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問題

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國立天文台訂定的三大流星群…

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請用熱騰騰地瓜佐牛奶

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讚啦
（Ep3 津津井小姐的主張）

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（Ep3 津津井小姐的主張）

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我開動了

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是說盡出些用到爛的題目

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根本用不著剪輯了吧

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這是為了先提升隊伍整體實力…

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最該來的人不來有什麼意義

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地瓜跟牛奶實在絕配耶

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就是啊

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一方面希望大家都知道

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一方面又覺得最好我們自己獨享

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妳又在看這集喔

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妳不覺得這集的權田學長超讚的嗎

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我懂 因為他本來是柔道社的

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所以按搶答案鈕時
手臂也比別人粗一倍呢

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妳記得超讚的那個嗎

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就是權田學長第一次
參加搶答的時候

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那段超棒的

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明明一開始心不甘情不願的

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結果奇蹟似地遇上柔道相關的題目

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提問

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將日本自古相傳的柔術提升為柔道
被稱為柔道之父的…

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叮咚

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權田學長…

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嘉納治五郎

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答對了

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很好

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權田學長

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那一聲”嘉納治五郎”實在很感人

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雖然我根本不知道這是誰

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然後一直暗地支持他的學弟們
頓時熱淚盈框…

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是說如果能當他們同學的話
妳覺得會怎樣

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太爽了吧

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很爽對吧

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感覺可能第一天就樂瘋

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超懂

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啊 我可以演那個嗎

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我今天來到這裡

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是想對一個人表達我的心意

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是什麼

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3年2班 權田學長

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她說權田學長耶

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不會吧

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我看到學長

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在猜謎研究社熱心研究猜謎的樣子

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讓我也萌生了要好好努力的心情

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看你用練柔道鍛鍊出來的結實臂膀

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翻閱字典學習猜謎知識的模樣

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總是讓我備受激勵

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等我注意到的時候…已經…

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加油啊

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等我注意到的時候已經…

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已經…

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喜歡上學長了

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我好喜歡學長

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我也想跟權田學長一起玩搶答

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請跟我交往吧

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我已經跟副隊長筱塚交往了

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抱歉

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《津津井小姐的日常》

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（Ep4 讓我為我推花錢吧）

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妳怎麼啦

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我好像要到極限了

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什麼意思

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我一個人承受不了了

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好想大談我的推…

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說吧 盡情說到吐吧

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可是我不管怎麼搜尋

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都觀測不到任何談論我推的人

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跟我們說也可以啊

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雖然很感謝大家的配合

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但每次都拿這個煩妳們
我會很不好意思

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可是我好想跟別人談論我推

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也好想聽別人談論我推

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結果前陣子我終於忍不住…

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創造了一個虛構的人物

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有趣喔 說來聽聽

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那天我像平常一樣

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剛洗完澡在揉自己的屁股

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今天也很滑嫩呢

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對自己的屁股講話的時候…

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慢著

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抱歉突然打斷妳

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但我好在意妳提到屁股

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啊不過今天
好像最好先繼續聽下去…吧

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對 拍謝

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然後呢

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我對著屁股講話時突然靈光一閃

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我來創造另一個人格不就得了嗎

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什麼意思

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首先在自己腦子裡

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擬出一個
”想要這樣的人來推我推”的人格

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住在東京市中心的40幾歲男性
暫定叫做下川先生

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大學青春時代都投入在話劇社

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之後跟社團學妹結婚

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兩人有一個孩子

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現在的興趣是看舞台劇

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大概是這樣子

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然後靠想像力體驗一回
下川先生（暫定）的人生

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把下川先生（暫定）的行動思考邏輯
投射在自己身上

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最後註冊一個下川先生（暫定）的社群帳號

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以他的身分張貼對推的想法
和觀劇感想

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這就是下川先生（暫定）

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意思是說妳把這個
下川先生（暫定）的貼文

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當作是陌生人寫的貼文
來享受爬文的樂趣？

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就是這麼一回事

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這腦洞超大的呢

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一開始怎麼看都只像自己寫的東西

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但慢慢地開始有種新鮮感

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可以視作是別人的感想
來享受爬文樂趣

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妳真是宅宅的榜樣耶

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而且下川先生（暫定）的
觀劇感想很詳細

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因為常常到場參加的關係

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所以總能寫出很棒的文字呢

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雖然他就是妳本人呢

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最近追蹤也慢慢變多了說

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如果這會讓妳開心的話也不錯啊

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可是啊…

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不好意思 我咖啡要續杯

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好的

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幫您加咖啡喔

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然後怎麼啦

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人的慾望真的無限大呢

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一開始看到
下川先生（暫定）的感想文

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就能沉浸在有自己以外的人
談論我推魅力的幸福感之中

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可是…

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開始覺得不滿足了是吧

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對

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所以我又創造了另一個虛構人物

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我想也是

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因為我真的很想聽各種人談論我推

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結果來說都只是在跟自己對話喔

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所以妳又做了誰

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享受著大學生活的活潑女大學生

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她出身都會區家境還不錯的家庭

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受雙親影響 從小就會去看舞台劇

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因為有千金小姐的氣場

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所以朋友男男女女都很多

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平常的貼文以美妝時尚為主

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但觀賞我推演出的舞台劇之後

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總會寫出觀點率直又真誠的感想

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透過她能體驗我沒經歷過的生活

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也能看到女大學生角度談論的我推

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所以我看得非常開心 可是…

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又不滿足了是吧

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雖然我不太懂

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不過這頓我請客吧

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不用請客沒關係的

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但能聽我一個請求嗎

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什麼請求

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接下來可以聽我說跟我推有關
但實際上並不存在的話題嗎

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實際上不存在的話題？

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我後來覺得還是跟妳們傾吐
才能解決我的渴望

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可是我注意到最根本性的問題

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就是我推的情報已經見底了

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他的情報還是一樣稀有呀

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所以呢

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我現在開始會把
”如果我推是這樣就好了”的妄想

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故意講得好像真的一樣

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我希望妳能靜靜聽我說…

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抱歉

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雖說是為了拯救自己的苦肉計

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但果然還是太噁了吧…

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說給我聽吧 盡量講詳細點

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我推雖然身高很高

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但體能不怎麼好 不是很擅長運動

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小學時因為身高比周圍高

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有靠身高差吃到些甜頭

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但升到國中高中後慢慢露出馬腳

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有天上體育課時沒跳過障礙欄杆
大摔了一跤

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被喜歡的女生取笑
成了他的心理陰影

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後來在學校就盡量
不做引人注目的事

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後來看網路轉播
迷上劇團新感線的舞台劇

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被古田新太先生演技震撼到

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有了想變得跟古田先生一樣的想法

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就加入了話劇社

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可惜他難得有高佻身材
卻對穿搭時尚沒興趣

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不知不覺變得只穿全身黑

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還因為這樣被女兒數落

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啊 他有個念小學的女兒

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他跟女兒關係很好

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他女兒學校去遠足時
是他親手做便當呢

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我推的家是雙薪家庭父母都在工作

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從小都是他在幫妹妹做便當

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所以簡單的菜色一下子就能做好

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能傾吐我推的話題感覺真幸福

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雖然全都是假的

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然後橘什麼也沒說只是靜靜聽我講

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我何德何能能有這麼棒的朋友啊

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明明講得全都是假的

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真是委屈她了

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抱歉 就我一個講個不停

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謝謝妳聽我說

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妳要走哪邊回去？

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我問妳喔 妳推是不是有養貓

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妳怎麼會知道

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順帶一提 貓咪的名字叫…

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-莫內…
-莫內

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橘妳太厲害了吧

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連寵物名字都猜到也太強了吧

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因為我跟妳認識很久了啊

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我猜莫內啊…

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是因為他女兒說想要才養的吧

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對 我推其實比較想養狗的

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因為他有點對貓過敏對吧

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對對對

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可是因為被女兒懇求

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就瞞著自己過敏不說
為了女兒開始養貓

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這位推確實很棒

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對吧 謝謝…謝謝妳

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妳太大聲囉

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我整個情緒高漲

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實在忍不住了

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怎麼了

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好想花錢

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我想更用力支持我推

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我想花錢

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拜託了讓我為我推花錢吧

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這包不錯啊

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他東西多可能裝不下

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這樣還不夠喔

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是喔

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歡迎光臨

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有想找什麼嗎

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是的…

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方便的話我可以替您介紹喔

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太好了

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我不知道該買什麼好

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的確會不知道該怎麼挑呢

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是要送人生日禮物嗎

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啊 不是…

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還是是紀念日？

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也不是…

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呃 該怎麼說呢

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算是平常承蒙照顧的一點小心意吧

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原來如此

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這不算說謊

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畢竟平常都是靠我推續命的嘛

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請問您有設定預算嗎

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我沒想好呢

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不過我現在挺想花點錢的

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那麼襯衫怎麼樣呢

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襯衫…這個我沒想到過呢

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演員會收粉絲送的襯衫嗎

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這算普通的禮物嗎

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毫無頭緒呢

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比如這種明亮的顏色如何呢

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很棒呢

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不過這顏色應該也很適合

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是挺雅致瀟灑的感覺呢

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送禮的對象氣質是比較沈穩的嗎

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算是吧 對方年紀大我一些

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反其道而行挑這種風格如何

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這也很棒呢

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不過我不確定對方穿不穿印花呢

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雖然是會滿想看看的

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搭配這種外套也很時髦喔

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不好意思請等我一下

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好的

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怎麼了

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這未免太快樂了吧

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裝作我推熟人挑禮物的感覺
未免太快樂了吧

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真是太好了呢

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天啊全部都想要

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我想直接把整間店送他

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妳冷靜點

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課金泥沼是直通地獄的

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總之先來個深呼吸吧

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好 回頭再戰吧

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您還好嗎

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沒事 請繼續吧

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好的

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那麼 請問對方大約幾歲呢

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呃…我不知道實際數字…

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是男朋友嗎

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不是啦

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是家人嗎

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不是

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那…是朋友囉？

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也不算呢

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那請問身高大概多少呢

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我不是很確定 但挺高的

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大概跟那個展示人台差不多

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請問隨身物品什麼顏色居多呢

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我不知道耶

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平常會打領帶嗎

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咦 他有在打領帶嗎

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那您知道對方平常打扮的風格嗎

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這我也不知道耶

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請問對方個性是陽光還是沉著呢

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我完全不清楚

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這樣啊…

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我什麼都不知道

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可是我想花錢

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結果只買了自己穿的衣服

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無法壓抑想為我推花錢的慾望

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但又不知道該用什麼方式為他花錢

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加減之後只剩下”想花錢”的部分

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到最後變成普通的購物

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然而…

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我要什麼時候才會穿這件洋裝呢

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雖然它非常好看 可是沒機會穿

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結果又成了宅慾失控一場空

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出現了

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我推出現了

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超久違的我推新圖像

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活生生的

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活生生的我推

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啊啊 我推沁入了五臟六腑啊

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©T/B/T

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咱們來攀登這座同人誌的高峰吧
（出發吧 前往同人誌的山頂）

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請保佑我別遇難
（出發吧 前往同人誌的山頂）

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敬愛的岡崎小姐
（親密友人岡崎過生日）

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在此祝賀您生日快樂
（親密友人岡崎過生日）

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我好開心跟大家當朋友
（致上最高級的黑皮！！）

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我好開心跟大家當朋友
（由我們為我們舉辦的…）

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（由我們為我們舉辦的…）

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（最棒的派對！）

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今後也請繼續守望著我吧

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我會的

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覺得煩拜託直接說
（小M的懇切請求…）

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吾又怎會因而嫌汝呢
（小M的懇切請求…）

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未也 未也

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只要把耳機插進鼻孔

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就能變成帥哥本人了耶
（禁忌的鼻孔耳機之術）

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那麼 我要開始了
（好孩子不可以學喔）