1 00:00:00,575 --> 00:00:03,860 距离提交论文还有五个月 With five months to go before handing in our dissertations, 2 00:00:03,860 --> 00:00:07,400 Corinne硬拉着我们去了一个之前几乎没去过的地方 Corinne forced us to go where you and me had barely been before - 3 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,120 布伦特大学图书馆 the Brent Uni library. 4 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:12,950 我忘记带充电器了 我得回去 I left my charger at home, I've got to go back. 5 00:00:12,950 --> 00:00:15,480 不 别想这么容易开溜 朋友 No, no, you're not getting out of it that easy, my friend. 6 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:17,880 你现在已经确定论文主题 现在是时候进行研究 You've got your topic now, it's time to research. 7 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:21,120 行吧 但愿我的笔记本电量够用 All right. Let's just hope I've got enough batty on my lappy. 8 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:22,240 “笔记本的小电池”？ Batty on my lappy? 9 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:24,680 没错 小电池电量够用 就不需要充电器 Yes, batty on my lappy, so I don't need my charger. 10 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,560 “笔记本的小电池” Batty on my lappy. 11 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:29,400 这里的味道闻起来像汗臭和旧书 It smells like BO and old books. 12 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:32,320 还有精液的气息 And cum. 13 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:34,200 没错 这里闻起来像精液 Yeah, it does smell like cum. 14 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:37,080 外面有棵树就这味儿 闻起来像精液 Yeah, there's one of those trees outside that smell like cum. 15 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:42,120 听着 第一 别让我丢脸 Right, firstly, don't embarrass me. 16 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:44,400 我在这里很受尊敬 I'm pretty well respected in these parts 17 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:45,720 并且这对我来说是个相当神圣的地方 and this is quite a sanctuary for me. 18 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:47,160 知道了 赫敏 All right, Hermione. 19 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:50,760 第二…图书馆部落分类 Secondly...the tribes of the libes. 20 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:52,720 那边 我们有超级酷的宅男 Over there, we have the super-hot nerds. 21 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:54,240 不 他们不会看上你的 No, they won't fancy you, 22 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,000 他们只爱智商爆表 They're attracted to Mensa levels of intellect 23 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:57,400 和金·卡戴珊式翘臀的人 and Kardashian levels of thigh gap. 24 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:58,760 连我都配不上他们 Even I'm not good enough for them. 25 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:00,800 然后是自慰狂 时不时被抓现行 Then there's the masturbators, always caught jacking off. 26 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:03,280 我以前见过这帮家伙 肮脏的混蛋 Yeah, I've seen this lot before, dirty bastards. 27 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:05,720 还有LARP社团 他们正在策划聚会 And there's the LARP society, planning their meet-ups. 28 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,840 这听起来像是一场LARP 什么是LARP啊？ Ah, that sounds like a LARP, what's LARP? 29 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,720 真人角色扮演！最后 Live-action roleplay! And finally, 30 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:11,640 双性恋女生带着男友 we have the bisexual girls with boyfriends 31 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,840 聚在一起讨论女性文学 -嗨 女孩们 who meet up to discuss women's lit. Hi, girls. 32 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:16,000 现在所有女生都是双性恋 All girls are bisexual nowadays. 33 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:17,400 多棒啊 It's great. 34 00:01:18,625 --> 00:01:24,310 原创译制：微博@面包周末看剧 35 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:26,200 大卫死了 David's dead. 36 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:27,520 不 他没有！ No, he's not! 37 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:34,025 这不是研究 -嘘！大卫死了 This is not research. Sh! David's dead. 38 00:01:34,025 --> 00:01:35,960 大卫是谁？问得好！ David who? Precisely! 39 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,120 我们认为是安吉的前夫大卫 We think it's Angie's ex-husband David, 40 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:39,800 但室友觉得是大卫·盖斯特 but the housemates think it's David Gest, 41 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,080 他只是睡着而已 who's just asleep in bed, 42 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:44,000 那个已经去世的大卫与现在的大卫不是一个人 and the David who is dead is an entirely different David altogether. 43 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:46,920 不 就是安吉前夫大卫·鲍伊 他死了 No, it is just Angie's ex-husband, David Bowie, who is dead. 44 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:49,600 哦我的天哪 大卫·鲍伊去世了？-嗯哼 跟上时代 Oh, my God, David Bowie is dead? Yes, keep up. 45 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:53,280 我很困惑 I'm so confused. 46 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,280 到底哪个大卫死了？ Which Dave is actually dead? 47 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:59,400 《大男孩》第三季第四集 48 00:01:59,400 --> 00:01:59,720 《大男孩》第三季第四集 所以从一月到五月 整个毕业最后一年 So that January through till May of final year, 49 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,720 所以从一月到五月 整个毕业最后一年 So that January through till May of final year, 50 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:05,960 我们做了件大学期间几乎没做过的事 we did the one thing we hadn't really done so far at uni. 51 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,280 学习 We worked. 52 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:09,760 # 春日 阳光 冬天 恐惧 # Spring, sun, winter, dread 53 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:12,560 # 我不想过早变老 # I don't want to get older 54 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:17,240 # 绝对不行 绝对不行 # No way, no way 55 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:19,680 # 春日 阳光 冬天 恐惧 # Spring, sun, winter, dread 56 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:23,360 # 我不想变老... # I don't want to get older... # 57 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:24,560 呃！ Ugh! 58 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,240 滚开！ Fuck off! 59 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:33,800 # 保证电脑小电池时刻满电 保我学习无虞 # Give me batty on my lappy, keep me working 60 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:37,680 # 保证电脑小电池时刻满电 我虔诚祈祷 # Give me batty on my lappy, I pray. 61 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:41,200 # 保证电脑小电池时刻满电 让我开心嗨皮 # Give me batty on my lappy, keep me happy 62 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:44,480 # 让我在图书馆里保持快乐嗨皮... # Keep me happy in the library... # 63 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:00,440 靠！靠！Danny 不是吧 Fuck! Fuck, Danny, sh! 64 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:05,560 是马克的电话 我没办法 -等等 你什么时候回来？ It's Mark, I can't... Wait, when will you be back? 65 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,175 哈罗 Danny小子 Hello? Danny boy, 66 00:03:07,175 --> 00:03:08,920 你最喜欢的罪犯出狱了 your favourite criminal has been released. 67 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:08,960 Deirdre Rachid：英国长寿肥皂剧《加冕街》的一个历经波折角色 68 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:10,640 Deirdre Rachid：英国长寿肥皂剧《加冕街》的一个历经波折角色 迪尔德丽·拉希德？ Deirdre Rachid? 69 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:10,680 Deirdre Rachid：英国长寿肥皂剧《加冕街》的一个历经波折角色 70 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:12,800 因为我表现好 他们提前放我出来了 They've let me out early for being a good boy. 71 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:15,720 甚至连监狱看守的屁股都不用碰 你能相信吗 Didn't even have to finger none of the screws or nothing. Can't you believe me. 72 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:15,760 开玩笑吧！G区的“大戴夫”肯定气炸了 没错！ 73 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,440 开玩笑吧！G区的“大戴夫”肯定气炸了 没错！ You're joking! I bet Big Dave on G Wing was gutted. Yeah! 74 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:18,480 You're joking! I bet Big Dave on G Wing was gutted. Yeah! 75 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:20,760 你现在在哪里？我现在在玛盖特 兄弟 Where are you now? I'm down in Margate, mate. 76 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,360 听着 我有个小提议给你 Listen, I've got a little proposition for you. 77 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,680 如果你是想拉我和你一起在滨海大道上卖毒品 If you're asking me to sell drugs along the promenade with you, 78 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,600 门都没有！绝对不行！ it's a big no. No! 79 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:30,800 我现在走正道了 Dan 真的！ I'm on the straight and narrow now, Dan, proper, all right? 80 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,560 我看中了一套海边的两居室 I'm looking at a nice little two-bed flat by the sea, 81 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,160 所以我一直在想 几个月后 and so I was thinking, in a couple of months, 82 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:35,200 当你完成大学学业后 你可以搬来和我一起住 83 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:38,600 当你完成大学学业后 你可以搬来和我一起住 when you're done with uni and that, you can come and live with me, Dan, 84 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:38,640 when you're done with uni and that, you can come and live with me, Dan, 85 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,600 实现我们年少时的梦想 make our teenage dream come true, son. 86 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:43,120 兄弟 我不知道… Mate, I don't know. 87 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:46,400 哦 来吧 我可以帮你照顾奶奶 Oh, Come on, look, I can help you look after Nan, 88 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,800 我们可以一起想主意 and we can sort of figure out what... 89 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:51,000 规划未来 什么的…… what we want to do with that and, erm... 90 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:56,320 再当一回萨尼特的“德里男孩和罗德尼”！ ..and, yeah, mate, be the fucking... Del Boy and Rodders of Thanet again. 91 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:59,520 嗯 但是兄弟 我已经在这边建立我的新生活了 Yeah, but, mate, I've sort of built my life round here now. 92 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:02,040 但伦敦生活成本有点贵 不是吗？ Yeah, but London's a bit expensive, innit? 93 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,440 它不是真正的家 对吧？ And it's not home home, is it, Dan? 94 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,360 我们是肯特人 兄弟 我没说错吧？ Like, we're Kent bods, mate, all right? 95 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:09,800 你可以带我们离开肯特 但带不走骨子里的肯特魂 You can take us out of Kent, but you can't take Kent the out of us, Dan. 96 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,120 我知道 但真的很遗憾 Yeah, sadly. 97 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:14,640 Mark 抱歉… 但我在伦敦真的很快乐 Look, I'm sorry Mark, but... this is where I'm really happy. 98 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:15,960 是这样吗 兄弟？ Yeah, mate? 99 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:21,880 好吧 兄弟… 反正也只是个想法而已 All right, mate, well... yeah, no, it's just an idea, innit? 100 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,480 我只是觉得 -没关系 没事的 I just think... It's all right, mate, it's all right, I'll, erm... 101 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:29,520 我没事 Dan 我…我会好好的 I'll be all right, Dan, I'm...good as gold mate, erm... 102 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,600 嗯嗯 我得先挂了 Yeah, listen, I've just got to go mate. 103 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,800 有人给我打电话 爱你 兄弟 One sec, someone's just ringing me. Love you, mate. 104 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:41,480 # 我喜欢看着... # I love to look... # 105 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:43,840 你等了他四年 就盼着他出狱 You'd waited four years for him to come out, 106 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:45,560 可他出来之后 and then when he did, 107 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:48,240 你感觉你又疏远了之间的距离 you felt you'd put the distance right back. 108 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:53,200 没过多久 Mark就不再回复你的任何消息了 And soon enough, Mark just stopped replying to any of your messages. 109 00:04:58,160 --> 00:04:59,440 嗯... Erm.. 110 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:02,240 不是要烦你 但是... Not to pester but, erm... 111 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:04,760 要不要去胡闹一下？ ..the sex? 112 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:07,800 我们不能这样 -没事的 我们可以 We can't. Yes, we can. 113 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:10,360 不 算了吧 行吗 No, come on, leave it. OK. 114 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:10,400 要不今晚？毕竟我们好久没… 115 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,520 要不今晚？毕竟我们好久没… Well, maybe tonight? Cos it's been a while since we... 116 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:13,560 Well, maybe tonight? Cos it's been a while since we... 117 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,320 我知道 行 晚上再说 I know. Yeah. Yeah, later. 118 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:19,480 行吧 OK. 119 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:19,520 # 一群男人 120 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,320 # 一群男人 # A dozen men 121 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:21,360 # A dozen men 122 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:27,120 # 三十个昼夜 每日二十四小时 # 30 days with 24 hours in each 123 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:31,760 # 破碎了少年梦几许 # Of shattered boyhood dreams... # 124 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:35,720 祝你生日快乐 # Happy birthday to you 125 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:39,400 祝你生日快乐 -嘘！ # Happy birthday to... # Shh! 126 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,120 哦 糟了！ Oh, poo! 127 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:43,640 我忘了在图书馆不能大声喧哗 I forgot you can't be loud in the library. 128 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:46,040 谢谢大家 -趁没忘赶紧说 Thanks, guys. Just quickly before I forget, 129 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:49,800 你们别再唱《电脑的小电池》 这首歌了 you all have to stop singing Batty On My Lappy. 130 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:52,520 因为有人开始投诉了 Because someone has complained about it. 131 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,760 哦 我的天哪！着火了吗？ ALARM RINGS Oh, my God! Is there a fire? 132 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:58,080 我听不见！是火警吗？是！ It's cos I can't hear! Is it the fire alarm? Yes! 133 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:00,200 我听不见 我听不见！ I can't hear it, I can't hear it! 134 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:02,480 不知道是不是演习 我去确认！ I don't if there's a drill, I'll find out! 135 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:02,520 谁负责的... 是我在负责！ 136 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:04,760 谁负责的... 是我在负责！ Who's in ch... I'm in charge, I'm in cha...! 137 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:04,800 Who's in ch... I'm in charge, I'm in cha...! 138 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:10,240 所以... -谢谢 So... Thank you. 139 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:18,400 妈妈 母亲节快乐！ Happy Mother's Day, Mum! 140 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,000 奶奶 你的礼物！ Nan! 141 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:21,160 哦！ Oh! 142 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,200 还有Shan的！ And Shan! 143 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:26,360 哇！黑巧克力总能帮我通便 Mwah! Dark chocolate always helps me go. 144 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:29,680 比前几年那个母亲节礼物强点 It's a bit better than that Mother's Day present a couple years ago. 145 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:32,920 什么？我们说好不再提那事 Shannon What? We don't talk about that, Shannon. 146 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:36,200 哦 我的天！Laurie去世后的第一个母亲节 Oh, my God! So the first Mother's Day after Laurie dies, 147 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:40,240 Jack带我们去《冰上舞蹈》现场当观众 Jack takes us to be in the live studio audience of Dancing On Ice. 148 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:42,240 很棒啊！-这完全是一团糟 Nice! It's a total palaver. 149 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:45,360 我们迟到了 座位还分散 奶奶直接离场了 We arrived late, no-one could sit together, Nan leaves. 150 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:45,400 Torvill and Dean：《冰上之舞》传奇组合 我发现托维尔和迪恩有一股非常黑暗的能量 151 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:48,000 Torvill and Dean：《冰上之舞》传奇组合 我发现托维尔和迪恩有一股非常黑暗的能量 I find Torvill and Dean have a very, very dark energy. 152 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:48,040 I find Torvill and Dean have a very, very dark energy. 153 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,720 并且Pegs就坐在一位女士旁边 And Pegs is sat next to this woman, aren't you? 154 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:52,320 有点似曾相识 Who she sort of recognises... 155 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:54,600 我就是想不起是谁 I just couldn't put my finger on it. 156 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:57,120 但当摄像机转过来时 No, but when the camera came round, right, 157 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,800 全体观众为这位女士鼓掌 the whole audience claps for this woman, 158 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:03,840 然后我们突然意识到她是 and then we suddenly realised she was the mother 159 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:06,040 最近溺亡事故孩子的母亲！ of a recently drowned child! 160 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:13,800 天啊！太好笑了！ Oh, my God! It was so funny! 161 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,760 虽然抱歉 但真的... Oh, I'm sorry but come...on. 162 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,400 这很有趣啊 It was funny. 163 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,000 我今天收到我妈的消息了 I actually heard from my mum today. 164 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,840 我也是 Same. 165 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:24,880 她五月份要从澳大利亚过来 166 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:26,640 她五月份要从澳大利亚过来 She's over from Oz in May. 167 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:26,680 She's over from Oz in May. 168 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:29,360 所以我们要给Lauren-Sienna Yeah, so we're going to have a really big first birthday 169 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:29,400 在5月14日办个盛大的生日派对 170 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:32,120 在5月14日办个盛大的生日派对 for Lauren-Sienna on the 14th of May. 171 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:32,160 for Lauren-Sienna on the 14th of May. 172 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,840 刚好是欧洲电视歌唱大赛 这是我们唯一的共同爱好了 It's Eurovision - only thing we have in common. 173 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:37,640 所以如果您能协调好比赛竞猜活动 So if you can please co-ordinate your sweepstake, 174 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:39,480 邀请你们的朋友来吧 invite your mates, yeah. 175 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:41,200 Shan 别抱太大希望 Shan, don't keep your hopes up, 176 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:46,360 因为Eileen可能会推迟不来 就像她过去六次所做的那样 because Eileen might postpone, like she has done the last six times. 177 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:49,080 不 她不会 No, she won't. 178 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:52,200 她不会的 She won't. 179 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,520 我知道她的性格作风... I know what she's like... 180 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,320 但她不会让我失望的 ..but she's not going to let me down. 181 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:01,920 # 丹尼尔 # Daniel 182 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:04,920 当我第一次见到你 # When I first saw you 183 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:08,320 # 我就知道你心中 # I knew that you had 184 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:11,840 # 有团燃烧的火焰 # A flame in your heart... # 185 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,160 要帮忙吗？ Can I help? 186 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:16,080 不用 No. 187 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:18,320 噢抱歉 No, sorry. 188 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:19,880 没关系 It's OK. 189 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:22,600 # 我在你的眼眸中找到了归宿 # I found a home in your eyes 190 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:27,040 # 我们永远不会分开... # We'd never be apart... # 191 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:29,480 就好像 我一直都在自我安慰 Like, I just keep telling myself 192 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:32,720 当他状态良好时 他是最好的男朋友 that when he's on good form, he's the best boyfriend, 193 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:35,720 但他状态不好的时候 我就好像失去了他 but...when he's not, I just lose him. 194 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:38,080 你已经尽力了 You're doing all you can. 195 00:08:41,340 --> 00:08:42,900 我打算再坚持一年 I'm going to give it a year. 196 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:44,820 留在伦敦 Stay in London. 197 00:08:44,860 --> 00:08:47,980 我就打算找找 带薪实习的机会或者 I'm just going to look for a paid internship or... 198 00:08:48,020 --> 00:08:49,780 一份糊口的工作 ..a job to get me by. 199 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,920 好的 OK. 200 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:56,440 我会撤回你硕士的申请 I will withdraw your masters application. 201 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:01,320 不过我得说 你的论文读起来很无趣 But I will say your dissertation reads boring 202 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:03,640 所以去采访一些真正的女性吧 好吗 so interview some real women, please. 203 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:06,640 # 当大火来临之时... # And when the fires came... # 204 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:09,280 所以当你和Corinne渐行渐远的时候 So whilst you and Corinne continued to drift, 205 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,680 我忙着和大半个学校的人上床 I was busy shagging half of campus. 206 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:14,840 因为当你在写关于肛交的论文时 Cos when you're doing your dissertation on anal, 207 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:18,280 需要非常实际的研究 it requires a very practical set of research. 208 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:20,680 我们来玩角色扮演吧 Let's do roleplay. 209 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:23,600 真人角色扮演... Live-action roleplay... 210 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:32,240 你很熟练擅长嘛 You're fast at that. 211 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:37,200 你干嘛穿成这样！ Why are you wearing that?! 212 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:38,640 我今晚要为英格兰队加油 I'm cheering on England tonight. 213 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:41,960 United Kingdom: 英格兰、苏格兰、威尔士和北爱尔兰组成 我们参加欧洲歌唱大赛是以英国的名义 We're in Eurovision as United Kingdom. 214 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,840 他们是威尔士人 They're Welsh. 215 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:47,880 我就是喜欢我们参赛组合叫乔和杰克 你懂吧？太酷了 I just love that our act's called Joe and Jake, you know? So chill. 216 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,920 我意思是这首歌有点糟糕 所有歌都挺糟糕的 I mean the song's a bit shit, all the songs are shite. 217 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:52,960 Danny 欧洲歌唱大赛是我的文化 Danny, Eurovision's my culture. 218 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,280 我为了你去了解足球运动员 I learnt about footballers for you. 219 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:58,280 我知道赫克托……贝莱林是谁 I know who Hector...Bellerin is. 220 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,720 赫克托·贝莱林 我甚至都没跟你提过他 Hector Bellerin, I didn't even tell you about him anyway, 221 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,960 我甚至都不支持阿森纳队 你就是看上他了 I don't even support Arsenal, you just fancy him. 222 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,480 嗯 我知道他是… Well, I know that he's... 223 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:06,920 右边锋？ ..right wing? 224 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:08,680 是右后卫 Jaclk Right-back, Jack. 225 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:11,920 或者边后卫 我可不关心他的政治立场 Or wing-back. I don't know about his politics. 226 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:20,720 如果妈妈没出现 我就不在脸书上发宝宝的照片了 If Mum doesn't show up, I'm going to stop sending baby pics on FaceyB. 227 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:23,760 嘿 还记得《今晨》节目热线里他们跟你说的话吗 Hey, remember what they said to you on the This Morning phone-in. 228 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:26,280 "别用你的孩子当武器"! GEORDIE ACCENT: "Don't use your baby as a weapon"! 229 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:29,720 嗯 我想什么时候把孩子当武器就什么时候用 谢谢呢 Denise Well, I'll weaponise my baby whenever I like, thank you, Denise. 230 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:31,520 Russell表现不错嘛？ Russell's doing well, isn't he? 231 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:33,600 他和Peggy阿姨现在会不会尴尬啊？ Is it awkward with him and Auntie Peggy? 232 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:35,280 不会 他们只是朋友 Yeah, they're just friends. 233 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:37,880 他们有时会感到有点孤独 想要有人陪伴 They just get a bit lonely sometimes and want some company. 234 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:40,800 但我确实跟她说过 我说：“Pegs 要是你想反悔” But I did say to her, I was like, "Pegs, if you want to do a U-turn, 235 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,280 “那我们有好多润滑油和避孕套 她都能用得上” "then we've got loads of lube and johnnies that she can use, 236 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:43,320 “因为我们用不着了” -我们可以 237 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:45,920 “因为我们用不着了” -我们可以 "cos we don't need them any more." Could we maybe... 238 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:45,960 "cos we don't need them any more." Could we maybe... 239 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,200 -你想保留润滑油吗？-是的 -好吧 我会告诉她 Do you want to keep the lube? Yeah. Fine, I'll tell her. 240 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,960 我看起来还行吧？ Do I look all right? 241 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,400 性感辣妈！ Fit MILF! 242 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,560 谢谢 Thank you. 243 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,280 嗨 妈妈！-嗨呀 Hi, Mum! Yeah, hiya. 244 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:09,760 拿着 Take that. 245 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,720 哦 谢谢 这是什么呀？ Oh, thanks. What's that, then? 246 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,360 这是我的思露尔果汁酒 It's my Shloer. 247 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:16,000 思露尔果汁酒？ -对 思露尔 我就喝这个 Shloer? Yeah, Shloer, it's all I drink. 248 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,760 哦 这样啊 我好像从没喝过思露尔 Oh, right, I don't think I've ever tried Shloer. 249 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:21,520 行啊 如果你想的话 可以喝一口我的思露尔 All right, well, you can have a sip of my Shloer if you like. 250 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:23,800 谢谢 Thanks. 251 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:26,240 进去啊 我可不想像个自由民主党人一样站在这儿 OK, come on, I can't be standing out here like a Lib Dem. 252 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:28,840 抱歉 进来吧 你看起来很不错 Sorry, yeah, come in, yeah. You look really good. 253 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:30,000 是的 我知道 Yeah, I know. 254 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,480 里面有款无糖的 你可以试试那个 There's a sugar free one in there. You could try that. 255 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:37,080 见到你真高兴 妈妈 Nice to see you, Mum. 256 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:46,440 你能不能休息会？ Will you give it a rest? 257 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:46,480 你不能在聚会上还写论文 这很没礼貌 258 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,760 你不能在聚会上还写论文 这很没礼貌 You can't be dissertationing at a party, it's rude. 259 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:48,800 You can't be dissertationing at a party, it's rude. 260 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:50,240 是吗？ Is it? 261 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,800 我还剩3000字没写 而且截止日期没几天了 所以… Look, I've 3,000 words left and the deadline's days away, so. 262 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:55,400 嗯 我上个月重新开始写我的论文了 Well, I re-started my dissertation last month, 263 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:59,120 所以我还剩20000字没写 但我还是给自己放了一天假 so I've got 20,000 words left and I'm still having a day off. 264 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:02,120 什么？你重写了？！Danny 你为什么不告诉我？ What? You restarted?! Danny, why didn't you tell me? 265 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,160 因为你又不是我妈 Cos you're not my mum. 266 00:12:16,145 --> 00:12:19,120 Shan 我是说 别往心里去啊 Shan, yeah, I mean, don't take this personally or anything, 267 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,360 因为归根结底 最后都一样 cos when all's said and done at the end of the day, 268 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:24,560 我只是实话实说 因为我就是这样的人 -我知道 I'm just telling it how it is cos that is just me all over. Yeah. 269 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,040 但他真的很帅 But he's really handsome. 270 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,680 嗯嗯 他很招人喜欢 -没错 Yeah, he's lovely. Yeah. 271 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:32,800 他真可爱 He's lovely. 272 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,680 嗯哼 他很可爱 Yeah, he's lovely. 273 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:39,070 你有没有想过那件事？ -嗯 有时候会 你想说什么？ Do you ever think about that? Yeah, sometimes. What do you mean? 274 00:12:39,070 --> 00:12:42,280 没什么 就是…你懂的 Nothing, just...you know, it's... 275 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,480 嗯 我知道 他很性感 Yeah, no, I know, he's fit. 276 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:45,880 禁欲系 Stoic. 277 00:12:46,445 --> 00:12:48,360 很像那个人 A lot like the bloke. 278 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,920 你好吗 Jack 你的学位念得如何？ How are you doing Jack? With your degree? 279 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,520 哦哦哦！ Ooh-hoo-hoo! 280 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,440 我本l来可以去上大学的 我足够聪明 I could've gone to uni, I'm clever enough, 281 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,280 只是我家里穷得叮当响 所以… but just my family was disgustingly poor, so. 282 00:12:57,320 --> 00:13:01,000 谢天谢地 我现在马上就要 买一栋六居室的联排别墅了 Thankfully, I'm now just about to buy a six-bedroom townhouse 283 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:04,040 别墅还有个美人鱼尾巴形状的游泳池 with a swimming pool shaped like a mermaid's tail. 284 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,040 不过是在澳大利亚 But in Australia, so. 285 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,720 所以感谢你同意和我聊聊 So thanks for agreeing to talk to me 286 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,640 关于什么样的女性才算成功 about what makes a successful woman. 287 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:23,280 为了记录信息 你能报一下你的名字吗？ So, just for the record, could you please state your name? 288 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:25,160 哦 呃... Oh, er... 289 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,440 奶奶 Nan. 290 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,560 不是 是你的全名 No, like your full name. 291 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,960 哦 宾果奶奶 Oh, Nanny Bingo. 292 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,920 不 要你真正的名字 No, like your proper name? 293 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:37,000 哦嗯 Shannon Oh, er, Shannon. 294 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,640 你的名字是Shannon？-Shannon Your name is Shannon? Shannon. 295 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:41,480 在采访成功女性 是吗？ Interviewing successful women, are we? 296 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:41,520 因为我实际上一直被评为 297 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,200 因为我实际上一直被评为 Because I have actually been consistently voted 298 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:44,240 Because I have actually been consistently voted 299 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:47,080 整个澳大利亚西南部最优秀的 one of the best Weight Watchers group leaders 300 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,360 轻体减肥小组组长之一 in the whole of south-west Australia so... 301 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:52,440 哦不 亲爱的 我觉得轻体减肥就是个邪教组织 Oh, no babe, no, I think Weight Watchers is a cult 302 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:56,000 它强迫人们把营养问题简化成数字游戏 forcing people to boil down their nutrition into numerical mind-games 303 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:57,960 同时制定长期盈利策略 whilst creating a long-term profit strategy 304 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,240 用女性的自我厌恶心理获利 所以 不了 feeding off of women's self-hatred, so, no. 305 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,320 不过我的小组里大多是男性 Well, I mostly have men in my groups anyway, 306 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,280 因为我觉得他们没那么爱发牢骚 cos I find them a bit less whingy. 307 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:11,360 你为什么不采访一下我那事业有成的女儿呢？ Why don't you interview my successful daughter? 308 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,520 显然她是一名派对策划师 Apparently she's a party planner. 309 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:15,280 谁敢信啊！ Fuck's sake! 310 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,760 借过一下 -哦 Excuse me. Oh. 311 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:42,080 你妈妈人很好 但她一直叫我“斯多葛” Your mum's lovely, but she keeps calling me Stoic. 312 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,440 我的名字是Tariq My name's Tariq. 313 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,400 # 但这不太对劲 # But it's not quite right 314 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,360 # 在这个真实中 # And this real 315 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:02,120 # 在那盲目的话语中 所有的可能都化为不可能 # It's impossible if possible at whose blind word 316 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:06,600 #如此清晰 却又无人倾听… # So clear but so unheard... # 317 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:13,520 电视观众切换一下频道 我们将进行现场直播 TV: ..Switch off for the TV viewers, we're going to cut in live, 318 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:16,080 我们将在这里举办一场舞会！ and we're going to have like a dance party in here! 319 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:19,960 没错 我们要在这里举办一场舞会！ Yeah, we're gonna have a dance party in here! 320 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,720 嗨 Hey. 321 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:26,320 您想喝点什么吗？-不 谢谢 Do you want a drink? No, thank you. 322 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,000 你喝了多少了？ How many have you had? 323 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,520 哦 别这样 Oh, don't. 324 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,680 嗯... Er... 325 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:46,000 这里有没有不是那种廉价的超加工肉类的东西？ Is there anything here that isn't like cheap ultra-processed meat? 326 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:49,680 我可不吃任何曾经有脸 I'm not eating anything that once had a face 327 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:52,080 但被重新做成另一种模样的东西 but has been reconstituted into another face. 328 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,400 好吧 All right. 329 00:15:55,440 --> 00:16:00,075 少吃点 Shannon 给其他人留一些！ Careful, Shannon - leave some for everyone else! 330 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,200 Shan Shan. 331 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:13,080 怎么了？ Yeah? 332 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,200 我能说件事吗 Can I say something, 333 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:18,600 你能答应我 无论我说什么都会原谅我吗？ and you promise you'll forgive me whatever I say? 334 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:19,760 可以 Yeah. 335 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:23,680 Eileen一直以来都是 而且现在仍然是 Eileen has always been and continues to be 336 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:27,240 一个心胸狭窄、无知刻薄的讨厌鬼 a small-minded, ignorant, spiteful little prick. 337 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:32,400 她在你11岁的时候就离开了你 She left you at 11. 338 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,160 她很懦弱 She's weak. 339 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,440 但是你 Shan But you, Shan... 340 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,640 你勇敢、风趣又迷人 ..you're brave and funny and gorgeous, 341 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:45,560 尽管你觉得生养孩子很辛苦 and despite how hard you've found it having a baby, 342 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,760 你还是打算再要一个 you're having another. 343 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,360 因为你在为自己组建一个美好的家庭 Cos you're making a beautiful family for yourself. 344 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:54,040 而她永远都是个愚蠢的婊子 And she will always be a stupid fucking cow. 345 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,360 在澳大利亚 In Australia. 346 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,200 是的 Yeah. 347 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:08,400 Peggy Peggy... 348 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,040 我觉得你就像我的妈妈一样 I think of you like my mum. 349 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,120 你真的很像我妈妈 You're like my mum, really. 350 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:20,680 并且哪怕你经历了和Laurie叔叔的离别曲折 And like even with everything you've been through with Uncle Laurie, 351 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,200 还有... and like... 352 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:26,920 你的脸书账号被那些俄罗斯机器人黑了好多次 ..getting your Facebook hacked loads by those Russian bots, 353 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,440 但就是 it's just like... 354 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,080 你一直都在我身边 ..you've always been there for me. 355 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,960 所以我只是… 我真的很爱你 So I just...I really love you, OK? 356 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,160 嗯嗯 我知道 Yep. Yeah. 357 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,440 瑞典！ TV: ..To Sweden! 358 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,640 哎呀 对不起 Russell Ah, sorry, Russell. 359 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,720 嗯 他们听起来就像在我垃圾桶后面交配的狐狸 Well, they sounded like the foxes who shag behind my bins. 360 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,080 反正这都是政治手段 It's all political anyway. 361 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:58,080 我们根本得不到任何选票 大家都讨厌我们 讨厌欧盟 We're not getting fuck all votes from no-one. They hate us, the EU. 362 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,840 下个月的脱欧公投 This Brexit vote next month, 363 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,360 真希望我能多留一段时间 好为脱欧投上一票 I wish I was staying longer to vote us out. 364 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:06,440 啊 我猜你们这屋里的人都支持留欧吧 Ah, I suppose you're all Team Remain in this gaff. 365 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:09,000 我可不支持 -什么？-什么？ I'm not. What? What? 366 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:11,265 嗯 我还在考虑 Well, I'm thinking about it. 367 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,040 拜托 我是肯特郡萨尼特人 All right? I'm from Thanet in Kent. 368 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,880 没人在乎我们这些人 不管我们是否留在欧盟 No-one gives a shit about our lot whether we're in the EU or not. 369 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,680 我们不过是个该死的通道罢了 We're just a fucking gateway. 370 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:22,960 Danny 萨尼特可不能算让整个英国脱离欧盟的理由 Thanet's not the reason to leave the whole of the EU, Danny. 371 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,325 你当然会这么说 不是吗？ Well, you would say that, wouldn't you? 372 00:18:24,325 --> 00:18:27,600 你日子过得挺舒坦 反正你也算是脱离了工人阶级 You got it cushty, you're sort of ex-working class, anyway. 373 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,080 房子住得不错 而且 你还有闲情写那该死的诗呢！ Nice gaff. I mean, you write sodding poems! 374 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:34,400 好了好了 这可是欧洲歌唱大赛 它应该是关于 OK, come on, this is Eurovision, it's supposed to be about... 375 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:36,200 ..和平与团结 ..peace and unity. PHONE BUZZES 376 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,400 还有亮片 And sequins. 377 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:49,200 你能跟我上楼吗？ Can you come upstairs with me, please? 378 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,000 我不想 I don't want to. 379 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,440 -拜托了 -我说我不想 Please. I said I don't want to. 380 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,840 拉着我的手 跟我上楼吧 Danny Take my hand and come upstairs with me, Danny. 381 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,800 快点 Come on. 382 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,680 你为什么不接这些电话 伙计？ Why are you ignoring these calls, pal? 383 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,080 我不知道 Corinne I don't know, Corinne. 384 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,120 我不想知道 I don't want to know. 385 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,240 好 OK. 386 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,280 你把这杯水喝了 You're going to down this water. 387 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,680 Danny 看着我 Danny, look at me. 388 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:27,120 你把这杯水喝了 You're going to down this water, 389 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:29,240 然后我去给他们打电话 and I'm going to call them. 390 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,480 好吗？ OK? 391 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,840 好 OK. 392 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,680 不 给我 我来打 No. Give it here, I'll do it. 393 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:41,720 你确定吗？-嗯 Are you...? Yeah. 394 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:53,400 你们两个去哪儿了？-去随便聊聊 开玩笑 Where have you two been? Having a laugh! Oh, joking. 395 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:56,120 在厨房呢 只是去吃了个饼干 In the kitchen, just having a biscuit. 396 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,920 要不是因为你 我们才不看这破节目呢 Well, we're only watching this crap cos of you. 397 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,280 也许如果你不在 我自己也会坐这儿看呢 Maybe if you weren't here, I'd be sat in here watching it. 398 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,200 哦 又来了 Oh, here we go. 399 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:05,960 你知道吗 Eileen 你喝了酒就变得非常刻薄 Do you know what, Eileen, you are so spiteful when you've had a drink. 400 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,720 我喝的思露尔果汁酒 I'm on Shloer. 401 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:09,320 我不知道思露尔是什么！ I don't know what Shloer is! 402 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:12,120 我根本不知道那是啥！ 这就让我变成坏人了吗？ I don't know what it is! Does that make me a bad person? 403 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,920 这让我成了傻瓜 是吗？ Does that make me an idiot, does it? 404 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,760 你就能因此不断否定我吗？ Does it mean you should constantly neg me 405 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:15,800 明明你好几年都没来看过我 406 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,760 明明你好几年都没来看过我 when you haven't seen me in years?! 407 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:17,800 when you haven't seen me in years?! 408 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,680 好咯 你想发酒疯那就来了！-都闭嘴！ All right, don't Shloer your words! Stop! 409 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,630 那么 Right, so... 410 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,800 冠军要么是乌克兰 要么是澳大利亚 ..it's either Ukraine or Australia. 411 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:34,800 所以获胜的要么是Tariq或者Eileen So it's Tariq or.. Eileen who could win. 412 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:40,680 要是澳大利亚赢得了欧洲歌唱大赛 那不是很搞笑吗？ Wouldn't it be funny if Australia wins the Eurovision? Hmm! 413 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,680 刚刚接到一个乘客订单 Pegs 过会儿见 好吗？ Just booked a job, Pegs. Yeah. See you in a bit, yeah? 414 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:53,120 我得去看看奶奶了 -嗯好 I've got to go and see Nan now. OK. 415 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:56,520 我不想让任何人知道 可以吗？ Um...I don't want anyone knowing, all right? 416 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:59,240 我打算悄悄溜出去 坐火车去玛盖特 I'm just going to go, like slip out and get the train to Margate, yeah? 417 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,720 当然 没事的 我们拿上东西就走 Yeah, no, that's fine. Let's get our stuff, yeah? 418 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:11,120 2016年欧洲歌唱大赛！ TV: Eurovision Song Contest 2016! 419 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:14,560 恭喜你 Tariq Congrats, Tariq! 420 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:15,920 这是你的奖金 Here's your winnings. 421 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:15,960 不用了 把这些给Eileen吧 422 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:19,360 不用了 把这些给Eileen吧 No, you're all right. Give them all to Eileen. 423 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:19,400 No, you're all right. Give them all to Eileen. 424 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,160 什么？ What? 425 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,960 我想请您离开我女儿的生日派对 I'd like you to leave my daughter's birthday, please. 426 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:27,000 I've booked Russell's mini-cab to take you away. 427 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,520 我已经预订了Russell的迷你出租车来接你走 I've booked Russell's mini-cab to take you away. 428 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:29,560 我已经预订了Russell的迷你出租车来接你走 429 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,400 我希望你向Shannon道歉 And I'd like you to apologise to Shannon. 430 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:34,880 一整晚你都在… See, all night you've just been... 431 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:39,320 不断挑刺 我可忍不了了 ..chipping away, and I'm not having it. 432 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:41,800 我不会让任何人惹我未婚妻不高兴 I'm not having anyone upset my fiancee. 433 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:42,920 什么？ What? 434 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,640 哦糟了 我应该先做那个环节的 Sugar, I was supposed to do that bit first. 435 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:49,840 嗯... Er... 436 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,240 稍等一下 Just one second. 437 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,480 嗯 是这样 Er, yeah. 438 00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,520 Shan Shan... 439 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:02,280 你愿意...？-不 ..will you m...? No. 440 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,800 噢 Oh. 441 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,720 不 我的意思是… 别单膝跪地 No, no, as in... no, don't do the knee thing, 442 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,160 因为你如此低姿态 这让我感到很别扭 cos you being smaller than me gives me the ick. 443 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,760 站直了 宝贝 站直了 Stand up straight, baby, stand up straight. 444 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:14,800 Shan Shan... 445 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,460 你愿意嫁给我吗...？ -愿意！ ..will you marry...? Oh! 446 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,360 耶！ Yeah! 447 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,120 愿意？愿意！我愿意！ Yeah? Yeah! Yeah! 448 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:29,160 把戒指戴我手指上 Put it on my finger. 449 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,000 哦 我的天哪 我好喜欢！ Oh, my God, I love it! 450 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,800 抱歉 等我一会 大家 Sorry, pardon me, everyone. 451 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:37,600 我必须得 告诉Lauren这个好消息 I've just got to, erm... give Lauren the good news. 452 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,080 我爱你 -我也爱你 I love you. I love you too. 453 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:42,120 我不敢相信 Peggy！ Oh, my God, Peggy! 454 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,400 让我看看！哦！ Let's have a look! Oh...! 455 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,480 听着 Look... 456 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,080 我觉得还是 呃… No, I think just, erm... 457 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,920 我还是一个人走吧 I'm just going to go. 458 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,920 什么？你不能一个人去 -对不起 What? You can't go on your own. I'm sorry. 459 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,840 我非常爱你 I love you so much, 460 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,880 非常 但我不能… so much, but I can't... 461 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,680 我不能和你继续这样下去了 ..I can't do this with us together. 462 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,160 别这样 我知道你在挣扎 -我不能让你搅进我的烂摊子里 Come on, I know you're stru... I can't have you be a part of this. 463 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,560 尤其是我最近对你很不好 Not when I've been treating you like this, all right? 464 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:23,600 你不该受这种待遇 465 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,080 你不该受这种待遇 You don't deserve that. 466 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:25,120 You don't deserve that. 467 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:28,480 但你现在很艰难 而我在这儿 -对不起 But you're struggling and I'm here. I'm sorry. 468 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,480 请回屋去吧 求你了 Please just go inside, please. 469 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,200 你… Are y... 470 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,120 你在和我分手吗？ Are you breaking up with me? 471 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,360 对不起 I'm sorry. 472 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,400 MUSIC: I'm Shy by Self Esteem 473 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,800 # 拿走我的心 # Take mine 474 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,640 # 你想要的我都做了 毫无保留 # Did everything you wanted, did it all 475 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:37,120 # 我可以友好地离开 无需知晓一切 # And I'm fine leaving it friendly without ever knowing all 476 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,720 # 但我曾下定决心 # But I had decided 477 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:43,080 # 我确定你比所有人都要珍贵 # I was sure you over all of them 478 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:46,680 你最重要 我曾下定决心 # You over all, I had decided 479 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,480 # 我确定你比所有人都要珍贵 # I was sure you over all of them 480 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:50,720 # 你最重要 # You over all 481 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,200 # 每次我有话想说的时候… # And every single time I got something to say... #