1 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,167 Darling Drusilla... 2 00:03:41,042 --> 00:03:43,958 I have existed from the morning of the world 3 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,958 and I shall exist until the last star falls from the heavens. 4 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:54,083 Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and so... 5 00:03:54,875 --> 00:03:56,917 I am a god. 6 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:08,000 Caligula.1979.Extended.Uncensored.720p.BluRay.x264-CtrlHD Sync & minor fixes by eladir 7 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:47,375 - What's it like with Marcellus? - What's what like? 8 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:52,500 - He's so fat! It's disgusting. - He's not. 9 00:05:54,333 --> 00:05:57,417 - He's only large. - And tiny where it counts. 10 00:06:00,250 --> 00:06:04,292 - How do you know? - I saw him at the baths. 11 00:06:09,333 --> 00:06:13,375 - Poor... poor Drusilla. - You are vile. 12 00:06:18,417 --> 00:06:20,375 - Hold! - Messenger to the Prince! 13 00:06:20,417 --> 00:06:22,333 - Identify yourself! - Macro! 14 00:06:25,333 --> 00:06:27,375 - Password? - Justice. 15 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:49,292 Prince? 16 00:06:52,417 --> 00:06:54,375 Forgive me, Prince. 17 00:06:55,375 --> 00:06:59,375 - The Emperor commands you to wait upon him. - What does he want? 18 00:07:00,208 --> 00:07:03,292 A last look at you perhaps. He is 77. 19 00:07:03,375 --> 00:07:05,333 May he live forever. 20 00:07:10,417 --> 00:07:17,375 - How is Ennia? - My wife lives on if in the day she can see you again. 21 00:07:20,292 --> 00:07:22,250 Wait outside. 22 00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:44,292 - What does all this mean? - Take care, little boots. 23 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:49,250 - Pray to Isis for me. - I'll follow you as soon as I can. 24 00:08:04,125 --> 00:08:06,250 I hate I'm back here, Macro. 25 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:11,125 He's planning something. 26 00:08:12,208 --> 00:08:15,333 You've nothing to fear. I command Praetorian guards. 27 00:08:16,375 --> 00:08:19,208 With Tiberius, there's always something to fear. 28 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:24,125 Be very careful of Nerva. They say he can even tell what you're thinking. 29 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:29,208 Nerva! 30 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:31,333 - Prince! - Dear friend! 31 00:08:32,125 --> 00:08:34,292 Ten years is a long time for the Emperor to be heading away. 32 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:39,250 I should feel a great deal happier... if he would back in Rome where he belongs. 33 00:08:39,333 --> 00:08:44,167 - Tell me, how is the Emperor? - Old, like me. 34 00:08:44,333 --> 00:08:47,083 I mean, how is his mood? 35 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:49,167 Like the weather. 36 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:51,208 But the weather's good today. 37 00:08:52,125 --> 00:08:53,208 Changeable. 38 00:08:57,333 --> 00:09:03,125 I've heard that during the last month, seven of my colleagues in the senate have been put to death... 39 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:04,167 for treason. 40 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:11,167 Nine to be exact. Five of them cheated, they killed themselves. 41 00:09:12,083 --> 00:09:14,042 That wasn't playing fair. 42 00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:16,250 Don't you agree, Nerva? 43 00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:21,042 They were all good men. 44 00:09:24,042 --> 00:09:28,042 If they were good men, how could the Beloved Emperor find them guilty? 45 00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:30,250 You have a gift for logic, Prince. 46 00:10:21,167 --> 00:10:23,000 Caligula! 47 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:33,208 - Beloved grandfather. - Do your dance, boy. 48 00:10:35,042 --> 00:10:37,000 - My dance? - Yes. 49 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:41,042 The one that you delighted the army, when your father made you its mascot. 50 00:10:41,042 --> 00:10:42,000 Come on. 51 00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:44,083 Little boots. 52 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,167 - I'd forgotten it, Lord! - Oh, dance for me! 53 00:10:51,042 --> 00:10:52,125 Delight me! 54 00:10:53,958 --> 00:10:55,042 Dance! 55 00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:08,125 My little fishes. 56 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,167 Fishes. 57 00:11:12,167 --> 00:11:16,000 Why not? My little fishes! Come in! 58 00:11:16,083 --> 00:11:17,125 All of you! 59 00:12:15,083 --> 00:12:16,917 Stop that! 60 00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:44,917 Out, little fishes! You've had enough for today! 61 00:12:49,042 --> 00:12:51,000 - Caligula! - Yes, my Lord? 62 00:12:51,042 --> 00:12:54,000 Why do you say such monstrous things about me at Rome? 63 00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:58,042 - I hear you often pray for my death. - I don't, Lord, ever. 64 00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:00,000 You do not? 65 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:03,083 By Heavens, Caesar, I swear I do not. 66 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,833 You do not in... 67 00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:07,042 in public! 68 00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:10,917 Never, Lord! 69 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,958 Remember this! 70 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,875 That I have let you lived... 71 00:13:18,958 --> 00:13:20,833 so far. 72 00:13:21,917 --> 00:13:24,000 My little fishes love me. 73 00:13:24,958 --> 00:13:28,042 Innocents, you see. 74 00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:32,875 I protect their innocence. 75 00:13:33,042 --> 00:13:36,958 This is the least I can do. For it is a foul world. 76 00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:39,000 Rise up. 77 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,958 Nerva is scouting at us. Help me, Nerva. 78 00:13:46,917 --> 00:13:50,042 Help me transform this young barbarian into a Roman Caesar. 79 00:13:50,042 --> 00:13:55,042 There have been three Roman Caesars. Julius, Augustus and yourself. 80 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,792 - Which do you want him to be? - Best. 81 00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:04,833 - That would be your father, Augustus. - You see, Caligula, I'm insulted to my face. 82 00:14:07,042 --> 00:14:11,875 Nerva, dear friend! Watch out for Macro when I'm dead. 83 00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:18,792 - I know. He hates me... - Because you are wise. 84 00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:27,833 Because you are good. So when I'm gone, watch out for Macro. 85 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,875 I've taken my precautions, Caesar. 86 00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:35,958 Hmm. What might they be? 87 00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:45,917 Heaven help Rome! For I'm gone! 88 00:14:47,917 --> 00:14:51,958 - I am old. - Yes, Lord, but you will live forever. 89 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:57,792 All my family are dead but you, child Gemellus and that... 90 00:14:57,875 --> 00:14:59,875 Claudius that's uncle. 91 00:15:00,917 --> 00:15:03,833 The others struck down by fate. 92 00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:10,833 And it is fate, little boots, that rules us, not any god. 93 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:12,917 You are a god, Lord. 94 00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:18,792 No, I'm not! Not even when I'm dead. 95 00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:22,750 Julius Caesar and Augustus Caesar, they are gods. 96 00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:26,708 So say the Senate and so the people prefer to believe. 97 00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:27,958 Such myth they use. 98 00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:41,917 - Little boots, just look at you. - Yes, Caesar? 99 00:15:48,792 --> 00:15:53,792 I am mercy. A viper in Rome's bosom. 100 00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:08,875 Uncle! 101 00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:25,750 Caligula! 102 00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:29,708 Do you think this boy have been drinking? 103 00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:33,750 - I think he has, Caesar. - So do I! Macro! 104 00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:35,792 - Yes, Lord? - Bring him more wine! 105 00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:37,792 And waste none. 106 00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:47,667 Remove your bootlaces. 107 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:34,583 - And what do they say of me at Rome? - Oh, well, they need you, Lord and they miss you. 108 00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:37,792 Most of my life I have given to the Roman people. 109 00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:39,792 I have fought. 110 00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:42,750 I have given all. 111 00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:49,750 - Aren't they lovely? - Yes, Lord. 112 00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,708 The Satyrs are from Illyria. 113 00:17:53,792 --> 00:17:55,625 And... uh... 114 00:17:57,708 --> 00:18:01,667 This Nymph... is from... where are you from? 115 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:04,792 Britain, Lord. 116 00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:06,750 Britain. 117 00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:14,625 - Speaking statues. - Yes, yes! And they do more than speak. They do... 118 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:21,667 - You prefer nymphs to satyrs? - I like both, Lord. 119 00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:25,792 One needs both. Yes. To keep healthy. 120 00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:33,750 Rome is a republic and you and I are playing citizens. 121 00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:35,750 More confection! 122 00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:02,708 That's it! 123 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,708 That's the best of my stallions. 124 00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:36,708 Serve the state, Caligula, although the people in it are wicked beasts. 125 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:40,625 - But they love you, Lord. - Oh, no! No! 126 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:45,625 They fear me. And that is much better. 127 00:19:51,708 --> 00:19:54,458 I had no choice, you see. 128 00:19:54,542 --> 00:19:55,542 No choice. 129 00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:58,500 No choice? 130 00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:01,583 All I wanted was private life. 131 00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:06,583 I did not truly want to become emperor, but I had to. 132 00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:07,625 Had to? 133 00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:11,625 If someone else had become emperor, I would have been killed. 134 00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:15,542 As you will be. 135 00:20:18,708 --> 00:20:20,458 Will be? 136 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,583 Will be gra... gr... 137 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:56,542 - Will be, Grandfather? - Would be, if you were not my heir. 138 00:20:57,667 --> 00:21:03,625 When Rome was just a city and we were just citizens, we're known to one another. 139 00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:10,500 And we were frugal, good, disciplined and dignified. 140 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:21,375 The Romans I rule are not like we were. 141 00:21:21,542 --> 00:21:26,500 They lust... they lust for power and pleasure. 142 00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:30,375 Money... the wives of other men... 143 00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:34,375 Oh, yes, I am a true moralist. 144 00:21:35,417 --> 00:21:37,500 And stern as any Cato. 145 00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:45,583 Faith chose me to govern swine in my old day which I have become a swine-herd. 146 00:21:47,542 --> 00:21:52,542 - The faithless boy! Has he drunk enough wine? - I think he's drunk enough, Lord. 147 00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:54,458 So do I. 148 00:22:09,583 --> 00:22:12,458 Now he is happy. 149 00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:18,458 Homer! You would not know that? You were educated in army caps only. 150 00:22:18,458 --> 00:22:20,375 You will know enough to be a swine-herd. 151 00:22:20,542 --> 00:22:23,542 Caesar? The Senate sends these documents for your signature. 152 00:22:23,583 --> 00:22:24,542 Of course! 153 00:22:32,375 --> 00:22:34,542 The revise list to candidates for the requested order. 154 00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:38,500 I, Tiberius Caesar, command on the name of the Senate and the people of Rome. 155 00:22:41,542 --> 00:22:44,458 Tax assessment, regime minor, Brescia and Gaul. 156 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:49,333 I, Tiberius Caesar, command on the name of the Senate and the people of Rome. 157 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:57,375 Senator guilty of treason. 158 00:22:57,500 --> 00:23:04,417 Every senator believes himself to be a potential Caesar, therefore every senator is guilty of treason. 159 00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:06,333 In thought, if not indeed. 160 00:23:07,375 --> 00:23:11,333 The Senate is the natural enemy of any Caesar, Little Boots. 161 00:23:11,417 --> 00:23:12,417 Remember that. 162 00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:14,458 Traitors. Look at them. 163 00:23:17,417 --> 00:23:18,458 Traitors. 164 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:25,375 They offer to prove any law I made before I made it. 165 00:23:25,542 --> 00:23:29,292 I said: "What if I go mad? What then?" 166 00:23:31,375 --> 00:23:36,417 No answer. They were born to be slaves, Germanicus, never forget that. 167 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:40,292 I'm not Germanicus, Lord. I'm his son, Caligula. 168 00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:43,375 Yes. And your friend is Macro. 169 00:23:44,333 --> 00:23:48,333 - He serves you and only you, Lord. - And his wife is your friend, too. 170 00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:53,250 - Is she friendly in bed? - We must ask Macro that, Lord. 171 00:23:53,375 --> 00:23:57,333 - She seems friendly. - And your sister, Drusilla... 172 00:23:58,417 --> 00:24:01,417 My sister is my sister, Lord. 173 00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:06,250 I know everything that is said and done. 174 00:24:07,333 --> 00:24:08,417 And thought. 175 00:24:10,458 --> 00:24:14,417 The setting sun and the rising moon. 176 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:24,292 Gemellus, lovely boy! And too young to betray me. 177 00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:26,292 Perhaps not too young. 178 00:24:27,375 --> 00:24:32,375 Yes. Kiss your old grandfather. Yes. My last grandson. 179 00:24:33,292 --> 00:24:37,208 - I am your grandson, too, Caesar. - By adoption. 180 00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:41,333 This is the last flesh of my flesh. 181 00:24:42,250 --> 00:24:47,208 - Poor boy! What'd it become of you? - He's like a brother to me, Lord. 182 00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:50,292 Brother? Another brother is enough envy. 183 00:24:50,375 --> 00:24:56,458 Brother kills a brother who's killed his father who's killed his son. 184 00:24:57,250 --> 00:24:59,292 Faith! Drink, Caligula. 185 00:25:05,292 --> 00:25:07,250 After you, dear brother. 186 00:25:14,250 --> 00:25:15,333 Poor boy! 187 00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:20,417 When I am gone, Caligula will kill you. 188 00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:26,250 And then, someone will kill Caligula. 189 00:25:32,375 --> 00:25:36,333 Unless... unless he is dead, before I am. 190 00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:41,208 You are looking not well at all. 191 00:25:56,250 --> 00:26:04,125 I, Caligula Caesar, command on name of the Senate and people of Rome. 192 00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:23,250 A brother kills a brother, who's killed his father... 193 00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:29,125 who's killed his son. Faith! 194 00:26:29,167 --> 00:26:31,208 And then someone's killed Caligula... 195 00:26:35,375 --> 00:26:41,208 - He's going to kill me! - Sssh. You're safe. You're with me. 196 00:26:43,292 --> 00:26:45,125 He's going to kill us. 197 00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:51,125 Because that we killed our father, our mother and our brothers. 198 00:26:56,125 --> 00:27:01,083 - I am not going to die! - You won't! 199 00:27:01,125 --> 00:27:04,083 You're his heir. There is no one else. 200 00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:12,208 Yeah, it is. There's Gemellus an Claudius. 201 00:27:13,292 --> 00:27:17,250 Gemellus is too young, Claudius is an idiot... 202 00:27:17,292 --> 00:27:22,250 and Tiberius is old. You will be emperor. Soon. 203 00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:34,042 - And you will be my queen. - You can't marry your sister. 204 00:27:35,125 --> 00:27:38,083 - You can in Egypt. - But we're in Rome... 205 00:27:38,208 --> 00:27:40,167 and you're already promised. 206 00:27:45,125 --> 00:27:48,083 I know... To Ennia... 207 00:27:59,125 --> 00:28:01,083 It's only a bird. 208 00:28:09,167 --> 00:28:12,042 - Prince? - Hmm? What is it? 209 00:28:12,208 --> 00:28:14,000 My wife. 210 00:28:17,167 --> 00:28:19,167 Ennia! 211 00:28:35,083 --> 00:28:39,083 Now you are a man, Caligula. What are you going to do? 212 00:28:39,208 --> 00:28:43,125 You must be the master of your own destiny. 213 00:28:43,167 --> 00:28:47,125 Take it... with both hands. 214 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:17,042 Preteens! Why did you permit him to do it? 215 00:29:19,167 --> 00:29:21,125 Bind his wrists! 216 00:29:22,042 --> 00:29:24,083 Bind his wrists! 217 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:35,042 You must not go, you must not leave me. You're my friend, my only friend. 218 00:29:35,167 --> 00:29:40,000 I've lived too long, Tiberius, I hate my life. 219 00:29:40,167 --> 00:29:42,000 Leave us! 220 00:29:42,083 --> 00:29:43,917 Both of you! 221 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:50,125 The man to choose the hour of his own death is the closest he will ever come to tricking faith. 222 00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:55,042 And faith decreased that when you die, Macro will kill me. 223 00:29:55,083 --> 00:29:57,958 I'll arrest him and have him executed. 224 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,125 You can't. He controls you. 225 00:30:01,083 --> 00:30:09,917 Anyway, even if Macro dead, how could I go on living with this reptile? 226 00:30:12,167 --> 00:30:15,958 You will respect my friend always, won't you, reptile? 227 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,042 I've always respected him, Lord. 228 00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:23,042 - You hear? - Tiberius, you were wise once. 229 00:30:23,083 --> 00:30:29,000 - Ah, don't taunt me. I'm old. - I watched you go into a monster. 230 00:30:29,125 --> 00:30:35,917 One by one, I've seen you murder your family, your friends, the noblest men in Rome. 231 00:30:35,958 --> 00:30:38,917 - That is treason? - No, it's the truth. 232 00:30:40,917 --> 00:30:43,917 I and my oath had been surrounded by enemies. 233 00:30:44,917 --> 00:30:49,000 My own family and the Senate... You're cruel! 234 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:56,125 No, honest old men can sometimes see the future. 235 00:30:56,917 --> 00:31:03,875 So, from evils pass and evils yet to come... 236 00:31:04,917 --> 00:31:08,000 I now choose to escape. 237 00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:20,833 So these are your precautions, Nerva? 238 00:31:53,917 --> 00:32:00,917 - Nerva, what's it like? - Warm, no pain, just drifting away. 239 00:32:01,875 --> 00:32:03,042 - Do you see her? - Who? 240 00:32:03,875 --> 00:32:05,792 The Goddess Isis. 241 00:32:05,875 --> 00:32:09,833 - Oh, you're one of those who believe... - Do you see her? 242 00:32:11,042 --> 00:32:13,833 - No. - Are you sure? 243 00:32:18,958 --> 00:32:23,000 You're almost dead. What's it like? What's happening to you now? 244 00:32:24,042 --> 00:32:27,000 - Nothing. - You're lying. 245 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,875 You can see her. I know you can. What is she like? 246 00:32:30,917 --> 00:32:35,792 No... nothing at all... 247 00:32:36,958 --> 00:32:41,833 just... sleep... 248 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,917 Liar! 249 00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:07,792 Since Nerva died, Tiberius has been brought paralyzed. 250 00:34:07,792 --> 00:34:11,833 - They say he's close to death. - Tiberius dies, be worse for us. 251 00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:14,833 - Yeah, you love the bastard. - Take that back! 252 00:35:04,750 --> 00:35:07,875 Prince! The physician Charicles. 253 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:30,708 How is the Emperor? How long will he last? 254 00:35:30,833 --> 00:35:35,750 Well, it could happen any moment, but with care he might last a year or so. 255 00:35:41,667 --> 00:35:43,667 I can smell death... 256 00:35:44,667 --> 00:35:48,792 - but whose? - Don't worry! He can do nothing without me. 257 00:35:50,625 --> 00:35:53,708 So these poor unfortunate creatures thought... 258 00:35:54,792 --> 00:36:00,667 and where are they? No, Macro. He's planning something. 259 00:36:00,792 --> 00:36:02,750 You'll be emperor, soon. 260 00:36:15,833 --> 00:36:18,667 - You swear. - I sw... 261 00:36:37,667 --> 00:36:39,583 I swear. 262 00:37:23,708 --> 00:37:26,625 Leave! Everyone leave! 263 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:15,708 Tiberius! 264 00:38:22,625 --> 00:38:24,542 Tiberius! 265 00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:34,500 Caligula? 266 00:39:35,583 --> 00:39:36,583 Lord! 267 00:39:38,417 --> 00:39:40,583 Give me my ring. 268 00:39:49,458 --> 00:39:52,500 - No! - Yes. 269 00:40:04,542 --> 00:40:08,500 You... do not dare! 270 00:40:09,542 --> 00:40:10,500 Prince! 271 00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:13,417 You do not dare! 272 00:41:27,333 --> 00:41:28,500 Hail, Caesar! 273 00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:33,292 Hail, Caesar! 274 00:41:33,375 --> 00:41:37,417 I'd get everyone a symbol and a hope. For the announcement. 275 00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:29,375 Gemellus? 276 00:42:32,417 --> 00:42:34,250 Gemellus! 277 00:42:41,333 --> 00:42:42,458 Hail, Caesar. 278 00:42:46,417 --> 00:42:50,292 Gemellus. We are alone. 279 00:42:58,375 --> 00:43:00,375 We must love each other. 280 00:43:14,292 --> 00:43:18,333 Rest, Tiberius Caesar. 281 00:43:21,375 --> 00:43:27,167 Hail, Caligula Caesar. 282 00:43:32,208 --> 00:43:34,208 It's just like the dream. 283 00:43:37,208 --> 00:43:40,292 It's only his mask. You are Caesar now. 284 00:43:42,292 --> 00:43:43,250 Caesar. 285 00:43:43,333 --> 00:43:48,167 Caesar, Emperor of Rome, lord of the world. 286 00:43:49,333 --> 00:43:51,333 Lord of the world... 287 00:43:53,208 --> 00:43:55,208 I liked this dream. 288 00:44:16,250 --> 00:44:17,250 At the... 289 00:44:26,167 --> 00:44:31,125 At the insistence of the Senate and the people of Rome... 290 00:44:32,208 --> 00:44:35,292 I accept... humbly... 291 00:44:37,167 --> 00:44:41,208 the highest office of our great republic. 292 00:44:46,333 --> 00:44:49,167 Our great republic. 293 00:45:07,250 --> 00:45:09,292 Where's the onion? Give me the onion. 294 00:45:37,083 --> 00:45:39,042 Now beloved Tiberius was dying... 295 00:45:39,125 --> 00:45:43,042 - To the Tiber with Tiberius! - Yes! Yes! 296 00:45:43,167 --> 00:45:47,167 - Throw him to the river! - Yes! Yes! 297 00:45:47,292 --> 00:45:51,083 - Tiberius! Throw him! Throw him to the dark! - Yes! Yes! 298 00:45:51,125 --> 00:45:55,125 Today we begin a new era. 299 00:45:55,167 --> 00:45:58,125 I grant a general amnesty. 300 00:45:58,125 --> 00:46:00,125 - Hail! - Hail! Hail! Hail! 301 00:46:01,083 --> 00:46:08,250 Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! 302 00:46:08,292 --> 00:46:10,125 - Silence! - Caesar! Caesar! 303 00:46:10,167 --> 00:46:11,250 Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! 304 00:46:12,042 --> 00:46:12,292 - Silence! - Caesar! Caesar! 305 00:46:13,125 --> 00:46:15,208 Great Caesar is not finished. 306 00:46:22,167 --> 00:46:27,042 As my fellow counsel, the Senate and the people of Rome... 307 00:46:27,083 --> 00:46:30,167 have wisely chosen my loved uncle Claudius. 308 00:46:30,208 --> 00:46:32,083 Hail, Cladius! 309 00:46:33,083 --> 00:46:35,208 Take your place beside me, Claudius. 310 00:46:40,042 --> 00:46:43,083 - Caesar Caligula... - Take your place... 311 00:46:43,125 --> 00:46:45,125 I mean Calisus... 312 00:46:52,208 --> 00:46:55,167 I here with adopt as my son and heir... 313 00:46:56,083 --> 00:46:58,042 the Prince Gemellus. 314 00:46:58,167 --> 00:47:01,125 - Come forth, Prince. - Hail, Gemellus! 315 00:47:14,167 --> 00:47:19,958 From this moment, all official oaths will contain the following phrase:.. 316 00:47:20,208 --> 00:47:25,042 I will value neither my life, nor the lives of my children... 317 00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:28,042 any more highly than I do the Emperor. 318 00:47:28,125 --> 00:47:32,042 Hail! Hail! Hail! 319 00:47:32,125 --> 00:47:35,000 And of his sister, Drusilla. 320 00:47:44,042 --> 00:47:48,167 - Hail Drusilla! - Hail Caligula! 321 00:47:56,958 --> 00:47:58,917 We must be careful of him. 322 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:07,917 - Oh, Claudius? - No, Gemellus. 323 00:48:10,083 --> 00:48:13,917 Oh, yes! Gemellus. 324 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,958 Did you see their faces when I told 'em I had to swear not only to me? 325 00:48:23,125 --> 00:48:24,958 But to you? 326 00:48:25,083 --> 00:48:26,958 They were appalled. 327 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,958 - I do hope so. - But is it wise? 328 00:48:39,958 --> 00:48:41,083 I can do... 329 00:48:51,042 --> 00:48:53,042 anything I like... 330 00:48:57,917 --> 00:49:02,958 - to anyone. - Well, don't start with me. 331 00:49:05,917 --> 00:49:07,125 Who do you suggest? 332 00:50:08,875 --> 00:50:11,042 Get out! Out! 333 00:50:13,833 --> 00:50:17,917 - Who? - Why not start with Macro? 334 00:50:18,875 --> 00:50:20,833 - Macro? - Yes. 335 00:50:20,958 --> 00:50:23,958 Before he controls you as he controlled Tiberius. 336 00:50:27,042 --> 00:50:29,958 Superb! It's bright, Macro. Superb! 337 00:50:37,917 --> 00:50:41,000 - Fetch me Gemellus. - What? Here? 338 00:50:43,792 --> 00:50:45,792 Yes, here. Now. 339 00:50:52,833 --> 00:50:54,000 - Charicles! - My Lord? 340 00:50:54,833 --> 00:50:55,833 Stand here. 341 00:51:00,958 --> 00:51:04,917 - I want to bonus for my guards. - Oh, but Caesar, that's not possible! 342 00:51:04,958 --> 00:51:06,958 All things that happen are possible, Longinus. 343 00:51:06,958 --> 00:51:09,833 Make the impossible happen, then it'd be possible. Logical? 344 00:51:09,917 --> 00:51:13,958 - How, Caesar? The deficit, you see, is... - Look, how much is my purse? 345 00:51:14,875 --> 00:51:18,875 - Well, Lord, that is as much as you may require. - Oh, good! 346 00:51:19,833 --> 00:51:22,958 Ah, Macro! Would you stand over there? 347 00:51:27,917 --> 00:51:31,833 - Longinus, you here. - Yes, Caesar. 348 00:51:32,917 --> 00:51:38,875 Gemellus! I want you to look at these gentlemen very carefully. 349 00:51:39,917 --> 00:51:42,917 Take your time and tell me... 350 00:51:44,792 --> 00:51:47,833 who killed our beloved Tiberius? 351 00:51:54,875 --> 00:51:57,750 Who killed Tiberius? 352 00:52:14,750 --> 00:52:17,875 He did! Macro! 353 00:52:27,750 --> 00:52:28,792 Murderer. 354 00:52:38,792 --> 00:52:39,917 Arrest him! 355 00:52:56,833 --> 00:53:00,792 In honor of your new commander, Chaerea... 356 00:53:01,833 --> 00:53:04,667 ten gold pieces to every man! 357 00:53:04,708 --> 00:53:07,792 Hail! Hail! Hail! 358 00:53:10,708 --> 00:53:14,792 - Chaerea, arrest Macro. - Guards, arrest Macro. 359 00:53:17,667 --> 00:53:18,833 Don't you dare! 360 00:53:49,667 --> 00:53:50,750 Forgive me, Caesar... 361 00:53:52,792 --> 00:53:53,750 Ah, Chaerea! 362 00:53:53,792 --> 00:53:55,792 Two senators beg to see you. 363 00:53:55,833 --> 00:53:57,750 They have a disputable land. 364 00:53:57,833 --> 00:54:01,750 - And they wait your judgment. - Ah, bring them in. 365 00:54:01,750 --> 00:54:02,792 Bring them in. 366 00:54:03,833 --> 00:54:09,792 I'm interesting all there is Rome, even down to the land of the Toga. 367 00:54:25,792 --> 00:54:29,833 - Caesar, I must complain about the vow... - Give me the documents. 368 00:54:57,708 --> 00:55:00,583 - Guilty. - Thank you! Thank you! 369 00:55:00,667 --> 00:55:06,583 Don't thank. Justice must always be impartial. 370 00:55:06,667 --> 00:55:11,667 - It is so, Chaerea! Is it? - Yes. 371 00:55:12,708 --> 00:55:13,750 You may go. 372 00:55:51,542 --> 00:55:52,625 Ennia! 373 00:56:01,708 --> 00:56:03,583 You look beautiful. 374 00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:12,667 Is it good for growing hair? 375 00:56:14,625 --> 00:56:18,500 We'll be married soon. Divorce will only take a few days. 376 00:56:21,583 --> 00:56:25,458 - I think we should move. - Move? Where? 377 00:56:26,667 --> 00:56:28,667 Alexandria, say. 378 00:56:30,458 --> 00:56:31,667 To Egypt? 379 00:56:32,667 --> 00:56:33,708 Yeah! 380 00:56:35,542 --> 00:56:36,542 What do you think? 381 00:56:36,625 --> 00:56:40,667 I'd hate to leave Rome. I mean, the Senate... 382 00:56:41,500 --> 00:56:45,708 No, no, Ennia. I am Rome. Wherever I am, Rome is. 383 00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:48,667 There is the Senate and the people of Rome. 384 00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:55,583 You don't make me laugh. The way you say that. 385 00:57:05,500 --> 00:57:09,458 - Ah, Longinus. - Forgive us, Caesar. 386 00:57:13,625 --> 00:57:18,417 - Longinus, is it done? - The Senate has sentenced him to death. 387 00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:23,625 The commission. 388 00:57:28,667 --> 00:57:33,583 Chaerea, I now officially appoint you commander of my imperial guard. 389 00:57:35,542 --> 00:57:39,500 But what about Macro? What happened? Where is he? 390 00:57:39,542 --> 00:57:43,542 - He has been arrested for treason. - That's impossible! 391 00:57:44,458 --> 00:57:48,375 Caesar, you know he worshipped you. He made you! 392 00:57:55,500 --> 00:58:00,417 - Nobody made me. - I... I can't believe it. 393 00:58:01,375 --> 00:58:02,500 What did he do? 394 00:58:03,583 --> 00:58:09,583 Ennia! I had to take my destiny, with my own hands. 395 00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:22,458 Guards! 396 00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:23,500 Guards! 397 00:58:27,417 --> 00:58:29,417 Chaerea! She's to be back. 398 00:58:30,417 --> 00:58:32,417 - I love you! - To Gal! 399 00:58:33,542 --> 00:58:34,583 I love you! 400 00:58:37,375 --> 00:58:40,500 Caligula! How could you do it? He was your friend. 401 00:58:40,542 --> 00:58:42,542 He would've done anything for you! 402 00:58:43,417 --> 00:58:44,542 Don't send me away! 403 00:58:45,542 --> 00:58:47,542 I love you! 404 00:58:48,375 --> 00:58:49,542 Caligula! 405 00:58:53,375 --> 00:58:55,458 Now at least she doesn't have to get a divorce. 406 00:58:56,375 --> 00:58:58,458 But you still have to find a suitable wife. 407 00:58:59,542 --> 00:59:00,500 No. 408 00:59:06,417 --> 00:59:08,375 I'm going to marry you. 409 00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:11,375 You can't! We're not Egyptians. 410 00:59:12,458 --> 00:59:13,500 I know. 411 00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:16,458 We are much more beautiful. 412 00:59:17,333 --> 00:59:18,500 Rome is not Egypt. 413 00:59:19,417 --> 00:59:22,333 And stop looking at yourself like that. 414 00:59:25,375 --> 00:59:28,375 - Let's go to Egypt then. - You are a fool! 415 00:59:29,333 --> 00:59:32,458 - Caesar cannot be a fool. - But he's trying very hard. 416 00:59:32,500 --> 00:59:36,292 Caesar cannot be a fool! 417 00:59:36,458 --> 00:59:41,458 Little Boots! They'll throw you in the Tiber, if you temp to move the government. 418 00:59:42,333 --> 00:59:48,292 - So? - You are going to marry a lady of senatorial class. 419 00:59:50,458 --> 00:59:53,292 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 420 00:59:53,333 --> 00:59:54,417 You've got to have an heir. 421 00:59:58,375 --> 01:00:00,458 Who will kill me when he grows up. 422 01:00:03,333 --> 01:00:06,375 The priestess of Isis are meeting at my house tonight. 423 01:00:08,333 --> 01:00:10,292 You want me to marry one of them? 424 01:00:10,375 --> 01:00:11,333 Yes. 425 01:00:11,458 --> 01:00:12,458 No! 426 01:00:15,375 --> 01:00:16,333 No. 427 01:00:18,375 --> 01:00:19,417 Yes. 428 01:00:36,333 --> 01:00:38,292 I wonder what I should wear. 429 01:01:06,250 --> 01:01:09,458 - When just the performance for almighty Caesar? - Don't be disgusting. 430 01:01:09,458 --> 01:01:14,208 But I'm being practical. If I'm to choose a wife, I want to see what I'm within. 431 01:01:15,333 --> 01:01:16,292 Logic. 432 01:01:44,208 --> 01:01:46,333 Out that one looks rather interesting. 433 01:01:47,250 --> 01:01:52,167 Livia? Oh, she's taken. She's to marry Proculus, one of your officers. 434 01:01:52,208 --> 01:01:53,250 I'll send him to Spain. 435 01:01:53,333 --> 01:01:57,208 She's a virgin. Very boring. Not your style. 436 01:03:05,125 --> 01:03:09,292 - That will be my wife. - Oh, no! Not Caesonia. 437 01:03:10,333 --> 01:03:15,125 - Oh! You're impossible! - She's the most mysterious woman in Rome! 438 01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:17,250 Perfect. 439 01:03:26,125 --> 01:03:30,292 Caesonia's been divorced. She's extravagant. Always in debt. 440 01:03:31,167 --> 01:03:34,292 - I want her. - But not for a wife. 441 01:03:35,208 --> 01:03:40,125 - Send her to me now! - No, Little Boots! I won't let you do it! 442 01:03:40,292 --> 01:03:42,167 It wouldn't be wise. 443 01:03:46,167 --> 01:03:47,167 Yes! 444 01:03:48,125 --> 01:03:51,125 Such as the will of the senate and the people of Rome. 445 01:06:00,125 --> 01:06:04,000 You're very convincing as a priestess, Caesar. 446 01:06:06,125 --> 01:06:12,042 And you... as a sacrificial lamb, Caesonia. 447 01:07:23,083 --> 01:07:26,833 I told Caesonia that I would marry her. 448 01:07:27,083 --> 01:07:30,000 - Don't... - Ah, but only after she's born me a son. 449 01:07:30,042 --> 01:07:31,875 How will you ever know it's yours? 450 01:07:32,042 --> 01:07:35,833 Don't worry. I've got her very well guarded. 451 01:07:35,917 --> 01:07:38,917 Can you be sure one of the guards will be the father? 452 01:07:39,958 --> 01:07:42,958 They're all homosexuals who have been castrated. 453 01:08:22,875 --> 01:08:26,833 If only all Rome had just one neck. 454 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,917 Is that the officer Livia's going to marry with? 455 01:08:49,917 --> 01:08:51,792 Yes. Proculus. 456 01:08:52,833 --> 01:08:53,875 Proculus. 457 01:08:56,833 --> 01:08:57,958 - Longinus... - Caesar? 458 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:01,792 You see this young officer over here? Proculus? 459 01:09:01,875 --> 01:09:02,875 Yeah? 460 01:09:50,875 --> 01:09:54,792 Caligula Caesar, Emperor of Rome! 461 01:09:54,833 --> 01:09:57,750 - Hail! - Hail! 462 01:09:59,833 --> 01:10:05,917 - And the lady Drusilla and the lady Caesonia. - And the lady Drusilla and the lady Caesonia. 463 01:10:05,958 --> 01:10:07,917 - Hail! - Hail! 464 01:10:12,917 --> 01:10:14,875 - Are we late? - No, Caesar. 465 01:10:14,917 --> 01:10:16,750 You forgive us. 466 01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:20,833 Was the ceremony beautiful? The augury is good? 467 01:10:20,875 --> 01:10:24,750 - Yes, Caesar. - Splendid. 468 01:10:35,875 --> 01:10:38,667 You are very gracious to come. 469 01:10:43,875 --> 01:10:45,875 You are a Roman hero. 470 01:10:46,833 --> 01:10:47,792 Caesar. 471 01:10:59,708 --> 01:11:03,875 I shall now bestow the special blessings of almighty Caesar... 472 01:11:04,708 --> 01:11:05,917 upon this... 473 01:11:06,917 --> 01:11:08,792 happy union. 474 01:11:12,917 --> 01:11:15,708 Which way is the secret marriage bed? 475 01:11:37,708 --> 01:11:40,792 Ah! The kitchen! Oh, this will have to do! 476 01:11:44,750 --> 01:11:45,667 See you later! 477 01:11:45,833 --> 01:11:46,875 Little Boots! 478 01:11:47,792 --> 01:11:50,625 I thought you didn't like virgins. 479 01:11:50,750 --> 01:11:51,875 I've never known any. 480 01:11:55,875 --> 01:11:57,750 That is correct, Caesonia? 481 01:12:03,667 --> 01:12:05,750 And now for Caesar's wedding gift. 482 01:12:15,667 --> 01:12:17,750 What a delicious bride! 483 01:12:21,750 --> 01:12:23,625 Take off that robe. 484 01:12:33,625 --> 01:12:34,667 Splendid. 485 01:12:49,750 --> 01:12:53,792 - Is she really a virgin, Proculus? - Yes, Caesar. 486 01:12:55,667 --> 01:12:57,708 One can never be quite sure. 487 01:13:00,625 --> 01:13:03,625 Open your eyes, Livia! 488 01:13:22,583 --> 01:13:26,667 Lucky girl! To lose once virginity... 489 01:13:27,542 --> 01:13:29,750 to a direct descent of the goddess Venus. 490 01:13:30,750 --> 01:13:32,625 I... 491 01:13:33,542 --> 01:13:35,500 Caligula Caesar... 492 01:13:35,667 --> 01:13:36,750 command... 493 01:13:37,750 --> 01:13:40,542 Open your eyes, Proculus. 494 01:13:41,542 --> 01:13:44,542 command in the name of the Senate... Open 'em! 495 01:13:48,542 --> 01:13:54,708 The Senate and the people of Rome! 496 01:14:20,708 --> 01:14:22,667 She really was a virgin. 497 01:14:25,667 --> 01:14:26,708 Are you? 498 01:14:33,458 --> 01:14:34,667 Well? Are you? 499 01:14:36,542 --> 01:14:38,458 - No, Caesar. - No? 500 01:14:38,667 --> 01:14:42,667 Well, Isis won't like that! One law for woman, one for man! That's no fair! 501 01:14:43,500 --> 01:14:44,625 Come on! Off with your clothes! 502 01:14:56,708 --> 01:14:58,500 Splendid! 503 01:15:01,500 --> 01:15:04,500 I like your nice bushy hair, Proculus! 504 01:15:05,583 --> 01:15:09,542 - Caesar! I beg you! - So sit up! 505 01:15:20,542 --> 01:15:22,500 I think you were lying to me. 506 01:15:24,458 --> 01:15:26,458 You're a virgin, too. 507 01:15:44,625 --> 01:15:45,625 I... 508 01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:47,625 Caligula Caesar... 509 01:15:48,583 --> 01:15:52,375 command... in the name of the Senate... 510 01:15:52,625 --> 01:15:54,583 Open your eyes, Livia! 511 01:15:55,500 --> 01:15:58,500 and the people of Rome... 512 01:16:11,458 --> 01:16:15,500 You see how I exhausted myself to make your wedding holy. 513 01:16:24,458 --> 01:16:26,375 My blessings to you both! 514 01:17:00,583 --> 01:17:02,375 Gemellus! 515 01:17:13,542 --> 01:17:15,333 Caligula! 516 01:17:16,458 --> 01:17:17,458 Caligula! 517 01:17:24,375 --> 01:17:26,333 Gemellus! 518 01:17:53,417 --> 01:17:56,292 Jupiter loves me! 519 01:18:00,542 --> 01:18:02,333 Drusilla! 520 01:18:12,333 --> 01:18:14,500 - He's trying to kill me! - Who, Little Boots? 521 01:18:15,458 --> 01:18:20,417 Gemellus! I saw him! He ran away! Wants me dead! 522 01:18:31,333 --> 01:18:34,375 Now... now, Little Boots! 523 01:18:38,458 --> 01:18:40,292 Now you'll be alright! 524 01:18:46,417 --> 01:18:47,375 Now... 525 01:23:49,042 --> 01:23:50,167 Hail, Caesar! 526 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:52,083 - Hail! - Hail, Caesar! 527 01:23:52,125 --> 01:23:56,000 All hail Caesar's beautiful horse, Incitatus. 528 01:23:56,208 --> 01:23:59,042 Hail the most honorable Incitatus! 529 01:23:59,083 --> 01:24:01,042 Hail, Incitatus! 530 01:24:04,042 --> 01:24:07,083 There's Gemellus over there. Watch him. 531 01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:26,167 Chop chop, dear uncle, chop chop! 532 01:24:27,125 --> 01:24:29,042 I want your honest advise. 533 01:24:30,125 --> 01:24:33,000 Shall I make myself king of Rome? 534 01:24:33,042 --> 01:24:37,917 King? Well, but this is republic, isn't it? 535 01:24:38,125 --> 01:24:39,917 Very well, then. 536 01:24:41,958 --> 01:24:44,000 I shall make myself king of the republic. 537 01:24:44,083 --> 01:24:47,042 But you're already greater than any king, Caesar. 538 01:24:48,042 --> 01:24:49,917 I am a god! 539 01:24:50,167 --> 01:24:52,917 Or at least I will be when I'm dead. 540 01:25:07,083 --> 01:25:10,958 Gemellus, try one of these morels. Gemellus! 541 01:25:18,958 --> 01:25:21,083 - What's that smell? - What smell, Caesar? 542 01:25:21,958 --> 01:25:25,083 - What have you been taking? - Just a medicine. A bit to drop off the fever. 543 01:25:26,083 --> 01:25:28,917 - Did you give him medicine for the fever? - Well... 544 01:25:28,958 --> 01:25:31,875 - Yes or no? - No, I don't. 545 01:25:32,958 --> 01:25:37,083 Gemellus! Are you accusing your sovereign for being a poisoner? 546 01:25:37,083 --> 01:25:39,000 But I never accused you, Caesar! 547 01:25:39,958 --> 01:25:42,917 You took an antidote before coming to my table. 548 01:25:42,958 --> 01:25:45,958 Which is tend to mount for accusing me poisoning you. 549 01:25:46,875 --> 01:25:48,083 That is awkward, isn't it? 550 01:25:48,958 --> 01:25:50,042 Caligula! 551 01:26:05,083 --> 01:26:06,917 Chaerea! 552 01:26:08,917 --> 01:26:10,875 Arrest Gemellus... 553 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:12,833 for treason. 554 01:26:12,958 --> 01:26:14,958 Guards! Take him away! 555 01:26:20,958 --> 01:26:21,917 No! 556 01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:24,875 No! 557 01:26:26,917 --> 01:26:28,833 No! 558 01:26:31,875 --> 01:26:32,917 No, please! 559 01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:40,000 As if there ever could be an antidote against Caesar. 560 01:26:49,958 --> 01:26:51,000 Drusilla! 561 01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:55,833 - Why are you so concerned for him? - I'm not concerned for him. 562 01:26:55,958 --> 01:26:58,000 - But for you! - He knows about Tiberius! 563 01:26:58,875 --> 01:27:02,000 - He's a threat to me! - He's not! He's not even your heir! 564 01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:05,958 Caesonia now carries your child. 565 01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:13,750 - Gemellus will die! - You amateur! 566 01:27:13,917 --> 01:27:14,958 Amateur? 567 01:28:09,875 --> 01:28:12,792 And they weren't even poisoned. 568 01:28:25,958 --> 01:28:27,750 Caesar! 569 01:28:35,917 --> 01:28:36,917 - Well done! - Thank You. 570 01:28:38,917 --> 01:28:41,708 What will you do to her? What she said was treason. 571 01:28:43,833 --> 01:28:45,875 I decide what is treason, not you. 572 01:28:48,750 --> 01:28:49,875 Dance! 573 01:28:51,750 --> 01:28:53,792 - Dance? - Yes. 574 01:28:54,750 --> 01:28:56,667 And what about your son? 575 01:28:56,792 --> 01:28:59,875 Show Incitatus your new dance. 576 01:29:00,750 --> 01:29:01,833 My son... 577 01:29:02,875 --> 01:29:04,792 he will dance with you. 578 01:29:05,833 --> 01:29:06,917 Music! 579 01:31:06,583 --> 01:31:09,583 You are... beautiful... 580 01:31:11,625 --> 01:31:12,750 Drusil... 581 01:31:13,708 --> 01:31:15,542 beautiful. 582 01:31:16,583 --> 01:31:17,750 We are all alone... 583 01:31:18,750 --> 01:31:19,750 Drusilla. 584 01:31:58,583 --> 01:32:00,625 - He's going to kill me. - No. 585 01:32:00,667 --> 01:32:01,750 He's going to kill me. 586 01:32:04,708 --> 01:32:08,500 - The fever must be at soothe. - He's going to kill me. 587 01:32:08,583 --> 01:32:09,750 - What if it doesn't? - He's going to kill me. 588 01:32:11,625 --> 01:32:12,667 He's going to kill me. 589 01:32:14,750 --> 01:32:15,708 Drusilla! 590 01:32:16,667 --> 01:32:17,708 Drusilla! 591 01:32:18,625 --> 01:32:19,667 He's going to kill me! 592 01:32:20,750 --> 01:32:22,542 He's going to kill... 593 01:32:22,667 --> 01:32:23,542 me! 594 01:32:27,667 --> 01:32:29,500 Drusilla! 595 01:32:29,625 --> 01:32:30,625 Tell you... 596 01:32:31,667 --> 01:32:33,542 I love you! 597 01:32:46,625 --> 01:32:49,500 - Where is my sister? - She's coming. 598 01:33:04,542 --> 01:33:05,667 I'm here, Little Boots. 599 01:33:09,708 --> 01:33:11,500 Drusilla... 600 01:33:12,625 --> 01:33:15,625 - I'm dying. - You are not. 601 01:33:17,542 --> 01:33:18,500 I must... 602 01:33:19,500 --> 01:33:20,625 make my will. 603 01:33:21,458 --> 01:33:23,583 Don't talk. Sleep. 604 01:33:24,417 --> 01:33:27,500 Longinus. I want Longinus. 605 01:33:32,500 --> 01:33:34,583 Take my horse to his own bed. 606 01:33:37,667 --> 01:33:42,417 - He's a monster. - Even so, it's better that he doesn't die this time. 607 01:33:42,458 --> 01:33:44,458 - I don't see, why? - The people love him. 608 01:33:44,500 --> 01:33:47,625 There could be more revolutions, civil chaos, if he dies. 609 01:33:48,417 --> 01:33:50,500 It looks as if he's claimed to die anyway. 610 01:33:53,667 --> 01:33:55,417 Longinus? 611 01:34:09,500 --> 01:34:11,583 You call for me, Caesar? 612 01:34:15,625 --> 01:34:17,500 My will. 613 01:34:24,458 --> 01:34:27,458 Here with to my beloved Drusilla... 614 01:34:30,458 --> 01:34:32,458 the Roman Empire... 615 01:34:34,542 --> 01:34:38,375 title of Augusta... 616 01:34:46,500 --> 01:34:48,542 my little boots. 617 01:34:55,375 --> 01:34:56,458 Little boo... 618 01:35:01,583 --> 01:35:03,417 He's sleepy. 619 01:35:05,542 --> 01:35:07,500 No, he's not. 620 01:35:30,542 --> 01:35:32,375 Drusilla. 621 01:35:33,458 --> 01:35:36,333 Why do I get angry with you? 622 01:35:37,292 --> 01:35:38,458 Why do we always argue? 623 01:35:39,417 --> 01:35:41,292 You can't help it. 624 01:35:42,292 --> 01:35:43,458 We'll never quarrel again. 625 01:35:43,500 --> 01:35:45,333 Oh, yes, we will. 626 01:35:50,333 --> 01:35:51,500 Don't let me die. 627 01:36:04,333 --> 01:36:08,458 My lady! You must not touch him! The fever is contagious! 628 01:36:10,333 --> 01:36:14,375 Sleep! You're safe now. Drusilla's here. 629 01:36:14,458 --> 01:36:24,292 I offer my life, if Jupiter will only spare our beloved Emperor. 630 01:36:29,333 --> 01:36:32,292 - Jupiter accepts your offer. - Hmm? 631 01:36:32,417 --> 01:36:33,458 Execute him. 632 01:36:43,375 --> 01:36:45,333 The fever is breaking. 633 01:36:46,375 --> 01:36:49,500 Do you hear that, Little Boots? You're going to live. 634 01:36:55,292 --> 01:36:59,250 Drusilla tells me that I've been neglecting my work. So I recalled for duty. 635 01:36:59,417 --> 01:37:02,375 Your signature and seal is required, lord! 636 01:37:08,250 --> 01:37:13,208 I, Caligula Caesar, command on name of the Senate and people of Rome. 637 01:37:22,208 --> 01:37:25,375 I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name of the... 638 01:37:27,250 --> 01:37:28,417 Senate... and... 639 01:37:31,292 --> 01:37:32,417 people of Rome. 640 01:37:37,292 --> 01:37:40,208 I, Caligula Caesar, command on name of the Senate and people of Rome. 641 01:37:41,250 --> 01:37:43,333 I, Caligula Caesar, command on name of the Senate and people of Rome. 642 01:37:44,250 --> 01:37:45,375 I, Caligula Caesar, command on name of the Senate and people of Rome. 643 01:37:45,417 --> 01:37:47,292 I, Caligula Caesar, command on name of the Senate and people of Rome. 644 01:37:47,333 --> 01:37:48,375 I, Caligula Caesar, command on name of the Senate and people of Rome. 645 01:37:48,417 --> 01:37:50,250 I, Caligula Caesar, command on name of the Senate and people of Rome. 646 01:37:50,333 --> 01:37:53,417 Rome, Rome, Caesar, Caesar, Rome, Rome, rubbish, rubbish, rubbish! 647 01:38:01,417 --> 01:38:05,292 I, Caligula Caesar, command on name of the Senate and people of Rome. 648 01:38:11,333 --> 01:38:15,375 - No wonder life's so dull. - Yes, lord... oh... no, lord... and don't... 649 01:38:16,250 --> 01:38:19,208 Let's see if Proculus can liven things up for us! 650 01:38:29,167 --> 01:38:30,292 Proculus! 651 01:38:42,375 --> 01:38:45,333 Do you know that his wife is expecting her first child? 652 01:38:46,167 --> 01:38:48,250 We're not quite sure who the father is. 653 01:38:48,292 --> 01:38:51,292 Him or... God. 654 01:38:54,292 --> 01:38:59,333 Divine Caesar, please! What have I done? Why am I here? 655 01:39:00,292 --> 01:39:04,208 - Treason. - I've always been loyal to you. 656 01:39:04,333 --> 01:39:06,375 That is your treason. 657 01:39:07,208 --> 01:39:10,250 You're an honest man, Proculus, which means of bad Roman. 658 01:39:11,167 --> 01:39:12,292 Therefore you're a traitor. 659 01:39:13,250 --> 01:39:15,125 Logical, hmm? 660 01:39:28,125 --> 01:39:30,292 Now you must die like Gemellus. 661 01:39:31,333 --> 01:39:34,250 Like all moles failed Rome. 662 01:39:53,208 --> 01:39:57,167 Now slowly, very slowly. 663 01:39:58,250 --> 01:40:03,208 I want him to feel death. I want him to smell death. 664 01:40:15,250 --> 01:40:18,125 Now! What does it feel like, Proculus? 665 01:40:19,167 --> 01:40:21,250 Can you see the great goddess Isis? 666 01:40:22,083 --> 01:40:23,208 What does she say? 667 01:40:29,208 --> 01:40:31,083 Reptile! 668 01:40:31,292 --> 01:40:34,042 Make a note of this. 669 01:40:51,167 --> 01:40:54,083 I said slowly, you fool! 670 01:41:13,083 --> 01:41:17,208 Lucky boy! To off escaped me so easily. 671 01:41:36,125 --> 01:41:39,167 Longinus! Reptile! 672 01:41:40,042 --> 01:41:42,042 Cut off those and send them to Livia... 673 01:41:42,083 --> 01:41:46,000 as a souvenir of their great love. 674 01:42:04,042 --> 01:42:06,958 Caesar says, "Cut them off!" 675 01:42:34,125 --> 01:42:37,083 And now send the rest to Livia. 676 01:43:08,000 --> 01:43:09,083 Curtain! 677 01:43:27,958 --> 01:43:29,000 Child's head... 678 01:43:29,000 --> 01:43:30,042 has just appeared. 679 01:43:37,042 --> 01:43:39,875 - Is he alive? - Yes, Caesar. 680 01:43:44,083 --> 01:43:48,042 My lords! I'm now to be married to Caesonia. 681 01:43:49,000 --> 01:43:53,000 The mother of my son, Caligula Germanicus! 682 01:44:01,083 --> 01:44:03,958 Caligula! Caesonia! 683 01:44:04,000 --> 01:44:06,000 Ring, ring! Give me the ring! 684 01:44:23,042 --> 01:44:28,958 You are now wife, mother and empress of Rome. 685 01:44:30,958 --> 01:44:32,042 It's a girl. 686 01:44:35,000 --> 01:44:36,833 It's a girl. 687 01:44:37,000 --> 01:44:40,917 It is not a girl. Did you not hear Caesar say? 688 01:44:40,958 --> 01:44:44,833 I heard the voice of Caesar, but your daughter did not. 689 01:44:54,833 --> 01:44:57,917 - I should've waited, shouldn't I? - There will be other children. 690 01:45:08,875 --> 01:45:10,917 - Longinus. - Caesar? 691 01:45:12,833 --> 01:45:16,875 One month of free games and a gold coin to every Roman... 692 01:45:17,042 --> 01:45:20,917 to celebrate the birth of my son. 693 01:45:22,958 --> 01:45:28,000 My son... Julia Drusilla! 694 01:45:28,000 --> 01:45:30,958 Julia Drusilla! 695 01:45:31,000 --> 01:45:32,750 Drusilla? 696 01:45:39,792 --> 01:45:40,917 Drusilla! 697 01:45:41,875 --> 01:45:43,833 - The fever! - Drusilla! 698 01:45:44,958 --> 01:45:45,958 The fever! 699 01:46:16,875 --> 01:46:17,875 Drusilla! 700 01:46:21,792 --> 01:46:22,917 I'm here... 701 01:46:22,958 --> 01:46:23,917 it's your Little Boots! 702 01:46:28,792 --> 01:46:30,708 It's your Little Boots! 703 01:46:37,833 --> 01:46:38,875 Do something. 704 01:46:39,708 --> 01:46:42,708 I am doing everything I... I can, Caesar. 705 01:46:42,875 --> 01:46:46,708 I swear! But the fever must take its course. 706 01:47:05,708 --> 01:47:08,708 Great Isis! Save her! 707 01:47:09,708 --> 01:47:11,667 Take me! 708 01:47:12,708 --> 01:47:15,917 Caesar begs you, o mighty goddess! 709 01:47:21,708 --> 01:47:22,708 Caesar! 710 01:47:56,750 --> 01:47:57,792 Drusilla? 711 01:49:11,667 --> 01:49:15,708 Get out! Get out! Go on! Get out! Get out! 712 01:49:15,792 --> 01:49:20,708 Get out! Go on! Out! Out! Out! 713 01:49:32,792 --> 01:49:34,625 Drusilla! 714 01:49:41,708 --> 01:49:43,750 Almighty mother... 715 01:49:47,792 --> 01:49:49,583 You... 716 01:49:59,667 --> 01:50:01,583 I begged you... 717 01:50:03,708 --> 01:50:06,625 Caesar begs you... 718 01:53:52,375 --> 01:53:58,375 We, Caius Caesar Caligula, do decree one month public mourning... 719 01:53:58,375 --> 01:54:01,333 for our beloved sister, Drusilla. 720 01:54:01,500 --> 01:54:07,333 During which time anyone who laughs, baths, dines with his parents or children... 721 01:54:07,417 --> 01:54:10,458 or has intercourse will be sentenced to death. 722 01:54:11,375 --> 01:54:14,375 Such as the will of the Senate and the people of Rome. 723 01:54:32,417 --> 01:54:33,458 Hello! 724 01:54:59,292 --> 01:55:00,375 Come on, darling! 725 01:55:15,458 --> 01:55:18,375 Caligula has finished! 726 01:55:19,417 --> 01:55:25,250 Nestor restores the imperial heirs. 727 01:55:28,375 --> 01:55:31,458 The slaves of Rome! 728 01:55:43,375 --> 01:55:45,333 The people! 729 01:55:54,292 --> 01:55:57,375 The army! 730 01:56:02,250 --> 01:56:06,333 The tribune of the people! 731 01:56:17,208 --> 01:56:19,333 The Senate! 732 01:56:44,375 --> 01:56:50,292 And great and supreme... the Emperor! 733 01:56:59,208 --> 01:57:00,250 Hail! 734 01:57:01,250 --> 01:57:10,208 And I am... the lady Drusilla, his sister! 735 01:57:10,250 --> 01:57:19,250 Let's make love once again, brother Nestor! 736 01:57:20,208 --> 01:57:22,292 No! No! 737 01:57:23,167 --> 01:57:24,125 Stop! 738 01:57:25,208 --> 01:57:26,167 Stop! 739 01:57:28,292 --> 01:57:30,292 No! Stop! 740 01:58:22,208 --> 01:58:23,208 Another drunk. 741 01:59:04,208 --> 01:59:06,042 Do you have any news of him? 742 01:59:16,083 --> 01:59:21,042 According to one report, he's gone to Egypt. 743 01:59:23,000 --> 01:59:25,125 And according to the other reports? 744 01:59:26,125 --> 01:59:27,125 Well... 745 01:59:28,083 --> 01:59:29,208 to Greece... 746 01:59:30,083 --> 01:59:32,042 another, Persia... 747 01:59:33,167 --> 01:59:37,125 to Carthage and another again, to Gal. 748 01:59:39,125 --> 01:59:42,083 And where do you think he is? 749 01:59:43,167 --> 01:59:46,125 - He could be anywhere. - No. 750 01:59:47,000 --> 01:59:48,125 He's here in Rome. 751 01:59:49,208 --> 01:59:51,000 He's testing us. 752 02:02:50,833 --> 02:02:51,917 Get off! 753 02:02:55,875 --> 02:03:01,000 I have existed from the morning of the world, and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. 754 02:03:01,000 --> 02:03:05,958 Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man. 755 02:03:06,042 --> 02:03:08,042 Therefore I am... 756 02:03:10,000 --> 02:03:11,917 a god. 757 02:03:24,042 --> 02:03:28,792 I shall wait for the unanimous decision of the Senate. 758 02:03:29,000 --> 02:03:31,833 All those who say aye... 759 02:03:31,958 --> 02:03:33,875 say "Aye!" 760 02:03:38,833 --> 02:03:39,875 Aye! 761 02:03:41,917 --> 02:03:42,958 Aye! 762 02:03:43,000 --> 02:03:44,833 - Aye! - Aye! 763 02:03:44,833 --> 02:03:45,792 - Aye! - Aye! 764 02:03:45,833 --> 02:03:50,750 Aye! Aye! Aye! 765 02:03:50,792 --> 02:03:52,917 Aye! Aye! Aye! 766 02:03:53,750 --> 02:03:54,917 He's a god now. 767 02:03:56,833 --> 02:04:00,750 Aye! Aye! Aye! 768 02:04:00,917 --> 02:04:01,958 Baa! 769 02:04:02,792 --> 02:04:04,917 - Baa! - Baa! 770 02:04:05,875 --> 02:04:07,917 - Baa! - Baa! 771 02:04:07,958 --> 02:04:09,958 - Baa! - Baa! 772 02:04:10,833 --> 02:04:11,958 - Baa! - Baa! 773 02:04:12,792 --> 02:04:14,750 - Baa! - Baa! 774 02:04:14,792 --> 02:04:16,833 - Baa! - Baa! 775 02:04:16,875 --> 02:04:18,833 - Baa! - Baa! 776 02:04:18,875 --> 02:04:20,792 - Baa! - Baa! 777 02:04:20,833 --> 02:04:22,708 - Baa! - Baa! 778 02:04:22,792 --> 02:04:26,958 The period of mourning is now over. 779 02:04:27,708 --> 02:04:28,792 He's mad! 780 02:04:53,750 --> 02:04:55,792 Enjoy yourself. 781 02:04:55,958 --> 02:04:57,750 Take care. 782 02:05:13,833 --> 02:05:16,708 Now the fun begins. 783 02:05:16,833 --> 02:05:19,750 But... ah... are you going to enjoy it as well? 784 02:05:19,792 --> 02:05:21,917 I don't know. Should we ask them? 785 02:05:22,708 --> 02:05:23,750 Longinus! 786 02:05:29,750 --> 02:05:32,875 Ah, Longinus! My financial wizard. 787 02:05:33,833 --> 02:05:35,792 We have a question for you. 788 02:05:36,833 --> 02:05:38,875 Who're the richest men in Rome? 789 02:05:39,750 --> 02:05:40,792 Who? 790 02:05:41,750 --> 02:05:45,708 Answer: The pimps. 791 02:05:45,833 --> 02:05:47,625 Question number two. 792 02:05:48,708 --> 02:05:52,750 Who are the most lascivious sluts in all of Rome? 793 02:05:55,667 --> 02:05:56,750 Who? 794 02:05:57,833 --> 02:06:01,875 Answer: The senators' wives. 795 02:06:02,667 --> 02:06:08,792 So, an imperial brothel. A most logical way to balance the state budget. 796 02:06:47,708 --> 02:06:51,667 As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, we have gone to great expense... 797 02:06:51,708 --> 02:06:54,708 to bring you the finest flesh in our empire. 798 02:07:04,667 --> 02:07:06,625 Five gold pieces! 799 02:07:08,792 --> 02:07:12,792 Only five gold pieces for each and every twenty minutes! 800 02:07:13,833 --> 02:07:15,708 And that's a bargain! 801 02:07:30,750 --> 02:07:37,583 Look at them! Aren't they beautiful? ...superb! 802 02:07:43,125 --> 02:07:47,125 The most lascivious ladies of the Roman Empire have come today... 803 02:07:47,167 --> 02:07:50,208 to perform their patriotic beauties for all. 804 02:07:51,125 --> 02:07:54,083 For a mere five gold pieces. 805 02:07:54,167 --> 02:07:58,042 All with them, that they will welcome you well. 806 02:08:00,042 --> 02:08:02,083 Follow for all the imperial bungalow... 807 02:08:02,250 --> 02:08:06,167 and better make your choice of the finest treasure of the Empire. 808 02:08:10,208 --> 02:08:14,125 Just five gold pieces for each and every twenty minutes. 809 02:08:14,208 --> 02:08:19,083 And that's a bargain, most of the women here are respectable, married ladies. 810 02:08:20,083 --> 02:08:24,250 Senators' wives. Whores of plainest reputation. 811 02:08:27,125 --> 02:08:29,250 I'll have to work out a special rate for you. 812 02:08:36,000 --> 02:08:38,167 Greetings! Flavia, come! 813 02:08:38,250 --> 02:08:43,167 Don't waste time! The wives of our senators are not merely beautiful... 814 02:08:43,208 --> 02:08:47,042 like their husbands, they are insensible. 815 02:08:48,042 --> 02:08:52,000 And for only five gold pieces, took any one of you. 816 02:09:25,125 --> 02:09:28,000 Do the wives of golden juice come on you! 817 02:09:28,000 --> 02:09:32,083 Take their wives, use them, confuse them. 818 02:09:32,125 --> 02:09:34,042 Do as you will with them. 819 02:09:34,125 --> 02:09:41,042 They are yours. Just yours for only five. Five gold pieces. 820 02:09:44,125 --> 02:09:45,958 Hairy nipples! 821 02:09:49,125 --> 02:09:54,958 Senator Marcellus! Your wife will scare our customers away. 822 02:09:56,083 --> 02:09:57,958 Try help walnuts. 823 02:09:59,083 --> 02:10:02,125 Hey, you over there! Don't pinch yourself. 824 02:10:02,125 --> 02:10:06,042 The more that you give, the more they will bite you. 825 02:10:39,125 --> 02:10:43,917 How many enjoying the skills perfected by our senators' ladies... 826 02:10:43,958 --> 02:10:47,042 while their husbands left in the Senate? 827 02:11:21,833 --> 02:11:23,958 Only five gold pieces! 828 02:11:24,083 --> 02:11:25,042 Five! 829 02:11:26,917 --> 02:11:28,083 Senators' wives... 830 02:11:28,083 --> 02:11:31,833 for a blameless reputation! 831 02:11:52,917 --> 02:11:55,875 He's making customs using all our wives and daughters. 832 02:11:56,792 --> 02:11:58,792 Humiliating the Senate and defending the army. 833 02:11:58,958 --> 02:12:00,875 That's why the people love him. 834 02:12:14,833 --> 02:12:18,042 Longinus! You're not having any fun! Enjoy yourself! 835 02:12:18,917 --> 02:12:22,917 - What is your preference? - Everything and nothing, Caesar. 836 02:12:24,917 --> 02:12:26,917 You can't have both for the same price. 837 02:12:35,917 --> 02:12:38,917 - He's provoking you. - Only me? Huh! 838 02:12:38,958 --> 02:12:41,792 He's mad! He doesn't know what he's doing. 839 02:12:43,750 --> 02:12:46,500 He knows what he's doing perfectly well. 840 02:12:48,500 --> 02:12:51,583 - Give him enough rope... perhaps... - He'll hang us all! 841 02:13:33,500 --> 02:13:37,458 We also have a few very sappier ladies here today. 842 02:13:37,583 --> 02:13:40,708 You may slash them or may bind them. 843 02:13:41,667 --> 02:13:44,500 Five gold pieces to buy you both! 844 02:13:44,708 --> 02:13:47,542 For five gold pieces! 845 02:14:22,625 --> 02:14:26,458 Can't you stop bothering for just a few moments? 846 02:14:27,667 --> 02:14:28,667 Chaerea! 847 02:14:29,458 --> 02:14:31,625 I hear you have a taste for little boys. 848 02:14:32,500 --> 02:14:34,625 - Is that not so? - No, Caesar! Big boys. 849 02:14:36,542 --> 02:14:38,667 - My soldiers. - Are they ready? 850 02:14:39,458 --> 02:14:40,500 Yes, Caesar. 851 02:14:40,667 --> 02:14:42,542 Perfect! 852 02:14:53,583 --> 02:14:56,417 We sail for Britain! 853 02:15:48,542 --> 02:15:50,417 He will not go again! 854 02:17:18,333 --> 02:17:21,458 We're only a few has marched from Rome. 855 02:17:22,500 --> 02:17:24,500 And what new madness is this? 856 02:17:28,458 --> 02:17:31,458 Mars tells me we will enjoy a great victory. 857 02:17:36,917 --> 02:17:38,958 - Ah, Chaerea! - Caesar? 858 02:17:40,958 --> 02:17:42,833 Are we prepared for the invasion? 859 02:17:43,875 --> 02:17:44,958 Yes, Caesar... 860 02:17:46,833 --> 02:17:47,875 only... 861 02:17:47,958 --> 02:17:49,792 Only what? 862 02:17:50,958 --> 02:17:53,917 - Where is Britain? - Where? 863 02:17:55,792 --> 02:17:56,875 There. 864 02:17:57,875 --> 02:17:59,917 Ah, yes, lord, there... 865 02:18:00,792 --> 02:18:03,917 but... eh... there is no enemy. 866 02:18:05,750 --> 02:18:07,792 There is papyrus cane. 867 02:18:08,750 --> 02:18:11,833 - Papyrus cane, Divine Caesar? - Yes, papyrus. 868 02:18:11,875 --> 02:18:13,875 Don't be so stupid, Chaerea! 869 02:18:14,792 --> 02:18:17,917 Order my army to attack and destroy that papyrus. 870 02:18:18,875 --> 02:18:19,917 Yes, lord. 871 02:18:24,833 --> 02:18:28,750 After all, we must have some proof that I have conquered Britain. 872 02:18:45,833 --> 02:18:46,833 War! 873 02:19:42,833 --> 02:19:44,667 Kill! 874 02:20:06,708 --> 02:20:09,792 While all of you were living safely here in Rome... 875 02:20:09,833 --> 02:20:12,750 your beloved emperor was risking his life... 876 02:20:12,750 --> 02:20:15,792 to preserve and enlarge the Empire. 877 02:20:22,750 --> 02:20:26,750 I've heard rumors that the Senate doesn't believe that I ever went to Britain. 878 02:20:27,583 --> 02:20:29,625 No! No, lord! 879 02:20:29,708 --> 02:20:35,625 But I did conquer Britain, and I have a hundred thousand papyrus canes to prove it! 880 02:20:38,833 --> 02:20:42,708 - Hail, Caligula Caesar! - Hail, Caesar! 881 02:20:42,708 --> 02:20:47,625 - Hail, Caligula the Conqueror! - Hail! Hail! Hail! 882 02:20:48,708 --> 02:20:51,667 Better be careful, he's in a strange mood tonight. 883 02:21:03,708 --> 02:21:04,750 Caligula! 884 02:21:05,792 --> 02:21:10,708 - They hate you now. - Let them hate me. So long as they fear me. 885 02:21:10,750 --> 02:21:14,667 They are senators and consuls. They are important men. 886 02:21:14,792 --> 02:21:17,583 So important that they prove all I do? 887 02:21:17,708 --> 02:21:18,792 They must be mad. 888 02:21:18,983 --> 02:21:20,150 I don't know what else to do to revolt them. 889 02:21:20,192 --> 02:21:22,108 Great victory! 890 02:21:22,150 --> 02:21:23,983 In Britain! 891 02:21:26,108 --> 02:21:27,150 And now... 892 02:21:28,192 --> 02:21:33,025 the booties captured during this great campaign. 893 02:21:35,150 --> 02:21:36,150 Fish. 894 02:21:38,108 --> 02:21:41,900 Mullet, blenny and salmon. 895 02:21:43,025 --> 02:21:44,900 Oysters... 896 02:21:45,150 --> 02:21:49,025 and beautiful pink pearls. 897 02:21:49,900 --> 02:21:54,983 From the blue seas and silver rivers of Britain. 898 02:21:57,900 --> 02:22:05,025 Gained from the green forests and golden holms of Britain... 899 02:22:05,983 --> 02:22:10,025 swell pheasants, lovesome geese. 900 02:22:26,888 --> 02:22:28,763 Cowards. 901 02:22:33,888 --> 02:22:37,680 Crawl! Crawl! Crawl! 902 02:22:37,847 --> 02:22:40,763 I hate them! 903 02:22:47,722 --> 02:22:49,722 Almighty Caesar says... 904 02:22:49,888 --> 02:22:52,638 to balance the state budget... 905 02:22:52,722 --> 02:22:57,680 we shall confiscate the entire estates of all those who have failed Rome. 906 02:23:02,638 --> 02:23:04,763 Read out your list, Longinus. 907 02:23:06,763 --> 02:23:16,680 Senators Galva, Aponius, Marcellus, Antonius, Cassius... 908 02:23:16,763 --> 02:23:17,805 Chaerea! 909 02:23:18,680 --> 02:23:21,638 They have failed me. Arrest them. 910 02:23:21,680 --> 02:23:22,763 Lepidus... 911 02:23:24,680 --> 02:23:27,680 Sextus and Octavius. 912 02:23:27,722 --> 02:23:28,763 Guards! Arrest them! 913 02:23:46,638 --> 02:23:47,805 Almighty Caesar says... 914 02:23:48,680 --> 02:23:49,763 finish your dinner. 915 02:23:52,805 --> 02:23:54,680 Eat! 916 02:24:01,805 --> 02:24:03,638 He must be done soon. 917 02:24:08,805 --> 02:24:12,555 - Watch Chaerea! - Why? 918 02:24:12,638 --> 02:24:14,555 The omens are not good. 919 02:24:14,722 --> 02:24:16,555 Be on your guard. 920 02:24:18,638 --> 02:24:20,722 I think he intends to kill me. 921 02:24:25,763 --> 02:24:27,638 What is amusing, Caesar? 922 02:24:28,763 --> 02:24:29,763 Just a thought. 923 02:24:30,638 --> 02:24:32,722 May I ask what thought? 924 02:24:37,513 --> 02:24:39,763 Is it true that there is a conspiracy against me, Longinus? 925 02:24:40,555 --> 02:24:43,555 Eh... well, lord... that is... I mean... 926 02:24:43,763 --> 02:24:46,597 It seems there is a secret plot. 927 02:24:46,638 --> 02:24:48,722 A plot is always a secret, if it's not a secret, not a plot or a plan. 928 02:24:48,763 --> 02:24:50,680 That is logical, is it not, Claudius? 929 02:24:51,597 --> 02:24:53,597 Even a half-wit can know that and you are a half-wit. 930 02:24:53,638 --> 02:24:55,597 Half of me is, Caesar. 931 02:24:58,680 --> 02:25:00,638 The situation's gone too far. 932 02:25:00,680 --> 02:25:04,638 He's muffed the guards, overruled the government and insulted the best friends of Rome. 933 02:25:04,763 --> 02:25:07,638 Yes, the Senate counts for nothing anymore. 934 02:25:07,638 --> 02:25:08,680 No one is safe from him. 935 02:25:08,763 --> 02:25:12,513 - He's a tyrant. - Then what can we do? 936 02:25:12,597 --> 02:25:14,555 There's only one solution. 937 02:25:15,680 --> 02:25:19,513 - If Caligula ought to die... - It could happen. 938 02:26:21,638 --> 02:26:23,513 You need to sleep. 939 02:26:24,513 --> 02:26:27,597 I think I shall resign myself to living forever. 940 02:26:29,472 --> 02:26:30,555 I hope you do. 941 02:26:48,638 --> 02:26:50,597 I am going bald. 942 02:26:54,513 --> 02:26:56,388 No, you're not. 943 02:26:56,513 --> 02:26:58,638 You've never been able to face the facts, have you? 944 02:26:59,555 --> 02:27:04,597 The facts? Yes, my lord. Can you? 945 02:27:13,430 --> 02:27:16,472 I need some sleep. 946 02:27:19,555 --> 02:27:21,472 I need you. 947 02:27:49,472 --> 02:27:51,472 Psst! Are you ready? 948 02:27:52,347 --> 02:27:55,347 Will you speak your lying sister Isis? 949 02:27:57,388 --> 02:28:01,472 Long have I wondered in the land of men... 950 02:28:01,555 --> 02:28:05,513 in search of you, brother Osiris. 951 02:28:12,555 --> 02:28:16,555 I have been killed and cut in two bits. 952 02:28:18,555 --> 02:28:25,305 You put my pieces together, bringing back life... 953 02:28:25,472 --> 02:28:27,388 with a kiss. 954 02:28:29,388 --> 02:28:31,305 There goes our blood. 955 02:28:35,347 --> 02:28:38,513 It doesn't matter. It's only a show. 956 02:28:49,555 --> 02:28:53,430 - I can't get it right. - No, Caesar! Look, like that. 957 02:28:58,305 --> 02:28:59,388 Hello, precious! 958 02:29:04,305 --> 02:29:05,430 Have you been a good girl? 959 02:29:13,472 --> 02:29:16,305 Don't you think she looks beautiful in my costume? 960 02:29:16,347 --> 02:29:18,347 - She's even wearing my little boots. - Cause you like her power. 961 02:29:18,388 --> 02:29:21,513 My little... boots! 962 02:29:44,472 --> 02:29:46,305 She's serious. 963 02:29:52,388 --> 02:29:54,388 Going to be dressed like you today. 964 02:30:25,263 --> 02:30:26,305 Password? 965 02:30:28,222 --> 02:30:29,180 Scrotum! 966 02:30:29,305 --> 02:30:30,347 So be it! 967 02:31:14,347 --> 02:31:15,347 I'll... 968 02:31:16,305 --> 02:31:18,180 live... 969 02:31:19,263 --> 02:31:20,388 live... 970 02:32:20,347 --> 02:32:23,222 Hail, Claudius Caesar! 971 02:32:23,263 --> 02:32:26,180 - Hail, Claudius Caesar! - Hail, Claudius! 972 02:32:26,222 --> 02:32:30,222 - Hail, Claudius! - Claudius, hail! 973 02:32:32,263 --> 02:32:35,222 Hail, Claudius Caesar! 974 02:32:36,180 --> 02:32:37,180 Hail! 975 02:34:21,000 --> 02:34:27,000 Caligula.1979.Extended.Uncensored.720p.BluRay.x264-CtrlHD Sync & minor fixes by eladir