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即將引退的武藤泰山

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卻再次獲得了成為總理的機會

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就讓他們看一下

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民眾之王

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然而就在此時，卻出現了

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和秘書冴島優佳交換身體的重大意外

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一個兩個的，都太差勁了

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盡管由於她的失控而差點失去總理寶座

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最終卻收獲了支持率的上升

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成功拿下了總理之位

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而泰山正面臨著再一次的身體交換

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在山中醒來的泰山

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你沒事吧

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突然間陷入絕境

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做甚麼呢，快點啊

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喂，不要跑，別跑啊

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馬上來對策本部

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這不會是首相最後一次靈魂互換

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甚麼

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接下來可能進行互換的對象

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是全體國民

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甚麼事，這是怎麼了

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請各位立刻到對策本部

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(內閣總理大臣，武藤泰山)

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總理也是

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喂

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這是在做甚麼

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恐怕這是又發生了靈魂互換

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那個男人已經死了

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而我拿著鐵鏟，正要埋他

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我該不會

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和殺人犯靈魂互換了吧

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(民王R，靈感來自池井戶潤)

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可惡

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(民②，總理與年輕人)

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你去那邊

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可惡

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總之要快點聯絡他們

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啊，好帥

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不，現在重要的不是這個

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可惡，沒電了嗎

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這次慘了，這個男人可能不只是個殺人犯

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會不會，和冴島的靈魂互換只不過是個實驗

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這個男人才是

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一系列靈魂互換的幕後黑手

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請看大屏幕

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好的

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(武藤泰山)

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這是九年前總理接受檢查時的大腦

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而這個是這次的檢查結果

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大腦明顯萎縮了，是恐怖分子所為吧

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這只是單純的老化

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不好意思

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需要各位關注的是

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我們在總理和冴島小姐的大腦中

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都發現了大量粒子狀的芯片存在

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甚麼叫粒子狀

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直徑只有20微米

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大約一千萬分之一東京巨蛋的大小

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為甚麼要拿大型例子來比較這麼小的東西啊

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總之就是非常小的意思，對吧

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是的

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但粒子狀，這真的有可能嗎

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被一般人認為的不可能實現

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和實現可能性之間的差距

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這就是所謂的

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發明

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這個人講話真是太不俐落了

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這種芯片最恐怖的一點是

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由於非常微小，而且材質柔軟

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甚至有可能口服吸收

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請各位想像一下

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如果這種芯片被放入飲用水中

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賣到全國，會有甚麼後果

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那就有可能和全國人民互換靈魂，是嗎

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這次真的大件事了，泰哥

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是吧

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是啊

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(小愛泡菜)

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為何身上一分錢都沒有啊

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(小愛泡菜，熱賣中)

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找到了

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如果這個男人就是幕後黑手

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那他變成總理，會做甚麼

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攻擊其他國家

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不，還是更加直接地

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發自內部的直接恐怖襲擊

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泰哥

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能和泰哥共事，我很幸福了

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永別了

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這種事不是也有可能嗎

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要打給誰才好

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我能記清楚的號碼是

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自己家

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還有小綾

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無論甚麼時候都支持我的

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小綾

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拜託了

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不行嗎

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你好，這裡是武藤家

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是小綾嗎

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目前我們不在家

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混蛋

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我都已經走投無路了

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再逼一下自己

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逼一下自己

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逼到走投無路

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不要自我設限

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再來

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逼一下自己

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這裡距離官邸

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(八王子市中心，15公里，東京，60公里)

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沒有時間猶豫了

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衝啊

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會不會有點太像鱷魚了

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不不不，做得很好啊，是吧

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就是鱷魚啊，泰哥

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這是甚麼啊

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這個啊

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(國會手信，泰山饅頭
祝賀內閣總理大臣就任)

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當上總理之後，就會被做成饅頭

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甚麼，好厲害啊

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你們好

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是望月先生啊，你突然來了

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抱歉，突然打擾

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沒事沒事

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我聽說在今天的執政黨交流會議上

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總理要提出

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削減全國老年人活力博覽會的預算

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你說得沒錯

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我們確實不能完全依賴於箱物行政

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(註：箱物行政一般用於
批評建設低利用率公共設施的政策)

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但與此同時

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建設方面的準備也已經開始了

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你的饅頭確實不錯

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但我這裡的饅頭，也是不能小看的

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(和色饅頭)

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望月先生，別這樣啊

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現在就別做這種事了吧

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已經不流行這一套了

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不不不，就收下吧

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好了好了好了

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總理你也是，怎麼發著呆就接下了

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如果暴露了的話，可是立刻就會被辭的

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那麼執政黨交流會議現在開始

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今天希望能夠對於各位手邊

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政府計劃中的七個項目

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在黨內達成預算削減或廢除項目的一致意見

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我能說兩句嗎

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白鳥議員

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盡管和福祉協議會合作的

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守護孤立年輕人項目還在繼續

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我覺得也可以考慮廢除這個項目

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把多出來的預算投入到

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全國老年人活力博覽會

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他把白鳥拉攏過去了啊

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你意下如何，總理

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總理，你意下如何

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如果被白鳥掌握了主導權，之後會很麻煩的

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泰哥

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精神振作一點啊

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那傢伙怎麼這麼精神奕奕

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怎麼還跑過來了

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等一下，等一下

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小兄弟，你這是要去哪裡啊

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沒有我武藤泰山翻不過去的山頭

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等一下，等一下

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如果沒有甚麼反對意見的話

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但全國老年人活力博覽會的話

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今後也有預算增加的可能吧

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二木議員也已經同意了

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甚麼

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現在民政黨所需要的是支持率

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我認為已經沒有時間考慮

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那些連選舉投票都不去參加的年輕人了

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還說甚麼年輕人被孤立

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年輕人要自己努力奮鬥才對，是吧

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但是

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那麼

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這個恐怖分子

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你離泰哥遠一點

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你傻啊，阿狩，我才是泰山

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這是怎麼回事，這到底是怎麼回事

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別抓我，抓那傢伙啊

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這居然不是發夢嗎

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放開我

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這是發生甚麼事啊

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也就是說，是這樣一回事吧

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你不敢相信自己和現任總理靈魂互換了

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覺得這一定是在發夢

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所以決定暫時觀察情況

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但發現「真的靈魂互換了」之後

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就哭出來了，目前到了這一步

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是的

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剛才的騷動已經對外解釋是朋友準備的驚喜了

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先不管是甚麼驚喜

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我都做了甚麼啊

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00:11:04,370 --> 00:11:05,539
沒有發現靈魂已經互換

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把機密信息就這樣說出去了

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非常抱歉

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非常抱歉

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不過，大家都沒事就最好了

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對吧，泰哥

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00:11:18,122 --> 00:11:20,786
好個屁啊

205
00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:25,233
我就直接問了

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你是殺了人嗎

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甚麼

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00:11:32,490 --> 00:11:34,705
我，沒有殺人

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00:11:34,730 --> 00:11:36,502
那怎麼會是那種情況

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一個人躺在山裡，你還拿著個鐵鏟

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那是打工

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甚麼打工

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我在網上的招聘廣告上看到份人工不錯的

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就去應聘了

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00:11:49,229 --> 00:11:52,660
然後到了指定地點，他們就要我去搶劫

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00:11:53,805 --> 00:11:56,885
但另一個應聘的男子害怕了

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喂，混蛋，不要跑

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他們說我也有連帶責任

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接著給了我一把鐵鏟

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然後就

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00:12:06,966 --> 00:12:09,898
這不就是打黑工嗎

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00:12:12,935 --> 00:12:14,944
泰哥，你該不會埋了那個男人吧

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00:12:14,970 --> 00:12:16,207
我怎麼可能埋啊

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真的死了人，那就是大案件啊

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不用擔心

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新田

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是新田嗎

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新田先生

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不用擔...

230
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你在哪

231
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不用，不用擔

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-怎麼回事 -貓田

233
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是，請說

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貓田

235
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是

236
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畫面呢

237
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抱歉

238
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不用，不用擔

239
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-貓田 -是

240
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你快一點，貓田

241
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畫面有了

242
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不用擔心

243
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我們發現一條從北深川町的公共電話

244
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致電總理家的陌生通話記錄

245
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我們在附近搜查一番之後

246
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發現了剛才各位提到的男子

247
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幸好他尚存一息，被送去醫院了

248
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太好了

249
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我怎麼感覺有滋滋的背景音啊

250
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新田，這次身體互換要持續到甚麼時候

251
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這讓我怎樣當總理啊

252
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關於入侵腦電波技術的人

253
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警察正在全力以赴地調查追蹤

254
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爸爸，飯還沒煮好嗎

255
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但可能還需要一點時間

256
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甚麼

257
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不是說你的

258
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炒麵已經煮好了

259
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原來是在煮炒麵啊

260
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有後續消息的話，我會立刻匯報

261
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可惡

262
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這邊

263
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不要駝背，好嗎

264
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抬頭挺胸，抬頭挺胸

265
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對

266
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還有

267
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我說你

268
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為甚麼要打黑工

269
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我也是沒辦法

270
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怎麼就沒辦法了

271
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工作呢，你沒有正經工作嗎

272
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我有

273
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而且還是正式員工

274
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那你還做這個

275
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但是工資到手只有15萬日元

276
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我做了三年，工資只加了兩千

277
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在東京只能勉勉強強活下去

278
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當然，賺不到錢怪我自己沒用

279
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所以我只能將希望寄託於豪賭一次

280
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你的豪賭一次就是去打黑工嗎

281
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野雞大學畢業，又沒有資格證

282
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事到如今，用普通的方法根本不可能成功

283
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完全是不可能遊戲

284
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怎麼會是不可能遊戲

285
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「不可能遊戲」是甚麼意思

286
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就是難度太大，只能選擇放棄的意思

287
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當總理多舒服啊

288
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你說甚麼

289
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我做一年也賺不到的錢

290
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別人裝在點心盒內送到你面前

291
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泰哥現在不會收這種東西啊

292
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我如果能拿這麼多錢

293
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(總理大臣的年收入是多少
總理大臣的年收入大約是四千萬日元
總理大臣的年收入大概是多少
本文將結合總理大臣的工作內容進行介紹)

294
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我也不會去打黑工

295
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我說的不是這個意思

296
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你看著吧

297
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我可以不動用總理的權力

298
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就讓你的人生反敗為勝

299
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我不需要你做這些

300
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你說的不可能遊戲

301
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我用實力來挑戰這個不可能

302
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應該就在這附近

303
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就是這裡

304
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髒死了

305
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這臭小子

306
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內務不整潔，思想當然混亂

307
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臭得要命

308
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太邋遢了

309
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(《讓你躺著就能賺錢的投資秘訣》)

310
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世上哪有能這麼輕鬆賺錢的好事

311
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這是甚麼

312
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直到三年前

313
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他好像是某間公司馬拉松隊的成員

314
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因為受傷被辭退之後

315
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就去了一間食品容器公司做銷售

316
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他要還助學金，還有貸款

317
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但都沒有多到還不起

318
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他為甚麼還要冒險去打黑工

319
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從手機內的訊息來看

320
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他幾乎不與家人往來

321
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也沒有要好的朋友

322
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所以可能是沒有人勸阻他吧

323
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冴島

324
00:17:01,509 --> 00:17:02,961
那真是垃圾嗎

325
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當然是

326
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總之既然是正式員工，那應該有獎金

327
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看一下他有哪些可以節省的開支

328
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先把欠款還清

329
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只要生活穩定了

330
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他就不會有那些亂七八糟的想法了

331
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那是我的

332
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抱歉

333
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我去上班了

334
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好髒

335
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(本田化工器材株式會社)

336
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你剛才，說甚麼

337
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因為入不敷出

338
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這次公司沒法給大家發獎金了

339
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非常抱歉

340
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早會就到這裡

341
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大家回去工作吧

342
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你給我站住

343
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沒有獎金

344
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你欺騙誰呢，把財務表拿來給我看

345
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木下

346
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我擔任過兩次財務大臣

347
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我親自給你找出問題

348
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你發甚麼神經呢

349
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公司為甚麼發不出獎金

350
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你這個做銷售的，應該最清楚才對

351
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甚麼意思

352
00:18:13,284 --> 00:18:15,898
現在原材料和物流成本上升

353
00:18:16,447 --> 00:18:18,857
但HUMI FOODS又不同意我們加價

354
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他們是大客戶

355
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如果逼得太緊導致他們選擇解約

356
00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:24,952
那我們就等著破產倒閉吧

357
00:18:24,977 --> 00:18:29,937
所以現在利潤微薄沒錢發獎金，是吧

358
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各位

359
00:18:32,557 --> 00:18:33,577
我對不起你們

360
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我不允許這種事發生

361
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跟我走

362
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去哪裡

363
00:18:42,301 --> 00:18:43,809
-你要去哪裡 -還用問嗎

364
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上戰場

365
00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:46,828
喂

366
00:18:50,322 --> 00:18:51,753
他今天是怎麼回事

367
00:18:55,355 --> 00:18:57,656
兩位今天有甚麼事

368
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是，是這樣的

369
00:19:02,314 --> 00:19:03,291
怎樣說呢

370
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:04,666
我就開門見山了

371
00:19:05,529 --> 00:19:09,991
我們再次要求貴公司提高交易價格

372
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,700
這件事不是已經商洽好了嗎

373
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對不起

374
00:19:16,231 --> 00:19:16,773
木下

375
00:19:16,774 --> 00:19:18,347
別戰戰兢兢的

376
00:19:19,679 --> 00:19:23,306
你身為社長要對自己的商品有信心

377
00:19:23,331 --> 00:19:25,278
想想織田信長

378
00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:28,916
在桶狹間之戰中

379
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面對敵人兩萬五千的兵力

380
00:19:31,435 --> 00:19:33,186
織田信長毫不退縮

381
00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:39,207
貴公司近來出口額大增

382
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收益預計將創新高

383
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員工基本工資也上漲了5%

384
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在工資方面處於行業領先地位

385
00:19:48,319 --> 00:19:52,652
可是我們中小企業的工資卻很難提高

386
00:19:52,677 --> 00:19:53,997
這是為甚麼

387
00:19:54,729 --> 00:19:56,023
其中一個原因就是

388
00:19:56,024 --> 00:19:58,223
像貴公司這種大企業獨霸利潤

389
00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,205
不願與合作的中小企業分享

390
00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:01,233
我說得對不對

391
00:20:04,247 --> 00:20:05,611
過幾天我還會再來

392
00:20:06,221 --> 00:20:07,923
在那之前，你們先看一下這份報價單

393
00:20:07,948 --> 00:20:10,274
給我好好整改一下意識

394
00:20:12,392 --> 00:20:13,205
木下

395
00:20:13,906 --> 00:20:14,677
木下

396
00:20:15,206 --> 00:20:15,877
木下

397
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,367
木下

398
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,252
木下

399
00:20:27,681 --> 00:20:28,695
拿著

400
00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:35,414
社長較我暫時不用去上班了

401
00:20:36,263 --> 00:20:37,774
你闖了甚麼禍

402
00:20:38,234 --> 00:20:40,245
早知道我也應該跟去

403
00:20:40,270 --> 00:20:41,605
這不是你的錯

404
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:44,692
我如果被開除了，你要負責啊

405
00:20:45,190 --> 00:20:47,674
他真的敢開除你，那也是違法的

406
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:48,796
你去抗議就行了

407
00:20:48,844 --> 00:20:49,996
搞甚麼啊

408
00:20:51,414 --> 00:20:52,614
那邊沒甚麼問題吧

409
00:20:53,524 --> 00:20:56,414
有傳言說武藤泰山駝背好嚴重

410
00:20:56,598 --> 00:20:57,436
其他沒甚麼

411
00:20:57,572 --> 00:20:58,623
真是的

412
00:20:59,314 --> 00:21:01,233
你是年輕人，有點英氣行不行

413
00:21:04,087 --> 00:21:05,327
甚麼年輕人啊

414
00:21:06,192 --> 00:21:06,911
甚麼

415
00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:10,291
其實你心裡根本不在乎我們這些年輕人

416
00:21:10,872 --> 00:21:12,769
我認為已經沒有時間考慮

417
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,748
那些連選舉投票都不去參加的年輕人了

418
00:21:14,830 --> 00:21:17,404
還說甚麼年輕人被孤立

419
00:21:17,733 --> 00:21:20,123
年輕人要自己努力奮鬥才對

420
00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:22,173
我算明白了

421
00:21:23,523 --> 00:21:24,676
你們這班政治家

422
00:21:25,772 --> 00:21:28,480
根本沒人真正關心我們年輕人的人生

423
00:21:29,804 --> 00:21:30,815
木下先生

424
00:21:32,795 --> 00:21:33,724
下一個會議要開始了

425
00:21:33,768 --> 00:21:34,659
好的好的

426
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:35,440
先走了

427
00:21:38,167 --> 00:21:39,190
我現在

428
00:21:42,248 --> 00:21:44,419
是在認真思考你的人生

429
00:21:45,565 --> 00:21:46,969
選舉的時候經常聽到

430
00:21:48,116 --> 00:21:48,960
政治家都喜歡這樣說

431
00:21:50,585 --> 00:21:51,209
先走了

432
00:21:52,401 --> 00:21:53,366
各位再見

433
00:21:57,505 --> 00:22:00,294
我們繼續前幾天意外中斷的議題

434
00:22:00,704 --> 00:22:03,179
關於白鳥先生提出的

435
00:22:03,532 --> 00:22:05,285
廢除守護孤立年輕人項目

436
00:22:06,472 --> 00:22:08,535
總理，你有甚麼意見

437
00:22:09,864 --> 00:22:11,444
你照稿讀就行了

438
00:22:15,230 --> 00:22:15,891
總理

439
00:22:19,156 --> 00:22:20,285
有甚麼不行的呢

440
00:22:22,563 --> 00:22:23,682
我覺得取消挺好的

441
00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:29,016
年輕人被孤立，感到孤獨，生活貧困

442
00:22:30,448 --> 00:22:32,510
這些都是年輕人咎由自取

443
00:22:35,682 --> 00:22:37,288
比賽場地上跑不動的人

444
00:22:38,846 --> 00:22:40,103
就該選擇棄權

445
00:22:42,134 --> 00:22:44,265
你再怎麼幫他們也沒用

446
00:22:44,290 --> 00:22:46,572
別這樣，總理

447
00:22:48,710 --> 00:22:50,857
具體該怎麼辦，就交給各位來決定吧

448
00:22:51,968 --> 00:22:53,801
只要對各位有利就行

449
00:22:56,505 --> 00:22:57,069
不是

450
00:23:01,401 --> 00:23:04,585
那麼，接下來就由我來主持

451
00:23:08,659 --> 00:23:10,507
空閒的時間裡，我開始做兼職

452
00:23:12,295 --> 00:23:13,828
早上派報紙

453
00:23:15,452 --> 00:23:16,541
中午送外賣

454
00:23:23,372 --> 00:23:26,516
傍晚開始在家庭餐廳工作到打烊

455
00:23:30,404 --> 00:23:31,141
歡迎光臨

456
00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:36,873
這就是傳說中的降噪

457
00:23:37,879 --> 00:23:40,078
難道我的聲音是雜音嗎

458
00:23:40,652 --> 00:23:42,741
你讓一下，我要過去呢

459
00:23:43,515 --> 00:23:44,269
不好意思

460
00:23:46,603 --> 00:23:48,894
我正在送餐呢

461
00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:02,976
好孤獨啊

462
00:24:34,414 --> 00:24:36,885
總理的工作，他還是能跟得上

463
00:24:37,622 --> 00:24:39,235
但幾乎都是扔給別人做的

464
00:24:39,668 --> 00:24:42,394
狩屋先生變得壓力好大

465
00:24:42,419 --> 00:24:44,826
這兩個星期瘦了6kg

466
00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:45,527
甚麼

467
00:24:46,742 --> 00:24:50,434
後來又胖了8kg，瘦了2kg

468
00:24:50,459 --> 00:24:52,031
算下來沒多沒少

469
00:24:53,044 --> 00:24:53,596
總理呢

470
00:24:54,435 --> 00:24:56,237
他在家庭餐廳升上主管了

471
00:24:56,605 --> 00:24:58,115
怎麼這麼上進

472
00:24:58,140 --> 00:25:00,540
說是做得很開心

473
00:25:01,035 --> 00:25:04,921
他是不是忘記了自己應該是日本的主管啊

474
00:25:05,196 --> 00:25:09,212
能當總理的人，真是有活力啊

475
00:25:29,892 --> 00:25:30,952
很好喝的咖啡

476
00:25:30,977 --> 00:25:33,024
請小心拿起來呢

477
00:25:33,049 --> 00:25:34,490
貝拉前輩

478
00:25:38,231 --> 00:25:40,237
不要碰我的耳朵啦

479
00:25:41,955 --> 00:25:43,715
我竟然睡著了，不好意思

480
00:25:45,298 --> 00:25:46,340
不用著急

481
00:25:47,184 --> 00:25:48,168
店已經打烊了

482
00:25:53,132 --> 00:25:53,984
你等我一下

483
00:25:54,746 --> 00:25:55,381
給你

484
00:25:55,886 --> 00:25:57,067
謝謝你

485
00:26:01,205 --> 00:26:02,599
你每天都來啊

486
00:26:02,792 --> 00:26:03,334
是的

487
00:26:03,675 --> 00:26:06,334
我每天都要來這裡喝一杯咖啡

488
00:26:08,603 --> 00:26:12,196
你也是，每天都在努力工作啊

489
00:26:14,135 --> 00:26:16,668
因為我要賺錢

490
00:26:21,408 --> 00:26:24,097
我本來是在做食品容器的公司工作

491
00:26:24,707 --> 00:26:27,159
但是和客戶HUMI FOODS談加價的時候

492
00:26:27,184 --> 00:26:28,781
被公司痛批做得太過分

493
00:26:30,405 --> 00:26:31,656
於是被解僱了

494
00:26:32,835 --> 00:26:34,175
HUMI FOODS嗎

495
00:26:36,247 --> 00:26:38,603
你老人家呢，靠甚麼生活

496
00:26:38,628 --> 00:26:39,422
我啊

497
00:26:40,502 --> 00:26:41,950
算是退休了

498
00:26:48,475 --> 00:26:52,997
我們曾經拚命奮鬥的時代

499
00:26:54,018 --> 00:26:57,087
你覺不覺得，那個時候的年輕人充滿活力

500
00:26:58,508 --> 00:26:59,503
那肯定是因為

501
00:27:00,065 --> 00:27:03,506
大家能感受到努力工作確實能帶來幸福

502
00:27:04,166 --> 00:27:05,409
內心抱有希望

503
00:27:07,055 --> 00:27:10,761
現在這個時代，把所有不幸歸咎於個人責任

504
00:27:12,263 --> 00:27:14,577
那麼年輕人到底怎樣才能擁有希望

505
00:27:15,594 --> 00:27:17,269
你幾歲了

506
00:27:18,710 --> 00:27:21,316
也沒有人能理解這份痛苦

507
00:27:21,848 --> 00:27:24,591
疲累奔走一番後，連跳槽的力氣都沒有

508
00:27:26,690 --> 00:27:29,384
這果然是不可能遊戲啊

509
00:27:30,738 --> 00:27:31,681
「不可能遊戲」是甚麼

510
00:27:40,891 --> 00:27:41,504
你沒事吧

511
00:27:41,529 --> 00:27:42,428
沒事沒事

512
00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:48,502
單靠年輕，確實難有英氣啊

513
00:28:05,281 --> 00:28:07,272
好像是太拚命，累到生病了

514
00:28:07,598 --> 00:28:09,597
不要這樣亂用我的身體啊

515
00:28:09,622 --> 00:28:11,938
要勉強的話，多多少少是會亂來的

516
00:28:11,966 --> 00:28:12,857
夠了

517
00:28:16,783 --> 00:28:18,107
為甚麼要做到這個地步

518
00:28:20,353 --> 00:28:23,375
如果只是意氣用事的話，你停手吧

519
00:28:24,507 --> 00:28:25,235
確實

520
00:28:27,909 --> 00:28:30,801
最開始可能確實只是意氣用事

521
00:28:32,186 --> 00:28:34,510
但現在不一樣

522
00:28:36,594 --> 00:28:38,472
我有必要去了解

523
00:28:39,450 --> 00:28:43,035
像你這樣的年輕人，在無法言說的孤獨中

524
00:28:43,060 --> 00:28:45,020
是抱著怎樣的心態活著的

525
00:28:45,633 --> 00:28:49,113
為甚麼會做出浪費人生的選擇

526
00:28:52,695 --> 00:28:56,273
你其實還想回歸馬拉松吧

527
00:28:59,195 --> 00:29:02,683
你的身體，就算跑到官邸

528
00:29:02,708 --> 00:29:03,710
也還是那麼充滿力量

529
00:29:04,688 --> 00:29:05,676
很厲害

530
00:29:08,972 --> 00:29:10,304
誰還要管這些

531
00:29:10,742 --> 00:29:11,606
我已經跑不動了

532
00:29:11,631 --> 00:29:12,526
累了的話

533
00:29:15,328 --> 00:29:19,057
累了的話可以停下來，可以垂頭喪氣

534
00:29:20,129 --> 00:29:22,751
但是等你想重新跑起來的時候

535
00:29:23,233 --> 00:29:25,913
給你準備好最低限度能跑的路

536
00:29:26,579 --> 00:29:28,107
這就是政治家的工作

537
00:29:29,294 --> 00:29:31,472
我是個官二代，也不是德高望重的人

538
00:29:31,536 --> 00:29:33,066
甚至還出軌過三次

539
00:29:35,345 --> 00:29:35,988
但是

540
00:29:37,926 --> 00:29:40,361
我不是為了錢才從政的

541
00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:04,911
這些文件請你在明天之前確認

542
00:30:06,457 --> 00:30:07,701
我做不到啊

543
00:30:08,599 --> 00:30:11,265
同時當總理和官房長官

544
00:30:11,738 --> 00:30:13,187
這才是不可能遊戲

545
00:30:16,917 --> 00:30:18,702
怎麼了，這麼晚過來

546
00:30:19,488 --> 00:30:20,424
那個

547
00:30:21,409 --> 00:30:23,931
我想來了解一下

548
00:30:25,185 --> 00:30:27,499
守護孤立年輕人項目，具體是怎樣的

549
00:30:28,232 --> 00:30:28,809
甚麼

550
00:30:29,462 --> 00:30:31,427
之前開會的時候說過這件事

551
00:30:32,714 --> 00:30:34,224
我有點好奇

552
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,002
還有其他想了解的事

553
00:30:37,192 --> 00:30:39,357
我想著在批判政治家之前

554
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:41,960
也先了解一下他們的工作

555
00:30:50,339 --> 00:30:51,892
狩屋老師給你一個特殊待遇吧

556
00:30:52,617 --> 00:30:53,758
你的身體沒問題嗎

557
00:30:56,077 --> 00:30:57,083
哪裡有不懂的

558
00:30:59,285 --> 00:31:00,461
-與其說哪裡不懂 -嗯

559
00:31:00,598 --> 00:31:01,575
應該是全部都不懂

560
00:31:01,624 --> 00:31:03,514
-那就從第一行開始吧 -好的

561
00:31:03,664 --> 00:31:04,570
那個

562
00:31:05,049 --> 00:31:06,748
我也可以一起聽嗎

563
00:31:07,123 --> 00:31:08,488
請坐

564
00:31:08,775 --> 00:31:09,389
謝謝

565
00:31:09,414 --> 00:31:10,242
坐下吧

566
00:31:10,339 --> 00:31:11,632
冴島小姐，來幫一下忙

567
00:31:11,658 --> 00:31:12,481
交給我吧

568
00:31:12,506 --> 00:31:13,454
謝謝你

569
00:31:13,963 --> 00:31:15,017
那開始吧

570
00:31:15,943 --> 00:31:20,408
針對孤獨孤立的政策是從甚麼理念出發的呢

571
00:31:20,658 --> 00:31:25,516
項目重審的討論到此結束，辛苦了

572
00:31:25,609 --> 00:31:28,054
辛苦了

573
00:31:32,195 --> 00:31:33,095
各位

574
00:31:36,235 --> 00:31:40,510
關於決定廢除的守護孤立年輕人項目

575
00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:44,467
我覺得，還是繼續推進比較好

576
00:31:44,749 --> 00:31:46,266
你在說甚麼呢

577
00:31:46,430 --> 00:31:47,813
討論已經結束了

578
00:31:48,231 --> 00:31:53,736
簡單來說就是，不用再討論這件事了

579
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,082
是這樣

580
00:31:55,204 --> 00:31:58,335
年輕人的利用率低下，也不能增加投票

581
00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:00,913
繼續推進這個項目也只是浪費納稅人的錢

582
00:32:01,163 --> 00:32:02,122
是這樣

583
00:32:02,690 --> 00:32:03,803
但也不是這樣

584
00:32:04,934 --> 00:32:05,615
那個

585
00:32:08,705 --> 00:32:09,794
我覺得應該思考的

586
00:32:11,274 --> 00:32:16,475
是如何讓年輕人知道這個項目

587
00:32:16,818 --> 00:32:21,394
至少我在知道了這個項目之後會想去參加

588
00:32:22,298 --> 00:32:23,391
你去參加

589
00:32:23,669 --> 00:32:26,222
總理是說如果他還年輕的話，是吧

590
00:32:27,053 --> 00:32:28,606
如果年輕人知道

591
00:32:28,991 --> 00:32:31,525
自己沒有被放棄

592
00:32:31,850 --> 00:32:33,828
這一切都並非歸咎於個人責任

593
00:32:35,071 --> 00:32:38,538
怎樣說，一定能更加抱有希望

594
00:32:39,380 --> 00:32:43,560
政治也能更加貼近生活

595
00:32:46,485 --> 00:32:49,600
關於預算從哪裡來

596
00:32:50,769 --> 00:32:53,250
我思考了削減其他項目預算的方案

597
00:32:53,275 --> 00:32:54,614
現在給大家看一下

598
00:32:54,745 --> 00:32:56,225
事到如今，沒必要吧

599
00:32:56,210 --> 00:33:00,283
(政府項目預算削減方案)

600
00:32:56,883 --> 00:32:58,706
我已經得到了總理的許可

601
00:32:59,468 --> 00:33:00,060
你說甚麼

602
00:33:00,711 --> 00:33:02,075
這是你自己做的嗎

603
00:33:02,818 --> 00:33:04,766
我很擅長做報價

604
00:33:05,344 --> 00:33:08,197
狩屋先生和大家都幫忙出主意了

605
00:33:10,537 --> 00:33:11,528
真是亂來啊

606
00:33:12,613 --> 00:33:16,497
要勉強的話，多多少少是會亂來的

607
00:33:19,033 --> 00:33:22,567
為此，我計劃重審以下項目的預算

608
00:33:19,818 --> 00:33:23,155
(目的，繼續推進守護孤立年輕人項目)

609
00:33:23,346 --> 00:33:26,109
(國會議事堂光雕投影項目，廢止)

610
00:33:23,703 --> 00:33:26,418
廢除國會議事堂光雕投影項目

611
00:33:26,446 --> 00:33:28,199
等一下，等一下

612
00:33:28,534 --> 00:33:31,108
要廢除國會議事堂的光雕投影嗎

613
00:33:31,406 --> 00:33:34,771
這是我計劃的，擁有絕佳異國風情

614
00:33:36,285 --> 00:33:37,755
又有異國風情的計劃啊

615
00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:40,365
但這是抄襲東京都廳的吧

616
00:33:40,391 --> 00:33:42,018
連我都知道

617
00:33:43,139 --> 00:33:45,715
我覺得這是最需要被廢除的項目

618
00:33:48,528 --> 00:33:49,543
但，但是

619
00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:53,016
這種異國風情的日本景觀

620
00:33:53,061 --> 00:33:55,509
也是很受年輕人歡迎的吧

621
00:33:56,331 --> 00:33:57,319
但是

622
00:33:57,578 --> 00:34:00,183
這真的能讓年輕人開心嗎

623
00:34:01,487 --> 00:34:06,011
比起這些，我覺得更重要的

624
00:34:07,451 --> 00:34:11,502
還是能直接幫到他們的政策吧

625
00:34:23,540 --> 00:34:25,314
那個

626
00:34:29,632 --> 00:34:31,569
HUMI FOODS找上門來，是有甚麼事嗎

627
00:34:31,594 --> 00:34:33,603
如果是為了之前的事，我是不會道歉的

628
00:34:36,023 --> 00:34:37,346
大爺，怎麼是你啊

629
00:34:37,484 --> 00:34:42,865
之前弊公司的員工，做了非常失禮的事

630
00:34:44,284 --> 00:34:45,787
真是非常抱歉

631
00:34:46,912 --> 00:34:51,584
會長先生說了，願意重新考慮交易價格

632
00:34:52,378 --> 00:34:53,456
會長

633
00:34:54,220 --> 00:34:55,077
你是會長嗎

634
00:34:55,154 --> 00:34:59,203
是我監管不周，非常抱歉

635
00:35:00,346 --> 00:35:02,369
你說得沒錯

636
00:35:02,605 --> 00:35:05,394
要給所有世代的人希望

637
00:35:07,519 --> 00:35:12,822
這也是我開公司時的理念

638
00:35:16,624 --> 00:35:21,290
不愧是創業的人，還是和你們聊得來

639
00:35:28,185 --> 00:35:30,512
這樣，所有討論就都結束了

640
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:33,934
要繼續守護項目，還差4,000萬

641
00:35:33,358 --> 00:35:34,827
(廢止，全國老年人活力博覽會拱門建設)

642
00:35:34,227 --> 00:35:35,224
各位，請聽好了

643
00:35:35,581 --> 00:35:42,437
這也就是說，還需要4,000萬啊

644
00:35:42,657 --> 00:35:44,006
對於這一點，各位意下如何

645
00:35:45,642 --> 00:35:48,936
4,000萬其實差得也不太多，是吧

646
00:35:48,961 --> 00:35:50,742
為此都廢除了其他項目

647
00:35:50,767 --> 00:35:53,511
怎麼能這樣蒙混過關呢

648
00:35:54,032 --> 00:35:55,457
關於這4,000萬

649
00:35:56,532 --> 00:36:00,401
我也準備了其他削減選擇

650
00:36:15,865 --> 00:36:17,179
你可以開心了，冴島

651
00:36:17,564 --> 00:36:18,957
從明天開始，我就可以回來工作了

652
00:36:19,231 --> 00:36:22,107
看這樣子，你還沒看新聞吧

653
00:36:23,089 --> 00:36:23,900
甚麼新聞

654
00:36:24,588 --> 00:36:31,036
(前所未見，武藤總理表示
將全額返還一年4,000萬工資)

655
00:36:24,617 --> 00:36:28,389
武藤總理於今日宣佈，他將全額返還工資

656
00:36:28,889 --> 00:36:31,245
新聞發佈會馬上就要開始了

657
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,073
甚麼

658
00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:37,567
冴島，這是怎麼回事

659
00:36:38,136 --> 00:36:40,623
跟我說也沒有用

660
00:36:40,831 --> 00:36:46,378
(總理官邸直播，武藤泰山總理)

661
00:36:41,671 --> 00:36:45,601
我不是為了錢才當政治家的

662
00:36:45,630 --> 00:36:49,120
我確實是這樣說過吧

663
00:36:49,780 --> 00:36:52,440
是這樣說過

664
00:36:53,321 --> 00:36:58,214
就這樣，史上首位沒工資總理大臣誕生了

665
00:37:06,245 --> 00:37:07,770
總理，你沒事吧

666
00:37:14,017 --> 00:37:15,598
總理，你沒事吧

667
00:37:16,140 --> 00:37:16,854
總理

668
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:18,118
你沒事吧

669
00:37:18,397 --> 00:37:19,889
總理，你沒事吧，總理

670
00:37:20,632 --> 00:37:21,939
總理

671
00:37:22,081 --> 00:37:24,164
沒事，沒事，我沒事

672
00:37:26,482 --> 00:37:28,279
不好意思啊，剛才是甚麼問題

673
00:37:28,691 --> 00:37:32,270
請你說一下返還工資背後的真正含義吧

674
00:37:34,054 --> 00:37:37,817
因為我，就是那個

675
00:37:38,941 --> 00:37:40,761
要把一切

676
00:37:43,570 --> 00:37:44,685
對，一切

677
00:37:45,252 --> 00:37:52,461
我要把一切都奉獻給國民

678
00:37:52,576 --> 00:37:53,498
4,000萬全額返還嗎

679
00:37:53,542 --> 00:37:54,302
對，全額返還

680
00:37:54,327 --> 00:37:55,348
這樣真的可以嗎

681
00:37:55,373 --> 00:37:55,952
沒問題

682
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,085
你能做出約定嗎

683
00:37:57,086 --> 00:37:58,320
當然能了

684
00:37:58,435 --> 00:38:01,714
現在已經無法撤回了

685
00:38:02,672 --> 00:38:07,567
網絡上正熱議武藤總理返還工資一事

686
00:38:07,592 --> 00:38:09,156
這都是表演啦

687
00:38:10,036 --> 00:38:13,075
不惜做出這種事，也要提高支持率嗎

688
00:38:13,897 --> 00:38:16,977
我反而覺得，這有些膚淺了

689
00:38:20,291 --> 00:38:21,199
真是膚淺

690
00:38:22,611 --> 00:38:24,768
辛苦了，我先告辭了

691
00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:29,606
蓮沼清彥先生

692
00:38:30,728 --> 00:38:31,215
是我

693
00:38:31,414 --> 00:38:34,190
初次見面，我是

694
00:38:35,733 --> 00:38:36,809
一名秘書

695
00:38:38,270 --> 00:38:41,757
(眾議院議員二木正一事務所
公設第一秘書，神谷賢介)

696
00:38:43,607 --> 00:38:45,299
真是沒想到啊

697
00:38:46,333 --> 00:38:49,840
民政黨老大二木正一的秘書，居然會來找我

698
00:38:50,747 --> 00:38:52,109
是有甚麼事嗎

699
00:38:53,376 --> 00:38:56,418
議員有話要我轉告你

700
00:38:59,783 --> 00:39:01,631
社交媒體上都誇你呢

701
00:39:01,701 --> 00:39:03,149
說武藤泰山展示出了男子漢氣概

702
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:04,502
畢竟我還了4,000萬啊

703
00:39:04,652 --> 00:39:06,337
這次的支持率肯定會上去

704
00:39:06,376 --> 00:39:07,599
畢竟我還了4,000萬啊

705
00:39:07,624 --> 00:39:08,611
你在消沉甚麼啊

706
00:39:08,645 --> 00:39:09,946
畢竟我還了4,000萬啊

707
00:39:10,152 --> 00:39:11,734
先把這件事忘記了吧

708
00:39:12,293 --> 00:39:12,893
是吧

709
00:39:13,661 --> 00:39:14,299
怎麼了

710
00:39:15,837 --> 00:39:20,365
今後木下先生，真的能走上正路嗎

711
00:39:21,944 --> 00:39:22,703
甚麼意思

712
00:39:22,757 --> 00:39:25,234
最後他回家還是一個人

713
00:39:25,693 --> 00:39:29,381
今後也還是一樣孤獨

714
00:39:30,403 --> 00:39:32,415
我在想，他真的能重新來過嗎

715
00:39:33,695 --> 00:39:35,006
我們也只能相信他了吧

716
00:39:37,814 --> 00:39:42,715
而且，我做了一些安排

717
00:40:01,970 --> 00:40:02,574
來了

718
00:40:05,303 --> 00:40:07,284
你好，不介意的話這個你拿去吃吧

719
00:40:08,365 --> 00:40:10,609
謝謝你之前送的鱷魚饅頭

720
00:40:10,983 --> 00:40:11,600
甚麼鱷魚

721
00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:12,831
來，拿著吧

722
00:40:13,479 --> 00:40:14,481
那我就先走了

723
00:40:17,825 --> 00:40:18,599
好的

724
00:40:20,468 --> 00:40:21,193
那個

725
00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:26,127
你走樓梯方便嗎

726
00:40:28,049 --> 00:40:30,262
真是不好意思啊，反而要你幫忙

727
00:40:31,193 --> 00:40:35,471
即使是同樣孤獨的人，只要建立聯繫

728
00:40:37,192 --> 00:40:38,637
也就不再孤獨了

729
00:40:41,826 --> 00:40:45,188
總理，明天起的安排，都給你暫時取消了

730
00:40:45,846 --> 00:40:46,504
甚麼意思

731
00:40:46,554 --> 00:40:48,397
因為出現了一些緊急情況

732
00:40:48,489 --> 00:40:50,272
那你為何這麼波瀾不驚啊

733
00:40:50,442 --> 00:40:51,221
發生甚麼事了

734
00:40:51,246 --> 00:40:55,186
在日前的美國總統選舉中再次當選的拜格總統

735
00:40:55,218 --> 00:40:56,989
臨時決定到訪日本

736
00:40:57,227 --> 00:40:57,996
甚麼

737
00:40:58,290 --> 00:41:00,258
我是新田，我是新田

738
00:41:01,504 --> 00:41:02,989
-新田先生來電 -我是新田

739
00:41:03,014 --> 00:41:03,983
-馬上接通 -我是新田

740
00:41:04,008 --> 00:41:05,776
你還錄了這個電話鈴聲啊

741
00:41:05,803 --> 00:41:06,793
-是的 -我是新田

742
00:41:07,165 --> 00:41:07,909
我是新田

743
00:41:09,857 --> 00:41:11,706
我是新田，我

744
00:41:12,772 --> 00:41:14,559
我是警察的新田

745
00:41:14,584 --> 00:41:15,446
為何有個小孩子

746
00:41:15,850 --> 00:41:17,462
原來你有個這麼小的孩子啊

747
00:41:17,667 --> 00:41:21,171
由於孩子在午睡，請允許我小聲匯報

748
00:41:21,399 --> 00:41:22,940
所以是有甚麼事

749
00:41:23,130 --> 00:41:26,276
我們找到了竊取腦電波技術的恐怖組織

750
00:41:26,301 --> 00:41:27,148
真的嗎

751
00:41:27,353 --> 00:41:28,213
噓

752
00:41:29,351 --> 00:41:30,107
做得好啊

753
00:41:30,359 --> 00:41:36,582
但他們在三個月前，已經被國際刑警拘捕了

754
00:41:36,745 --> 00:41:37,442
甚麼

755
00:41:37,537 --> 00:41:40,520
那為甚麼現在依然在發生靈魂交換呢

756
00:41:40,884 --> 00:41:43,302
也就是說，幕後黑手另有其人嗎

757
00:41:43,327 --> 00:41:44,620
我們也是這樣想的

758
00:41:44,782 --> 00:41:47,060
於是清查了該恐怖組織相關人員

759
00:41:47,427 --> 00:41:53,292
隨後，發現了一個頂級機密

760
00:41:53,717 --> 00:41:55,057
別賣關子了，趕快說

761
00:41:55,361 --> 00:42:00,792
他們這幾年一直和某個國家秘密進行軍事交易

762
00:42:00,817 --> 00:42:06,137
也就是說，他們與某個國家有著緊密聯繫

763
00:42:06,211 --> 00:42:07,567
別賣關子了，趕快說啊

764
00:42:07,592 --> 00:42:08,895
噓

765
00:42:09,267 --> 00:42:10,991
某個國家到底是哪一個啊

766
00:42:11,152 --> 00:42:12,115
我現在就說

767
00:42:12,980 --> 00:42:17,110
是U，S，A，美利堅合眾國

768
00:42:17,275 --> 00:42:18,251
是美國嗎

769
00:42:18,655 --> 00:42:20,694
也就是說，我們的敵人是美國政府嗎

770
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:22,598
目前都還只是猜測

771
00:42:22,946 --> 00:42:25,479
只不過現在美國總統突然決定訪日

772
00:42:25,636 --> 00:42:28,142
我認為不該歸為偶然吧

773
00:42:28,718 --> 00:42:30,238
請各位務必小心

774
00:42:30,781 --> 00:42:34,555
這恐怖襲擊的背後

775
00:42:34,580 --> 00:42:40,295
可能有著我們無法想像的國家級陰謀

776
00:42:40,459 --> 00:42:41,203
是吧

777
00:42:41,228 --> 00:42:43,020
怎麼就哭了呢

778
00:42:47,147 --> 00:42:48,345
這都是甚麼事啊

779
00:42:52,844 --> 00:42:54,279
該不會又要靈魂交換了吧

780
00:42:54,304 --> 00:42:55,020
泰哥

781
00:42:58,923 --> 00:42:59,995
不會吧

782
00:43:15,732 --> 00:43:16,472
總理

783
00:43:19,114 --> 00:43:20,104
總理

784
00:43:26,526 --> 00:43:27,860
不是

785
00:43:28,060 --> 00:43:29,148
總理，總理

786
00:43:31,439 --> 00:43:32,154
泰哥

787
00:43:35,572 --> 00:43:38,126
你是誰

788
00:43:39,487 --> 00:43:41,030
早瀨信太

789
00:43:41,055 --> 00:43:41,579
甚麼

790
00:43:43,343 --> 00:43:44,823
早瀨信太

791
00:43:46,552 --> 00:43:47,488
你幾歲了

792
00:43:48,766 --> 00:43:49,504
五歲

793
00:43:51,174 --> 00:43:52,070
-等一下 -總理

794
00:43:52,095 --> 00:43:52,626
等等

795
00:43:55,188 --> 00:43:57,960
這裡是，幼兒園

796
00:43:58,321 --> 00:44:00,398
我跟小孩子靈魂交換了嗎

797
00:44:00,845 --> 00:44:04,260
信太，沒事吧，怎麼了

798
00:44:04,714 --> 00:44:06,357
立刻帶我去總理官邸

799
00:44:06,382 --> 00:44:08,167
事態非常緊急

800
00:44:08,316 --> 00:44:11,107
甚麼，你這是看了甚麼動畫啊

801
00:44:12,641 --> 00:44:15,135
不是動畫，我再說一次

802
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:16,957
我這不是在學動畫

803
00:44:18,194 --> 00:44:19,895
去給我聯絡成田

804
00:44:19,968 --> 00:44:20,820
等不及了

805
00:44:21,332 --> 00:44:22,516
這裡有好多亞洲人啊

806
00:44:23,843 --> 00:44:24,598
好了

807
00:44:25,184 --> 00:44:27,223
派對開始了

808
00:44:29,161 --> 00:44:31,210
美國總統訪日

809
00:44:32,201 --> 00:44:33,507
日本的未來

810
00:44:37,235 --> 00:44:40,992
交給了五歲小孩