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问题

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国立天文台订定的三大流星群…

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请用热腾腾地瓜佐牛奶

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赞啦
Ep3，津津井小姐的主张

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Ep.03，津津井小姐的主张

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我开动了

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是说尽出些用到烂的题目

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根本用不着剪辑了吧

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这是为了先提升队伍整体实力…

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最该来的人不来有什么意义

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地瓜跟牛奶实在绝配耶

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就是啊

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一方面希望大家都知道

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一方面又觉得最好我们自己独享

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你又在看这集哦

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你不觉得这集的权田学长超赞的吗

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我懂，因为他本来是柔道社的

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所以按抢答案钮时，手臂也比别人粗一倍呢

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你记得超赞的那个吗

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就是权田学长第一次，参加抢答的时候

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那段超棒的

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明明一开始心不甘情不愿的

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结果奇迹似地遇上柔道相关的题目

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提问

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将日本自古相传的柔术提升为柔道，被称为柔道之父的…

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叮咚

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权田学长…

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嘉纳治五郎

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答对了

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很好

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权田学长

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那一声”嘉纳治五郎”实在很感人

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虽然我根本不知道这是谁

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然后一直暗地支持他的学弟们，顿时热泪盈框…

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是说如果能当他们同学的话，你觉得会怎样

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太爽了吧

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很爽对吧

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感觉可能第一天就乐疯

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超懂

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啊，我可以演那个吗

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我今天来到这里

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是想对一个人表达我的心意

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是什么

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3年2班，权田学长

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她说权田学长耶

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不会吧

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我看到学长

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在猜谜研究社热心研究猜谜的样子

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让我也萌生了要好好努力的心情

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看你用练柔道锻链出来的结实臂膀

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翻阅字典学习猜谜知识的模样

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总是让我备受激励

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等我注意到的时候…已经…

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加油啊

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等我注意到的时候已经…

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已经…

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喜欢上学长了

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我好喜欢学长

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我也想跟权田学长一起玩抢答

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请跟我交往吧

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我已经跟副队长筱冢交往了

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抱歉

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《津津井小姐的日常》

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Ep4，让我为我推花钱吧

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你怎么啦

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我好像要到极限了

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什么意思

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我一个人承受不了了

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好想大谈我的推…

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说吧，尽情说到吐吧

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可是我不管怎么搜寻

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都观测不到任何谈论我推的人

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跟我们说也可以啊

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虽然很感谢大家的配合

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但每次都拿这个烦你们，我会很不好意思

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可是我好想跟别人谈论我推

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也好想听别人谈论我推

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结果前阵子我终于忍不住…

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创造了一个虚构的人物

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有趣哦，说来听听

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那天我像平常一样

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刚洗完澡在揉自己的屁股

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今天也很滑嫩呢

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对自己的屁股讲话的时候…

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慢着

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抱歉突然打断你

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但我好在意你提到屁股

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啊不过今天，好像最好先继续听下去…吧

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对，抱歉

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然后呢

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我对着屁股讲话时突然灵光一闪

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我来创造另一个人格不就得了吗

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什么意思

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首先在自己脑子里

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拟出一个，”想要这样的人来推我推”的人格

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住在东京市中心的40几岁男性，暂定叫做下川先生

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大学青春时代都投入在话剧社

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之后跟社团学妹结婚

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两人有一个孩子

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现在的兴趣是看舞台剧

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大概是这样子

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然后靠想象力体验一回，下川先生暂定的人生

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把下川先生暂定的行动思考逻辑，投射在自己身上

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最后注册一个下川先生暂定的社群账号

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以他的身份张贴对推的想法，和观剧感想

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这就是下川先生暂定

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意思是说你把这个，下川先生暂定的贴文

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当作是陌生人写的贴文，来享受爬文的乐趣？

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就是这么一回事

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这脑洞超大的呢

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一开始怎么看都只像自己写的东西

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但慢慢地开始有种新鲜感

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可以视作是别人的感想，来享受爬文乐趣

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你真是宅宅的榜样耶

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而且下川先生暂定的，观剧感想很详细

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因为常常到场参加的关系

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所以总能写出很棒的文字呢

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虽然他就是你本人呢

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最近追踪也慢慢变多了说

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如果这会让你开心的话也不错啊

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可是啊…

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不好意思，我咖啡要续杯

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好的

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帮您加咖啡哦

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然后怎么啦

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人的欲望真的无限大呢

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一开始看到，下川先生暂定的感想文

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就能沉浸在有自己以外的人，谈论我推魅力的幸福感之中

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可是…

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开始觉得不满足了是吧

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对

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所以我又创造了另一个虚构人物

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我想也是

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因为我真的很想听各种人谈论我推

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结果来说都只是在跟自己对话哦

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所以你又做了谁

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享受着大学生活的活泼女大学生

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她出身都会区家境还不错的家庭

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受双亲影响，从小就会去看舞台剧

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因为有千金小姐的气场

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所以朋友男男女女都很多

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平常的贴文以美妆时尚为主

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但观赏我推演出的舞台剧之后

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总会写出观点率直又真诚的感想

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透过她能体验我没经历过的生活

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也能看到女大学生角度谈论的我推

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所以我看得非常开心，可是…

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又不满足了是吧

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虽然我不太懂

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不过这顿我请客吧

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不用请客没关系的

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但能听我一个请求吗

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什么请求

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接下来可以听我说跟我推有关，但实际上并不存在的话题吗

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实际上不存在的话题？

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我后来觉得还是跟你们倾吐，才能解决我的渴望

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可是我注意到最根本性的问题

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就是我推的情报已经见底了

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他的情报还是一样稀有呀

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所以呢

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我现在开始会把，”如果我推是这样就好了”的妄想

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故意讲得好像真的一样

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我希望你能静静听我说…

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抱歉

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虽说是为了拯救自己的苦肉计

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但果然还是太恶了吧…

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说给我听吧，尽量讲详细点

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我推虽然身高很高

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但体能不怎么好，不是很擅长运动

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小学时因为身高比周围高

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有靠身高差吃到些甜头

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但升到国中高中后慢慢露出马脚

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有天上体育课时没跳过障碍栏杆，大摔了一跤

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被喜欢的女生取笑，成了他的心理阴影

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后来在学校就尽量，不做引人注目的事

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后来看网络转播，迷上剧团新感线的舞台剧

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被古田新太先生演技震撼到

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有了想变得跟古田先生一样的想法

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就加入了话剧社

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可惜他难得有高佻身材，却对穿搭时尚没兴趣

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不知不觉变得只穿全身黑

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还因为这样被女儿数落

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啊，他有个念小学的女儿

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他跟女儿关系很好

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他女儿学校去远足时，是他亲手做便当呢

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我推的家是双薪家庭父母都在工作

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从小都是他在帮妹妹做便当

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所以简单的菜色一下子就能做好

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能倾吐我推的话题感觉真幸福

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虽然全都是假的

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然后橘什么也没说只是静静听我讲

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我何德何能能有这么棒的朋友啊

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明明讲得全都是假的

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真是委屈她了

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抱歉，就我一个讲个不停

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谢谢你听我说

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你要走哪边回去？

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我问你哦，你推是不是有养猫

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你怎么会知道

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顺带一提，猫咪的名字叫…

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-莫内…-莫内

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橘你太厉害了吧

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连宠物名字都猜到也太强了吧

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因为我跟你认识很久了啊

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我猜莫内啊…

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是因为他女儿说想要才养的吧

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对，我推其实比较想养狗的

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因为他有点对猫过敏对吧

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对对对

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可是因为被女儿恳求

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就瞒着自己过敏不说，为了女儿开始养猫

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这位推确实很棒

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对吧，谢谢…谢谢你

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你太大声罗

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我整个情绪高涨

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实在忍不住了

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怎么了

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好想花钱

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我想更用力支持我推

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我想花钱

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拜托了让我为我推花钱吧

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这包不错啊

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他东西多可能装不下

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这样还不够哦

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是哦

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欢迎光临

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有想找什么吗

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是的…

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方便的话我可以替您介绍哦

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太好了

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我不知道该买什么好

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的确会不知道该怎么挑呢

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是要送人生日礼物吗

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啊，不是…

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还是是纪念日？

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也不是…

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呃，该怎么说呢

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算是平常承蒙照顾的一点小心意吧

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原来如此

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这不算说谎

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毕竟平常都是靠我推续命的嘛

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请问您有设定预算吗

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我没想好呢

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不过我现在挺想花点钱的

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那么衬衫怎么样呢

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衬衫…这个我没想到过呢

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演员会收粉丝送的衬衫吗

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这算普通的礼物吗

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毫无头绪呢

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比如这种明亮的颜色如何呢

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很棒呢

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不过这颜色应该也很适合

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是挺雅致潇洒的感觉呢

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送礼的对象气质是比较沉稳的吗

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算是吧，对方年纪大我一些

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反其道而行挑这种风格如何

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这也很棒呢

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不过我不确定对方穿不穿印花呢

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虽然是会满想看看的

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搭配这种外套也很时髦哦

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不好意思请等我一下

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好的

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怎么了

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这未免太快乐了吧

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装作我推熟人挑礼物的感觉，未免太快乐了吧

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真是太好了呢

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天啊全部都想要

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我想直接把整间店送他

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你冷静点

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课金泥沼是直通地狱的

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总之先来个深呼吸吧

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好，回头再战吧

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您还好吗

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没事，请继续吧

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好的

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那么，请问对方大约几岁呢

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呃…我不知道实际数字…

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是男朋友吗

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不是啦

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是家人吗

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不是

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那…是朋友罗？

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也不算呢

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那请问身高大概多少呢

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我不是很确定，但挺高的

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大概跟那个展示人台差不多

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请问随身物品什么颜色居多呢

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我不知道耶

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平常会打领带吗

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咦，他有在打领带吗

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那您知道对方平常打扮的风格吗

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这我也不知道耶

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请问对方个性是阳光还是沉着呢

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我完全不清楚

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这样啊…

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我什么都不知道

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可是我想花钱

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结果只买了自己穿的衣服

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无法压抑想为我推花钱的欲望

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但又不知道该用什么方式为他花钱

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加减之后只剩下”想花钱”的部分

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到最后变成普通的购物

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然而…

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我要什么时候才会穿这件洋装呢

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虽然它非常好看，可是没机会穿

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结果又成了宅欲失控一场空

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出现了

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我推出现了

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超久违的我推新图像

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活生生的

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活生生的我推

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啊啊，我推沁入了五脏六腑啊

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咱们来攀登这座同人志的高峰吧
出发吧，前往同人志的山顶

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请保佑我别遇难
出发吧，前往同人志的山顶

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敬爱的冈崎小姐
亲密友人冈崎过生日

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在此祝贺您生日快乐
亲密友人冈崎过生日

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我好开心跟大家当朋友
致上最高级的黑皮！！

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我好开心跟大家当朋友
由我们为我们举办的…

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由我们为我们举办的…

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最棒的派对！

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今后也请继续守望着我吧

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我会的

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觉得烦拜托直接说
小M的恳切请求…

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吾又怎会因而嫌汝呢
小M的恳切请求…

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未也，未也

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00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,075
只要把耳机插进鼻孔

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就能变成帅哥本人了耶
禁忌的鼻孔耳机之术

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那么，我要开始了
好孩子不可以学哦