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第7集：津津井小姐想成为推的障碍

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这分辨率也太低了点吧

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几乎要成马赛克了

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我推剧团的博客照片

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通常都糊得像是阿公用折叠手机拍的一样

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你推的情报还是一如往常的稀少呢

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超稀少的

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只知道他是30到50岁左右的成年男性

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不过去剧场就能见到人了呀

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能亲眼见到推是很厉害的事哦

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的确

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像你推超红主流偶像，就很难抽到票吧

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我真想干脆变成我推家的室外机

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我懂

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我也想变成我推家里的盆栽

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好想为了我推合成氧气

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不过我最近开始想成为我推的障碍

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…总之我先听听你怎么说

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首先是我单方面地喜欢我推

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对方当然不把我当回事直接拒绝

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然后有天我发现推喜欢别人

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于是从中阻挠他们

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最终我当然会被甩掉

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我推跟他喜欢的人在一起

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两人在越过我这个障碍后

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越发加深对彼此的爱

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也就是说

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我想成为我推CP幸福的基石

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希望他们基于我的牺牲而获得幸福

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这…

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未免太厚脸皮了吧

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我就知道你会这么说

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让自己介入，如此神圣的两人之间是哪招

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太碍事了吧

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我自己讲一讲也觉得挺不要脸的

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刚才你说想变成盆栽替推合成氧气

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我觉得也涉入过深了

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我可是室外机哦，是在外面哦

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这点我道歉

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但我只是对我推CP，觉醒了新的角度而已

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什么意思

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比如说假设CP两人心意交错

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我推的对象决定出国

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但我推逞强不去送行…

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上车吧

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我就想这样参一脚

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是好人呢

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没错，是读者会喜欢的配角

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差不多能挤进，人气投票第6名的那种

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然后在飞车飙往机场的途中…

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谢谢，总觉得很不好意思呢

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我明明对你那么差劲…

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你说什么

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风太强了我听不见

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就像这样这种感觉

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然后对着朝对方跑去的，我推的背影…

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要是不幸福的话，我可是不会原谅你们的

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喊出这种台词

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然后等到独处的时候静静流泪

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原来如此

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你说的障碍是指这种定位啊

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没错，不觉得超赞的吗

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不，我完全不懂赞在哪

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不说这个了

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可以看我推的偶像团的蓝光吗

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一起看到天亮吧

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有个不懂就直说不懂的朋友

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真是太幸福了

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要开始罗

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画质超赞

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蓝光真的很赞呢

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好尊啊

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再一次

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这里

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真好

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画质真好啊

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对照的对象差太多了

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津津井小姐的日常

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第8集：不是Zoff田生日的日子

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多谢收看

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跳得好

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最后的指尖真带感啊

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对啊

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完整表达出对推，想碰碰不到的距离感

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我为了这个把无名指的美甲，稍微做得长了一点

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天啊

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就算是靠人造的指甲，也想多少靠近自推的心情

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太专业了

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最后轮到津津井罗

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第2届

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注入对推的心意的舞蹈大车拼

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即将迎来尾声

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不才小妹我津津井担任压轴

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加油

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我要开始了

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致，我的推

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我一点都不了解你

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但唯有一件事我非常确定

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那就是你活在这个世上

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仍旧不停地呼吸着

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反复着睡着又觉醒的过程

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与我站在同一片土地上

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左脚右脚交互着…

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津津井！

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好痛

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这表示我也还活着

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没错

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我因为有你才能继续存在

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你还好吗

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好痛

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真嗨啊

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再来办第3届吧

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我还想再挑战一次，擅自对公园铜像告白大赛

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那个也很好玩

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想趁在环境或生活变化影响，没法一起玩之前

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再所有人一起玩一票大的呢

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那就来玩票大的吧

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来制造像校庆热闹一样的回忆吧

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嗯，来做吧

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下次希望Zoff田也在呢

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的确是

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她说过因为工作太忙没空准备

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那…

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来办个给Zoff田的惊喜生日趴，怎么样

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真不错，但她生日在半年后

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提早半年庆生？

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也太早了吧

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想要个能热闹庆祝的理由呢

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我知道了

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干脆就用“感谢有Zoff田存在”，这种理由如何

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反正我们总是很感激有她在嘛

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对

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-对啊对啊…-对吧对吧…

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那就来办吧…

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在那之后我们就…

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所以说不是那样…

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讨论了无数次

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一起提出各种点子….

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有时激烈地冲突…

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经过约1个月的准备期间

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终于迎来惊喜派对当天

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抱歉我迟到了

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打扰了

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Zoff田

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恭喜…

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啊？

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今天不是我生日啊

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没错，今天跟生日没有关系

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不然是怎样

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是纯粹为了感谢你的存在的派对

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墙上倒是直接写着生日快乐呢

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那个只是挂着象征

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总之呢，Zoff田…

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预备…

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谢谢你在我们身边

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我可以回家吗

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为了表达对你的感谢

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我们准备很多礼物

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不需要

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等一下…快点拿过来

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首先是Zoff田胸章

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不需要

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你看，我马上装在平常的包包上罗

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我按人数做的，马上就可以大家一起用

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好丢脸

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接着下个礼物是…

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Zoff田马克杯

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不需要

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我们特地准备了2种款式哦

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有半身款和大脸款

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何必做两种

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因为无法决定哪种比较好

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2种都送你

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1个都嫌多

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接着是…

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Zoff田托特包

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这个感觉平常就能用

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不能吧

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不过这个包包因为预算关系，只能做3个

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晚点用相扑决定谁可以带回家

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我超想要

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我一定要赢

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绝对不需要

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下一个礼物是…

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Zoff田吉他拨片

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真心不需要

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你是不是在想我又不弹吉他

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其实这不但是吉他拨片

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还能…

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变成耳环

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超时尚

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而且可以做成对

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也太碍事

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然后这是我个人送的

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这是什么

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我听说有用不织布做推脸的文化

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就做了Zoff田的脸

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做太好让我有点怕

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这完全是小M的个人PLAY

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我们刚刚看到时也很惊讶

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最后是…

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Zoff田T恤

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我就在想纱衬衫底下感觉，一直透出我的眼镜形状

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负责设计的橘因为太有干劲

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所以总共做了4款

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而且…

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总共有6种颜色

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又不是iphone

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我最推荐的是Zoff田蓝

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不要说得像是北野蓝一样*北野武印象色

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以上就是我们准备的所有惊喜…

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反正一定又是津津井提议的吧

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都没人阻止吗

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嗯

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完全没有吗

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对

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有4个人在，一般总会，有个比较冷静的吧

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但我们没有…

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不如说4个人都起了兴致…

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我得把那些东西全带回家吗

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我得背别有我脸的徽章的，有我脸的托特包

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放入有我脸的马克杯

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戴上有我脸的吉他拨片耳环回家吗

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而且在不是生日的时候被大肆庆祝

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我哪知道该做什么反应才好

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糟糕了，她说得太有道理了

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因为我们也是一时兴起，搞出这一出的

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继续这样下去会普通地被辩倒的

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Zoff田

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你听我解释

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我们不是单纯想搞热闹

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《爱丽丝梦游仙境》里

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有一幕庆祝不是生日的日子的桥段

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虽然生日只有1天

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但除此之外的日子有364天

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也就是说只要能抱持，庆祝平凡日子的心态

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就能一整年快快乐乐的啊

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而且我们都是真的很感谢你的存在

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感激到只为你，庆祝1天生日根本不够

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所以我们才会打从心底地…

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想为庆祝Zoff田的平凡的一天

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她一点都没有被感动

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这时候的沉默

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可说是津津井这辈子中，感受到最长的一次

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实际上也许只有几秒钟

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但对我来说就像永远一样

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既然如此我能做的只有一件事

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对不起是我冲动了

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非常抱歉

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知错就好

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行了

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好了啦

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所以咧，其他还有什么馊主意啊

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像是庆祝周日的派对

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还有感谢Zoff田的眼镜的派对，之类的

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看来你们都一时迷失自我了呢

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我无话反驳

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因为你平常太忙

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都没空参加我们的大赛类的活动嘛

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上次办了对推的心意的舞蹈大车拼

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那个我其实是想参加的

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真的吗，可你不是拒绝了吗

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因为撞到同人场啊

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1年前就确定那天要去场次了啊

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原来是这样啊

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那就来办第3届，对推的心意的舞蹈大车拼

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来办吧

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Zoff田你真要跳舞吗

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我倒要问在场谁不跳？

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看我的

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好想看

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第3届对推的心意的舞蹈大车拼

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接着是众人期盼的，Zoff田要登场了

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等你好久啦

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Zoff田

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请以热烈掌声欢迎她入场

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有请Zoff田出场

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赞哦赞哦

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好耶

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Zoff田…

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Zoff田心情超好的耶

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她本来是这种个性吗

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一定是心底其实很开心啦

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我也要一起跳

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我也要

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祭典要开始罗
远距夏日祭典开始罗

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橘，还好吗
橘发生紧急状况！？

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我想着要找找别的来萌
冈崎的冲击告白

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那是疯狂科学家的逻辑吧
今天一样是无法预测的…

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我可不准你要是手下留情
愉快小伙伴们橘&冈崎

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我做了烟火
大家都不一样更有趣

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烟火？
大家都不一样更有趣