1 00:00:00,515 --> 00:00:04,715 在大三正式开学前 我们分配到了导师 Before third year properly started we got matched with supervisors 2 00:00:04,715 --> 00:00:09,730 课后来指导我们完成期末项目：毕业论文 to guide us after class in our final project - le dissertation. 3 00:00:10,195 --> 00:00:11,355 我分配到的导师是Tim I got Tim - 4 00:00:11,395 --> 00:00:14,675 这应该没事 因为我现在已经不是处男 which was gonna be OK cause I was now no longer a virg, 5 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:17,715 并决定停止那些愚蠢幼稚的迷恋 and decided to stop all silly childish crushes 6 00:00:17,755 --> 00:00:19,955 在那些已有归属的年长男性身上 on unavailable older men. 7 00:00:19,995 --> 00:00:23,035 Corinne的导师是美国博士生Eleanor Corinne got American PhD student Eleanor, 8 00:00:23,075 --> 00:00:26,755 一位对待一切都很认真的媒体监管专家 a media regulations expert who took everything very seriously, 9 00:00:26,795 --> 00:00:29,235 但是拒绝遵守禁烟令 refused to abide by the smoking ban 10 00:00:29,275 --> 00:00:31,875 并试图用天然除臭剂掩盖气味 and was trying out natural deodorant. 11 00:00:31,915 --> 00:00:34,755 最后你分到了… And finally you got... 12 00:00:34,795 --> 00:00:36,195 Kelly Kelly. 13 00:00:36,235 --> 00:00:38,835 Danny 呃搞什么? 我们为什么要互报名字？ Danny. Er, what? Why we saying our names? 14 00:00:38,875 --> 00:00:41,395 我不知道 不过 嗨 Oh, I dunno - but, hi. 15 00:00:41,435 --> 00:00:43,955 哦不 我分到你了吗？ 你是认…？ No. So, have I got you? Are you ser...? 16 00:00:43,995 --> 00:00:47,035 为什么这所大学里没人认真对待我的学业？ Why is no-one at this university taking my education seriously? 17 00:00:47,075 --> 00:00:51,035 没错 你分到给我了 宝贝你懂的 最近裁员 Yeah, got me, baby. Staffing cuts. 18 00:00:51,075 --> 00:00:54,475 老天 Kelly 你能从我的椅子上起来吗？ Christ. Kelly, can you get out of my chair, please? 19 00:00:54,515 --> 00:00:55,755 很好 你坐吧 Right, plop yourself down then, 20 00:00:55,795 --> 00:00:57,875 我买了些奥利奥和几瓶卡普里阳光果汁 I've got us some Oreos and a couple of CapriSuns. 21 00:00:57,915 --> 00:00:59,795 不 Kelly 不是说你 No, Kelly, not you. 22 00:00:59,835 --> 00:01:03,395 你能像个正常的16岁孩子一样 去酒吧或者干点别的吗？ Can you go to the pub or something, like a normal 16-year-old? 23 00:01:05,075 --> 00:01:06,435 现在… Now... 24 00:01:06,475 --> 00:01:08,755 你知道奥利奥是纯素食品吗？ Did you know that Oreos are vegan? 25 00:01:09,615 --> 00:01:14,750 大男孩 第三季第二集 原创译制：微博@面包周末看剧 26 00:01:15,995 --> 00:01:19,715 那么 伙计们 本周的“名副其实”比赛 So, guys, the competition this week, Well and Truly, 27 00:01:19,755 --> 00:01:22,035 是一个休闲放松全包套餐 is a package for rest and relaxation 28 00:01:22,075 --> 00:01:24,875 你和你的一位伙伴有机会赢得三晚住宿 where you and a partner could win three nights' stay 29 00:01:24,915 --> 00:01:27,155 在这个美丽的乡村庄园 at this gorgeous country estate. 30 00:01:27,195 --> 00:01:32,795 我以前那些不错的毕业论文都去哪儿了？ Where are all of my past non-shite dissertations? 31 00:01:32,835 --> 00:01:34,515 想象一下…… Just imagine it... 32 00:01:34,555 --> 00:01:36,075 . .Jack ..Jack. 33 00:01:36,115 --> 00:01:38,475 和蒂姆缠绵三晚 Three nights of shagging Tim. 34 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,635 从喷射式水疗泡泡浴 Going from the jet spa bubble bath 35 00:01:40,675 --> 00:01:42,475 到特大号水床 to a king size water-bed. 36 00:01:42,515 --> 00:01:44,635 尽情享受 Goin' riiiight at it. 37 00:01:44,675 --> 00:01:48,515 好了 Jack 跟我说说你的“重要部位” Right, Jack, talk to me about your big D. 38 00:01:48,555 --> 00:01:49,635 什么? What? 39 00:01:49,675 --> 00:01:53,915 你的论文打算研究哪个领域？ What area are you thinking about right now, exploring? 40 00:01:53,955 --> 00:01:55,635 不要说肛交 Don't say anal. 41 00:01:55,675 --> 00:02:00,235 别说肛交 说什么都行 就是别说"肛交" Just don't say anal. Say anything but anal. 42 00:02:00,275 --> 00:02:01,435 肛交 Anal. 43 00:02:01,475 --> 00:02:02,475 我说了肛交 I said anal. 44 00:02:02,515 --> 00:02:03,875 操 他真说了肛交 Fuck's sake, he said anal. 45 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:05,315 你刚才是不是说 “肛交”? Did you just say. "anal"? 46 00:02:05,355 --> 00:02:06,795 不 不 不 我… No, no, no, I-I... 47 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:10,000 我只是随口开玩笑 -天哪 I'm just being anal. My God. 48 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,635 快到毕业最后一年了 我在努力过得有条理些…谢谢你！ I'm trying to be organised now as, like, the final year... Thank you. 49 00:02:12,675 --> 00:02:16,275 我的论文想法是… ..my dissertation idea is, um... 50 00:02:16,315 --> 00:02:19,195 "做还是不做： "To Bum or Not To Bum: 51 00:02:19,235 --> 00:02:23,155 "主流媒体中同性恋形象的 "A study into the representation of homosexuality 52 00:02:23,195 --> 00:02:25,395 “呈现方式研究” "within mainstream media depictions". 53 00:02:25,435 --> 00:02:26,875 “当涉及肛交行为时 "When anal's involved, 54 00:02:26,915 --> 00:02:31,915 “同性亲密关系总是被当做笑柄吗？” "is homosexual intimacy always the butt of the joke?" 55 00:02:31,955 --> 00:02:34,395 哇 真有你的 Right, wow. 56 00:02:34,435 --> 00:02:36,555 Jack 我差点对你刮目相看 Jack, I'm almost impressed. 57 00:02:36,595 --> 00:02:38,355 谢谢 Tim Thanks, Tim. 58 00:02:38,395 --> 00:02:40,115 是Corinne帮你想出来的吗？ Did Corinne help you come up with that? 59 00:02:40,155 --> 00:02:41,515 不! No! 60 00:02:41,555 --> 00:02:44,275 "团结更好还是分裂更强： "Better Together or Stronger Apart: 61 00:02:44,315 --> 00:02:46,115 "对苏格兰独立公投中 "an analysis into the media bias 62 00:02:46,155 --> 00:02:48,595 媒体偏见的分析" "of the Scottish Independence Referendum. 63 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:51,435 “为了维持一个持续压迫性的联盟 我们是不是被灌输了谎言？” "Were we spun lies to secure a continued oppressive union?" 64 00:02:53,075 --> 00:02:54,275 还有其他想法吗？ Other ideas? 65 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:57,315 -没有 -好的 No. OK. 66 00:02:58,475 --> 00:03:01,155 所以 你21岁了 So, you're 21. 67 00:03:01,195 --> 00:03:04,155 说说你自己吧 喝酒、抽烟、吸毒吗？ Tell me about yourself. Drink, smoke, drugs? 68 00:03:04,195 --> 00:03:05,475 这不关你的事 That's none of your business. 69 00:03:05,515 --> 00:03:08,595 那就是三样都占了 好的 谈恋爱了吗？ Yes, to all three, then. OK. Relationship? 70 00:03:08,635 --> 00:03:10,875 没有 嗯是 我在一个恋爱关系中 但是… No, Yes. I am in one, but... 71 00:03:10,915 --> 00:03:12,875 好吧 有男朋友的双性恋女人 OK, bisexual woman with a boyfriend. 72 00:03:12,915 --> 00:03:14,515 你怎么知道的？星座吗? How did you know that? Star sign? 73 00:03:14,555 --> 00:03:17,115 停止 抱歉 这是怎么回事？ Stop. I'm sorry, what's going on? 74 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:18,835 你应该帮我规划论文 You're supposed to be helping me plan my thesis 75 00:03:18,875 --> 00:03:21,075 在接下来的九个月里 而不是问我的私生活 for the next nine months, not asking me about my personal life. 76 00:03:21,115 --> 00:03:23,955 好吗?你只不过是学术活动的助产士 OK? You're nothing but a midwife of academic practice, 77 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:27,595 所以别多管闲事了 让我们开始讨论这个主题吧 so stop being nosey and let's get interrogating this topic, please. 78 00:03:27,635 --> 00:03:29,875 嗯 Hmm. 79 00:03:29,915 --> 00:03:33,235 好的 所以你的"主题” OK so your "topic". 80 00:03:33,275 --> 00:03:35,075 恕我直言 Not to be harsh, 81 00:03:35,115 --> 00:03:37,315 别想了忘掉它 让它滚蛋吧？ but maybe get the fuck over it? 82 00:03:37,355 --> 00:03:41,275 这篇论文不应只是个人情绪化的观点集合 This dissertation should be more than an overly emotional anthology 83 00:03:41,275 --> 00:03:41,315 这篇论文不应只是个人情绪化的观点集合 84 00:03:41,315 --> 00:03:43,235 这篇论文不应只是个人情绪化的观点集合 of personal intellectual ideas, 85 00:03:43,275 --> 00:03:47,715 而应是你未来学术生涯的有力宣言 and should be a robust manifesto for the rest of your career. 86 00:03:47,755 --> 00:03:50,675 所以 别老盯着让你陷入困境的事物 So, stop focusing on what keeps you trapped 87 00:03:50,715 --> 00:03:53,035 也许利用这个机会 and perhaps utilise this as an opportunity 88 00:03:53,075 --> 00:03:55,795 去思考那些能让你突破自我的事情 to ponder that which forces you open. 89 00:03:58,035 --> 00:03:59,995 但这只是我的建议… But that's just my advice... 90 00:04:00,035 --> 00:04:02,075 …给屋里的处女座们 ..to any Virgos in the room. 91 00:04:03,395 --> 00:04:07,275 剧透一下 天然除臭剂根本不管用 Spoiler. Natural deodorant does naaaat work. 92 00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:11,395 哦哦…我完全不知道论文该写啥 Ohh... Yeah, I ain't got a scooby what to write my disso on. 93 00:04:11,435 --> 00:04:13,515 真的 一点儿史酷比头绪都没有 You know, not a fucking scoobs. 94 00:04:13,555 --> 00:04:15,475 好吧 这可不是正确的态度 对吧？ Well, that's not the attitude, is it? 95 00:04:15,515 --> 00:04:17,155 应该是《前进史酷比》 不是《退缩史酷比》 It's Scooby-Doo, not Scooby-Don't. 96 00:04:17,195 --> 00:04:19,955 嗯 让我们想想媒体的哪个领域 Hmmm. Let's think what area of the media - 97 00:04:19,995 --> 00:04:22,715 平面媒体还是广播媒体 是你个人喜欢的？ so, print or broadcast - do you personally enjoy? 98 00:04:22,755 --> 00:04:27,315 嗯 你知道 我时不时会读那种色情的杂志 Well, you know, time to time I'll read a...dirty mag. 99 00:04:27,355 --> 00:04:29,155 我记下了 -对了 你知道吗？ I'll write that down. Yeah. Actually, do you know what? 100 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:29,195 Billy Elliot：《舞动人生》2000年的励志电影 101 00:04:29,195 --> 00:04:31,955 Billy Elliot：《舞动人生》2000年的励志电影 最近我真的迷上了电影《舞动人生》 Recently I've really got into the film Billy Elliot. 102 00:04:31,955 --> 00:04:31,995 最近我真的迷上了电影《舞动人生》 Recently I've really got into the film Billy Elliot. 103 00:04:32,035 --> 00:04:35,195 哦耶 这电影真的很不错 Yeah. Oh. Yeah, it's legit good. 104 00:04:35,235 --> 00:04:38,435 那你觉得你从本科学习中学到了什么呢？ And what d'you feel like you learnt from your degree? 105 00:04:38,475 --> 00:04:41,355 嗯嗯 老实说 我觉得啥也没学到 I mean... honestly, sometimes, fuck all. 106 00:04:41,395 --> 00:04:44,075 Danny! 如果你没有什么好话可说 那就… Danny! If you haven't got anything nice to say... 107 00:04:44,115 --> 00:04:46,635 你就当我是个笑话吧 我奶奶也是这么说的 Then you're probably a right laugh. That's what my nan says. 108 00:04:46,675 --> 00:04:48,475 啊 她怎么样 你奶奶好吗？ Aww, how is she, how is your nan? 109 00:04:48,515 --> 00:04:52,275 嗯她… 听着 我只是有一堆事要处理 知道吗？ Yeah, she's... Look I'm just... I've a lot on my plate, you know? 110 00:04:52,315 --> 00:04:54,435 我身无分文的…我的笔记本电脑坏了 I'm skint... you know, my laptop's bust 111 00:04:54,475 --> 00:04:57,035 因为我把一大杯麦当劳草莓奶昔全洒在上面了 cos I spilt a load of Maccys strawberry milkshake all over it, 112 00:04:57,075 --> 00:04:58,235 我正处于一段新的情感关系中 I'm in this new relationship 113 00:04:58,275 --> 00:05:00,955 我总是害怕自己会搞砸 that I'm terrified that I'm going to fuck up all of the time, 114 00:05:00,995 --> 00:05:03,155 你知道 我花了所有的钱带她去希腊 you know, and I spunked all of this money taking her to Greece, 115 00:05:03,195 --> 00:05:05,075 那次旅行充其量也就那样 that was hit-and-miss at best - 116 00:05:05,075 --> 00:05:05,115 Calrkson:《克拉克森的农场》主理人 117 00:05:05,115 --> 00:05:08,875 Calrkson:《克拉克森的农场》主理人 我刚刚发现BBC解雇了克拉克森 AND I just found out that the BBC have sacked Clarkson. 118 00:05:08,915 --> 00:05:11,075 他们要和克里斯·埃文斯拍摄《疯狂汽车秀》 They're filming Top Gear with Chris Evans. 119 00:05:11,115 --> 00:05:13,275 哦 不是吧 Oh, Christ. 120 00:05:15,275 --> 00:05:17,195 克里斯·埃文斯? Chris Evans? 121 00:05:20,235 --> 00:05:22,915 好了 你们两个 祝你们约会愉快 Right, you two, have fun on your dates. 122 00:05:22,955 --> 00:05:27,475 我会非常非常非常非常想你的！-现在… I'm going to miss you so, so, so, so much! Now... 123 00:05:27,515 --> 00:05:30,635 我从沃特福德市场给你们俩买的 I got these down Watford Market for you both. 124 00:05:30,675 --> 00:05:33,675 嗯 奶奶 现在已经没有人用防狼报警器了 Erm, Nan, people don't really use rape alarms any more. 125 00:05:33,715 --> 00:05:36,515 为什么? 难道男人不再强奸人了吗？ Why? Have blokes stopped raping people? 126 00:05:38,635 --> 00:05:40,235 我看不是吧 Didn't fucking think so. 127 00:05:40,275 --> 00:05:42,315 现在把它放进你的包里 别跟我顶嘴 Now put it in your bag and don't answer me back. 128 00:05:43,355 --> 00:05:46,475 好吧 你要听奶奶的话 乖孩子 Right, well you be good girl for Nanny, 129 00:05:46,515 --> 00:05:48,795 不然她明天会给我脸色看的 otherwise she'll be a cunt to me tomorrow. 130 00:05:48,835 --> 00:05:50,595 哦 是的 她会的 哦 是的 她会的！ Oh, yes, she will. Oh, yes, she will! 131 00:05:52,195 --> 00:05:53,715 噢 Ow. 132 00:05:53,755 --> 00:05:56,075 好吧 Right, OK. 133 00:05:57,195 --> 00:05:58,595 对不起… Sorry... 134 00:05:58,635 --> 00:06:00,235 我只是不想让Russell来这儿看到 I just don't want Russell to come round 135 00:06:00,275 --> 00:06:02,715 然后说 “哦 她还爱着她死去的丈夫 ” and go, "Ooh, she's still in love with her dead husband." 136 00:06:02,755 --> 00:06:04,355 但你是吗？ But are you? 137 00:06:04,395 --> 00:06:05,955 嗯是 -好吧 Well, yeah. Yeah. 138 00:06:05,995 --> 00:06:09,315 不管怎样 他说他要过来 在沙发上舒舒服服地过个夜 Anyway, he said he's coming round for a cosy night in on the sofa. 139 00:06:09,355 --> 00:06:10,795 哦! Oh! 140 00:06:10,835 --> 00:06:13,715 好吧 我真不敢相信你这么晚才告诉我 OK, I cannot believe you've left it this late to tell me that. 141 00:06:13,755 --> 00:06:17,195 所以 你还是可能会得衣原体感染 还是可能会得疱疹 So, you can still get chlamydia, you can still get herpes, 142 00:06:17,235 --> 00:06:18,555 还是可能会怀孕 you can still get pregnant - 143 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:21,155 别忘了 他是个迷你出租车司机 所以… and lest we forget, he is a mini cab driver, so... 144 00:06:21,195 --> 00:06:23,955 哦 Shan 我几年前就绝经了 Oh, Shan, I did the menopause years ago. 145 00:06:23,995 --> 00:06:25,635 嗯 不 我可不敢肯定 Mm-mm, no, I wouldn't be so sure - 146 00:06:25,675 --> 00:06:27,835 因为我在《Take A Break》杂志上看到一个女人的故事 cos I read about this woman in Take A Break, 147 00:06:27,875 --> 00:06:30,035 她以为她在2008年已经绝经了 she thought she'd menopaused in 2008 - 148 00:06:30,075 --> 00:06:32,995 结果发现 是因为信贷危机压力大导致的 turns out, stressed by the credit crunch. 149 00:06:33,035 --> 00:06:34,915 后来她又生了一对双胞胎 And she went on to have twins. 150 00:06:34,955 --> 00:06:35,995 行吧 Right! 151 00:06:36,035 --> 00:06:38,435 我才不要穿这些山寨的Spanx塑身裤！ I'm not wearing these knock off Spanx! 152 00:06:38,475 --> 00:06:40,155 我穿不进去 I can't get into 'em. 153 00:06:40,195 --> 00:06:41,315 听着 Peggy Look, Peggy. 154 00:06:41,355 --> 00:06:45,475 如今和新伴侣上床可不一样了 得花点心思 Sex with a new partner is different nowadays, it requires some effort. 155 00:06:45,515 --> 00:06:48,475 除了Laurie 我没和别人上过床 I haven't had sex with anyone but Laurie since... 156 00:06:48,515 --> 00:06:49,795 从罗纳德·里根时代开始之后 ..Ronald Reagan. 157 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:52,755 别骗我 Peggy Don't lie to me, Peggy. 158 00:06:52,795 --> 00:06:55,395 你才没有和罗纳德·里根上过床 You have not had sex with Ronald Reagan. 159 00:06:55,435 --> 00:06:57,595 现在请穿上那件塑身衣 Now pop on that shapewear, please. 160 00:06:58,715 --> 00:07:03,035 小伙子们踢足球 或者…打拳击 或者… Lads do football, or...boxing, or... 161 00:07:03,075 --> 00:07:04,875 哦 哇 SNIFFLES: Oh, wow. 162 00:07:04,915 --> 00:07:05,915 ...摔跤 ..wrestling. 163 00:07:05,955 --> 00:07:08,835 我真心觉得你应该以小比利为主题写篇论文 Yeah, I honestly think you SHOULD do your dissertation on little Billy. 164 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:12,035 对吧？你知道吗 Jule 我对他太有共鸣了 Right? You know, I just relate to it so much, Jules. Yeah. 165 00:07:12,075 --> 00:07:15,155 就像他家里人不是混蛋就是进了局子 Like his family are either being dicks or getting nicked, 166 00:07:15,195 --> 00:07:18,235 他奶奶得了老年痴呆症 他最好的朋友是个十足的基佬 his nan's got Alzheimer's and his best mate's a massive gay. 167 00:07:18,275 --> 00:07:20,515 我是说 这基本上就是我的生活 I mean, it's basically my life. 168 00:07:20,555 --> 00:07:22,715 哦 都已经八点半了 -哦 抱歉 Oh, it's already half eight - oh, sorry, 169 00:07:22,755 --> 00:07:24,915 事实上 你介意我们下次再谈吗？ actually, do you mind if we finish this another time? 170 00:07:24,955 --> 00:07:26,675 什么? ! What?! 171 00:07:26,675 --> 00:07:29,515 不!我和Corinne的约会要迟到了 No! I'm going to be late for my date with Corinne. 172 00:07:29,595 --> 00:07:31,235 哦 我不知道你在和Corinne约会！ Oh, I didn't know you were dating Corinne! 173 00:07:31,275 --> 00:07:32,675 嗯 今天是我们交往四个月的纪念日 Yeah, it's our four month anniversary. 174 00:07:32,715 --> 00:07:34,355 嗯 你知道的 小心点 Well, you know, just be careful, 175 00:07:34,395 --> 00:07:36,995 因为大学里的关系可能很危险 because relationships at uni, they can be very dangerous. 176 00:07:36,995 --> 00:07:39,355 Wills and Kate：英国皇室王子威廉与王妃凯特 我是说 看看威廉和凯特就知道了 I mean, just look at Wills and Kate. 177 00:07:39,355 --> 00:07:39,395 Wills and Kate：英国皇室王子威廉与王妃凯特 178 00:07:39,435 --> 00:07:41,035 但是…他们结婚了啊？ But... Well, they got married? 179 00:07:41,075 --> 00:07:43,035 Diana：英国国王查尔斯三世的第一任妻子 威廉王子的母亲 我知道 但她永远不会是戴安娜 不是吗？ I know, but she'll never be Diana, will she? 180 00:07:43,075 --> 00:07:44,835 在内心深处 我想她知道这一点 And deep down, I think she knows that. 181 00:07:44,875 --> 00:07:47,875 对不起 我只是对此感触很深 Sorry, I just feel very strongly about it. 182 00:07:47,915 --> 00:07:50,155 你要搭便车吗？好啊 谢谢 Do you want a ride? Yeah, please. 183 00:07:50,195 --> 00:07:53,115 Kelly? 你的电动滑板车呢？ Kelly? Where's your e-scooter? 184 00:07:55,215 --> 00:07:58,075 嘿 老兄 -我的天啊！ Hey, man. Oh, my God! 185 00:07:58,115 --> 00:07:59,515 嗨 -欢迎… Hi. Wel... 186 00:07:59,555 --> 00:08:02,075 欢迎光临卡哈特酒馆 Welcome to The Carhartt Tavern. 187 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:06,235 进…进来 我叫Marcus Come... Come on in. My name's Marcus. 188 00:08:06,275 --> 00:08:09,155 嗯 兄弟 如果有任何问题 就告诉我或我的团队 Erm, any problems bro, just give me or my crew a shout, 189 00:08:09,195 --> 00:08:10,835 呃… and, erm... 190 00:08:10,875 --> 00:08:14,155 呃 酷 Er, sick. 191 00:08:14,195 --> 00:08:15,955 感谢光临…谢谢光临 Thanks for com... thanks for coming. 192 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:19,315 哟！真没想到在这儿见到你！ Oi-oi! Fancy seeing you here! 193 00:08:19,355 --> 00:08:22,995 -嗨呀 -哈哈 其实今天是我们第一次约会 Hiya. So, lol, it's actually our first date tonight. 194 00:08:23,035 --> 00:08:25,675 不是吧 -嗯 你好Corinne 我是Tariq No! Yeah. Hello, Corinne. I'm Tariq. 195 00:08:25,715 --> 00:08:28,275 Tariq 额 我知道 Tariq. Yes, I know. 196 00:08:28,315 --> 00:08:31,035 我们不是刚刚才一起度完假回来吗 We... We literally just went on holiday together. 197 00:08:31,075 --> 00:08:33,155 我知道 但很多人老是不记得我 I, I know, but a lot people forget me. 198 00:08:33,195 --> 00:08:35,835 嘘 Tariq Tariq…我想她被放鸽子了 Sh, Tariq, Tariq... I think she's been stood up. 199 00:08:35,875 --> 00:08:37,995 我们的座位就在那里 OK, I think we're just there. 200 00:08:47,755 --> 00:08:50,635 哈罗 亲爱的 -嗨 -你还好吗？-快进来! Hello, love. Hi. Hello. You all right? Come in! 201 00:08:50,675 --> 00:08:54,915 我快饿死了 咱们来看看这些菜单吧 怎么样？ Ooh, I'm starvin' marvin, let's have a butcher's at these menus, yeah? 202 00:08:54,955 --> 00:08:57,315 哦 好啊 我超爱美味的北京草… Oh, yeah. I love a good Peking fuck. 203 00:08:57,355 --> 00:08:59,835 鸭 烤鸭 北京烤鸭 Duck, duck. Peking duck. 204 00:09:10,755 --> 00:09:12,395 还好吧？-嗯很好 All right? Yeah. 205 00:09:23,795 --> 00:09:27,115 不好意思 请问其他人都到哪儿去了？ Sorry, where is everyone? 206 00:09:27,155 --> 00:09:30,035 他们在特别地庆祝交往四个月的纪念日呢 They're oddly celebrating their four month anniversary. 207 00:09:30,075 --> 00:09:32,435 在我看来 这很有拉拉的风格呢 It's very lesbian behaviour, if you ask me. 208 00:09:33,515 --> 00:09:35,755 那么 你今晚想做什么？ So, what do you wanna do tonight? 209 00:09:35,795 --> 00:09:39,275 嗯 这地方只有我们两个 Well, we've got the place to ourselves. 210 00:09:39,315 --> 00:09:40,915 我想你懂的 I think you know. 211 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:42,395 Yemi 我… Yemi, I... 212 00:09:42,435 --> 00:09:44,115 我以为我们不会再那样做了 I thought we weren't gonna do that again. 213 00:09:44,155 --> 00:09:46,555 享受电影《舞动人生》而没有Danny在旁边每句台词都插嘴吗？ Watch Billy Elliot without Danny talking through every single line? 214 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:50,395 是的 我就是这个意思 Yeah. That's what I meant. 215 00:09:50,435 --> 00:09:51,635 靠! Fuck! 216 00:09:54,915 --> 00:09:57,875 亲爱的 靠 我真是很抱歉 Babe, fuck, I am so sorry. 217 00:09:57,915 --> 00:10:00,515 我很抱歉 我真的很抱歉 好吗？ I'm so sorry, I'm so - honestly I'm so sorry, OK? 218 00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:04,395 我只是得去下洗手间 I just need to go to the bogs. 219 00:10:04,435 --> 00:10:06,955 然后我就完全属于你了 我保证 我很抱歉 Oh! And then I'm all yours. I promise, I'm sorry. 220 00:10:06,995 --> 00:10:08,715 你这下惨了 伙计 知道吗？ You're in the doghouse, mate, OK? 221 00:10:08,755 --> 00:10:10,515 所以这张大幅折扣的餐券 So, I'd keep this heavily discounted meal voucher 222 00:10:10,555 --> 00:10:12,715 你自己留着 还有那玩意儿是啥… to yourself - and whatever that is... 223 00:10:12,755 --> 00:10:15,675 那是个电动滑板车 -没错 这玩意儿超级倒胃口 懂吗？ It's an e-scooter. Yep, it's a massive turn off. OK? 224 00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:18,155 谢谢 Shan -祝你晚上愉快 -你看起来真美 All right. Thanks, Shan. Have a good night. You look great. 225 00:10:18,195 --> 00:10:19,955 谢谢 我知道 Thank you, I know. 226 00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:22,435 Jack 在我们看电视之前 坐下 Jack, before we watch, sit. 227 00:10:22,475 --> 00:10:24,035 我得跟你谈谈 I need to talk to you. 228 00:10:24,075 --> 00:10:25,835 哦 天呐 Oh, God. 229 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,755 这是因为我的论文主题是关于肛交吗？ Is this cos my dissertation's on anal? 230 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,755 我保证不会提到你 It won't mention you, I promise. 231 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,315 我完全不介意 我把你选的这个主题当作是 No. I've taken your choice of topic 232 00:10:31,355 --> 00:10:33,155 我成为你启发觉醒的象征 as a symbol of how much I've inspired you. 233 00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:37,315 我想从大学退学 I wanna drop out of uni. 234 00:10:37,355 --> 00:10:38,795 哦 天哪 这话我听多了 Oh, God, I've heard that one before. 235 00:10:38,835 --> 00:10:40,955 不 这次我是认真的 No, I'm serious this time. 236 00:10:40,995 --> 00:10:43,555 我觉得我读不下去大三了 I don't think I can do third year. 237 00:10:43,595 --> 00:10:44,755 真的吗? Really? 238 00:10:44,795 --> 00:10:47,595 周一就开学了 所以我这周末就得做决定 Term starts on Monday, so I need to make a decision this weekend 239 00:10:47,635 --> 00:10:50,675 不然我又得欠英格兰学生贷款公司9000英镑了 before I get 9k deeper into Student Finance England debt. 240 00:10:52,035 --> 00:10:54,795 来吧 让我们把白板拿出来 Come on, then, let's get the whiteboard out. 241 00:10:55,875 --> 00:10:58,675 我让Yemi首先把他该退学的理由都列出来 I made Yemi first list all the reasons he should leave, 242 00:10:58,715 --> 00:11:00,955 希望能得出来留校的理由 hoping that ending on reasons to stay 243 00:11:00,995 --> 00:11:03,155 以此说服他不要退学 would persuade him to do just that. 244 00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:04,675 哇 又一个离开的理由 Woohoo, another reason to leave - 245 00:11:04,715 --> 00:11:07,075 学生会商店已经停止销售白巧克力麦提莎了 the SU shop has stopped selling white chocolate Maltesers. 246 00:11:07,115 --> 00:11:09,595 不 我才不把这个写下来呢！ No, I will not write that down! 247 00:11:09,635 --> 00:11:12,275 这玩意儿全国都停产了 They've been discontinued nationwide. 248 00:11:12,315 --> 00:11:13,435 我都听腻了 It's getting boring, 249 00:11:13,475 --> 00:11:16,035 你老在网上发关于这事的在线请愿活动链接 you keep sharing change.org campaigns about it. 250 00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:17,875 好 行吧 我在这里很无聊 OK, fine, I'm bored here. 251 00:11:17,915 --> 00:11:19,835 我的课程教的东西我都懂 My course is teaching me shit I already know. 252 00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:20,995 对课程厌倦了 Bored of course. 253 00:11:21,035 --> 00:11:23,395 而且我这专业的每个同学都很崇拜我 Also everyone on my course idolises me. 254 00:11:23,435 --> 00:11:25,715 昨天我在街上被一群新生拦住了 Yesterday I was stopped in the street by freshers 255 00:11:25,755 --> 00:11:27,115 求我跟他们合影 begging me for a selfie. 256 00:11:27,155 --> 00:11:29,835 有人在腰上纹了我的名字 Someone has a lower back tattoo of my name. 257 00:11:29,835 --> 00:11:31,475 BNOC：Big Name On Campus 你是校园风云人物 You're a BNOC. 258 00:11:31,515 --> 00:11:33,155 啊!我需要点挑战 Ugh! I need to be challenged. 259 00:11:33,195 --> 00:11:35,600 我得置身于真正的时尚圈 I need to be around real fashion 260 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,755 还有那些恶毒、爱竞争、可怕的人 and the vicious, competitive, horrific people 261 00:11:37,795 --> 00:11:39,555 他们才是我理想中的行业模样 who make up my dream industry. 262 00:11:39,595 --> 00:11:41,315 而不只是学生 Not just students 263 00:11:41,355 --> 00:11:43,915 他们已经承认我才华更高 更优秀 who've already conceded to my higher levels of talent. 264 00:11:43,955 --> 00:11:47,875 听着 我有个愿景 Jack Look, I have a vision, Jack. 265 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,955 我可不想干那种烂大街的时尚行业初级工作 I don't want some shitty junior fashion job. 266 00:11:49,995 --> 00:11:52,635 我想创立自己的独立品牌 I wanna to set up my own independent label. 267 00:11:52,675 --> 00:11:54,235 我想我现在就要行动 And I wanna do it now. 268 00:11:54,275 --> 00:11:56,235 我们只剩一年时间了 We've got one more year left. 269 00:11:57,395 --> 00:11:59,075 还有Danny… And Danny... 270 00:11:59,115 --> 00:12:01,515 Danny只听你的话 Danny only listens to you. 271 00:12:03,595 --> 00:12:05,515 好吧 我很抱歉 Right, I'm so sorry. 272 00:12:05,555 --> 00:12:06,755 没关系 It's fine. 273 00:12:06,795 --> 00:12:08,635 我不是故意的 只是我今天有很多事要做 No, but I just had so much to do today, 274 00:12:08,675 --> 00:12:11,035 听着 那辆电动滑板车不是我的 好吗？ I'm, look, that e-scooter is naaat mine, all right? 275 00:12:11,075 --> 00:12:12,195 请你坐下来好吗？ Will you just sit down, please? 276 00:12:12,235 --> 00:12:14,115 我只是 我刚才跟Jules聊了很久 I just - I was talking to Jules for, like, an age, 277 00:12:14,155 --> 00:12:16,195 我还是不知道我的论文要写什么 and I still don't know what to do my dissertation on - 278 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,880 我很沮丧 因为我也不能写《舞动人生》 and I'm gutted, cos I can't do it on Billy Elliot 279 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,235 因为显然去年有个蠢货写过了…真的很对不起 cos apparently some gimp done it last year... Look, I'm sorry. 280 00:12:20,275 --> 00:12:23,195 行了 别说了 闭嘴 Danny Right, no - shut up. Shut up, Danny. 281 00:12:23,235 --> 00:12:24,715 好吗? 我要你离开 OK? I want you to leave. 282 00:12:25,955 --> 00:12:29,315 从那扇门出去 到外面去 平复一下情绪 Through that door, fuck off outside, shake it off, 283 00:12:29,355 --> 00:12:31,675 然后像没迟到一样回来 then come back in here like you weren't late. 284 00:12:31,715 --> 00:12:35,635 好吗？我想和正常状态的Danny好好约个会 OK? I want a proper date with the proper Danny, please. 285 00:12:56,435 --> 00:12:58,235 抱歉 祝你们今晚愉快 Sorry, enjoy your evening. 286 00:13:06,435 --> 00:13:07,995 交往纪念日快乐 Happy anniversary. 287 00:13:08,035 --> 00:13:10,355 交往纪念日快乐 你这个傻瓜 Happy anniversary, you silly billy. 288 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:21,355 到处都是屎 There was shit everywhere. Mm. 289 00:13:21,395 --> 00:13:23,995 我从未见过这么多的人类粪便 I have never seen such quantities of human poo - 290 00:13:24,035 --> 00:13:27,115 我们必须假装什么都没发生 and we just had to pretend like it wasn't happening. Yeah. 291 00:13:27,155 --> 00:13:28,435 但那味儿可太难闻了 But it STANK. 292 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,915 而且 那些爱尔兰助产士也知道这情况 And, you know, those Irish midwives, they knew it, too. 293 00:13:30,955 --> 00:13:32,475 抱歉这么较真 Sorry to be a Nazi, 294 00:13:32,515 --> 00:13:36,235 但你们在这张桌子的用餐时间只剩45分钟了 but you've only got about 45 minutos left at le tablah, 295 00:13:36,275 --> 00:13:39,475 所以 要是你们想点些美味佳肴 so, if ya wanna order some yummy scrummy grubby wubby, 296 00:13:39,515 --> 00:13:41,395 那就赶紧下单 伙计！ then do so now, buddy! 297 00:13:41,435 --> 00:13:43,995 不好意思 可你们还没给我们菜单呢？ Sorry, you haven't...you haven't given us any menus, though?. 298 00:13:44,035 --> 00:13:45,915 都写在那块黑板上呢 伙计 It's all on the chalky-B, my man. 299 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,035 哦是吗 那块字迹难辨的黑板 Yes. That illegible board. 300 00:13:47,075 --> 00:13:49,155 没错 这边有点类似小盘菜的模式 Yeah, it's like a small plates kinda sitch, 301 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:50,995 所以 嗯 我建议 so, um, I'd recommend, um... 302 00:13:51,035 --> 00:13:53,955 多少合适呢？四盘 五盘…？每人八盘 What is it? Four, five...? Eight plates per pers. 303 00:13:53,995 --> 00:13:56,155 每人八盘?! 每盘差不多要九英镑呢 Per person?! They - they're like nine quid each. 304 00:13:56,195 --> 00:13:58,355 现在 我能开始给些推荐吗？ Now, can I do some recommendations? 305 00:13:58,395 --> 00:13:59,755 行 行 可以 Yeah, yeah. Yes. 306 00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:02,155 嗯好 我推荐素甜菜根 OK. Well, I'd recommend the vegan sweet beets - 307 00:14:02,195 --> 00:14:03,995 或者 对于我们这些老派的肉食爱好者来说 or, for my old-skool meat eaters, 308 00:14:04,035 --> 00:14:05,755 风味风干牛肉拼盘 the bad boy bresaola bread board, 309 00:14:05,795 --> 00:14:07,795 它带有一个“从primavera -回来的阶梯” which comes with a "lads-back-from-Primavera- 310 00:14:07,835 --> 00:14:10,035 ”needs-a-snacky-wacky-croquetta stacky”, "needs-a-snacky-wacky-croquetta stacky", 311 00:14:10,075 --> 00:14:12,555 还有几片小小的酸面包片 and some tiny, tiny slices of sourdough 312 00:14:12,595 --> 00:14:15,835 上面还有烤得恰到好处的卡哈特标志 which have a perfectly toasted Carhartt logo on top. 313 00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:18,755 我一个字也听不懂 你们有汉堡之类的吗？ I didn't understand a word of that. Have you got, like, burgers? 314 00:14:18,795 --> 00:14:20,915 有的 -你们餐厅有汉堡是吧? Yeah. You do? 315 00:14:20,955 --> 00:14:23,235 当然有 -行 那就好 咱们就… Yeah, of course. Yeah, OK, that's fine. Let's just... 316 00:14:23,275 --> 00:14:25,355 萨洛蒙运动鞋牛肉小汉堡 The Salomon sneaker steak slider. 317 00:14:25,395 --> 00:14:28,275 运动…运动鞋？ -萨洛蒙运动鞋牛肉小汉堡 Sneak... Sneaker? Salomon sneaker steak slider. 318 00:14:28,315 --> 00:14:30,275 啥 像运动鞋那样的？ What, like a trainer? 319 00:14:30,315 --> 00:14:32,275 对 就像运动鞋 但它是个汉堡 Yes, like a trainer, but it's a burger. 320 00:14:38,215 --> 00:14:41,155 嗯 我的酒喝光啦！ Mm, I'm all out of wine! 321 00:14:56,435 --> 00:14:58,315 哦… Oh... 322 00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:00,915 哦 靠 我的天啊！ Oh, fuck it. Oh, my God! 323 00:15:00,955 --> 00:15:04,515 Shannon 她给我穿了一件山寨的塑身裤 Shannon, she gave me terrible knock-off Spanx. 324 00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,835 谢天谢地 我还以为你得了骨关节炎呢 Thank God, I thought you had osteoarthritis. 325 00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:09,195 你知道 要是那样我也能接受 但是……！ Which, you know, I'd be all right with and all that, but...! 326 00:15:09,235 --> 00:15:11,355 嗯 还没有呢 Well, no, not yet. 327 00:15:11,395 --> 00:15:12,995 所以… So... 328 00:15:13,035 --> 00:15:16,675 让我把它脱了 你能帮我吗？ Let me take it all off. Will you help me? 329 00:15:17,835 --> 00:15:21,355 行 行 当然可以 Yeah. Yeah, OK. 330 00:15:21,395 --> 00:15:23,515 我也可以同时把我的衣服脱掉一些 I can take off some of mine off at the same time. 331 00:15:23,555 --> 00:15:24,875 不 不 我是说… No, no, I mean... 332 00:15:24,915 --> 00:15:26,515 先把我从沙发上扶起来 Russell！ ..help me off the sofa, Russell! 333 00:15:26,555 --> 00:15:28,315 哦 天哪 对 抱歉！ Oh, gosh, yeah, sorry! 334 00:15:29,475 --> 00:15:30,835 嗯好 -麻烦你了 OK. OK? 335 00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,195 -好 -谢谢 Yeah? Yeah. 336 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:36,475 说真的 我还没走的唯一原因就是… Literally the only one reason I haven't left already is because... 337 00:15:36,515 --> 00:15:38,475 虽然很烦人 但是我爱你们 ..annoyingly, I love you all. 338 00:15:40,555 --> 00:15:42,915 我在这里很开心… And I am happy here... 339 00:15:42,955 --> 00:15:45,035 但这还不够 ..but it's not enough. 340 00:15:45,075 --> 00:15:47,035 那么 Yems… Then, Yems... 341 00:15:47,075 --> 00:15:48,715 我需要放手让你走了 ..you need to go. 342 00:15:51,675 --> 00:15:56,035 上大学是我做过的最可怕的事 Me coming to uni was the scariest thing I've ever done - 343 00:15:56,075 --> 00:15:58,635 不是因为我是家里第一个上大学的 not cos I was the first in my family to go, 344 00:15:58,675 --> 00:16:02,475 也不是因为我知道自己暗地里喜欢男人 而是… nor cause I knew I secretly liked cock, but... 345 00:16:02,515 --> 00:16:06,275 我不想把我妈一个人留下 ..I didn't wanna leave my mum all by herself... 346 00:16:07,395 --> 00:16:08,995 嗯 我明白 Yeah, I understand that. 347 00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:11,835 但我得把自己的未来放在首位 ..but I had to put my own future first - 348 00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:13,595 这也是你要做的 and that's what you have to do. 349 00:16:14,795 --> 00:16:17,075 即使我会非常想念你 Even though I'll miss you so much. 350 00:16:18,155 --> 00:16:23,675 Yemi 你一直是我们所有人中最有才华的 Yemi, you've always been the most talented one out of all of us. 351 00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:26,595 别告诉Corinne我说了这句话 Don't tell Corinne. 352 00:16:28,235 --> 00:16:29,475 嘿 过来 Hey, come here. 353 00:16:32,435 --> 00:16:34,795 听着 我不想让你为我付钱 好吗？ Right, I don't want you paying for me, OK? 354 00:16:34,835 --> 00:16:37,195 所以我坚持各付各的 So I insist we go Dutch. 355 00:16:38,395 --> 00:16:39,795 我也是这么想 Snap. 356 00:16:39,835 --> 00:16:41,515 莫名其妙的默契 Double Dutch! 357 00:16:41,555 --> 00:16:42,835 哦 我的天哪！ Oh, my God! 358 00:16:43,995 --> 00:16:45,635 哦,不!来吧 亲爱的 你吃 Oh, no! Come on, you go for it, love. 359 00:16:45,675 --> 00:16:47,355 -不 你吃吧 -不 不 这是你的 No, you have it. No, no. It's yours. 360 00:16:47,395 --> 00:16:49,515 说真的 Russell 这是你的饼干！ Seriously, Russell, your cracker! 361 00:16:55,195 --> 00:16:56,875 我可以喂给你吃 I could feed it to ya. 362 00:17:02,795 --> 00:17:04,155 好耶! Yes! 363 00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:07,235 嗯哼！ Mm! 364 00:17:07,275 --> 00:17:08,475 哦,对不起! Oh, sorry! 365 00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:21,275 啊! 啊！ KNOCKING Agh!Agh! 366 00:17:21,315 --> 00:17:23,835 我吓到你们了吧？是不是？ LAUGHS: Did I make you jump? Yeah? 367 00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:24,915 你们在做什么？ What are you do..? 368 00:17:24,955 --> 00:17:27,595 你们在看什么 恐怖片之类的吗？ What are you watching, a scary movie or something? 369 00:17:27,635 --> 00:17:28,835 我们在看《舞动人生》 We're watching Billy Elliot. 370 00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:30,995 哦 我的天哪！我的天啊！ Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 371 00:17:32,435 --> 00:17:34,835 加油 伙计 加油 你能做到的 Come on, mate. Come on, you can do this. 372 00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:35,955 她吻了你 She snogged you. 373 00:17:35,995 --> 00:17:38,275 你去了她家 还花了85英镑请人照看狗 You're round her gaff and you've spent �85 on a dog sitter. 374 00:17:38,315 --> 00:17:39,755 今晚可能就是那个夜晚 Tonight could be the night. 375 00:17:51,475 --> 00:17:54,035 哦 对不起 亲爱的 -不不 没事的 Oh, sorry love. No, don't worry. 376 00:17:54,075 --> 00:17:55,435 我只是要梳洗一下 Just gonna freshen up. 377 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,915 哦 很好 嗯嗯 Oh, yeah, great, yeah. 378 00:17:58,835 --> 00:18:00,875 那你去吧 Well, freshen away. 379 00:18:00,915 --> 00:18:02,515 -谢谢! -好的! Thank you! OK! 380 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,035 Laurie… Laurie... 381 00:18:23,675 --> 00:18:25,595 抱歉问一下 Jules 你为什么来这里？ Sorry, Jules, why are you here? 382 00:18:25,635 --> 00:18:28,435 呃 我就是来给Danny送点东西 Er, just came to drop something off for Danny, 383 00:18:29,635 --> 00:18:31,995 呃 对不起 小伙子们 Er, sorry, lads, 384 00:18:32,035 --> 00:18:34,755 请告诉我 我看到的不是 please tell me I am not looking at 385 00:18:34,795 --> 00:18:37,675 大学里丢失的众多白板之一吧！？ one of the university's many missing whiteboards?! 386 00:18:37,715 --> 00:18:40,835 呃…不是 -看在老天的份上！ Er... No. Oh, for God's sake! 387 00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:42,635 哦 我的天哪！ Oh, my God! 388 00:18:44,435 --> 00:18:46,195 Yemi 这是真的吗？ Yemi, is this true? 389 00:18:48,315 --> 00:18:50,755 你真的觉得我很变态吗？ Do you really think I'm creepy? 390 00:18:50,795 --> 00:18:54,395 哦我的天 不 不 我 我没有… No. Oh, my God, no, no - I, I didn't... 391 00:18:54,435 --> 00:18:56,395 Jack 我说的是…我说的是"厚脸皮" Jack, I said...I said "cheeky". 392 00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:58,395 厚脸皮 厚脸皮 -Jack拼写错了 Cheeky. Cheeky. Jack can't spell. 393 00:18:58,435 --> 00:19:00,475 哦 好吧 这说得通 Oh, OK, that makes sense. 394 00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,875 因为我怎么可能……变态怪异？！ Cos I was like...creepy?! 395 00:19:02,915 --> 00:19:04,715 哪里像了 In what way?! 396 00:19:04,755 --> 00:19:07,035 为什么要列出离开的理由… Why's it, um, a reason to leave...? 397 00:19:07,075 --> 00:19:09,515 天啊 Yemi 你要退学吗？ Oh, my God, Yemi, are you dropping out? 398 00:19:09,555 --> 00:19:12,435 我可不是轻易做出这个决定 And I haven't taken this decision lightly. 399 00:19:12,475 --> 00:19:15,115 不像Jack 总在念叨自己是家里第一个 Unlike Jack, who keeps banging on about being the first in his family 400 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,595 上大学的人 而我将会成为我们家 to go to university, I'm actually gonna be the first in my family 401 00:19:17,635 --> 00:19:18,915 第一个从大学退学的人 not to graduate university. 402 00:19:18,955 --> 00:19:21,075 哇 哇 哇 哇 Wow. Wow, wow, wow. 403 00:19:21,115 --> 00:19:23,035 所以 我能留在这里住一段时间吗？ So, can I stay living here for a bit? 404 00:19:23,075 --> 00:19:24,675 我父母会非常生我气的 My parents are going to be very angry with me 405 00:19:24,715 --> 00:19:26,795 我得想想 该怎么跟其他人说这件事 and I need to figure out how I'm going to tell the others. 406 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,595 跟你说实话 Yemi To be perfectly honest with you, Yemi, 407 00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,155 如果你没有说你要退学 if you hadn't just said you were dropping out, 408 00:19:31,195 --> 00:19:32,755 其实我也打算劝你离开的 I would have asked you to leave anyway. 409 00:19:32,795 --> 00:19:35,515 什么？-这所大学在时尚方面有点名气 What? This uni has a bit of a reputation for fashion 410 00:19:35,555 --> 00:19:38,555 就是大家都知道 最优秀的人来了之后就会退学 and the reputation is that the best people come and then drop out - 411 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:42,715 而留下来的人 说实话 多少都有点没出息！ and anyone who stays is - is a bit of a loser, to be honest! 412 00:19:42,755 --> 00:19:44,315 你在这里已经13年了 You've been here 13 years. 413 00:19:44,355 --> 00:19:47,195 是的 我知道 但我不是一个追求时尚的女孩 对吧？ Yeah, I know, but I'm wasn't a fash-ist girlie, was I? 414 00:19:47,235 --> 00:19:49,355 我可是个学商业和语言的书呆子 谢谢 I was a business and languages boff, thank you. 415 00:19:49,395 --> 00:19:51,435 成绩接近二等一级 勉强及格 High 2:1, scraped by. 416 00:19:51,475 --> 00:19:54,355 嗯 我来处理相关文件 Um, well, I'll sort the paperwork, 417 00:19:54,395 --> 00:19:56,235 你可以在这里住到圣诞节 and, um, you can stay here till Crimbo - 418 00:19:56,275 --> 00:19:59,075 然后我就把你扔到大街上！ but then I'm chucking you out onto the streets! 419 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,995 开玩笑的啦！ Only joking! 420 00:20:01,035 --> 00:20:02,155 但我不是…哦 But I'm not... Oh - 421 00:20:02,195 --> 00:20:03,995 实际上 那时候你就得搬走了 that is when you have to vacate the premises, actually, 422 00:20:04,035 --> 00:20:06,315 所以我不是在开玩笑 so I'm not joking about that bit. 423 00:20:18,075 --> 00:20:20,035 哦… Oh... 424 00:20:20,075 --> 00:20:24,995 哦 亲爱的 我想我累了 Russell Oh, dear, I think I'm tired, Russell. 425 00:20:25,035 --> 00:20:27,715 是的 都是味精的缘故 Yeah, it's all that MSG. 426 00:20:27,755 --> 00:20:29,515 我想我该睡觉了 I think it's my bedtime. 427 00:20:30,915 --> 00:20:32,075 哦… Oh... 428 00:20:32,115 --> 00:20:34,555 不过 还是谢谢你让我度过了一个美好的夜晚 Thanks for a lovely night, though. 429 00:20:42,395 --> 00:20:44,515 说真的 我度过了最棒的一晚 I've honestly had the best night. 430 00:20:44,555 --> 00:20:45,915 -真的吗？-真的！ Yeah? Yeah! 431 00:20:47,475 --> 00:20:49,355 你看起来真帅 You look so handsome. 432 00:20:49,395 --> 00:20:52,195 有种粗犷又有男子气概的感觉 Like, gruff and manly. 433 00:20:52,235 --> 00:20:54,435 我也是 我是说 不是… Same. I mean, not... 434 00:20:54,475 --> 00:20:56,555 这就像是我有史以来最棒的第一次约会 It's like the best first date I've ever had. 435 00:20:56,595 --> 00:20:58,155 伙计们 我们要给小费吗？ Are we adding any tip, my guys? 436 00:20:58,195 --> 00:21:00,075 绝对不给 Absolutely not, no. 437 00:21:02,715 --> 00:21:04,755 你想不想去我家？ Do you maybe wanna come back to mine? 438 00:21:06,115 --> 00:21:09,035 我有一大罐能多益巧克力酱和两把勺子 I've got a large jar of Nutella and two teaspoons. 439 00:21:10,275 --> 00:21:15,475 哦把勺子换成汤匙的话 行啊我想去 米勒先生 Ooh, make them tablespoons and, yeah, I might just do, Mr Millar. 440 00:21:15,515 --> 00:21:16,675 真的吗? ! Yeah?! 441 00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:23,355 Peggy 你在做什么？ NAN: Peggy, what you doing? 442 00:21:23,395 --> 00:21:24,795 你好? Hello? 443 00:21:24,835 --> 00:21:27,515 你家就离这儿500米远 Your house is only 500 metres away, 444 00:21:27,555 --> 00:21:32,195 所以 我可能不小心偷听了你们约会时的对话 so, I might've been occasionally listening in to your date. 445 00:21:32,235 --> 00:21:34,155 这也太侵犯隐私了 This is so invasive. 446 00:21:34,195 --> 00:21:37,515 听着 你不能再临阵退缩了 Look, you've gotta stop getting cold feet. 447 00:21:37,555 --> 00:21:39,475 你能做到的 姑娘 You can do this, girl. 448 00:21:42,315 --> 00:21:44,355 你需要提供你的生日 以及具体时间 You need your birthday, you need the time 449 00:21:44,395 --> 00:21:46,075 然后是你出生的地方 and then the place that you were born. 450 00:21:46,115 --> 00:21:47,315 出生地点？-没错 The place? Yes. 451 00:21:47,355 --> 00:21:49,195 -对 就是像医院那样的地方 -这跟那有什么关系？ Yes, like the hospital. What's that got to do with it? 452 00:21:49,235 --> 00:21:51,515 吓死人! -对不起 对不起 对不起！ hell! Sorry, sorry, sorry! 453 00:21:51,555 --> 00:21:55,555 你…你还记得刚刚悄悄给我的那张代金券吗？ You... You know that voucher you just discreetly gave to me? 454 00:21:55,595 --> 00:21:56,675 嗯记得 怎么了 Right, OK. Yeah. 455 00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:58,355 上面说这个二维码已经被用过了 It says the QR code's already been used. 456 00:21:58,395 --> 00:21:59,475 什么? What? 457 00:21:59,515 --> 00:22:01,275 代金券显示已被珊侬和南尼根斯 Used earlier by ShanandNanNigans 458 00:22:01,315 --> 00:22:03,875 派对策划有限公司所使用抵扣 PartyPlannersLimited Incorporated@Gmail.com. 459 00:22:03,915 --> 00:22:05,035 该死！不是吧 Fuck's sake. 460 00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:06,185 别担心 我们分摊费用就行 Don't worry, we'll just split it. 461 00:22:06,185 --> 00:22:08,835 不用不用 没事的 我能搞定 No, no. It's all right, I've got this. 462 00:22:08,875 --> 00:22:11,195 好的 一共136英镑 请付款 OK, so, it's �136, please. 463 00:22:11,235 --> 00:22:12,715 这么多吗？ Is it? 464 00:22:12,755 --> 00:22:14,155 好 OK. 465 00:22:15,995 --> 00:22:17,755 哦 金额太大 不能用感应支付 Oh, it's too much to tap. 466 00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:20,475 对 因为是136英镑呢 Right, cos it's �136. 467 00:22:20,515 --> 00:22:21,875 Danny 我们分摊一下不行吗？ Danny, please can we just split it? 468 00:22:21,915 --> 00:22:24,275 绝对不行 好吗？滚远点 Absolutely not, all right? Fuck - just fuck off. 469 00:22:26,155 --> 00:22:27,555 哦 居然可以 Mazing. 470 00:22:31,155 --> 00:22:32,915 -下次见 -再见 See you later. See ya. 471 00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:36,515 听着 不用道歉 我们没时间了 Look, don't apologise. We don't have time. 472 00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:39,395 我很高兴你邀请我回来 因为… I'm just glad you invited me back, because... 473 00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:42,035 我觉得你会喜欢蓝色 然后 ..I gambled on a bluey, and. 474 00:22:42,075 --> 00:22:44,035 哦 Russell! Ooh, Russell! 475 00:22:44,075 --> 00:22:45,995 我给你看过我的新天鹅绒脚凳了吗？ Have I shown you my new velvet ottoman? 476 00:22:46,035 --> 00:22:47,475 还没有呢 Not yet, no. 477 00:22:52,115 --> 00:22:54,955 它是纯天鹅绒 从邓洛普买的 It's velvet. From Dunelm. 478 00:22:54,995 --> 00:22:57,315 天啊 你真知道该对男人说什么 Oh, my God, you know exactly what to say to a man. 479 00:22:59,585 --> 00:23:01,155 别再让我听到滚蛋这句话第二次 Never tell me to fuck off. 480 00:23:01,195 --> 00:23:02,195 不… No... 481 00:23:02,235 --> 00:23:06,195 拜托 我又不是那种恶狠狠地说 “滚蛋” 对吧？ Come on, I wasn't telling you to, like, "fuck off" fuck off, was I? 482 00:23:06,235 --> 00:23:09,115 我的意思是 "闪一边去！" I meant like, "Fuck off!" 483 00:23:10,195 --> 00:23:12,275 好吧 对不起 好吗？我只是手头很紧 OK, I'm sorry, all right? I'm just - I'm skint, 484 00:23:12,315 --> 00:23:15,315 我奶奶存的养老医疗钱也快花光了 而且… and the money my nan saved for her care is running out, and... 485 00:23:15,355 --> 00:23:17,595 说不定我很快就得去做成人直播了 Look, I'm probably gonna have to start wanking on cam soon. 486 00:23:17,635 --> 00:23:19,635 金先生 我的贷款批下来了 Mr King, I've had my loan come through, 487 00:23:19,675 --> 00:23:21,195 所以我们平分账单 so we are splitting the bill - 488 00:23:21,235 --> 00:23:22,875 这不会让你失去男子气概 and that doesn't emasculate you, 489 00:23:22,915 --> 00:23:26,075 只是意味着我们是一对平等的伴侣 明白吗？ it just means we are an equal couple, OK? 490 00:23:26,115 --> 00:23:27,835 好 OK. 491 00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:29,355 你就像个孩子！ You're like a child! 492 00:23:34,995 --> 00:23:36,955 好吧 我有一些坏消息 OK, I do have some bad news. 493 00:23:36,995 --> 00:23:38,555 说吧 -我快30岁了 Hit me. I'm nearly 30, 494 00:23:38,595 --> 00:23:40,835 我消化不良 撑得都没精力做爱了 I've got indigestion, and I'm too full to have sex. 495 00:23:40,875 --> 00:23:42,115 哦 谢天谢地 我也是 Oh, thank God. Same. 496 00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:43,795 不过好消息是 But, good news - 497 00:23:43,835 --> 00:23:45,915 我们可以在我的新笔记本电脑上看电影 we can watch a film on my new...laptop. 498 00:23:45,955 --> 00:23:47,955 -什么? -Jules送了我一台免费的MacBook What?! Yeah, Jules gave me a free MacBook. 499 00:23:47,995 --> 00:23:49,115 她说有一台闲置的 She said there was one going spare 500 00:23:49,155 --> 00:23:50,795 因为有个阅读障碍的学生去加入ISIS了 所以… cos one of the dyslexic students left for Isis, so... 501 00:23:50,835 --> 00:23:52,235 哦 天哪！ Oh, for goodness' sake! 502 00:23:52,275 --> 00:23:54,075 要是我们能好好支持那些有阅读障碍的孩子 If we just properly supported the dyslexic kids, 503 00:23:54,115 --> 00:23:55,465 说不定他们就不会觉得 maybe they wouldn't feel the need 504 00:23:55,465 --> 00:23:57,795 非得去加入恐怖组织了 to have to join a terrorist organisation. 505 00:23:57,835 --> 00:23:59,315 我爱你 I love you. 506 00:24:00,395 --> 00:24:01,835 你爱我？ You love me? 507 00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:04,555 什么? What? 508 00:24:06,115 --> 00:24:07,595 你爱我吗 伙计？ You love me, mate? 509 00:24:07,635 --> 00:24:08,955 滚蛋 Fuck off.