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原创译制：微博@面包周末看剧

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MUSIC: Kyrie/Sjung, Syster Sjung! by Sara Parkman

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你还好吗
You all right?

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这里曾经是天体海滩
This bit used to be the nudist beach here.

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后来市政往海里倾倒排泄物
Till the council started throwing turds in the water.

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谁还愿意在这里露胸脯晒太阳
I mean, what's the point of getting your chebs out

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如果周围一切都臭得要命？
if everything stinks of shit?

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你非得用“大胸脯”这个词吗？
Do you have to use the word "chebs"?

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对不起 
DANNY CHUCKLES Sorry.

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胸部
Tits.

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马盖特现在其实挺不错的 属于新兴发展社区
Margate's actually quite nice now. It's quite up-and-coming.

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我刚看见一家Aldi超市
I just saw an Aldi.

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布罗德斯泰斯还有家Prezzo餐厅 -哦不错 
And a Prezzo in Broadstairs. Ooh.

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我曾经非常喜欢这里  非常非常喜欢
I used to love it here, so much.

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虽然伦敦现在烂透了
Although London's shit now.

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大家的手机老是被扒手偷走
We're all just getting our phones nicked all the time

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所有地方十点半就关门 所以...
and everywhere shuts by half ten, so...

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 见鬼 要是想玩通宵怎么办？
Shit. What do you do if you want a late one?

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有时候我会去…
Well, sometimes, I go...

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我会去…
I go to...

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..苏豪区
..Soho House.

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苏豪区？！-嗯 
Soho House?! Mm.

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不会吧
DANNY CHUCKLES Oh, no.

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-别告诉我你是会员 -打住
Please don't tell me you're a member. Don't start.

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你以为自己是谁啊 去苏豪区？
Who do you think you are in Soho House?

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就是个凌晨一点想吃帕德龙辣椒配龙舌兰的人
Just someone who likes a 1am picante with padron peppers and pals.

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你也太基了吧
You are so gay.

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我没有坚持下来 对吧？
I didn't make it, did I?

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我很抱歉 兄弟
I'm so sorry, mate.

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我也很抱歉 
I'm sorry too.

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我只是...
I just...

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我只是没办法
I just couldn't...

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你不需要解释
You don't need to explain it.

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我们都知道 人生没有唯一的答案 
We all know there isn't just one answer.

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我只是想让你知道 某种程度上
I guess I just want you to know in some way

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你依然鲜活地存在着
that you're still so present.

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都是一些日常琐事时刻 比如 
It's all the everyday stuff, really, like,

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比如我在选Tesco套餐时 就会想起你
I could be picking a Tesco meal deal and start thinking about you -

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你会选什么 是选胡椒博士汽水
at what you'd get, whether you'd go for a Dr Pepper

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还是蓝莓果昔
or a Naked Blue smoothie,

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你会怎么看待 现在这些变化
what you'd make of how it's all changed.

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有什么变化了？
How's it all changed?

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套餐不是3镑了
It's not �3 anymore.

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什么？
What?

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现在是3.9镑
It's �3.90.

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用会员卡3.4镑
3.40 with a Clubcard.

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你在开玩笑吗？
Are you joking?

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不过有些Tesco门店 套餐里可以选Costa咖啡机现磨咖啡
But at some Tescos, you can get a Costa Express

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只要3.4镑 这价格
in the �3.40 deal, which is...

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就是单买一倍咖啡的价格 
BOTH: ..the price of a coffee in itself.

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有些时候
And then sometimes,

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我会在特定日期想起你
I'll just think about you on certain dates,

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比如当我活到 我们相识时你的年纪那天
like the day I turned the age you were when we met...

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我就在想 你当初为什么要和
..and I thought, I don't know why you became friends

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我这种呆子做朋友
with such a dweeb.

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还有当我活到 你离开时的年纪那天
Or the day I turned the age you were when you left.

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我感到特别愧疚
And I felt so guilty,

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好像我本不该活到比你还要大
like I was never supposed to become older than you.

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然后在我30岁生日那天
And then the day I turned 30,

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我第一个念头是"天啊 你在这个年纪应该会很开心"
one of my first thoughts was, "God, you'd be so happy in this age."

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很多事都变得不重要了 你不再在乎
Everything just sort of dissipates a bit and you stop giving a shit

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照片里的自己够不够好看
about looking good in photos

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或是能不能准时赶上谁的生日酒局
or making someone's birthday drinks on time.

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我最烦生日酒局了
I fucking hate birthday drinks. Mm.

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要办就正经办个派对 不然就别搞
It's, like, have a party or don't.

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我完全同意 
I totally agree.

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我知道 在某个角落 你一定会对这份过分坦诚的真诚
And I know, somewhere, you'll be cringing soooo hard at the earnest,

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感到尴尬到不行 但我只是...
overshare-y sincerity of all this, but I just...

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我只是真的很想你 
..I just really miss you.

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关于我们 我已经写下了很多文字
And I've written so much about us.

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不要让那些本来可能发生 却未实现的遗憾
To not let the injustice of what could have been...

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掩盖我们曾有过的所有快乐
..override all the joy of what was.

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听我说 虽然是我选择了这个结局
Can I just say, look, I know I chose this ending,

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但我们都知道 这不是我想要的 
but we both know it's not what I wanted.

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我并不想离开
I didn't wanna leave,

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我只是想逃离那个 我不断深陷的烂摊子
I just wanted out of the fucking mess I kept falling into.

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或许 我心底也觉得 故事不该如此结局
I dunno, a part of me thinks that this shouldn't be the ending.

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所以 我…
And, yeah, I'd...

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真心想改写这个结局
..I'd actually really like another one.

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好啊
OK.

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行 这样吧
OK, right. Erm...

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站起来 -什么？
Stand up. What?

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快点
Come on.

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站起来
Up you get.

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肩膀向后 
Shoulders back.

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挺胸抬头
Chebs out.

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站到长椅上去
Get up on the bench.

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直接站在上面？-是的 
What, like, on it? Yeah.

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好了 然后呢？
OK, and...now what?

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你要等待
You're going to wait.

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等什么？
Wait for what?

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我想想 那天晚上
Well, I'd like to think, that night,

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你明明求助了 却不愿等待救援到来
you didn't wait for the help that you had asked for to get to you,

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所以这次 你得等着 
so, this time, you're gonna wait.

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我感觉自己像个傻瓜站在这里 
I feel like a bit of an idiot just stood here.

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不 你没有 你看起来很棒 
No, you don't. You look great.

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听着 只要等着 转机就会出现的
Look, if you wait, something else will come along.

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可能没有奇迹般好很多 但
It might not be loads better, but...

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你等着就是
..just you wait.

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Jack
Jack.

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谢谢
Ah, thank you.

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我感觉自己蠢透了
Ah, I feel like a right plum.

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不 去他的
No, sod this.

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来吧 没事的
Come on. It's OK.

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就这样 没关系
That's it. It's OK.

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别怕
It's OK.

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都会好的
It's all right.

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哭出来就好
Let it out, OK?

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发泄出来
Let it out.

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没关系的
It's OK.

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抱歉 Danny 你把茶叶包放在哪里了？
Sorry. Danny, where do you keep your teabags?

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不 我不是在和你说话 
No, I wasn't talking to you.

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我今晚不会在家 Kelly
No, I won't be home tonight, Kelly,

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恐怕你得自己做饭了 
so you're going to have to make your own dinner, I'm afraid.

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不...
No...

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不 那不是真的 
No, that's not true.

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我最近教过你怎么用乔治·福尔曼烤炉的 记得吗？
I taught you how to use the George Foreman very recently, remember?

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嗯嗯 那就好
Yeah... Yeah, OK.

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厨房的蔬菜抽屉里还有一些芦笋尖 
And there's some asparagus tips in the veg drawer as well.

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我知道…我知道它们会让你的小便味道变怪
No, I know...I know they make your wee go funny,

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它们会让所有人的味道都变得怪怪
They makes everyone's wee go funny.

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不过事实上 芦笋尖对身体非常有益 
Funnily enough, actually very good for you, asparagus tips.

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有益听力之类的 差不多是这样
Erm... Good h-hearing, something like...something like that.

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其实我现在正在马盖特喝茶呢
Erm, well, I'm actually just teabagging in Margate at the moment.

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你在笑吗？
Are you laughing?

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她在笑 
She's laughing.

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这有什么好笑的？
Why are you laughing at that?

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你还在吗？
Hello?

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她可能在火车之类的地方 
I think she's on the train or something.

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对了 茶包 茶包
Right, teabags, teabags...

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接下来的节目是《体育问答》
TV: Coming up next, it's A Question Of Sport.

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苏·巴克也是女同吗？ 还是只有克莱尔·巴尔丁？
Is Sue Barker a lesbian as well or is that just Clare Balding?

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不记得了 
Can't remember.

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我们来看看《电视指南》吧？
Shall we have a little read of the TV Guide?

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哦 这是2008年的书
Ooh, it's from 2008.

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肯定过期不准了
It'll be wrong.

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看过…这个看过 那个也看过
Mm. Seen... Yeah, seen that, seen that.

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这个倒没看过
Haven't seen that actually.

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呃 自行车比赛
Ugh, cycling.

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哎呀 
Ahh.

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好像有不知道哪来的妖风
There's a little bit of a breeze coming from somewhere...

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哦 我的天哪 哦 我的天哪 
SHE GASPS Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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嘿嘿 抱歉！
Heh... Sorry!

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嗯嗯 当时情况紧急 因为你发短信后
No, it was a bit of an emergency cos, erm, you know, you didn't

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没接我的电话 然后我有点...
answer you phone after you texted me and I was a bit like, "Oh..."

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因为我已经开了两个小时的车 所以心里想“哦 我得进去 ”
Cos I'd driven for two hours, and I was like, "Ooh, got to get in,"

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所以我最后用了迷你巴士的灭火器
so I used the minibus fire extinguisher in the end,

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那个灭火器也很迷你
which is also quite mini,

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砸开...砸开了你的房门 
erm, to smash your... smash your back doors in.

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但是别担心  别慌张 因为我
But don't worry, don't worry, don't panic, cos I've put many an

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可是装过无数个SU马桶门铰链的人
SU bog door back on its hinges.

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家常便饭 很快的
All in a day's work.

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没问题
OK. DRILL WHIRS

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闭上你的眼睛 
Cover your eyes.

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好了 我们先休息一下
Right, let's just get some shut-eye

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明天再制定行动计划 好吗？
and then we'll make a plan of action tomorrow, OK?

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谢l谢你 Jules
Thanks, Jules.

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哦...哦 别担心 不用客气
Oh... Oh, oh, no worries...at all.

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没事 亲爱的 
Of course, sweetheart.

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没什么大问题 是我们解决不了的 好吗？
There's nothing too big that we can't fix, OK?

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只需记住这一点 
Just remember that.

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好的 
OK.

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晚安
Night, then,

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我要听个播客助眠 你不介意吧？
I'm just gonna put on a podcast if that's OK, just to help me sleep.

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大家好 我是阿努什卡·德拉方特
Hello. My name is Anoushka Delafonte

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欢迎收听《女性健康赋能》播客
and you're listening to Anoushka's Empowered Women's Health podcast,

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我们将深入探讨千禧一代女性
where we delve into many of the hidden issues

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那些难以启齿的隐秘困扰
affecting millennial women today.

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从经前综合征到乳房胀痛
From PMS to tender breasts,

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这里是我们自由谈论身体的安全港湾
this is a safe space for women to discuss our bodies.

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And talking of safe spaces, we're sponsored by Squarespace.

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Squarespace empowers millions of dreamers, makers and doers

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by providing them with the tools they need

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将创意理念变为现实 
to bring creative ideas to life.

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非常简单！
And it's so easy.

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哎呀...
Ahh...

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你知道我衣服上的“GS”代表什么吗？
Oh, do you know what "GS" stands for on my...?

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超绝艳遇
"Great shag."

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开玩笑的 其实只是…
No, I'm joking. Just, erm...

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想跟你开点无伤大雅的玩笑
No, just trying to get some cheeky banter going with you.

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毕竟你大学快毕业了
Cos now you're at the end of uni,

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我终于能和你这样玩笑了
I can do cheeky banter with you, finally.

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要不要来份“惠比先生”冰淇淋？99款？
Ooh, shall we have a Mr Whippy? 99?

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哦 你好 
Oh, hello.

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你好
IN MANDARIN:

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我们想买两个99款的“惠比先生”冰淇淋

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我的要三个脆片卷

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完全可以

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你想加什么别的小料吗

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哦 呃...
Ooh, er...

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我们两个都要很多的巧克力

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我的要很多很多糖霜

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我的要很多很多糖霜
..hundreds and thousands sprinkles.

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全洒在我的冰淇淋上

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你是要现金付 还是刷卡

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现金 我有硬币

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给你多加了额外的脆片卷
Threw in an extra Flake for you.

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哎呀 谢谢你 你真好
Aww, thank you. That's very kind.

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Jules!
Jules!

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干嘛？
What?

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MUSIC: Sea Creatures by Soak

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你大学到底学的什么专业？
What did you actually study, then?

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国际商务关系与汉语
International business relations with Mandarin.

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哇 嗯 
Wow. Mm.

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天哪 马盖特的冰淇淋简直是戴安娜王妃级别
God, the ice creams in Margate are to Princess Di for.

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《大男孩》第三季第六集

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哦 开始了 
Oh, here we go.

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1999年的一次采访中
In an interview in 1999,

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她说职业生涯中曾在更衣室
she said that during her career she was approached by

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被女同性恋网球选手搭讪
lesbian tennis players in locker rooms

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并拒绝了她们
and had to reject their advances.

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哦 这样啊 好吧
Oh, right, OK.

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1982年 她和歌手克利夫·理查德有过短暂恋情
And in 1982, she had a brief romance with singer Cliff Richard.

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不可能！-真的 克利夫曾说：
No! Yeah. Cliff allegedly said,

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“我认真考虑过向苏·巴克求婚
"I seriously contemplated asking Sue Barker to marry me,

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但最终意识到我对她的爱
"but, in the end, I realised I didn't love her quite enough

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还没有深到要托付终身”  -天啊 真伤人 
"to commit the rest of my life to her." Oh, my... So harsh.

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确实 他们是在温网认识的吧？-嗯温网 没错
It is harsh. They would have met at Wimbledon. At Wimbledon, yeah.

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等等 我们这是在哪？这不是回学校的路 
Hang on, where are we? This isn't the way back to uni.

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嘿嘿 我要带你绕个37分钟的远路
Well, I'm taking us on a cheeky 37-minute detour

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去你最爱的一家餐厅
to one of your favourite places to eat.

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你在开玩笑吧！
You're joking!

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弗利特服务站！没错！
Fleet Services! Yeah.

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Jules Handy我爱死你了！-哦 注意文明用词
I fucking love you, Jules Handy! Oh, language please.

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我爱——死——你——了！
I fucking love yoooooou!

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MUSIC: Whiteout Conditions by The New Pornographers

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哎呀...
Ahh...

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啊 太爽了！
Ah, that was incredible.

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你知道吗 刚才我拿着那两把半自动手枪
You know, when I was holding those two semi-automatic pistols just now

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在街机厅打丧尸的时候
to kill the zombies on the Sega House of Dead machine, I...

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我突然想到 我的人生需要新挑战了
..I just suddenly had a thought that...that I need new challenges in my life.

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这就是弗利特服务站的魔力
This is very much the effect that Fleet Services

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人人都逃不过
tends to have on people.

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你知道吗 跟你说实话 我这辈子
Do you know what? Believe it or not, my whole life, people have, like,

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总被人当笑话看 实际上我…
thought I was a bit of a joke or something and I'm actually...

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其实...我挺为自己骄傲的
..I'm actually not. I'm... I'm very proud of my career.

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我知道我没有离开过大学
Because I know I didn't, you know, leave uni and join, like,

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没进世界五百强企业 也没搞什么
a FTSE 100 company or...or...or start a small, inspirational,

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独立文创公司之类的事情
independent greetings card business or anything like that,

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但我在做真正热爱的事
but, you know, I did something that I really love,

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就是帮助别人
which is helping people.

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沃克斯香辣味薯片来点？
Mm. Walkers Max Paprika?

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不要 现在不行 
No, not right now.

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帮别人认识自我
But, erm, helping them learn about themselves

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让他们放下束缚
and help them to... to let their hair down and...

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重新发现自己是谁
..and discover who they are.

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就像你引导Jack那样
I mean, like how you've done with Jack.

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还有你所有的朋友
And all your friends, actually.

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我...
And I...

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我想说
..I think that...that...

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明年应该是我当辅导员的最后一年 
..next year should be my last year.

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我也在一直思考这个问题
And I was thinking as well,

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我是说 如果你愿意的话
I mean, you know, if you're up for it, that, erm...

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其实你具备和我同样的特质
I just think that you have a lot of those same qualities.

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我吗？-是的 
Me? Yeah.

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我想这个夏天我可以培训你 
I was thinking I could train you up this summer and, erm...

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这是份正规带薪工作
It'd be, like, a proper-waged job and everything.

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在你完成论文后...
You could finish your disso, then, and, erm...

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至少暂时 你可以成为我的接班人
I mean, at least for a little bit, you can be the new me!

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听你这么说...
You know, when you put it like that...

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我想这正是我想做的事
..I think that's exactly what I wanna do.

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我肯定能做得超棒！
I think I'd actually be sick at this!

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我就是这个意思
Yeah, that's literally what I'm saying.

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啵！
Boop!

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你明明讨厌我这样
You hate it when I do that to you.

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我知道 但一旦开始就停不下来对吧？
I know. It's hard not to, though, innit, once it's on?

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是的 会上瘾
Yeah, it's addictive, it's addictive.

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能帮我把胃药拿出来吗？
Can you get the Gaviscon out of there?

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那些墨西哥辣椒炸食
Those jalapeno poppers are just sitting...

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有点让我烧心
..sitting right on my chest. Yeah.

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里面没有吗？
Oh, are there none in there?

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没有 只是...
No, just... Erm...

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我可以去给你买些
Mm. I can go and get you some, though.

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-不会麻烦你吗 -当然没事 -哦太谢谢了
Oh, yeah, are you sure, yeah? Yeah. That'd be great.

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WH Smith药店 没问题 
WH Smith's, mate. Not a problem.

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哦 嗨 是我
Oh, hi, hi.

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嗯就我一个人 
Yeah, it's just me.

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嗯 没事 我很好 
Erm... Yeah. No, no, I'm fine.

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嗯...
Erm...

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嗯 我抓住他了 是的 
Er, yeah, I've got him, yeah.

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嗯嗯 过程挺艰难的 但...
TEARFUL: Yeah, it was quite tough, but...

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我们现在正在回来的路上
Yeah, we're on our way back now, so...

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是的 
Yeah.

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好的 
OK.

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谢谢你的关心 Tim
Thanks, Tim. Thanks for checking in.

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当然 我应该的
Of course.

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随时联系我
Text me any time.

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我整个夏天都在
Yeah, I'm here to help all summer so...

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如果需要的话 他可以住我那儿
Yeah, he can stay at mine if he needs, but...

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或者随便 只是...
I mean, whatever, just...

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我们会帮他渡过难关
We'll...we'll get him through.

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不是 当然不会住我房间
Well, no, he wouldn't be staying in my room.

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我这里有三个卧室 Jules
Well, I've got three bedrooms, Jules.

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好的 
OK.

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嘿 你做得很好
Hey, you did really well.

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好的 好的 保重 
All right, OK, take care.

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他没事吧？
Is he all right?

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他没事
He's all right.

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MUSIC: Wreath by Perfume Genius

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查尔斯三世的两段情史：戴安娜和卡米拉
她叫戴安娜·卡米拉
She's called DianaCamilla.

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查尔斯三世的两段情史：戴安娜和卡米拉

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查尔斯三世的两段情史：戴安娜和卡米拉
很好听 迪安娜·卡米拉·米勒？
Nice. DianaCamilla Miller?

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其实是米尔-阿尔 尾音要上扬
It's actually Mill-ar, like, up at the end.

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对 结尾要强调...米尔-阿尔 发音不一样
Yeah, it goes up at the... Mill-ar. Up at the end. So it's different.

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我只希望她能成为
And, like, I just really want her to be a woman who just

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一个不厌女的女性
doesn't hate other women.

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你懂吗？某种程度上
Aww. You know? So, in many ways,

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这是属于我终结查尔斯
this is sort of my way of just ending that feud

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两位妻子间恩怨的方式
between Charles's brides, you know? Mm.

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真让人兴奋
This is exciting.

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嗨 你好吗？
Hi. All right?

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嗯...
Erm...

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你看起来不错
You look well.

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嗯嗯 你看起来
Yeah, you look...

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聪慧过人
..smart.

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谢谢 
Thank you.

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给你介绍一下我的家人
Erm, meet my family.

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这是我妈妈 金 -嗨 你好 
This is my mum, Kim. Hi, there.

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那些发音比较难念的名字
You know the names that are harder to pronounce,

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你给我标注好音标了吗？
did you write them out phonetically for me?

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我觉得只标少数族裔名字
Yeah, I-I thought it might be racist, though,

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可能有点种族歧视
to just do the ethnic names,

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所以我已经把所有内容都按音标拼读出来了 
so I've phonetically spelt out everything.

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好吧
OK, erm...

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这样可能更稳妥 先别走 
Yeah, that's probably right, isn't it? I don't... Don't go yet.

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克雷格 大卫
Craig, David...

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这位是布里尔昂特
..and this is Brilliant.

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你叫布里尔昂特？布里尔昂特！
Wait, hang on, your name's Brilliant? Brilliant.

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确实绝了
That's brilliant.

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行了 去爸妈旁边找座位坐吧！
Right, OK, just go and take your seats, wherever Mum and Dad are.

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各位！各位！
Guys! Guys!

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老天啊！
Christ!

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我刚去租了学位服
I just went to the hat and gown place.

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只需要27镑 所以我租了一整天 
It's �27, so I've hired it for the day.

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脱掉它 现在
Take it off now.

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 别因为我穿得更好看 就嫉妒我行吗？
Don't be jealous because it suits me more, please.

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我实际上有一件大事要宣布给你们
OK? I actually do have some pretty big news to tell you all.

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开始了 她又要抢我风头了
Here we go. How's she going to upstage my day now?

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所以 九月份
So, in September...

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我要去读大学
I'm going to uni.

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什么？总算做了件聪明事！
What? Finally, a smart move.

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那太棒了 亲爱的 
That's amazing, love.

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我可不会偷懒
Yeah, so, I'm not gonna be lazy and, like, go to some little uni

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读本地的无名大学
down the road or anything like that.

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相反 我和Tariq 还有孩子们 
Erm, instead, me, Tariq and the babies,

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下个月要搬去
we're moving next month...

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塞浦路斯 
..to Cyprus.

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刚夸完就打脸
Spoke too soon.

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老天 那鬼地方远死了！
Christ, that's ages away.

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我知道它很远
I know it's far, it is far,

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但是你们得常来
but, you know, you've gotta come visit.

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我不想让大家错过孩子的成长
And I really want you all to see the kids loads.

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Tariq在大学附近找到了一栋不错的房子 他和孩子们住那
And Tariq's found this really nice house near the campus for him

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我第一年先住宿舍
and the girls cos I'm gonna do the first year in halls.

355
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,360
你他妈嗑药了吗？！
Are you on fucking drugs?!

356
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:54,280
抱歉？-你彻底失去理智了吗？
Sorry? Have you lost your absolute fucking mind?

357
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,560
没错 告诉她 奶奶
Yeah, tell her, Nan.

358
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,160
好了 各位
OK, guys.

359
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:01,920
你好 欢迎 欢迎（法语） 欢迎（中文）
Hello, welcome, bienvenue, huang yang

360
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:08,720
欢迎各位莅临布伦特大学2016届新闻学学士毕业典礼
to the Brent Uni BA Journalism Graduation 2016.

361
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:17,880
现在 我非常荣幸宣布 颁发这些重要证书的嘉宾是
Now, it gives me great pleasure to say that handing out these very

362
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:21,560
 难以置信我居然能说出这个名字
important scrolls you see here, we have - I can't believe

363
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,480
我国最受爱戴的娱乐访谈主持人之一
I'm saying this - one of the country's most beloved entertainment

364
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,640
在我们国家...今天
interviewers in... in the country today.

365
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,600
我爱她 你爱她 我们都爱她 
I love her, you love her, we all love her.

366
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:31,240
请用热烈的掌声与跺脚声
Please put your hands and feet together for the late, grea...

367
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,360
欢迎...欢迎...
..erm...for the...for the...

368
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,800
不屈不挠的艾莉森·哈蒙德！
..for the indomitable Alison Hammond.

369
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,440
MUSIC: This Morning Theme

370
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,720
好了 我知道 戴上你的帽子 先坐下 
Yes, I know, I know. Put your hat on and sit down.

371
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,880
戴上你的帽子 坐下来 -艾莉森·哈蒙德 -我知道
Put your hat on and sit down. Alison Hammond. Yeah.

372
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,760
不要再提她的名字了 就坐下来 伙计 
Don't say her name any more. Just go sit down, buddy.

373
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,000
首先有请
Please welcome, up first,

374
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:57,440
伊丽-莎白 乔-尼尔
El-uh-zeh-bruff Jo-ee-ner.

375
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,600
塔玛-萨 佩多-弗莱
Ta-ma-sa Pee-do-frile.

376
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,880
这是托马斯·彼得·弗里尔！
It's Thomas Peter Friar!

377
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:14,320
科-丽娜 加哈-玛拉
Co-ree-na Ga-ha-ma-ra.

378
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,840
哇！呜呼！
Woo! Woohoo!

379
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,720
恭喜 非常感谢 
Congratulations. Thank you so much.

380
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,080
杰-基 罗卡 
Ja-kee Roo-ka.

381
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,200
上去 Jack！
Go on, Jack!

382
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,480
恭喜 干得漂亮
Congratulations. Well done.

383
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,160
你是...你是我的鱼 
You're...you're my fish.

384
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,520
你说什么 宝贝？
Sorry, bubs?

385
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:34,160
你死了 你…你是我死掉的鱼（Jack的宠物鱼名字）
You died. You're...you're my dead fish.

386
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,840
哦好吧 祝您有个愉快的一天 恭喜
Oh, right. Have a lovely day. Well done.

387
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,840
帕哒 喜喜 
Pa-da She-ee.

388
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,560
我们来看你了 Shannon！
BOTH: We're coming, Shannon!

389
00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:00,160
哎呀 谢谢你们帮我搬宿舍行李
Aww, thanks for helping me move my stuff into halls, guys.

390
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,280
哎呀 爱你 
Aww, love you.

391
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:09,400
不过 伙计 你的头皮屑很严重 
Although, mate, your dandruff's terrible.

392
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,440
就像坐在碎纸机底下似的
It's like you've sat under a shredder.

393
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,520
你好啊 
Hello, you.

394
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:30,440
哎呀 兄弟
Ahh, mate.

395
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,280
看起来真不错 
It looks so good.

396
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,320
确实不错 不是吗
It does, dunnit?

397
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,800
我为你感到骄傲 
I'm proud of ya.

398
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,320
好啦 别搞肉麻的废话了
Oh, all right, no soppy bollocks,

399
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:42,240
Jules刚才还在这儿哭呢 就因为我自己搞定了所有事情
I've already had Jules in here crying cos I did this all by myself.

400
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,800
因为你抢了她的风头 兄弟
Well, you've upstaged her, mate.

401
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,960
现在 你准备西装革履打扮一番？
Now, are you gonna get suited and booted

402
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,760
今晚去钓大一新生吗？
to pull a fresher tonight?

403
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:52,040
不行  布伦特大学有规定  我必须穿这身制服 
Nah, it's Brent Uni policy, I've got to stay in uniform, so...

404
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,200
所以 不行
Nah, can't.

405
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,720
而且合同也规定我不能
Yeah, I'm also contractually forbidden to, you know,

406
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,320
和学生们跳舞、调情
dance with, flirt with,

407
00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:59,440
更不能上床 所以...
definitely shag with any of the students, so...

408
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,600
哎呀 真遗憾 
Ah, that's a shame.

409
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,040
严格但公平嘛 对吧
Yeah, strict but fair. Yeah.

410
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,320
嗯 你可以和我跳舞调情 
Well, you can dance and flirt with me.

411
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,400
不上床那种... -好 可以啊
Not shag, but... All right, OK.

412
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:09,520
等着
Wait there.

413
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,360
准备好了吗？嗯哼 
Ready? Mm-hm.

414
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,760
MUSIC: The Magic Position by Patrick Wolf

415
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,200
这里的音响系统太棒了
The sound system in here's sick.

416
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:20,120
我要办车库音乐派对 全套的
I'm gonna put some garage nights on, the lot.

417
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,480
来吧 
Right, come on.

418
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,920
我们不会真要跳舞吧？
We're not actually gonna dance, are we?

419
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:27,000
你邀请我跳舞 那我们就跳个舞吧 
You asked me to dance, so let's have a dance.

420
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,360
但这有点基啊
Yeah, but it's a bit gay.

421
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,080
没错 非常基 快来吧
Yes, it's very gay. Now, come on.

422
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:33,120
我们要怎么跳？
What are we doing?

423
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:38,720
好的 
All right.

424
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,560
# 就让人们去说吧
# So let the people talk

425
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:45,320
# 周一的清晨漫步
# It's Monday morning walk

426
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:51,920
# 穿过我们深陷的华丽混乱
# Right past the fabulous mess we're in

427
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,800
# 今天会是美好的一天
# It's gonna be a beautiful day... #

428
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:57,960
杰克和丹尼 
Jack and Danny.

429
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,120
伦敦押韵俚语指"私处" 对吧？
Cockney rhyming slang for "fanny", innit?

430
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:06,400
# 你带走我的吻
# And you take my kiss

431
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,640
# 我带走这世界
# And I take the world... #

432
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,280
记住别做我不会做的事
All right, now, just don't do anything I wouldn't do.

433
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,640
虽然我不会和男人搞 但你懂我意思
I mean, I wouldn't shag a bloke, but you get what I mean.

434
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,200
跑！
Run!

435
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,040
# 在我所认识的所有人中
# Cos out of all the people I've known

436
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,840
# 我去过的地方...  你喝了兴奋剂！
# The places I've been... # You drank poppers!

437
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:29,080
# 唱过的所有歌谣 见证的所有奇迹
# The songs that I have sung The wonders I've seen

438
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:32,600
# 如今梦想都已成真
# Now that the dreams are all coming true

439
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,840
# 是谁引领我穿越迷雾？
# Who is the one that leads me on through?

440
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:43,640
# 是你让我进入这个魔法世界 亲爱的
# It's you who puts me in the magic position, darling, now

441
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:51,240
# 是你让我进入这个魔法世界 亲爱的
# You put me in the magic position, darling, now

442
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:58,240
# 是你让我进入这个魔法世界 亲爱的
# You put me in the magic position, darling, so

443
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:05,480
# 让我带你进入这个魔法世界 亲爱的
# Let me put you in the magic position, darling, cos

444
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:10,840
# 我正在人生关键点歌唱
# I'm singing in the

445
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:12,960
# 人生关键点
# The major key

446
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,080
# 主要键
# The major key

447
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,320
# 人生关键点
# The major key

448
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:37,400
# 让我带你进入
# Let me put you in the

449
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,400
# 人生关键点
# The major key. #

450
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:56,960
《大男孩》第三季完结撒花  感谢和我一起感受这个故事

451
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,880
# 你以为自己
# Well, you thought

452
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:02,840
# 无法继续前行
# You could not go on

453
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,760
# 你的骨骼在震动
# Your bones are just beating

454
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:10,040
 # 如葬礼鼓声轰鸣...
# Like drums at your funeral song... #