35:23,251 --> 00:35:26,578 我的味觉迟钝 触觉麻木 My taste is muted. My touch is numb. 716 00:35:26,602 --> 00:35:30,843 你真实的样子让我想吐 Your true form makes me want to vomit. 717 00:35:30,867 --> 00:35:33,933 好吧 如果我让你想吐 孩子们可以吃掉它 Well, if I make you sick, the kids can eat it. 718 00:35:33,957 --> 00:35:36,327 我们能行的 我知道我们能行 We can make this work. I know we can. 719 00:35:36,351 --> 00:35:37,546 不 No. 720 00:35:37,570 --> 00:35:40,660 你值得拥有我们以前拥有的一切 You deserve to have what we had before. 721 00:35:42,705 --> 00:35:45,249 我再也给不了你那些了 I can no longer give you that. 722 00:35:45,273 --> 00:35:46,772 我只是 I am only what is left 723 00:35:46,796 --> 00:35:49,079 在所有美好被夺走后剩下的残骸 after everything good has been taken away. 724 00:35:49,103 --> 00:35:51,560 不 不 那不是真的 No. No, that is not true. 725 00:35:51,584 --> 00:35:53,562 你知道那是真的 You know that it is. 726 00:35:59,244 --> 00:36:01,289 你至少能再给我念一首你的诗吗 Can you at least tell me one more of your poems? 727 00:36:02,986 --> 00:36:05,356 用你的语言说 Say it in your language. 728 00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:08,166 我一直觉得它很美 I've always found it so beautiful. 729 00:36:10,255 --> 00:36:13,451 我愿意为你做任何事 I would do anything for you. 730 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:46,718 我之前很生气 I was upset. 731 00:37:46,742 --> 00:37:49,068 我把事情个人化了 而且反应过度了 I took things personally and overreacted. 732 00:37:49,092 --> 00:37:51,486 我道歉 And I apologize. 733 00:37:52,835 --> 00:37:54,204 好吧 Okay. 734 00:37:54,228 --> 00:37:55,640 哇哦 你效率真高 Wow, very efficient of you. 735 00:37:55,664 --> 00:37:57,163 我磨练了我的技巧 I've honed my skills. 736 00:37:57,187 --> 00:38:00,036 你希望伴侣有的品质是持续不断 What you want in a partner is a constant willingness 737 00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:01,211 进步的意愿 to improve. 738 00:38:01,235 --> 00:38:02,517 我同意这点 I agree with that. 739 00:38:02,541 --> 00:38:05,302 但是... 别担心 But... and don't worry. 740 00:38:05,326 --> 00:38:08,436 我不是要你相信外星人 好吗 I'm not asking you to believe in aliens, okay? 741 00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:09,828 我们不必相信同样的事情 We don't have to believe in the same things, 742 00:38:09,852 --> 00:38:11,656 就像我们并非事事都意见一致 just like we don't agree on everything. 743 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,832 见鬼 我能想到很多我们意见不合的事 Hell, I can think of lots of things we don't agree on. 744 00:38:13,856 --> 00:38:15,356 法式焦糖布丁很好吃 Crème brûlée is delicious. 745 00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:17,358 它很恶心 It's disgusting. 746 00:38:17,382 --> 00:38:22,450 总之 我需要保护我爱的人的安全 Anyway, I need to keep the people that I love safe. 747 00:38:22,474 --> 00:38:24,669 所以... So... 748 00:38:24,693 --> 00:38:28,238 即使你不相信我 也请相信这点 Even if you don't believe me, please believe this. 749 00:38:28,262 --> 00:38:31,589 你面对的是 What you are up against 750 00:38:31,613 --> 00:38:34,375 世界上最危险的东西 is the most dangerous thing in the world. 751 00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:36,986 所以我需要你保证 So I need you to promise that 752 00:38:37,010 --> 00:38:38,422 当你在外面调查的时候 while you're out there investigating, 753 00:38:38,446 --> 00:38:41,120 你会格外小心 that you're gonna be extra careful. 754 00:38:41,144 --> 00:38:43,949 因为我不能 'Cause I can't 755 00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:46,169 我不能失去你 我无法承受 I can't lose you. I couldn't stand it. 756 00:38:46,193 --> 00:38:48,021 我保证 I promise. 757 00:38:50,110 --> 00:38:51,522 好的 Okay. 758 00:38:51,546 --> 00:38:57,180 现在 你之前说的那句是什么来着 Now, what was that thing you said before? 759 00:38:57,204 --> 00:39:00,792 关于爱我的话 Something about loving me? 760 00:39:00,816 --> 00:39:02,925 嗯 我是说 我 Well, I mean, I 761 00:39:02,949 --> 00:39:04,579 我不知道 也许吧 我说过很多话 I don't know. Maybe. I say lots of things. 762 00:39:04,603 --> 00:39:05,928 你爱我 You love me. 763 00:39:05,952 --> 00:39:10,759 我是说 如果你听到的是这个 那... I mean, if that's what you heard, then... 764 00:39:10,783 --> 00:39:15,135 你听到的是这个因为我说的就是这个 That's what you heard because that's what I said. 765 00:39:16,571 --> 00:39:18,984 我爱你 I love you. 766 00:39:19,008 --> 00:39:20,445 我也爱你 I love you too. 767 00:39:21,968 --> 00:39:23,883 - 好的 - 那好吧 - Okay. - Okay, then. 768 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,452 好吧 Okay. 769 00:39:31,064 --> 00:39:33,521 我以为对希瑟坦白我的身份 I thought being honest with Heather about who I am 770 00:39:33,545 --> 00:39:35,871 会让我感觉好一点 would make me feel better. 771 00:39:35,895 --> 00:39:39,831 但现在我感觉更糟了 她也是 But now I feel worse, and so does she. 772 00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:42,791 也许这就是人类隐藏自己感受的原因 Maybe this is why humans hide how they feel. 773 00:39:42,815 --> 00:39:46,427 做真实的自己太痛苦了 Being your true self hurts too much. 774 00:39:57,438 --> 00:40:00,591 别担心 这是杏仁奶 Don't worry. It's almond milk. 775 00:40:00,615 --> 00:40:04,489 我真不敢相信我这么讨厌牛奶 I cannot believe I hate cow milk so much. 776 00:40:06,578 --> 00:40:11,254 但我也讨厌自己这么爱杏仁奶 But then I hate myself for loving almond milk this much. 777 00:40:11,278 --> 00:40:13,343 我就是个俗气小妞（指随大流的人） I'm a basic bitch. 778 00:40:13,367 --> 00:40:14,997 你是人类 You're human. 779 00:40:15,021 --> 00:40:16,520 仅此而已 That's all. 780 00:40:16,544 --> 00:40:18,609 我为你感到骄傲 And I'm proud of you. 781 00:40:18,633 --> 00:40:20,437 你知道 这肯定不容易 You know, it can't have been easy, 782 00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:21,830 但你做了正确的事 but you did the right thing. 783 00:40:21,854 --> 00:40:23,875 你把希瑟的需求置于自己之上 You put Heather's needs above your own. 784 00:40:23,899 --> 00:40:27,488 就像你对杰伊做的那样 It's like you did with Jay. 785 00:40:27,512 --> 00:40:28,600 是啊 Yeah. 786 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:35,496 你一定真的很爱她和你的鸟宝宝们 You must truly love her and your birdlings. 787 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:39,804 但现在我一直很难过 But now I'm sad all the time. 788 00:40:39,828 --> 00:40:41,937 做人太可怕了 Being human is horrible. 789 00:40:41,961 --> 00:40:45,636 是的 当情况变糟时会是这样 It can be, yes, when things get bad. 790 00:40:45,660 --> 00:40:49,640 但之后又会好起来 But then they get good again. 791 00:40:49,664 --> 00:40:51,207 什么时候 When? 792 00:40:51,231 --> 00:40:57,039 我... 我不能确切地告诉你 I... I can't tell you exactly. 793 00:40:57,063 --> 00:41:03,915 但事情会变糟 然后又会变好 But things get bad, but then they get good. 794 00:41:03,939 --> 00:41:06,091 又变糟 And bad. 795 00:41:06,115 --> 00:41:08,920 但之后又会好 But then good. 796 00:41:08,944 --> 00:41:10,531 一切都是循环 Everything is a cycle. 797 00:41:10,555 --> 00:41:12,054 就像潮汐 It's like the tide. 798 00:41:12,078 --> 00:41:14,317 当我想起潮汐 When I think about the tide, 799 00:41:14,341 --> 00:41:16,711 我就会想起引发潮汐的月亮 I think about the moon that makes it 800 00:41:16,735 --> 00:41:19,714 以及它上面满是被偷走的婴儿 and how it is full of stolen babies. 801 00:41:19,738 --> 00:41:23,631 是啊 我最近也很难抬头看天 Yeah, I've had a lot of trouble looking up at the sky 802 00:41:23,655 --> 00:41:25,197 我也是 these days too. 803 00:41:25,221 --> 00:41:28,007 但事情会再好起来吗 But things will get good again? 804 00:41:30,966 --> 00:41:33,467 会的 Yes. 805 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,493 一直都是这样 They always do. 806 00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:45,198 再见 谢谢 Bye. Thank you. 807 00:41:47,113 --> 00:41:49,570 我甚至不喜欢这条裤子 I don't even like these pants. 808 00:41:49,594 --> 00:41:50,788 没关系 好吗 It doesn't matter, okay? 809 00:41:50,812 --> 00:41:51,920 三周后等你长大了 We're gonna take them back in three weeks 810 00:41:51,944 --> 00:41:53,530 我们就把它们退回去 when you outgrow them. 811 00:41:53,554 --> 00:41:55,271 - 饿了吗 - 饿了 - You hungry? - Yeah. 812 00:41:55,295 --> 00:41:57,403 但我其实要和萨哈尔去吃冰淇淋 But I'm actually going to eat ice cream with sahar. 813 00:41:57,427 --> 00:42:00,450 好吧 我爱你 All right, I love you. 814 00:42:00,474 --> 00:42:03,061 注意安全 好吗 Be safe, okay? 815 00:42:03,085 --> 00:42:04,367 哦 Ooh! 816 00:42:04,391 --> 00:42:06,698 我去给我们拿点饼干待会儿吃 I'm gonna go get us some cookies for later. 817 00:42:08,613 --> 00:42:11,940 你好 Hello. 818 00:42:11,964 --> 00:42:15,465 我要两盒薄荷味的 I will take two boxes of the mints 819 00:42:15,489 --> 00:42:17,554 和两盒柠檬味的 谢谢 and two of the lemon, please. 820 00:42:17,578 --> 00:42:19,948 - 一共18美元 - 好的 - That'll be $18. - Okay. 821 00:42:19,972 --> 00:42:21,906 很好 给你 Great. There you go. 822 00:42:21,930 --> 00:42:23,560 谢谢你 Thank you. 823 00:42:23,584 --> 00:42:25,562 这是找你的零钱 And here's your change. 824 00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:26,911 谢谢 Thanks. 825 00:42:26,935 --> 00:42:29,155 这个也是你的 And this is yours too. 826 00:42:32,245 --> 00:42:34,116 是从你脖子上掉下来的 It's from your neck. 827 00:42:36,466 --> 00:42:38,619 我们甚至不需要那个植入物来监视你 We don't even need that implant to watch you. 828 00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:40,490 我们反正都在监视你 We're watching you anyway. 829 00:42:40,514 --> 00:42:42,144 一直 Always. 830 00:42:42,168 --> 00:42:45,539 所以如果你以为能摆脱我们 你就错了 So if you think you can get away from us, you're wrong. 831 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:47,628 因为我们就在这里 Because we're here. 832 00:42:47,652 --> 00:42:49,368 无处不在 We're everywhere. 833 00:42:56,661 --> 00:42:58,793 好好享用饼干吧 Enjoy the cookies.