1 00:00:00,250 --> 00:00:04,096 触发警告：本集内容涉及我过去的一段经历 Trigger warning - this ep does pertain to a period of my past. 2 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:07,040 从那以后 我个人一直对此深感懊悔 I have since expressed immense personal regret. 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:10,480 也就是我曾尝试成为诗人的那段时间 Otherwise known as the time I tried to be a poet. 4 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:12,360 #我是MC 大家叫我乌菲 ♪ MC am I people call me Uff 5 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,440 #当我点燃派对气氛你会兴奋不已 ♪ When I rock the party you bust a nut 6 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:16,800 #费兹正在打破节奏 ♪ Feadz is breaking out the beat 7 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:18,720 #这比我还火爆秀逗 ♪ Shit be hotter than me 8 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:21,040 #我和他 我们的团队如军队般牢固 ♪ Me and he our crew's a militia 9 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:22,720 #最好小心点 我的帮派会… ♪ Better watch out my clan gets... ♪ 10 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:24,880 MUSIC: Perfect 10 By The Beautiful South 11 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:26,960 有时候我的歌曲会突然中断 Sometimes my songs would cut out 12 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,880 因为我愚蠢地把我的spotify和我妈妈的亚马逊Alexa设备绑定了 because I'd stupidly linked my Spotify to my mum's Amazon Alexa. 13 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:34,160 Alexa 把音量调高三度 Alexa, turn the volume up by three. 14 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,520 谢谢 亲爱的 Thanks, hon. 15 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:38,720 她总是会放一首 我知道会让她想起爸爸的歌 She'd always be asking for a song I knew reminded her of dad, 16 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:40,720 所以我会让她控制我的Spotify so I'd let her hijack my Spotify 17 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,280 让她借此怀念他 因为我心地善良 to remember him, cos I'm nice 18 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:45,120 而且我太穷了 付不起高级家庭共享账户的会员费 and I was too tight to pay for a premium family account. 19 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:47,160 哦 Jack! Oh, Jack! 20 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:49,560 我很高兴和你一起开始新的一天 I'm so excited to start my day with you. 21 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:50,960 哦 是吗？ Aw, are you? 22 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,360 不 当然不是 你为什么戴着贝雷帽？ No, of course not. Why are you wearing a beret? 23 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,560 我只是想尝试点新东西 I'm just tryin' somethin' out. 24 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:58,480 Meow Meow：一种街头药物 PureGym：连续运动俱乐部 你就不能像其他同龄的孩子一样 试试喵喵或者PureGym吗？ Can't you try meow meow or PureGym, like the rest of the kids your age? 25 00:00:58,480 --> 00:00:58,520 Meow Meow：一种街头药物 PureGym：连续运动俱乐部 26 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:01,200 好吧 我只是在探寻自我 Well, I'm figuring out who I am. 27 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:05,080 哦 我明白了 毕业焦虑症犯了 是吗？ Oh, I see. Final year panic, is it? 28 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:08,120 残酷的大世界在等着你 突然之间你意识到 The big bad world awaits and suddenly you realise 29 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:11,560 你需要有个“特长”才能引人注意 才能找到工作 you need "a thing" to be noticeable, to be employable. 30 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:12,800 但不幸的是 Jack… But sadly, Jack... 31 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:17,680 在你追求个性的过程中 你犯了大忌 ..in your quest for individuality you have committed the cardinal sin. 32 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:20,520 什么? -你变得矫揉造作了 What? You've become pretentious. 33 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:21,680 不 我没有 No, I haven't. 34 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:23,320 你手里拿的是什么？ What you holding? 35 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:24,600 一个环保咖啡杯 A sustainable coffee cup, 36 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,160 一本《纽约客》杂志 a copy of the New Yorker 37 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:28,840 还有一本无印良品的新笔记本 用来… and a new Muji notebook for my... 38 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:29,880 写我的诗 ..poetry. 39 00:01:30,905 --> 00:01:34,985 原创译制：微博@面包周末看剧 40 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:37,360 欢迎大家 Welcome all. 41 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:41,040 我的名字是Bamboo Armitage My name is Bamboo Armitage 42 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:45,000 而你们 喜欢创意写作的伙伴们 and you, creative writing comrades, 43 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:48,360 选择了这个为期八周的口语课程 have chosen this eight-week spoken-word course 44 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:51,480 来找到自己的声音 因为你们的声音很重要 to find your voice. Because your voice is important. 45 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:55,040 虽然不如我的声音重要 Not as important as my voice 46 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:58,000 但希望它会比前更有重量一点 but hopefully it'll be a bit more important than it was before. 47 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:01,280 带着这份重要性 And with that importance, 48 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:05,240 这门课程将以分享我们的声音而告终 this course will culminate in a sharing of our voices, 49 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:07,840 当我们讲述我们迫切的 as we tell our urgent, 50 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:11,280 至关重要的 真实的真相时 vital and our-thentic truths, 51 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:12,520 这最终… which ultimately... 52 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:15,920 这很重要 ..it's important. 53 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:22,240 这就是我第一次迷上长篇诗歌的时候 And this was where I first got hooked on big fat lines of poetry. 54 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,480 #扣动格洛克手枪 打开格洛克手枪 ♪ The pop the Glock, the Glock you pop 55 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:24,480 《大男孩》第三季第三集 #扣动格洛克手枪 打开格洛克手枪 ♪ The pop the Glock, the Glock you pop 56 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:24,520 《大男孩》第三季第三集 57 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,560 《大男孩》第三季第三集 #扣动格洛克手枪 打开格洛克手枪 ♪ Pop the Glock, the pop the Glock 58 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:27,680 《大男孩》第三季第三集 #打开格洛克手枪 ♪ The pop the Glock 59 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:29,680 #你扣动的格洛克手枪 ♪ The Glock you pop. ♪ 60 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,720 到底搞什么鬼？ What the actual fuck? 61 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:34,880 那小子开始把自己当回事了 That boy has started taking himself very seriously. 62 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:36,096 听着 我见多了这种情况 Look, I've seen this all before. 63 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:38,560 有天开始写诗 突然间口头禅就变成 Someone, they start writing poems, and all of a sudden it's, 64 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,800 “哦 来听我的脱口秀表演吧 ” "Oh, come to my spoken word gig." 65 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:42,880 “哦 来看我的个人演出吧 ” "Ooh, come to my one-man show." 66 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:44,880 “哦 求你了 来这个发霉摇摇欲坠的艺术空间吧 "Ooh, please, no, no, come to a mouldy ramshackle arts space 67 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:44,896 "Ooh, please, no, no, come to a mouldy ramshackle arts space 68 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:48,120 “在鸟不拉屎的地方 我写了一部关于我死去的父亲的戏剧 ” "in the arse-end of nowhere, I've made a play about my dead dad." 69 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:50,080 哦！太可怕了 Oh! It's terrifying. 70 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,800 我是认真的 我们现在就得把这苗头掐灭 I'm serious, right? We need to nip this in the bud now. 71 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,440 哦 别闹了！ Oh, stop it! 72 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:57,800 我很期待明天看他的演出 I'm excited to see his spoken word showcase tomorrow. 73 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,696 不过有人真的读过他的诗吗？ Although has anyone actually heard any of his poems? 74 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:01,800 嗯我读过一些 听着 写得还不错 但是 Yeah, I've read some. Look, they're decent, but 75 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,856 我不明白他干嘛要这么装 I don't know why he's got to be such a wanker about it. 76 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:07,080 为什么他就不能做点很酷的事 比如学打碟 Why can't he do something cool, like learn to DJ. 77 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,400 打碟DJ 可能在别人眼里同样很装逼 Danny One man's DJ is another man's wanker, Danny. 78 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:10,640 嘘 他来了 WHISPERS: Sh, he's coming. 79 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:15,120 伙计们 Tim刚才指责我太矫揉造作了 Guys, Tim's just accused me of becoming pretentious. 80 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,200 耶 我很高兴终于有人跟你说了 Yeah, I'm glad someone's finally told you. 81 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,520 我才没有很做作 -你莫名其妙就变成了诗人 I'm not pretentious. You are a poet, all of a sudden. 82 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,360 没错 而且你都不看《X音素》了 Yeah, and you've stopped watching X Factor. 83 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:21,400 Louis Walsh：欧洲著名音乐经纪人 Rita Ora：英国90后女歌手 84 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:24,040 Louis Walsh：欧洲著名音乐经纪人 Rita Ora：英国90后女歌手 嗯 他们把路易斯换成了丽塔·奥拉 Well, they've replaced Louis with Rita Ora. 85 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,920 什么? ! 呃! ! What?! Urgh! 86 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,120 这个国家已经完蛋了！ This country has gone to pot! 87 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,200 真的! Honestly! 88 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,200 首先是克拉克森退出《疯狂汽车秀》 Like, first it's Clarkson off Top Gear, 89 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,280 沃尔什离开了《X音素》 我告诉你 Walsh is off X Factor. I'm telling ya, 90 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:32,320 This Morning：英国电视台长寿访谈节目 91 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,256 This Morning：英国电视台长寿访谈节目 用不了多久菲利普·斯科菲尔德 也会离开《今天早晨》的 Phillip Schofield's going to be off This Morning before we know it. 92 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:34,280 This Morning：英国电视台长寿访谈节目 93 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:37,480 Jack 我能跟你单独聊一聊吗？ Jack, can I borrow you, please? 94 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:40,480 你别让大家都紧张兮兮的行吗？我今天要告诉他们 Can you not stress everyone out? I'm telling them today. 95 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,960 哦 终于啊 你都拖了三个月 Oh, finally. You've had three months, 96 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,320 这些秘密和谎言快把我逼疯了 and the secrets and the lies are killing me. 97 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,360 谢天谢地 我能通过写作真心话来发泄 Thank God I've had writing my truth as an outlet. 98 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,840 嘘 Sh. 99 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,856 我想在你明天的诗歌演出之前告诉他们 I want to tell them before your poetry gig tomorrow, 100 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:53,080 到时候他们会非常沮丧的 when they'll be really depressed. 101 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:56,240 你怎么敢这么说？听着 告诉他们真相对我来说是件大事 How dare you? Look, telling them is a big deal for me. 102 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,160 而且 我明天不能来看你的表演 因为… And also, I can't come to tomorrow because... 103 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,200 嗯说实话 我也不想来 但是… ..well, honestly, I don't want to, but, also... 104 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:04,960 我星期六就离开 ..I leave Saturday. 105 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,800 周六就走 Yemi 搞什么? Saturday. Yemi, what? 106 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:08,640 我已经找到住的地方了 I've found somewhere to live. 107 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:12,560 所以你能不能为我高兴点 So can you please try to be happy for me 108 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:15,680 我也会尽量支持你投身诗歌世界的 and I will try to support your descent into the spoken word. 109 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:19,160 好 OK. 110 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:20,200 抱一个 Come on. 111 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:30,240 怎么了? What's wrong? 112 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:31,360 简单来说 Two words. 113 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,880 阿努什卡·德拉方特说我得再去做个怀孕测试！ Anoushka Delafonte says I need to take a pregnancy test - again! 114 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:36,960 呸！呃！ Ffff! Urgh! 115 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,760 我就知道我万圣节的时候看起来过于性感了 I knew I looked too sexy at Halloween. 116 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,280 我真的出了门 I have literally gone out 117 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:42,680 买了三瓶薄荷百利甜酒准备过圣诞 and bought three bottles of Mint Baileys for Crimbo. 118 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,720 我现在一滴也不能喝了 这简直是闹剧 I can't drink a drop now. It's an absolute farce. 119 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,880 -冷静点 -不 我本来要 Stay calm. No, I am supposed to be launching 120 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,640 推出珊和南派对策划有限公司 ShanAndNanlgans Party Planners L-T-D Incorporated 121 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,360 在2016年第二季度 Peggy in Q2 of 2K16, Peggy. 122 00:04:53,275 --> 00:04:54,560 我觉得带一个孩子 I've kind of found it hard enough 123 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:58,160 就已经够难了 -我知道亲爱的 但你已经做得很好 with one baby. I know doll, but you've done so well. 124 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,040 哦 该死！该死！ Oh, fuck! Fuck! 125 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:01,920 我昨天真的去了慈善商店 I literally went to the charity shop yesterday, 126 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,920 把我所有的婴儿装和孕妇装都送人了 I've given away all my baby and maternity clothes. 127 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:06,680 那可是400英镑打水漂了 That's 400 quid down the drain. 128 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:09,520 我甚至就不是个爱做慈善的人 Peggy 你知道吗？ I'm not even a charitable person, Peggy. Do you know? 129 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,680 我只是需要空间放我的天鹅绒矮凳 I just needed space for my crushed velvet ottoman. 130 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:12,920 哦 让我看看？ Ooh, let's see? 131 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:15,400 邓洛普？邓洛普 Dunelm? Dunelm. 132 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:20,000 哦 Tariq会疯掉的 Oh, Tariq's going to go insane. 133 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,760 他会大发雷霆的 He's going to flip his lid. 134 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,000 他不会生气的 亲爱的 He won't be angry, loves. 135 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,400 没错 Precisely. 136 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:27,360 他会兴奋得不行的 He's going to be buzzing off his tits about it, 137 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:30,000 Peggy 他喜欢这样 他喜欢这一切 Peggy. He loves it. He loves all this, 138 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:33,120 他喜欢婴儿车、尿布和艾拉的厨房 he loves prams and nappies and Ella's Kitchen. 139 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:34,640 好吧 重要的事情先说 Right, first things first, 140 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:36,136 我得回那家破商店去 I've got to get back down that chazza shop. 141 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,456 我得把那些东西都拿回来 I've got to get all that shit right back. 142 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:39,040 你不能这么做 Shan You can't do that, Shan. 143 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:40,360 我知道我不能 I know I can't. 144 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,560 我不应该开车 我现在的状况不行 Well, I shouldn't be driving, not in my condition. 145 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:48,840 -你刚刚就是开车过来的 -但我那时没有怀孕 对吧？ You just drove here! Yes, but I wasn't pregnant then, was I? 146 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:54,640 谢谢你 Brigitte 为房间做了净化仪式 Thank you, Brigitte, for sageing the room. 147 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,680 非常感谢 Much appreciated. 148 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:59,480 我参加的口语表达小组是一个大杂烩 My spoken word circle were a mixed bag, 149 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:02,760 所以我开始对成员们做笔记 有… so I started taking notes on them. There was... 150 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:06,680 你是说 迪和多迪死在了隧道？ So you're telling me, Di and Dodi died in a tunnel? 151 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:10,280 哈! 那你一定是在开玩笑！ Ha! You must be 'avin' a bubble! 152 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:13,000 她是个麻烦 你看不出来吗？ She were trouble, can't you see? 153 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:13,040 还可能怀了宝宝呀 154 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:16,040 还可能怀了宝宝呀 Potentially pregnant with a baby. 155 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:16,080 她是我们伟大君主制的隐患吧 Potentially pregnant with a baby. 156 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:20,280 她是我们伟大君主制的隐患吧 She was a threat to our great monarchy. 157 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:20,320 She was a threat to our great monarchy. 158 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:24,720 当波浪拍打着我的胸口 And as waves hit the tips of my breasts, 159 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:27,200 上面覆着硫磺 covered in sulphur, 160 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:27,240 （对不起 真的押不了一点韵） 161 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:30,320 （对不起 真的押不了一点韵） 我的梦被泡在了醋里头 my dreams pickled in vinegar. 162 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:32,480 （对不起 真的押不了一点韵） 163 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,520 那我们开始吧 So we roll. 164 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,880 我说 两人一组 Two's up, I say. 165 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:39,120 爱就是爱 Love is love. 166 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:39,160 恨是迷途的爱 167 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,960 恨是迷途的爱 Hate is love misguided, 168 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:42,000 Hate is love misguided, 169 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:45,920 遭人讥讽 自渴望亲吻的 derided and spat out of lips that just need... 170 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:50,040 唇间迸发 ..to be kissed. 171 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:53,320 Lucien是我坚持这门课程的主要原因 Lucien was the main reason I stayed on this course 172 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:57,360 也是我在eBay上买了一顶七点五英寸贝雷帽的主要原因 and the main reason I bought a seven-and-a-half inch beret off eBay. 173 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:59,400 哇 Wow. 174 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:01,520 现在轮到Jack了 Now Jack. 175 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:03,480 好 WHISPER: Yeah. 176 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,120 当我14岁时… When I was 14... 177 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:10,560 哦 不 Ooh. Nope. 178 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,880 一开始就错了 伙计 I... started wrong, dude. 179 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:15,640 肩膀往后挺 说出真心话 Shoulders back. perform that truth. 180 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:18,560 当我14岁时… When I was 14... 181 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:19,600 不行 No. 182 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:20,640 呃… Erm... 183 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,800 要让人感觉 It needs to feel 184 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,560 你接下来要说的话 like whatever you're about to say 185 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:26,600 是从你内心最真实的地方发出来的 186 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:29,080 是从你内心最真实的地方发出来的 is coming from your authentic core. 187 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:29,120 is coming from your authentic core. 188 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:36,400 当我14岁的时候… IMITATING BAMBOO: When I was 14... 189 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:38,880 对！就是这样 Yes! Boom. 190 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:41,240 很好 就是这样 Boom. That's it. 191 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:43,920 分享会之前 我不需要再听你说了 I don't need to hear you again until the sharing, 192 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:46,120 因为我知道你已经准备好 cos I know you've got it. 193 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:51,440 所以当我准备说出我的真心话时 So as I got ready to bare my truth, 194 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:51,480 Yemi终于袒露了他的秘密 195 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:53,480 Yemi终于袒露了他的秘密 Yemi finally bared his. 196 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:53,520 Yemi finally bared his. 197 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,160 你确定我可以留着这个吗？ Are you sure I can keep this? 198 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,960 我觉得自己像雪莉·贝西 I feel like Shirley Bassey. 199 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,040 来吧 坐下 我们得谈谈 Now come, sit, we need to talk. 200 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:05,760 我真希望这只是一时的冲动 但我再也无法压抑自己的想法 I really hoped it was a phase, but I can't help my feelings any more. 201 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:08,760 Yems 你是要出柜吗 因为宝贝 我好像已经知道了？ Yems, are you coming out, cos... I sorta know, babe? 202 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,840 呃我不是要出柜... I'm less coming out... Hmm. 203 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:14,480 而是…要从大学退学 ...and more... dropping out of uni. 204 00:08:15,605 --> 00:08:18,565 我真为你高兴 但我会想你的 I'm really happy for you, but I am going to miss ya. 205 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,280 嗯 我也是 Yeah, me too. 206 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:22,280 但是 Yems 我们只剩几个月就毕业了 But, Yems, we've only a few months left. 207 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:24,120 我九月份就退学了 I quit uni back in September. 208 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:27,240 你还一直让我帮你做毕业论文！ You've been making me help you with your final year project! 209 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:28,920 我一直在忙活处理我的二手交易平台 I've been making bits for my Depop page. 210 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:30,880 我会一直在你身边的 Danny I'll always be there for you, Danny. 211 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:34,960 我只是…我要去… I'm just... I'm just going to be in... 212 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,480 巴黎? ! 他都没告诉我 Paris?! He didn't tell me that. 213 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:41,400 天哪 God. 214 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:45,160 唉 一切都要结束了 不是吗？ Urgh, it's all coming to an end, isn't it? 215 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,360 嗯 Hmm. 216 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:50,960 我也有点想离开伦敦 I'm sort of excited to escape London too. 217 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,800 真的吗? -是的 Really? Yeah. 218 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:57,160 我想念爱丁堡 I miss Edinburgh. 219 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,400 而我只有在 And the only time I get to go back 220 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:01,960 那些来自伦敦的讨厌的爱炫耀的家伙 is when fuck-face annoying show-offs from London 221 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,360 每年夏天带着他们烂透了的戏剧占领这座城市的时候 才能回去 take over the city each summer with their shite plays. 222 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,160 你知道Jack明年想把他的一些诗 You know Jack wants to take some of his poems 223 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,640 带过去表演吗？ -他也是问题的一部分！ up there next year? He's part of the fuckin' problem! 224 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:15,600 嘿我可能也会演一出戏 -哦 得了吧 Hey, I might do a play. Oh, stop it. 225 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:23,920 我觉得你和我能维持异地恋感情 I feel like... you and me will be made long distance work. 226 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,200 是吗? Yeah? 227 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,120 是的 Yeah. 228 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:32,960 嗯嗯 我的意思是 你回去过夏天 Yeah, I mean, you know, you go back for the summer, 229 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,720 我可以留在这儿 I could stay down here, 230 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:37,160 在伦敦给咱俩找个小公寓 find a little cheeky gaff for us two in London. 231 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,640 我甚至可以去物色一下记者的工作 I could even, like, scout out for journalism jobs. 232 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,400 不 我… No, I'm... 233 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:44,520 我想在爱丁堡读个硕士 I want to do a master's... in Edinburgh. 234 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:46,600 哦 Ohhh. 235 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,000 好 OK. 236 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,120 酷 Cool. 237 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:53,880 好吧 Yeah. 238 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:55,200 嗯 Hmmmm. 239 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,440 我可以住在爱丁堡吗？ Could I live in Edinburgh? 240 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:01,120 不 Danny 只有我要搬到那儿去 No, Danny, just I'D move there. 241 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:04,720 我就22岁了 我想最后一年的学生时光 I'll be 22. I want to have a final year of student life 242 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:07,120 在我的家乡度过 尽情释放自我 in my home city, just getting pissed up, 243 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:10,040 在我坚定地踏上“30岁以下30位杰出人物”榜单之路之前 before I solidly set my path to making the "30 under 30s" list. 244 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:11,520 好吧 Yeah. 245 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,040 我会经常见你的 I'll see you loads. 246 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,280 嗯 Hmm. 247 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:18,520 嘿,我们…我们没必要现在谈这个 Hey, we... we don't have to talk about this now. 248 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:21,040 好吗? 我们就… Yeah? Let's just... 249 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:21,080 我们先顺其自然吧 250 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,720 我们先顺其自然吧 Let's just be. 251 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:22,760 Let's just be. 252 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,720 哦 天哪 那是我的包 Oh, my God, OK, there's my bag. 253 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:45,840 听着 你去拿上包就走 Right, listen, you just grab it and go 254 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:48,160 我去弄翻点东西 分散他们的注意力 and I'm just going to distract them by knocking something over 255 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:48,176 and I'm just going to distract them by knocking something over 256 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:51,200 用我的屁股什么的 -不 我才不呢 with my arse or something. No, I am not. 257 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:54,040 去问问那边那个女士 她看起来人不错 Go. Ask that woman there. She looks nice. 258 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:55,960 礼貌点 去吧 Just be polite. Go. 259 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,200 下午好 女士 今天过得怎么样？ Good afternoon, madam. How are we today? 260 00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,480 很好 谢谢 Fine, thank you. 261 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:02,720 只是在为日常的抗癌斗争 尽点自己的微薄之力 Just doing our little bit in the daily fight against cancer. 262 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:04,960 嗯 很好 很好 Hmm, good, good. 263 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,120 嗯 昨天我来过 Erm, so, yesterday I came in 264 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:09,680 还做了笔小小的慈善捐赠 and I made a cheeky little donaysh, 265 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:14,040 但是我犯傻了 把我自己还需要的衣服捐给你们了 but, erm, stupidly I gave you clothes that I actually need back. 266 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:16,200 所以…那就是我的包 So that's... that's my bag there. 267 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,960 好吧 行 你可以拿走 OK, well, yeah, you can take it. 268 00:11:19,575 --> 00:11:21,760 太好了 谢谢 Great, thank you. 269 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:25,400 你知道吗 现在每两个人中就有一个会得癌症？ Did you know, though, that one in two will now get cancer? 270 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,240 真的吗？ Will they really? 271 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:29,920 那…太可怕了 That's... That's awful. 272 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:33,640 你知道吗 政府几乎没采取什么措施来缩短 Did you know that the government are doing little to reduce waiting times 273 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:35,240 那些需要治疗的病人的就医等待时间 for those needing treatment? 274 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,960 这并不让我感到惊讶 你知道吗？ That doesn't surprise me, do you know, 275 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:37,000 David Cameron：英国第53任首相 276 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,520 David Cameron：英国第53任首相 因为我真的开始讨厌戴维·卡梅伦了 because I've really starting to go right off David Cameron. 277 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:39,560 Samantha Cameron：首相卡梅伦的妻子 他和萨曼莎·卡梅伦的嘴唇都很薄 278 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:41,480 Samantha Cameron：首相卡梅伦的妻子 他和萨曼莎·卡梅伦的嘴唇都很薄 Him and Sam Cam have such thin lips 279 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:41,520 Samantha Cameron：首相卡梅伦的妻子 Him and Sam Cam have such thin lips 280 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:44,240 人们不是常说吗 永远不要相信嘴唇薄的人！ and it's just like never trust someone with thin lips! 281 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,200 有人说过我的嘴唇薄 People say I have thin lips. 282 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,400 不 真的吗? No. Do they? 283 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:51,520 我不知道他们为什么这么说 I don't know why they're saying that. 284 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:56,040 太奇怪了 你有…可爱又丰满的嘴唇 That's mad. You've got... lovely big luscious lips, 285 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,520 我进来的时候就这么觉得 I thought, when I came in. 286 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:00,880 孩子们也可能会得癌症 Children can get cancer too. 287 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:04,640 呃 不好意思 我侄女需要这些衣服 Er, 'scuse me. My niece needs these clothes 288 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,680 }而且她一直都很慷慨 and she was being very generous, 289 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:09,440 所以稍微闭嘴一点 so back off a little bit. 290 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,720 行吧 -谢谢你！ Sure. Thank you. 291 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,960 只是很可惜 因为我们需要卖衣服 It's just a shame, because we need to sell clothes 292 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,600 才能继续我们对癌症的重要研究 in order to continue our vital research into cancer. 293 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,800 显然你的癌症研究做得不够好 Well, you clearly didn't do your cancer research properly, 294 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:19,816 Well, you clearly didn't do your cancer research properly, 295 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:20,880 对吧 亲？ did you, love? 296 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:23,400 否则我就不用埋葬我的丈夫了！ Else I wouldn't have had to bury my fucking husband! 297 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,360 你这个暴躁、恶毒、爱操纵人的婊子！ You aggy little cunting bitchy fucking wanker! 298 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:29,920 听明白了吗 谢谢 Have that. Thank you. 299 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,880 晚安 晚安 Goodnight, goodnight. 300 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,280 Pegs 别难过 Honestly, Pegs don't be upset. 301 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,080 圣诞节快到了 It's Christmas. 302 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,280 而且 说实话 她就是个 You know, quite honestly, she WAS being 303 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:45,080 暴躁、可恶、爱操纵人的小贱人 an aggy fucking nasty little manipulative bitch. 304 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,360 好了 我带来了 OK, so I've brought in 305 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,720 一些剪报 some newspaper cuttings. 306 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:52,320 我不在乎 最近怎么样？ I don't care. How's it all going? 307 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:55,280 嗯 我在想我的新题目是 Well, I'm thinking that my new topic is 308 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:55,320 no more page three：一场旨在终结《太阳报》在第三页刊登半裸女性照片的运动， 该行为自1970年起一直延续。在运动的压力之下，《太阳报》于2015年停止该做法。 no more page three - 309 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,680 no more page three：一场旨在终结《太阳报》在第三页刊登半裸女性照片的运动， 该行为自1970年起一直延续。在运动的压力之下，《太阳报》于2015年停止该做法。 《告别第三页》- no more page three - 310 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:56,720 no more page three：一场旨在终结《太阳报》在第三页刊登半裸女性照片的运动， 该行为自1970年起一直延续。在运动的压力之下，《太阳报》于2015年停止该做法。 《告别第三页》- 311 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:56,760 no more page three：一场旨在终结《太阳报》在第三页刊登半裸女性照片的运动， 该行为自1970年起一直延续。在运动的压力之下，《太阳报》于2015年停止该做法。 312 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,760 no more page three：一场旨在终结《太阳报》在第三页刊登半裸女性照片的运动， 该行为自1970年起一直延续。在运动的压力之下，《太阳报》于2015年停止该做法。 一场结束主流新闻媒体 a campaign to end the objectification of women 313 00:12:58,760 --> 00:12:58,800 no more page three：一场旨在终结《太阳报》在第三页刊登半裸女性照片的运动， 该行为自1970年起一直延续。在运动的压力之下，《太阳报》于2015年停止该做法。 314 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,400 no more page three：一场旨在终结《太阳报》在第三页刊登半裸女性照片的运动， 该行为自1970年起一直延续。在运动的压力之下，《太阳报》于2015年停止该做法。 物化女性的运动 -不 in the mainstream news media. No. 315 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:05,000 不行？-不 我想知道你的感情进展如何 No? No. I want to know how your relationship is going. 316 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,760 我更想谈谈我的论文 I'd rather talk about my dissertation, please. 317 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:06,776 I'd rather talk about my dissertation, please. 318 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,600 两者是一回事 -当然不是 They're the same thing. They're certainly not. 319 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,910 别跟我顶嘴 它们是你正在进行的 本质相同的项目 Don't answer me back. They are identical projects that you are pursuing. 320 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:16,680 在你这个年纪 什么都是研究 所以告诉我 感情进展如何？ At your age, everything is research. So tell me, how is it going? 321 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:19,040 我就是感觉 特别焦虑 I just feel anxious, like a lot. 322 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,600 为什么? Why? 323 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:23,880 因为这是最后一年了 她说全都是 Well, cos it's final year and she's talking about 324 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:26,760 硕士课程 研究生计划和… master's courses and grad schemes and... 325 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,360 我只是不想失去她 I just don't want to lose her. 326 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,240 这让你有什么感觉？ And how does that make you feel? 327 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,520 就像我上大学 是为了追求一些东西 Like I'm at uni to pursue stuff, 328 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:36,200 为了我自己的未来前进 当然我们… towards my own future, obviously. And we... 329 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:36,240 我们真的很爱彼此 我知道我们是相爱的 330 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:39,680 我们真的很爱彼此 我知道我们是相爱的 Both really love each other. I know we do. 331 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:39,720 我不想让她觉得 这只是某种 Both really love each other. I know we do. 332 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:39,760 我不想让她觉得 这只是某种 333 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,720 我不想让她觉得 这只是某种 And I don't want her to think that this is just some, like, 334 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:41,816 And I don't want her to think that this is just some, like, 335 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,200 大学时期的临时关系 然后Yemi也要走了 temporary uni thing, and then, like, Yemi's leaving 336 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,760 还有毕业论文要忙 and there's the dissertation, 337 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,000 这让我感到恐慌 好像一切都要结束了 and it's made me panic that everything's coming to an end 338 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,016 and it's made me panic that everything's coming to an end 339 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,280 我不知道我自己该怎么做 and I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do. 340 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,440 嗯 我不知道那种感觉 Well, I don't know that feeling, 341 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,040 因为大家都知道我在布伦特大学待了13年 because I famously stayed on at Brent Uni for 13 years. 342 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:57,240 但是…你会没事的 But... I mean, you'll be fine. 343 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:59,760 这很可怕 但你会解决的 It's scary but you'll figure it. 344 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:04,640 我只是不想回到肯特郡 然后还一事无成 Yeah. I just don't want to go back to Kent and make nothing of myself. 345 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:05,760 嗯 信不信由你 Well, believe it or not, 346 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:09,040 在肯特郡也有一些人过得很幸福、很成功 there are some people in Kent who are very happy and successful. 347 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,000 人数不多 但还是有一些的 I mean, it's not loads but it's some. 348 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,760 之前的事我很抱歉 I'm so sorry about earlier. 349 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:19,560 我不断收到Russell的短信 我只是… I just keep getting these texts from Russell and I just... 350 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,600 Peggy… Peggy... 351 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,160 你一直在冷落他 You've been ghosting him. 352 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:24,200 不 我没有 我只是不知道该怎么回复 353 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:27,640 不 我没有 我只是不知道该怎么回复 No, I haven't. I just haven't had the words to reply. 354 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:27,680 No, I haven't. I just haven't had the words to reply. 355 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,480 自从你看了他参加的 《与我共进晚餐》那期节目后 Have you gone off him since you watched his episode 356 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:29,496 你对他失去兴趣了吗？ -没有 但是… Have you gone off him since you watched his episode 357 00:14:29,496 --> 00:14:29,520 你对他失去兴趣了吗？ -没有 但是… 358 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,120 你对他失去兴趣了吗？ -没有 但是… of Come Dine With Me? No, but... 359 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:31,160 of Come Dine With Me? No, but... 360 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,760 我觉得后期剪辑真的害了他 I think the edit really did him dirty there, 361 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,600 我认为他没有意识到自己对文化如此不敏感 and I don't think he realised he was being that culturally insensitive. 362 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:36,640 I liked his hat. 363 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:37,720 我喜欢他的帽子 I liked his hat. 364 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:41,960 但今年圣诞节是我和Laurie的30周年纪念日 我只是.. But it's mine and Laurie's 30-year anniversary this Christmas and I'm just... 365 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,240 这让我有点意识到… Sorta made me realise that... 366 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:46,800 Russell不是我的真命天子 ..Russell ain't the one for me. 367 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,520 好 没关系的 Yeah, well, that's OK. 368 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:53,280 我想这就是我在店里崩溃的原因 I think that's why I sort of had a meltdown in the shop. 369 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:56,320 我正处于真正的愤怒阶段 也许是悲伤阶段 I'm in the real anger stage of grief maybe, 370 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,840 在这个阶段我没时间 where I haven't got the time 371 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,080 去理会任何人愚蠢的废话 你懂吧？ for anyone's stupid fucking bullshit, you know? 372 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:01,120 嗯好 好 OK, yeah. 373 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,160 不过在Lauren面前 还是注意下言辞 But let's watch your language in front of Lauren, though, 374 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:03,176 But let's watch your language in front of Lauren, though, 375 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:06,320 Peggy 他们那个年纪很容易学坏堕落 Peggy, please, because they're very corruptible at that age. 376 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:45,000 嗨 妈妈 你还好吗? Hi, Mum. You OK? 377 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,680 我的歌单又连上你的手机了吗？ Did my song come through to you? 378 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:49,920 我很抱歉 我只是想让自己振作起来 I'm sorry. I just needed a little pick-me-up. 379 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,560 昨晚和Russell分手了 Broke up with Russell last night. 380 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,000 哦 不 Oh, no. 381 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,240 只是我对他的爱 永远比不上我对你爸爸的爱 I just won't love him like I did your dad. 382 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:01,360 我宁愿自己一个人 也不想和不适合的人勉强在一起 I'd rather be on me own than force it with the wrong bloke. 383 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,840 现在Shan走了 你也走了 And now Shan's gone and you've gone, 384 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,560 我觉得我得找回自我了 你懂的 I just think I need to find myself a bit, you know. 385 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:07,760 当然 Of course. 386 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:07,800 所以 我订了张机票 387 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,320 所以 我订了张机票 So, I've booked a ticket 388 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:09,360 So, I've booked a ticket 389 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,400 去南美洲旅游 to go travelling round South America. 390 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,760 什么? ! What?! 391 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:12,800 开玩笑的 392 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:13,960 开玩笑的 Kidding. 393 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:14,000 Kidding. 394 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,040 不 我等会儿要和奶奶去玩宾果游戏 Nah, I'm going to bingo with Nan later. 395 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:19,920 万一今晚玩得不开心 你想听听我写的诗吗？ Now, in case it goes badly tonight, do you want to read a poem of mine? 396 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,000 不了吧 Nah. 397 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,200 有一个男人来自哈罗 There was a man from Harrow 398 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,600 想和一只麻雀做爱咯 Who tried to have sex with a sparrow 399 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,840 麻雀说：“不行 你不能够 The sparrow said, "No, You can't have a go 400 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,480 “因为我屁股里的洞太窄咯 ” "Cos the 'ole in my arse is too narrow." 401 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,440 还在吗? Hello? 402 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:34,840 所以 在我的诗歌朗读之前 我们还有一场宣读仪式要参加 So, before my poetry reading, we had one more reading to go to. 403 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:34,880 Yemi's will. 404 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,410 Yemi的离别遗嘱 Yemi's will. 405 00:16:36,410 --> 00:16:36,450 Yemi的离别遗嘱 406 00:16:36,450 --> 00:16:41,215 我把我网络直播里的 消毒过的性用品留给杰克 To Jack, I leave sanitised and sterilised sexual paraphernalia from my webcamming box. 407 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,760 好的 谢谢你 Yemi Right, thank you, Yemi. 408 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:47,600 Corinne 我把没过期的避孕套和润滑油都留给你 To Corinne, I leave my unexpired condoms and lube... 409 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,760 好 为什么? OK. Why? 410 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,120 因为你的房间就在我的隔壁 WHISPERS: Cos your room's next to mine 411 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:50,136 WHISPERS: Cos your room's next to mine 412 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,000 我已经好几个星期没听到任何动静了 and I haven't heard any action in weeks. 413 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:57,400 Danny…我把Grindr上认识的直男 And to Danny... I leave all the stuff straight boys from Grindr 414 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:58,760 留在我房间里的东西都留给你 have left in my room. 415 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,520 嗯好 蛋白粉 不错 OK, yeah, protein powder. 416 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:04,200 一张Caffe Nero的积分卡 而且快集满了！ A Caffe Nero loyalty card and it's nearly complete! 417 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,200 Nuts magazine：性感女郎杂志 Nuts杂志吗? Nuts magazine? 418 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:11,320 Nuts magazine：性感女郎杂志 419 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:13,920 哇 Wow. 420 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,470 现在再也找不到这么高质量的印刷刊物了 你懂的 They just don't make quality print media like this any more, you know. 421 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,400 耶米 等我们论文写完 Yemi, we'll definitely come and visit 422 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:19,800 一定会去看你的 as soon as our dissos are done. 423 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,440 对没错 差不多我们六月份会去 Yeah, yeah, and, like, we'll come in June 424 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:22,840 我们还可以视频通话什么的 and we'll do FaceTime calls and... 425 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,040 听着…我爱你们所有人 Look... I love you all. 426 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:29,640 我们都会成长 结交新朋友 But we're gonna grow and find new friends, 427 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,000 其他不同的朋友 other friends, 428 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,280 这很正常 and that's OK. 429 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:36,000 我不会离开蓝屋WhatsApp群组 I won't leave be leaving the Blue Shed WhatsApp group, 430 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,920 但是我不能保证 不会把它调成静音 but I can't promise I won't put it on mute. 431 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:41,400 Yemi! 你不能静音我们群组消息 Yemi! You can't mute Blue Sheddies. 432 00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:50,585 朋友们 同志们 Friends, comrades, 433 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,360 我是Bamboo Armitage I'm Bamboo Armitage. 434 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:59,440 我不会说太多 因为今天的重点是 I won't say too much because today is about a safe space 435 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:03,000 为新声音和勇敢观点提供一个安全空间 for the creative exchange of fresh words 436 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:03,080 from new voices and brave perspectives. 437 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:08,375 来进行创造性的新鲜表达 from new voices and brave perspectives. 438 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,480 而集这三者优点于一身的 And someone who is all three 439 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,440 是我们的第一位诗人 is our first poet. 440 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:17,040 请欢迎Daisy Mould Please welcome Daisy Mould. 441 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,680 为什么要打响指？ What's with all the clicking? 442 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,640 -不知道 跟着做就是了 -你为什么要做？ I don't know. Just do it. Why are you doing it? 443 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,560 这个作品叫做《公主死吧 死吧 死吧》 This piece is called Princess Die, Die, Die 444 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,600 让我告诉你为什么 为什么 为什么… Let me tell you why, why, why... 445 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:31,760 伊莱克特拉和丰满的胸部 Electra and her bulging tits 446 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,880 眼睛像佩内洛普的屁股… Eyes like Penelope's arse... 447 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,120 看到它 说出来 被屠杀 See it, say it, slaughtered 448 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:38,680 我又在地铁上喝得酩酊大醉 I'm drunk on the tube again... 449 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,080 这是我随性创作的一段 A cheeky piece from me. 450 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,440 又抽了点大麻… Smoked a little doob again... 451 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,920 这场宣传活动的一部分 This was part of a campaign 452 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:47,520 是为一家小型跨国商业银行做的 for a small multinational corporate bank. 453 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,640 俳句第603首 Haiku number 603. 454 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,320 604首 604. 455 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,640 605首 605. 456 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:56,040 它名为 《向我的通勤伙伴们问好》 It's called 'Sup To My Fellow Commuters. 457 00:18:56,080 --> 00:19:00,320 敬那些爱吃香肠的人 Here's to the sausage-munchers, 458 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,760 擦鞋匠们 the boot-shiners, 459 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,560 朝九晚五的上班族们… the nine-to-fivers... 460 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,400 还有梦想家们… ..and the dreamers... 461 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:08,720 该死的白人 Fucking white people. 462 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:12,240 好了 接下来是来自Jack紧迫 重要 Right, next up now is the urgent, vital 463 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:12,280 且真实的声音 464 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:15,520 且真实的声音 and authentic voice of Jack. 465 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:15,560 and authentic voice of Jack. 466 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,680 终于 耶 喔! Yes. Yay. Whoo. 467 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,080 触发预警 - 加油 Jack Trigger warning... Go on, Jack. 468 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:23,360 这是一首真正的诗 我真的表演过…千真万确 This was a real poem I really did perform... for real. 469 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:26,400 当我14岁的时候 When I was 14 470 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:26,440 Madeleine McCann：一名2003年失踪的英国小孩，经过17年调查后被发现已死亡 the McCanns lost their Maddie... 471 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,880 Madeleine McCann：一名2003年失踪的英国小孩，经过17年调查后被发现已死亡 麦凯恩失去了他们的麦蒂… the McCanns lost their Maddie... 472 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:28,920 Madeleine McCann：一名2003年失踪的英国小孩，经过17年调查后被发现已死亡 麦凯恩失去了他们的麦蒂… 473 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,800 当我16岁的时候 ALL GASP When I was 16, 474 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,960 癌症带走了我爸比 cancer went and took my daddy 475 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:37,360 当我18岁的时候 每个人都像坏逼 And when I was 18 everybody was a baddy 476 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,960 因为我所失去的 Cos what I'd lost 477 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:40,000 再也找不回来 478 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,680 再也找不回来 Could never now be found. 479 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:41,720 Could never now be found. 480 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,600 哦 哦哦 Ooh. Ooh-hoo. 481 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:43,640 Madeleine McCann：一名2003年失踪的英国小孩，经过17年调查后被发现已死亡 482 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:47,320 Madeleine McCann：一名2003年失踪的英国小孩，经过17年调查后被发现已死亡 -你开了个马德琳·麦凯恩的玩笑 -不 这只是一首诗 You made a Madeleine McCann joke. What no, it's a poem. 483 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,440 不 大家都以为你开了个马德琳·麦凯恩的玩笑 No, everyone thinks you made a Madeleine McCann joke. 484 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,920 这就是为什么主持人要为她默哀三分钟 That's why the host threw a three-minute silence for her. 485 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:52,750 嗯 画面很感人 Hmm, it was quite moving. 486 00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:55,200 哦 天哪 这些人能不能不要这么敏感 Oh, God, everyone needs to get over themselves. 487 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,680 她已经离开很多年了 She's been gone years. 488 00:19:56,720 --> 00:20:00,200 我只是想说 我爸爸也不会回来 I was just trying to make the point that my dad won't be found, 489 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,560 因为 他确实已经不在了 cos, like, he's properly missing. 490 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:03,680 而且... And... 491 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,760 爸比和麦迪很押韵 ..daddy rhymes with Maddie. 492 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,840 你真的让我恶心 You, like, actually disgust me. 493 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,240 哦 Lucien… Oh, Lucien... 494 00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:17,520 Jack -不是吧… Jack... Oh... 495 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:19,760 哦!去你们的 Oh! Oh, fuck all you, 496 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:19,800 你们这群过度敏感 名字可笑又爱找事的贱... 497 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:23,680 你们这群过度敏感 名字可笑又爱找事的贱... you bunch of oversensitive stupid-named aggy little c... 498 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:23,720 you bunch of oversensitive stupid-named aggy little c... 499 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,520 说真的 伙计 别生气 Honestly, mate, don't get upset. 500 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,560 这可是圣诞节! It's Christmas! 501 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,800 听着 他们就是些 Look, they were just being 502 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:34,760 过分敏感、自命不凡的富家子弟 还装伦敦假哈克尼口音 oversensitive, pretentious rich kids doing fake Hackney accents. 503 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,920 除了那个像戴安娜王妃的女孩 Apart from that Princess Diana girl - 504 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,400 她还挺机灵的 she was switched on. 505 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,600 嘿! Cooeeeey! 506 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,120 别那样做 Don't do that. CLATTERING 507 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,320 有人在找“埃尔顿·约翰”吗？ Did someone call for the Elton John? 508 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:49,240 哦 Jules 顺便说一下 我终于找到我的论文选题 Oh, Jules, I've finally got my topic, by the way. Oooh. 509 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,280 对 我要写关于男性杂志的衰落 Yeah, I'm doing it on the death of the lads' mag. 510 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:55,160 哦 我的天 我以前超喜欢Nuts杂志 Oh, my God. I used to love Nuts magazine. 511 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,120 虽然大家都说它很厌女 Everyone said it was really misogynistic 512 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,200 但他们给我的报酬超丰厚 but they used to pay me so well. 513 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,400 Yemi离开前最后愿望的之一 And so as part of Yemi's last wishes, 514 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:10,240 他希望有一个无声却饱含深情的 he asked for a nonverbal yet fittingly emotional 515 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,840 最后道别 final goodbye, 516 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,200 我们也照做了 and that's what we gave him. 517 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,640 哦!Yemi 等等 Uh! Yemi, wait. 518 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,280 哦! 白痴! Oi! Dickhead! 519 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,520 没有你我该怎么办？ What the fuck am I gonna do without you? 520 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:36,360 你要照顾那些男孩 -嗯好 You're going to look after those boys. Yeah. 521 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,760 你最后一学期会过得很棒的 You're gonna have an amazing last term. 522 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,120 你会没事的 You're gonna be fine. 523 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:44,400 查看你的收件箱 我把我的私人Ins账号发给你了 Check your inbox. I've sent you my private Instagram. 524 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,080 别告诉他们 Don't tell them. 525 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:49,720 我过去三年怎么到不知道这个账号啊！ Why the fuck haven't I had that for the last three years?! 526 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,480 好了 我给你准备了一个小小的圣诞礼物 All right, I got you a little Christmas pressie, 527 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:02,320 很抱歉 我知道在过去的几个月里我们疏远了 and I'm sorry, cos I know that wee drifted these last few months. 528 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:05,640 不 伙计 我…我应该向你道歉 No, mate, I... I owe you an apology. 529 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,880 我只是有点嫉妒你有了伴侣 I was just a bit jealous you were coupled off 530 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,040 我感到很孤独 and I was feeling lonely. 531 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,680 嗯 我很抱歉在你生日那天 Well, I'm sorry that I laughed when your poetry book 532 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,920 你的诗集掉进湖里时我笑了 got knocked into the lake on your birthday. 533 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,440 等等 你怎么知道我的诗集？ Wait, how did you know about my poetry book? 534 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,840 我知道你去年在偷偷写东西 Well, I knew you were secretly writing last year, 535 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,280 然后当你把包放在暖气片上烘干的时候 and then when you were drying you bag on the radiator, 536 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:26,520 我偷偷看了一下 然后又帮你全部抄了一遍 I had a sneaky look and I copied it all out for you again. 537 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,920 还有那些关于你爸爸的故事和诗歌 伙计 写得太棒了 And them stories and poems about your dad, mate, they're brilliant. 538 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,840 你不是在开玩笑吧？ I mean, sure you ain't taking the piss? 539 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:31,880 伙计 说真的 我很佩服你 540 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,120 伙计 说真的 我很佩服你 Mate, hands up, honestly. 541 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:33,160 Mate, hands up, honestly. 542 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,200 我的意思是 诗歌原本真的让我很不自在 I mean, look, poetry literally makes my arsehole go up inside myself 543 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,320 你得把昨天麦德琳·麦凯恩的诗给忘掉了 and you need to retire that Maddie McCann poem yesterday. 544 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,040 抄写花了我很长时间 所以小心点 Took me fucking ages, so be careful. 545 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,160 哦 我的天 非常感谢 Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 546 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,800 我会很想他的 I'm just going to really miss him. 547 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,440 哈罗! Hello! 548 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:57,480 嗨 朋友们 549 00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,680 嗨 朋友们 Hi, friends. Yes... 550 00:22:59,680 --> 00:22:59,720 Hi, friends. Yes... 551 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,080 我的计划出了点小问题 So just a slight hitch in my plans. 552 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:04,720 实际上周末地铁有工程施工 There's actually weekend engineering works on the tube 553 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,000 所以我哪儿也去不了 so I can't go anywhere. STIRRING MUSIC 554 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,600 你们还能和我再待一晚 You have me for one more night. 555 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,640 你这个邪恶的… You evil b... 556 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:17,320 哦抱歉 这有点…情绪化 对吧？ Oh, sorry, yeah... It's a bit... emosh, isn't it, that one? Yeah. 557 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,840 #我是说唱MC 人们都给我打电话 ♪ MC am I, people call me up 558 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:23,000 #当当我在派对上表演 你兴奋不已 ♪ When I rock the party, you bust a nut 559 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,280 # Feadz正在打破节奏 ♪ Feadz is breaking out the beat 560 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,360 #比我还火辣秀逗 ♪ Shit be hotter than me 561 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,400 我和他 我们的团队如军队般牢固 ♪ Me and he, our crew's a militia 562 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,840 #最好小心点 我的团队可不好惹 ♪ Better watch out, my clan gets vicious 563 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,640 #坏女孩 我被评为限制级 ♪ Bad-ass bitch, I'm rated X 564 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,880 #我有天赋 不必靠出卖色相 ♪ I'm gifted, ain't gotta sell sex 565 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,000 #穿过海滩到街上 ♪ Cross the beach onto the street 566 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:40,000 #必须努力工作 没有作弊的余地 ♪ Gotta work hard, no room to cheat 567 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,320 [\an2] #疯狂与污垢 那是我的血脉 ♪ Crunk and grime, that's my bloodline 568 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:44,600 Feadz在混音 Uffie在呼喊 ♪ Feadz is mixing, Uffie's shouting 569 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,160 # 呜呜砰砰响…# ♪ Uff is banging... ♪