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早上好…早

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万圣节快乐，大家好

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-冰辣妹吗？-所以呢？

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不行，备用箱

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今天是艾培的万圣节活动

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有些孩子的服装会有点裸露

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所以我有一箱备用服装

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我希望每个人

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都有机会赢得待会的变装大赛

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因此我要确保服装尺度和惊吓度都适龄

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我的天

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天啊，太吓人了，我的天

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备用服装

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小黑豹

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瓦坎达万岁！

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只限今天万岁

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最好把面具戴着，好吗？

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好，下一个是谁？

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小学风云

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威拉德艾培公立小学

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团结、积极、创新、卓越、成就

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太棒了

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抱歉我来晚了

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没问题，妮娜

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真开心见到你

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今天的万圣节有什么计划？

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每年都会由某位老师负责将图书馆

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布置成万圣节派对，让所有学生狂欢

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今年，艾培将很有格调

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因为全部的糖果都由我负责

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交给红牌小野猫

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我们会玩一些鬼怪游戏

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还有恐怖的手工艺品装饰

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重头戏是咬苹果

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是这样，我和几位家长在联谊会有讨论

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我们希望孩子们不要咬苹果

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那很不卫生

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但我加入艾培以前，她就一直这么做

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那很好玩耶

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-我们希望能改掉 -可是那是传统

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小费也是传统，但我们也希望改掉

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我会纳入考虑的

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不需要考虑

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别再做就对了

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你想吃杯子蛋糕吗？

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那是要给孩子的吗？

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你不能发给孩子，原因众所皆知

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-是吗？-我就不知道

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里面说不定有刀片

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或者更糟，有坚果

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万圣节快乐

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快乐得不得了

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真是，我就那次在饼干里放刀片捉弄表弟

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结果就成了家喻户晓的恶作剧

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我故意制造应景的刺耳噪音

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对，我超讨厌那声音

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但我喜欢你的服装

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好，说台词吧

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宾果，恐龙的DNA

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天哪，也太像了，我好像在看电影

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-好，换你了 -好

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我是一只吸了恐龙血的远古蚊子

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我被困在琥珀里

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非常到位

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我们真的是电影情侣

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没错，我们好爱电影

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-帕特萨加克！-哇塞

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-连小轮盘都有 -对

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考量他的政治立场，没想到你会扮成他

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由于我退出伊隆马斯克的网络世界

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有时得花上几周才能掌握最新动向

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所以我想说如果我…

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对，你西装都买了才发现

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-没错，不能退货 -对

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好，换你猜了

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葛瑞格是性感泡泡糖

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珍妮是灭虫卡车上的那个玩意

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-有意思，非常…-对

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-你不…-你真的不知道我们是什么？

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来点提示吧

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-给你提示还不简单 -好，冷静…冷静

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是一部刺激的冒险电影

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野蛮游戏！

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不对，那没道理

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辣得要命

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什么？不是，是侏罗纪公园

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我是DNA先生，珍妮是困在琥珀中的蚊子

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-对…对，我看出来了 -对

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最精采的变装都需要说明

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谢谢你，雅各

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对，我们要先赢得艾培待会的变装大赛

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然后再去鲁宾斯坦赢得今晚的比赛

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快准备好扫帚，老兄

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我们准备席卷变装赛

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甜蜜的扫帚

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谁想转一下轮盘？

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好，我来

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好，来罗

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破产

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-很准确，对 -没错…

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很好玩

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你扮成谁？

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我是吸血鬼杀手，我讨厌税

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刀锋战士

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那你呢，强森先生？

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给你个提示

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我超会运球，但我宁可加入打倒男孩乐团

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一看就知道是情绪摇滚版的吉米巴特勒

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什么变装都难不倒我

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对，我看明白了

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你言不由衷时很伤人，雅各

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我有时在想，有没有人能理解我

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-谁想吃美味的杯子蛋糕？-我

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因为我不能再发给学生了

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没错，当然不行

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里面说不定有刀片

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那你还敢拿？

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我知道你没放刀片

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你才没那个胆

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那你为何说「说不定」？

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我的杯子蛋糕里哪时放过刀片？

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孩子们哪时因为不卫生所以不能咬苹果？

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那个我懂，真的很恶心

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雅各

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你是帕特萨加克

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命运轮盘是一档传奇节目

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你应该比谁都清楚传统的重要性

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自从我在艾培教书，我的学生年年咬苹果

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从来没有人因此生病过

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图书馆的派对现在没重头戏了

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那你得想办法填补这段空档

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等等，我想到了

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可以雕刻南瓜，然后称之为「黑灯笼」

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好，我对名称不予置评，但这点子烂死了

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那讲鬼故事呢？

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洛姿，你可以负责配音

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我才不想连续讲三小时的故事

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-你跟那只猫一样，是只懒猫 -是只懒猫

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各位，洛姿才没办法一人分饰多角呢

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行，得了，我讲就是了

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等等

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我在等珍妮一起隆重出场

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毕竟我们穿的是情侣装

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-好了 -走吧

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好…先别说答案，我今天还没杠龟过，我会答对的

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你们是…

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你们是…

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两位变装失败的老师，我猜不…

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我知道，因为我们站错边了

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-我们刚讨论过 -稍等

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抱歉

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困在琥珀中的蚊子和DNA先生

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侏罗纪公园对，我刚刚一猜就中

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没错

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亲爱的，这真的烂透了

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什么？哪会烂

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拜托，艾娃猜对了，所以…

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我是猜对了，我可没说很棒

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我知道黑麦面包是啥，但不代表它好吃

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对，根本连个概念都称不上

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-那是因为你不懂这部电影 -对

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不好意思，这部全球首破十亿美元票房的电影

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我还有什么不知道的？

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那两个屁孩以为只有他们懂电影

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抱歉，但你们真的不知道自己在说什么

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还有谁的情侣装能跟我们比？

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我啊

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你是只单身的天竺鼠

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我不是酸民，而是以文化鉴赏家的角度评论…

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你几时也跑来休息室了？

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…你们在变装大赛中毫无胜算

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我以酸民的角度来看，你们会输到脱裤子

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但你们很做自己，所以虽败犹荣

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这是很美好的事

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对，这身服装很适合你们

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这话什么意思？

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她的意思是白烂情侣做白烂事

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抱歉，你说白烂吗？

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在这个情况下，我认为白烂是指那种

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活在自我幻想又肉麻的小泡泡里的情侣

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那种无法感受到外界对他们看法的情侣

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不用你解释流行语

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我知道意思，雅各

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而且我们没那样，所以…

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我持异议，白烂先生与困在琥珀中的白烂

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我在见证一箩筐的白烂行径

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对，你们活在自己的小白烂世界，还自以为可爱

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我们明明很可爱

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是我见过最可爱的「白烂」

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我们不白烂

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是吗？那这是什么？

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俚语辞典：白烂

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我看…我看，给我瞧瞧

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太棒了

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我的天

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很好，欢迎各位，请进来

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所以你们还是决定穿这套烂服装？

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一点也不烂

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抱歉，是白烂

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所谓白烂的服装是那种

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-花生酱与果酱三明治 -没错

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或是盐和胡椒

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-或者番茄酱和芥末 -对

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我们的服装充满巧思

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-匠心独具 -曲高和寡

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白烂至极

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接着他听到一个声音说

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「我的金手臂在哪里？」

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「被你拿走的！」

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这故事很可怕吗？

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下一个讲马桶人

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我有个鬼故事，会让你们吓到脚指甲都卷起来

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好

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那是1971年的越南

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-我正在度假…-别说了，强森先生

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这行不通的

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我的痛苦仍然持续中

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我的故事都讲完了，但还有一个半小时

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大家请注意

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该转换一下了

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我才不管家长说什么

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他们又没有身处水深火热

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所以我们要来咬苹果

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你们扮成什么？

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我是侏罗纪公园被困在琥珀中的蚊子

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我是DNA先生

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那是什么？

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DNA链是所有生物的蓝图

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-从电影里来的 -你们为什么不扮成恐龙？

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因为蚊子跟DNA先生是那部电影的基石

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你们应该扮成恐龙啊

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你说得很有道理

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说实话，我开始觉得我们待会赢不了了

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老师们不懂是一回事

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但连孩子们也不懂…

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别让那个孩子动摇你的信心，好吗？

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好

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你看过他的画吗？

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-画得烂死了 -超烂

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乱到不行，完全不行

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他不会画阴影，一直超线又不会画斜线

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-他懂什么艺术与文化？-你说得对

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-小坏蛋 -一无是处

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大家来咬苹果罗

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-好耶 -你先开始

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这就对了

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霍尔老师，我爸妈说不可以玩这个

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我明白

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所以我们不能告诉父母

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毕竟，今天是万圣节

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今天是骗大人的日子

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所以…

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老实说，那是我的借口

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我不想玩

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好，没关系，你去坐好

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其他人有更多苹果罗

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-我也不想玩 -等等，为什么？

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因为水会进到鼻子里

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超恶心，还有很多细菌

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而且我们才刚得体癣

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来嘛，会很好玩的

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这是传统呀

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从我开始教书以来，我的学生每年都玩

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对，但那是大概一千年前的事

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葛瑞格老师的班去年就玩得很开心

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快点，告诉大家去年有多好玩

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我去年没说什么，但我觉得超恶

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好，你还扮成马桶耶，小子

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-证明真的很恶 -好，算了

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这游戏非常好玩，你们都看好了

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她要进去了

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咬苹果是不是超爽？

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没咬到苹果就别起来，芭芭拉

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看起来是不是超好玩？

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我下次一定会成功咬到

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-好耶 -对啦

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偏要在全校唯一铺地毯的地方玩，水溅得到处都是

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梅丽莎在干嘛？

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听着，别担心，知道吗？

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-准备上场 -好，我看起来怎样？

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-看起来会赢得冠军 -是吗？

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接下来是双人组

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请所有的双人组出场

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玉米和稻草人

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DNA先生和困在琥珀中的蚊子

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以及夏满蒂老师

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夏满蒂老师，你的搭档呢？

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真高兴你开口问我，安德鲁

289
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为各位呈现小甜蛋以及…

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夏满蒂老师

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我的天哪

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完全分不清谁是谁

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-她真会搞花招 -对啊，这是模仿吧

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-我在别的地方看过 -是不是？

295
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她假发哪来的？

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毫无疑问，评审一致同意获胜者是…

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-夏满蒂老师和小甜蛋 -什么？

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我的天哪…

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太感谢了

300
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我花了14小时裁缝完这身小皮衣

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要是我们输了，我会超崩溃

302
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所以谢谢你们

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谢谢大家

304
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好，但我们有第二名吧？

305
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当然不是你们

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稻草人和玉米稳居第二

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该怎么说呢？你们欠缺某种魅力

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是哦，山羊评审

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对，我是史上最强拳击手，穆罕默德阿里

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-了不起，算你行 -很厉害，安德鲁

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非常有创意

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下个类别是坚持参加比赛的不受欢迎老师

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候选人有…

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大家自己看

315
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希尔老师，你扮成谁？

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我是帕特萨加克

317
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那是谁？

318
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你们也许不认识他，但没关系

319
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我会尽速吸收挫败感

320
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他们当然认识他

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他是大家的偶像耶

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好，来

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认识帕特萨加克先生的请举手

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芭芭拉，他们不认识他

325
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他们只是需要被唤醒记忆

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她站起来干嘛？

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不知道

328
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来吧，各位

329
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拿着热腾腾的派，拉起电视托盘，准备观赏轮盘秀

330
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这是一个美国传统

331
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跟咬苹果游戏一样

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转动轮盘，雅各

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好

334
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用力一点

335
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孩子们，你们没看过吗？

336
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可能是因为他已经不主持命运轮盘了

337
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你在说什么，孩子？

338
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他退休了

339
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41年内做了8000集，他功成身退

340
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没有他，节目怎么做下去？

341
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轮盘自己转动不成？

342
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其实一直都是…

343
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雅各，先离开舞台再重新上台

344
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让大家给你应有的掌声

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好的

346
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芭芭拉，别这么坚持，待会去喝一杯…

347
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-我不需要来一杯，梅丽莎 -好

348
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我要这些孩子们认识这位文化指标性人物

349
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太好了！

350
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-好 -对

351
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我叫大家为帕特萨加克鼓掌，否则就别过万圣节了！

352
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-也许我真的需要来一杯 -对

353
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,549
我很抱歉

354
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,977
这套服装让我好痒，上一套不会这样

355
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,770
我拿不到口袋的东西

356
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我们发现大家看不太懂我们原本的服装

357
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:01,651
-太曲高和寡了 -没错

358
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,946
所以我们去万圣节商店买了新服装

359
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:07,699
有了这身真的很白烂的服装

360
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,576
我们就有机会赢了，我们非常想赢

361
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对，因为我们希望大家看到会说

362
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,706
「他们很登对」，因为我们真的很登对

363
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,417
就像花生酱和果酱

364
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小珍和小葛

365
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花生酱和果酱！

366
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,634
好吃到不行

367
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谢谢

368
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,803
我连蛋白质都不是，我只是糖

369
00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:29,888
我说我们可以交换

370
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,598
-不，没关系…-好吧

371
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:32,849
要怎样才能拿到手机？

372
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:36,853
我也不知道为什么，取消咬苹果游戏会让我这么不开心

373
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,563
但我真的很不高兴

374
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不知道，我…也没头绪

375
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芭芭拉，你遗失了传统

376
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对，你说得对

377
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,365
我们家以前会在旧煤铁警察总部

378
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那里的草地上烤肉

379
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某年，有块燃烧的煤炭莫名地跑进建筑里

380
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结果整栋楼都被烧毁了

381
00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:01,503
但隔年，我们又找到做乱的新地点

382
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,338
因为人总要往前走

383
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:06,341
对，但从我有记忆以来，就一直玩咬苹果

384
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,176
我好擅长这个游戏

385
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,012
大家甚至称我为小苹果芭芭拉

386
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:13,765
今天真是永生难忘

387
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:18,228
居然要我停止做我从小做到大的事

388
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今晚我们开创一个新传统，好吗？

389
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,441
因为我们要继续往前走

390
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,735
我们学会调适

391
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对

392
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,407
因为世界瞬息万变

393
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帕特萨加克报到

394
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,579
帕特萨加克？

395
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,998
-帕特萨加克 -你知道…

396
00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,249
对，我知道

397
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,834
我现在知道了，好吗？

398
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:44,754
但我轮盘都做好了，你要我拿它怎么办？

399
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,840
难不成要丢掉？看看这精巧的手艺

400
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,221
-你好，我是花生酱 -我是果酱

401
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,557
花生酱，你的标签还没剪掉

402
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,559
真的吗？我没…在哪？

403
00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:01,438
-我没看到啊，在哪里？-等等，转一圈，好，等等

404
00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:04,107
慢着…先别拿掉

405
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,235
葛瑞格，你看那对情侣的服装

406
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:09,863
圣灰星期三

407
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:11,614
有够白烂

408
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,575
没错

409
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,704
我们想改参赛主题，麻烦你

410
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,205
你想干嘛？

411
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:20,457
听我说…

412
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,333
我们要换回原本的服装

413
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:23,835
但大家都不会懂

414
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,837
我们懂就好，这才是最重要的

415
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:29,174
听着，只要我们一起待在两人的小泡泡里

416
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,468
就不怕被人戳破

417
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,057
我们能改参赛主题吗？

418
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,391
我能说不行吗？

419
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:40,143
我是DNA先生

420
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,479
然后我是困在琥珀中的蚊子

421
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,105
-随便啦 -写好了吗？

422
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:46,566
-你有写下来吗？-有…没…我正在写

423
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:48,485
好

424
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,363
好，谁想玩狂饮苹果烈酒的游戏？

425
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,783
好耶，两位，这里两位

426
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,659
好，拿去，谢了，亲爱的，好

427
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,578
来，小苹果芭芭拉，看你的了

428
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,837
好…无聊

429
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,090
现在还有人打扮成护士？

430
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:12,133
真是的，也不扮得性感一点

431
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:15,845
梅丽莎，那个人好像真的是护士

432
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,305
我话说出口就不收回

433
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:21,768
看吧，这可以当我们的新传统，再来两杯

434
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:24,229
下一组参赛者是…

435
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:25,939
什么…

436
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,274
天哪，我看不出来

437
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,151
-我就知道他没有写下来 -没关系…我懂

438
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,569
-上台吧 -他为什么不写下来？

439
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:32,654
-没关系 -你看

440
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:33,696
大家会懂的…

441
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:36,032
嗨，大家…

442
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,450
真不好意思，好

443
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:42,831
大家也许认得我们，我们来自史蒂芬史匹柏的巨作

444
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:44,124
侏罗纪公园

445
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:51,047
我是以巧妙风格解释剧情的DNA先生

446
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,549
和电影一模一样

447
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:56,970
而我是…让剧情更加引人入胜的设定

448
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,930
困在琥珀中的蚊子

449
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:01,933
好

450
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,102
我太喜欢了！

451
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:05,895
我也是

452
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:06,980
充满创新

453
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,273
你可以别吵吗？

454
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,816
谢谢这位素未谋面的朋友

455
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:12,402
好，大家给他们一点鼓励吧

456
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,698
来，下一位是谁？

457
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:19,826
等一下

458
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:25,874
接下来是手持宝剑的格蕾丝琼斯！

459
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:29,627
我是刀锋战士，臭女人

460
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,891
谁想再喝一轮啊？

461
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:45,226
好，这里，付钱了

462
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:48,521
-你一杯，你也来一杯，芭芭拉 -我要先走了

463
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,231
-什么，你没事吗？-没事

464
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,442
今天很好玩，我只是有点累了

465
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,652
要我陪你走去车上吗？

466
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:55,904
这把刀可不是装饰品

467
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,823
-谢谢，我没事 -好吧

468
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,200
大家回家小心

469
00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:01,284
没问题

470
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,620
我的天

471
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:04,871
小甜蛋

472
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,206
小甜蛋呢？帮我找它

473
00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:08,583
各位…快帮忙找一只天竺鼠

474
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:09,918
长得像我，但小一点

475
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,002
有找到吗？

476
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:13,796
不，等一下，没事了，我没带它来

477
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:14,881
别理我

478
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,133
我没带它来！

479
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,801
敬小甜蛋！

480
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,764
今年的万圣节对我而言真的很不一样

481
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,182
我尝试一些新花样

482
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:27,393
传统的有趣之处就在于此

483
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:31,105
第一次进行时，感觉像在试水温

484
00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:32,649
这种感觉很美妙…

485
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,150
正在载入侏罗纪公园

486
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,778
…在无意间找到对自己及我们重视的人

487
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,780
如此重要又别具意义的事

488
00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:42,242
往好处想，我听说帕特萨加克

489
00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:45,578
将主持命运轮盘名人版

490
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:49,457
说不定我能接替凡娜怀特的位置

491
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:51,876
你们觉得呢？

492
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:55,421
是啊，但你每年都是鬼

493
00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:58,466
日行者

494
00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:06,349
吸血生物

495
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:20,947
好，明天学校见

496
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,449
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