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《津津井小姐的日常》

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（Ep11 Zoff田卡牌入坑）

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好喝

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真好喝呢

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大家好 我是津津井

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今天的主角是我的童年玩伴

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跟我認識最久的Zoff田

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（前世今生的好友 Zoff田）

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她的暱稱念起來聲調跟名牌一樣

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她的推是某個女性偶像團體
（推 某女性偶像團體）

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是個絕不變心

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迷上一樣事物就會很死忠的人

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（持續的感謝）

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我爆買了

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妳爆買了耶

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走一個暴發戶的概念大買特買

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最新發售的卡包直接包套

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4種起始卡包各一盒

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還真的是認真爆買

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這是什麼

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是好運寶貝的卡牌

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妳終於對卡牌出手了嗎

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因為邊喝酒
邊欣賞收集的卡牌很幸福

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所以我上次忍不住跟她傳教

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妳整個大買特買呢

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其實我連這個月的薪水都下去了

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我可沒有在稱讚妳

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也借妳玩

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謝謝

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我超喜歡這個好運寶貝

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水引獸？ 這的確挺招好運的

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沒錯

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這支是寶船獸

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在閃呢

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沒錯

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因為寶船獸是稀有寶貝

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不過閃光效果看起來不一樣

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所以同樣是稀有卡也會長不一樣

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是喔

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還有一些是卡面可以連在一起的

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玩法是組合牌組來對戰

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總之很好玩就對了 妳也來玩嘛

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卡片遊戲喔

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妳很擅長要動腦的遊戲

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我覺得妳一定會很愛

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一起來對戰吧 好嗎…

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我考慮考慮

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嗯 妳考慮考慮吧

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我當時還以為她沒什麼興趣

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感覺妳會喜歡這個

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茶梗…

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妳喜歡這種對吧

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嗯 喜歡

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看吧 我就知道妳會喜歡

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這種是妳的菜對吧

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對 因為象徵意義超好的

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妳買超多的

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確實買超多

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雖然我根本還不知道遊戲規則

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總之先開卡包吧

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有閃卡

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蛤仔迷你蟹

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是稀有卡 恭喜妳

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稀有卡嗎 好耶

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這叫蛤仔迷你蟹

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是在蛤仔裡面的迷你蟹的幸運物

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哇 超有幸運感的

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又有閃卡

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這跟剛才的蛤仔迷你蟹是一樣的吧

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超強的

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雖然是同一種

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但這張是卡面有兩隻迷你蟹的版本
超稀有的耶

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超開心的

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是我一直超想要的卡喔

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等一下…

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怎麼了

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抽卡超好玩的啦

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很少看Zoff田眼神這麼閃亮耶

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我倒是超了解她的感覺

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是說這個啊…

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也完全知道她接下來想說什麼

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因為…

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因為這就是我2週前剛迷上的樣子

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光看卡片就覺得很開心喔

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這樣啊 我沒玩過卡牌遊戲呢

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開卡包緊張刺激很好玩

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看著稀有閃卡配酒特別好喝喔

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的確很開心的樣子

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是說這個啊…

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看

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是不是跟剛才Zoff田一樣

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接下來用雙畫面
同時播放那時的我和現在的Zoff田

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-是說這個啊…
-是說這個啊…

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1包有5張170日圓

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就是5連轉蛋只要170日圓對吧

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轉10連也只要340日圓

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而且手邊還會留下實體卡片

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這不就是…

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實際上等於免費的意思嗎

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我就知道

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她說了跟之前的我一模一樣的話

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阿宅最愛說實際上等於免費

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這是危險的徵兆

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我必須快點告訴她
當時橘給我的忠告才行

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可是津津井

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實體卡牌可是沒有天井的
（*消費指定次數必得稀有物的機制）

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卡牌沒有天井…

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的確是

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果然沒注意到嗎

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我沒想到這點

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確實不管買多少卡包
都不能保證得到自己想要的卡

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對吧 卡牌坑可很深的咧

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橘 謝謝妳

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我差點要走上歪路了

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太好了

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雖然嘴上這麼說…

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但我還是…

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我還是完全下了坑

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每次領薪就全貢獻給卡包了

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讚爆了

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怎麼辦

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我必須拯救Zoff田才行

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Zoff田 我跟妳說

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雖然是我推薦妳的 但…

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這個也好可愛

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Zoff田？

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好想收集所有卡種

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好想擁有大全套

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Zoff田等等

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我明白妳的心情 可是…

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為什麼剛才不買更多呢

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Zoff田妳聽我說

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卡牌是沒有天…

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現在出的這張跟剛才的蛤仔迷你蟹
配一起用的話超強的喔

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真的嗎 但這張不是稀有卡耶

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就算不是稀有卡
只要效果搭配得好也超強的喔

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好讚 思考功能組牌組一定超好玩

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沒錯沒錯

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欸欸 妳不是要警告她的嗎

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對喔

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Zoff田 妳聽我說

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好想對戰

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Zoff田？

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我想跟人對戰

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我想組卡組跟人對戰

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拜託求求妳讓我對戰

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Zoff田？

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Zoff田變成狂戰士了

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好想組牌組

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好想盡情對戰

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好想盡情抽卡

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妳開卡包才幾分鐘前的事耶

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10分鐘前

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掉坑10分鐘就變這麼嚴重

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中毒得有夠快

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啊不就是這樣再這樣
這樣一定也很強吧

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然後這樣…

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然後這樣再這樣

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津津井 快點出牌

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剛剛出了那張 所以要…

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津津井 出牌

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然後有這個所以就…

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不對

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我想組好卡組好好對戰

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Zoff田 妳這是怎麼啦

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接下來是小M的故事

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下一話見

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然後這張的效果是…

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津津井 快點出牌

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快點啦

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（Ep.12 小M的攻受論）

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小M妳看

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這是津津井畫給我的

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還記得這個嗎 煙火

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大家好 我是津津井

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今天的主角是最愛BL的小M
（*男同性愛作品）

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（前世今生的好友 小M）

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她個性非常活動 行動力也很強

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是當我靈機一動想到什麼時

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是當我靈機一動想到什麼時
（喜歡把男角與男角配對）

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總是會積極到令我害怕
（喜歡把男角與男角配對）

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總是會積極到令我害怕

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非常為朋友著想的好孩子

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但老實說我也是最常被她嚇到

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（BL一生推）

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Zoff田

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她是怎麼啦

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剛下卡牌坑 正新鮮呢

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連Zoff田也下坑了啊

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抱歉 是我讓災情擴大的

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受？

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大家聽到她說”受？”了嗎

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小Ｍ因為太愛BL

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只要看到喜歡的角色

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就會忍不住思考攻受屬性

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受

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是攻吧

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攻

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不對 算攻吧

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其實我也不討厭這種視角

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不如說我超愛的

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上次在我家還發生了這種對話…

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啊 不清楚攻受意思的人

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請拿手機自行上網搜尋看看

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那天我像平常一樣在揉屁股的時候

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津津井

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在客廳看動畫的小M叫我過去

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至於我為什麼在揉屁股

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是因為我為了把屁屁養得緊實彈翹

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一直在努力做按摩

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現在已經培養有成

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正在思考接下來要鍛鍊哪個部位

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啊 我的事不是重點

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津津井

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怎麼了

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這個角色啊…

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感覺是妳的菜

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對 妳怎麼知道

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比起妳對食物的喜好

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我可能更懂妳對角色的喜好呢

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厲害喔

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是說

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妳覺得他是攻還是受

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這是個非常重要的問題呢

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為了以後也能繼續順暢交流
得先釐清這一點才行

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得在我們的定義和CP愛
擦身而過之前先搞清楚

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沒錯

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那我們一二三一起講吧

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沒問題

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要開始囉

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一 二…

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等一下…

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等我一下

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我讓他們腦內嬉戲一下

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OK 慢慢來不用急

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讓他們慢慢來

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拜託了

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如果都要美麗地逝去

239
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我情願在你眼前離開

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嗯 OK

241
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很好 完美

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超有氣勢

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那要開始囉

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一 二…

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-攻
-攻

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太好了…

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要來評判一下嗎

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可以啊

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OK 我決定好了

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我也是

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好

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要開始囉

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嗯

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預備…

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-（M）攻
-（津）受

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等等

257
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其實我也站攻這派

258
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橘！？

259
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怎麼看牠都是攻吧 唯一正解喔

260
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:18,939
怎麼這樣

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抱歉 我也覺得只能是攻

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NO…

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這下三對一囉

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等等 這種事不該用多數決決定吧

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00:18:30,534 --> 00:18:31,853
這裡可是民主國家喔

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我不管

267
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,767
現在這咖啡廳的這桌座位/享有治外法權

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哪有這種道理

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不然這樣 用相撲定生死吧

270
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沒問題

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就這麼辦

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快點去公園吧

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我無所謂欸

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Zoff田當評審吧

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明白

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我們的喜好其實差異滿大的

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就像這樣
我們的喜好其實差異滿大的

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我要贏

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看事物的角度也會有不同

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快上…

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再高一點…

282
00:20:05,481 --> 00:20:08,012
不過我們超愛一起玩相撲遊戲

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00:20:08,012 --> 00:20:12,118
請大家用溫暖的眼神關懷我們吧

284
00:20:17,288 --> 00:20:20,287
等等 那裡坐著一個女生

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怎麼辦

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00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:26,414
突然開始相撲會不會嚇到她

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00:20:26,414 --> 00:20:28,818
會不會被報警啊

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00:20:28,818 --> 00:20:32,158
有這樣瘋癲黑皮的大人
也沒什麼不可以吧

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預備…開始

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原來有男人嗎

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©T/B/T

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恭喜單行本發售

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恭喜單行本發售
（津津井小姐的日常出書了）

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謝謝
（津津井小姐的日常出書了）

295
00:22:46,972 --> 00:22:48,271
（收到自推的暑期問候明信片）

296
00:22:48,271 --> 00:22:50,738
我推居然寄暑期問候明信片給我
（收到自推的暑期問候明信片）

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00:22:50,738 --> 00:22:52,716
你到底有沒有在聽人說話

298
00:22:52,716 --> 00:22:54,993
因為是收到自推問候卡啊
（奇蹟般的驚喜）

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00:22:54,993 --> 00:22:56,929
自推的力量真是太強大了
（津津井 開啟最強模式）

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00:22:56,929 --> 00:22:59,334
一下子太多歡樂害我好惶恐
（暗藏在心底的愛意大爆發）

301
00:22:59,334 --> 00:23:01,419
無性別…
（打開新世界的大門）

302
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什麼

303
00:23:03,354 --> 00:23:05,694
情報量太大了

304
00:23:05,694 --> 00:23:06,099
我可以靠這一天的回憶撐一輩子

305
00:23:06,099 --> 00:23:09,161
我可以靠這一天的回憶撐一輩子
（這就是黑皮的極致）

306
00:23:09,161 --> 00:23:10,311
超讚的啦
（推的力量真偉大）

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00:23:10,311 --> 00:23:12,863
（推的力量真偉大）