1 00:00:05,334 --> 00:00:07,402 在多伦多 打击犯罪的斗争中， In Toronto's war on crime, 2 00:00:07,403 --> 00:00:09,885 最恶劣的罪犯由 刑侦调查组的探员们追捕 the worst offenders are pursued by the detectives 3 00:00:09,886 --> 00:00:12,989 来自特别犯罪 调查科的探员们 of the Specialized Criminal Investigations Unit. 4 00:00:12,990 --> 00:00:14,264 这些是他们的故事 These are their stories. 5 00:00:17,265 --> 00:00:18,747 谢谢你们 非常感谢 Thank you. Thank you very much. 6 00:00:18,748 --> 00:00:20,816 请接受感谢 大家好，我是凯文·拉索 Please, thank you. Hi, I'm Kevin Russo. 7 00:00:22,817 --> 00:00:25,092 让我想想，这里... Um, let's see, let's see here... 8 00:00:25,093 --> 00:00:27,264 介意我尝试些 新段子吗？ Do you mind if I try some new stuff? 9 00:00:30,955 --> 00:00:33,437 我开始去看心理治疗师了 I started going to a therapist. 10 00:00:33,438 --> 00:00:36,540 请不要鼓掌 我只去了一次就放弃了 Please do not clap. I quit after one session. 11 00:00:36,541 --> 00:00:38,954 不过我会告诉你们原因 我想你们能理解 I'll tell you why, though, and I think you'll understand. 12 00:00:38,955 --> 00:00:42,747 我的治疗师名字叫 道格 Um, my therapist's name was Doug. 13 00:00:43,955 --> 00:00:45,506 道格不像个 心理医生的名字 Doug is not a name for a therapist. 14 00:00:45,507 --> 00:00:48,092 道格是那种能在帕里湾 帮你搞到氯胺酮的人的名字 Doug is a name for a guy who can score you ketamine 15 00:00:48,093 --> 00:00:50,506 在帕里湾 我只是不想把秘密告诉 in Parry Sound. I just don't want to tell 16 00:00:50,507 --> 00:00:52,333 一个叫道格的人 my secrets to a guy named Doug. 17 00:00:52,334 --> 00:00:54,023 你们明白吗？ 因为我的秘密和 You know what I mean? 'Cause none of my secrets 18 00:00:54,024 --> 00:00:56,402 喷气式滑水车 毫无关系 have anything to do with jet skis. 19 00:00:56,403 --> 00:00:59,506 或者如何摆脱 与妻子母亲的婚外情 Or getting out of an affair with my wife's mother. 20 00:01:01,265 --> 00:01:03,231 在场很多人 都经历过这个 A lot of people here are doing that. 21 00:01:03,886 --> 00:01:06,403 有人在和伴侣的 父母睡觉吗？ Are people sleeping with their significant other's parent? 22 00:01:07,472 --> 00:01:09,369 你叫道格吗？ Is your name Doug? 23 00:01:10,886 --> 00:01:15,851 翻到第19页 第318行 And if we turn to page 19, line 318, 24 00:01:15,852 --> 00:01:18,161 这里你提到某大型 飞机制造商最近的 here you reference a major airplane manufacturer's 25 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:21,230 一系列机械故障 引述如下 recent string of mechanical issues, saying, quote, 26 00:01:21,231 --> 00:01:23,644 "至少食物变好了 因为乘客可以要求 "At least the food is better as the passengers 27 00:01:23,645 --> 00:01:25,989 他们的最后一餐" get to request their final meal." 28 00:01:25,990 --> 00:01:28,506 这个不错 That's good. 29 00:01:28,507 --> 00:01:30,644 你这样处理很好 我应该这么做 That's good how you did that. I should do it like that. 30 00:01:30,645 --> 00:01:32,747 如果你不讲这个段子 会让我的生活 You'd make my life a whole lot easier 31 00:01:32,748 --> 00:01:34,471 轻松很多 if you didn't perform this joke. 32 00:01:34,472 --> 00:01:36,644 但我真的很想 讲这个段子... Yeah, but I really want to do the joke, though... 33 00:01:36,645 --> 00:01:38,954 或许你可以 不直接提制造商名字 Perhaps you don't mention the manufacturer by name. 34 00:01:38,955 --> 00:01:41,333 嗯嗯 嗯嗯 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 35 00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:43,609 但那样会 没那么好笑 Yeah, but that's gonna be a lot less funny. 36 00:01:43,610 --> 00:01:46,126 也会减少很多 法律风险，凯文 And a lot less liable to lawsuits, Kevin. 37 00:01:46,127 --> 00:01:47,782 若想登上最大的舞台 If you want to stand on the biggest stage, 38 00:01:47,783 --> 00:01:49,333 你需要稳妥行事 you need to play it safe. 39 00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:55,747 你觉得呢，克莱尼？ What do you think, Crane-y? 40 00:01:55,748 --> 00:01:56,954 选择支票 Go for the paycheck. 41 00:01:56,955 --> 00:01:58,195 听你经纪人的 Listen to your manager, 42 00:01:58,196 --> 00:01:59,989 她经历了很多 she's been through a lot. 43 00:01:59,990 --> 00:02:02,057 如果有人想成为 下一个凯文·拉索 So if you were to have advice for somebody that wants 44 00:02:02,058 --> 00:02:04,713 你会给什么建议？ to be the next Kevin Russo, what would it be? 45 00:02:04,714 --> 00:02:07,333 我会说不要害怕失败 I would say don't be afraid to fail, 46 00:02:07,334 --> 00:02:09,195 因为失败会经常发生 'cause it's going to happen a lot. 47 00:02:09,196 --> 00:02:11,402 也不要为段子道歉 And don't apologize for jokes. 48 00:02:11,403 --> 00:02:13,368 对，没错 如果观众想 Right, yeah. Well, if our viewers 49 00:02:13,369 --> 00:02:15,437 看你的现场演出？ wanted to watch you live? 50 00:02:15,438 --> 00:02:17,126 哪个机位？ Yeah, which camera? 51 00:02:17,127 --> 00:02:18,885 要开始厚颜无耻地宣传了 And here comes the shameless plug. 52 00:02:18,886 --> 00:02:21,368 只用了五分钟 第三号提示 Only took him five minutes. Cue three. 53 00:02:21,369 --> 00:02:22,782 - 这里开始 - 要来了 - Uh, right here. - Here we go. 54 00:02:22,783 --> 00:02:25,126 - 开始了 - 大家好，我是凯文·拉索 - Here we go. - Hi, my name is Kevin Russo. 55 00:02:25,127 --> 00:02:28,264 我在家乡开启大型巡演 I'm starting off a massive tour in my hometown. 56 00:02:28,265 --> 00:02:29,782 还有少量余票 There are still a few tickets available. 57 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,713 大家应该来 会是个精彩演出 Guys, you should come. It's gonna be a hell of a show. 58 00:02:31,714 --> 00:02:33,506 就这样 There you go. 59 00:02:33,507 --> 00:02:35,092 眩晕感应该很快会消退 The dizziness should stop soon. 60 00:02:35,093 --> 00:02:37,333 我去拿你的药 I'll get your meds. 61 00:02:42,403 --> 00:02:43,817 昨天还是满的 These were full yesterday. 62 00:02:49,610 --> 00:02:51,471 我需要和药剂师谈谈 I need to speak with the pharmacist. 63 00:02:51,472 --> 00:02:52,471 情况紧急 It's an emergency. 64 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:54,126 降到65了吗？ Have you got it down to 65? 65 00:02:54,127 --> 00:02:56,299 - 目前是67 - 嗯 - Um, looking at 67 right now. - Hmm. 66 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:58,644 场内座位 什么情况？ Hey, what's going on with the floor seats? 67 00:02:58,645 --> 00:03:00,092 今晚稍后设置 They're being set up later tonight. 68 00:03:00,093 --> 00:03:01,782 VIP座位要安排 Okay, and for VIP, I would like 69 00:03:01,783 --> 00:03:05,231 妈妈、爸爸、艾米、亚历克斯、威尔... Mom, Dad, Amy, Alex, Will... 70 00:03:10,127 --> 00:03:12,024 这些都是给你的 This is all for you. 71 00:03:16,783 --> 00:03:18,231 好吧... Okay... 72 00:03:19,231 --> 00:03:21,782 好吧... Okay... 73 00:03:21,783 --> 00:03:24,092 哇！你在这里 Woo! You are here. 74 00:03:24,093 --> 00:03:26,507 我们到了 到了 We're here. We're here. 75 00:03:27,265 --> 00:03:29,954 希望我能说出 有意义的话 Oh, I just hope I got something meaningful to say. 76 00:03:34,817 --> 00:03:36,816 这是 Okay, this is the sound 77 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:38,471 我的声音测试 大家今晚好吗？ of my voice. How's everybody doing tonight? 78 00:03:38,472 --> 00:03:40,782 大家好吗？ 很好，保持冷静 How's everybody doing tonight? Alright, looking cool. 79 00:03:40,783 --> 00:03:43,126 这是我装酷的姿势 对吧？好的 This is me posing like I'm cool. Right? Alright. 80 00:03:43,127 --> 00:03:45,230 我... I... 81 00:03:45,231 --> 00:03:47,402 有时候我会用气声 At some point, I'm going to whisper, 82 00:03:47,403 --> 00:03:49,126 大家会觉得有趣 准备好了吗？ so that'll be fun for everybody. Ready? 83 00:03:49,127 --> 00:03:50,816 这是我的气声部分 Here's my whispering part. 84 00:03:50,817 --> 00:03:52,782 这是 我的气声 This is me whispering. 85 00:03:52,783 --> 00:03:54,368 这是我对前排 好座位观众的气声 This is me whispering to the people 86 00:03:54,369 --> 00:03:57,057 在前排 有优质座位的人 对吧？ in the front with the good seats. Right? 87 00:03:57,058 --> 00:03:58,333 不错 That's good. 88 00:03:59,403 --> 00:04:01,264 哦... Oh... 89 00:04:01,265 --> 00:04:04,747 杰夫，能把菲涅尔灯 Hey, Jeff, can you turn down 90 00:04:04,748 --> 00:04:06,644 调暗点吗？ the fresnels a little bit? 91 00:04:06,645 --> 00:04:08,161 感觉颜色 太黄了 It feels like it's really yellow. 92 00:04:08,162 --> 00:04:10,195 有人觉得 太黄了吗？ Is anyone else seeing how yellow that is? 93 00:04:10,196 --> 00:04:12,368 这样有点... 好了 That's kind of... Hey, there we go. 94 00:04:12,369 --> 00:04:14,403 可以了 That's good. 95 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:18,644 还有？ 知道吗 What else? Uh, you know what? 96 00:04:18,645 --> 00:04:20,403 稍等一下 Hold on a second. 97 00:04:27,507 --> 00:04:29,713 知道吗？ Okay, you know what? 98 00:04:29,714 --> 00:04:31,989 我-我还是从...开始 I-I'm just going to go from the, uh... 99 00:04:31,990 --> 00:04:33,575 从头开始吧 I'll just go from the top, I think. 100 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:38,024 好的 没问题 Yeah. Yeah, that's fine. 101 00:04:45,714 --> 00:04:48,161 凯文 嘿！凯文 Kevin. Hey! Kevin. 102 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:49,782 凯文 Kevin. 103 00:04:49,783 --> 00:04:51,437 快打911！ Call 911! 104 00:05:38,369 --> 00:05:41,816 "荣誉属于真正 在竞技场拼搏的人 "Credit belongs to the man who was actually in the arena. 105 00:05:41,817 --> 00:05:46,092 脸上沾满尘土、汗水 和鲜血的人" Whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood." 106 00:05:46,093 --> 00:05:48,092 出自一篇古老演讲 我最喜欢的 That's from an old speech. A favourite. 107 00:05:48,093 --> 00:05:50,230 我很熟悉 Yeah, I know it well. 108 00:05:50,231 --> 00:05:52,264 你也喜欢 罗斯福的？ What, you also a fan of Roosevelt's? 109 00:05:52,265 --> 00:05:55,092 罗斯福？不 我是勒布朗·詹姆斯粉丝 Roosevelt? No. I'm a fan of Lebron James. 110 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:57,713 他每场比赛前都把这句话 写在球鞋上 He writes that on his sneakers before every game. 111 00:05:57,714 --> 00:05:59,126 - 体育 - 体育 - Sports. - Sports. 112 00:05:59,127 --> 00:06:01,438 永远都是体育 Sports, always sports. 113 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:06,678 达席尔瓦，带你来处理 VIP案件？ Brought you in for the VIP, Da Silva? 114 00:06:06,679 --> 00:06:08,920 我只为政要和显贵的 可疑死亡离开实验室 I only leave the lab for the suspicious deaths 115 00:06:08,921 --> 00:06:10,575 of politicians and dignitaries. 116 00:06:10,576 --> 00:06:14,300 本案受害者是？ 名人 And in our victim's case? Celebrity. 117 00:06:15,093 --> 00:06:17,437 既然你们已经认识 Well, since you're already acquainted, 118 00:06:17,438 --> 00:06:19,506 我就简单介绍 I will keep the introductions brief. 119 00:06:19,507 --> 00:06:21,713 凯文·拉索，45岁 Kevin Russo, age 45. 120 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:26,057 他在晚上9点02分倒下 救护车于9点05分抵达 He collapsed at 9:02 p.m., paramedics arrived at 9:05. 121 00:06:26,058 --> 00:06:27,782 他们使用了除颤器 但没有效果 They used the de-fib, no luck. 122 00:06:27,783 --> 00:06:29,092 死因是心脏骤停 Cause of death is cardiac arrest. 123 00:06:29,093 --> 00:06:31,437 对于如此年轻的人来说 这极其罕见 That's incredibly rare for someone so young. 124 00:06:31,438 --> 00:06:34,747 更罕见的是在他去世前 心电图上显示 Even more rare is that before he passed, on the ECG, 125 00:06:34,748 --> 00:06:38,540 急救人员看到他的心脏 进入多形性室性心动过速 EMTs saw his heart go into Polymorphic VT. 126 00:06:38,541 --> 00:06:40,885 这是种罕见的恶性心律失常 意味着 It's an obscure malignant arrhythmia that means 127 00:06:40,886 --> 00:06:42,506 两种可能性中的一种： one of two things: 128 00:06:42,507 --> 00:06:45,195 药物过量或中毒 overdose or poisoning. 129 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:47,127 我猜我们在这里调查的是后者 Well, I'm assuming we're here for the latter. 130 00:06:48,472 --> 00:06:51,645 好的先生 我们需要把这个封存送检 Okay, sir, we're going to need this bagged for testing. 131 00:06:52,886 --> 00:06:54,576 你排除药物过量的依据是什么？ What makes you rule out overdose? 132 00:06:55,265 --> 00:06:57,023 据接警警员报告 The responding officers were told 133 00:06:57,024 --> 00:06:59,195 他从不碰毒品 没有自杀倾向 that he never touched drugs, he wasn't suicidal, 134 00:06:59,196 --> 00:07:01,092 而且最近刚做过全面体检 and he had a clean bill of health. 135 00:07:01,093 --> 00:07:02,403 谁提供的这些信息？ Told by whom? 136 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:05,126 上周 凯文为了获得巡演保险 Last week, Kevin got a physical 137 00:07:05,127 --> 00:07:07,575 刚刚做过体检 in order to be insured for the tour. 138 00:07:07,576 --> 00:07:09,747 医生出具了健康证明 And the doctors gave him a clean bill of health, 139 00:07:09,748 --> 00:07:13,161 所以这完全说不通 他还这么年轻 so this makes no sense. He was so young. 140 00:07:13,162 --> 00:07:15,057 克里斯汀 能否谈谈你和凯文的 Christine, could you tell us a little bit 141 00:07:15,058 --> 00:07:17,402 关系？ about your relationship with Kevin? 142 00:07:19,369 --> 00:07:21,713 呃... Uh... 143 00:07:21,714 --> 00:07:23,368 我们就像家人一样 Yeah, we were like family. 144 00:07:23,369 --> 00:07:25,782 从他刚入行时我就跟着他 I've been with him since the beginning, 145 00:07:25,783 --> 00:07:28,714 那时他还没成为全国最红的喜剧明星 before he became the biggest comic in the country. 146 00:07:29,748 --> 00:07:31,368 他一直梦想在体育场演出 He always wanted to play a stadium. 147 00:07:31,369 --> 00:07:34,437 当我们最终订下罗杰斯中心时 他高兴极了 He was so happy when we finally booked the Rogers Centre. 148 00:07:34,438 --> 00:07:37,782 除了幽默风趣 凯文还很善良 And beyond being hilarious, Kevin was kind. 149 00:07:37,783 --> 00:07:39,989 他慷慨大方 为第二城捐赠了 He was generous. He donated a theatre 150 00:07:39,990 --> 00:07:41,782 一座剧院 to Second City. 151 00:07:41,783 --> 00:07:43,575 有着无与伦比的敬业精神 He had an unparalleled work ethic. 152 00:07:43,576 --> 00:07:47,402 单看他的笔记本就能感受到这点 Yeah, I could tell that just from his notebook. 153 00:07:47,403 --> 00:07:49,161 他似乎直到最后一刻 还在调整演出单 Seemed he was tweaking his set list 154 00:07:49,162 --> 00:07:52,782 是的 他是个完美主义者 right up 'til the last minute. - Yeah, he was a perfectionist. 155 00:07:52,783 --> 00:07:55,023 生命的最后时刻他还在 He spent his last few moments 156 00:07:55,024 --> 00:07:56,747 实时调整灯光效果 live adjusting the lighting cues. 157 00:07:56,748 --> 00:07:58,921 觉得灯光太黄了 He thought it looked too yellow. 158 00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:02,300 太黄？ Too yellow? 159 00:08:02,990 --> 00:08:05,816 能调出那个灯光效果看看吗？ Is there a way to put that cue up? 160 00:08:05,817 --> 00:08:07,609 可以 Sure. 161 00:08:09,369 --> 00:08:12,024 杰夫 请调出18号灯光效果 Jeff, can you bring up cue 18, please? 162 00:08:16,403 --> 00:08:17,885 这是天蓝色 There's cerulean. 163 00:08:17,886 --> 00:08:20,714 带点紫水晶色调 但没有黄色 A little bit of amethyst, but no yellow. 164 00:08:21,748 --> 00:08:24,230 - 也许他当时神志不清？ - 恰恰相反 - Maybe he was confused? - Quite the opposite. 165 00:08:24,231 --> 00:08:26,437 黄视症 这种病症会导致视觉 Xanthochromia, it's a condition where vision 166 00:08:26,438 --> 00:08:28,540 通过黄色滤镜折射 becomes refracted through a yellow hue. 167 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:30,057 凯文当时肯定出现了这种症状 Kevin must have been experiencing it. 168 00:08:30,058 --> 00:08:32,575 你对视觉异常很有研究？ You know a lot about ocular anomalies? 169 00:08:32,576 --> 00:08:34,575 仅限于和著名艺术家相关的案例 Well, when it's associated with famous artists. 170 00:08:34,576 --> 00:08:37,161 有推测认为梵高就患有此症 There's speculation that Van Gogh had it. 171 00:08:37,162 --> 00:08:40,575 这与癫痫发作和脑出血有关 It's connected to seizures and hemorrhages. 172 00:08:40,576 --> 00:08:42,540 但凯文死于心脏骤停 But Kevin died of cardiac arrest, 173 00:08:42,541 --> 00:08:44,472 为何会出现黄视？ so why the yellow? 174 00:08:45,438 --> 00:08:47,540 黄视症与多形性室速 Xanthochromia and polymorphic VT 175 00:08:47,541 --> 00:08:50,402 都是如此罕见的症状 同时出现 are such unusual conditions that there's only one reason 176 00:08:50,403 --> 00:08:52,333 只有一个共同原因 they'd be showing up at the same party. 177 00:08:52,334 --> 00:08:54,299 洋地黄中毒 Digitalis poisoning. 178 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:56,782 洋地黄 即毛地黄 Digitalis, otherwise known as foxglove. 179 00:08:56,783 --> 00:09:00,092 毛地黄可提炼地高辛 Foxglove is processed into digoxin, 180 00:09:00,093 --> 00:09:03,023 用于治疗充血性心力衰竭 a medication used to treat congestive heart failure. 181 00:09:03,024 --> 00:09:05,782 过量使用会致命 In high doses, it becomes deadly. 182 00:09:05,783 --> 00:09:09,920 死者体内地高辛含量 超标五倍致死量 Our victim had five times the lethal dose 183 00:09:09,921 --> 00:09:12,609 他喝过的水瓶是干净的 of digoxin in his system. And before you ask, 184 00:09:12,610 --> 00:09:14,471 所以毒药是在其他途径摄入的 the water bottle he drank from was clean, 185 00:09:14,472 --> 00:09:17,299 所以他是在别的地方中的毒。 so he consumed the poison somewhere else. 186 00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:19,264 有毒物摄入时间线索吗？ We have any timeline on when he ingested it? 187 00:09:19,265 --> 00:09:21,092 还在调查中 No, still working on that. 188 00:09:21,093 --> 00:09:22,885 目前可以确定的是 In the meantime, the one thing that I do know 189 00:09:22,886 --> 00:09:25,230 除了地高辛和酒精 is that in addition to the digoxin and the alcohol, 190 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:28,299 毒物检测还发现了苦艾 the tox screen found traces of wormwood, 191 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:31,954 甲壳类 龙胆 辣根和马郁兰成分 crustacean, gentian, horseradish, and marjoram. 192 00:09:31,955 --> 00:09:33,609 在你看来这些有什么联系？ Does that mean anything to you? 193 00:09:33,610 --> 00:09:36,540 除非凯文死前去过药店 Unless Kevin visited an apothecary before his death, 194 00:09:36,541 --> 00:09:38,024 否则没什么关联 not really. 195 00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:50,575 我不知道该说什么 Um, I don't know what to say. 196 00:09:50,576 --> 00:09:53,644 什么都别说 这才是重点 Nothing. That's the point. 197 00:09:53,645 --> 00:09:56,990 删除所有往来记录 任何与凯文的关联证据 Delete all correspondence, anything linking you to Kevin. 198 00:09:58,196 --> 00:10:00,230 - 好的 - 这是我们最后一次 - Okay. - This is the last time 199 00:10:00,231 --> 00:10:01,886 见面 we'll ever see each other. 200 00:10:02,817 --> 00:10:04,092 祝好运 Good luck. 201 00:10:04,093 --> 00:10:05,610 嗯 Yeah. 202 00:10:10,852 --> 00:10:13,816 加拿大最受爱戴的名人被杀害 So one of Canada's favourite celebrities is killed, 203 00:10:13,817 --> 00:10:17,575 目前掌握的只有毒药类型 and all we have so far is type of poison 204 00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:18,990 和胃内容物 and stomach matter. 205 00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:22,437 作案动机有思路吗？ Any ideas about motive? 206 00:10:22,438 --> 00:10:25,713 可能与凯文的职业特性相关 It could be connected to Kevin's vocation. 207 00:10:25,714 --> 00:10:28,747 我不太了解他的作品 做了些功课 I wasn't familiar with his work, so I did some research. 208 00:10:28,748 --> 00:10:31,126 凯文的幽默风格在于犀利批判 Kevin's brand of humour lies in takedowns. 209 00:10:31,127 --> 00:10:33,471 他的特色就是用尖锐笑话 Kevin's whole thing is telling cutting jokes 210 00:10:33,472 --> 00:10:34,954 嘲讽问题名人 about problematic celebrities. 211 00:10:34,955 --> 00:10:36,402 这种艺术形式自古有之 A tried and true art-form 212 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:37,644 可以追溯到中世纪 dating back to medieval times. 213 00:10:37,645 --> 00:10:39,402 人人都爱看弄臣 Everyone loves watching the jester 214 00:10:39,403 --> 00:10:40,575 调侃国王 poke fun at the king. 215 00:10:40,576 --> 00:10:42,920 那么凯文得罪了谁？ So who did Kevin piss off? 216 00:10:42,921 --> 00:10:45,126 可选对象很多 我个人最关注 Oh, take your pick. But my personal favourite 217 00:10:45,127 --> 00:10:48,057 是他在无线电城音乐厅的最后演出 was Kevin's last show at Radio City. 218 00:10:48,058 --> 00:10:50,126 那场他讽刺了美国制片人 A takedown of an American studio head 219 00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:51,920 安迪·福格尔 by the name of Andy Fogel. 220 00:10:51,921 --> 00:10:54,989 通常凯文只是让目标难堪 See, normally Kevin just embarrasses his targets, 221 00:10:54,990 --> 00:10:57,575 但对福格尔 他几乎要搞垮对方 but with Fogel, he basically tried to cancel him. 222 00:10:57,576 --> 00:10:59,299 指控其职场暴力 Accused him of workplace violence, 223 00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:01,471 用手机砸助理头部等行为 of whipping his phone at assistants' heads, 224 00:11:01,472 --> 00:11:04,989 这类指控 后来福格尔起诉了凯文 that kind of thing. So Fogel sued Kevin. 225 00:11:04,990 --> 00:11:06,368 发起诽谤诉讼 Launched a smear campaign, 226 00:11:06,369 --> 00:11:09,540 凯文就此停演 直到现在复出 and Kevin hasn't performed since, until now. 227 00:11:09,541 --> 00:11:11,506 所以认为是报复？ So you're thinking revenge? 228 00:11:11,507 --> 00:11:14,920 福格尔开不起玩笑 决定报复 This Fogel couldn't take a joke and decided to get even. 229 00:11:14,921 --> 00:11:17,989 有可能 我是说如果有办法 It's possible. I mean, what's the best way 230 00:11:17,990 --> 00:11:19,920 阻止那些笑声 to stop the laughter? 231 00:11:19,921 --> 00:11:21,644 就是杀死弄臣。 Kill the jester. 232 00:11:21,645 --> 00:11:23,609 福格尔虽是最后起诉凯文的人 Fogel might've been the last one to sue Kevin, 233 00:11:23,610 --> 00:11:26,333 但只是众多诉讼者之一 but he was one of a dozen ongoing suits. 234 00:11:26,334 --> 00:11:27,954 看来你的客户是诉讼常客 Yeah, your client was no stranger to litigation, 235 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:29,609 鉴于他的笑话类型 I take it. - Well, with the jokes he did, 236 00:11:29,610 --> 00:11:31,885 我们供养了好几位律师的孩子 we put several of our lawyers' children 237 00:11:31,886 --> 00:11:34,575 读大学 一个月前我说服凯文道歉 through college. A month ago, I convinced Kevin to apologize. 238 00:11:34,576 --> 00:11:36,713 和解赔偿 重新开始 Settle, pay damages, move on. 239 00:11:36,714 --> 00:11:38,920 为确保此类事件不再发生， And to make sure this never happens again, 240 00:11:38,921 --> 00:11:42,506 我告诉凯文："从现在开始， 不再有讽刺段子。" I told Kevin, "From now on, no more takedowns." 241 00:11:42,507 --> 00:11:45,023 - 你拔了他的利爪。- 我给了他选择。 - You declawed him. - I gave him a choice. 242 00:11:45,024 --> 00:11:47,678 继续在两百人俱乐部里 Continue eviscerating powerful people 243 00:11:47,679 --> 00:11:51,575 抨击权贵人士， 或是收敛锋芒 from 200-seat clubs, or he pulls his punches 244 00:11:51,576 --> 00:11:54,195 我们就能登上体育馆演出。- 嗯。 and we get to play a stadium. - Hmm. 245 00:11:54,196 --> 00:11:57,437 那这次特别专场呢， 会有出格内容吗？ What about this upcoming special, any punches? 246 00:11:57,438 --> 00:12:00,644 没有，我让律师团队审核了他所有段子。 No, I had a team of lawyers vet his entire routine. 247 00:12:00,645 --> 00:12:03,230 没有讽刺内容。 被拔了牙的老虎， No takedowns. A declawed tiger, 248 00:12:03,231 --> 00:12:05,506 但依然成功。 but a successful one. 249 00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:08,747 过去一个月里， 凯文接到超过30通 Over the past month, Kevin received over 30 calls 250 00:12:08,748 --> 00:12:11,782 来自豪兰和杰拉德街的 同一个公用电话。 from the same payphone at Howland and Gerrard. 251 00:12:11,783 --> 00:12:13,851 他从未接听任何来电， 直到一周前。 He never answered any of them until one week ago. 252 00:12:13,852 --> 00:12:15,264 通话持续了两分钟。 Call lasted two minutes. 253 00:12:15,265 --> 00:12:17,368 有拍到神秘来电者的监控吗？ Any CCTV on our mystery caller? 254 00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:18,747 没有，马克检查过。 电话亭附近 No, Mark checked. There's no cameras near 255 00:12:18,748 --> 00:12:20,954 没有摄像头。你有什么发现？ - 实验室的 the phone. What do you got? - Lab results 256 00:12:20,955 --> 00:12:23,195 毒物时间线报告。 凯文在晚上9点 on our poison timeline. Now, Kevin drops dead 257 00:12:23,196 --> 00:12:25,092 死于罗杰斯中心。 实验室指出 at the Rogers Centre at 9:00 p.m. 258 00:12:25,093 --> 00:12:28,195 他摄入毒物的时间 The lab says that he ingested the poison 259 00:12:28,196 --> 00:12:30,609 在下午3点至6点之间， some time between 3:00 and 6:00 p.m., 260 00:12:30,610 --> 00:12:32,264 远早于他进入体育馆的时间。 long before he set foot in the stadium. 261 00:12:32,265 --> 00:12:34,092 我核查了他的行程表， Now, I checked his itinerary, 262 00:12:34,093 --> 00:12:37,437 下午5点到6点没有安排， he had nothing scheduled between 5:00 and 6:00, 263 00:12:37,438 --> 00:12:40,747 但看这个， 他下午3点半在哪里。 but look where he was at 3:30 p.m. 264 00:12:40,748 --> 00:12:42,299 为了博观众一笑， Is there a line you won't cross 265 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:43,713 你绝不会逾越的底线是什么？ just for a laugh? 266 00:12:43,714 --> 00:12:45,609 国境线吧。 严格来说 Well, the border. I'm not technically 267 00:12:45,610 --> 00:12:47,057 我不该跨越国境线。 supposed to cross the border. 268 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,885 注意杯子。- 这是主要限制。 Watch the mug. - That's the main one. 269 00:12:48,886 --> 00:12:50,921 这可能就是凯文遇害的时刻， This could be the moment Kevin was killed, 270 00:12:52,369 --> 00:12:53,955 只是他当时尚未察觉。 only he didn't know it yet. 271 00:12:55,093 --> 00:12:57,954 凯文参与讨论喜剧在当代媒体中的角色， Kevin came on for a segment about comedy's role 272 00:12:57,955 --> 00:13:00,023 结果很快变成凯文·鲁索的个人秀。 in the modern media landscape. 273 00:13:00,024 --> 00:13:02,678 必须承认， 他确实擅长自我营销。 But he very quickly turned it into the Kevin Russo show. 274 00:13:02,679 --> 00:13:05,126 - 是啊。- 国家报道的播报台。 I gotta hand it to the guy, he was quite the self-promoter. 275 00:13:05,127 --> 00:13:09,540 或者说，是多个播报台。 - Yeah. - The National Report desk. 276 00:13:09,541 --> 00:13:11,852 或者应该说多个播报台。 Or desks, rather. 277 00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,921 介意吗？ - 请便。 Would you mind? - No, please. 278 00:13:16,058 --> 00:13:19,816 必须问下， 那个大播报台去哪了？ I gotta ask. What happened to the big old desk? 279 00:13:19,817 --> 00:13:23,126 多年来都看你在后面播报。 为什么分开？ Watched you behind it for years. Why two? 280 00:13:23,127 --> 00:13:25,471 这是疫情时期的遗留设置。 It's a relic from Covid. 281 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:29,333 当时有这些夸张的有机玻璃隔板。 We had these crazy plexiglass dividers and the whole thing. 282 00:13:29,334 --> 00:13:31,816 分开设置也更方便打独立灯光。 It's also much better for isolated lighting. 283 00:13:31,817 --> 00:13:34,057 - 当然。- 二位是否记得 - Sure. - Do either of you happen 284 00:13:34,058 --> 00:13:36,575 凯文采访时喝了什么？ to recall what Kevin was drinking during his interview? 285 00:13:36,576 --> 00:13:39,506 没喝，他当时在宣扬间歇性禁食法。 Nothing, he was proselytizing about his intermittent 286 00:13:39,507 --> 00:13:41,678 五点前绝对禁食。 fasting regimes. 287 00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:44,299 我想五点前他什么都不会入口。 Absolutely nothing before five o'clock, I think. 288 00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:47,437 - 如何确认这点？ - 我丈夫可以协助。 - If we wanted to confirm that? - Oh, my husband could help. 289 00:13:47,438 --> 00:13:49,438 安德鲁是我们的节目制作人。 Andrew's our segment producer. 290 00:13:51,058 --> 00:13:53,678 我只让他用我的最佳角度，所以... I make him only use my good angles, so... 291 00:13:53,679 --> 00:13:55,023 多谢。 Thanks. 292 00:13:55,024 --> 00:13:56,576 这是杰斯的特写镜头。 Here's Jess's close-up. 293 00:13:57,576 --> 00:13:59,506 还有尼尔的画面。 And Neil's coverage. 294 00:13:59,507 --> 00:14:01,161 我们只用他的广角镜头， We only use the wide shot with him, 295 00:14:01,162 --> 00:14:03,540 皱纹和4K分辨率不太友好。 wrinkles and 4k are not friends. 296 00:14:03,541 --> 00:14:06,023 这是凯文。 五号机位。 And this is Kevin. Camera five. 297 00:14:09,403 --> 00:14:11,851 杯子是空的。 那为什么准备杯子？ It's empty. Then why the mug? 298 00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:14,161 人们需要手里拿点东西做动作。 People use it for something to do with their hands. 299 00:14:14,162 --> 00:14:16,023 也让嘉宾显得更平易近人。 Also makes them seem more approachable. 300 00:14:16,024 --> 00:14:19,195 能听听他们当时的对话吗？ Hmm. Can we hear what they're saying there? 301 00:14:20,886 --> 00:14:22,816 我们的编剧们很想见你。 A bunch of our writers would love to meet you. 302 00:14:22,817 --> 00:14:24,161 有空多留会儿吗？ Any chance you could stick around? 303 00:14:24,162 --> 00:14:25,816 很乐意， 但我要去小意大利区 Oh, that would be cool, but I gotta go 304 00:14:25,817 --> 00:14:27,230 见个朋友。 to Little Italy and meet a friend. 305 00:14:27,231 --> 00:14:28,506 - 哦。- 不然肯定会留下， - Oh. - Otherwise I would, 306 00:14:28,507 --> 00:14:30,126 不过...可以送些演出票过来， but... I could send some tickets over, 307 00:14:30,127 --> 00:14:31,851 如果你们想来看。- 他们会喜欢的。 if you guys want to come. - Oh, they'd love that. 308 00:14:31,852 --> 00:14:33,472 我知道他去哪了。 I know where he went. 309 00:14:34,714 --> 00:14:37,195 - 待会儿见。- 好的，待会儿见。 - See you later. - Alright. See you later. 310 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:43,023 楼上酒吧接待散客， So the bar upstairs is for walk-ins only, 311 00:14:43,024 --> 00:14:47,506 但我们为订餐和活动保留地下酒窖。 but we reserve the cellar for dinners or events. 312 00:14:47,507 --> 00:14:50,748 或者给注重隐私的名人使用。 Or to celebrities who like their privacy. 313 00:14:52,714 --> 00:14:55,506 凯文·鲁索昨天几点来的？ What time did Kevin Russo come in yesterday? 314 00:14:55,507 --> 00:14:58,644 五点到七点。 他常包场地下酒窖。 He was here from 5:00-7:00. He rents out the cellar a lot. 315 00:14:58,645 --> 00:15:00,678 你怎么知道他来过？ Sorry, how did you know he was here? 316 00:15:00,679 --> 00:15:03,644 我猜他喜欢喝这种苦酒？ And I take it here likes to drink this amaro? 317 00:15:03,645 --> 00:15:06,057 对，圣安特拉尼。 鲁索先生的最爱。 Yeah. San Antrani. Mr. Russo's favourite. 318 00:15:06,058 --> 00:15:08,471 这是珍稀酒品， 我们是独家供应。 It's rare stuff, we're the only bar that has it. 319 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:11,506 看来鲁索先生和我都钟爱 Oh, turns out that Mr. Russo and I share an affinity 320 00:15:11,507 --> 00:15:13,885 地中海风味的苦酒。 for Mediterranean amari. 321 00:15:13,886 --> 00:15:15,368 清新活泼。 Light, vibrant. 322 00:15:15,369 --> 00:15:17,541 至于圣安特拉尼... As for San Antrani... 323 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:21,747 它混合了苦艾、龙胆草等草药， It's a blend of herbs and botanicals including 324 00:15:21,748 --> 00:15:25,126 是唯一添加马郁兰的苦酒。 wormwood, gentian, and the only amaro to feature marjoram. 325 00:15:25,127 --> 00:15:28,540 至于甲壳类 和辣根残留物... As for the crustacean and horseradish... 326 00:15:28,541 --> 00:15:31,126 凯文点了鸡尾酒虾吗？ Did Kevin happen to order a shrimp cocktail? 327 00:15:31,127 --> 00:15:34,575 - 是的。- 这是凯文的最后一餐。 - Yes. - It's Kevin's last meal. 328 00:15:34,576 --> 00:15:37,575 真是打破禁食的"绝佳"方式。 Hell of a way to break a fast. 329 00:15:37,576 --> 00:15:40,471 - 有人和他会面吗？ - 鲁索先生注重隐私。 - Anyone meet him here? - Mr. Russo liked his privacy. 330 00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:42,678 我们放下餐点，摆好酒杯， We'd leave his meal, put out some glasses, 331 00:15:42,679 --> 00:15:44,333 之后就不再打扰。 and not come back until after he left. 332 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:47,264 但为何没人看见他经过酒吧？ But how come no one saw him come through the bar? 333 00:15:47,265 --> 00:15:48,782 他走的是后厨入口， He came through the service entrance, 334 00:15:48,783 --> 00:15:50,299 通过后方的格林停车场。 through the Green P lot out back. 335 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:53,024 这瓶是未开封的。 Now this bottle is sealed. 336 00:15:54,058 --> 00:15:57,023 给鲁索先生上的那瓶在哪？ So where's the bottle that you served Mr. Russo? 337 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,989 他应该喝完了。 我们会把空瓶 He must have finished it. We would've tossed it 338 00:15:58,990 --> 00:16:00,989 扔在后巷垃圾桶。 in the trash out back. 339 00:16:00,990 --> 00:16:03,713 实验室检测了凯文的圣安特拉尼空瓶。 Lab tested Kevin's empty bottle of San Antrani. 340 00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:06,299 没问题，但他们还检查了 It's clean, but they also went through 341 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,161 酒窖的其他垃圾， the rest of the trash from the cellar, 342 00:16:08,162 --> 00:16:10,471 在这张纸上发现了地高辛残留。 and found traces of digoxin on this. 343 00:16:10,472 --> 00:16:12,954 折叠过的卡纸。 65磅铜版纸， Folded up piece of paper. 65-pound card stock, 344 00:16:12,955 --> 00:16:16,023 准确来说。- 凶手把毒药藏在 to be exact. - Our killer hid the poison 345 00:16:16,024 --> 00:16:18,023 这里面，趁凯文不备时 in this, and then when Kevin wasn't looking, 346 00:16:18,024 --> 00:16:21,333 混入他的苦酒杯中。 mixed it into his glass of amaro. 347 00:16:21,334 --> 00:16:23,713 - 嗯。- 她很聪明。 - Hmm. - She's clever. 348 00:16:23,714 --> 00:16:27,126 - 她？ - 我查了酒吧后方的 - She? - I looked into the Green P lot 349 00:16:27,127 --> 00:16:30,609 格林停车场。 就在凯文预约前， behind the bar. Now, just before Kevin's standing reservation, 350 00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:33,195 塔莉亚·克莱因用信用卡 a Talia Klein used her credit card 351 00:16:33,196 --> 00:16:35,471 购买了一小时停车。- 仅凭停车收据 to buy an hour of parking. - Okay, but you're so certain 352 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,023 就确定这是凯文的秘密约会对象？ that this was Kevin's mystery date 353 00:16:37,024 --> 00:16:38,920 - 我还没说到最精彩的部分。 from a parking receipt? - I hadn't gotten 354 00:16:38,921 --> 00:16:41,782 塔莉亚几个月前还在 to the best part. Talia was working 355 00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,885 第二城市剧团工作， at Second City until a few months ago, 356 00:16:43,886 --> 00:16:47,472 同期她创建了这个。 around the same time that she set up this. 357 00:16:48,127 --> 00:16:49,678 一个YouTube页面。 A YouTube page. 358 00:16:49,679 --> 00:16:51,471 没有公开视频吗？ - 没有，全是私密的 No public videos? - No, all private, 359 00:16:51,472 --> 00:16:54,057 但马克成功找回了这个 but Mark was able to retrieve this. 360 00:16:54,058 --> 00:16:56,713 我重新登录了Tinder 最近刚和 I'm back on Tinder and I recently 361 00:16:56,714 --> 00:17:01,437 名叫康纳·奥康纳的男人 进行了Tinder约会 went on a Tinder date with a man named Connor O'Connor. 362 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,402 我曾经有份工作 需要和某个同事合作 I had a job once where I worked with a guy, 363 00:17:03,403 --> 00:17:05,816 他叫格雷迪·奥格雷迪 his name was Grady O'Grady. 364 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,299 ...我们喝酒时 他说 ...we're having drinks and he said, 365 00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:08,954 "打赌你猜不出 我家人的职业" "Bet you can't guess what my family is." 366 00:17:08,955 --> 00:17:12,023 我回答 "不，我能猜到。蠢货" And I said, "Yes, I can. Stupid." 367 00:17:12,024 --> 00:17:13,644 ...然后他说 "嘿，我打赌你猜不出 ...And he said, "Hey, I bet you can't tell 368 00:17:13,645 --> 00:17:17,161 我家人的职业" 我说"蠢货？ what my family is, and I said, "Stupid? 369 00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,333 他们都很蠢 这就是答案吗？" Are they stupid, is that what it is?" 370 00:17:19,334 --> 00:17:22,230 持续了五分钟 除了几个词改动 Goes on for five minutes. Give or take a few word changes, 371 00:17:22,231 --> 00:17:24,161 完全是相同的素材 it's the exact same material. 372 00:17:24,162 --> 00:17:25,713 而塔莉娅才是原创者 And Talia did it all first. 373 00:17:25,714 --> 00:17:27,678 只需按个按钮 Press one button, 374 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:30,127 凯文的肮脏秘密 就会全网曝光 and Kevin's dirty secret goes viral. 375 00:17:36,334 --> 00:17:38,092 我们的受害者 是个笑话剽窃者 Our victim is a joke stealer. 376 00:17:38,093 --> 00:17:40,299 这种事真的值得 为此杀人吗？ Is that something really worth killing over? 377 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:42,644 有可能 如果这个窃贼 It could be, if our thief was making 378 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:45,713 通过他人知识产权 赚取数百万 millions off somebody else's intellectual property. 379 00:17:45,714 --> 00:17:49,126 但他怎么做到 从塔莉娅·克莱因那里偷窃的？ But how did he even manage to steal from Talia Klein? 380 00:17:49,127 --> 00:17:51,747 根据视频判断 她表演这些笑话时 Judging from the video, she performed these jokes 381 00:17:51,748 --> 00:17:54,057 观众只有六个人 to an audience of six. 382 00:17:54,058 --> 00:17:56,023 凯文·鲁索剧场 The Kevin Russo Theatre. 383 00:17:56,024 --> 00:17:58,230 凯文把它捐赠给了 多伦多第二城市喜剧团 Kevin donated that to Second City Toronto. 384 00:17:58,231 --> 00:18:01,402 塔莉娅在那里当服务员 他在那里主持工作坊 Talia worked there as a server. He led workshops there. 385 00:18:01,403 --> 00:18:03,437 我的意思是 他是个慷慨的人 I mean, he was a generous guy who wanted to give back 386 00:18:03,438 --> 00:18:05,885 想要回馈社区 - 哦，也许他喜欢 to the community. - Oh. Maybe he liked 387 00:18:05,886 --> 00:18:07,575 给予和索取 to give and take. 388 00:18:07,576 --> 00:18:09,471 所以塔莉娅识破了 笑话盗窃行为 So Talia wises up to the joke theft, 389 00:18:09,472 --> 00:18:11,609 制作了这个 可能毁掉他的视频 and she creates this video that could ruin him. 390 00:18:11,610 --> 00:18:13,575 为什么她将视频 雪藏了数月？ Why does she sit on it for months? 391 00:18:13,576 --> 00:18:15,437 我们仍在努力 查明原因 We're still trying to figure that out. 392 00:18:15,438 --> 00:18:18,713 但也有可能 塔莉娅就是我们的神秘来电者 But it's also possible that Talia's our mystery caller. 393 00:18:18,714 --> 00:18:21,575 给凯文打了30次电话 终于说服他见面 Phones Kevin 30 times, finally convinces him to meet up. 394 00:18:21,576 --> 00:18:23,575 谋杀案当天 塔莉娅在酒窖 Day of the murder, Talia visits Kevin 395 00:18:23,576 --> 00:18:26,230 拜访了凯文 正是他被投毒的 in the wine cellar. The exact location 396 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:28,057 案发现场 where he was poisoned. 397 00:18:28,058 --> 00:18:29,678 也许她请他喝了杯酒 Maybe she buys him a drink. 398 00:18:29,679 --> 00:18:32,609 嗯，好吧 找到这个塔莉娅·克莱因 Hmm. Okay, find this Talia Klein, 399 00:18:32,610 --> 00:18:35,230 看看她是否厌倦了 他靠她的笑话发财 let's see if she got tired of him getting rich off her jokes 400 00:18:35,231 --> 00:18:39,576 - 而决定亲自动手 解决问题 - and decided to take matters into her own hands. 401 00:18:44,472 --> 00:18:46,402 优秀笑话本质上 就是圈地运动 Good jokes are basically a land grab. 402 00:18:46,403 --> 00:18:48,126 谁先想到某个前提 就拥有版权 Whoever gets to a premise first claims it. 403 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,057 是的，当我发现凯文 偷我的笑话时 Yeah, when I found out Kevin was stealing my jokes, 404 00:18:50,058 --> 00:18:52,023 我气炸了 所以我做了那个合集 I was pissed. So I made that compilation 405 00:18:52,024 --> 00:18:54,747 证明我才是 第一个原创者 to prove that I had my flag in the ground first. 406 00:18:54,748 --> 00:18:56,161 你掌握着 You had a silver bullet 407 00:18:56,162 --> 00:18:59,368 能摧毁凯文事业的杀手锏 that could destroy Kevin's career. 408 00:18:59,369 --> 00:19:01,506 但你没有扣动扳机 为什么？ But you didn't pull the trigger. Why? 409 00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:03,333 因为毁掉凯文的事业 Because destroying Kevin's career 410 00:19:03,334 --> 00:19:04,989 并不会帮助我的事业 wouldn't have helped mine. 411 00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:07,437 你知道什么比因果报应更好吗？ You know what's better than karmic justice? 412 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:09,506 拥有一辆车 或者不用住在 Having a car, or a loft 413 00:19:09,507 --> 00:19:11,368 距离市区一小时车程的公寓 that isn't an hour outside of the city. 414 00:19:11,369 --> 00:19:15,644 所以我私信视频 作为警告 So I DMed that video as a warning. 415 00:19:15,645 --> 00:19:18,713 - 你勒索了他 - 当然，但他出奇地 - You extorted him. - Sure, but he was strangely 416 00:19:18,714 --> 00:19:20,816 冷静接受 甚至很文明 cool about it. Civil, in fact. 417 00:19:20,817 --> 00:19:22,575 他出价三万美元 让我保持沉默 He offered me 30 grand for my silence, 418 00:19:22,576 --> 00:19:24,471 并承诺加倍报酬 如果我开始秘密为他 and he offered to double that if I started writing jokes 419 00:19:24,472 --> 00:19:26,885 撰写笑话 我照做了 for him discreetly, which I did. 420 00:19:26,886 --> 00:19:28,851 所以你成了他的代笔人？ So you became his ghostwriter? 421 00:19:28,852 --> 00:19:31,299 - 是的，我领工资的 - 你在他遇害当天 - Yeah, I was on the payroll. - You met with Kevin the day 422 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,678 见过面，所为何事？ he died. What was that about? 423 00:19:33,679 --> 00:19:35,989 凯文让我提前结束假期回来 Kevin flew me back early from vacation 424 00:19:35,990 --> 00:19:38,437 修改节目的笑点 so we could work on punch-ups for the show. 425 00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:41,299 我们通常在酒窖碰面 那天待了约半小时 We'd usually meet in the cellar. I was there maybe 30 minutes. 426 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:43,126 凯文当时在喝酒吗？ Was Kevin drinking during this visit? 427 00:19:43,127 --> 00:19:45,437 没，我在场时没有 我们总是直接工作 Nope, not when I was there. We always got right to work. 428 00:19:45,438 --> 00:19:47,333 可能你离开后 有人来找过他 It's possible that someone else came to meet him after you left. 429 00:19:47,334 --> 00:19:51,195 能想到谁可能 想要伤害他吗？ Can you think of anyone who might've wanted to harm him? 430 00:19:51,196 --> 00:19:55,092 凯文聘用我时 解雇了原来的代笔 When Kevin hired me, he fired his old ghostwriter. 431 00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:57,092 听说那人反应很激烈 The dude did not take it well, apparently. 432 00:19:57,093 --> 00:19:58,713 开始跟踪凯文 每天打电话 Started stalking Kevin, calling him, like, 433 00:19:58,714 --> 00:20:01,023 十几次 - 提到过名字吗？ a dozen times a day. - Did he mention a name? 434 00:20:01,024 --> 00:20:04,126 - 没有 - 像凯文这样的名人 - No. - Someone as famous as Kevin 435 00:20:04,127 --> 00:20:07,851 - 不会亲自冒险 支付代笔费用 - wouldn't be reckless enough to pay for a ghostwriter himself. 436 00:20:07,852 --> 00:20:10,782 肯定有中间人 经纪人操作 There must've been a backchannel. Handlers. 437 00:20:10,783 --> 00:20:11,989 你的中间人是谁？ Who was yours? 438 00:20:14,886 --> 00:20:17,506 我负责维护 凯文身后的形象 I am the custodian of Kevin's posthumous image. 439 00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:19,851 正在洽谈授权协议 周边商品 I am negotiating licensing deals, merchandizing. 440 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:22,851 凯文与他人合写的消息 会毁掉这一切 The news of Kevin collaborating with other writers will ruin all of that. 441 00:20:22,852 --> 00:20:24,782 - 我不明白的是 - See, what I don't get 442 00:20:24,783 --> 00:20:26,816 既然凯文是 不世出的天才 is why hire a ghostwriter in the first place 443 00:20:26,817 --> 00:20:28,782 为何需要代笔？ if Kevin is a once-in-a-generation talent? 444 00:20:28,783 --> 00:20:31,609 因为喜剧演员需要 与观众产生共鸣 Because comedians need to relate to their audience. 445 00:20:31,610 --> 00:20:34,506 随着凯文声名鹊起 他变得太过精英化 As Kevin's fame grew, he became too elite. 446 00:20:34,507 --> 00:20:37,678 太过脱离群众 有趣的事发生在经济舱 Too inaccessible. Funny things happen in coach. 447 00:20:37,679 --> 00:20:39,816 私人飞机上 毫无笑料可言 Nothing funny happens on a private jet. 448 00:20:39,817 --> 00:20:42,092 我们只能相信 你的说法了 We're gonna have to take your word on that. 449 00:20:42,093 --> 00:20:44,920 所以凯文需要代笔 来获取 Okay, so Kevin needed ghostwriters 450 00:20:44,921 --> 00:20:46,471 引起共鸣的素材 for relatable material. 451 00:20:46,472 --> 00:20:49,506 听起来他之前的代笔 心怀不满 Sounded like his previous writer was quite upset. 452 00:20:49,507 --> 00:20:51,161 有报复的动机 That he had an axe to grind. 453 00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:52,990 凯文从未向我提起 Kevin never mentioned it to me. 454 00:20:54,955 --> 00:20:56,540 怎么，你认为 我在包庇他？ What, you think I'm protecting him? 455 00:20:56,541 --> 00:20:58,575 我们不做臆测 但我们掌握的消息 We don't think anything, but we do know 456 00:20:58,576 --> 00:21:00,540 你最近获得的 取消巡演的保险金 that you recently received the insurance payout for the cancelled tour, 457 00:21:00,541 --> 00:21:03,230 那可是一笔十分丰厚的解约补偿金 and that is quite the severance package. 458 00:21:03,231 --> 00:21:04,678 - 说真的 - Trust me, 459 00:21:04,679 --> 00:21:05,920 我能获得的那些收入，相比于 it's a drop in the bucket compared to what I was going to make 460 00:21:05,921 --> 00:21:08,540 - 帮他继续发展事业中获得的，根本不值一提 - if he'd continued his career. 461 00:21:08,541 --> 00:21:09,851 他是我的摇钱树 He was my golden goose. 462 00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:11,057 在你寻找下一个 Well, while you're out 463 00:21:11,058 --> 00:21:12,816 能下金蛋的鹅之前 searching for your next goose, 464 00:21:12,817 --> 00:21:14,678 我们需要 we're going to need the contact info 465 00:21:14,679 --> 00:21:17,333 凯文前代笔的联系方式 for Kevin's old ghostwriter. 466 00:21:17,334 --> 00:21:20,576 好吧。哪一个？ Fine. Which one? 467 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:25,126 我帮凯文润色过素材 I helped Kevin punch up his material. 468 00:21:25,127 --> 00:21:27,126 其他十几个作家也做过 So did a dozen other writers. 469 00:21:27,127 --> 00:21:28,816 但你是唯一住在 豪兰和杰拉德街 Yeah, well you're the only one who lives 470 00:21:28,817 --> 00:21:30,575 付费电话亭附近的人 right by a payphone at Howland and Gerrard 471 00:21:30,576 --> 00:21:31,989 那个电话曾用来联系凯文 that was used to call Kevin. 472 00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:34,368 你们是否在私人酒窖见过面？ Did you ever meet together at a private cellar 473 00:21:34,369 --> 00:21:35,644 在小意大利区？ in Little Italy? 474 00:21:35,645 --> 00:21:37,816 我们以前共事的时候， 你经常去那里。 When we worked together, all the time. 475 00:21:37,817 --> 00:21:39,575 自从他解雇我之后， 我就再没回去过。 I haven't been back there since he canned me. 476 00:21:39,576 --> 00:21:43,230 那你这个月给他打了30次电话 算什么， So the 30 times you called him this month was what, 477 00:21:43,231 --> 00:21:44,299 叙旧吗？ to catch up? 478 00:21:45,990 --> 00:21:47,678 我担心他在新专场里 用了我的素材 I was worried he was using my material 479 00:21:47,679 --> 00:21:50,816 这违反了我们的合同， in the new special, which would go against our contract, 480 00:21:50,817 --> 00:21:52,747 但他拉黑了我的手机， but he blocked my cell, 481 00:21:52,748 --> 00:21:55,506 所以我用公用电话打给他。 so I used the payphone to call him. 482 00:21:55,507 --> 00:21:57,437 最后他还是接了。 Eventually, he picked up. 483 00:21:57,438 --> 00:22:00,161 他向我保证巡演都是新素材。 He assured me the tour was all new material. 484 00:22:00,162 --> 00:22:01,644 甚至上周还邀请我 去看演出 Even invited me to a show last week 485 00:22:01,645 --> 00:22:02,989 让我亲眼确认。 so I could see for myself. 486 00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:05,609 他办了演出？ 我们怎么不知道？ He had a show? Why don't we know about this? 487 00:22:05,610 --> 00:22:06,989 因为你们本来就不该知道。 Because you weren't supposed to. 488 00:22:06,990 --> 00:22:10,264 是新专场的秘密预演。 It was a surprise preview of the upcoming special. 489 00:22:10,265 --> 00:22:13,230 - 地点在哪？ - 某个小剧场。 - Where was this? - Some tiny black box theatre. 490 00:22:13,231 --> 00:22:16,989 媒体封锁。 他们让我们签了保密协议。 Media blackout. They made us sign NDAs. 491 00:22:16,990 --> 00:22:20,299 我可能偷偷带了录音机 I may have snuck in a recorder 492 00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:22,816 以备起诉需要证据。 in case I needed proof to sue. 493 00:22:22,817 --> 00:22:24,437 你碰巧还留着那个录音吗？ Do you happen to still have that recording? 494 00:22:24,438 --> 00:22:26,126 我能找出来。 I can dig that up. 495 00:22:34,541 --> 00:22:36,092 看来在认真工作啊。 Hard at work, I take it. 496 00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:38,747 呃，才听了20分钟， Um, we're only 20 minutes in, 497 00:22:38,748 --> 00:22:41,368 目前的笑话都很尖锐、粗俗， and so far the jokes are cutting, crude, 498 00:22:41,369 --> 00:22:43,782 绝对没经过法务审核。 and definitely not vetted by legal. 499 00:22:43,783 --> 00:22:46,195 难怪凯文要向经纪人 Which would explain why Kevin kept this show 500 00:22:46,196 --> 00:22:47,920 隐瞒这场演出。 a secret from his manager. 501 00:22:47,921 --> 00:22:49,782 所以当晚在场的任何人 So whoever was at this show 502 00:22:49,783 --> 00:22:52,299 都提前听到了凯文准备 got a preview of whatever Kevin was going to say 503 00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:55,644 在成千上万人面前说的内容。 on stage night after night to thousands of people. 504 00:22:55,645 --> 00:22:57,368 可能有人不喜欢这些素材？ Maybe someone didn't like the material? 505 00:22:57,369 --> 00:22:59,438 但什么笑话值得杀人灭口？ Yeah, but what joke's worth killing over? 506 00:23:01,783 --> 00:23:03,368 你能... Can you, um, 507 00:23:03,369 --> 00:23:05,368 快进到他表演结尾吗？ go to the end of his set? 508 00:23:05,369 --> 00:23:08,540 五月到九月， 这是最后加的段子。 May September, it was the final addition. 509 00:23:08,541 --> 00:23:12,644 - 压轴猛料？ - 好的，到结尾了。 - End on a bang? - Alright, end of the set. 510 00:23:12,645 --> 00:23:15,195 让我往回倒一点。 Let me scroll back a minute. 511 00:23:15,196 --> 00:23:17,885 我告诉你们为什么不能相信媒体， And I'll tell you why, you can't trust the media 512 00:23:17,886 --> 00:23:21,057 因为有尼尔·肯特这种人在主播台 because you've got people like Neil Kent out there 513 00:23:21,058 --> 00:23:23,609 搞实习女主播。 banging junior anchors on the news desk. 514 00:23:25,127 --> 00:23:27,851 就在主播台上搞。 And I mean on the news desk. 515 00:23:27,852 --> 00:23:31,264 尼尔·肯特被抓到光着屁股，挺着肚子， Like, Neil Kent got caught bare ass, gut out, 516 00:23:31,265 --> 00:23:34,231 玻璃上还留着屁股印。 cheek marks on the glass on the news desk. 517 00:23:36,162 --> 00:23:38,540 这是我听过最毁事业的八卦了。 Well, that is a career-ender if I ever heard one. 518 00:23:38,541 --> 00:23:41,782 可能尼尔想在消息曝光前灭口。 Maybe Neil wanted to kill the story before it broke. 519 00:23:49,438 --> 00:23:52,402 所以你认为尼尔·肯特 So you're thinking that Neil Kent 520 00:23:52,403 --> 00:23:54,989 杀了凯文·鲁索以防止他 killed Kevin Russo in order to stop him 521 00:23:54,990 --> 00:23:56,885 毁掉自己的事业。 from ruining his career. 522 00:23:56,886 --> 00:24:00,540 我们怎么确定这个性丑闻是真的？ How do we even know that this sex scandal is real? 523 00:24:00,541 --> 00:24:02,057 我们和塔莉娅谈过， We had another conversation with Talia, 524 00:24:02,058 --> 00:24:04,161 凯文的代笔作者，这笑话是她写的， Kevin's ghostwriter who wrote the joke for him, 525 00:24:04,162 --> 00:24:06,230 她通过电视台的朋友 and she learned about Neil through a friend 526 00:24:06,231 --> 00:24:09,057 偶然撞见尼尔和同事的苟且。 who works at the station who happened to walk in on Neil 527 00:24:09,058 --> 00:24:11,333 和同事的苟且之事。 and a colleague in a compromising position. 528 00:24:11,334 --> 00:24:12,678 她最初没告诉我们 She didn't tell us about it at first 529 00:24:12,679 --> 00:24:14,471 因为这是她为凯文写的 because it was one of about a dozen takedowns 530 00:24:14,472 --> 00:24:15,540 十几篇攻击稿之一。 she wrote for Kevin. 531 00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:17,402 塔莉娅本人公开讲过 Had Talia ever performed 532 00:24:17,403 --> 00:24:19,678 这个笑话吗？ - 从没。 this joke publicly? - Never. 533 00:24:19,679 --> 00:24:22,747 再说，塔莉娅讲出来只是谣言。 Besides, if Talia tells it, it's a rumour. 534 00:24:22,748 --> 00:24:25,402 但凯文表演出来就是头条新闻。 But if Kevin performs it, it's a headline. 535 00:24:25,403 --> 00:24:28,713 嗯。现在我们遇到瓶颈了。 Mmm. And that's where we hit a roadblock. 536 00:24:28,714 --> 00:24:30,230 证据链。 Access. 537 00:24:30,231 --> 00:24:33,195 这场快闪演出本该密不透风。 This pop-up show was supposed to be airtight. 538 00:24:33,196 --> 00:24:35,851 你对这位知名人士的怀疑 Your suspicion of a revered public figure 539 00:24:35,852 --> 00:24:37,713 取决于他是否知道这个笑话， hinges on him knowing about the joke, 540 00:24:37,714 --> 00:24:39,540 但据我们所知， but as far as we know, 541 00:24:39,541 --> 00:24:41,885 尼尔当晚根本不在现场。 Neil wasn't even in the audience that night. 542 00:24:41,886 --> 00:24:43,402 对吗？ Was he? 543 00:24:43,403 --> 00:24:46,196 不在，但他认识在场的人。 No, but he knew someone who was. 544 00:24:50,438 --> 00:24:52,782 我去年五月开始当尼尔助理。 I started as Neil's assistant last May. 545 00:24:52,783 --> 00:24:55,678 计划做满一年后转编辑岗。 Plan is to stay here for a year, then move up to editorial. 546 00:24:55,679 --> 00:24:58,264 为尼尔这种人工作应该机会很多。 Working for a man like Neil must open some doors. 547 00:24:58,265 --> 00:25:00,299 但想要机会， Yeah, but in order for those doors to open, 548 00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:03,507 你得证明自己。 展现点忠诚。 you'd need to prove yourself. Exhibit a little loyalty. 549 00:25:04,990 --> 00:25:06,575 帮他善后。 Look out for him. 550 00:25:06,576 --> 00:25:08,299 抱歉，我不明白。 Sorry, I don't follow. 551 00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:10,333 你是否告诉过老板凯文·鲁索 Did you tell your boss that Kevin Russo 552 00:25:10,334 --> 00:25:13,231 写了关于他的煽动性笑话？ wrote quite the inflammatory joke about him recently? 553 00:25:14,334 --> 00:25:15,713 嗯... Um... 554 00:25:15,714 --> 00:25:17,333 布鲁克， Brooke, 555 00:25:17,334 --> 00:25:18,816 凯文秘密演出的保密协议 this is your signature on the NDA 556 00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:20,610 是你签的吧？ from Kevin's surprise show, isn't it? 557 00:25:23,369 --> 00:25:25,678 好吧。 我本来不想去， Okay, look. I didn't even want to go, 558 00:25:25,679 --> 00:25:29,437 但朋友硬拉我去... but my friend dragged me and... 559 00:25:29,438 --> 00:25:32,368 所以演出结束后， 我告诉了尼尔那个笑话， So yeah, after the show, I told Neil about Kevin's joke, 560 00:25:32,369 --> 00:25:33,713 他有知情权。 but he deserved to know. 561 00:25:33,714 --> 00:25:35,610 然后他让你做什么了？ Then what did he ask you to do? 562 00:25:36,921 --> 00:25:40,024 他要了凯文的家庭住址。 He wanted Kevin's home address. 563 00:25:41,679 --> 00:25:43,575 仅此而已。 That's all. 564 00:25:43,576 --> 00:25:46,816 听着，布鲁克告诉我这个笑话时，我笑了。 Look, when Brooke told me about the joke, I laughed. 565 00:25:46,817 --> 00:25:48,954 可惜喜剧演员不用遵守 Unfortunately, comedians aren't held to the same 566 00:25:48,955 --> 00:25:51,402 和我们一样的审核标准。 editorial standards as we are. 567 00:25:51,403 --> 00:25:53,230 不需要审核或事实核查。 There's no vetting or fact-checking. 568 00:25:53,231 --> 00:25:54,851 那个笑话毫无根据。 That joke was a baseless claim. 569 00:25:54,852 --> 00:25:57,782 如果问你的同事杰西卡， And if we were to ask your colleague, Jessica, 570 00:25:57,783 --> 00:25:59,369 她也会这么说吗？ she'd say the same? 571 00:26:01,438 --> 00:26:04,471 多年前你们在镜头前亲密无间。 Years ago, you two were thick as thieves on camera. 572 00:26:04,472 --> 00:26:07,678 看起来很有火花。 I mean, there was this spark. 573 00:26:07,679 --> 00:26:10,609 但疫情结束后情况变了， But then something happened, and after Covid ended, 574 00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:12,506 分开的座位保持至今。 the separate desks stayed. 575 00:26:12,507 --> 00:26:16,471 同事分手后尽量保持距离 It's typical for coworkers to seek as much separation 576 00:26:16,472 --> 00:26:19,300 很常见。 as possible after a breakup. 577 00:26:20,127 --> 00:26:22,403 我和杰西卡有过一段。 Jessica and I had a relationship. 578 00:26:23,403 --> 00:26:25,747 完全是两厢情愿， It was completely consensual, I might add. 579 00:26:25,748 --> 00:26:27,782 虽然算是权力滥用。 Well, albeit, an abuse of power. 580 00:26:27,783 --> 00:26:29,437 那时她刚入行。 Back then, she was just starting out. 581 00:26:29,438 --> 00:26:31,264 是初级主播。 She was a junior anchor. 582 00:26:31,265 --> 00:26:33,851 短暂交往过。 It was a brief affair. 583 00:26:33,852 --> 00:26:36,299 分手不到一年， Less than a year after we call things off, 584 00:26:36,300 --> 00:26:38,471 她遇到安德鲁结了婚。 she met Andrew. She got married. 585 00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:39,989 还带丈夫上节目， She brought her husband onto the show, 586 00:26:39,990 --> 00:26:43,264 断了复合的可能。 which squashed any kind of chance of rekindling. 587 00:26:43,265 --> 00:26:45,437 都是往事了。 - 正因如此 It's all in the past. - All the more reason 588 00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:47,161 你才会对有个喜剧演员 you'd be furious to learn that a comedian 589 00:26:47,162 --> 00:26:51,057 要曝光你的丑闻暴跳如雷。 is about to air your dirty laundry to the world. 590 00:26:51,058 --> 00:26:53,195 你助理说你还索要了 When we spoke to your assistant, she mentioned 591 00:26:53,196 --> 00:26:57,023 凯文的家庭住址准备"谈谈"。 that you also asked for Kevin's home address to have a chat. 592 00:26:57,024 --> 00:26:59,540 那次谈话进展如何， 你知道的，男人之间的对话？ How'd that conversation go, you know, man-to-man? 593 00:26:59,541 --> 00:27:01,851 没有谈成。 我去了他的公寓，是的， It didn't. I went to his condo, yeah, 594 00:27:01,852 --> 00:27:03,437 但我连他的门卫 都没能通过。 but I couldn't get past his doorman. 595 00:27:03,438 --> 00:27:05,540 所以你不能恳求他 停止这个玩笑， So you can't appeal to him to cut the joke, 596 00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:07,437 然后你知道吗， 一周后他就出现在这里， and what do you know, a week later, he's here, 597 00:27:07,438 --> 00:27:09,368 在你的地盘上直播。 on air, in your domain. 598 00:27:09,369 --> 00:27:11,713 你动用了什么关系 才促成这件事？ What strings did you have to pull to land that? 599 00:27:11,714 --> 00:27:14,264 没有。 所有安排都由预约经纪人处理。 None. Booking agents handle all of that. 600 00:27:14,265 --> 00:27:16,092 我直到节目开始前 大约一小时 I didn't even know he was on the show 601 00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:17,609 才知道他要上节目。 until about an hour before the segment. 602 00:27:17,610 --> 00:27:19,126 就在他离开后大约一小时， Well, like an hour after he left, 603 00:27:19,127 --> 00:27:20,816 他被下毒了，而你的秘密， he was poisoned and your secret, 604 00:27:20,817 --> 00:27:23,368 那个本该毁掉你婚姻和事业的秘密， the one that would've destroyed your marriage, your career, 605 00:27:23,369 --> 00:27:26,195 恰好随他一起消亡了。 just happened to die with him. 606 00:27:26,196 --> 00:27:29,402 恐怕这就是你的故事 开始说不通的地方。 That, I'm afraid, is where your story stops making sense. 607 00:27:29,403 --> 00:27:32,333 恐怕我的事业 并没有那么脆弱。 My career is not that fragile, I'm afraid. 608 00:27:32,334 --> 00:27:35,092 这个国家信任我， 他们35年来 This country trusts me, and they have turned to me 609 00:27:35,093 --> 00:27:38,057 一直通过我获取观点。 for perspective for 35 years. 610 00:27:38,058 --> 00:27:41,264 如果那个玩笑曝光了， 我知道我能渡过难关。 If the joke came out, I knew I could weather the storm. 611 00:27:41,265 --> 00:27:44,609 当然，照搬那些 被抵制男人的剧本。 Sure, take a leaf out of the cancelled men playbook. 612 00:27:44,610 --> 00:27:47,540 道歉巡回演出， 然后在托斯卡纳长期休假 Apology tour, then an extra-long hiatus 613 00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:50,714 等待反对声消退，是吧？ in Tuscany to weather the backlash, huh? 614 00:27:51,679 --> 00:27:55,299 年底前就能重回镜头前。 And be back in front of the cameras before year end. 615 00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:58,024 那个小喜剧演员的把戏 影响不了我。 That little comic's stunt didn't phase me. 616 00:28:00,093 --> 00:28:03,403 - 我从不犯错。 - 你上次就犯了。 - I never get it wrong. - Well, you did last time. 617 00:28:05,714 --> 00:28:07,851 - 嘿。 - 嘿，杰西卡。 - Hey. - Hey, Jessica. 618 00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:11,816 我能单独和你 快速说句话吗？ Could I have a quick word, please, alone? 619 00:28:11,817 --> 00:28:13,955 - 好的，没问题。 - 我在外面等。 - Yeah, it's fine. - I'll be outside. 620 00:28:18,403 --> 00:28:20,541 我时间不多。 什么事？ I don't have a lot of time. What's up? 621 00:28:26,610 --> 00:28:30,747 他们现在知道了。 警察知道了。 They know, now. The cops know. 622 00:28:30,748 --> 00:28:33,782 - 什么？ - 关于我们的事。 - What? - About us. 623 00:28:37,714 --> 00:28:40,644 抱歉。 我，呃，觉得应该告诉你。 Sorry. I, uh, thought you should know. 624 00:28:40,645 --> 00:28:42,472 而且，呃... And, uh... 625 00:28:44,679 --> 00:28:46,403 我至少欠你这个。 I owe you that much. 626 00:28:54,472 --> 00:28:56,851 非常感谢你抽空过来。 Thank you so much for your time. 627 00:28:56,852 --> 00:28:59,506 事实证明加拿大 最受信赖的主播 Turns out Canada's most trusted anchor 628 00:28:59,507 --> 00:29:01,023 说了实话。 was telling the truth. 629 00:29:01,024 --> 00:29:02,713 这段从未播出过的片段， Now, this one never made it to air, 630 00:29:02,714 --> 00:29:04,230 是与凯文被下毒 同一时间拍摄的。 but was filmed at the same time 631 00:29:04,231 --> 00:29:06,023 Kevin was poisoned. 632 00:29:06,024 --> 00:29:07,851 晚上好，我是尼尔·肯特。 Good evening, I'm Neil Kent. 633 00:29:07,852 --> 00:29:09,057 我是比安卡·克鲁兹。 I'm Bianca Cruz. 634 00:29:09,058 --> 00:29:11,161 尼尔在镜头前， 他不是凶手。 Neil's on camera, he's not our killer. 635 00:29:11,162 --> 00:29:14,023 但节目里还有谁在场？ Yeah, but who else is on the broadcast? 636 00:29:14,024 --> 00:29:15,506 比安卡·克鲁兹。 Bianca Cruz. 637 00:29:15,507 --> 00:29:17,678 ...在新民主党终止与，呃， ...after the NDP ended their deal with the, uh, 638 00:29:17,679 --> 00:29:19,885 抱歉，是少数派 自由党政府之后... sorry, the minority Liberal government... 639 00:29:19,886 --> 00:29:21,368 看她，她开始口误了。 Look at her, she's dropping her words. 640 00:29:21,369 --> 00:29:23,195 她完全不在状态。为什么？ She's all over the place. Why? 641 00:29:23,196 --> 00:29:25,885 因为她是临时被拉来顶班的。 Because she was pulled in last minute. 642 00:29:25,886 --> 00:29:27,403 顶替杰西卡的位置。 Filling in for Jessica. 643 00:29:28,748 --> 00:29:30,989 有意思，我刚和节目 预约经纪人通完电话 Okay, that's interesting, because I just got off the phone 644 00:29:30,990 --> 00:29:32,540 with the show's booking agent. 645 00:29:32,541 --> 00:29:34,989 结果显示是杰西卡 要求邀请凯文 It turns out Jessica is the one who asked for Kevin 646 00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:36,471 上节目的。 to be on the show. 647 00:29:38,196 --> 00:29:39,989 尼尔说得对。 Neil was right. 648 00:29:39,990 --> 00:29:42,471 那个玩笑毁不了他， 他的地位太稳固了。 The joke wouldn't end him, he was too established. 649 00:29:42,472 --> 00:29:45,230 但像杰西卡这样的 新兴人才， But someone like Jessica, a young emerging talent, 650 00:29:45,231 --> 00:29:47,989 凯文的段子会玷污 她的职业生涯。 Kevin's bit would tarnish her career. 651 00:29:47,990 --> 00:29:50,231 她永远无法摆脱这个丑闻。 She'd never be able to outrun the scandal. 652 00:29:51,093 --> 00:29:53,368 当尼尔告诉我 那个玩笑时， When Neil told me about the joke, 653 00:29:53,369 --> 00:29:56,851 我第一时间就向安德鲁 坦白了我们的关系。 the first thing I did was tell Andrew about our fling. 654 00:29:56,852 --> 00:29:58,989 虽然那个玩笑 没有提到我的名字， Even though the joke didn't mention my name, 655 00:29:58,990 --> 00:30:02,230 但人们很快就能 联想到我。 it wouldn't take long for people to connect the dots. 656 00:30:02,231 --> 00:30:03,713 所以我想在消息曝光前 抢占先机 So I wanted to get ahead of the story 657 00:30:03,714 --> 00:30:05,402 以防万一。 in case it came out. 658 00:30:05,403 --> 00:30:06,851 他之前不知道这件事？ He didn't know about it? 659 00:30:06,852 --> 00:30:08,954 你会主动告诉配偶 You want to tell your spouse 660 00:30:08,955 --> 00:30:10,713 他们这几年来其实 一直在为你前任工作 that they've actually been working for your ex 661 00:30:10,714 --> 00:30:12,058 the past few years? 662 00:30:13,093 --> 00:30:15,023 听着，我和安德鲁 谈过这件事， So, look, I talked to Andrew about it, 663 00:30:15,024 --> 00:30:16,817 他表示理解。 and he was understanding. 664 00:30:17,817 --> 00:30:20,195 我不会让某个喜剧演员 I wasn't gonna let some comedian 665 00:30:20,196 --> 00:30:22,437 有权力破坏我的婚姻。 have the power to blow up my marriage. 666 00:30:22,438 --> 00:30:24,816 这就是你邀请他上节目的原因？ Is that why you invited him on the show? 667 00:30:24,817 --> 00:30:26,920 不，我... No, I... 668 00:30:26,921 --> 00:30:30,575 想通过免费宣传 推广他的演出。 wanted to give him free PR to promote his show. 669 00:30:30,576 --> 00:30:33,471 或许，不知道， 积累些好感， Maybe, I don't know, garner some good will, 670 00:30:33,472 --> 00:30:35,609 然后提出请求。 and then ask for a favour. 671 00:30:35,610 --> 00:30:37,954 - 让他删掉那个玩笑？ - 嗯。 - To cut the joke? - Mm-hmm. 672 00:30:37,955 --> 00:30:39,438 那次谈话进展如何？ And how'd that conversation go? 673 00:30:43,852 --> 00:30:45,748 好吧，呃... Okay, um... 674 00:30:46,955 --> 00:30:48,540 我... I... 675 00:30:48,541 --> 00:30:50,713 哀求他... begged him... 676 00:30:50,714 --> 00:30:52,540 好吧，为了保全我的声誉， alright, to spare my reputation, 677 00:30:52,541 --> 00:30:56,300 我的工作，你想知道 他说了什么吗？ my work, and you want to know what he said? 678 00:30:56,852 --> 00:30:59,299 他感谢我提供的免费宣传 He thanked me for the free publicity 679 00:30:59,300 --> 00:31:01,610 还送我首演门票。 and offered me tickets to his opening night. 680 00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:05,368 你害怕失业吗？ Are you afraid of losing your job? 681 00:31:05,369 --> 00:31:07,402 不。 No. 682 00:31:07,403 --> 00:31:09,092 因为他们不会立即解雇我， Because they wouldn't fire me right away, 683 00:31:09,093 --> 00:31:10,989 但那个玩笑， but that joke, 684 00:31:10,990 --> 00:31:13,161 是职业癌症。懂吗？ that was career cancer. Okay? 685 00:31:13,162 --> 00:31:18,092 - 我会被调到更小的节目 - I'd be pushed onto smaller shows at worse time slots, 686 00:31:18,093 --> 00:31:20,816 直到几年后， until a few years later, 687 00:31:20,817 --> 00:31:23,334 等所有人都忘记之后... once everyone had forgotten... 688 00:31:25,783 --> 00:31:27,264 那就是我被解雇的时候。 that's when I'd be let go. 689 00:31:27,265 --> 00:31:29,920 凯文不在乎。 他为搞笑不择手段。 Kevin didn't care. He'd do anything for a laugh. 690 00:31:29,921 --> 00:31:31,954 这不是他该讲的故事。 It wasn't his story to tell. 691 00:31:31,955 --> 00:31:33,782 这点我同意你。 I agree with you there. 692 00:31:33,783 --> 00:31:36,402 所以你才在遭拒后离开工作， So is that why you left work, 693 00:31:36,403 --> 00:31:38,644 尾随他到小意大利区的酒吧， after he denied you, to follow him to a bar 694 00:31:38,645 --> 00:31:40,299 在他毁掉一切之前 让他闭嘴？ in Little Italy, to silence him before 695 00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:42,126 he destroyed everything? 696 00:31:42,127 --> 00:31:43,886 不。 No. 697 00:31:45,127 --> 00:31:49,507 我刚得知自己的人生 即将崩毁。 I had just found out that my life was about to blow up. 698 00:31:51,265 --> 00:31:53,851 所以我不想出现在镜头前。 So I didn't want to be on camera. 699 00:31:53,852 --> 00:31:57,609 我回家思考， I went home to think, 700 00:31:57,610 --> 00:31:59,678 制定计划。 to make a plan. 701 00:31:59,679 --> 00:32:01,024 仅此而已。 That's all. 702 00:32:04,541 --> 00:32:07,403 个人文件、日程表、笔记， 我们全都要。 Personal files, calendars, notes, we want it all. 703 00:32:09,472 --> 00:32:13,989 嗨。你想让我们 彻底丢脸吗？嗯？ Hi. Do you want to completely embarrass us? Huh? 704 00:32:13,990 --> 00:32:15,678 你本可以提前通知， 我们会提前让 You could've given her warning, we would've dismissed 705 00:32:15,679 --> 00:32:17,402 员工下班。 - 搜查令 our staff early. - Search warrants 706 00:32:17,403 --> 00:32:19,885 突袭才最有效。 tend to work best when delivered unannounced. 707 00:32:19,886 --> 00:32:22,126 行业机密。 - 我放弃了。 Trade secret. - I'm done. 708 00:32:22,127 --> 00:32:23,747 该发生的还是发生了。 It's all happening anyway. 709 00:32:23,748 --> 00:32:25,471 好吧，好吧。 让我理清楚。 Okay, okay. Let me get this straight. 710 00:32:25,472 --> 00:32:28,816 杰茜被一位善于操纵的老板占了便宜 而你们却试图把她塑造成恶人？ Jess gets taken advantage of by a manipulative boss, 711 00:32:28,817 --> 00:32:30,471 你们想把她变成反派？ and you're trying to make her the villain? 712 00:32:30,472 --> 00:32:33,471 我们不会塑造任何人 我们的职责不是审判 We don't make anyone anything. It's not our job to judge. 713 00:32:33,472 --> 00:32:35,713 我们只是不带偏见地呈现事实 We just perceive the facts, unbiased. 714 00:32:35,714 --> 00:32:37,678 是吗？ 你们调查过尼尔吗？ Oh yeah? Have you even looked into Neil? 715 00:32:37,679 --> 00:32:39,506 他恨凯文 - 案发当时 He hated Kevin. - Well, at the time 716 00:32:39,507 --> 00:32:41,437 凯文中毒时 尼尔有不在场证明 Kevin was poisoned, Neil was on camera. 717 00:32:41,438 --> 00:32:43,333 遗憾的是 你妻子没有 Unfortunately, your wife was not. 718 00:32:46,162 --> 00:32:49,437 这不公平 你们要钉死她 This isn't fair. You're crucifying her 719 00:32:49,438 --> 00:32:52,264 就因为她多年前犯的 一个愚蠢错误 for one stupid mistake she made years ago. 720 00:32:52,265 --> 00:32:53,713 我从没说过那是错误 I never said it was a mistake. 721 00:32:53,714 --> 00:32:55,885 再说一次 我们无权审判 Again, not our place to judge. 722 00:32:55,886 --> 00:32:57,610 密码？ Password? 723 00:32:58,403 --> 00:33:00,195 我们实验室可以破解 Our lab can crack into it, 724 00:33:00,196 --> 00:33:01,990 但你可以省去我们的麻烦 but you could save us the trouble. 725 00:33:02,817 --> 00:33:04,713 既然没什么可隐藏的 就给他们看吧 You have nothing to hide, so just show them, okay? 726 00:33:04,714 --> 00:33:06,300 可以吗？我能看吗？ Can I? Can I? 727 00:33:11,645 --> 00:33:15,334 能告诉我这是什么吗？ Can you tell me what this is? 728 00:33:16,093 --> 00:33:18,437 这是我昨天播报的新闻稿 It's my notes from yesterday's broadcast. 729 00:33:18,438 --> 00:33:20,575 加拿大西部的森林大火... Forest fires in Western Canada... 730 00:33:20,576 --> 00:33:22,954 我感兴趣的载体多过信息本身 I'm more interested in the medium than the message. 731 00:33:22,955 --> 00:33:25,782 65磅卡纸 65-pound card stock. 732 00:33:25,783 --> 00:33:28,851 厚度能让它在直播时不抖动 Yeah, the thickness helps it not shake on air. 733 00:33:28,852 --> 00:33:31,092 又一个行业机密 Ah, another trade secret. 734 00:33:31,093 --> 00:33:33,126 让我担心的是它的其他用途 What concerns me is its other purpose. 735 00:33:33,127 --> 00:33:35,782 这种完全相同类型的卡纸 You see, this exact type of card stock 736 00:33:35,783 --> 00:33:38,540 也被用于投放 was also used to deliver the poison 737 00:33:38,541 --> 00:33:40,540 凯文最后的饮品中的毒药 in Kevin's final drink. 738 00:33:50,541 --> 00:33:52,023 嘿！ Ey! 739 00:33:52,024 --> 00:33:53,506 干得漂亮 艾丽西亚 There you go. Good game, Alicia. 740 00:33:53,507 --> 00:33:56,644 非常精彩 Well done. Fantastic. 741 00:33:56,645 --> 00:33:59,195 杰茜得知凯文的玩笑 提前下班 Jessica learns about Kevin's joke, leaves work early, 742 00:33:59,196 --> 00:34:01,471 跟踪到私人酒窖 实施投毒 follows him to a private cellar, poisons him. 743 00:34:01,472 --> 00:34:03,471 问题解决 - 还有更多 Problem solved. - There's more. 744 00:34:03,472 --> 00:34:07,230 马克设法调取了 杰茜的信用卡账单 Mark managed to pull Jessica's credit card statements. 745 00:34:07,231 --> 00:34:11,092 结果显示凯文预告那个玩笑的次日 It turns out that the day after Kevin previewed the joke, 746 00:34:11,093 --> 00:34:15,885 杰茜支付了加法里 公关危机公司的咨询费 Jessica paid for a consult with Gafari PR crisis firm. 747 00:34:15,886 --> 00:34:17,816 所以她打算在丑闻爆发时 进行危机公关 So she wanted them to run damage control 748 00:34:17,817 --> 00:34:19,713 但在凯文死后的第二天 她取消了预约 when the scandal broke. - Yeah, but the day after 749 00:34:19,714 --> 00:34:21,057 Kevin died, she cancelled the meeting. 750 00:34:21,058 --> 00:34:23,333 既然能消灭危机 何必管理危机？ Why manage the crisis if you can eliminate it? 751 00:34:23,334 --> 00:34:25,161 或者说她的问题 Either that, or her problem 752 00:34:25,162 --> 00:34:27,471 刚好被别人解决了 just so happened to be solved for her. 753 00:34:27,472 --> 00:34:29,575 我更关注确凿证据 I'm more interested in the smoking gun. 754 00:34:29,576 --> 00:34:31,816 - 地高辛 - 杰茜如何获得 - The digoxin. - How did Jessica get her hands 755 00:34:31,817 --> 00:34:34,126 这种药物？我不认为账单上有 on it? I doubt there's a charge in that statement 756 00:34:34,127 --> 00:34:35,471 地高辛处方的消费记录 for a digoxin prescription. 757 00:34:35,472 --> 00:34:38,714 但我可能发现了次佳证据 No, but I may have found the next best thing. 758 00:34:41,541 --> 00:34:44,471 抱歉 他正在午睡 I'm sorry, he's taking a nap right now. 759 00:34:44,472 --> 00:34:45,920 他下午容易疲倦 He gets tired in the afternoons. 760 00:34:45,921 --> 00:34:47,368 你们要晚点再来吗？ Would you like to come back later? 761 00:34:47,369 --> 00:34:49,644 不必打扰他 No, we don't need to bother him. 762 00:34:49,645 --> 00:34:52,506 杰茜常来探望父亲吗？ Does Jessica visit her father often? 763 00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:54,713 我是说 她支付这里的费用对吧？ I mean, she pays for his stay here, right? 764 00:34:54,714 --> 00:34:57,023 她对疗养院贡献卓著 She's been incredible to the facility. 765 00:34:57,024 --> 00:34:59,989 组织募捐活动 非常慷慨 Organizes fundraisers. She's very generous. 766 00:34:59,990 --> 00:35:02,161 他患心脏病多久了？ How long has he had his heart condition? 767 00:35:02,162 --> 00:35:04,230 两年了 但我们尽力 For the past two years, but we do our best 768 00:35:04,231 --> 00:35:07,782 让他过得舒适 - 药物有帮助 to keep him comfortable. - And medication helps. 769 00:35:07,783 --> 00:35:09,782 地高辛 现代医学奇迹 Digoxin, modern-day miracle. 770 00:35:09,783 --> 00:35:12,540 但这里写着"临时补给" But I notice here the script says interim supply. 771 00:35:12,541 --> 00:35:15,057 我不得不提前补药 I had to refill it early. 772 00:35:15,058 --> 00:35:17,507 我可能替换了部分药片 I must've replaced some of the pills. 773 00:35:18,990 --> 00:35:20,816 艾琳 Irene, 774 00:35:20,817 --> 00:35:23,507 卡特莱特先生上周有访客吗？ did Mr. Cartwright have any visitors last week? 775 00:35:24,369 --> 00:35:26,368 这是什么？ 我看的是什么？ What is this? What am I looking at? 776 00:35:26,369 --> 00:35:28,506 我的辞职信 My resignation letter. 777 00:35:28,507 --> 00:35:30,195 老实说我惊讶他们 I'm honestly surprised 778 00:35:30,196 --> 00:35:31,886 还让我继续出镜 they're still putting me on the air. 779 00:35:32,610 --> 00:35:34,610 安德鲁... Andrew... 780 00:35:35,507 --> 00:35:37,748 丑闻迟早会泄露 This scandal is going to leak. 781 00:35:38,438 --> 00:35:42,057 至少这样 在曝光时 Alright? At least this way, I can be out of the spotlight 782 00:35:42,058 --> 00:35:43,816 我可以远离聚光灯 when it does. 783 00:35:43,817 --> 00:35:45,783 你为什么要这么做？ Why'd you have to do this? 784 00:35:46,679 --> 00:35:49,402 - 我不知道 - 为什么是尼尔？ - I don't know. - Why Neil? 785 00:35:49,403 --> 00:35:51,299 为什么在工作场所？ Why at work? 786 00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:53,333 如果你没做 我们不会陷入这种境地 If you didn't, we wouldn't be in this situation. 787 00:35:53,334 --> 00:35:55,437 你就不必写这个 You wouldn't have to write this. 788 00:35:55,438 --> 00:35:57,990 我知道 对不起 I know. I'm sorry. 789 00:36:01,024 --> 00:36:03,472 拜托 帮我化解这次危机 Please, just help me spin this. 790 00:36:04,990 --> 00:36:07,024 我需要你 I need you. 791 00:36:12,024 --> 00:36:13,851 我珍惜在这里的 I have cherished every moment here 792 00:36:13,852 --> 00:36:16,471 与优秀团队共事的每一刻 working with an incredible crew. 793 00:36:16,472 --> 00:36:18,368 我郑重对待这份殊荣 And I don't take lightly the privilege 794 00:36:18,369 --> 00:36:20,644 每晚进入你们家庭 of being welcomed into your homes, 795 00:36:20,645 --> 00:36:22,471 你们客厅的特权 your living rooms, 796 00:36:22,472 --> 00:36:25,437 持续了整整五年 for the past five years every night. 797 00:36:25,438 --> 00:36:28,299 但很遗憾 这将是我 But unfortunately, this will be my last broadcast 798 00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:30,851 未来一段时间的最后一次播报 因我需要 for some time, as I need to take a personal leave 799 00:36:30,852 --> 00:36:33,264 处理家庭事务 for some family matters. 800 00:36:33,265 --> 00:36:36,989 但我坚信 很快会重返岗位 But I am confident that I will be back here shortly. 801 00:36:36,990 --> 00:36:38,747 在那之前 So until then, 802 00:36:38,748 --> 00:36:40,369 我是杰茜卡·卡特莱特 I'm Jessica Cartwright. 803 00:36:41,645 --> 00:36:43,127 晚安 加拿大 Goodnight, Canada. 804 00:36:43,783 --> 00:36:45,161 拍摄结束 And we're clear. 805 00:36:54,196 --> 00:36:55,782 - 怎么样？ - 过来 - How was it? - Come here. 806 00:36:55,783 --> 00:36:57,748 - 还行吗？ - 完美表现 - It was okay? - You were perfect. 807 00:36:59,369 --> 00:37:01,437 我们还有几个问题 We just have a few more questions for you, 808 00:37:01,438 --> 00:37:02,609 如果你不介意 if you don't mind. 809 00:37:02,610 --> 00:37:04,506 能给我 Yeah, do you mind 810 00:37:04,507 --> 00:37:06,023 一点私人时间吗？ just giving me a moment? 811 00:37:06,024 --> 00:37:07,885 我不希望有旁观者 I really don't want an audience. 812 00:37:07,886 --> 00:37:10,437 - 当然 - 好了 谢谢各位 - Yeah, of course. - Okay, everyone, thank you. 813 00:37:10,438 --> 00:37:12,161 感谢今天的出色播报 Thank you for a great broadcast. 814 00:37:12,162 --> 00:37:15,748 杰茜需要独处时间 谢谢配合 Jessica wants a moment before she leaves. Thank you. 815 00:37:20,783 --> 00:37:22,954 你父亲得知你要暂别节目 Your father must be sad 816 00:37:22,955 --> 00:37:25,162 一定很伤心吧 to learn that you're taking a break from the show. 817 00:37:25,955 --> 00:37:28,333 我们知道他每期必看 We understand he watches every broadcast. 818 00:37:28,334 --> 00:37:29,989 从不缺席 Never misses one. 819 00:37:29,990 --> 00:37:31,816 艾琳告诉我们的 Irene told us that. 820 00:37:31,817 --> 00:37:34,989 她似乎是位出色的护理员 She seems like an excellent caregiver. 821 00:37:34,990 --> 00:37:36,851 她对事务非常上心 比如 She's very on top of things, like, you know, 822 00:37:36,852 --> 00:37:39,989 你父亲的地高辛处方 your dad's digoxin prescription. 823 00:37:39,990 --> 00:37:41,713 前几天用完了 但她成功 Ran out a few days ago, but she managed 824 00:37:41,714 --> 00:37:43,540 拿到了临时补给 to get an interim supply. 825 00:37:43,541 --> 00:37:45,782 能有她、你和安德鲁组成的 He's lucky to have such a strong circle 826 00:37:45,783 --> 00:37:47,782 强大关怀圈是他的幸运 of care with her, you, and Andrew. 827 00:37:47,783 --> 00:37:50,678 你 充满爱心的女儿 还有安德鲁 You, the loving daughter, and Andrew, 828 00:37:50,679 --> 00:37:53,402 体贴入微的女婿 the supportive son-in-law. 829 00:37:53,403 --> 00:37:55,195 你知道 安德鲁甚至 去探望过他 You know, Andrew even went to visit him 830 00:37:55,196 --> 00:37:58,264 就在几天前 顺路去确认他的状况 a couple of days ago. Just stopped in to check on him, 831 00:37:58,265 --> 00:38:00,092 看看那位老人过得如何 see how the old man's doing. 832 00:38:00,093 --> 00:38:02,920 - 是的 我经常去那里 - 嗯 我确信你会这么做 - Yeah, I drop by there often. - Hmm. I bet you do. 833 00:38:02,921 --> 00:38:05,782 我们早些时候与 你的一些工作人员谈过 We spoke with some of your crew earlier. 834 00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:07,575 很棒的团队 Great team. 835 00:38:07,576 --> 00:38:11,920 你知道吗 他们说 凯文那天在这里的时候 You know, they said the day that Kevin was here, 836 00:38:11,921 --> 00:38:14,299 杰西卡离开后 不到十分钟 after Jessica left, not 10 minutes later, 837 00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:16,782 你也离开了大楼？ you also left the building? 838 00:38:16,783 --> 00:38:19,402 杰西当时心烦意乱 Jess was distraught. 839 00:38:19,403 --> 00:38:20,816 我看到她跑出这里 I saw her run out of here, 840 00:38:20,817 --> 00:38:22,471 我去找她 想要安慰她 I went to find her, to console her. 841 00:38:22,472 --> 00:38:24,540 对 Right. 842 00:38:24,541 --> 00:38:26,196 那他找到你了吗？ And did he find you? 843 00:38:28,162 --> 00:38:30,300 他给你打电话了吗？ Did he call you? 844 00:38:31,196 --> 00:38:33,575 我不责怪他 I don't blame him. 845 00:38:33,576 --> 00:38:36,057 嗯 他自己当时也 相当忙碌 Well, he was pretty busy himself, 846 00:38:36,058 --> 00:38:38,299 跟踪凯文去了 城对面的一家酒吧 following Kevin to a bar across town. 847 00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:41,369 你知道 安德鲁是 相当出色的调酒师 You know, Andrew's quite the mixologist. 848 00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:45,023 我打赌凯文甚至没有 尝出饮料里的地高辛 I bet Kevin didn't even taste the digoxin 849 00:38:45,024 --> 00:38:46,954 在他的饮品里 不是吗？ in his drink, did he? 850 00:38:46,955 --> 00:38:50,057 你知道吗 当这一切 真相大白之后 You know, when all this comes out, 851 00:38:50,058 --> 00:38:51,782 当所有尘埃落定 and after all the dust is settled, 852 00:38:51,783 --> 00:38:53,368 我打赌他会试图说服你 I bet he's gonna try to convince you 853 00:38:53,369 --> 00:38:56,264 他做这一切都是 为了保护你的事业 that he was doing it all to protect your career. 854 00:38:56,265 --> 00:38:58,368 好吧 够了 杰西 我们 没必要在这里听这些 Okay, alright. Jess, we don't need to be here for this. 855 00:38:58,369 --> 00:38:59,816 来吧 杰西？ - 我很抱歉 Come on. Jess? - I'm sorry, 856 00:38:59,817 --> 00:39:01,747 你是什么意思？ - 你知道 我花了点时间 what are you saying? - You know, it took me a while 857 00:39:01,748 --> 00:39:03,195 才真正看清你 to really see you. 858 00:39:03,196 --> 00:39:04,954 你掩饰得很好 你知道的 You masked it very well, you know, 859 00:39:04,955 --> 00:39:07,437 但最终 你还是 暴露了自己 but eventually, you revealed yourself. 860 00:39:07,438 --> 00:39:10,195 你评论尼尔年龄的方式 The way that you commented about Neil's age. 861 00:39:10,196 --> 00:39:14,368 或是你谈论杰西卡 和他在一起时 Or when you spoke about Jessica and him together 862 00:39:14,369 --> 00:39:16,644 表现出的那种厌恶 但有趣的是 with such revulsion. But the funny thing was, 863 00:39:16,645 --> 00:39:18,816 你似乎并不对他生气 you didn't seem angry with him, 864 00:39:18,817 --> 00:39:20,368 你更多的是对她生气 you were more angry with her 865 00:39:20,369 --> 00:39:22,368 因为当初选择和他在一起 for being with him in the first place. 866 00:39:22,369 --> 00:39:24,471 现在 我虽然不是治疗师 Now, I'm no therapist, 867 00:39:24,472 --> 00:39:27,885 但我相信你的丈夫 but I believe your husband 868 00:39:27,886 --> 00:39:30,023 患有回溯性嫉妒 suffers from Retroactive Jealousy 869 00:39:30,024 --> 00:39:32,195 强迫症 - 哦 Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. - Oh. 870 00:39:32,196 --> 00:39:34,471 哦 看 我知道这很拗口 Oh, look, I know it's a mouthful, 871 00:39:34,472 --> 00:39:36,161 但这是真实存在的疾病 but it's a real thing. 872 00:39:36,162 --> 00:39:39,057 一种让人对伴侣的 过去感情关系 A disorder where one becomes obsessed 873 00:39:39,058 --> 00:39:41,885 产生强迫性执念的障碍 with a partner's past relationships. 874 00:39:41,886 --> 00:39:44,299 - 好吧 - 而患有这种 - Okay. - And somebody with that 875 00:39:44,300 --> 00:39:46,954 症状的人 比如安德鲁 condition, like Andrew, 876 00:39:46,955 --> 00:39:49,782 会采取极端手段 来寻求配偶的保证 will go to extreme lengths to seek reassurance 877 00:39:49,783 --> 00:39:53,540 比如要求获得你工作电脑的密码 from their spouse, like demanding the password 878 00:39:53,541 --> 00:39:55,644 以确保你没有在 for your work computer to make sure 879 00:39:55,645 --> 00:39:58,644 和前男友们发信息 that you're not messaging your exes. 880 00:39:58,645 --> 00:40:00,851 你的生活中有哪部分 Is there any part of your life 881 00:40:00,852 --> 00:40:03,989 是他没有强行介入的？ that he hasn't pried his way into? 882 00:40:03,990 --> 00:40:06,816 他很脆弱 He's fragile. 883 00:40:06,817 --> 00:40:08,609 他只是敏感 He's just sensitive. 884 00:40:08,610 --> 00:40:11,092 他们都会说 自己只是敏感 They all say they're just sensitive, 885 00:40:11,093 --> 00:40:13,333 说他们过度在乎 that they care too much. 886 00:40:13,334 --> 00:40:16,333 这只是对控制行为的借口 It's just excuses for controlling behaviour. 887 00:40:16,334 --> 00:40:18,057 好吧 我不明白 你在说什么 Okay, I don't know what you're talking about 888 00:40:18,058 --> 00:40:20,161 而且我不是来听你诊断的 and I am not here for your diagnosis. 889 00:40:20,162 --> 00:40:23,231 没关系 我还有些问题 要问你妻子 That's fine, I just still have a few questions for your wife. 890 00:40:25,127 --> 00:40:29,023 他会强迫性地盘问你 过去的感情经历 Does he obsessively grill you about your past relationships 891 00:40:29,024 --> 00:40:31,438 并解释为什么他们都配不上你吗？ and explain to you why they're beneath you? 892 00:40:32,472 --> 00:40:35,299 他是否告诉过你 他不理解 Does he tell you that he doesn't understand 893 00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:36,816 为什么你当初会和他们在一起？ why you were with them in the first place? 894 00:40:36,817 --> 00:40:39,782 当你得知凯文的玩笑时 When you learned about Kevin's joke, 895 00:40:39,783 --> 00:40:42,368 你是否紧张地 告诉你丈夫 were you nervous to tell your husband 896 00:40:42,369 --> 00:40:45,954 你和尼尔的事？ 害怕他会如何反应？ about you and Neil? Afraid of how he'd react? 897 00:40:45,955 --> 00:40:51,506 不 我做错了事 应该承担责任 No, I was wrong for doing what I did. 898 00:40:51,507 --> 00:40:54,678 什么？ 在他之前有过人生？ What? Having a life before him? 899 00:40:54,679 --> 00:40:57,540 你知道 大多数男人经历的 是普通程度的 You know, most men experience the garden variety 900 00:40:57,541 --> 00:41:00,989 回溯性嫉妒 我自己也经历过 of retroactive jealousy. I know I have. 901 00:41:00,990 --> 00:41:04,057 这是种毫无意义 无用的感觉 It's a pointless, useless feeling, 902 00:41:04,058 --> 00:41:06,057 关键是要无视它 and the key is to ignore it. 903 00:41:06,058 --> 00:41:08,402 但在你的案例中 安德鲁 你的嫉妒 But in your case, Andrew, your jealousy 904 00:41:08,403 --> 00:41:11,333 因为强迫症而加剧了 was exacerbated by OCD. 905 00:41:11,334 --> 00:41:15,885 不同于那些反复洗手 Whereas instead of washing your hands religiously 906 00:41:15,886 --> 00:41:19,230 或者多次检查物品 是否完美摆放 or checking on the perfect positioning 907 00:41:19,231 --> 00:41:22,920 的强迫行为 of an object multiple times, 908 00:41:22,921 --> 00:41:25,575 你的思维不断回到这些 充满嫉妒的 your mind returned to these jealous, 909 00:41:25,576 --> 00:41:27,644 负面的 侵入性的想法 negative, intrusive thoughts. 910 00:41:27,645 --> 00:41:30,264 反馈循环 一个你无法逃脱的 Feedback loop. A vicious cycle 911 00:41:30,265 --> 00:41:32,127 恶性循环 that you couldn't escape. 912 00:41:32,955 --> 00:41:34,885 如果凯文的玩笑传出去 这个循环 And if Kevin's joke got out, this loop, 913 00:41:34,886 --> 00:41:38,230 会吞噬你 你将无法阻止它 it would consume you. You wouldn't be able to stop it. 914 00:41:38,231 --> 00:41:41,713 发现自己在为 曾与妻子发生关系的男人工作 It's one thing to learn that you're working for a man 915 00:41:41,714 --> 00:41:45,126 这是一回事 但那种羞辱 who slept with your wife, but the humiliation 916 00:41:45,127 --> 00:41:48,540 如果凯文一遍又一遍地讲那个笑话 you would suffer if Kevin told that joke over and over, 917 00:41:48,541 --> 00:41:51,437 夜复一夜 面对满场观众？ night after night, to stadiums full of people? 918 00:41:51,438 --> 00:41:52,679 那将是无法忍受的 It would be unbearable. 919 00:41:53,300 --> 00:41:54,714 安德鲁... Andrew... 920 00:41:56,714 --> 00:42:01,092 那个笑话 它与你无关 That joke, it had nothing to do with you. 921 00:42:01,093 --> 00:42:04,540 它与我的全部相关 It had everything to do with me. 922 00:42:04,541 --> 00:42:06,851 我的声誉 My reputation, 923 00:42:06,852 --> 00:42:10,264 我作为男人的身份 世界如何看待我 who I am as a man, how the world views me, 924 00:42:10,265 --> 00:42:13,782 而且 而且让我痛苦的是 你无法意识到 and, and it kills me that you can't realize 925 00:42:13,783 --> 00:42:15,989 是你对我造成了这一切 that you did this to me. 926 00:42:15,990 --> 00:42:17,782 我的意思是 难道你睡了他还不够 I mean, what, it wasn't enough for you to screw him, 927 00:42:17,783 --> 00:42:19,264 还要让我也为他工作吗？ you had to make me work for him, too? 928 00:42:19,265 --> 00:42:20,679 你觉得这很有趣吗？！ Did you like that?! 929 00:42:21,921 --> 00:42:23,231 这让你觉得好笑吗？ Was that funny to you? 930 00:42:24,645 --> 00:42:27,092 那个玩笑即将毁掉我 That joke was going to ruin me 931 00:42:27,093 --> 00:42:29,299 因为你的愚蠢错误 for a dumb mistake you made. 932 00:42:29,300 --> 00:42:30,782 总得有人让他闭嘴 Someone had to shut him up, 933 00:42:30,783 --> 00:42:33,023 而这个人显然不可能是你！ and it sure as hell wasn't going to be you! 934 00:42:33,024 --> 00:42:35,506 你杀了人 You killed a man. 935 00:42:35,507 --> 00:42:37,471 你在开玩笑吗？ Are you kidding me? 936 00:42:37,472 --> 00:42:40,334 愚蠢的错误？ 你杀了人！ A dumb mistake? You killed a man! 937 00:42:42,403 --> 00:42:44,851 - 结束了 - 别碰我 - It's over. - Don't you touch me. 938 00:42:44,852 --> 00:42:48,231 别 你敢 Don't, don't you dare. 939 00:42:49,714 --> 00:42:53,644 杰西 别只是站着 杰西！ Jess, don't just stand there. Jess! 940 00:42:58,748 --> 00:43:03,057 我怎么会没看出来？ How did I not see it? 941 00:43:03,058 --> 00:43:05,265 我怎么会没看透他？ How did I not see him? 942 00:43:06,541 --> 00:43:09,644 因为他非常努力地 隐藏自己最黑暗的思想 Because he worked very hard to conceal his darkest thoughts, 943 00:43:09,645 --> 00:43:11,575 真实的自我 his true self. 944 00:43:11,576 --> 00:43:15,645 这种方法奏效了 一段时间 And it worked, for a while. 945 00:43:16,610 --> 00:43:18,368 一段时间 For a while, 946 00:43:18,369 --> 00:43:20,231 直到面具滑落 until the mask slipped. 947 00:43:50,714 --> 00:43:52,748 difuze