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（Ep7 津津井小姐想成為推的障礙）

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這解析度也太低了點吧

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幾乎要成馬賽克了

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我推劇團的部落格照片

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通常都糊得像是
阿公用折疊手機拍的一樣

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妳推的情報還是一如往常的稀少呢

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超稀少的

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只知道他是30到50歲左右的
成年男性

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不過去劇場就能見到人了呀

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能親眼見到推是很厲害的事喔

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的確

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像妳推超紅主流偶像
就很難抽到票吧

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我真想乾脆變成我推家的室外機

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我懂

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我也想變成我推家裡的盆栽

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好想為了我推合成氧氣

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不過我最近開始想成為我推的障礙

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…總之我先聽聽妳怎麼說

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首先是我單方面地喜歡我推

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對方當然不把我當回事直接拒絕

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然後有天我發現推喜歡別人

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於是從中阻撓他們

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最終我當然會被甩掉

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我推跟他喜歡的人在一起

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兩人在越過我這個障礙後

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越發加深對彼此的愛

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也就是說

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我想成為我推CP幸福的基石

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希望他們基於我的犧牲而獲得幸福

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這…

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未免太厚臉皮了吧

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我就知道妳會這麼說

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讓自己介入
如此神聖的兩人之間是哪招

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太礙事了吧

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我自己講一講也覺得挺不要臉的

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剛才妳說想變成盆栽替推合成氧氣

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我覺得也涉入過深了

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我可是室外機喔 是在外面喔

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這點我道歉

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但我只是對我推CP
覺醒了新的角度而已

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什麼意思

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比如說假設CP兩人心意交錯

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我推的對象決定出國

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但我推逞強不去送行…

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上車吧

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我就想這樣參一腳

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是好人呢

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沒錯 是讀者會喜歡的配角

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差不多能擠進
人氣投票第6名的那種

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然後在飛車飆往機場的途中…

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謝謝 總覺得很不好意思呢

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我明明對你那麼差勁…

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你說什麼

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風太強了我聽不見

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就像這樣這種感覺

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然後對著朝對方跑去的
我推的背影…

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要是不幸福的話
我可是不會原諒你們的

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喊出這種台詞

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然後等到獨處的時候靜靜流淚

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原來如此

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妳說的障礙是指這種定位啊

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沒錯 不覺得超讚的嗎

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不 我完全不懂讚在哪

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不說這個了

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可以看我推的偶像團的藍光嗎

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一起看到天亮吧

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有個不懂就直說不懂的朋友

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真是太幸福了

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要開始囉

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畫質超讚

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藍光真的很讚呢

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好尊啊

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再一次

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這裡

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真好

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畫質真好啊

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對照的對象差太多了

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《津津井小姐的日常》

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（Ep8 不是Zoff田生日的日子）

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多謝收看

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跳得好

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最後的指尖真帶感啊

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對啊

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完整表達出對推
想碰碰不到的距離感

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我為了這個把無名指的美甲
稍微做得長了一點

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天啊

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就算是靠人造的指甲
也想多少靠近自推的心情

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太專業了

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最後輪到津津井囉

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第2屆

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注入對推的心意的舞蹈大車拼

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即將迎來尾聲

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不才小妹我津津井擔任壓軸

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加油

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我要開始了

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致 我的推

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我一點都不了解你

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但唯有一件事我非常確定

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那就是你活在這個世上

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仍舊不停地呼吸著

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反覆著睡著又覺醒的過程

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與我站在同一片土地上

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左腳右腳交互著…

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津津井！

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好痛

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這表示我也還活著

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沒錯

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我因為有你才能繼續存在

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妳還好嗎

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好痛

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真嗨啊

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再來辦第3屆吧

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我還想再挑戰一次
擅自對公園銅像告白大賽

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那個也很好玩

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想趁在環境或生活變化影響
沒法一起玩之前

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再所有人一起玩一票大的呢

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那就來玩票大的吧

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來製造像校慶熱鬧一樣的回憶吧

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嗯 來做吧

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下次希望Zoff田也在呢

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的確是

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她說過因為工作太忙沒空準備

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那…

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來辦個給Zoff田的驚喜生日趴
怎麼樣

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真不錯 但她生日在半年後

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提早半年慶生？

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也太早了吧

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想要個能熱鬧慶祝的理由呢

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我知道了

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乾脆就用“感謝有Zoff田存在”
這種理由如何

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反正我們總是很感激有她在嘛

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對

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-對啊對啊…
-對吧對吧…

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那就來辦吧…

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在那之後我們就…

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所以說不是那樣…

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討論了無數次

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一起提出各種點子….

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有時激烈地衝突…

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經過約1個月的準備期間

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終於迎來驚喜派對當天

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抱歉我遲到了

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打擾了

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Zoff田

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恭喜…

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啊？

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今天不是我生日啊

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沒錯 今天跟生日沒有關係

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不然是怎樣

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是純粹為了感謝妳的存在的派對

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牆上倒是直接寫著生日快樂呢

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那個只是掛著象徵

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總之呢 Zoff田…

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預備…

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謝謝妳在我們身邊

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我可以回家嗎

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為了表達對妳的感謝

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我們準備很多禮物

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不需要

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等一下…快點拿過來

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首先是Zoff田胸章

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不需要

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妳看 我馬上裝在平常的包包上囉

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我按人數做的
馬上就可以大家一起用

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好丟臉

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接著下個禮物是…

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Zoff田馬克杯

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不需要

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我們特地準備了2種款式喔

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有半身款和大臉款

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何必做兩種

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因為無法決定哪種比較好

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2種都送妳

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1個都嫌多

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接著是…

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Zoff田托特包

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這個感覺平常就能用

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不能吧

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不過這個包包因為預算關係
只能做3個

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晚點用相撲決定誰可以帶回家

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我超想要

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我一定要贏

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絕對不需要

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下一個禮物是…

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Zoff田吉他撥片

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真心不需要

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妳是不是在想我又不彈吉他

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其實這不但是吉他撥片

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還能…

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變成耳環

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超時尚

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而且可以做成對

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也太礙事

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然後這是我個人送的

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這是什麼

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我聽說有用不織布做推臉的文化

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就做了Zoff田的臉

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做太好讓我有點怕

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這完全是小M的個人PLAY

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我們剛剛看到時也很驚訝

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最後是…

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Zoff田T恤

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我就在想紗襯衫底下感覺
一直透出我的眼鏡形狀

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負責設計的橘因為太有幹勁

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所以總共做了4款

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而且…

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總共有6種顏色

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又不是iphone

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我最推薦的是Zoff田藍

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不要說得像是北野藍一樣（*北野武印象色）

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以上就是我們準備的所有驚喜…

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反正一定又是津津井提議的吧

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都沒人阻止嗎

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嗯

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完全沒有嗎

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對

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有4個人在 一般總會
有個比較冷靜的吧

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但我們沒有…

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不如說4個人都起了興致…

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我得把那些東西全帶回家嗎

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我得背別有我臉的徽章的
有我臉的托特包

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放入有我臉的馬克杯

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戴上有我臉的吉他撥片耳環回家嗎

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而且在不是生日的時候被大肆慶祝

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我哪知道該做什麼反應才好

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糟糕了 她說得太有道理了

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因為我們也是一時興起
搞出這一齣的

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繼續這樣下去會普通地被辯倒的

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Zoff田

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妳聽我解釋

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我們不是單純想搞熱鬧

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《愛麗絲夢遊仙境》裡

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有一幕慶祝不是生日的日子的橋段

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雖然生日只有1天

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但除此之外的日子有364天

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也就是說只要能抱持
慶祝平凡日子的心態

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就能一整年快快樂樂的啊

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而且我們都是真的很感謝妳的存在

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感激到只為妳
慶祝1天生日根本不夠

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所以我們才會打從心底地…

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想為慶祝Zoff田的平凡的一天

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她一點都沒有被感動

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這時候的沉默

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可說是津津井這輩子中
感受到最長的一次

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實際上也許只有幾秒鐘

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但對我來說就像永遠一樣

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既然如此我能做的只有一件事

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對不起是我衝動了

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非常抱歉

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知錯就好

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行了

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好了啦

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所以咧 其他還有什麼餿主意啊

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像是慶祝週日的派對

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還有感謝Zoff田的眼鏡的派對
之類的

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看來妳們都一時迷失自我了呢

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我無話反駁

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因為妳平常太忙

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都沒空參加我們的大賽類的活動嘛

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上次辦了對推的心意的舞蹈大車拼

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那個我其實是想參加的

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真的嗎 可妳不是拒絕了嗎

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因為撞到同人場啊

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1年前就確定那天要去場次了啊

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原來是這樣啊

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那就來辦第3屆
對推的心意的舞蹈大車拼

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來辦吧

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Zoff田妳真要跳舞嗎

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我倒要問在場誰不跳？

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看我的

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好想看

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第3屆對推的心意的舞蹈大車拼

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接著是眾人期盼的
Zoff田要登場了

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等妳好久啦

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Zoff田

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請以熱烈掌聲歡迎她入場

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有請Zoff田出場

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讚喔讚喔

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好耶

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Zoff田…

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Zoff田心情超好的耶

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她本來是這種個性嗎

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一定是心底其實很開心啦

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我也要一起跳

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我也要

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©T/B/T

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祭典要開始囉
（遠距夏日祭典開始囉）

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橘 還好嗎
（橘發生緊急狀況！？）

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我想著要找找別的來萌
（岡崎的衝擊告白）

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那是瘋狂科學家的邏輯吧
（今天一樣是無法預測的…）

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我可不准妳要是手下留情
（愉快小伙伴們（橘&岡崎））

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我做了煙火
（大家都不一樣更有趣）

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煙火？
（大家都不一樣更有趣）