1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,115 原创译制：微博@面包周末看剧 2 00:00:05,115 --> 00:00:09,760 Shannon要生了 我们得去医院！我要我的奶奶！我很抱歉 Shannon's in labour. We gotta go hospital! I want my nan! I'm sorry. 3 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:12,520 我爱你 Bingo奶奶 I love you, Nanny Bingo. 4 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:15,960 你好 你好 哦 你好 你好 Hello, hello. Oh, hello, hello. 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,920 我把我奶奶送进了养老院 这是个艰难的选择 I put my nan into a care home, which is hard. 6 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:19,760 这很难过 是啊 但是… It's sad, innit, yeah, but... 7 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:21,840 你他爹的良心过得去吗？ How are you going to fucking live with yourself? 8 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:23,040 晚安 Laurie N'night, Laurie. 9 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:25,280 你值得拥有幸福和被爱 You deserve to be happy and loved. 10 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:27,480 哇哇哇 Russell 干杯 Aww, Russell. Cheers. 11 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:29,560 你知道全日制时装毕业生的归宿吗？ Do you know what happens to full-time fashion graduates? 12 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:32,040 好妈妈 老妈和老爸 马特兰 三者是母婴品牌/儿童用品零售商/家居服饰零售商 Mothercare. Mamas and Papas. Matalan. 13 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:36,800 我该怎么做？ What do I do? 14 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:38,280 不,不 就这样 结束了 Don't, don't. It's done. 15 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:40,440 我会永远站你这边 Danny King I will always choose you, Danny King. 16 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:43,000 我也会永远站你这边 多愁善感的小女孩 I'll always choose you, Soppy Girl. 17 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:44,440 嗯哼 咸的 Mmm, salty. 18 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:48,520 2015年夏天 The summer of 2015. 19 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:51,960 英国脱欧前、新冠前、空气炸锅流行前 Pre-Brexit, pre-Covid, pre-air fryers. 20 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,920 那是一段更单纯快乐的时光 It was a happier, simpler time. 21 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:57,200 还有 在我21岁生日那天 我们把手机收起来 And, for my 21st birthday, we put away our phones, 22 00:00:57,240 --> 00:01:02,280 关掉Grindr通知 沉浸在大自然中 muted our Grindr notifications and immersed ourselves in nature. 23 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:04,200 天哪 看 -是一坨屎 God, look - it's a turd. 24 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:05,760 在漂浮着 There's a floater 25 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:08,960 哦 不 等等 只是一个纽西布朗啤酒瓶 Oh, no, wait. That's just a Newcy Brown Ale bottle. 26 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,680 你和Corinne怎么样了？ So how's things going with Corinne? 27 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,400 很棒 我很享受 Yeah, I'm loving it. 28 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,000 我想 我们已经建立起真实 就是真正的 You know, I think we've got this real, like, genuine, 29 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:17,640 信任和亲密感 你懂吗？ like, trusting intimacy, you know? 30 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:20,120 尺寸大吗？呃 Is it big? Ugh. 31 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:23,480 不能只用大不大形容，就是... It's-it's not BIG big, as such, but... 32 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:27,800 就是刚刚好 很舒服 特别适合我 ..you know, it's really nice and it's just...it's right for me. 33 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:29,560 不过 其实压力挺大的 I mean, look, it is a lot of pressure. 34 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,360 你知道 我好久没这么认真的恋爱 You know, I've not been in a relationship like this 35 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,120 但我尊重她 in a while but, you know, I respect her. 36 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,440 他屁股超赞 嗯哼 He has the most incredible arse. Mm. 37 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:37,360 不知道他愿不愿让我拍拍他 Like, I don't know if he'd ever let me peg him, 38 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:39,840 但光是想想就兴奋 but the thought casts adrift my mind. 39 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:42,360 其实我内心很害怕 I suppose I'm secretly terrified 40 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:45,080 但我想这就是坠入爱河的感觉 爱上一个人的样子 but I guess that's what falling in love with someone's like. 41 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,960 但恋爱就是要走出舒适区 You know, you've just got to get out your comfort zone. 42 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,400 我们试过尿尿玩法 We tried piss play. 43 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:49,800 什么？！你喜欢吗？ What?! Did you like it? 44 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:51,520 老实说 我给它勉强打两星 I'd give it two stars, to be honest. 45 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:53,440 清理有点麻烦 Yeah, the clean-up was a bit of a faff. 46 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,160 你呢 小Jack？感情生活如何？ What about you, Jacky boy? How's your love life? 47 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,560 还在和Oscar聊天吗？ You still chatting up that Oscar lad? 48 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,400 他正在和一个内裤模特乱搞 He's fucking an underwear model. Oh, 49 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:02,240 那家伙尺寸惊人 我比不过人家 The lad's got a massive bulge. I just can't compete with that. 50 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,360 我怎么跟你说的 What have I told you? 51 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,400 关键不是下面的那玩意儿 It's not about the bulge on the outside. 52 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:10,240 内在的东西才重要 It's the bulge on the inside that counts. 53 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,440 我也不知道我在说什么 I don't know what I mean by that. 54 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:16,440 我都21岁了 I just feel like I'm 21, 55 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:18,960 我还没有失去后庭的童贞 I still haven't lost my penetrative virginity, 56 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,480 这就好比 我都有非接触式借记卡了 and it's like, how do I have a contactless debit card 57 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:23,400 却还没被人肛过？ and I still haven't been bummed? 58 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,120 哦 该死 Danny！ Oh, fuck's sake, Danny!Whoa! 59 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:31,280 快捡起来！ 好了 好了 拿起了 Get it out! All right, all right. Now. 60 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:33,320 呃! 老天 里面几乎什么都没有 Urgh. Jesus. There's barely anything in it. 61 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,240 不 里面有 Danny Yes, there is, Danny. 62 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,640 看在老天的份上 不是所有的事都得开个狗屁玩笑 For fuck's sake. Not-not everything has to be laddy fucking banter, 63 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:42,200 好吧好吧 冷静点 这是个意外 all right? All right, chill out. It was an accident. 64 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:43,240 没必要这么… No need to be a... 65 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,800 呼叫者：膝盖上的混蛋！23号 BINGO CALLER: Prick on my knee! 23. 66 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,120 你还好吗 奶奶？ How ya doin', Nan? 67 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,200 闭嘴 我挺好的 闭嘴 抱歉 Shut up. I'm doing well. Shut up. Soz. 68 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:53,600 一个拄着拐杖的胖老太太 81号 One fat lady with a walking stick. 81. 69 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:56,000 我真希望他们别再用数字8来羞辱胖子了 I do wish they wouldn't fat shame the number eight. 70 00:02:56,040 --> 00:03:00,840 我老婆是我们生活中的一颗毒瘤 65号 My wife's a cancer on all our lives. 65. 71 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,600 数字65号 That's number 65. 72 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,480 你有个二级状况 Shan You've a Code Two, Shan. 73 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:12,400 哦 我的天哪 二级状况 没错 Oh, my God. Code Two alert. Yep. 74 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:14,520 拇指扭一扭 51号 Tweak of the thumb, 51. 75 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,960 红色狂野 64号 Red raw, 64. 76 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:20,000 双膝跪下 43号 Down on your knees, 43. 77 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:23,200 奶奶来劲时期 数字60号 Granny's getting frisky, it's number 60! 78 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:31,600 去他的宾果！！！！！！！ FUCKING BINGOOOOOOOOOOOO! 79 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:41,560 老妈为我举办了一个21岁生日自助餐派对 Mum threw me a 21st B-day buffet 80 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:45,000 结果被我的表姐Shannon…抢走了一切风头 which got upstaged by my cousin, Shannon, winning.... 81 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,520 她中奖了 17000镑！ �17,000! 82 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,960 我知道 -这可是能改变人生的一笔钱啊 I know - it's a life-changing amount of money. 83 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000 还算不上这么多 That's not that much. 84 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,360 你暗地里是个保守党成员 我讨厌这一点 You're secretly a Tory and I hate it. 85 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,120 所以我打算用其中一部分钱 来成立 So I'm going to spend some of it on setting up 86 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:56,920 ShanAndNan 欢乐派对策划有限责任公司 ShanAndNan-nigans Party Planners LTD Incorporated 87 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:01,920 然后来一场全包的希腊之旅 and then an all-incluse holibobs-your-uncle to Greece. 88 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:03,400 你们都被邀请了！ And you're all invited! 89 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:04,520 什么？好呀！ What? Yes! 90 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:06,480 不是你们所有人都被邀请了 你们几个不行 You're not ALL invited. You lot, no. 91 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,880 把钱投资吧 Shan Just invest it, Shan. 92 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:12,600 投资什么？石油和天然气吗？ Nan 拜托 世界都乱成一团了 What in? oil and gas? Nan, please, the world's on fire. 93 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,120 你没听说过 气候变化吗 Have you not heard of climate change? 94 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:17,680 不 相反 我们都飞去希腊玩 No, instead, we are all flying to Greece. 95 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:19,040 Nan说得对 Shan Nan's right, Shan. 96 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:21,680 嗯 Nan不会去的 对吧？ 因为她自从Jack让她看了 Well, Nan isn't coming, is she? Because she doesn't fly 97 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,120 那部关于9·11的纪录片后 就再也不坐飞机了 ever since Jack made her watch that 9/11 documentary. 98 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:25,160 对不起 Nan Sorry, Nan. 99 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:28,200 我只是真的想深入了解 我已故父亲的文化 I just really want to connect with my late father's culture. 100 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,880 你知道的，我只是想庆祝 我其实是希腊人的这个事实 You know, I just want to celebrate the fact that I'm actually Greek. 101 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,360 你根本算不上希腊人 You're barely Greek. 102 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,480 你不是唯一一个爸爸死了的人 Jack 拜托好吗？ You're not the only one with a dead dad, Jack, all right? 103 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:37,400 我也有一个去世的父亲 我只是 没每天挂在嘴边而已 I have a dead dad, too - I just don't go on about it every day. 104 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,640 我为我刚才说的话道歉 I'm sorry about saying that, 105 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,360 但是在Faliraki有很多同性恋酒吧 but there's loads of gay bars in Faliraki - 106 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,880 你会爱上它的 you're going to love it. 107 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:49,320 现在 作为道歉 你可以带一个朋友一起去 Now, as an apology, you can bring one pal. 108 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,800 Yemi 我需要一个靠谱搭档 Yemi. I need a wingman. 109 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:54,960 行 我就去沙滩上坐着读读书 Fine. I'll come to sit on the beach and read. 110 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,800 你会喜欢那些毛茸茸的希腊男人的 Jack You'll love the hairy Greek guys, Jack. 111 00:04:56,840 --> 00:05:00,240 你牙里可能会塞着毛好几天，但…那儿的熊回味无穷 You're pulling pubes out your teeth for days, but...the meat? 112 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:01,800 那你最喜欢哪种度假方式呢？ What's your favourite type of hols, then? 113 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:04,480 嗯 我喜欢在高地野外露营 Well, I love wild camping in the Highlands. 114 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:07,920 对 就暴露在户外 直面自然环境的挑战 Yeah, just exposed, against the elements, 115 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,560 就像重新与大自然建立联系 你呢？ and, like, reconnecting with nature. You? 116 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:12,880 阿依纳帕可好玩了 阿依纳帕：塞浦路斯的最美海滩 Ayia Napa is sick. 117 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,200 嘿 Corranny…呃 请不要那样叫我们 Hey, Corranny... Urgh, please don't call us that. 118 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:16,560 我喜欢这个叫法 行吧 I like it. OK. 119 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,840 嗯 非常欢迎你们加入 Well, you're v-v welcome to join. 120 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:21,920 哇哇哇 真的吗? 嗯…但我只能报销机场接送的费用 Aww. Really? But, um... I can only cover airport transfers. 121 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:23,960 哦当然 没事 其实我自己有些积蓄 Yeah, of course. Like, I've actually got some savings 122 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,640 我很想带我老婆去度假 and I'd love to take the missus on holiday. 123 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,040 噢 请别叫我 “老婆” Oh, please don't call me "the missus". 124 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,520 虽然我得在经济上依赖你 Although I am financially dependent on you 125 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,520 直到助学贷款下来之前 -噢真的吗 until my Student Loan comes in. Are you? 126 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:32,640 我以为如果你是苏格兰人 上大学都是可以免费的呢 I thought all uni was all free if you're from Scotland? 127 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:33,920 只有在苏格兰本地读书才免费 Only if you study in Scotland. 128 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,320 好吧 那你可真傻 不是吗？ LAUGHING: Right, well, you're a silly cow, then, aren't you? 129 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:39,160 哦 你们这帮人笑死我了 背上那么多债务 Oh, you lot crack me up, getting into all that debt. 130 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:41,680 你不是每天都在还你的Wonga贷款吗？ Wonga：伦敦一家24小时营业小额贷款平台 You're still paying your Wonga payday loans, aren't you? 131 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:41,720 你不是每天都在还你的Wonga贷款吗？ You're still paying your Wonga payday loans, aren't you? 132 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,520 我跟你说过 别再提Wonga了吧？ What have I told you about mentioning Wonga? 133 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,560 你非要破坏你的生日让我难堪 是不是？ You just have to ruin your birthday for me, don't you? 134 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:51,200 MUSIC: Don't Mug Yourself by The Streets 135 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:53,080 #新的一天 又是宿醉后的清晨 # A new day, another morning after 136 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:56,480 #靠在椅子上 在一家油腻的自助餐厅 # Leanin' back on my chair in a greasy spoon cafeteria 137 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:59,760 #昨晚尽情狂欢 喝了不少啤酒 # Last night was some beer-lairy-ness done our way 138 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:01,680 #但转眼 我们又回到了 光天化日之下 # But again, we're back in the light of day... # 139 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:03,840 哦,不 哦,不! Oh, no. Oh, no! 140 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:07,120 我…大伙们…大伙们 我被这东西卡住了 I'm... Guys... Guys, I'm stuck in the thing. 141 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:08,640 -哎哟 Danny -哦 不好意思 Ow, Danny. Oh, sorry. 142 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:11,160 这行李箱为什么这么大啊？ 我们就住四晚而已 Why is the suitcase so big? We're here four nights. 143 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,920 你到时候就知道了 行了 和他们先进去吧 我一会儿就来 You'll find out, all right? Just go in with them. I won't be a sec. 144 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,400 不 我不喜欢它 我不喜欢这里！ No, I don't like it. I don't like it in here! 145 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:17,920 快点 Jack 帮帮我 Right, Jack, help me. 146 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,240 Corinne！别推…… Corinne! Stop push... 147 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,840 #你需要控制在自己 杰克 把你的手机放回去 # You need to hold it down, Jack, put your phone back 148 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:25,400 # 别再发呆了 吃点零食 就这么着 # Quit starin' into space and eat your snack, that's that 149 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:28,320 #你若不纠缠 她会更喜欢你 # She'll want you much more for not hangin' on 150 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:30,640 #要是我错了就叫停我 要是我错了就叫停我…… #Stop me if I'm wrong, stop me if I'm wrong... 151 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,160 你真是太 太慷慨了 Shan This is all so, so generous of you, Shan. 152 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:35,200 我知道 Yeah. 153 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:39,080 这是我们的度假时光 宝贝咕咕 It's our holiday. BABY COOS 154 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,920 呃 你在干嘛 Rolf Harris？ Er, excuse me, Rolf Harris? 155 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:45,600 对不起 对不起 我以为… Sorry, sorry. I thought... 156 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:50,080 难道我们不一起睡那张家庭大床吗 Are we not all staying in a big family bed? 157 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:53,080 哦 我的天哪 Tariq 我们甚至还没有第一次约会 Oh, my God, Tariq. We haven't even had a first date. 158 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,640 我们在我的厢式货车里一起吃了烤肉串啊？ We had a kebab in my van?. 159 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:57,760 不 那是一次在法律建议下的 非正式会面 No, that was a legally advised informal meeting 160 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,120 目的是讨论我们共同抚养孩子的条款 to discuss the terms of our co-parenting. 161 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,840 对不起 我只是… 我只是假设我们… Sorry, I just... I just presumed that we... 162 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,320 好吧 永远不要假设 Right, well, never presume. 163 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,440 它只会让你和我出丑 It makes an ass out of you and me. 164 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:11,560 对不起 Jack 我会把婴儿监控器放在我床边的 Sorry, Jack. I'll have the baby monitor next to my bed, 165 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:14,600 我确实患有严重的睡眠呼吸暂停症 and I do suffer with severe sleep apnoea. 166 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:16,240 希望你能理解 Hope that's OK. 167 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:25,845 Russell的信息： 你平安到达就好， 我刚刚清理完Mel&Sue 拉在地板上的排泄物哈哈 168 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:30,800 噢… Aww... 169 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:37,440 Gahimiri小姐吗? Miss Gahimiri? 170 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,720 呼! #哒哒！ Huh! # Ta-da! # 171 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,520 我希望这是个玩笑 I hope this is a joke. 172 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:46,920 不是 No. 173 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:51,240 我记得 你之前说过你有多喜欢…野外露营之类的… I mean, you said how much you love, you know, wild camping and... 174 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:52,840 而且酒店花销有点贵得离谱 I mean, the hotel was a bit on the spenny side, 175 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:56,280 所以我就在想 为什么不把你最喜欢的度假方式… so I thought, you know, why not fuse your favourite holiday... 176 00:07:57,480 --> 00:08:00,440 和希腊户外度假的乐趣结合起来呢？ ..with the delights of outdoor Greece? 177 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,400 现在气温有36度呢 Danny It is 36 degrees, Danny. 178 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:07,600 嗯嗯 确实很热 FLIES BUZZ Yeah, it's hot. 179 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:09,200 热得要命 It's boiling. 180 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,480 里面会凉快些 It'll be cooler in there. 181 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:12,560 啊… Ah... 182 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:15,120 我的天啊 我要融化了 哦 这很糟糕 糟糕到极点了 Oh, my God, I'm melting. Oh, it is, it's bad. It is bad. It's awful. 183 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:16,920 你觉得你还能和我做爱吗 Do you think you're going to be able to have sex with me? 184 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,760 -我之前喝了好多水 -我可不想你满身汗水压在我身上 I drank a lot of water before. I don't want that on top of me. 185 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,280 我们不允许用酒店的淋浴 但是呢… We're not allowed to use the hotel shower. But... 186 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:21,480 那我们该去哪儿洗澡呢？ So where are we supposed to wash? 187 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,160 如果你敢说 “大海”这种鬼话 Danny And if you fucking say, "The sea," Danny, 188 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:25,680 我…真的 我对天发誓我会... I... Honest, I swear to god... 189 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:27,560 你真觉得我们会去海里洗澡吗？！ Is that honestly where you thought we were gonna wash?! 190 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,560 我当然要说去海里洗啦！ 不然我还能说啥？ Obviously I was gonna say the sea! What else was I gonna say? 191 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,120 你又看不上那脖扇… You turned your nose up at the neck fan... 192 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,720 -离我远点 -而且我们连… 只是… Get that away from me. ..and we've not even... Just... 193 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,040 真是个傻瓜 What a plonker. 194 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:53,960 你和我住吧 You are staying with me. 195 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:59,040 我们去阳台上抽根烟怎么样？嗯？ Shall we have a spliff on the balcony? Mm? 196 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,680 我在随身行李里偷偷带了些大麻 I smuggled in some hash in my carry-on. 197 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:03,640 嗯好 来一根 真的吗？ Yes, please. Yes? 198 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:10,360 呜！ 太棒了 Ooooh! Yeah. 199 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:13,160 哦!谢谢你 Oh! Thank you. 200 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:14,840 Shannon…怎么了? Shannon... Yeah? 201 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:17,600 是什么促使你成立了自己的派对策划公司？ ..what drove you to set up your own party-planning company? 202 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,440 哎呀 Yemi 嗯 Aww, Yemi. Um... 203 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:22,520 我喜欢聚会 我喜欢策划 I love a party, I love a plan, 204 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:26,200 而且我喜欢为自己工作 不过最终的主要目标 and I love working for me, although ultimately the main goal 205 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,240 是成为苏格勋爵的下一位学徒 所以… Lord Sugar：英国富商 is to be Lord Sugar's next Apprentice, so... 206 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:28,400 是成为苏格勋爵的下一位学徒 所以… is to be Lord Sugar's next Apprentice, so... 207 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:31,160 所以 Yemi 你在考虑自己创业吗？ So, Yemi, you thinking of starting your own business, then? 208 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:34,720 是的 我的梦想 是打造一个有前瞻性的 Yep. My dream is my own forward-thinking, 209 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:37,120 挑战传统的女性服装品牌 convention-challenging womenswear brand. 210 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,840 哇哦! Wow! 211 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:40,560 你喜欢我这件邦马奇长袖连衣裙吗？ Do you like my Bonmarche kaftan? 212 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,480 我觉得它挺挑战传统呢 Cos I think that's pretty convention challenging? 213 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:44,440 嗯它 嗯…还挺不错 Yeah, it's, um... Yeah. 214 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,520 总有一天我要设计一款长袖连衣裙 你来当模特 Yeah, I'll a design kaftan one day - you can model. 215 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:50,400 你听到了吗 Pegs 哦 我的天哪！ Did you hear that, Pegs? Yeah! Oh, my God! 216 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:51,560 Tariq 你听到了吗？ Tariq, did you hear that? 217 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:52,840 听到了 太厉害了 OVER MONITOR: Yeah. It's amazing. 218 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,000 Jack 你听到了吗？ Did you hear that, Jack? 219 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:58,080 听到了 我们都特么的听到了！我们不是就坐在一起吗！ Yes, we all fucking heard it! We're all literally sat together! 220 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,160 行吧 OK. 221 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,320 你们房间有什么情况？ What's the story in Balamory? 222 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:08,840 哦 我不知道 也许和四个男人共用一个房间 Oh, I don't know, maybe sharing a room with four men, 223 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:11,040 其中一个打鼾的声音 就像喘不上气一样 one of whom snores like he cannot breathe. 224 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:13,120 对不起 我在等 TARIQ: Sorry. I am waiting for 225 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:13,160 NHS:英国国民医疗服务体系 226 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:15,520 NHS走程序 动手术来拓宽我的左鼻孔 NHS:英国国民医疗服务体系 an NHS procedure to widen my left nostril. 227 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:18,720 哦!丹尼尔·克雷格在12点钟方向 Ooh! Daniel Craig at 12 o'clock. 228 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:25,480 Danny的中间名是克雷格吗？ Is Danny' middle name Craig? 229 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,120 哦 我的天哪 Oh, my God. 230 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:33,240 哇 她真的好美 Wow. What a woman. 231 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:35,960 她就像家乐氏特别系列广告里走出来的人！ She's like something out of a Special K advert! 232 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:53,640 她和那些家伙待在一起好几个小时了 She's been with those lads for hours. 233 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:55,680 是的 注意到了 Yes, noted. 234 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,520 嗯哼 我想我们今晚应该一起去同性恋酒吧 Do you know what? I reckon we should all go to a gay bar tonight. 235 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,040 你懂的 或者去 You know? Or just... 236 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,560 希腊人少点的任何地方 ..anywhere where there's less Greek fellas 237 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:06,920 很明显地可以看出 那些希腊人想跟我女朋友上床 who clearly want to just shag my girlfriend. 238 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:07,960 Jack Jack? 239 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:11,440 Jack Jack! 240 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:13,560 哦 我的老天！ Oh, my Christ! 241 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:18,720 你那二级烧伤的样子 Your second-degree burns aren't going down well 242 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:20,600 在Faliraki同志社区可不受待见 with the Faliraki gay community. 243 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:22,880 Faliraki同志社区 太棒了 The Faliraki gay community are amazing. 244 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:25,400 我刚刚遇到了一个变装皇后 她叫Sue Vacki I've just met a drag queen called Sue Vlacki. 245 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:26,720 大家一直给我买酒喝 Everyone keeps buying me drinks. 246 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:28,560 是啊 因为他们认为你是同性恋 Yeah, cos they think you're gay. 247 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,800 拜托 我对自己的性取向很有自信 Duh. I'm secure enough in my sexuality 248 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:32,720 才不会担心别人觉得我是同性恋 not to worry if people think I'm gay. 249 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:35,160 Jack 我也没办法啊 我成了希腊基佬们 And I can't help it, Jack, if I'm the masculine Adonis 250 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,520 梦中的阳刚美男子 of Greek gay boys' dreams. 251 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:41,440 或许我应该给一个男人买杯酒！ 就这么办 Maybe I should buy a guy a drink! That's it. 252 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:44,560 老实说 Jack 我认为这可能是你唯一的方法了 To be honest, Jack, I think that may be your only tactic. 253 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:48,000 这里每个男人都很明显地是猛攻找猛攻 而你呢？ Every guy here is very much giving masc looking for masc, and you? 254 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,120 你看起来像只虾米 You look like a prawn. 255 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:55,255 Russell： 真希望我能亲眼 看到你的晒黑线 256 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,840 好了 Peg 浴室是你的了 TAP STOPS Right, Peg, bathroom's all yours. 257 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:02,200 哦 你看起来美极了 像年轻的Neneh Cherry Oh, you look gorgeous. Like a young Neneh Cherry. 258 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:05,600 我不知道那是谁 我打赌她肯定辣妹一枚 I don't know who that is, but I bet she's as fit as fuck. 259 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,440 我不会回来太晚的 THEY LAUGH I won't be back late. 260 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,080 你想多晚就多晚 Be as late as you like. 261 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,680 Corinne在哪儿? Where's Corinne? 262 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,040 女同性恋们一直请她喝烈酒 The lesbians keep buying her shots. 263 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,760 哦…她在那儿 Oh...there she is. 264 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:29,520 嗯 你没事吧？ Hmm. You all right? 265 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:32,120 你怎么不去和那些希腊小伙子聊聊天呢？ Why aren't you chatting up any Greek lads? 266 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,440 我一次都没见你打开过Grindr I ain't seen you on Grindr once. 267 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:37,000 因为我在希腊 Danny 不是因为我不想 而是因为这里 Because I am here in Greece, Danny, not for her but for here. 268 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:40,720 在这种假期里 Danny 我总是被那些男同志当成某种特殊癖好的对象 And on holidays like these, Danny, I am so often fetishised by gay men 269 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,240 我不会再让这种事情发生在自己身上了 that I will no longer allow that for myself. 270 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,400 看看周围 Look around. 271 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:47,680 这地方白种人的比例比圣诞节那天在M25高速公路外还高 M25:伦敦环形高速公路 This place is whiter than being outside the M25 on Christmas Day. 272 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,400 你没事吧？ Now, are you OK? 273 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:52,920 嗯嗯 Yeah. 274 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,600 嗯 嗯 我们… Yeah, yeah. We're... 275 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,240 互相非常信任...所以 ..very secure, so... 276 00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:00,520 Corinne! Corinne! Corinne! Corinne! THEY CHANT: Corinne! Corinne! Corinne! Corinne! 277 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,360 这阵仗可真大 我只是… That's massive. I'm just... 278 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,160 呃... Ugh... 279 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,720 你知道Tariq 昨天居然想吻我吗？ Do you know Tariq tried to kiss me yesterday? 280 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:11,240 就好像，“拜托 我们又不是在演《Hollyoaks Later》什么的” Hollyoaks Later：一部长寿英国肥皂剧 It's like, "OK, we're not on Hollyoaks Later or something." 281 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:12,800 但是你喜欢他 不是吗？ But you like him, don't you? 282 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:15,840 什么？不 怎么会这么想？你从哪儿得来的这种想法？ What? No. What? Where have you got that from? 283 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,520 你们俩有个孩子呢 You had a baby together. 284 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,120 哦 这样啊 好吧！ Oh, right, OK! 285 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:20,680 怎么 就因为我和某个人有个孩子 What, cos I have a baby with someone, 286 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:23,840 就意味着我就得任人摆布了 是吧？这都2015年了 Peg it means I'm just giving it away, does it? It's 2015, Peggy. 287 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:23,880 Caitlin Moran：英国当代最犀利的女作家之一 288 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:26,800 我觉得你得马上读点凯特琳·莫兰的书 Caitlin Moran：英国当代最犀利的女作家之一 I think you need to read some Caitlin Moran - immediately. 289 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:30,000 唉 我真搞不懂现在的约会 Well, I don't understand this modern dating. 290 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:33,800 Russell看过我裹着浴巾拍的自拍后 就再也没给我发过消息 Russell has seen my towel selfie and he ain't messaged me since. 291 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,320 真的吗? Really? 292 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:36,760 消息已读 却没回复 Blue ticks, no reply. 293 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,880 哦 我的天哪 这是个危险信号 Peg 这是危险信号啊 Oh, my God, that is a red flag, Peggy. That's a flag de rouge. 294 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,320 不 把照片发到脸书上 No. Get it up on Facey-B, 295 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,600 让大家给点个赞 留个言 get the likes coming in, get the comments coming in - 296 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:45,600 让他瞧瞧他错过了什么 we'll show him what he's missing out on. 297 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,320 啊哟 天哪 最近怎么样 兄弟？ All right, geez. How's it hanging, man? 298 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,520 呃…还行 Er...OK. 299 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,080 你…你想喝点东西吗？ Do-do you want a drink? 300 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,960 呃 好呀 老兄 不错 Er, yeah, mate, nice. 301 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:03,840 我就跟大伙一样 给我来一大杯…啤酒就行 I'm just a normal bloke, so just a big...beer would do me. 302 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:06,680 呃… Er... 303 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:10,280 Corinne! 我能和你聊两句吗 Corinne! Can I have a chat? 304 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:11,520 行 Yep. 305 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:17,280 你是故意不想和我待在一起 还是… Are you, like, purposely trying not to spend time with me, or...? 306 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:18,920 我知道我在住宿的事上搞砸了 Like, I know I fucked it with the accommodation, 307 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,080 但我的本意是好的 but, like, I had good intent. 308 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,360 对不起 开个双关语玩笑 Sorry, 'scuse the pun. 309 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:26,280 什么？你一下午都在和三个希腊小伙子蹦蹦跳跳的 What? You jumped around with three Greek fellas all afternoon. 310 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:27,840 希腊小伙子 The Greek fellas? 311 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:30,480 哦对 就是我一直招手让你过来一起玩的那几个 Yep, the ones that I kept gesturing for you to come and join, 312 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,960 就是现在在角落里亲嘴的那几个 who are now all snogging each other in the corner? 313 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,400 没错 Yep. 314 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,880 呃 我是说…是吧 Well, I mean... Yeah. 315 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,920 …你现在很享受那些女孩的关注啊 ..you're enjoying the attention of these girls now. 316 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,120 哦哇 因为我是双性恋 Oh, wow. Just cos I'm bi, 317 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,000 那我就一定想把那些女孩都吃干抹净 是吧？ then surely I must want to eat all these girls out, right? 318 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,800 你刚刚从那女孩手上就那样吞下一个烤肉丸 You just munched through a kofte with that one. 319 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,440 你有时很可笑 丹尼 You're ridiculous sometimes, Danny. 320 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:52,200 如果你因为我没有花足够的时间和你在一起而生气 If you're upset because I haven't been spending enough time with you, 321 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,200 那么是的 实际上 我很抱歉 好吗？ then, yes, actually, for that I'm sorry, OK? 322 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,800 我当时很恼火 想独处一段时间 I was fucked off and I wanted space. 323 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:58,520 但你其他那些抱怨 真的可以见鬼去了 But all your other qualms can truly get to fuck. 324 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:01,960 对不起 我能拿一下我的包吗？ 很高兴认识你们 Sorry, can I just get my bag? Nice to meet you. 325 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,080 Corinne 我… Corinne, I'm... 326 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,120 所以当你还在“冷宫”的时候 So whilst you were in the doghouse, 327 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:10,560 Dmitri贴心地给我点了杯最女生化、最冰爽的饮料 Dmitri here sweetly ordered me the girliest, coldest drink possible. 328 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,640 啊! Argh! 329 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,800 啊 我的皮肤好痛！ FISHBOWL SHATTERS Argh, my skin! 330 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,880 啊…喂！啊 不好意思 Ah... Oi! Ah, I'm sorry. 331 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,880 啊!啊! 好了 好了… Argh! Argh! All right, all right... 332 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,380 好痛！好痛！ It burns! It burns! 333 00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:22,120 好痛！好痛！ 王八蛋 It burns! It burns! 334 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:22,680 王八蛋 335 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:33,040 Russell还是没回复 但我的脸书消息爆炸了 Still no reply from Russell, but my Facey-B is popping off. 336 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,320 哦 多少条评论了？-四条 Oh, how many comments? Four. 337 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,080 去你的 他们都说啥了 Fuck off. What they saying? 338 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:41,560 嗯…“看起来你在偷偷度假呢” Um... "Looks like you're having a cheeky holiday." 339 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,520 “干杯 姑娘 ” "Bottoms up, girl." 340 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:46,560 呃 “很高兴看到你的背影 ” -什么? Er, "Nice to see the back of you." What? 341 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:49,760 酒吧里的Gary评论了 嗯… And Gary from the pub has put up, um... 342 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,600 "屁股不错 Pegs" Ph, "Nice arse, Pegs." 343 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:56,520 哦 我的天哪！我的天啊！ Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 344 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,480 哦 完了 哦 不 Oh, shit. Oh, no. 345 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,800 哦 该死 Peggy! Oh, shit, Peggy! 346 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:03,560 我不知道我屁股露出来了 -噢 I didn't know my arse was out. Oh. 347 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:06,120 而且他还是特么的没回复 And he still hasn't fucking replied. 348 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:09,160 男人都是混蛋！ Men are CUNTS! 349 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,840 来根大麻烟吗 Peggy？ Big old dooby, Peggy? 350 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,880 好啊 Yeah. 351 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:17,200 #男人是混蛋 男人是混蛋 男人是混蛋…# # Men are cunts, men are cunts, men are cunts... # 352 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:20,960 #男人是混蛋 男人是混蛋 男人是混蛋…# BOTH: # Men are cunts, men are cunts, men are cuuu... # 353 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,760 问题是 The thing is, 354 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,920 我知道Danny把你惹生气了 但是… I know Danny messed up with you, but... 355 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,760 他是一个好孩子 ..he's a good boy. 356 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,960 是啊 他就是这样的 一个没有安全感的蠢货 Yeah, he's just such an insecure prat sometimes. 357 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:36,400 你知道吗 我生孩子的时候 真的特别害怕… Do you know, when I was really scared when I was having the baby... 358 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,040 Danny紧紧地握着我的手… ..Danny held my hand so tight... 359 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,440 哦… Oh... 360 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:48,000 就在我开始 用力 用力 再用力的时候 ..and just as I was starting to push and push and push, 361 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:52,040 然后我就开始拉屎了 满产床都是 and I was shitting out turds, like, all over the birthing bed, 362 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:53,640 就像… just like... 363 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:59,320 说实话 那股恶臭 直冲进每个人的鼻孔 And this toxic stench, honestly, hit the back of everyone's nostrils. 364 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:03,320 同时 它就像柏油在填补路面的坑洞 At the same time, it was like tarmac filling up a pothole, 365 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,440 而丹尼… And Danny... 366 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,720 说得我都情绪上来了 但Danny I'm going to get emotional, but Danny... 367 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:12,480 …只是更紧地 握着我的手 ..just fucking held my hand even tighter. 368 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,840 在我看来 And, as far as I'm concerned, 369 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,520 那就是个 真正好男人的标志 that is the sign of a really good bloke. 370 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:26,240 哦 我的天哪 Peggy 你生病了吗？ Oh, my God. Peggy, have you been sick? 371 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,080 呃!… CORINNE: Urgh... 372 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:37,120 哦 我的天 你看起来像迈克尔·杰克逊！ Oh, my God, you look like Michael Jackson! 373 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,280 啊… Ugh... 374 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,960 你知道吗 我把大部分奖金都花在这个假期上了 You know, I spend most of winnings on this holiday 375 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,960 可每个人看起来都一副压力山大的样子！ and everyone just looks bloody stressed! 376 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,080 Peggy昨晚喝得烂醉如泥 Peggy got absolutely rat-arsed last night, 377 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,960 Yemi连早餐 早午餐或午餐都懒得下来吃 Yemi's not even bothered to come down for breakfast, brunch or lunch. 378 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,120 他在睡觉… He's having a kip... 379 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,480 …因为我们其他人谁都没得好觉睡 ..cos none of us could get any sleep. 380 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:59,120 要我说 我曾经历过2004年的海啸 I mean, I survived the 2004 tsunami, 381 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,920 所以我觉得任何假期都比那次强 so I suppose any holiday's better than that. 382 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,240 嘘 Tariq 这不关你的事 Shh, Tariq. This isn't about you. 383 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:06,600 好吧 今晚 我们必须振作起来 Right, OK, tonight, we need to cheer up, 384 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:09,960 去海滩酒吧 拿一些巧克力 go beach bar and take some of this choccy 385 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,080 我昨晚在吸烟区从一个家伙那儿弄来的 that I got off a geezer in the smoking area last night. 386 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:15,440 是那个卖魔菇 留着脏辫的白人吗 Was it a white guy with dreadlocks that was selling magic mushrooms? 387 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,000 无可奉告 No comment. 388 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:25,880 这次旅行我就想和朋友们坐在一起 All I wanted this trip was to sit with friends, 389 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:29,600 喝瓶芬达柠檬汽水 吃点美味的橄榄 have a Fanta Limon, some nice olives, 390 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:33,040 然后尽情放纵 但现在这只是一场灾难 and just get fucked up the arse. But it's just been a disaster. 391 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:36,320 老实说 我觉得你本来也没打算这么做 Honestly, I don't think you were going to do it anyway. 392 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,800 你的第一次应该是和你信任的人在一起 Your first time should be with someone you trust. 393 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,000 如果你在问我 那我的答案是不行 If you're at all asking me, then no. 394 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,920 对 我知道 我没问你 Yeah, no, I wasn't asking you. 395 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:48,400 我是说 这或许是个好主意 但是… I mean, it maybe would've been a good idea, but... 396 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,840 可惜 我来这儿只是为了看书 所以… ..alas, I am solely here to read, so... 397 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:51,880 当然 Of course. 398 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:57,480 但是 呃 也许你和我 这个想法有在我脑海中闪过… But, er, maaaaybe the thought of you and me had crossed my mind... 399 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:02,040 但我们只是朋友 我们不能那样做 ..but we're just friends. Yeah, we couldn't do that. 400 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,240 是的 不 我们不能 Yeah, no, we couldn't. 401 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,040 我们不能那样做 We couldn't do that. 402 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,280 不 我们不能那样做 No, we couldn't do that. 403 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,120 我们不能那样做 我们不能…这样做 We couldn't do that. We couldn't...do that. 404 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,040 而且我们真的不能这么做 And we actually can't do that 405 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:18,760 因为Tariq整晚都和Lauren在我们的房间里 所以… because Tariq's in our room with Lauren all night, so... 406 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,680 噢 Danny Oh, Danny! 407 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,440 Corinne 我真的 真的很抱歉 好吗？ Corinne. I'm really, really sorry, right? 408 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:36,960 我昨晚真是个混蛋 I was a royal prick last night. 409 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:41,800 我当时就是心烦意乱 还疑神疑鬼的 我很...对不起 And I was just, like, put out and paranoid and I just... I'm sorry. 410 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,400 给你 For you. 411 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,360 谢谢你 Thank you. 412 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:48,120 我很抱歉 冷落了你 And I'm sorry for cold-shouldering you. 413 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,160 没关系 It's all right. 414 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,440 你还记得这个舞步吗？ -舞步？-是的 Do you remember the routine? The routine? Yeah. 415 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:58,880 我当然记得那个舞步 这舞步还是我发明的呢 没错 Of course I remember the routine. I invented the routine. Yeah. 416 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,080 你准备好了吗? 五 六 七 八 向右转 You ready? five, six, seven, eight, to the right. 417 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,840 #在夜晚 我想起了你……# # At night, I think of you... # 418 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,120 手势交换 And across. 419 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:11,120 #我想成为你的女人 也许 # I wanna be your lady, maybe 420 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,720 #如果你有空 就给我打电话 宝贝…# # If your game is on, give me a call, boo... # 421 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,840 Jack Jack Jack 你为什么总是 Jack, Jack, Jack, why are you always trying to have sex 422 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,600 想在残疾人厕所里做爱 in a disabled toilet facility? 423 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,760 嗯 我爸爸去世后 Er, well, after my dad died, 424 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,960 当我在学校想哭的时候 when I wanted to have a cry at school, 425 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,480 我总会去残疾人厕所 I used to go in the disabled loos, 426 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,600 因为它更宽敞 你懂的吧 just because it's more spacious, you know? 427 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,160 我可以把我的外套挂在上面 I could put my blazer up there, 428 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,040 我可以把笔记本电脑放在这里 I could put my laptop here 429 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:38,960 然后在厕所里看《洛林秀》 and watch Lorraine whilst on the loo. 430 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,640 行了 不行 Jack Right. No, Jack. 431 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,120 作为朋友 如果我们要有一段相互信任、亲密的交流 If we're going to have a trusting intimate encounter as friends, 432 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,440 那我们需要有一点点自尊 then we do need some modicum of self-respect. 433 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,280 哦 我知道了！ Ooh, I know! 434 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,320 #我跟随你 # I follow you 435 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,560 #我 我跟随 # I, I follow 436 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:57,560 #我跟随你 黑暗厄运 亲爱的 # I follow you, dark doom, honey 437 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,040 #我跟随你 # I follow you 438 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,440 #我 我跟随 # I, I follow 439 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:05,320 #我跟随你 深海 宝贝 # I follow you, deep sea, baby 440 00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:06,840 #我跟随你 # I follow you 441 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,320 #我 我跟随 # I, I follow 442 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:13,080 #我跟随你 黑暗厄运 亲爱的 # I follow you, dark doom, honey 443 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,480 #我跟随你…# # I follow you... # 444 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,920 我想我确实喜欢Tariq I think I do like Tariq. 445 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,400 但这让我害怕 But it just scares me. 446 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:22,840 因为 要是有一天我把他惹恼了 然后他就离开我了怎么办？ Cos, like, what if I fuck him off one day then he just leaves? 447 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:26,040 就像 每个人都会离开我 - 我爸爸 我妈妈 Like, everyone leaves me - my dad, my mum, 448 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,240 姜汁辣妹 （辣妹合唱团成员） Ginger Spice. 449 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,480 听着 Shan 试试看吧 和Tariq一起 Look, Shan, just go for it with Tariq. 450 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,680 只需要慢慢来 Only take it slow. 451 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,120 我要去找他 I'm going to find him. 452 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,440 我现在就去找他 Now. I'm going to go find him now. 453 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,960 哦 不 我不是那个意思… -决定了 Oh, no, I didn't mean... Yep. Oh. 454 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:47,115 Russell: Pegs 我很抱歉 我把手机 落在咖啡厅的厕所了 现在才找回来 希望你度假玩的开心 455 00:21:47,115 --> 00:21:49,465 还有 屁股很辣 456 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:53,520 啊！ Ack! 457 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:02,920 所以 我就是在这里 终于失去了我的童贞 And so this was where I finally lost my bumming virginity, 458 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,600 和我最好的朋友之一 在希腊悬崖的边上 with one of my best mates, on the edge of a Greek cliff, 459 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,520 就像乔治·迈克尔可能会希望的那样 like George Michael would've wanted. 460 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,680 我说我真的很享受那过程 会不会很奇怪？ Is it weird if I say I really enjoyed that? 461 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:13,840 我希望如此！我也是 I would hope so! I did, too. 462 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,720 但发生这种事是不是很疯狂？ But is it mad that happened? 463 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,560 不 其实还好 No, not really. 464 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,960 我们第一次见面那晚就该上床了 We would've had sex the first night we met 465 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,080 要不是你扯掉了 我的鼻中隔穿孔钉 if you hadn't ripped out my septum piercing. 466 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,920 然后我就这样认识了你 Jack And then I got to know you, Jack, 467 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,640 而且我…我当时真的不想和你上床 and I...I really didn't want to have sex with you, 468 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,920 因为你显然是个新手 -你说的是 because you were clearly a novice. Right. 469 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,440 但是现在… But now... 470 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:33,560 我觉得你准备好了 这很好 ..I think you're ready, and that was nice. 471 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,960 但是你认为我们应该那样做吗？ But do you think we should have done that? 472 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,800 我们不是Danny和Corinne We're not Danny and Corinne. 473 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:41,240 听着 我们以后绝对不会再这样做了 Look, we are never going to do that again, 474 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,680 但我不后悔 but I don't regret it, 475 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:46,440 事实上 你比我想象的要好得多 and, actually, you were a lot better than I thought you'd be. 476 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:47,880 哦 谢谢你 Yemi Aw, thank you, Yemi. 477 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:52,080 不过 我得给你写些下次的注意事项 However, I will have to write you down some pointers for next time. 478 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:55,480 注意事项一 ：别叫任何人“爸爸” Pointer one - do not call anybody "Daddy". 479 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,240 嗯哼 好的 不会了 Uh-huh. Yep. No. 480 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,320 注意事项二… Pointer two... 481 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,400 啊!搞什么鬼？！ Ah! What the fuck?! 482 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,440 嘿 Hey. 483 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,760 你没事吧？我很好 你呢？ You OK? Yeah, you? 484 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,040 我没事 Yeah. 485 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,320 我吃了魔法蘑菇 I'm on mushrooms. 486 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:25,120 你好吗? 我很好 我刚刚说了我很好 You OK? Yeah, I just said I'm OK. 487 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,160 那就好 OK. 488 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,080 你知道 我只是觉得… You know, I just feel like... 489 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:33,000 我和你 我们最近有点疏远 你知道吗？ ..me and you, we've drifted a bit, you know? 490 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:35,800 只是… And it's just... 491 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,640 伙计们 你们能小声点吗？ Guys, can you whisper, please? 492 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,200 你在这里做什么？ What are you doing in here? 493 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:42,520 我不记得了 但是Tariq不在这里 是吗？ I can't remember, but Tariq isn't here, is he? 494 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:43,960 伙计们 能不能小点声？ Guys, please can we keep it down? 495 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,680 Corinne 什么情况…? 每个人都在这个房间吗？ Corinne, what...? Is everyone in this room? 496 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,360 我正在浴室的浴缸里睡觉 TARIQ: I'm actually sleeping in the bathtub in the bathroom. 497 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,160 哦 我的天哪！那谁和孩子在一起？ Oh, my God! Who's with the baby? 498 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,440 我和孩子在一起 YEMI: I'm with the baby. 499 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,360 我们只是坐在阳台上 看日出 We're just sat on the balcony, watching the sunrise. 500 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,600 哦 谢谢你 Yemi -谢谢 Yemi Aww, thanks, Yemi. Yeah, thanks, Yemi. 501 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,160 嘘 Tariq 有人还在这里睡觉呢 -对不起 Shh, Tariq! People are trying to sleep in here. Sorry. 502 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,320 Shan 你应该出来 到阳台上 PEGGY: Shan, you should come out on the balcon - 503 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,040 日出真的很美 the sunrise is gorgeous. DANNY SINGS TUNELESSLY 504 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,120 啊!是吗 我来了 Aww! Yeah, OK. 505 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:10,200 我的天哪！你们能闭上该死的嘴吗？！ OH, MY GOD! WILL EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE FUCK U...?! 506 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,950 原创译制：微博@面包周末看剧