1 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:12,270 《外星居民》前情提要 Previously on "resident alien" 2 00:00:12,410 --> 00:00:14,270 - 这下糟了 - 螳螂人非常危险 - this is bad. - Mantids are very dangerous. 3 00:00:14,410 --> 00:00:16,256 也许灰人在你体内植入了某种抑制器 Maybe the greys placed some kind of inhibitor 4 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:18,250 阻止你使用你的能力 in you to stop you from accessing your powers. 5 00:00:18,380 --> 00:00:20,396 我们不能放松警惕 在抓到约瑟夫之前绝不 We can't let our guard down. Not till we catch Joseph. 6 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:22,026 我们该让迈克和丽芙去抓他吗 Should we let Mike and Liv catch him? 7 00:00:22,050 --> 00:00:23,666 不 如果他们先找到约瑟夫 我们就永远得不到 No. If they find Joseph first, we will never get 8 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,566 我们需要的关于孩子的信息了 the information we need about our baby. 9 00:00:25,590 --> 00:00:26,590 嗨 彼得 Hi, Peter. 10 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:27,966 我不知道你还带了朋友来 I didn't know you were bringing company. 11 00:00:27,990 --> 00:00:29,590 彼得就是外星人真实存在的证据 Peter's proof that aliens are real. 12 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:32,060 该死的 我相信有外星人了 Son of a bitch. I believe in aliens. 13 00:00:32,190 --> 00:00:35,360 灰人分离出了哈利的外星粒子 Greys separated out Harry's alien particles 14 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:36,500 留下了剩下的部分 and left the rest. 15 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:37,770 在布鲁斯死前 Before Bruce died, 16 00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:39,776 他告诉我唯一可以和灰人交易的东西 he told me the one thing I could trade to the greys 17 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:41,470 就是我族人的科技 is the technology of my people, 18 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,040 强大到足以摧毁我的母星 powerful enough to destroy my home planet. 19 00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:46,270 那能让我拿回我的外星能量 That will get me my alien energy back, 20 00:00:46,410 --> 00:00:48,010 而且我知道去哪儿找 and I know where to find it. 21 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:25,410 长者们说 我们内在承载的灵魂 The old ones say the spirit we carry within us 22 00:01:25,550 --> 00:01:29,726 是星辰之民赐予我们的 is the spirit given to us by the star people. 23 00:01:29,750 --> 00:01:32,650 这个符号告诉我们星辰之民 This symbol tells us when the star people 24 00:01:32,790 --> 00:01:36,336 何时会回来探访 will come back to visit. 25 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:41,190 我们画下这些故事来提醒我们自己是谁 We draw these stories to remind us who we are 26 00:01:41,330 --> 00:01:43,560 我们来自何方 and where we come from. 27 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:47,700 "我们今天所讲述的故事 早已融入了我们的生命" "The stories we tell today are woven into all of us. 28 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,440 "我们将永远与之为伴" And we carry them with us forever." 29 00:02:11,290 --> 00:02:13,830 我爸爸的爸爸和他爸爸的爸爸 My dad's dad and his dad's dad 30 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,506 实际上 我整个家族 actually, my entire family has been 31 00:02:15,530 --> 00:02:18,200 世世代代都做时空通道的生意 in the time travel portal business for generations. 32 00:02:18,330 --> 00:02:19,900 除了我堂兄雷克斯 Except for my cousin Rex. 33 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:24,600 他是个精算师 所以我们家族只有百分之97.3333... He's an actuary, which would make 97.3333 34 00:02:24,740 --> 00:02:26,386 讲故事是一种能把人带到 storytelling is a way to take someone 35 00:02:26,410 --> 00:02:28,656 他们从未去过的地方的方式 to someplace they have never been, 36 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:30,810 一种穿越时间的方式 a way to travel through time. 37 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:33,680 戴尔的故事让我想回到一个 Dale's stories make me wish I could return to a time 38 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,620 我甚至还没出生的时代 before I was even born. 39 00:02:35,750 --> 00:02:38,520 至于我母亲 那就完全是另一回事了 Now, my mother, that's a whole different story. 40 00:02:40,190 --> 00:02:41,490 她死了 She's died. 41 00:02:45,030 --> 00:02:47,990 就这样 故事讲完了 That's it. That's the story. 42 00:02:48,130 --> 00:02:50,346 - 哇哦 我很遗憾 - 哇哦 我心都碎了 - Wow. I'm sorry. - Wow, I am heartbroken. 43 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:51,970 照这个速度 我也会死 At this rate, I will also be dead 44 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:55,046 在我能从1970年取回我的外星装置 before I can retrieve my alien device from 1970 45 00:02:55,070 --> 00:02:58,416 并跟灰人交换拿回我的外星能量之前 and trade it with the greys to get my alien energy back. 46 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:00,186 而且灰人很可能会用那个装置 And the greys will probably use that device 47 00:03:00,210 --> 00:03:01,810 来摧毁我的母星 to destroy my home planet. 48 00:03:01,940 --> 00:03:03,556 但没人需要知道这个 But nobody needs to know that. 49 00:03:03,580 --> 00:03:06,010 有些故事还是不说为好 Some stories are better not told. 50 00:03:06,150 --> 00:03:07,880 别催我 Don't rush me. 51 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:10,180 回到一个特定的时间需要技巧 Going back to a specific time requires finesse, 52 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,866 而我是一位艺术家 and I am an artiste. 53 00:03:12,890 --> 00:03:15,866 好吧 我是一位提早离开诊所的医生 Well, I am a doctor who left the clinic early 54 00:03:15,890 --> 00:03:18,360 因为我以为你现在已经完事了 'cause I thought you'd be finished by now. 55 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:19,706 你磨磨蹭蹭的工作 Your slow work 56 00:03:19,730 --> 00:03:23,330 已经把全镇人的健康置于险境 has put the health of an entire town at risk. 57 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:26,500 是吗 Has it? 58 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:27,880 你这话是什么意思 What's that supposed to mean? 59 00:03:27,970 --> 00:03:29,846 哥们 没了你那外星人大脑 Dude, without your big alien brain, 60 00:03:29,870 --> 00:03:32,170 你不过就是个给小孩发棒棒糖的家伙 you're just a guy handing lollipops to kids. 61 00:03:32,310 --> 00:03:33,716 是啊 上周你开了个药方 Yeah, last week, you wrote a prescription 62 00:03:33,740 --> 00:03:35,540 一天一苹果 for an apple a day. 63 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,950 那女孩之后生病了吗 没有 Has that girl been sick since? No. 64 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:42,096 - 事实上 我... - 还是头疼 - As a matter of fact, I'm... - Still getting headaches. 65 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:43,780 所以这个时间旅行到底是怎么回事 So how does this time travel thing work? 66 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:46,420 你回到过去 踩死一只蝴蝶什么的 You go back in time and step on a butterfly or whatever, 67 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,960 然后你回来的时候 比如 猴子掌权了 and do you come back and, like, monkeys are in charge? 68 00:03:49,090 --> 00:03:51,466 哈哈 传送门不是那样运作的 Ha-ha. That is not how portals work. 69 00:03:51,490 --> 00:03:54,476 如果我回到50年前 撞见十岁的阿斯塔 If I went back 50 years and ran into ten-year-old asta 70 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:58,476 然后砍掉她的脚趾 她现在也不会突然失去脚趾 and cut off her toe, she would not suddenly lose her toe now. 71 00:03:58,500 --> 00:03:59,770 你觉得我60岁了吗 Do you think I'm 60? 72 00:03:59,900 --> 00:04:01,276 什么 What? 73 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:02,876 当你去到过去 一个新的现实就会分支出来 When you go to the past, a new reality branches off, 74 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:05,286 创造一个平行宇宙 creating a parallel universe. 75 00:04:05,310 --> 00:04:06,456 等等 Hang on. 76 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,480 我好像在哪儿有几本宣传册 I think I have some brochures somewhere. 77 00:04:11,950 --> 00:04:14,910 "所以你想时间旅行吗" "So you wanna time travel?" 78 00:04:15,050 --> 00:04:17,250 穿越时空连续体 Traversing the space-time continuum 79 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:18,896 "可能导致严重的副作用" "may cause serious side effects, 80 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,796 "包括大小便失禁 直肠出血" "including incontinence, rectal bleeding, 81 00:04:20,820 --> 00:04:22,790 "或长时间的痛苦勃起" or a prolonged and painful erection." 82 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:24,890 好吧 看来也不全是坏事 咱们开始吧 All right, so it's not all bad. Let's do this. 83 00:04:27,130 --> 00:04:28,200 你不能去 You're not going. 84 00:04:28,330 --> 00:04:29,700 嘿 是我促成了这件事 Hey, I made this thing happen. 85 00:04:29,830 --> 00:04:31,846 戴尔会接哈利的电话只是因为他暗恋我 Dale only answered Harry's call because he has a crush on me. 86 00:04:31,870 --> 00:04:32,870 是真的 It's true. 87 00:04:32,930 --> 00:04:34,690 要不是我跟那个红发煞星之间 I wouldn't be here if it weren't so electric 88 00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:36,116 电光火石 我才不会来呢 between me and the red menace. 89 00:04:36,140 --> 00:04:37,816 哈利 告诉她她不能去 Harry, tell her she can't go. 90 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:39,346 你可以去 You can go. 91 00:04:39,370 --> 00:04:42,516 因为你很勇敢 而且你不怕死 Because you are courageous, and you are not afraid to die. 92 00:04:42,540 --> 00:04:43,780 而且这对我会有帮助 And it will be helpful to me 93 00:04:43,910 --> 00:04:47,126 万一我被枪击了可以有个人躲在后面 to have someone to hide behind in case I get shot at. 94 00:04:47,150 --> 00:04:48,250 你不能去 You're not going. 95 00:04:48,380 --> 00:04:50,820 在我完成之前谁也哪儿都别想去 Nobody is going anywhere until I finish this. 96 00:04:50,950 --> 00:04:52,250 现在给我点空间 Now give me some space. 97 00:04:52,390 --> 00:04:55,260 我马上就能把你们送回1870年 I'll have you back to 1870 in no time. 98 00:04:55,390 --> 00:04:56,920 1970年 1970. 99 00:04:57,060 --> 00:04:59,960 那我得需要一天时间 Then I'm gonna need a day. 100 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,730 这是"灭螳行动" This is operation manticide. 101 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:08,316 螳螂有好几种天敌 The praying mantis has several natural predators, 102 00:05:08,340 --> 00:05:10,486 蝙蝠 蜘蛛 还有鸟 bats, spiders, and birds. 103 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:12,710 我们没时间收集足够的蝙蝠和蜘蛛 We don't have time to collect enough bats and spiders, 104 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:15,340 而且自从有只鸟飞进我卧室后我就怕鸟 and I'm afraid of birds since one got into my bedroom, 105 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:20,626 所以作为替代 我研发了一种武器级的灭螳剂 so instead, I developed a weapons-grade manticide 106 00:05:20,650 --> 00:05:23,250 用印楝油做的 那是一种天然杀虫剂 with neem oil, which is a natural pesticide. 107 00:05:23,380 --> 00:05:25,126 对头皮屑也有效 And also good for dandruff. 108 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:26,366 你在干什么 What are you doing? 109 00:05:26,390 --> 00:05:27,390 三点了 It's 3:00. 110 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:28,820 我已经开始外星人俱乐部的会议了 I started the alien club meeting. 111 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,290 没有我你不能开始 You can't start without me. 112 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:31,406 是我创建了这个俱乐部 I'm the one who started this club 113 00:05:31,430 --> 00:05:32,930 在你去上学的时候 when you went away for school. 114 00:05:33,060 --> 00:05:34,060 我是领导者 I'm the leader. 115 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:35,606 那也许你应该准时到 Then maybe show up on time. 116 00:05:35,630 --> 00:05:39,130 我忙着追踪外星人 因为我是外星人追踪者 I was busy alien tracking because I'm the alien tracker. 117 00:05:39,270 --> 00:05:41,016 而且我在格雷迪岔路口那儿 And I found a fresh pile of animal bones 118 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,446 发现了一堆新鲜的动物骸骨 out by the Grady turnoff. 119 00:05:42,470 --> 00:05:44,300 我以为螳螂人只杀人类 I thought the mantid only killed humans. 120 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:45,986 你告诉他们螳螂人的事了 You told them about the mantid? 121 00:05:46,010 --> 00:05:47,270 你当时又不在 You weren't here. 122 00:05:47,410 --> 00:05:49,740 你很幸运我没有撤销你的俱乐部特权 You're lucky I didn't revoke your alien club privileges. 123 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:51,140 你很幸运你做不到 You're lucky you can't. 124 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:54,510 因为我是主席 你是秘书 Because I'm the president. You're the secretary. 125 00:05:54,650 --> 00:05:57,020 大家好 我是马克斯 你们的主席 Hello, I'm Max, your president. 126 00:05:57,150 --> 00:05:58,320 我见过这个外星螳螂人 I've seen this alien mantid, 127 00:05:58,450 --> 00:06:01,420 而且我电击过他 拯救了世界 and I tased him, which saved the world. 128 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,800 我们得再次出击 所以如果你们都想当英雄 We need to attack again, so if you all want to be heroes 129 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:07,860 而不是拿着自制沙拉酱的失败者 就加入我 and not losers holding homemade salad dressing, join me. 130 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,960 我想当英雄 I want to be a hero. 131 00:06:11,570 --> 00:06:14,770 我提过螳螂人会吃人头吗 Did I mention that the mantid eats people's heads? 132 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:20,156 所以跟着马克斯去享受没脑袋的滋味吧 So follow Max and enjoy having no head. 133 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:21,416 对...对不起 马克斯 S-Sorry, Max. 134 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:22,840 我喜欢我的脑袋 I like my head. 135 00:06:22,980 --> 00:06:25,340 - 我们的头会很安全 - 我们可以戴酷酷的头盔 - Our heads are safe. - We can wear cool helmets. 136 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:27,710 宁静镇县警长办公室 The Patience county sheriff's department 137 00:06:27,850 --> 00:06:29,756 在铜脊汽车旅馆接到报警 was called to the copper Ridge motel 138 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:33,250 此前有人发现了一具可怕的无头无名氏男尸 after the grisly discovery of a headless John Doe. 139 00:06:33,390 --> 00:06:35,590 我现在和经理朱迪·库珀在一起 I'm here with manager Judy Cooper. 140 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:37,766 这对你来说肯定很艰难 This must be difficult for you. 141 00:06:37,790 --> 00:06:41,460 这不是你旅馆去年发生的第二起死亡事件吗 Isn't this the second death at your hotel in the past year? 142 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:42,730 是啊 Yeah. 143 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:44,930 还有第三个家伙一头扎进热水浴缸 There was a third guy who broke his neck 144 00:06:45,070 --> 00:06:48,000 摔断了脖子 不过他还算活着 diving into the hot tub, but he's still sort of alive. 145 00:06:48,140 --> 00:06:50,216 所以那个漂浮的尸体还好些 So the floater was better. 146 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:53,040 这次这个很棘手 This one was messy. 147 00:06:53,170 --> 00:06:56,540 但是我们顶尖的员工清理得非常干净 But, our top-notch staff cleaned it very well. 148 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:57,810 那是科莱特 That's collette. 149 00:06:57,950 --> 00:06:59,226 她是个特别棒的清洁工 She's, like, a really good cleaner. 150 00:06:59,250 --> 00:07:03,180 她有那种 强迫症 所以... 所以... She has, like, oc-DC, so... so... 151 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:05,066 快来铜脊旅馆吧 Come out to the copper Ridge, 152 00:07:05,090 --> 00:07:08,766 我们所有房间现在都有锁了 where all our rooms have locks now. 153 00:07:08,790 --> 00:07:12,890 我是玛戈·基恩 为您从KVKC 16频道现场报道 I'm margo keen reporting with live 16 kvkc. 154 00:07:13,030 --> 00:07:15,476 哦 我们还有毕业舞会之夜特价 Ooh, we're also running prom night specials. 155 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:17,400 在这里破处 省钱又实惠 Lose it here and save. 156 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:20,830 嘿 Hey. 157 00:07:20,970 --> 00:07:22,716 只找到一小把1970年以前的硬币 Could only find a handful of pre-1970s coins, 158 00:07:22,740 --> 00:07:25,640 但这大概相当于今天的一万美元 but this is like $10,000 in today's money. 159 00:07:25,770 --> 00:07:26,870 这不是个好主意 This is a bad idea. 160 00:07:27,010 --> 00:07:28,780 放轻松 只是时间旅行而已 Relax, it's just time travel. 161 00:07:28,910 --> 00:07:30,686 你没听出这句话有什么问题吗 You don't hear anything wrong with that sentence? 162 00:07:30,710 --> 00:07:32,780 好吧 五千美元 Ok, $5,000. 163 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:33,910 等等 哪句话 Wait, which sentence? 164 00:07:33,980 --> 00:07:35,550 你能消停点吗 Would you stop? 165 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:36,850 你为什么这么做 Why do you do this? 166 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:39,166 你总是选择最快的方式一头扎进去 You always just jump on to whatever thing's the fastest. 167 00:07:39,190 --> 00:07:40,696 是啊 所以我童年都是 Yeah, that's why I spent my childhood 168 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:42,790 以时速一百英里从山上冲下来 going 100 miles an hour down mountains. 169 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:44,836 你身体里每根神经都在尖叫 Every nerve in your body is screaming. 170 00:07:44,860 --> 00:07:47,506 是啊 它们在尖叫"别再想杀掉我了" Yeah, they're screaming, "stop trying to kill me." 171 00:07:47,530 --> 00:07:48,530 你看 See? 172 00:07:48,660 --> 00:07:50,100 - 你懂的 - 我不懂 - You get it. - I don't get it. 173 00:07:50,230 --> 00:07:51,476 好吧 你从约瑟夫那儿得到了 Well, you got it from Joseph, who 174 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:54,230 我得补充一句 他是半个外星人 is half-alien, might I add. 175 00:07:54,370 --> 00:07:56,016 我只是说 也许我不是唯一一个 I'm just saying maybe I'm not the only one 176 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,446 寻求刺激的人 looking for some excitement. 177 00:07:57,470 --> 00:08:00,856 我当时... 是在救她的命 I was... Trying to save her life. 178 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,880 是啊 把握... 行啊 姐们儿 Yeah, carpe... Damn, girl. 179 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:08,380 好吧 没错 救她的命是一回事 Ok, yes, it's one thing to save her life. 180 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,426 我只是不想 I just don't want to 181 00:08:10,450 --> 00:08:12,220 让跟混血外星人睡觉 make sleeping with hybrid aliens 182 00:08:12,350 --> 00:08:14,820 绑架我们朋友的孩子和时间旅行成为常态 and kidnapping our friend's baby and time travel the norm. 183 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:15,936 我会没事的 I'll be fine. 184 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:18,690 现在是1970年 能有多糟 It's 1970. How rough could it be? 185 00:08:18,830 --> 00:08:20,476 那是我们国家历史上最动荡 It was one of the most tumultuous and stressful years 186 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,676 压力最大的一年之一 in our country's history. 187 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:25,946 是啊 但是... 我会很好看 Yeah, but... I'll look good. 188 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:30,486 不错 Nice. 189 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,810 看起来不错 Lookin' good. 190 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:40,650 我得需要些新衣服 I'm gonna need some new threads. 191 00:08:49,690 --> 00:08:52,390 好了 我们就在灯塔北边 Ok, we're just north of the lighthouse. 192 00:08:52,530 --> 00:08:56,076 那装置掉在这附近 The device dropped near here 193 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:58,546 从我族人的太空飞船上 somewhere from my people's spaceship 194 00:08:58,570 --> 00:09:01,940 就在昨晚7点04分整 at exactly 7:04 P.M. last night. 195 00:09:02,070 --> 00:09:04,316 对于一个走在五十年前沙滩上的人来说 You seem pretty confident for somebody walking on a beach 196 00:09:04,340 --> 00:09:05,586 你看起来相当自信 from 50 years ago. 197 00:09:05,610 --> 00:09:07,856 那次任务的细节 The details of the mission 198 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:11,086 把那个装置放到这片沙滩上 that put that device on this beach 199 00:09:11,110 --> 00:09:12,926 我所有的族人都知道 are known by all of my people. 200 00:09:12,950 --> 00:09:15,250 那个错失目标的飞行员 The pilot that missed his target, 201 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:16,920 他被折磨致死 he was tortured and killed. 202 00:09:17,050 --> 00:09:18,890 天啊 反应过度了吧 Jesus. Overreact much? 203 00:09:19,020 --> 00:09:20,090 太悲伤了 It was so sad. 204 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:22,066 但你知道吗 我们每年都会唱一首纪念歌曲 But you know, we sing a commemorative song 205 00:09:22,090 --> 00:09:25,990 在这一天 纪念尖叫的泰德 every year on this day in screaming Ted's memory. 206 00:09:40,540 --> 00:09:42,110 那... 真感人 That's... touching. 207 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:45,026 好吧 如果你懂我的语言会更好 Well, it's better if you understood my language, 208 00:09:45,050 --> 00:09:48,026 因为副歌把他失败的日期 because the chorus rhymes the date of his failure 209 00:09:48,050 --> 00:09:50,580 跟"活体解剖"押韵了 with "dissected alive." 210 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,720 听起来这韵押得挺怪的 Seems like a weird rhyme. 211 00:09:55,090 --> 00:09:56,496 该死的 Son of a bitch. 212 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:57,520 早上好 珍 Morning, Jen. 213 00:09:57,590 --> 00:09:59,290 哟嗬 Yoo-hoo. 214 00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:05,130 该死的 Son of a bitch. 215 00:10:05,270 --> 00:10:08,640 抱歉 我得去跟我的朋友们打个招呼 Sorry, I need to go and say hi to my friends. 216 00:10:10,670 --> 00:10:12,740 你们两个到底在这里干嘛 What the hell are you two doing here? 217 00:10:12,870 --> 00:10:14,410 我为那个而来 I came for that. 218 00:10:14,540 --> 00:10:15,816 谢谢你帮我把它上面的沙子清理干净 Thank you for cleaning the sand off of it. 219 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:17,010 我现在就拿走回家了 I'll take it now and go home. 220 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,280 - 不行 - 这是我的 - No. - It's mine. 221 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,980 所以你和阿斯塔现在可以 So you and asta can just 222 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,980 回到你们的时空通道去了 go back to your time portal now. 223 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,326 - 事实上 我... - 我是达西 - Actually, i... - I'm D'arcy. 224 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:28,720 他从没提过你 He never mentioned you. 225 00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:35,576 所以失陪了 我在龙虾小屋还有班要上 So if you'll excuse me, I have a shift at the lobster shack. 226 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,660 从没提过我 一次都没有 Never mentioned me? Not once? 227 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,100 不 那不准确 No, that is not accurate. 228 00:10:39,230 --> 00:10:43,100 我一直叫你阿斯塔没用的附属品 I always called you asta's useless appendage. 229 00:10:59,490 --> 00:11:01,550 - 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey. 230 00:11:01,690 --> 00:11:03,096 在布拉多克怎么样 How did it go in braddock? 231 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,666 - 非常顺利 - 是吗 - It went great. - Yeah? 232 00:11:04,690 --> 00:11:05,936 外星植入物取出来了 The alien implant is gone. 233 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:07,260 那太好了 That's great. 234 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,660 是啊 它... 它看起来像一小片玻璃 Yeah, it... it looked like a little piece of glass. 235 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:12,070 我告诉医生我小时候 I told the doctor that I was in a car accident 236 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,646 出过一次车祸 when I was a kid. 237 00:11:13,670 --> 00:11:15,330 - 想得周到 - 是啊 - Good thinking. - Yeah. 238 00:11:15,470 --> 00:11:17,400 所以现在我们知道我们的孩子在这里 So now that we know that our baby is here, 239 00:11:17,540 --> 00:11:18,786 你知道 而不是在外太空的某个地方 you know, and not in outer space somewhere, 240 00:11:18,810 --> 00:11:20,716 你... 你觉得告诉丽芙怎么样 what do you... what do you think about telling Liv? 241 00:11:20,740 --> 00:11:24,410 - 亲爱的 我们还是不能 - 她必须上报的 - Honey, we still can't. - She'd have to report it. 242 00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:29,056 好吧 那样的话 你知道 我... 我不会告诉丽芙副警长 Well, then, you know, I... I won't tell deputy Liv. 243 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,420 我会告诉朋友丽芙 I'll tell friend Liv. 244 00:11:30,550 --> 00:11:32,520 亲爱的 这很聪明 Honey, that's very clever. 245 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,266 但她就必须告诉迈克 But she would have to tell Mike. 246 00:11:34,290 --> 00:11:36,090 是啊 但是... 但是丽芙相信有外星人 Yeah, but... but Liv believes in aliens. 247 00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:37,760 她可能真的会相信我们 She might actually believe us. 248 00:11:37,890 --> 00:11:40,206 丽芙相不相信不重要 It doesn't matter if Liv believes. 249 00:11:40,230 --> 00:11:41,290 明白了 Got it. 250 00:11:41,430 --> 00:11:43,190 迈克永远不会把她的话当回事 Mike is never going to take her seriously. 251 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,500 那家伙不相信有外星人 That guy does not believe in aliens. 252 00:11:45,630 --> 00:11:47,630 我认为可能是个外星人干的这些案子 I think an alien might be doing these killings. 253 00:11:47,770 --> 00:11:49,976 等等 你是说你相信有外星人 Wait, you're saying you believe in aliens? 254 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,700 我一直在看这些证据 I've been looking at all this evidence. 255 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:55,286 约瑟夫可能就是这些无头谋杀案的幕后黑手 Joseph might be behind these headless murders. 256 00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:58,310 如果那是真的 那你就是对的 Now, if that's true, you were right. 257 00:11:58,450 --> 00:11:59,756 那就是说你相信有外星人了 Then you're saying you believe in aliens. 258 00:11:59,780 --> 00:12:00,756 你刚才说了 You just said it. 259 00:12:00,780 --> 00:12:01,756 你想要什么 一场该死的游行吗 What do you want, a damn parade? 260 00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:02,727 我没时间搞这些没用的 I don't have time for this nonsense 261 00:12:02,751 --> 00:12:04,196 约瑟夫还在外面逍遥法外 with Joseph out there on the loose 262 00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:06,520 还有一个独腿半机器人被困在山洞里 and a one-legged cyborg man stuck in a cave. 263 00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:08,566 不 你见到了一个 No. You saw one. 264 00:12:08,590 --> 00:12:10,766 你相信了 我需要你大声说出来 You believe, and I need you to say it out loud. 265 00:12:10,790 --> 00:12:11,930 这太刺激了 This is so exciting. 266 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,140 现在删掉它 副警长 Now delete that, deputy. 267 00:12:22,270 --> 00:12:24,746 好的 从没发生过 Yep. It never happened. 268 00:12:24,770 --> 00:12:25,970 删掉它 Delete that. 269 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,140 你在跳舞吗 Are you dancing? 270 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,410 我透过门看到了你的影子 I see your shadow through the door. 271 00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:39,290 天啊 你今天真挑剔 Boy, you're fussy today. 272 00:12:41,590 --> 00:12:43,036 嘿 我是凯特 Hey, it's Kate. 273 00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:45,066 抱歉我还没把那些环境报告给你 Sorry I haven't gotten those environmental reports to you. 274 00:12:45,090 --> 00:12:46,606 我一直在处理一些事情 I've been dealing with some stuff. 275 00:12:46,630 --> 00:12:49,500 但我保证在一两天内给你 But I promise to get them to you in the next day or two. 276 00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,100 嘿 我是凯特 Hey, it's Kate. 277 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,276 抱歉我还没把那些环境报告给你 Sorry I haven't gotten those environmental reports to you. 278 00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:56,700 我一直在处理一些事情 I've been dealing with some stuff, 279 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,081 但我保证在一两天内给你 but I promise to get them to you in the next day or two. 280 00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:33,810 你从哪儿弄来的孩子 Where did you get the baby? 281 00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:37,780 我记得 交易是不问任何问题 As I recall, the deal was no questions asked. 282 00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:40,680 我是个律师 也是法庭的官员 I am a lawyer and an officer of the court, 283 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,220 所以你在作伪证之前最好三思 so you should think twice before you perjure yourself. 284 00:13:43,350 --> 00:13:45,166 孩子的父母知道她在哪儿吗 Do the baby's parents know where she is? 285 00:13:45,190 --> 00:13:46,190 我反对 I object. 286 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,490 这里又不是法庭 This isn't a courtroom. 287 00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:49,460 是你先开始用法律词汇的 You're the one that started using law words. 288 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,006 你知道你骗不了我 You know you can't lie to me. 289 00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:52,230 还记得一年级的时候吗 Remember first grade, 290 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,606 我逼你告诉我真相 when I made you tell me the truth 291 00:13:53,630 --> 00:13:55,136 关于你和查理·汉密尔顿牵手的事 about holding hands with Charlie Hamilton? 292 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,160 那不公平 That wasn't fair. 293 00:13:56,260 --> 00:13:57,576 你用了那招 You did that thing 294 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,606 就是你看着我的眼睛 好像能看穿我的灵魂一样 where you look into my eyes like you can see my soul. 295 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:02,116 好吧 作为能看穿你灵魂的表姐 Well, as your cousin who can see inside your soul, 296 00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:06,086 我需要你简单地回答我是或不是 I need you to just give me a simple yes or no. 297 00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:07,370 那是凯特的孩子吗 Is that Kate's baby? 298 00:14:10,410 --> 00:14:14,296 是 但我只能说这么多了 Yes, but that is all I can say. 299 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,380 而且凯特甚至不知道她在哪儿 And Kate doesn't even know where she is. 300 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:17,920 这事没听起来那么糟 Which is not as bad as it sounds, 301 00:14:18,050 --> 00:14:21,096 但我只能说这么多了 but that is all I can say. 302 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,420 求你别看穿我 Please don't look inside me. 303 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,420 求你了 Please? 304 00:14:27,930 --> 00:14:29,876 好吧 好吧 是凯特的孩子 Ok, fine. Yes, it's Kate's baby. 305 00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:30,946 她被外星人带走了 And she was taken by aliens 306 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,250 然后我们到了一艘太空飞船上 and then we were on a spaceship, 307 00:14:32,370 --> 00:14:34,000 那艘船实际上在月球里面 which is actually inside the moon. 308 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,046 还有... 还有... 还有约瑟夫 那个副警长 也是个外星人 And... and... and Joseph, the deputy, is also an alien 309 00:14:36,070 --> 00:14:37,846 他喜欢在卧室里玩医生护士的游戏 who likes to play doctor and nurse in the bedroom, 310 00:14:37,870 --> 00:14:39,540 只不过我是医生他是护士 except I'm the doctor and he's the nurse. 311 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:40,656 现在高兴了 Happy now? 312 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,580 不好意思 什么 I'm sorry, what? 313 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,666 好吧 所以你拯救了地球三次 Ok, so you saved the earth three times. 314 00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:53,066 也许四次 Maybe four? 315 00:14:53,090 --> 00:14:56,490 第一次之后 就很容易记不清了 After the first, it's easy to lose track. 316 00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:59,630 这一切都太... 哇哦 It's all just so, like, whoa. 317 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,590 是啊 Yeah. 318 00:15:01,730 --> 00:15:04,130 哇哦 Whoa. 319 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:07,846 还有 还有别的事 Also, there's something else. 320 00:15:07,870 --> 00:15:11,240 这可能很难相信 但是... This might be hard to believe, but... 321 00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:13,910 有个外星人住在宁静镇 There is an alien who lives in Patience. 322 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,210 你是说哈利 You mean Harry? 323 00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:17,340 你知道 You knew? 324 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:18,540 很容易猜 Easy guess. 325 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:19,686 我的意思是 如果有谁是外星人 要么是哈利 I mean, if anyone's an alien, it's either Harry 326 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,510 要么就是书店那个叫可可的家伙 or that guy coco from the bookstore. 327 00:15:21,650 --> 00:15:22,820 我早该告诉你的 I should have told you. 328 00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,680 只是... 这一切都太复杂了 It was just... it was all too much. 329 00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:26,740 我是说 参与其中任何一件事都不安全 I mean, it's not safe to be part of any of this, 330 00:15:26,790 --> 00:15:28,150 我不想让你受伤 and I didn't want you to get hurt. 331 00:15:28,190 --> 00:15:29,690 没关系 你现在告诉我了 It's ok. You're telling me now. 332 00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:31,036 这才是最重要的 That's all that matters. 333 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,460 我们是表姐妹 We are cousins. 334 00:15:32,590 --> 00:15:34,976 我们有那种特殊的纽带 我们无话不谈 We have that special bond and we tell each other everything. 335 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,636 别担心 我不会... 我不会告诉任何人的 And don't worry, I'm not... I'm not going to tell anyone. 336 00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:38,876 这是我们的秘密 It's our secret. 337 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:40,300 嗯 我爸知道 Well, my dad knows. 338 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,416 - 是啊 - 是啊 - Yeah. - Yeah. 339 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,446 - 当... 是的 那... - 是啊 - Of... yeah, that's... - yeah. 340 00:15:42,470 --> 00:15:43,576 - 那真的很好 - 是啊 - That's really good. - Yeah. 341 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:44,517 那很好 That's good. 342 00:15:44,541 --> 00:15:45,716 你知道吗 我们三个 You know, the three of us, 343 00:15:45,740 --> 00:15:47,470 我们会一起解决这件事的 we're going to figure this out together. 344 00:15:47,610 --> 00:15:48,610 达西也知道 D'arcy knows, too. 345 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:49,740 好吧 Ok. 346 00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:50,956 还有马克斯和萨哈尔 And Max and sahar. 347 00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:52,510 也许还有他们的一些朋友 And maybe some of their friends. 348 00:15:52,650 --> 00:15:53,926 我感觉没那么特别了 I'm feeling less special. 349 00:15:53,950 --> 00:15:55,896 天啊 我很抱歉一直没告诉你 God, I'm so sorry I never told you. 350 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:59,020 只是太危险了 而且... 我不知道 It was just too dangerous, and... I don't know. 351 00:15:59,150 --> 00:16:00,566 知道我们在宇宙中并不孤单 Knowing that we're not alone in the universe, 352 00:16:00,590 --> 00:16:02,236 这听起来很安慰人 但同时 it sounds comforting, but it also 353 00:16:02,260 --> 00:16:05,320 也可能感觉像家里不止你一个人 can feel like not being alone in the house. 354 00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:07,760 - 吓人 - 有一点 - Scary. - A little bit. 355 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,736 你还记得那本漫画书《天空》吗 Do you remember that comic book, "sky," 356 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,800 我们小时候总看的那本 that we used to read all the time as kids? 357 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,076 记得 Yeah. 358 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,300 是啊 我超爱那本漫画 Yeah. I loved that comic. 359 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,286 我们用颜料做了那个手的T恤 We made t-shirts of the hand with paint. 360 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,470 是啊 Yeah. 361 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:21,370 我们的族人一直在传承这个故事 Our people have been passing down this story 362 00:16:21,510 --> 00:16:25,110 数百年之久 代代相传 for hundreds of years, generation through generation. 363 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:28,210 总有一天 我们会讲给我们的孩子听 And someday, we're going to tell it to our kids. 364 00:16:28,350 --> 00:16:29,450 是啊 Yeah. 365 00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:31,920 我们是更宏大整体的一部分 We are a part of something much bigger. 366 00:16:32,050 --> 00:16:33,720 而你 And you, 367 00:16:33,850 --> 00:16:37,190 你是所有先辈的总和 you are the sum of everyone who has come before you. 368 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,060 你很强大 You are formidable. 369 00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:40,960 你是一切 You are everything. 370 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,176 你是一切 You are everything. 371 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,940 我知道 I know. 372 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,596 请出去 Please get out. 373 00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:07,690 不会吧 No way. 374 00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:10,220 这价格太疯狂了 These prices are insane. 375 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,290 龙虾晚餐 三块钱 Lobster dinner, 3 bucks? 376 00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:15,560 加上你的折扣... 好吧 我要两份 And with your discount... ok, I'll take two of those. 377 00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:18,160 然后我要那个外星装置 And I will have the alien device. 378 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:20,700 小姐 这边服务一下好吗 Lady, a little service here? 379 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,346 这家伙 This guy. 380 00:17:22,370 --> 00:17:24,240 嘿 大块头 冷静点 Hey, hoss, maybe calm down. 381 00:17:24,370 --> 00:17:27,886 来一瓶这个... 五毛钱的啤酒 这是开玩笑吗 Have one of these... 50 cent beers? Is this a joke? 382 00:17:27,910 --> 00:17:29,440 天啊 好吧 My god, ok. 383 00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:32,356 在座各位我请客 Round for everybody on me. 384 00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:34,750 请放轻松点 Please take it easy. 385 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:35,950 我需要这份工作 I need this job. 386 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,550 你不是要去拉肚子吗 Didn't you need to go diarrhea? 387 00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:40,896 是的 没错 Yes, that's right. 388 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:43,660 时间旅行 对老旧的管道系统太残酷了 Time travel. Brutal on the ol' plumbing. 389 00:17:43,790 --> 00:17:47,090 我得去... 从我屁股里尿尿 I need to go... Pee out of my butt. 390 00:17:47,230 --> 00:17:50,000 你真恶心 You're disgusting. 391 00:17:59,670 --> 00:18:02,016 你不能拿走它 You can't have it. 392 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,126 - 我需要它 - 为什么 - I need it. - For what? 393 00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:07,496 为了救我父亲的命 To save my father's life. 394 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,080 - 我知道我看见了什么 - 看看那些该死的照片 - I know what I saw. - Look at the damn photos. 395 00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:11,420 我们看过了 We have. 396 00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,820 可能是个气象气球 Could have been a weather balloon. 397 00:18:13,950 --> 00:18:16,050 那些让他觉得自己疯了 The agents who made him feel like he was crazy 398 00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:19,066 还毁了他生活的探员一小时后就到他家了 and ruined his life will be at his house in an hour. 399 00:18:19,090 --> 00:18:20,736 如果这些人是你的麻烦 If these people are your problem, 400 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,060 那就把装置给我 then give me the device 401 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,676 我在离开前会用它砸碎他们的脑袋 and I will crush their heads in with it before I leave. 402 00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:27,630 - 那没用的 - 他们只会派更多人来 - That would do nothing. - They'd just send more. 403 00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:31,270 我小时候看到那个外星装置掉在沙滩上 I saw that alien device fall on the beach when I was a kid, 404 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:34,010 但我太害怕了什么也没说 but I was too scared to say anything. 405 00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:36,810 这是他所见为实的证据 It's proof that what he saw is real. 406 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:39,380 等那些探员走了 我会把它给他 When the agents leave, I will give it to him, 407 00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:41,656 他最终会知道真相 and he will finally know the truth. 408 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,520 好吧 我需要它 Well, I need it. 409 00:18:44,650 --> 00:18:46,426 灰人偷走了我的 The greys stole my 410 00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:51,060 你们所谓的生命力 我的外星能量 what you would call my life force, my alien energy. 411 00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:55,106 我需要用这个装置和灰人交易来换回它 And I need to trade the greys the device to get it back. 412 00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:56,946 灰人打算用它做什么 What are the greys planning to do with it? 413 00:18:56,970 --> 00:19:01,130 他们会摧毁我的星球 They will obliterate my planet. 414 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:03,000 这听起来比实际情况要糟 It sounds worse than it is. 415 00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:08,410 我来这里两年了 I've been here for two years. 416 00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:10,516 我回来是想和我父亲待一段时间 I came back to spend time with my father. 417 00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:12,986 就几个月 Just a couple of months, 418 00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:15,920 足够好好地道个别 just enough to have a proper goodbye. 419 00:19:16,050 --> 00:19:19,220 据他所知 我只是镇上一个叫珍的新来的女士 As far as he knew, I was just a new lady in town named Jen. 420 00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:22,490 但现在 我们是朋友了 But now, we're friends. 421 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:25,620 所以昨晚 当你族人的飞船飞过时 So last night, when your people's spaceship flew over, 422 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:29,076 我意识到我能解决这件事 I realized that I can fix this. 423 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:32,100 女服务员 Waitress. 424 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,187 好的 先生 好的 Yes, sir. Ok. 425 00:19:41,211 --> 00:19:43,040 我检查了后面的房间 I checked the back room, 426 00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:45,410 搜了每个钱包 只找到了定型喷雾 looked in every purse and all I found were aqua net, 427 00:19:45,550 --> 00:19:48,556 香烟 好多香烟 cigarettes, lots of cigarettes. 428 00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:49,580 太多香烟了 So many cigarettes. 429 00:19:49,650 --> 00:19:51,480 天啊 怎么还有人活着 My god, how are there still people? 430 00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:52,950 但没有外星装置 But no alien device. 431 00:19:53,090 --> 00:19:55,236 我去检查她的车 I will check her car. 432 00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:59,666 你待在这儿 照看"鱼手将军" And you stay here and babysit general fish hands. 433 00:19:59,690 --> 00:20:02,660 - 为什么是你去 - 因为轮到我了 - Why do you get to do it? - Because it is my turn. 434 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,830 而且 我不擅长闲聊 And also, I am not good at chitting, 435 00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:06,400 扯淡就更不行了 and I'm even worse at chatting. 436 00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:08,176 好吧 好吧 你去吧 Ok, all right, you can do it. 437 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,886 但首先 我要去给你拿一块这个 But first, I'm just going to go grab you a piece of this 438 00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:15,840 门口这儿脏兮兮没包装的1970年代硬糖 dirty, unwrapped 1970s hard candy by the door here. 439 00:20:15,980 --> 00:20:17,710 你别... 混蛋 Don't you... son of a bitch. 440 00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:25,550 你们好啊 Hello, you two. 441 00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:28,490 我想给你们介绍一下FBI探员朱尔斯·加德纳 I wanted to introduce you to FBI agent Jules gardner. 442 00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:31,460 这位是迈克警长... 爆炸 点燃 This is sheriff Mike... explode. Ignite. 443 00:20:31,590 --> 00:20:33,490 宁静镇学校最震撼 Patience school is dynamite. 444 00:20:33,630 --> 00:20:35,206 好吧 Ok. 445 00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:37,060 丽芙·贝克 好久不见 Liv baker, it's been forever. 446 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,606 他们不用那个口号了 They stopped doing that cheer. 447 00:20:38,630 --> 00:20:40,510 你不能再在学校体育馆里说炸药了 You can't say dynamite in a school gym anymore. 448 00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:43,346 我不知道你上过宁静镇高中 I didn't know you went to Patience high. 449 00:20:43,370 --> 00:20:44,370 我生命中最美好的时光 Best years of my life. 450 00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:47,040 哇哦 朱尔斯·加德纳 Wow, Jules gardner. 451 00:20:47,170 --> 00:20:49,780 本·霍桑 坐在镇长办公室里 Ben hawthorne, sitting in the mayor's office. 452 00:20:49,910 --> 00:20:50,940 你知道吗 我不 You know, I don't 453 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,210 我想我从毕业舞会后就没见过你了 I don't think I've seen you since prom. 454 00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:54,496 记得吗 Remember? 455 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,780 你 抢了我的女朋友 You, stole my girlfriend. 456 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,196 对 Right. 457 00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:59,966 嗯 我当时喝醉了 而且你的舞伴是同性恋 Well, I was drunk and your date was a lesbian. 458 00:20:59,990 --> 00:21:02,620 是啊 也许就一晚吧 Yeah, maybe for, like, a night. 459 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,260 我们约会了六年 We dated for six years. 460 00:21:04,390 --> 00:21:06,530 嘿 你不是在照相亭里吐了吗 Hey, didn't you throw up in the photo booth? 461 00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:07,936 - 在零食桌上 - 零食桌 - On the snack table. - Snack table. 462 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,660 欢迎回到宁静镇 Welcome back to Patience. 463 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,600 - 我是迈克·汤普森警长 - 嗨 是的 - I'm sheriff Mike Thompson. - Hi, yeah. 464 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:14,046 我一加入 莉娜就跟我说了你所有事 Lena told me all about you as soon as I came on board. 465 00:21:14,070 --> 00:21:16,740 我请加德纳探员来协助我们调查 I called in agent gardner to assist us in the investigation. 466 00:21:16,870 --> 00:21:18,816 她住在杰赛普 而且科罗拉多州外勤办公室 She lives in Jessup, and the Colorado field office 467 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:19,986 刚刚被指派了这个案子 was just assigned the case. 468 00:21:20,010 --> 00:21:22,216 很好 Good. 469 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,286 我是说 我不确定 I mean, I'm not sure 470 00:21:23,310 --> 00:21:25,556 我们这个案子需不需要外援 不过好吧 we need outside help on this one, but ok. 471 00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:27,280 在这种情况下这是规程 It's protocol in situations like this. 472 00:21:27,410 --> 00:21:28,610 她是一名行为分析师 She's a behavioral analyst, 473 00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,796 她在斯普林斯的外勤办公室工作 and she works out of the field office in the Springs. 474 00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:32,620 哇哦 那太酷了 Wow, that is so cool. 475 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,720 她还获得过英勇勋章 She also received a shield of bravery, 476 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:36,420 所以我想我们得到了非常可靠的帮助 so I think we are in very good hands. 477 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,360 听起来是这样 Sounds like we are. 478 00:21:39,490 --> 00:21:41,360 那么 凶杀案 So the murders. 479 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:42,500 我做了个侧写 I worked up a profile. 480 00:21:42,630 --> 00:21:44,360 这完全就是连环杀手的作案手法 This has serial killer written all over it. 481 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:46,740 你现在需要下令全镇宵禁 You're going to want to order a town-wide curfew for now 482 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:47,876 以确保大家的安全 to keep everyone safe. 483 00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:49,640 是啊 嗯 我... 我早就想到了 Yeah, well, I'm... I'm way ahead of you. 484 00:21:49,770 --> 00:21:51,370 我定期举办自卫课程 I hold regular self-defense classes, 485 00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:54,756 所以我正在教镇上每个人保护自己 so I'm teaching everyone in town to protect themselves. 486 00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:56,040 是吗 You do? 487 00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:58,286 嗯 我... 我不确定我们有那个预算 Well, I'm... I'm not sure that we have the budget for that. 488 00:21:58,310 --> 00:21:59,310 不需要预算 Don't need a budget. 489 00:21:59,380 --> 00:22:00,656 就在警局这里办 Do it right here in the town hall. 490 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,156 什么时候 When? 491 00:22:02,180 --> 00:22:04,496 老时间 The usual night. 492 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:05,850 你从不来 You never show up. 493 00:22:05,990 --> 00:22:08,320 我会去 但我从没什么可以想象出来的衣服穿 I would, but I never have anything imaginary to wear. 494 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:10,420 我的重点是 我正在 My point is, I'm in the process 495 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:14,090 把这个镇上每个公民都变成致命武器 of turning every citizen in this town into a lethal weapon. 496 00:22:14,230 --> 00:22:16,350 好吧 听起来我们已经万事俱备了 Well, it sounds like we have all the bases covered. 497 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,400 我相信我们很快就能抓到凶手 I'm sure we'll catch whoever it is in no time. 498 00:22:19,530 --> 00:22:21,530 早该知道的 Should have known. 499 00:22:21,670 --> 00:22:24,270 吃几个人头 警察就开始蜂拥而至 Eat a couple of human heads, cops start swarming, 500 00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:27,356 很快 镇上每个失败者都有个犯罪播客了 and soon, every loser in town has a crime podcast. 501 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:30,640 - 我猜没那么糟 - 换换口味 - I guess it's not that bad. - Mix it up a little. 502 00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:33,880 在事情平息下来之前 吃几只野生动物 Eat a few wild animals while things calm down. 503 00:22:34,010 --> 00:22:37,326 我们年轻的时候 只要有脉搏的都吃 When we were young, we'd eat anything with a pulse. 504 00:22:37,350 --> 00:22:41,590 没人谈论碳水或蛋白质摄入量 Nobody talked about carbs or protein intake. 505 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,420 晚餐时间 Suppertime. 506 00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:55,970 这样行吗 Is this ok? 507 00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,110 不 这不可怕 No, it's not scary. 508 00:23:03,410 --> 00:23:05,380 嗨 马克斯 抓到螳螂人了吗 Hi, Max. Catch the mantid yet? 509 00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:08,980 你是说 我又一次拯救世界了吗 Do you mean have I saved the world again yet? 510 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,180 没有 No. 511 00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:13,496 现在失陪了 Now, if you'll excuse me, 512 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:17,990 显然 布里奇特害怕卡通吸血鬼 apparently, Bridget is afraid of cartoon vampires. 513 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,910 有什么问题吗 小女士 What's the problem here, little lady? 514 00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:39,450 嘿 Hey. 515 00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:42,596 嗯... 是啊 我是个小女士 Well... yeah, I'm a little lady. 516 00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:44,720 我真是太傻了 And I'm just so silly. 517 00:23:44,850 --> 00:23:48,690 你知道吗 这是反战抗议的不穿胸罩之夜 You know, it's no-bra night at the war protest, 518 00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:51,690 结果我把自己锁在车外面了 and I've done locked myself out of my car. 519 00:23:53,060 --> 00:23:54,300 好吧 让我看看我能做点什么 Well, let me see what I can do. 520 00:23:54,330 --> 00:23:55,630 好了 All right. 521 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,030 太棒了 Far out. 522 00:24:04,270 --> 00:24:06,070 - 给你 - 酷毙了 - There you go. - Groovy. 523 00:24:06,210 --> 00:24:07,556 你说你叫什么名字 What did you say your name was? 524 00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:10,010 我应该记下来 写报告用 I should, take it for my report. 525 00:24:10,140 --> 00:24:11,057 是啊 Yeah. 526 00:24:11,081 --> 00:24:13,680 我叫卡罗尔... 布雷迪 The name's Carol... Brady. 527 00:24:13,810 --> 00:24:16,096 丈夫是迈克 他是建筑师 Husband's Mike. He's an architect. 528 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:17,450 就我们和我们的六个孩子 Just us and our six kids 529 00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:20,490 还有我想管家可能也跟我们住一起 and I think the housekeeper maybe lives with us? 530 00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:21,850 像那个电视剧吗 Like the TV show? 531 00:24:21,990 --> 00:24:22,990 那个上电视了吗 Is that on TV? 532 00:24:23,060 --> 00:24:24,036 已经 Already? 533 00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:26,790 我只是开玩笑 I'm just joking. 534 00:24:26,930 --> 00:24:30,930 我的真名是梅雷迪斯·格蕾 My real name is Meredith Grey. 535 00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:32,306 我是个外科医生 I'm a surgeon. 536 00:24:32,330 --> 00:24:34,570 只需要你的名字 Just need your name. 537 00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:36,030 好极了 Outta sight. 538 00:24:38,370 --> 00:24:40,940 好了 好了 All right, all right. 539 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,780 给和平一个机会 Give peace a chance. 540 00:24:45,850 --> 00:24:46,787 天啊 Jesus. 541 00:24:46,811 --> 00:24:48,250 找到了 Found it. 542 00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:50,750 我赢了 I win. 543 00:24:55,360 --> 00:25:00,490 你知道吗 马克斯 如果你想帮忙... 马克斯 You know, Max, if you want to help... Max? 544 00:25:00,630 --> 00:25:01,630 布里奇特 Bridget. 545 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,900 不 No. 546 00:25:10,740 --> 00:25:13,086 对 对 就这样 Yeah. Yeah, get into it. 547 00:25:13,110 --> 00:25:14,956 用力打 在那儿来一记重的 Get into it. A big one right there. 548 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,286 哇哦 好的 Wow. All right. 549 00:25:16,310 --> 00:25:18,010 干得好 玛丽 大家干得好 Good job, Marie. Good job, everybody. 550 00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:19,750 给她鼓掌 对吗 Give her a hand. Right? 551 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,450 干得不错 Nice job. 552 00:25:21,580 --> 00:25:22,950 谁想下一个来 Who wants to go next? 553 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,196 朱迪 你想试试吗 Judy, you want to give it a shot? 554 00:25:24,220 --> 00:25:25,650 - 来吧 - 好的 迈克师父 - Come on. - Yes, sensei Mike. 555 00:25:25,790 --> 00:25:27,150 你不用那么叫我 You don't have to call me that. 556 00:25:27,290 --> 00:25:28,520 是的 我的主人 Yes, my lord. 557 00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:29,696 你也不用那么叫我 You don't have to call me that either. 558 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:30,866 只要记住 Just remember, 559 00:25:30,890 --> 00:25:32,820 你们大多数的攻击者都会是男人 好吗 most of your attackers will be men, all right? 560 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,636 所以你们要用力攻击裆部 So you're going to want to go strong into the groin. 561 00:25:34,660 --> 00:25:36,030 好吗 用力攻击裆部 All right? Strong into the groin. 562 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,660 相信我 即使你是女孩 那里也还是会疼 Trust me, it still hurts even if you're a girl. 563 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,770 我八岁的时候从树上掉下来 I fell out of a tree when I was eight. 564 00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:42,870 一根树枝正好戳中要害 Took a tree limb right in the beef. 565 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,176 好的 Ok. 566 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,346 好了 朱迪 谢谢你 Ok, Judy, thank you. 567 00:25:45,370 --> 00:25:47,540 我们... 我们来试试 好吧 Let's... let's give it a try. All right. 568 00:25:47,670 --> 00:25:48,756 让他们看看该怎么做 Let's show 'em how it's done. 569 00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:50,586 来吧 Here you go. 570 00:25:50,610 --> 00:25:51,826 - 咿 - 哇 - Yee! - Wow. 571 00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:53,080 我现在明白你为什么穿道服了 I see why you got the gi now. 572 00:25:53,210 --> 00:25:54,810 - 嘿呀 - 好的 - Hiyah! - Ok. 573 00:25:54,950 --> 00:25:56,556 好了 非常好 All right. Very good. 574 00:25:56,580 --> 00:25:58,766 这招叫风车 This is called the windmill. 575 00:25:58,790 --> 00:25:59,790 耶 Yeah! 576 00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:03,760 那么 那个奇怪的约瑟夫的事怎么样了 So, how's that whole weird Joseph thing going? 577 00:26:03,890 --> 00:26:05,860 你说他回镇上了 You said that he's back in town? 578 00:26:05,990 --> 00:26:08,830 我没说 I didn't say that. 579 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,136 一个戴着面具的家伙 Some guy wearing a mask 580 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,260 他口气很重 他告诉我的 whose breath smelled very bad told me that. 581 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,730 他可能有一阵子没吃东西了 He probably hadn't eaten in a while. 582 00:26:14,870 --> 00:26:16,570 有时候会那样 Sometimes that would do that. 583 00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:21,086 所以那件疯狂的事到底是怎么回事 So what's... what's, going on with that crazy thing anyway? 584 00:26:21,110 --> 00:26:23,310 我不能真的把你牵扯进来 I can't really involve you. 585 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,686 你应该把它留给专业人士处理 You should leave it up to the professionals. 586 00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:26,726 嗯 我是镇长 Well, I'm the mayor, 587 00:26:26,750 --> 00:26:28,810 所以我显然是专业人士 so I'm obviously a professional. 588 00:26:28,950 --> 00:26:31,650 如果用假的巨型剪刀剪彩也算的话 If snipping ribbons with fake giant scissors counts. 589 00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:32,996 - 那些不是假的 - 它们能剪 - Those aren't fake. - They cut. 590 00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:35,290 问问查理·琼斯他的耳朵就知道了 Ask Charlie Jones about his ear. 591 00:26:35,420 --> 00:26:36,990 把你拉进来没意义 Doesn't make sense to loop you in 592 00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:38,436 既然你什么都不知道 since you don't know anything. 593 00:26:38,460 --> 00:26:41,590 我不知道吗 Don't I? 594 00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:44,600 这么说吧 我有经验 Let's just say I have experience 595 00:26:44,730 --> 00:26:48,246 处理某些我不能讨论的事情 with certain things I cannot discuss. 596 00:26:48,270 --> 00:26:49,600 有经验 Experienced? 597 00:26:49,740 --> 00:26:51,846 比如 外星人经验 Like alien experience? 598 00:26:51,870 --> 00:26:52,940 我就知道 I knew it. 599 00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:54,386 凯特被外星人绑架了 Kate has been abducted by aliens. 600 00:26:54,410 --> 00:26:55,970 快告诉我 Just tell me. 601 00:26:56,110 --> 00:26:58,456 哇哦 你直接就... 不 Wow, you went right to... no. 602 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,926 什么 不可能 What? No way. 603 00:27:00,950 --> 00:27:01,950 那... 那太疯狂了 That's... that's crazy. 604 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,120 诽谤 你知道吗 Slander, you know. 605 00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:04,880 别跟我说这个 Get out of here with that. 606 00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:06,820 - 好的 好的 - 干得好 - Ok, all right. - Good job. 607 00:27:06,950 --> 00:27:08,196 她有钢铁般的拳头 She got fists of steel. 608 00:27:08,220 --> 00:27:09,366 好了 还有谁想试试 All right, who else wants to try? 609 00:27:09,390 --> 00:27:10,766 有人吗 Anybody? 610 00:27:10,790 --> 00:27:11,736 我来 I'll go. 611 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,206 - 好的 - 上来吧 凯特 - All right. - Come on up, Kate. 612 00:27:14,230 --> 00:27:15,350 - 好的 - 加油 凯特 嘿 - All right. - Go, Kate. Hey. 613 00:27:15,460 --> 00:27:16,500 你知道吗 You know what? 614 00:27:16,630 --> 00:27:17,736 我们来换个花样 Let's change it up a little bit here. 615 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:18,900 帮个忙 转过去 Do me a favor. Turn around. 616 00:27:19,030 --> 00:27:20,200 好吗 好的 Yeah? Ok. 617 00:27:20,330 --> 00:27:21,800 你在外面 You're out there. 618 00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:23,640 你管着自己的事 You're minding your own business. 619 00:27:23,770 --> 00:27:25,386 你什么也没听见 And you don't hear nothing. 620 00:27:25,410 --> 00:27:27,116 然后突然之间 砰 And then all of a sudden, bam. 621 00:27:27,140 --> 00:27:28,740 有东西抓住了你 Something's got you. 622 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,550 请把我的孩子还给我 Please give me my baby. 623 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:34,880 不 No. 624 00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:37,220 - 就在你脖子这儿 - 现在 你要怎么办 - Right by your neck. - Now, what you gonna do? 625 00:27:37,350 --> 00:27:38,920 不 我说不 No. I said no. 626 00:27:39,050 --> 00:27:40,026 - 天啊... - 不 - Jesus... - no. 627 00:27:40,050 --> 00:27:41,050 - 好了 - 不 - All right. - No. 628 00:27:41,090 --> 00:27:42,996 - 你做到了 - 不 不 不 - You're doing it. - No. No. No. 629 00:27:43,020 --> 00:27:44,420 不 不 不 No. No. No. 630 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,130 - 停下 停下 - 不 不 不 - Stop, stop. - No. No. No. 631 00:27:46,260 --> 00:27:49,060 没事了 没事了 没事了 It's ok, it's ok. It's ok. 632 00:27:50,330 --> 00:27:53,770 我开始想起来了 I'm starting to remember. 633 00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:03,440 特威尔特里斯女士 我需要你帮忙 Ms. Twelvetrees, I need your help. 634 00:28:03,580 --> 00:28:06,340 我正忙着呢 萨哈尔 I'm in the middle of something, sahar. 635 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,150 你在整理棒棒糖 You're organizing lollipops. 636 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,256 是啊 你想要对的口味时 Yeah, you want the right flavor, 637 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,257 你就会感谢我了 you're going to thank me. 638 00:28:10,281 --> 00:28:11,580 马克斯带走了布里奇特 Max took Bridget. 639 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,320 我想他想去抓螳螂人 I think he's trying to catch the mantid. 640 00:28:13,390 --> 00:28:15,166 天啊 Jesus. 641 00:28:15,190 --> 00:28:16,820 等一下 Hold on one second. 642 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,060 真的假的 Seriously? 643 00:28:18,190 --> 00:28:19,606 好吧 听着 我不能半途而废 Ok, look. I can't leave anything half-done. 644 00:28:19,630 --> 00:28:21,176 这是个毛病 It's a problem. 645 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,306 好吧 Ok. 646 00:28:23,330 --> 00:28:25,460 在浩瀚的宇宙之中 In the vastness of the cosmos, 647 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,400 做出抉择向来艰难 decisions are rarely simple. 648 00:28:27,530 --> 00:28:30,440 为了拯救自己 我必须摧毁我自己的同类 To save myself, I must destroy my own kind. 649 00:28:30,570 --> 00:28:32,786 是的 我的人民将被消灭 Yes, my people will be annihilated, 650 00:28:32,810 --> 00:28:35,640 但他们不会在乎 因为他们没有情感 but they will not care because they do not have emotions. 651 00:28:35,780 --> 00:28:38,156 从这方面来说他们很幸运 They are very lucky that way. 652 00:28:38,180 --> 00:28:39,450 等等 Hold on. 653 00:28:39,580 --> 00:28:43,026 我们确定带这个装置去传送门安全吗 Are we sure this device is safe to take to the portal? 654 00:28:43,050 --> 00:28:44,150 它是安全的 It is safe. 655 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,066 记住那根香蕉 Remember the banana. 656 00:28:46,090 --> 00:28:48,990 万... 万一这东西把系统卡住了怎么办 What... what if this thing jams the system or whatever? 657 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,420 为... 为什么我们不在上面绑根绳子 W-Why don't we tie a rope to it, 658 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:51,640 我们先过去 回到家 we'll go through, get home, 659 00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:53,766 然后再把这东西拉过去 and then pull the thing in after us? 660 00:28:53,790 --> 00:28:56,630 你小小的红色大脑在努力工作 Your tiny red brain is working so hard. 661 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,500 这不是一根香蕉 This is not a banana. 662 00:28:58,630 --> 00:29:01,200 这是一个昴星团伽马星团 This is a pleiadian gamma cluster. 663 00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:05,600 它可以监测潮汐 水流 水温 It can monitor tides, currents, water temperature, 664 00:29:05,740 --> 00:29:09,840 一次性监测数万亿加仑水的盐度 the salinity of trillions of gallons of water at once. 665 00:29:09,980 --> 00:29:13,880 这个装置复杂到无法理解 This device is incomprehensibly complex. 666 00:29:14,010 --> 00:29:16,080 - 这是块石头 - 什么 - This is a rock. - What? 667 00:29:16,220 --> 00:29:17,726 该死的 Son of a bitch. 668 00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:19,696 她骗了我们 She tricked us. 669 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,890 主要是你 Mostly you. 670 00:29:35,700 --> 00:29:39,100 好的 爸爸 我们开始吧 Ok, dad. Here we go. 671 00:29:50,620 --> 00:29:53,250 我非常确定我看到了 I was so sure I saw it. 672 00:29:53,390 --> 00:29:56,250 那个... 东西 The... Thing. 673 00:29:56,390 --> 00:29:57,520 UFO Ufo. 674 00:29:57,660 --> 00:29:59,166 你确实看到了 You did. 675 00:29:59,190 --> 00:30:01,976 我也看到了 I saw it too. 676 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,260 如果我说我能给你证据呢 What if I said I could give you proof? 677 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,530 我已经有证据了 I already have proof. 678 00:30:06,670 --> 00:30:09,540 我女儿拍了十几张照片 My daughter took a dozen pictures. 679 00:30:09,670 --> 00:30:11,500 看看它们 Look at them. 680 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:15,840 那只是个气象气球 It was just a weather balloon. 681 00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:16,980 拜托 珍 Come on, Jen. 682 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,456 这是美国政府 This is the United States government. 683 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:19,960 他们知道他们在说什么 They know what they're talking about. 684 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,150 我 I 685 00:30:26,890 --> 00:30:29,090 我不知道我怎么了 I don't know what is wrong with me. 686 00:30:29,220 --> 00:30:32,490 你没问题 Nothing is wrong with you. 687 00:30:32,630 --> 00:30:34,360 给你 Here. 688 00:30:34,490 --> 00:30:36,160 不是照片 Not a photo. 689 00:30:36,300 --> 00:30:37,800 真的 Real. 690 00:30:37,930 --> 00:30:40,900 它从飞船上掉下来的 我看到了 It fell out of the ship. I saw it. 691 00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:44,370 从卫星上掉下来的 Fell off a satellite? 692 00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:47,216 某个孩子的科学项目 Some kid's science project. 693 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:50,416 我不知道 I don't know. 694 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,310 你听我说 You listen to me. 695 00:30:52,450 --> 00:30:55,910 他们就是这么做的 他们会扰乱你的思想 This is what they do. They mess with your head. 696 00:30:56,050 --> 00:30:57,496 他们让你怀疑自己的眼睛 They make you doubt your own eyes. 697 00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:01,496 就是这样人们才会觉得登月是假的 It's how people end up thinking the moon landing was fake. 698 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,096 - 他们这么做吗 - 还没 - They do? - Not yet. 699 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,860 不重要 It doesn't matter. 700 00:31:09,930 --> 00:31:12,530 你知道什么让这事更糟吗 You know what makes this even worse? 701 00:31:12,670 --> 00:31:14,530 我告诉了麋鹿俱乐部（社交场所）的亨利这件事 I told Henry down at the elks about it. 702 00:31:16,340 --> 00:31:18,916 太蠢了 So stupid. 703 00:31:18,940 --> 00:31:21,410 现在全镇都知道了 Now it's all around town. 704 00:31:21,540 --> 00:31:25,610 今天早上我去拿报纸 Went to get my paper this morning. 705 00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:28,680 邻居们都盯着我看 Neighbors just staring at me. 706 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:31,750 别管其他人 Forget everyone else. 707 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:34,550 相信你所知道的真相 Believe what you know is true. 708 00:31:34,690 --> 00:31:38,220 我不知道什么是真的了 I don't know what's true. 709 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,560 再也不知道了 Not anymore. 710 00:31:42,430 --> 00:31:44,430 你现在该走了 You should go now. 711 00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:54,140 谢谢你修好彼得的腿 Thanks for fixing Peter's legs. 712 00:31:54,270 --> 00:31:57,086 我没意识到我把它们装反了 I didn't realize I was putting them on backwards. 713 00:31:57,110 --> 00:31:59,380 一直像只鸵鸟一样走路 Been walking around like an ostrich. 714 00:31:59,510 --> 00:32:01,250 那也不是坏事 It's not such a bad thing. 715 00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:05,166 鸵鸟能把猎豹踢个半死 An ostrich will kick the stuffing out of a cheetah. 716 00:32:05,190 --> 00:32:06,966 等等 我要去一下洗手间 Hold on. I just need to use the little girl's room. 717 00:32:06,990 --> 00:32:08,350 去吧 Go ahead. 718 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,260 我在用嘴吹小号 因为我在小便 I'm mouth-trumpeting, because I'm peeing, 719 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,170 我不想让你听见我小便 and I don't want you to hear me pee. 720 00:32:20,300 --> 00:32:21,616 那就吹首别的歌 Then trumpet a different song then, 721 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:22,976 因为那首会卡在我脑子里 'cause that one's going to get stuck in my head 722 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:23,917 然后每次我听到它 and then every time I hear it, 723 00:32:23,941 --> 00:32:25,900 我都会想到你在小便 I'm going to think about you pee. 724 00:32:42,820 --> 00:32:44,996 我懂你说的吹小号是什么意思 I know what you mean about the trumpeting. 725 00:32:45,020 --> 00:32:47,690 我高中有一次在我们学校排演 I got sick once during our high school production 726 00:32:47,830 --> 00:32:49,630 《相会圣路易》时病了 of "meet me in St. Louis," 727 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:55,146 现在 每次我听到叮当 叮当 叮当... 先生 and now, every time I hear clang, clang, clang... sir? 728 00:32:55,170 --> 00:32:58,170 是... 是只虫子 It's a... a bug. 729 00:32:58,300 --> 00:32:59,940 你... 你看见一只虫子 You... you saw a bug? 730 00:33:00,070 --> 00:33:01,016 什么样的虫子 What kind of bug? 731 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:02,017 大的 Big. 732 00:33:02,041 --> 00:33:03,156 一个大东西 A big thing. 733 00:33:03,180 --> 00:33:06,026 一个... 一个巨大的东西 大概八九英尺高 A g... a giant thing, like, 8, 9 feet tall. 734 00:33:06,050 --> 00:33:08,280 像... 像... 像一只巨大的蟋蟀 Like a... like a... like a giant cricket. 735 00:33:09,450 --> 00:33:11,180 蟋蟀 Cricket? 736 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,626 等等 Wait. 737 00:33:12,650 --> 00:33:14,666 是... 是不是更像螳螂 W-Was it more like a praying mantis? 738 00:33:14,690 --> 00:33:16,836 是的 像那个 Yes. Like that. 739 00:33:16,860 --> 00:33:18,366 我的天 My god. 740 00:33:18,390 --> 00:33:20,630 那是个螳螂星人 It was a mantid alien. 741 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,976 你又看到了一个外星人 You saw another alien. 742 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,730 而且不是普通的外星人 And not just any alien, 743 00:33:24,860 --> 00:33:27,346 是宇宙中最稀有的外星人之一 one of the rarest aliens in the universe. 744 00:33:27,370 --> 00:33:28,530 天 Man. 745 00:33:28,670 --> 00:33:31,376 每个人都能看到外星人 除了我 Everyone gets to see an alien but me. 746 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,810 我再也不小便了 I'm never peeing again. 747 00:33:38,510 --> 00:33:40,680 好了 我们等送奶工 Ok, we wait for the milkman. 748 00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:42,210 然后你扑倒他 And then you jump him 749 00:33:42,350 --> 00:33:44,996 扒下他的制服 穿上制服 and strip him of his uniform, put on the uniform, 750 00:33:45,020 --> 00:33:47,550 敲门 勾引那个父亲 knock on the door, seduce the father, 751 00:33:47,690 --> 00:33:50,396 用牛奶和奶酪款待他 怎么怪怎么来 ply him with milks and cheeses, get weird with it, 752 00:33:50,420 --> 00:33:51,690 但要保持他的 but keep his 753 00:33:51,830 --> 00:33:54,290 这个计划完全取决于他会不会被送奶工吸引 this plan really hinges on his attraction to milkmen. 754 00:33:54,430 --> 00:33:56,390 谁能不被送奶工吸引呢 Who isn't attracted to milkmen? 755 00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,706 不管你们这些白痴在计划什么 忘了它吧 Whatever you idiots were planning, forget it. 756 00:34:00,730 --> 00:34:02,216 我失败了 I failed. 757 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:07,210 我父亲快要死了 所以这都是你们的了 My father is going to die, so this is all yours. 758 00:34:09,110 --> 00:34:10,480 好了 再见 Ok, goodbye. 759 00:34:10,610 --> 00:34:11,880 等等 等等 Wait, wait. 760 00:34:12,010 --> 00:34:13,010 发生什么了 What happened? 761 00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:15,710 我以为我能救他 I thought I could save him. 762 00:34:15,850 --> 00:34:18,866 以为我能改变未来 Thought I could change the future. 763 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:22,896 我一生都在憎恨年轻的自己 I spent my whole life hating my younger self 764 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,436 因为她做得不够多 because she didn't do enough. 765 00:34:25,460 --> 00:34:28,176 也许是时候原谅她了 Maybe it's time to forgive her. 766 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,600 因为我也让他失望了 Because I failed him, too. 767 00:34:30,730 --> 00:34:31,846 好了 再见 Ok, goodbye. 768 00:34:31,870 --> 00:34:35,030 好吧 等等 天啊 Ok, hold on. Jesus. 769 00:34:35,170 --> 00:34:38,070 听着 这很糟 Look, that sucks. 770 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:39,716 但也许你回来不是为了 But maybe you weren't meant to come back 771 00:34:39,740 --> 00:34:41,470 改变事情 对吧 and change things, right? 772 00:34:41,610 --> 00:34:43,840 你... 你为什么不跟我们一起回去 Why... why don't you come back with us? 773 00:34:43,980 --> 00:34:46,256 不 我要留下 No. I'm staying. 774 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:47,786 好吧 我可不留 Well, I'm not. 775 00:34:47,810 --> 00:34:50,250 我会在传送门等你 I will wait for you at the portal. 776 00:34:54,020 --> 00:34:55,196 我不明白 I don't get it. 777 00:34:55,220 --> 00:34:56,720 为什么要留在这里 Why stay here? 778 00:34:56,860 --> 00:34:58,406 你只是个女服务员 You're just a waitress. 779 00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:00,066 你可以回到你当海军上将 You could go back to where you're admiral 780 00:35:00,090 --> 00:35:02,876 或者太空部队什么的地方 of the space army or whatever. 781 00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:04,676 我真不知道你以前是做什么的 抱歉 I don't really know what your job was, sorry. 782 00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:08,230 我为她留下 I'm staying for her. 783 00:35:08,370 --> 00:35:10,640 那个小女孩会需要有人陪着 That little girl is going to need somebody. 784 00:35:10,770 --> 00:35:16,156 她父亲不肯听 甚至不听他自己女儿的 Her father wouldn't listen, not even to his own daughter. 785 00:35:16,180 --> 00:35:19,380 是啊 但你不是 Yeah, but you're not. 786 00:35:19,510 --> 00:35:20,427 什么 What? 787 00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:22,380 他的女儿 His daughter. 788 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:26,050 我的意思是 在这里 对他而言 你不是 I mean, not here, not to him. 789 00:35:26,190 --> 00:35:29,990 你只是龙虾小屋的珍 You're just Jen from the lobster shack. 790 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,920 也许你应该让她试试 Maybe you should let her try. 791 00:35:37,730 --> 00:35:39,176 听着 我得走了 Look, I gotta go. 792 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:43,270 他百分百不会等我的 He is a hundo p not waiting for me. 793 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,470 嘿 Hey. 794 00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:46,670 哈利有没有告诉过你 Did Harry ever tell you 795 00:35:46,810 --> 00:35:49,810 他真正打算用那个装置做什么 what he's really planning to use that device for? 796 00:35:56,350 --> 00:35:58,220 嗨 麦卡利斯特女士 Hi, Ms. McCallister. 797 00:35:58,350 --> 00:36:01,820 那是我在你这个年纪时最喜欢的书之一 That was one of my favorite books when I was your age. 798 00:36:03,490 --> 00:36:04,920 每个人都给我婴儿读物 Everyone gave me baby books, 799 00:36:05,060 --> 00:36:08,760 但我爸知道我的能力不止于此 but my dad knew that I was capable of more. 800 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,570 你看到那个UFO了 对吧 You saw that ufo, didn't you? 801 00:36:14,700 --> 00:36:17,540 我... 我不知道 I... I don't know. 802 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:26,240 我知道你觉得如果你告诉你爸你看到了什么 I know you think that if you tell your dad what you saw 803 00:36:26,380 --> 00:36:28,526 他可能不会相信你 that he might not believe you, 804 00:36:28,550 --> 00:36:31,650 你们之间的关系可能再也回不去了 that things might never be the same between you again. 805 00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:34,720 你怎么知道的 How did you know that? 806 00:36:34,850 --> 00:36:39,290 我也曾是个小女孩 I was once a little girl too. 807 00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:44,260 很多人会试图夺走你的声音 Lots of people will try to take away your voice. 808 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,670 但你必须永远说出真相 But you always have to tell the truth. 809 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:51,470 我知道你很坚强 I know that you are very strong. 810 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,670 现在 你可以分享你的力量 And right now, you can share your strength 811 00:36:54,810 --> 00:36:59,880 给你爸爸 让他相信他所见为实 with your dad so that he believes he saw what he saw. 812 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,820 你觉得你能为我们俩做到吗 Do you think you could do that for both of us? 813 00:37:33,980 --> 00:37:34,956 爸爸 Dad? 814 00:37:34,980 --> 00:37:36,196 我也看到了 I saw it too. 815 00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:37,196 你看到了 You did? 816 00:37:37,220 --> 00:37:39,720 我相信你 I believe you. 817 00:37:39,850 --> 00:37:46,120 谢谢你 宝贝 谢谢你相信 Thank you, honey, for believing. 818 00:37:50,130 --> 00:37:52,530 你确定是这条路吗 Are you sure this is the right way? 819 00:37:52,670 --> 00:37:54,706 是的 马克斯说他在格雷迪家附近 Yes. Max said he found some animal carcasses 820 00:37:54,730 --> 00:37:56,530 发现了一些动物尸体 near the Grady property. 821 00:38:00,010 --> 00:38:07,080 是的 我来了 马克斯 只是一个普通无人看管的孩子 Yup, here I am, Max, just a normal unsupervised kid 822 00:38:07,210 --> 00:38:12,126 晚上独自在树林里 能看见外星人 in the woods alone at night, who can see aliens. 823 00:38:12,150 --> 00:38:14,220 希望周围没有怪物 I hope there's no monsters around. 824 00:38:14,350 --> 00:38:15,550 我真的很无助 I'm really helpless. 825 00:38:21,190 --> 00:38:22,176 嘿 笨蛋 Hey, stupid. 826 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,160 看来鱼儿上钩了 Looks like company's coming. 827 00:38:28,700 --> 00:38:31,170 蹩脚的口头禅 Lame catchphrase. 828 00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:32,400 这是我的 Here's mine. 829 00:38:32,540 --> 00:38:35,010 放开我 Let me go. 830 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:40,550 等等 Wait a minute. 831 00:38:50,990 --> 00:38:51,966 搞什么鬼 What the hell? 832 00:38:51,990 --> 00:38:52,990 恶心 Gross. 833 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,736 嘿 伙计们 Hey, guys. 834 00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,860 你们看到哈利了吗 You seen Harry? 835 00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,116 你为什么不告诉我 Why didn't you tell me 836 00:39:06,140 --> 00:39:07,316 我是在帮你摧毁你的族人 I was helping you destroy your people? 837 00:39:07,340 --> 00:39:08,916 我想你不会帮忙的 I think you would not have helped. 838 00:39:08,940 --> 00:39:11,510 不 我不会的 好决定 No, I wouldn't have. Good call. 839 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,880 我这么做是为了杀死螳螂人 I'm doing it to kill the mantid, 840 00:39:14,010 --> 00:39:16,010 为了拯救地球 你的星球 to save earth, your planet. 841 00:39:16,150 --> 00:39:17,150 是啊 当然 Yeah, right. 842 00:39:17,220 --> 00:39:18,526 当了一天人类 One day as a human, 843 00:39:18,550 --> 00:39:20,726 你就这么关心地球人了 and you care so much about the people of earth. 844 00:39:20,750 --> 00:39:21,727 是的 Yes. 845 00:39:21,751 --> 00:39:23,820 你骗不了骗子 You can't lie to a liar. 846 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,020 看着我 Look at me. 847 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:27,690 - 哈利 - 别管我 - Harry. - Leave me alone. 848 00:39:27,830 --> 00:39:28,890 我必须这么做 I have to do this. 849 00:39:29,030 --> 00:39:30,830 是啊 为了拿回你的外星能量 Yeah, to get your alien energy back. 850 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,430 是的 Yes. 851 00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:35,006 好吧 好吧 Ok, fine. 852 00:39:35,030 --> 00:39:37,970 我需要它回来 我必须拥有它 I need it back. I have to have it. 853 00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:40,870 在这副人类身体里我很虚弱 I am weak in this human body. 854 00:39:41,010 --> 00:39:44,380 我很脆弱 我很害怕 I am vulnerable. I am frightened. 855 00:39:44,510 --> 00:39:46,910 欢迎加入俱乐部 Welcome to the club. 856 00:39:47,050 --> 00:39:48,780 我现在什么都不是了 I'm nothing now. 857 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,650 你应该明白 You should understand. 858 00:39:50,780 --> 00:39:52,580 你曾是奥运会运动员 You were an olympic athlete. 859 00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:57,796 如果你有机会拿回那一切呢 What if you had a chance to get that back? 860 00:39:57,820 --> 00:39:59,490 是啊 是啊 Yeah, yeah. 861 00:39:59,630 --> 00:40:01,236 我会动心 I'd be tempted. 862 00:40:01,260 --> 00:40:04,730 但前提不是要杀死地球上所有人 But not if it was going to kill everyone on earth. 863 00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:09,330 如果我处于那种情况 我会 And if I was in that situation, I would 864 00:40:09,470 --> 00:40:11,176 我会希望有个朋友能劝我打消念头 I would want a friend to talk me out of it. 865 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,786 我不想让你劝我打消念头 I do not want you to talk me out of it. 866 00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:14,186 我不想有这种感觉 I don't want to feel like this. 867 00:40:14,210 --> 00:40:17,480 我不想感觉自己一无是处 I do not want to feel like I am nothing. 868 00:40:17,610 --> 00:40:21,956 我想如果你这么做了 你会感觉更一无是处 I think you'll feel more like nothing if you do this. 869 00:40:21,980 --> 00:40:24,396 这些是你的族人 These are your people. 870 00:40:24,420 --> 00:40:27,550 你不能就这么把他们消灭了 You can't just wipe 'em out. 871 00:40:27,690 --> 00:40:31,220 但我会变回我自己 But I will be me again. 872 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,890 但只有你 But only you. 873 00:40:34,030 --> 00:40:38,900 你种族里没有其他人 没有联系 No one else in your race. No connection. 874 00:40:39,030 --> 00:40:42,270 只是漂浮在虚无的尽头 Just floating at the end of nothing. 875 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:06,460 有时候 生物被迫承认他们的历史 Sometimes beings are forced to acknowledge their history. 876 00:41:15,470 --> 00:41:18,340 并认识到他们与历史并非分离 And to recognize that they are not separate from it, 877 00:41:18,470 --> 00:41:21,470 而是历史活在他们之内 but that it lives inside of them. 878 00:41:27,750 --> 00:41:29,256 是啊 你的牌很烂 Yeah, your cards are bad. 879 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:30,820 那儿有几张牌 There's a couple of cards there. 880 00:41:30,950 --> 00:41:33,420 有时候他们得以改写他们的历史 Sometimes they get to rewrite their history. 881 00:41:33,550 --> 00:41:34,526 拿那张吧 我甚至不需要它 Take that one. I don't even need it. 882 00:41:34,550 --> 00:41:35,550 我不要那张 I don't want that one. 883 00:41:35,690 --> 00:41:37,420 我要... 我要这边这张 I want... I want this one over here. 884 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:39,890 有时候他们完全回避历史 Sometimes they avoid it entirely. 885 00:41:40,890 --> 00:41:42,660 我一生都在 I spent my whole life 886 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:46,360 憎恨年轻的自己 因为她做得不够多 hating my younger self, because she didn't do enough. 887 00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:47,900 也许是时候原谅她了 Maybe it's time to forgive her. 888 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,170 你把一切都搞砸了 You screwed everything up. 889 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:04,980 嘿 是达西 Hey, there's D'arcy. 890 00:42:15,190 --> 00:42:18,860 - 求你了 - 把我的孩子还给我 - Please. - Give me my baby. 891 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,730 亲爱的 你还好吗 Hon, you okay? 892 00:42:21,870 --> 00:42:24,340 她当时在场 She was there. 893 00:42:24,470 --> 00:42:25,740 什么 What? 894 00:42:30,010 --> 00:42:33,580 我的过往是一个强大而骄傲的外星人 My history is one of being a strong, proud alien, 895 00:42:33,710 --> 00:42:36,010 我选择保留那段过往 and I chose to preserve that. 896 00:42:36,150 --> 00:42:39,926 现在我的故事是... 我是个人类 Now my story is... I am a human. 897 00:42:39,950 --> 00:42:42,150 一个乳糖不耐受的人类 And a lactose-intolerant human. 898 00:42:42,290 --> 00:42:45,490 但正如人类爱说的那句话 虽然我始终不解其意 But as humans like to say, and I still do not know why, 899 00:42:45,630 --> 00:42:48,760 事已至此 it is what it is. 900 00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:50,336 我相信一切不会太糟糕 And I'm sure it will not be as bad. 901 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:51,406 哎哟 哎哟 哎哟 Ouch, ouch, ouch. 902 00:42:51,430 --> 00:42:52,560 脚抽筋了 脚抽筋了 Foot cramp. Foot cramp. 903 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,900 亲爱的 我回来了 Honey, I'm home. 904 00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:00,746 希瑟 Heather. 905 00:43:00,770 --> 00:43:02,970 来见见你的孩子们 I want you to meet your kids. 906 00:43:08,180 --> 00:43:11,120 而有时候 过往的经历终究会找上门来 And sometimes, our history comes home to roost.