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爸爸，你应该再买些咖啡的。
Dad, you were supposed to buy more coffee.
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是的。你本该有自己的房子，
Yeah. And you were supposed to get your own house,
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所以我想我们都犯了错误。
so I guess we both dropped the ball.
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卡特，乔治亚，我们走。
Carter, Georgia, let's go.
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你在和那份报纸约会，老爷子。
You're dating yourself with that newspaper, Pops.
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是吗?如果你不整理好头发，你就只能和自己约会了。
Yeah? And you will be dating yourself if you don't fix that hair.
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这花了他很长时间。
It took him forever.
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就像和Lady Gaga共用卫生间一样。
It's like sharing a bathroom with Lady Gaga.
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嘿。我今天特别加班，这样我就能吸引我的老师了
Hey. I'm extra today so I can charm my teachers
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在今晚家长开放日之前。
before the parent open house tonight.
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-那是明天。-不，是今晚。
- That's tomorrow. - No, it's tonight.
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这是今晚。
It's tonight.
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亲爱的，我去不了了。我要去见一个律师。
Sweetie, I can't make it. I'm supposed to meet with a lawyer.
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离婚的那种。
The divorce kind.
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嘿。也许……也许老爷子可以去。
Hey. Maybe... Maybe Pops could go.
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不![笑]。因为如果他有观众
No! [chuckles] No. Because if he has an audience,
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他会忍不住大骂冥王星应该还是行星。
he can't resist ranting about how Pluto should still be a planet.
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冥王星是行星！
Pluto is a planet!
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它已经存在了数十亿年，
It's been a planet for billions of years,
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然后“大天文学”介入了。现在它是一颗矮行星。
then "big astronomy" got involved. Now it's a dwarf planet.
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现在迪士尼要怎么处理冥王星呢？
Now what's Disney gonna do with Pluto?
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看到了吗?
See?
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老爷子有火辣的发型。
Pops has hot takes.
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我的科学老师会很乐意听的。
My science teacher would love to hear 'em.
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-如果他要我去，我就去。——没有。
- I'll go if he wants me to go. - No.
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做你平常的事情。
Do your usual routine.
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呆在家里，对着电视大喊大叫。
Stay home and yell at the TV.
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昨晚，他喊得嗓子都哑了
Last night, he lost his voice yelling
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看那些在糖尿病广告里跳舞的人。
at the people dancing in the diabetes commercial.
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不，我真的很久没去他们学校了。我想去。
No, I really haven't been to their school in a long time. I would like to go.
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很好。我取消我的会议，我们一起去。
Fine. I'll cancel my meeting, and we'll go together.
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我只是不明白他们有糖尿病为什么还要跳舞。
I just don't understand why they're dancing if they have diabetes.
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等一下。所以只有科学家才能在句子中使用“侏儒”这个词？
Wait a minute. So only scientists can use the word "dwarf" in a sentence?
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哦,记忆。
Oh, memories.
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-那是我以前抽烟的停车场。-是的。
- There's the parking lot where I used to smoke. - Yeah.
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所以你从不让我放学后去接你。
Which is why you never wanted me to pick you up after school.
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我怀孕的时候就戒了。
I quit when I got pregnant.
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看到了吗?
See?
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你总是忽视少女怀孕的积极一面。
You always overlook the positive side of teen pregnancy.
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哦……我的天啊。你是莱利·帕克。
Oh... Oh, my God. You're Riley Parker.
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凯特琳贝克。
Caitlin Baker.
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我们是高中同学。
We went to high school together.
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你在几何上抄袭了我
You copied off me in geometry
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和代数。
and algebra.
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-还有化学反应！——是的。
- And chemistry! - Yes.
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噢,凯特琳。嗨。
Oh, Caitlin. Hi.
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嗨,凯特琳。我是莱莉骄傲的父亲。
Hi, Caitlin. I'm Riley's very proud father.
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嗨。
Hi.
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——马特。你好吗？-嗨。
- Matt. How you doing? - Hi.
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你在这里也有孩子吗？
So, do you have a kid here too?
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不，我是这里的副校长。
Oh, no, I'm the assistant principal here.
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还没遇到真命天子。
Haven't met Mr. Right yet.
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我有四个冷冻卵子宝宝。
I do have four frozen egg babies.
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嘿，做煎蛋卷再合适不过了！
Hey, perfect for an omelet!
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帕克先生，你女儿在这里就像个传奇人物。
Mr. Parker, your daughter was, like, a legend here.
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怎么啦？否。停止。
What? No. Stop.
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多说。
Say more.
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不，说真的。我是说，你那么漂亮，那么受欢迎。
No, for real. I mean, you were so pretty and popular.
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你是... ...算是我的偶像。
You were... ...kind of my idol.
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你需要一个新偶像。
You need a new idol.
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你知道，耶稣是有空的。
You know, Jesus is available.
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我去找几个座位。
I'm gonna get us some seats.
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见到你很高兴。
Nice to meet you.
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你和你哥哥以前经常出去玩
Oh, and you and your brother used to hang out
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和那个可爱的加布里埃尔在一起
with that really cute Gabriel guy.
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哦，我现在还是这样。还是单身。
Oh, still do. Still single.
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嗯，向前倾。
Uh, leaning in.
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我不玩应用了。你知道的，试着认识野外的人。
I'm off the apps. You know, trying to meet people in the wild.
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上周在树林里和一个男人勾搭上了。
Hooked up with a guy in the woods last week.
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我不确定这算不算。
Not sure that counts.
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等等，你能帮我介绍盖比吗？
Wait, could you maybe fix me up with Gabe?
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我们三个明晚可以一起去喝一杯。
The three of us could grab a drink tomorrow night.
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嗯,是的。我想我可以转移一些东西。
Um, yeah. I guess I could move some stuff around.
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在那里，我移动了它。
There, I moved it.
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不!
No!
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记住，如果老师说了你不同意的话，
Remember, if the teacher says something you disagree with,
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不要翻白眼，也不要居高临下地咕哝一声。
don't roll your eyes or make one of your condescending grunts.
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-哦，不。-是的，就像这样。
- Oh, no. - Yeah, like that.
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也不许说你当年的学校有多好。
And no talking about how school was better in your day.
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没人在乎你会不会用指南针和尺子。
No one cares you knew how to use a compass and a ruler.
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你知道谁真的需要尺子吗？
You know who could really use a ruler?
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我的启蒙老师，海伦修女。
My first teacher, Sister Helen.
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她狠狠地打了我这只手，我就不口吃了。
She hit me so hard on this hand, I stopped stuttering.
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受欢迎的,每一个人。
Welcome, everyone.
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我是埃斯波西托女士，你们孩子的班主任。
I'm Ms. Esposito, your children's homeroom adviser.
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我的代词是she/her。
My pronouns are she/her.
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我不介意别人用不同的代词。
I got no problem with people with different pronouns.
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我恨每个人都一样。
I hate everyone equally.
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大新闻，我们要换学校吉祥物了。
Big news, we are changing the school mascot.
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民兵并不是很包容。
The Minuteman was not very inclusive.
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还有什么比一个戴假发的人更包容的呢，
What's more inclusive than a dude wearing a wig,
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长袜，小高跟鞋，手里拿着步枪？
stockings, little high heels, holding on to a rifle?
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这将使这个国家团结起来。每一项都符合。
That could bring this country together. Checks every damn box.
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你快乐吗？我保持沉默，
Are you happy? I kept quiet,
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虽然我可能会在“正念时刻”中走神。
although I might've drifted off during that "Moment of Mindfulness."
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不，你还能在梦里说“成熟点”
No, you still managed to say "grow a pair" in your sleep.
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你好，你一定是卡特的妈妈吧。
Hi, you must be Carter's mom.
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是的，我是莱利·帕克。嗨。
Yes, I'm Riley Parker. Hi.
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-嗨。-这位一定是你丈夫。
- Hi. - And this must be your husband.
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不!
No!
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卡特的爷爷。马特。
Carter's granddad. Matt.
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对不起。我们这儿有很多老爸爸。
Sorry. We get a lot of old dads here.
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老爸爸，是吧？做100个俯卧撑怎么样？你和我，就在这里。
Old dads, huh? How about 100 push-ups? You and me, right here.
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-别这样，姑娘。-好了，没人做俯卧撑。
- Come on, girl. - Okay, nobody's doing any push-ups.
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我只是想给你卡特的住处。
I just wanna give you Carter's accommodations.
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打扰一下，这是6号汽车旅馆吗？你在说什么？
Excuse me, is this the Motel 6? What are you talking about?
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有些孩子是不同的学习者，
Some kids are different learners,
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他们需要定制的教学策略来完成任务。
and they require customized teaching strategies to complete tasks.
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哦,不。
Oh, no.
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哦，很好，是的，是的。
Oh, good, yeah, yeah.
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这是他的504条款文件还有他的心理医生写的信。
Here's his Section 504 paperwork and a letter from his psychologist.
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-谢谢。-第504条？
- Thank you. - Section 504?
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那不是政府藏飞碟的地方吗？
Isn't that where the government hides flying saucers?
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这只意味着他会有额外的时间参加考试。
It just means he'll get extra time to take tests.
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这有助于解决他的焦虑问题。
It helps with his anxiety issues.
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这种焦虑。
This anxiety thing.
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每一代人都有焦虑。
Every generation has anxiety.
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我们处理它。
We deal with it.
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就像你们否认现实那样吗？
Oh, the way you guys did with denial?
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核军备竞赛？
A nuclear arms race?
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没有安全带？
No seat belts?
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不系安全带的事说得通。
The no seat belt thing made sense.
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我们觉得把你从车里扔出去会更有可能活下来。
We felt you had a better chance of surviving if you were thrown from the car.
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这是个真正的问题，爸爸。
This is a real issue, Dad.
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卡特在拉斯维加斯接受了一位教育治疗师的测试。
Carter was tested by an educational therapist back in Vegas.
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那个心理医生的执照是在凯撒还是在纯果乐拿到的？
Did that therapist get her license at Caesar's or at the Tropicana?
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他们只是给他一点额外的帮助。
They're just giving him a little extra help.
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我理解帮助。这很好。
I understand help. That's fine.
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但是当你给一个孩子贴上标签，告诉他他们有焦虑症，
But when you put labels on a kid and tell him they have anxiety,
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——他们开始认为自己就是这样的人。-我不会给他贴标签的
- they start to think that's what they are. - I'm not putting a label on him.
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孩子们会给人贴上标签。他们就是这么做的。
Kids will put labels on people. That's what they do.
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我当时在场。
I was there.
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特别Ed Ted。
Special Ed Ted.
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哦,上帝。那个孩子，鼻屎鲍比。
Oh, God. That kid, Booger-flipping Bobby.
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你是在给垃圾桶里的孩子起名吗？
Are you just naming Garbage Pail Kids?
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Garbage-eating盖尔。
Garbage-eating Gail.
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她直接从垃圾桶里拿出来吃。
She ate right out of the trash can.
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哦，你丈夫真可爱。
Oh, your husband is so cute.
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哦,不!
Oh, no!
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嘿,加布。你今晚要做什么？
Hey, Gabe. What are you doing tonight?
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车的东西。
Car stuff.
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这个周末你不能去吗？
Can't you do that this weekend?
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不，这周末我要做别的车的事。
No, this weekend I'm doing different car stuff.
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好吧。你能不能一晚上不做跟车有关的事？
Okay. Would it be possible for you to not do car stuff for one night?
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因为我给你安排了一个火辣的约会。
'Cause I lined up a hot date for you.
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等待。我很感兴趣。
Wait. I'm intrigued.
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我的意思是……看,
I mean... Look,
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我可不想当他邋遢的副手。
I ain't too proud to take his sloppy seconds.
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她叫凯特琳。
Her name's Caitlin.
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她和我们是高中同学，
She went to high school with us,
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现在她在那里做副校长。
and now she works there as an assistant principal.
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哦。所以她是个纪律严明的人？
Oh. So she's a disciplinarian?
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——凯特琳。她学过汽车修理店吗？——没有。
- Caitlin. Did she take auto shop? - No.
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所以她不酷。
So she wasn't cool.
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没有，但她真的很漂亮
No, but she's really pretty,
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她在树林里和一个男人勾搭上了。
and she hooked up with a guy in the woods.
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我喜欢她。
I like her.
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好吧，我想，我周六的车课和周日的车课一起做吧。
Yeah, I guess, uh, I'll do my Saturday car stuff with my Sunday car stuff.
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-嘿，爸爸。-哦，快看。
- Hey, Dad. - Oh, look at that.
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住宿警察。
The accommodation cop.
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我求你了。请放手吧。
I'm begging you. Please let it go.
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他在说什么？
What is he talking about?
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我们去了卡特家的开放日
Uh, we went to Carter's open house
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在那里我了解到我爸爸不相信住宿。
where I learned my dad doesn't believe in accommodations.
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是啊，他觉得既然是很久以前的事了，
Yeah, he thinks since it happened a long time ago,
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他不应该为他没做过的事付出代价。
he shouldn't have to pay for something he didn't do.
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啊哈。
Uh-huh.
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天使。我想你是说赔偿。
Angel. I think you mean reparations.
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住宿基本上是在学校的额外帮助。
Accommodations are basically extra help in school.
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很明显，你没有得到。
Which, obviously, you didn't get.
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我对住宿的问题是它们行不通。
My problem with accommodations is they don't work.
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你知道，在现实世界里，你没有多余的时间去做事情。
You know, you don't get extra time in the real world to do things.
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显然是赔款。
Or reparations, apparently.
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以弗兰基为例，对吧？
Take Frankie for instance, right?
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她不会因为是同性恋就受到特别关注，对吧？
She doesn't get special attention just because she's gay, right?
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-你还是同性恋，对吧？——是的。
- You're still gay, right? - Yep.
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昨晚，我真的很gay。
Last night, I was real gay.
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是的。
Yeah.
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针。看。不同的“残疾”。
And, Stitch. Look. Differently "disabled."
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否。
No.
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呃，身体上没有能力。
Uh, physically incapable.
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-更糟。——好的。
- Way worse. - Okay.
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呃，行动不便的轮椅男？
Uh, mobility-challenged wheel-guy?
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是的。就是这样。你做到了。
Yeah. That's it. You nailed it.
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该怎么说才对？
What's the right thing to say?
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老兄，我们已经谈过一千次了。
Dude, we done been through this a thousand times.
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我是想恭维你。
I'm trying to compliment you.
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你不能让环境左右你的生活，知道吗？
You don't let your circumstances dictate your life, you know?
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呃,你……你从不向我要任何东西。
Uh, you... you never ask me for anything.
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因为你什么都不会给我！
'Cause you ain't gon' give me anything!
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所以我们的系统是有效的。
So our system works.
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我只是说，我觉得你对卡特没有任何好处
I'm just saying, I don't think you're doing Carter any favors
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给他贴上“焦虑”的标签？
by labeling him "anxious," you know?
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我们都有焦虑。
We all have anxiety.
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——嗯。包括你，对吧？-是啊。
- Mmm. Including you, right? - Oh, yeah.
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大的时间。
Big time.
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哦，大日子，是吧？
Oh, big time, huh?
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-哇，哇，哇。——哇。
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Whoa.
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我觉得这小家伙放在这里会很好看。
Ooh, I think this little guy would look good right here.
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——哦。——哦。
- Oh. - Ooh.
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-别这样…不要那样做。——哦。
- Now, don't do... don't do that. - Oh.
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对不起，爸爸。
I'm sorry, Dad.
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也许这会让你感到焦虑吗？
Is this making you feel anxious, perhaps?
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好吧。听着，你说得有道理，好吗？
Okay. Look, you made a point, okay?
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也许我有点担心……你知道的。
Maybe I'm a little anxious about... you know.
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但我有办法帮我度过难关。
But I have tools that I use to get me through it.
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我觉得卡特可以学会使用工具，
And I think Carter could learn to use tools,
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这样他就不需要住宿了。
then he wouldn't need accommodations.
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你们明白这个工具的比喻了吗？
Are you guys getting the tool metaphor?
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因为我就是。
'Cause I am.
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我是他妈妈，你没有投票权。
Well, I'm his mom, you don't get a vote.
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今晚见。穿性感的衣服。
See you tonight. And wear something sexy.
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不要害怕露出一点皮肤。
Don't be afraid to show a little skin.
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或者到树林里去。
Or go into the woods.
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所以，这是播客？
So, this is a podcast?
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是的，它叫谋杀的女人
Yeah, it's called Women Who Murder.
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有一集很精彩，妻子把毒药藏在丈夫的生日蛋糕里。
There's a great episode where the wife hid poison in her husband's birthday cake.
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他发现了吗？
Did he find out about it?
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是啊!
Yeah!
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他的大肠融化了。
When his large intestine melted.
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你想分享这个吗？
You wanna share this?
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你先吃第一口吧？
Why don't you take the first bite?
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爸爸，我要走了。
Dad, I'm leaving.
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哇,妈妈。
Wow, Mom.
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爱的光芒四射。
Love the glow up.
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你想分享这个饼干吗？
You wanna share this cookie?
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我想我不会那么做。
I don't think I'd do that.
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听着，别跟陌生人说话，
So listen, uh, don't talk to strangers,
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确保你补充水分，尽量不要怀孕。
make sure you hydrate, and try not to get pregnant.
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嘿。你在学什么？
Hey. What are you studying?
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老天路易斯!
Geez Louise!
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你在学什么？
What are you studying?
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第二次世界大战。我明天有一个分班考试。
Uh, World War II. I have a placement test tomorrow.
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你妈妈说你考试需要额外的时间。你认为这是真的吗？
Uh, you know, your mom says you need extra time on tests. Do you think that's true?
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-我的心理医生知道-真是惊喜啊？
- My therapist does. - What a surprise, huh?
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没有问题，就没有钱。
Mo' problems, mo' money.
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卡特，你知道我怎么想吗？
Carter, you know what I think?
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我觉得你很聪明。
I think you're a really smart guy.
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真的吗?因为你总是叫我书呆子。
Really? 'Cause you're always calling me a nerd.
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因为书呆子很聪明。
'Cause nerds are smart.
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-但还是有点伤人-重点是
- Still, it's kind of hurtful. - The point is,
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当我在学校感到害怕或焦虑时，
when I got scared or anxious in school,
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甚至在我设计汽车的时候，
and even when I'm designing the cars,
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我开发了循序渐进的工具来帮助我完成任务。
I develop step-by-step tools to help me finish.
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也许我们可以帮助你，这样你就不需要额外的时间来参加考试了。
And maybe we can help you so you don't need extra time taking the test.
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幸运的是，二战是我的强项。
And as luck would have it, World War II is my forte.
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是的,
Yeah,
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我打赌你和德国人战斗的故事一定很疯狂。
I bet you got wild stories fighting them Germans.
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1944.
1944.
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那我就108了！
That would make me 108!
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也许你不是个书呆子。
Maybe you're not a nerd.
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你还有其他的学习指南或笔记本吗？
Do you have other study guides or notebooks in there?
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我想看看。
I wanna take a look.
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否。不,不。停止。停止。否。否。不，不，不。持有。持有。
No. No, no. Stop. Stop. No. No. No, no, no. Hold. Hold.
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我需要一分钟。
I'm going to need a minute.
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当副校长是什么感觉？
So, what's it like being assistant principal?
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你是在等校长死吗？
Are you just, like, waiting for the principal to die?
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每一天。
Every day.
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跟我说说你的精彩生活吧
So, fill me in on the glamorous life
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莱利·帕克
of Riley Parker.
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我打赌你跟吉米和他的乐队环游过世界。
I bet you've traveled the world with Jimmy and his band.
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我都看过了。得梅因，锡达拉皮兹，再回到得梅因。
I've seen it all. Des Moines, Cedar Rapids, and back to Des Moines.
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吉米忘了他的贝斯。
Jimmy forgot his bass.
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嫁给一个音乐家和我想象的不太一样。
Marrying a musician wasn't quite what I imagined.
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你知道的，生活充满了惊喜。
Well, you know, life is full of surprises.
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我的大学男友搞了个邪教。
I mean, my college boyfriend started a cult.
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我只加入了一分钟。
That I joined for a hot minute.
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什么风把你们俩吹回来了？
So, what brought you two back here?
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我们要离婚了。
We're getting divorced.
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摇滚之神不是好丈夫。
Rock gods don't make great husbands.
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或者紧急联系人。
Or emergency contacts.
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有一次，我不得不从急诊中心搭便车回家。
Once, I had to hitchhike home from an urgent care.
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哦。我相信你找到了很棒的事业。
Oh. Well, I'm sure you've found an amazing career.
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-天啊，不。——哦。
- God, no. - Oh.
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只要能让你有地方住就行。
Well, whatever puts a roof over your head.
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我爸爸的屋顶。
My dad's roof.
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我和他住在一起。
I'm living with him.
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因为他快没命了需要有人照顾吗？
Because he's on his last legs and needs to be taken care of?
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我的愿望。
I wish.
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我已经选好房子了。
I've already picked out the home.
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但是没有。哦,
But no. Uh,
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我没有别的地方可去。
I had nowhere else to go.
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哦。
Oh.
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你妈妈还好吗？
So, uh, how's your mom?
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死了。
Dead.
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1944年6月6日。
"June 6th, 1944.
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盟军在诺曼底海岸登陆，拯救了法国的臀部。”
Allied troops landed on the Normandy coast, saving France's derriere."
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他们给了我们什么？
And what'd they give us?
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断头台和体味。
The guillotine and body odor.
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“代价高昂的冲突……”
"The costly conflict of..."
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喂?嘿!
Hello? Hey!
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你在干什么？那是什么？
What are you doing? What is that?
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这是指尖陀螺。
Oh, uh, this is a fidget spinner.
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我的心理医生说这能帮我集中注意力。
My therapist said it helps focus my attention.
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00:14:06,050 --> 00:14:09,220
我的注意力都集中在用锤子把它敲碎了。
Well, my attention is focused on breaking that with a hammer.
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我们得行动起来，好吗？
We gotta get this moving, all right?
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我们已经到了盟军赢得战争的时候了。
We're getting to the point where the Allies win the war.
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-马上就来。——哇。哇。剧透!
- It's coming up. - Whoa. Whoa. Spoiler alert!
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好吧。
Okay.
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哦。好吧。嗯。
Oh. Okay. Um.
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工具。
Tools.
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床单。
Crib sheet.
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一个什么?
A what?
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是的，人们称之为小抄。
Yeah, people call 'em cheat sheets.
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其实……
It's actually...
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索引卡。
index cards.
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你优先处理所有数据，
You prioritize all your data,
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你一次写一个，然后把它作为学习指南。
you put it down one at a time, and then use it as a study guide.
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哦。好吧。听起来你对这事很在行。
Oh. Okay. Sounds like you got a handle on this.
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我要上楼去，在《使命召唤》里杀几个德国人
I'm gonna go upstairs and kill some Germans in Call of Duty.
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不，你不是。
No, you're not.
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我们要一起做。坐下来。这很简单。
We're gonna do this together. Sit down. It's simple.
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我们会浏览数据点，你把它们写下来，
We'll go through the data points, you write 'em down as they come to you,
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这样你以后就可以回来读了
so you could come back and read 'em later,
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-好吗？好吧。-好吧。
- all right? Okay. - All right.
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6月6日，盟军在瑟堡登陆
So, "June 6th, the Allies landed in a place called Cherbourg."
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哦。比如女演员雪儿和半机械人。
Oh. Like the actress Cher and a cyborg.
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我很有趣。爷爷?
I-It's funny. Right, Grandpa?
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是的。
Yeah.
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爷爷?
Grandpa?
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我爱喝酒。
I love alcohol.
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-再来一杯吗？——是的。
- Want another? - Yes.
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哦，他来了！
Oh, there he is!
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-嗨，莱丽。凯特琳,你好。-嗨。
- Hi, Riley. Caitlin, hi. - Hi.
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什么……
What the...
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-嗨。——哦。
- Hey. - Oh.
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你闻起来和高中时一样。
You smell just like you did in high school.
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——什么?——什么都没有。
- What? - Nothing.
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对不起，我迟到了。呃……工作上出了大事。
Sorry I was late. Uh... ...big drama at work.
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-哦，告诉我。-我老板说
- Ooh, tell. - Well, my boss was like,
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“我需要你在6点钟之前把这个主气缸换掉。”
"I need you to replace this master cylinder by six o'clock."
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我说，“这不可能。”
And I was like, "That's impossible."
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事实证明，我是对的
And as it turns out, I was right
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因为我6点15分才做完。
'cause I didn't finish it until 6:15.
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哦。
Ooh.
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所以，你是机械师吗？
Oh, so, uh, you're a mechanic?
337
00:16:06,820 --> 00:16:11,480
不，他用现代零件修复和改装老爷车。
No, he restores and modifies classic cars with modern parts.
338
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:13,410
那份工作叫什么？
What do you call that job?
339
00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:14,420
机械工作。
Mechanic works.
340
00:16:15,690 --> 00:16:17,320
这么说，你没上过大学？
Oh, so, you didn't go to college?
341
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,800
不，当机械师不需要学位。
Nah, you don't need a degree to be a mechanic.
342
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:21,530
是的，没错。
Yeah, that's right.
343
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,460
我们没上过大学
We didn't go to college,
344
00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:26,460
所以别再让我们觉得自己一无是处了。
so stop making us feel like crap.
345
00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:27,770
我不是。我——
I wasn't. I--
346
00:16:27,770 --> 00:16:29,600
盖比是这方面的专家。
Gabe's an expert at what he does.
347
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,710
即使没有学位，他也过得很好。
And even without a degree, he makes a very good living.
348
00:16:32,710 --> 00:16:34,500
如果你想和你爸爸谈谈会更好。
Could be better if you wanna talk to your dad.
349
00:16:34,510 --> 00:16:36,680
呸!
Bah!
350
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:41,820
他做自己喜欢的事，这让他很开心，好吗？
And he does something he loves, which makes him happy, okay?
351
00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:44,620
好让你觉得我是个失败者。
So you can think I'm a loser.
352
00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:47,900
-我不。-因为我的生活一团糟
- I don't-- - Because, yeah, my life is crap.
353
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,690
但你没有权利评判加布。
But you have no right judging Gabe.
354
00:16:49,690 --> 00:16:52,700
你还记得我们的副校长郝薇肖女士吗？
Do you remember our assistant principal, Ms. Havishaw?
355
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:55,150
那个孤独死去，被她的猫吃掉的女人？
The one who died alone and got eaten by her cat?
356
00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:58,390
30年后你就是这样的人！
That's gonna be you in 30 years!
357
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,360
餐巾我要留着！
And I'm keeping the napkin!
358
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,710
你的猫叫什么名字？
So, what's your cat's name?
359
00:17:14,410 --> 00:17:15,860
卡特?哦……
Carter? Oh...
360
00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:19,380
别把我晾着。
Don't leave me hanging.
361
00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:21,140
你考得怎么样？
How'd you do on the test?
362
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,730
嗯，我按时完成了，而且……
Well, I finished on time, and...
363
00:17:24,730 --> 00:17:27,390
我想我得了a，小子！
I think I got an A. Ya boy!
364
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:30,150
太好了。太好了。
That's great. That's great.
365
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:33,430
嘿，莱利，问问“雅男孩”他考得怎么样。
Hey, Riley, ask "ya boy" how he did on the test.
366
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,840
哦，我不用问。
Oh, I don't have to ask.
367
00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,740
我接到他老师的电话。
I got a call from his teacher.
368
00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:39,670
大新闻。
Big time news there.
369
00:17:39,670 --> 00:17:41,610
不是“小子”是“男人”
It's not "ya boy," it's "the man."
370
00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:45,710
卡特，你能告诉爷爷老师为什么打电话来吗？
Carter, do you wanna tell Grandpa why the teacher called?
371
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,100
不。
Nah.
372
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:56,860
所以…我是在做测试，对吧？
So... So, I-I was taking the test, right?
373
00:17:56,860 --> 00:18:00,040
我做得很好。我当然知道这些东西。
And I was doing good. I-I definitely knew the stuff.
374
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,280
不用客气。
Well, you're welcome.
375
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,700
但后来，我看了看钟，
But then, I looked at the clock,
376
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:06,730
只剩下十分钟了。
and there was only ten minutes left.
377
00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:08,430
我才说了一半，因为
And I was only halfway through 'cause,
378
00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:11,910
你知道，我花了一段时间来整理思绪。
you know, it takes me a while to get my thoughts together.
379
00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:13,600
所以我慌了。
So I panicked.
380
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,880
但后来，我想起了爷爷给我的小抄
But then, I remembered the cheat sheet Grandpa gave me
381
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,230
就在我口袋里。
was right there in my pocket.
382
00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:23,820
爷爷给你的？
Grandpa gave you that?
383
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,720
索引卡。它们是用来学习的。
Index cards. They're for studying.
384
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:28,310
不，你叫它小抄。
No, you called it a cheat sheet.
385
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,280
也许下次用一个不同的名字，因为它很令人困惑。
And maybe use a different name next time, 'cause it's pretty confusing.
386
00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:36,280
所以学校才给我打电话。
That's why the school called me.
387
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:40,180
一个看门人在卡特的桌子下发现了这张“小抄”。
A janitor found the "cheat sheet" under Carter's desk.
388
00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:43,460
这是公务员完成工作的唯一机会。
The one time a public employee does their job.
389
00:18:47,090 --> 00:18:49,570
你有大麻烦了。回你的房间去。
You're in huge trouble. Go to your room.
390
00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:53,820
走了。
Go.
391
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,960
你知道吗，卡特以前在学校很挣扎。
You know, Carter used to struggle in school.
392
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:03,070
但后来，我给他安排了住宿，他过得很好。
But then, I got him the accommodations, and he was doing fine.
393
00:19:03,070 --> 00:19:04,860
直到，嗯，什么改变了？
Until, huh, what changed?
394
00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:06,110
哦，对，就是你！
Oh, yeah, you!
395
00:19:06,860 --> 00:19:08,310
我觉得卡特是个很棒的孩子。
I think Carter's a great kid.
396
00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:10,760
我知道他是个好孩子。我是他的妈妈。
I know he's a great kid. I'm his mother.
397
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:14,150
我都快撑不住了。
And I am barely keeping it together.
398
00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:16,490
我现在不需要这个。
I didn't need this right now.
399
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:19,460
我不想让那孩子觉得他有什么问题。
I don't want that kid to think there's anything wrong with him.
400
00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:21,260
你猜怎么着，爸爸。
Well, guess what, Dad.
401
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,880
每个人都有问题，好吗？
Everybody's got something wrong with them, okay?
402
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:27,090
看着我。我要离婚了，住在家里，
Look at me. I'm getting a divorce, living at home,
403
00:19:27,090 --> 00:19:29,960
我把我唯一的朋友吓跑了
and I scared off the one person who was going to be my friend.
404
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,270
我是个刻板印象。
I'm a stereotype.
405
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:34,310
那个在高中达到巅峰的女孩。
The girl who peaked in high school.
406
00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:37,450
我不喜欢你那样谈论自己。
I don't like when you talk about yourself like that.
407
00:19:37,450 --> 00:19:39,380
你这样说我。
You talk about me like that.
408
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,730
但以一种有趣的方式。
But in a funny way.
409
00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:47,250
你真的做得很好。
You're really doing a good job.
410
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:50,460
——真的吗?-是的，真的。
- Really? - Yeah, really.
411
00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:53,630
摆脱一段混乱的婚姻需要勇气
It took courage to get out of a messy marriage
412
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:56,570
搬来这里，照顾好你的孩子。你做这一切都是为了他们。
and move here, take care of your kids. You did it all for them.
413
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:00,880
你是个好妈妈。
You're a good mom.
414
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:05,200
你做了件好事。你真的做到了。
You did a good thing. You really did.
415
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,030
谢谢你，爸爸。
Thank you, Dad.
416
00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:11,210
我向最优秀的人学习。
I learned from the best.
417
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,860
她不在这里，所以你只能靠我了。
And she's not here, so I'm all you got.
418
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,520
现在我得去对付那个小骗子了。
Now I have to go deal with the little cheater.
419
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:20,630
用尺子。
Use the ruler.
420
00:20:20,630 --> 00:20:21,700
它在我的床旁边。
It's near my bed.
421
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,870
这么说吧，他再也不会口吃了。
Let's just say he'll never stutter again.
422
00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:29,570
是啊，但你不会想让他口吃吧。
Yeah, but you don't wanna beat a stutter into him.
423
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,330
嘿,持久性有机污染物。
Hey, Pops.
424
00:20:35,330 --> 00:20:37,510
我按你说的重新整理了背包。
I reorganized my backpack just like you told me.
425
00:20:37,510 --> 00:20:40,790
我为我所有的课程做了一个颜色编码的档案系统。
I made a color-coded filing system for all my classes.
426
00:20:42,510 --> 00:20:43,930
爷爷，你还好吗？
Grandpa, are you okay?
427
00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:51,870
我只是…我眼睛里有东西。
I just... I got something in my eye.
428
00:20:53,870 --> 00:20:55,770
早....。你把这个落在酒吧了。
Morning. You left this at the bar.
429
00:20:55,770 --> 00:20:58,420
我宁愿咬掉自己的脚也不愿从陷阱里出来。
I would've chewed my foot off to get out of that trap.
430
00:20:59,670 --> 00:21:01,500
抱歉我把你丢给了凯特琳。
Sorry I abandoned you with Caitlin.
431
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:02,880
是的，不用担心。
Yeah, no worries.
432
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,570
她凭什么对我们指手画脚？
I mean, where does she get off judging us?
433
00:21:04,570 --> 00:21:07,360
她以没收电子烟为生。
She confiscates vapes for a living.
434
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:10,090
你也看到她用评判的眼神看我了。
And you saw how she gave me that judgmental look.
435
00:21:10,090 --> 00:21:11,540
是的。完全。
Yeah. Totally.
436
00:21:13,130 --> 00:21:14,270
她就在这里。
She's right here.
437
00:21:19,130 --> 00:21:20,510
莱利。
Riley.
438
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:21,930
对，就是这个表情。
Yeah, that's the look.