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第九集：关于橘的恐怖故事

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我要去便利商店，有人要一起吗

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加一

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加一

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加一

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那我也加一

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大家好

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我是津津井

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有在追这部作品的朋友，谢谢你

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这是第一次看哦的朋友，你好

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今天要来介绍我从前世就很要好的，亲爱的好友们

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仰卧起坐很赞耶

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我虽然没能生为帅哥

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但只要把耳机插进鼻孔，就能变成帅哥本人了耶

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同人即售会没人在管花多少钱的

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不存在CP值这种事

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但只是不计较，不是在乎

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首先是Zoff田胸章

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你冷静点

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课金泥沼是直通地狱的

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总之先来个深呼吸吧

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我家有这么大的挂轴哦

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把自己赚的钱花在自己的嗜好上，有什么不对

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这对我们来说才是种疗愈

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我好开心能跟大家当朋友

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谢谢

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好痛

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怎么了

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我早上穿鞋时好像扭到了

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穿个鞋就扭到？

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嗯

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成人扭伤其实挺难受的

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还好吗，能走吗

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嗯，没问题，谢谢

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不要勉强哦

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嗯

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第一位要介绍的是橘

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我们是高中认识的好友
前世今生的好友，橘

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她的推是战队英雄
推，战队英雄

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有人生日的时候

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就会毫无意义地大量生产…
必杀技，原创周边攻击

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拿朋友的大头照片设计礼物
必杀技，原创周边攻击

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上次收到的是这个

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跟这个

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还有这个

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还有这种哦

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真心不需要

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但这样的橘

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也有很可怕的一面

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小M你穿布鞋啊

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嗯，这是为了能随时一决胜负

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那要来比那个吗

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你说的那个该不会是…

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小跳步赛跑

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当然要

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Zoff田，一样麻你来下口令

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明白

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终点是便利商店

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预备

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等等

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我也要加入

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不要啦

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就是啊，扭伤还小跳步不好啦

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一定会恶化的

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没问题，其实不怎么痛的

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你刚才明明有喊痛

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但实际上现在不会痛了啊

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说不定其实没真的扭伤

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你就那么想小跳步啊

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开始吧

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不准刻意放水哦

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-好可怕…-好吓人…

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你这样很可怕耶

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开始吧

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那么重来一遍

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预备

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起

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《津津井小姐的日常》

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那真的超好笑的耶

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对吧

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对了，我其实骨折了说

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不过好好像已经好了

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果然那时候应该全力阻止你的

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别在意，是我自己说想比的

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我还以为只是轻微扭伤

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我也以为啊，不过…

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小跳步赛跑过几天后

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我在公司搬一座很重的图腾柱时

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新摆设不错哦

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很棒对吧

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好痛

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还好吗

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那时候真以为这下骨头肯定碎了

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你居然搬这么重的东西吗

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好重

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好痛…

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被敲到的脚背部分没事呢

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真的吗

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可是啊…

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你脚踝部分有骨折的痕迹哦

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你看

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就是这里

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不过已经恢复了

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你有印象是为什么吗

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没有

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没有啊，这样啊

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你还真厉害啊

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我很常被人这么说

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总之好了就没事啦

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不对，明明就有

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对啊

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不过反正已经好了，所以没关系

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太好了

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拜托千万要小心哦

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嗯，谢谢关心

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就在我以为，这件事到此结束的时候…

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我被车撞了

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喂喂，橘，你没事吧

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嗯，我完全没事哦，不过…

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到底怎么了

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就是…

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我很普通地走在去上班的路上

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然后很普通地被车撞了

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这就车祸嘛，你去看医生了没

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司机马上下车…

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你还好吗，我马上送你去医院

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不用了，我赶时间

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那是拒绝搭讪时的用词吧

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然后就普通地去上班了

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这种时候就别去了啦

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不过我是真的没事啊

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你身体是铁打的吗

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总之没受伤真是太好了

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要多小心哦

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以上就是关于橘的恐怖故事

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让你久等了

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冈崎你听我说

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橘说她被车撞了

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咦，她还好吗

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她本人是说没事

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可她上次以为是扭伤，结果其实是骨折

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那件事真的吓人一跳呢

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不过要说常见也很常见啦

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哪里常见了

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嗯？这不是每个人迟早都会碰到的吗

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接着要介绍的是这位冈崎

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她也不输给橘，还挺…

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不好意思

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我要一杯草莓牛奶

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跟平常一样要甜一点

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挺神奇的

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拜拜

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Ep10，冈崎与烟火

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好好喝

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大家好，我是津津井

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这回的主角

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是正在喝草莓牛奶的这位冈崎

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前世今生的好友，冈崎

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她的推是某知名偶像团体
推，某知名偶像团体

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外表看起来很惹人怜爱

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不过有时会露出，以吟诗做词表达对推的爱等等

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令人禁不住意外的一面

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万万不可小觑

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百望不厌是我推的容颜
*改自《和泉式部集》82首

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渴盼每朝揽镜便见其人
*改自《和泉式部集》82首

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冈崎，着

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译：我推真是百看不厌

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最好像每天照镜子一样，能随时看见

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我有推

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但令人难过的是

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没有任何有关他的情报

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唯有我的思慕不曾间断

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津津井，着

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译：我推情报太少，好难过

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无消无息成这样害我更迷恋了

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你之前不是去了推的演唱会吗

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结果怎么样

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超赞的

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就是…超赞的

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总之超赞的就对了

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这我听说了

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总之呢

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这次位置是我至今抽到最好的

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一直最喜欢了哦

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位置近到根本不需要望远镜

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超棒的啦

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歌单也很完美

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还排了我这辈子，至少想听一次现场的歌

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好赞哦

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真的像是作梦一样

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光是这样就已经很棒了

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想不到他居然在演出途中

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走到我眼前来

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然后这次是百分百确定无庸置疑地，跟我推超近距离对上视线

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太神了

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在那瞬间我冒出了一个想法

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“该降担了”
*不再支持原本的推

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啥，我听不懂，什么意思

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我自己也很惊讶

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但脑海很不可思议地浮现了这个字

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为什么要降担

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为什么呢

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因为幸福得太不现实

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让我直觉认为今后不会发生比这更令我震撼…

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这辈子不会出现比这一刻，更令我感动的瞬间了

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大概是想自己划下句点

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将那个瞬间变成永远吧

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这是疯狂科学家的逻辑吧

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…谢谢

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不，我不是在称赞的说

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不好意思

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请再来一杯草莓牛奶

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不过说到冈崎这个人

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在我心中最难忘的…

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要属疫情期间，我们办远距夏日祭典的时候

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这里的草莓牛奶真的很草莓牛奶呢

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明明平常这么可爱…

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祭典要开始罗

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大家都好久不见了

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最近还好吗

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因为疫情无法随意外出的我们

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想到要拓展远距联系的可能性

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便在这天举蛋远距夏日祭典这种…

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现在想起来还是觉得，很莫名其妙的活动

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好可爱

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看…

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我们做了抽签

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那…津津井

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请选一条线

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要选哪个好呢，这个

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-这个吗…-她说这一条

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爱心？

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好赞哦

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中奖了

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好耶

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下次见面时送你豪华奖品

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真好

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橘跟小M，你们背后是什么

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哎呀看倌您发现啦

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什么什么

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是手做的推角面具

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好赞哦

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这些都是橘画的

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是我画的

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太厉害了

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是御子柴耶

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-好想要，-橘很会哦

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说到夏天就是盂兰盆舞

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来跳舞吧

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在我们抽签，戴面具，跳盂兰盆舞

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一起度过还算愉快的祭典气氛后

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冈崎终于出手了

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咦，冈崎咧

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是不是去厕所啦

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不见了呢

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她回来了

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欢迎回来

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*仿日本大阪府”太阳之塔”

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烟火

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我做了烟火

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那是用类似管芯的东西

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加上像是锡箔纸的东西做出的…

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好像是烟火的奇妙摆设似的东西

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我做的

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是烟火

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烟火？

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那是烟火？

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烟火

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我做了烟火

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你做了烟火啊

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我做了烟火

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这样啊，是烟火啊

273
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,700
我做了烟火

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00:20:06,650 --> 00:20:08,325
我做了烟火

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烟火

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我做了烟火

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那时候的冈崎成了…

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拿着像是烟火的东西

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台词只剩一句”我做了烟火”的人

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我做了烟火

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00:20:35,775 --> 00:20:37,450
我做了烟火

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我做了烟火

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好好喝

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我今天有东西想送你

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是什么

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这是…

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那个烟火真的太有冲击力

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为了牢记当时凝结的空气，和微妙的气氛

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我就画下来了

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原来那个影响这么大呀

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还真潦草

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哦，Zoff田

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Zoff田

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哈罗哈罗

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我有时候还会梦到那个烟火呢

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我懂

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不好意思

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请给我冰咖啡

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下个要介绍就是这位Zoff田了

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做得很不错哦

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下次见

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我是说烟火