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（Ep9 關於橘的恐怖故事）

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我要去便利商店 有人要一起嗎

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加一

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加一

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加一

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那我也加一

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大家好

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我是津津井

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有在追這部作品的朋友 謝謝你

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這是第一次看喔的朋友 你好

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今天要來介紹我從前世就很要好的
親愛的好友們

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仰臥起坐很讚耶

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我雖然沒能生為帥哥

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但只要把耳機插進鼻孔
就能變成帥哥本人了耶

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同人即售會沒人在管花多少錢的

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不存在CP值這種事

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但只是不計較 不是在乎

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首先是Zoff田胸章

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妳冷靜點

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課金泥沼是直通地獄的

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總之先來個深呼吸吧

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我家有這麼大的掛軸喔

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把自己賺的錢花在自己的嗜好上
有什麼不對

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這對我們來說才是種療癒

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我好開心能跟大家當朋友

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謝謝

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好痛

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怎麼了

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我早上穿鞋時好像扭到了

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穿個鞋就扭到？

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嗯

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成人扭傷其實挺難受的

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還好嗎 能走嗎

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嗯 沒問題 謝謝

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不要勉強喔

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嗯

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第一位要介紹的是橘

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我們是高中認識的好友
（前世今生的好友 橘）

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她的推是戰隊英雄
（推 戰隊英雄）

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有人生日的時候

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就會毫無意義地大量生產…
（必殺技 原創周邊攻擊）

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拿朋友的大頭照片設計禮物
（必殺技 原創周邊攻擊）

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上次收到的是這個

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跟這個

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還有這個

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還有這種喔

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真心不需要

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但這樣的橘

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也有很可怕的一面

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小M妳穿布鞋啊

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嗯 這是為了能隨時一決勝負

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那要來比那個嗎

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妳說的那個該不會是…

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小跳步賽跑

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當然要

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Zoff田 一樣麻妳來下口令

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明白

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終點是便利商店

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預備

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等等

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我也要加入

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不要啦

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就是啊 扭傷還小跳步不好啦

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一定會惡化的

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沒問題 其實不怎麼痛的

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妳剛才明明有喊痛

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但實際上現在不會痛了啊

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說不定其實沒真的扭傷

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妳就那麼想小跳步啊

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開始吧

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不准刻意放水喔

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-好可怕…
-好嚇人…

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妳這樣很可怕耶

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開始吧

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那麼重來一遍

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預備

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起

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《津津井小姐的日常》

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那真的超好笑的耶

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對吧

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對了 我其實骨折了說

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不過好好像已經好了

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果然那時候應該全力阻止妳的

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別在意 是我自己說想比的

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我還以為只是輕微扭傷

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我也以為啊 不過…

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小跳步賽跑過幾天後

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我在公司搬一座很重的圖騰柱時

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新擺設不錯喔

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很棒對吧

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好痛

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還好嗎

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那時候真以為這下骨頭肯定碎了

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妳居然搬這麼重的東西嗎

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好重

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好痛…

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被敲到的腳背部分沒事呢

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真的嗎

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可是啊…

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妳腳踝部分有骨折的痕跡喔

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妳看

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就是這裡

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不過已經恢復了

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妳有印象是為什麼嗎

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沒有

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沒有啊 這樣啊

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妳還真厲害啊

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我很常被人這麼說

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總之好了就沒事啦

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不對 明明就有

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對啊

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不過反正已經好了 所以沒關係

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太好了

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拜託千萬要小心喔

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嗯 謝謝關心

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就在我以為
這件事到此結束的時候…

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（我被車撞了）

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喂喂 橘 妳沒事吧

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嗯 我完全沒事喔 不過…

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到底怎麼了

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就是…

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我很普通地走在去上班的路上

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然後很普通地被車撞了

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這就車禍嘛 妳去看醫生了沒

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司機馬上下車…

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妳還好嗎 我馬上送妳去醫院

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不用了 我趕時間

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那是拒絕搭訕時的用詞吧

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然後就普通地去上班了

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這種時候就別去了啦

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不過我是真的沒事啊

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妳身體是鐵打的嗎

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總之沒受傷真是太好了

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要多小心喔

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以上就是關於橘的恐怖故事

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讓妳久等了

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岡崎妳聽我說

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橘說她被車撞了

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咦 她還好嗎

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她本人是說沒事

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可她上次以為是扭傷
結果其實是骨折

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那件事真的嚇人一跳呢

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不過要說常見也很常見啦

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哪裡常見了

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嗯？
這不是每個人遲早都會碰到的嗎

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接著要介紹的是這位岡崎

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她也不輸給橘 還挺…

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不好意思

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我要一杯草莓牛奶

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跟平常一樣要甜一點

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挺神奇的

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拜拜

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（Ep10 岡崎與煙火）

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好好喝

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大家好 我是津津井

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這回的主角

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是正在喝草莓牛奶的這位岡崎

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（前世今生的好友 岡崎）

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她的推是某知名偶像團體
（推 某知名偶像團體）

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外表看起來很惹人憐愛

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不過有時會露出
以吟詩做詞表達對推的愛等等

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令人禁不住意外的一面

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萬萬不可小覷

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百望不厭是我推的容顏
（*改自《和泉式部集》82首）

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渴盼每朝攬鏡便見其人
（*改自《和泉式部集》82首）

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岡崎 著

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（譯：我推真是百看不厭）

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（最好像每天照鏡子一樣
能隨時看見）

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我有推

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但令人難過的是

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沒有任何有關他的情報

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唯有我的思慕不曾間斷

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津津井 著

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（譯：我推情報太少 好難過）

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（無消無息成這樣害我更迷戀了）

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妳之前不是去了推的演唱會嗎

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結果怎麼樣

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超讚的

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就是…超讚的

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總之超讚的就對了

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這我聽說了

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總之呢

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這次位置是我至今抽到最好的

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（一直最喜歡了喔）

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位置近到根本不需要望遠鏡

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超棒的啦

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歌單也很完美

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還排了我這輩子
至少想聽一次現場的歌

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好讚喔

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真的像是作夢一樣

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光是這樣就已經很棒了

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想不到他居然在演出途中

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走到我眼前來

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然後這次是百分百確定無庸置疑地
跟我推超近距離對上視線

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太神了

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在那瞬間我冒出了一個想法

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“該降擔了”
（*不再支持原本的推）

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啥 我聽不懂 什麼意思

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我自己也很驚訝

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但腦海很不可思議地浮現了這個字

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為什麼要降擔

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為什麼呢

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因為幸福得太不現實

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讓我直覺認為今後不會發生比這更令我震撼…

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這輩子不會出現比這一刻
更令我感動的瞬間了

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大概是想自己劃下句點

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將那個瞬間變成永遠吧

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這是瘋狂科學家的邏輯吧

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…謝謝

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不 我不是在稱讚的說

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不好意思

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請再來一杯草莓牛奶

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不過說到岡崎這個人

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在我心中最難忘的…

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要屬疫情期間
我們辦遠距夏日祭典的時候

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這裡的草莓牛奶真的很草莓牛奶呢

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明明平常這麼可愛…

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祭典要開始囉

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大家都好久不見了

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最近還好嗎

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因為疫情無法隨意外出的我們

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想到要拓展遠距聯繫的可能性

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便在這天舉蛋遠距夏日祭典這種…

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現在想起來還是覺得
很莫名奇妙的活動

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好可愛

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看…

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我們做了抽籤

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那…津津井

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請選一條線

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要選哪個好呢 這個

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-這個嗎…
-她說這一條

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愛心？

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好讚喔

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中獎了

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好耶

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下次見面時送妳豪華獎品

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真好

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橘跟小M 妳們背後是什麼

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哎呀看倌您發現啦

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什麼什麼

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00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:30,125
是手做的推角面具

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好讚喔

243
00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:34,150
這些都是橘畫的

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是我畫的

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太厲害了

246
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:39,175
是御子柴耶

247
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-好想要
-橘很會喔

248
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,250
說到夏天就是盂蘭盆舞

249
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來跳舞吧

250
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:17,025
在我們抽籤 戴面具 跳盂蘭盆舞

251
00:18:17,025 --> 00:18:19,650
一起度過還算愉快的祭典氣氛後

252
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岡崎終於出手了

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咦 岡崎咧

254
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是不是去廁所啦

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00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,075
不見了呢

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她回來了

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歡迎回來

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（*仿日本大阪府”太陽之塔”）

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煙火

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我做了煙火

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那是用類似管芯的東西

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加上像是錫箔紙的東西做出的…

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好像是煙火的奇妙擺設似的東西

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00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,100
我做的

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是煙火

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00:19:18,475 --> 00:19:20,600
煙火？

267
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,750
那是煙火？

268
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煙火

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我做了煙火

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妳做了煙火啊

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00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:40,350
我做了煙火

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00:19:40,350 --> 00:19:42,900
這樣啊 是煙火啊

273
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,700
我做了煙火

274
00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:03,325
我做了煙火

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00:20:06,775 --> 00:20:08,025
煙火

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00:20:10,525 --> 00:20:11,925
我做了煙火

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00:20:14,950 --> 00:20:17,075
那時候的岡崎成了…

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00:20:17,075 --> 00:20:19,275
拿著像是煙火的東西

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00:20:19,275 --> 00:20:24,075
台詞只剩一句”我做了煙火”的人

280
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,075
我做了煙火

281
00:20:30,775 --> 00:20:32,450
我做了煙火

282
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:37,600
我做了煙火

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好好喝

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00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:52,075
我今天有東西想送妳

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是什麼

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這是…

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00:21:08,925 --> 00:21:11,525
那個煙火真的太有衝擊力

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00:21:11,525 --> 00:21:14,100
為了牢記當時凝結的空氣
和微妙的氣氛

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00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:15,450
我就畫下來了

290
00:21:15,450 --> 00:21:18,175
原來那個影響這麼大呀

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00:21:18,175 --> 00:21:20,500
還真潦草

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喔 Zoff田

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Zoff田

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哈囉哈囉

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00:21:26,025 --> 00:21:28,525
我有時候還會夢到那個煙火呢

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我懂

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00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:32,625
不好意思

298
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,200
請給我冰咖啡

299
00:21:37,425 --> 00:21:39,625
下個要介紹就是這位Zoff田了

300
00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:41,050
做得很不錯喔

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下次見

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我是說煙火

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