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我吃饱了

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怎么了，肚子痛吗

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为什么西园寺姐姐不在

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她今天很早就出门了

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为什么

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为什么…

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应该是因为工作吧

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为什么

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因为她最近很忙

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为什么

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因为她很受欢迎吧

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不对，我想想…

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流歌，庆生会上发生了什么事吗

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西园寺姐姐，不要喜欢上我爸爸

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为什么西园寺姐姐不在

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-为什么 -为什么

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果然是鲤鱼

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是鲤鱼

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应该是恋爱（注：鲤鱼日文音同恋爱）

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所以我更需要看清楚

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看清这段恋情

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是否能够予以驱除

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不要逃避，西园寺

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这是最后的战役

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驱除…

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看来是个怪人

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我想也是

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可喜可贺

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一起说可喜可贺

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可喜可贺…

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横井先生到了

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-辛苦了 -各位辛苦了

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我刚刚请这两位，担任这次合作企划的负责人

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你们两位都没问题吧

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是的，感谢您给我这么好的机会

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什么

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那么准备开会了

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让我们来对话吧

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对话…

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走吧

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驱除…

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那么请看试作画面

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这次的企划我们希望降低门槛

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让任何人都能轻松上传影片

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强调这种日常休闲的风格…

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请问有什么问题吗

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抱歉，从我这外行人看来

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我认为上传影片的便利性很重要

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但是这个…

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将图片置顶，上传表单就必须下移

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要提高吗，然后将图片下移

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可是横井先生的图片必须显眼才行

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到底选哪个，只能选一个

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那么…

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可以两个都试试吗

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你没听到我说吗，不能两个都要啦

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你是不是想到什么好点子了

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不，只是建议大家一起思考看看

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这是灵感型西园寺的风格呢

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西园寺小姐，你觉得怎样

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不行吗

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我跟你有同样的想法

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-这是西园寺2号啊 -真的

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感谢您宝贵的意见

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哪里

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那么楠见

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你和水野讨论看看，怎么重新设计排版

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-好的 -那就这样

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楠见先生和你真是对完美搭档

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我可以感受到你对他的信任

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果然能感受得到吗

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我想也是

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是的，非常明显

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看来是无法驱除啊

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-那个… -那么

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周五拍片要麻烦您了

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哪里，还请多关照

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怎么了

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西园寺姐姐，不要喜欢上我爸爸

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要用什么表情去见她呢

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西园寺小姐

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对不起，因为处理障碍查询花了太多时间

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-今天能麻烦你去接流歌吗 -太近了…

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可是…

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今天有点…

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楠见…

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不行的话，我会再想办法

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-不是啦… -楠见

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跳格子…

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你今天做了什么呢，好可爱

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-跳格子… -真可爱

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我们要不要去吃点东西

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不要

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我想也是

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你应该不想和我在一起

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不要

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对不起，都是我的错

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对不起

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不要

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我不要伪家庭结束

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我不要西园寺姐姐不在

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对不起

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她失去了母亲，又没了住的地方

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对那孩子来说，伪家庭是她心灵的寄托

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结果却因为我…

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换句话说，那孩子

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不想让你抢走她妈妈的位置

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但又喜欢这个伪家庭，不希望它结束

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没错

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但你却陷入了情网

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是的，深陷到无法驱除

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感情都要满出来了

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但这份感情令流歌感到不安

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夺走了她那足以温暖全日本的笑容

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但是为了让那孩子安心

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要你放弃伪家庭…

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我办不到

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放弃伪家庭

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就等于夺走了她那暖洋洋的笑容

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我绝不容许这种事发生

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那你打算怎么办啦

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拜托告诉我该怎么办啊

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我也不知道啦

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-脑中一片混乱… -那还不简单

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你居然赶上了

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这次出差去哪儿了呀

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不重要，这些通通不重要

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倒是你说的简单是什么

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简单来说

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找一个新的恋人就好了啊

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恋人？

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如此一来，那孩子应该就会安心了吧

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白色恋人
如此一来，那孩子应该就会安心了吧

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白色恋人
你北海道人吗

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再说你那个恋爱感情

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还只是刚萌芽而已

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才这么小小一点吧

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有了新的恋情就会忘了那种东西

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去找个新男友吧

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-新男友？-是啊

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这样一来，你会幸福，女儿会安心

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对那男人也没什么影响

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有百利而无一害啊

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可是到了这个年纪

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谈恋爱可没那么简单

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-很好，非常好，新男友 -况且这个方法…

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-这样就能解决所有问题 -一妃

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-伪家庭也能维持下去 -一妃

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我决定了，要找一个新男友

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没救了

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新男友

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西园寺小姐不做家事

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第5集

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洗碗机发出像咒怨的声音耶

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咒…咒怨

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类似姆哇啊啊这样的声音

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请等一下

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咒怨…咒怨？

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流歌，你可以放心

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我不会喜欢上你爸爸的

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所以伪家庭会继续下去

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永远不变

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真的吗

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一言为定

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姆哇啊啊

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西园寺小姐请笑一个

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反光板稍微倾斜一点

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好的

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这个好…

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一副清纯的模样，却散发野兽的味道

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我懂，那微微张开的嘴唇

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确实有野兽的味道

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既然你们都这么说，就用这张吧

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注册照片
那么注册完毕

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照片已成功注册

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话说在这类交友软件的世界里

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38岁有戏唱吗

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完全没问题

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有年龄更大的照样活跃得很

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不玩交友软件的反而少见呢

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你反倒要做好心理准备

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到时会收到一堆人的私讯

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巴着你求见面

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知道了，尽管放马过来

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恋爱就是要大胆去谈，才能命中目标

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话说你为什么这么了解这些啊

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你不是已经结婚了吗

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再来，这里可以写上你的兴趣

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这样软件就会介绍给你有相同兴趣的人

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-你看，马上就来了 -什么

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哎唷，瞧瞧这

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这不是很好吗

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这个礼拜吗

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对，我会在外面吃

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可能会晚一点回来

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真是不好意思

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可以麻烦你帮我喂利基吗

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当然可以，我会负责喂它的

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你是要工作吗

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工作…那倒不是

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但重要性不亚于工作

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个人意愿已达MAX的TORA TORA TORA

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TORA TORA TORA？

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客厅你可以随便用

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别太勉强自己

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有时候还是需要勉强一下的

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您好，我叫前田一郎

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您好，我叫西园寺一妃

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拥有一栋有院子的透天厝

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可以让狗狗过得自由自在

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那可真是不错，令人羡慕

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不好意思，约这么早见面

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不会，约早晨遛狗见面

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我觉得很棒

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谢谢

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看来我们真是绝配呢

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是啊

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早安，你叫利基对吧

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利基…

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利基

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流歌，坐这里

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流歌，过来坐这里

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流歌

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姆哇啊啊

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是咒怨

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-护身符，给我护身符 -很好，过来了

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姆哇啊啊

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谢谢你帮忙

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怎么了吗

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对不起

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没事，真的没事

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那我们走吧

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你在休息啊

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真不错

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我是第一次来这种店

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我也是，之前一直想来

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但都找不到合适的时间…

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流歌，衣服前后穿反了

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流歌

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流歌

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流歌，你衣服前后穿反了

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-姆哇啊啊 -是咒怨

243
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不好意思…

244
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,633
您好，我叫肥后菊之助

245
00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:46,233
我喜欢《北斗神拳》

246
00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:47,233
您知道这作品吗

247
00:13:47,233 --> 00:13:48,267
当然知道

248
00:13:48,267 --> 00:13:50,433
您好，我叫西园寺一妃

249
00:13:50,433 --> 00:13:52,633
拥有每月6万6千圆租金收入

250
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,900
真厉害，您有房产收入啊

251
00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:57,967
加上年金，投资

252
00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,867
退休后的生活完全没烦恼

253
00:14:00,567 --> 00:14:02,100
太强了

254
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,700
-还请多指教 -还请多指教

255
00:14:03,867 --> 00:14:07,500
西园寺小姐，有人说你很像尤莉亚吗

256
00:14:08,933 --> 00:14:10,267
太抬举我了

257
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,933
倒是有人说过我像阿米巴

258
00:14:12,933 --> 00:14:15,533
您哪里会像阿米巴啦

259
00:14:15,533 --> 00:14:18,400
我从您身上可以感受到一股母姓

260
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,400
这一点很像尤莉亚

261
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,033
流歌，绝对不可以

262
00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:27,333
来，把手擦干

263
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:31,267
流歌，要擦手，流歌

264
00:14:33,433 --> 00:14:34,800
西园寺姐姐

265
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,600
姆哇啊啊

266
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,133
是咒怨

267
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:41,333
来擦擦

268
00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:42,633
咒怨咒怨

269
00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:45,767
来擦擦…

270
00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:47,967
西园寺小姐？

271
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:50,367
您还好吗

272
00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:52,000
没是

273
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:56,867
不好意思，在谈《北斗神拳》对吧

274
00:14:56,867 --> 00:15:00,233
抱歉，好像只有我一头热

275
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,800
不是的

276
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:04,067
糟透了

277
00:15:04,067 --> 00:15:07,167
对方那么糟糕吗

278
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:09,567
不是啦，糟糕的是我

279
00:15:09,567 --> 00:15:11,800
那两个人都非常优秀

280
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:16,100
只是怎么说呢，我的注意力…

281
00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:18,700
注意力？

282
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:21,833
总之，我需要一个更有冲击性的人

283
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,167
和他在一起的时候

284
00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:24,800
完全不会让我分心

285
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:28,167
能够完全吸引我的注意力的人

286
00:15:28,167 --> 00:15:31,300
那么今天这个人应该很有希望吧

287
00:15:31,733 --> 00:15:34,133
因为今天这位…

288
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,667
白色恋人…

289
00:15:58,367 --> 00:16:01,433
牛田先生，我觉得我可以

290
00:16:02,033 --> 00:16:03,567
我的眼光无法从你身上移开

291
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,567
不行不行，等一下

292
00:16:11,567 --> 00:16:13,900
-等一下… -什么

293
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:15,067
利基

294
00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:17,733
-流歌，乖乖吃饭 -胡萝卜给你吃

295
00:16:17,733 --> 00:16:20,433
流歌你要吃饭，来

296
00:16:20,433 --> 00:16:22,000
流歌

297
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000
姆哇啊啊

298
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,267
不行

299
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:30,067
-吃了 -好吃

300
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,333
不简单

301
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,500
好吃吧

302
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:52,533
我回来了，利基

303
00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:01,733
流歌因为见不到你在闹脾气

304
00:17:01,733 --> 00:17:05,533
如果肚子饿了，打开冰箱看看

305
00:17:09,233 --> 00:17:13,600
请依白饭，高汤，鸡蛋的顺序放进碗里

306
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:17,167
用微波炉600w热两分钟

307
00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:19,133
好烫

308
00:17:22,933 --> 00:17:26,300
疲惫的时候，吃这个最有效

309
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,700
让我忘掉这些吧

310
00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:45,633
早安

311
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,400
天气好热

312
00:17:49,933 --> 00:17:52,600
回去就吃饭罗

313
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,433
有你的朋友呢

314
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,133
等一下

315
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,433
交友软件通知

316
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,967
要删除这个帐号吗

317
00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:14,500
不，删了也无法解决问题

318
00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:16,633
一定有的

319
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,767
新男友一定就在某处

320
00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:22,933
是吗

321
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:27,100
流歌也要去

322
00:18:27,933 --> 00:18:29,733
-抱歉抱歉 -怎么了

323
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,533
今天要去横井先生那里拍影片

324
00:18:31,533 --> 00:18:33,500
我不小心对流歌说漏嘴，结果她就…

325
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,833
我要去，流歌也要去

326
00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:36,900
-我要去见卷啊卷 -等等…

327
00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:38,567
不行啦，这是工作

328
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:41,700
西园寺姐姐，流歌也要去

329
00:18:42,267 --> 00:18:44,467
这…恐怕不行耶

330
00:18:46,867 --> 00:18:49,167
利基乖

331
00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:51,067
还真是说曹操曹操就到

332
00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:52,233
是横井先生吗

333
00:18:52,233 --> 00:18:54,233
-卷啊卷？-嘘

334
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,667
喂，早安

335
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:59,633
抱歉，我家的系统厨房坏了

336
00:18:59,633 --> 00:19:01,533
现在正在叫维修人员过来

337
00:19:02,467 --> 00:19:03,933
我明白了

338
00:19:03,933 --> 00:19:06,267
那么拍摄改到下周吧

339
00:19:06,267 --> 00:19:09,533
可是我下周的行程都排满了

340
00:19:10,367 --> 00:19:12,667
如果你那边可以的话

341
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:15,000
改到周日怎样

342
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:17,867
但周日楠见不行

343
00:19:17,867 --> 00:19:19,233
因为幼儿园休息

344
00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:23,433
这样的话，他可以带他女儿一起来

345
00:19:24,133 --> 00:19:25,733
什么，什么表情

346
00:19:25,733 --> 00:19:29,033
那是什么表情…

347
00:19:31,733 --> 00:19:36,067
在田园调布盖自己的家，by星圣路易斯

348
00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:38,100
不愧是订阅人数超过一百万的网红

349
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:39,967
话说回来，各位可以接受假日加班吗

350
00:19:39,967 --> 00:19:41,933
-完全没问题 -抱歉

351
00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:44,733
-辛苦了 -让各位久等了

352
00:19:44,733 --> 00:19:47,033
不好意思，今天还请多关照

353
00:19:47,033 --> 00:19:48,700
流歌，打个招呼

354
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,067
各位好…

355
00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:53,333
-好可爱，这太可爱了 -太好了

356
00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:54,800
你们俩是一起来的吗

357
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,267
没有啦，碰巧在电车上遇到的

358
00:19:57,267 --> 00:19:59,300
-是的 -好了，走吧

359
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:00,933
超炫的

360
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,333
这肯定很贵

361
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:05,733
不要乱碰啦

362
00:20:05,733 --> 00:20:07,733
非常抱歉，突然更改行程

363
00:20:07,733 --> 00:20:10,333
-不会啦，没关系 -卷啊卷…

364
00:20:13,533 --> 00:20:15,567
莫非…

365
00:20:16,267 --> 00:20:17,867
你是流歌吗

366
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:20,133
你好

367
00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:21,800
不好意思

368
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,233
流歌，说你好呀

369
00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:27,433
你不是有东西想给叔叔看吗

370
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,133
太可爱了

371
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,300
她真的很喜欢横井先生

372
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:38,333
真是荣幸

373
00:20:39,033 --> 00:20:40,533
请稍等一下

374
00:20:41,967 --> 00:20:45,067
猜猜这是什么

375
00:20:45,467 --> 00:20:47,200
这个送你

376
00:20:48,467 --> 00:20:50,367
是什么呢，打开看看吧

377
00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:58,467
这个啊，要这样用

378
00:21:00,033 --> 00:21:03,267
发现巨大小番茄

379
00:21:03,267 --> 00:21:05,733
看我吃光它，吃…

380
00:21:05,733 --> 00:21:08,567
好酸啊

381
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:12,467
哦，那边有巨大的方糖

382
00:21:12,467 --> 00:21:14,300
一样吃光它，吃…

383
00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:17,767
好甜好好吃，太好了

384
00:21:17,767 --> 00:21:18,233
砰

385
00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:20,633
中枪倒地，但是…

386
00:21:20,633 --> 00:21:22,400
-我又复活了 -砰

387
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,267
救命啊

388
00:21:24,267 --> 00:21:26,967
-砰 -好痛啊

389
00:21:29,933 --> 00:21:31,067
你们被吓到了吗

390
00:21:31,067 --> 00:21:32,433
完全没有

391
00:21:33,033 --> 00:21:35,633
压克力立牌是实现梦想的魔法道具

392
00:21:35,633 --> 00:21:38,933
一个成年人能像这样光明正大的拿来玩

393
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:40,800
真是太了不起了

394
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,667
谢谢您的称赞

395
00:21:43,667 --> 00:21:45,833
那么开始工作吧

396
00:21:45,833 --> 00:21:46,733
开始吧

397
00:21:46,733 --> 00:21:48,367
-好的 -好的

398
00:21:48,367 --> 00:21:51,333
-轻松美味舞蹈食谱大赛 -我们会尽快把影片剪出来

399
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:56,867
希望这个周末可以上架

400
00:21:56,867 --> 00:21:59,433
不行，人家正在工作

401
00:21:59,433 --> 00:22:00,867
要抱抱吗

402
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,133
你在害羞什么啦

403
00:22:04,133 --> 00:22:06,933
-这个害羞的小姑娘 -不要啦

404
00:22:06,933 --> 00:22:09,633
西园寺小姐和流歌是第一次见面吗

405
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,633
因为她跟你很亲

406
00:22:11,633 --> 00:22:13,067
我还以为你们认识

407
00:22:13,067 --> 00:22:16,467
我跟你说，西园寺姐姐她是呜姆啊哦

408
00:22:16,467 --> 00:22:17,900
呜姆啊？

409
00:22:18,933 --> 00:22:21,567
是因为有一次我说姆哇啊的时候

410
00:22:21,567 --> 00:22:24,100
流歌刚好在旁边，此后我就是姆哇啊了

411
00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:26,067
我们一起来玩呜姆啊

412
00:22:26,067 --> 00:22:29,533
流歌，现在不能玩咒怨

413
00:22:29,533 --> 00:22:32,567
不管，我要玩呜姆啊，三个人一起玩

414
00:22:32,567 --> 00:22:36,633
如果我说错了，还请见谅

415
00:22:36,633 --> 00:22:37,500
什么事

416
00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:41,267
你们两位是在交往吗

417
00:22:41,633 --> 00:22:42,533
什么

418
00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:45,067
这…，你在说什么啦

419
00:22:45,067 --> 00:22:47,467
根本没有这种事，没有对吧

420
00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:51,033
是的，我们完全没有那种关系

421
00:22:51,033 --> 00:22:52,500
他们两个没有啦

422
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:55,300
因为西园寺小姐还在用交友软件呢

423
00:22:56,433 --> 00:22:58,367
交友？

424
00:22:58,367 --> 00:23:00,400
不是好友？

425
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,433
不是

426
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:06,400
这种事就这样随口说出来啊

427
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,533
因为用交友软件很正常啊

428
00:23:08,533 --> 00:23:11,667
抱歉，这应该保密吗

429
00:23:12,033 --> 00:23:14,100
是啦，其实也没有要保密

430
00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:18,533
换句话说，你正在征求男友中吗

431
00:23:19,133 --> 00:23:21,067
可以这么说

432
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,867
-这样啊 -是的

433
00:23:22,867 --> 00:23:24,700
可是大家都在用交友软件啊

434
00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:25,600
是吗

435
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,700
本来就是，你们没有在用吗

436
00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:29,267
我没有

437
00:23:29,267 --> 00:23:30,600
-你有在用吗 -有啊

438
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:31,733
-什么 -什么

439
00:23:31,733 --> 00:23:37,000
卷啊卷…不要急

440
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,933
爱情的花朵在六本木绽放

441
00:23:40,933 --> 00:23:43,633
要不要去吃点东西

442
00:23:43,633 --> 00:23:44,733
比如回转寿司什么的

443
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:47,200
流歌喜欢玉米寿司

444
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:50,333
这样啊，那我们去吃玉米寿司吧

445
00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:51,700
太好了

446
00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:55,433
-玉米寿司… -玉米寿司…

447
00:23:57,367 --> 00:23:59,733
不好意思，家里还有一些剩菜

448
00:23:59,733 --> 00:24:01,367
今天我们在家吃

449
00:24:01,667 --> 00:24:02,867
什么

450
00:24:02,867 --> 00:24:05,167
是吗，那就在家吃吧

451
00:24:05,167 --> 00:24:07,300
不用顾虑我们，你可以自己去没关系

452
00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:10,067
不用了，一个人去也没什么意思

453
00:24:10,067 --> 00:24:12,700
这样啊，真是抱歉

454
00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:32,300
大家好，我是横井和人

455
00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:37,200
这次我和家事软件ResQ合作

456
00:24:39,167 --> 00:24:41,267
就是所谓厂商业配案

457
00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:44,200
-财源滚滚 -不要做那个手势，你的手指

458
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,733
所以呢

459
00:24:45,733 --> 00:24:50,700
今天的主题是用微波炉简单做料理

460
00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:53,400
但我不知道食材有什么

461
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,567
没错，今天的企划

462
00:24:56,567 --> 00:24:59,600
就是让横井先生即兴使用微波炉做菜

463
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,133
请开始吧

464
00:25:03,233 --> 00:25:04,433
这些食材怎么样

465
00:25:04,433 --> 00:25:05,367
这我没办法

466
00:25:05,833 --> 00:25:06,767
大家辛苦了

467
00:25:06,767 --> 00:25:09,133
这样不好吧，把钱还来

468
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,833
钱我已经存进银行了

469
00:25:11,833 --> 00:25:12,900
白花花的银子

470
00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:14,100
拒绝用蔬菜

471
00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:15,300
这样不好吧

472
00:25:15,300 --> 00:25:17,867
-这下要怎么办啦 -我会努力的

473
00:25:17,867 --> 00:25:19,333
表现得太好了

474
00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:21,867
来，准备开始做菜了

475
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,367
请问可以暂停一下吗

476
00:25:29,167 --> 00:25:30,333
好的

477
00:25:31,667 --> 00:25:33,000
怎么了吗

478
00:25:36,067 --> 00:25:39,400
那么接下来，就请几乎没有烹饪经验的

479
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:40,967
这位小姐上场

480
00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:44,833
我是ResQ的西园寺一妃

481
00:25:44,833 --> 00:25:46,500
我会努力的

482
00:25:48,133 --> 00:25:50,000
-那就麻烦你了 -请多指教

483
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,667
那么先来切食材

484
00:25:52,667 --> 00:25:55,200
请拿起菜刀

485
00:25:56,267 --> 00:25:57,633
你是杀手吗

486
00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,867
你这握刀的方式是杀手吧

487
00:25:59,867 --> 00:26:01,567
-抱歉 -应该这样握

488
00:26:01,567 --> 00:26:05,533
中指要抵着刀跟，像这样…

489
00:26:05,533 --> 00:26:07,200
现在是表情变杀手了

490
00:26:07,567 --> 00:26:09,667
你是打算一刀毙命吗

491
00:26:09,667 --> 00:26:11,033
对不起

492
00:26:11,033 --> 00:26:12,767
毕竟这是拍影片

493
00:26:12,767 --> 00:26:14,500
记得要面带微笑，预备起

494
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:17,000
-微笑 -他们两人配合得真好

495
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,933
有点像那种情侣YouTuber

496
00:26:19,933 --> 00:26:22,433
可以笑得阳光一点吗，预备起

497
00:26:22,433 --> 00:26:24,567
微笑

498
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,900
交友软件信息通知

499
00:26:35,733 --> 00:26:36,833
西园寺小姐

500
00:26:36,833 --> 00:26:37,967
对不起

501
00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:42,400
我想跟你谈谈

502
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,567
有什么事吗

503
00:26:46,033 --> 00:26:49,400
是这样的…

504
00:26:50,267 --> 00:26:51,667
我们去找个房间谈吧

505
00:26:51,667 --> 00:26:54,000
不用，这里就好

506
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,633
那个…

507
00:26:57,467 --> 00:26:59,567
如果这话不方便说

508
00:26:59,567 --> 00:27:02,133
用邮件也可以…

509
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,600
不知能否赏光

510
00:27:09,433 --> 00:27:13,033
今晚一起吃个饭

511
00:27:13,667 --> 00:27:14,800
好啊

512
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,300
-那我来订餐厅… -餐厅我来订

513
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,167
好的

514
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:25,067
那…先失陪了

515
00:27:28,667 --> 00:27:30,133
小跳步…

516
00:27:36,467 --> 00:27:39,133
我刚才目睹了一件不得了的事

517
00:27:40,667 --> 00:27:42,133
吓死我了

518
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,767
真是不得了的事啊

519
00:27:51,233 --> 00:27:52,367
你想知道吗

520
00:27:52,367 --> 00:27:53,500
不想

521
00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:55,500
要保密哦

522
00:27:56,033 --> 00:27:59,933
刚才横井先生找西园寺小姐

523
00:28:00,433 --> 00:28:02,900
要去约会呢

524
00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:07,067
这事要保密哦

525
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,433
真是吓死我了

526
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,100
你选的这家餐厅很不错呢

527
00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:23,433
不愧是厨师

528
00:28:23,433 --> 00:28:24,933
你喜欢这里吗

529
00:28:24,933 --> 00:28:25,967
是的，非常喜欢

530
00:28:25,967 --> 00:28:27,400
那就好

531
00:28:27,667 --> 00:28:31,167
老实说，我不清楚小我快十岁的女性的喜好

532
00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:32,967
昨晚查了很多资料

533
00:28:32,967 --> 00:28:34,667
天啊，对不起

534
00:28:34,667 --> 00:28:35,833
让你这么费心

535
00:28:35,833 --> 00:28:39,500
不，是我自己太过在意了

536
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:43,267
担心彼此之间会有代沟

537
00:28:43,767 --> 00:28:46,700
这点我能理解，非常理解

538
00:28:48,567 --> 00:28:51,900
前阵子我做了一个，第一次独自生活的特辑

539
00:28:51,900 --> 00:28:53,733
请了一些大学生来当测试员

540
00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:55,667
他们邀我去唱KTV

541
00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:57,933
为了带动气氛

542
00:28:57,933 --> 00:28:59,367
我卯尽全力演唱了

543
00:28:59,367 --> 00:29:00,833
迷你早安的《剪刀石头布》

544
00:29:00,833 --> 00:29:02,300
跳舞吧，欢闹吧

545
00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:05,467
啪啪啪啪，啪啪啪达哟

546
00:29:05,467 --> 00:29:08,733
啪啪啪啪，唱歌吧，欢闹吧

547
00:29:08,733 --> 00:29:11,333
结果大家都面无表情

548
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:16,167
要相信自己哟

549
00:29:16,167 --> 00:29:17,567
他们没有人听过

550
00:29:18,133 --> 00:29:20,267
迷你早安的《剪刀石头布》这首歌

551
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:23,233
回想起那天

552
00:29:25,033 --> 00:29:26,500
我现在手都还会抖

553
00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:31,733
和不同世代的人相处

554
00:29:31,733 --> 00:29:35,267
确实会有这样的风险

555
00:29:35,267 --> 00:29:37,367
但也正因为如此

556
00:29:37,367 --> 00:29:39,567
像横井先生你那样上网努力查资料

557
00:29:39,567 --> 00:29:42,867
试图去了解对方的想法是很重要的

558
00:29:45,733 --> 00:29:50,400
如果不去了解对方，就什么都…

559
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,433
请问…

560
00:29:56,667 --> 00:29:59,500
对不起，在听这么精彩的故事时…

561
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,500
西园寺小姐，你还真是一点都没变

562
00:30:09,700 --> 00:30:11,967
-是吗 -是的

563
00:30:12,167 --> 00:30:14,700
特立独行，总是全力以赴

564
00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:17,100
让我感到很安心

565
00:30:17,867 --> 00:30:20,067
那就好

566
00:30:21,233 --> 00:30:22,800
那么来点个饮料吧

567
00:30:23,467 --> 00:30:24,500
好的

568
00:30:31,433 --> 00:30:33,400
好了，开动吧

569
00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:37,800
为什么在我们家吃

570
00:30:39,133 --> 00:30:41,233
因为今天西园寺小姐不在家啊

571
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:42,967
流歌想去她家

572
00:30:42,967 --> 00:30:45,200
-不可以，不可以啦 -我要去她家

573
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,700
流歌不可以…

574
00:30:48,333 --> 00:30:50,933
什么，是因为我吗

575
00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:53,767
是的，如果没有西园寺小姐

576
00:30:53,767 --> 00:30:56,100
我大概就不会当YouTuber了

577
00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:59,833
难道我有说过什么很酷的话吗

578
00:31:00,767 --> 00:31:03,100
你可能不记得了

579
00:31:03,900 --> 00:31:05,733
在之前的公司

580
00:31:05,733 --> 00:31:10,200
你曾经称赞过我做的便当

581
00:31:12,533 --> 00:31:15,900
对了，你带的便当菜色都好精致

582
00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:17,667
而且居然还是用剩菜做的

583
00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:20,000
那些便当真的很不简单

584
00:31:20,900 --> 00:31:23,800
你跟我说，应该把做法放上网

585
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,200
绝对会造成流行

586
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,867
我好像不做不行

587
00:31:26,867 --> 00:31:30,667
对不起，真的很对不起

588
00:31:31,733 --> 00:31:33,300
你说这要是流行起来

589
00:31:34,033 --> 00:31:37,267
就能帮助到很多人

590
00:31:38,333 --> 00:31:40,600
听你那么说

591
00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:43,600
我实在很开心

592
00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:49,233
自己竟然也能对人有所帮助

593
00:31:51,667 --> 00:31:53,367
看到那样的便当

594
00:31:53,367 --> 00:31:55,067
任谁都会这么说的

595
00:31:55,067 --> 00:31:59,400
但实际上说出来的就只有你

596
00:31:59,967 --> 00:32:03,767
我当时就是凭着一股劲吧，没想太多

597
00:32:03,767 --> 00:32:06,733
但就是那一股劲救了我

598
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:09,067
因为你的一股劲

599
00:32:09,067 --> 00:32:10,167
我才敢踏出那一步

600
00:32:10,167 --> 00:32:12,700
才能全心全意的去拼搏

601
00:32:13,667 --> 00:32:15,567
而这就是结果

602
00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:19,767
订阅数字也跟着一股劲飙升了

603
00:32:22,933 --> 00:32:28,633
但是根本的部分还是没有改变

604
00:32:30,267 --> 00:32:34,767
基本上我不喜欢和别人互动

605
00:32:34,767 --> 00:32:37,067
也不擅长做新的事情

606
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,933
不戴上太阳眼镜

607
00:32:40,567 --> 00:32:42,633
就会畏畏缩缩的

608
00:32:43,867 --> 00:32:47,833
就是一个典型的平凡中年大叔

609
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:51,633
我对你从来没有这种印象耶

610
00:32:51,633 --> 00:32:52,800
但是

611
00:32:54,833 --> 00:32:56,767
唯独这次的合作案

612
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,033
我下定了决心要做

613
00:32:59,033 --> 00:33:00,833
一定要见到你

614
00:33:01,767 --> 00:33:04,000
亲口对你说

615
00:33:04,867 --> 00:33:06,667
说什么

616
00:33:16,733 --> 00:33:18,400
西园寺小姐

617
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:22,833
是

618
00:33:22,833 --> 00:33:25,033
因为有你的那番话

619
00:33:26,533 --> 00:33:30,833
我现在才能好好活着

620
00:33:35,667 --> 00:33:38,667
真的很感谢你

621
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,433
终于说出来了

622
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,700
看，我的手还在抖

623
00:34:07,267 --> 00:34:10,433
对不起，已经这么晚了

624
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,600
聊得太开心，时间一下就过去了

625
00:34:13,933 --> 00:34:15,367
我也是

626
00:34:16,233 --> 00:34:17,800
那就好

627
00:34:20,267 --> 00:34:22,200
吃饭吧

628
00:34:26,100 --> 00:34:28,367
YouTuber不是挺好的吗

629
00:34:28,367 --> 00:34:30,767
不是啦，只是和他在一起的时候

630
00:34:30,767 --> 00:34:33,133
不会想起一些不必要的事

631
00:34:33,133 --> 00:34:34,567
对了，夜间收费多少

632
00:34:34,567 --> 00:34:36,033
8,000日圆

633
00:34:36,633 --> 00:34:37,667
还挺贵的

634
00:34:37,667 --> 00:34:41,233
至少比起暗恋那个楠见什么的

635
00:34:41,233 --> 00:34:42,967
要有建设性多了吧

636
00:34:43,767 --> 00:34:45,000
也是啦…

637
00:34:45,433 --> 00:34:46,700
顺便问你

638
00:34:46,700 --> 00:34:48,800
如果那人成了你的男友

639
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,333
最后结婚的话

640
00:34:50,333 --> 00:34:51,400
你打算怎么办

641
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,767
伪家庭要宣告结束吗

642
00:34:52,767 --> 00:34:53,767
不是啊

643
00:34:53,767 --> 00:34:57,200
找新男友就是为了维持伪家庭

644
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,000
怎么可能结婚嘛

645
00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:04,467
我相信你这么做也是有你的理由

646
00:35:06,300 --> 00:35:09,467
但因为是你，一妃，所以我就直说了

647
00:35:10,167 --> 00:35:11,267
什么啊

648
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,367
你这样相当自私吧

649
00:35:15,900 --> 00:35:17,400
因为…

650
00:35:21,967 --> 00:35:24,133
其实也不用我说明吧

651
00:35:35,567 --> 00:35:38,267
对方并不是玩偶啊

652
00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:45,500
最近一直感觉自己很糟糕

653
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:54,633
我只是想维持这个伪家庭而已

654
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,167
抱歉这么晚打扰你

655
00:36:03,167 --> 00:36:06,367
能占用你一点时间吗

656
00:36:14,233 --> 00:36:15,567
请坐请坐

657
00:36:19,867 --> 00:36:21,367
要喝点什么吗

658
00:36:21,367 --> 00:36:23,767
不用了，我马上就回去

659
00:36:25,167 --> 00:36:26,467
怎么了

660
00:36:27,833 --> 00:36:29,367
我觉得…

661
00:36:31,067 --> 00:36:34,133
我知道的事情你却不知道

662
00:36:35,333 --> 00:36:37,900
这样不公平

663
00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:39,933
所以来告诉你

664
00:36:41,067 --> 00:36:41,900
对不起

665
00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:46,767
今天听梅松先生说

666
00:36:46,767 --> 00:36:48,900
你和横井先生去约会了

667
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,100
约会？

668
00:36:53,667 --> 00:36:56,633
不是啦，只是吃顿饭而已

669
00:36:56,633 --> 00:36:58,133
-这样啊 -是啊

670
00:36:58,133 --> 00:37:01,933
我们就聊了些往事

671
00:37:01,933 --> 00:37:05,733
他说他成为YouTuber，是因为过去我说的话

672
00:37:05,733 --> 00:37:08,367
这点可以拿来跟流歌炫耀呢

673
00:37:08,367 --> 00:37:12,133
意思是你让横井先生发光了

674
00:37:12,133 --> 00:37:13,867
不不，我只是一股脑想到什么说什么

675
00:37:13,867 --> 00:37:17,333
但我们父女也因为你的一股脑而得救了

676
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,933
我觉得这样很不负责任耶

677
00:37:19,933 --> 00:37:23,033
这样很好啊，不负责任的救世主

678
00:37:23,033 --> 00:37:25,067
不负责任的女神

679
00:37:25,067 --> 00:37:28,400
等等，我在你心中的形象是这样吗

680
00:37:29,433 --> 00:37:30,667
是的

681
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,100
但其实我错了

682
00:37:33,733 --> 00:37:38,400
我现在才发现

683
00:37:38,833 --> 00:37:40,733
你也只是个凡人

684
00:37:43,533 --> 00:37:44,967
这话什么意思

685
00:37:45,767 --> 00:37:50,067
今天我来这里是为了道歉

686
00:37:50,067 --> 00:37:52,400
抱歉我一直缺乏认知

687
00:37:53,467 --> 00:37:55,767
我听不懂耶

688
00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:00,900
西园寺小姐也是会恋爱的普通女人

689
00:38:01,733 --> 00:38:05,667
明天开始我会改变我的认知

690
00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:09,933
那么晚安

691
00:38:16,967 --> 00:38:18,400
蛤？

692
00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:25,467
楠见一直把我当成女神

693
00:38:25,467 --> 00:38:31,300
认为我是超越凡俗的存在

694
00:38:31,867 --> 00:38:35,100
但现在他才发现

695
00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:37,433
我只是一个普通的女人

696
00:38:37,433 --> 00:38:41,100
他说从明天开始要改变认知

697
00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:43,567
这句话的意思…

698
00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:45,867
什么意思

699
00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:48,233
是什么意思呢

700
00:38:50,233 --> 00:38:51,233
真是够了

701
00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:55,167
那个人到底在想什么啦

702
00:39:00,867 --> 00:39:02,333
心好累

703
00:39:05,933 --> 00:39:07,133
利基过来

704
00:39:07,133 --> 00:39:09,500
-流歌 -利基，过来

705
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:11,267
流歌，这个好吃哦

706
00:39:11,267 --> 00:39:12,267
流歌

707
00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:14,800
姆哇啊啊…

708
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,467
流歌，快吃

709
00:39:19,967 --> 00:39:21,167
好吃吧

710
00:39:23,233 --> 00:39:24,700
记得细嚼慢咽

711
00:39:30,633 --> 00:39:33,400
-辛苦了 -辛苦了

712
00:39:49,533 --> 00:39:50,800
你看这个

713
00:39:51,667 --> 00:39:54,967
小杉小姐完成了设计

714
00:40:00,467 --> 00:40:02,400
既美观又有效率

715
00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:05,100
不愧是小杉

716
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:09,700
但这个报名键被遮住了

717
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:11,633
不能改一改吗

718
00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:14,467
这个地方按键有重叠

719
00:40:14,467 --> 00:40:16,433
应该是为了防止误触而设计的

720
00:40:17,433 --> 00:40:20,267
-原来是这样啊… -早安

721
00:40:20,267 --> 00:40:21,767
早安

722
00:40:21,767 --> 00:40:25,067
武田小姐说她拿了资料再过来

723
00:40:25,067 --> 00:40:27,233
这样啊，你请坐

724
00:40:27,233 --> 00:40:29,433
抱歉，我离开一下

725
00:40:29,533 --> 00:40:32,167
-早安 -早安

726
00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:37,300
会议等一下开始，请稍待

727
00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:39,633
真的吗，太好了

728
00:40:39,633 --> 00:40:41,867
又熬夜赶工了吗

729
00:40:46,900 --> 00:40:48,167
楠见

730
00:40:48,767 --> 00:40:51,733
对不起，我不明白

731
00:40:52,233 --> 00:40:55,200
你昨天说的那句话是什么意思

732
00:40:57,167 --> 00:40:58,633
就是字面意思

733
00:40:58,633 --> 00:41:00,200
那是什么意思

734
00:41:03,067 --> 00:41:04,133
意思就是说…

735
00:41:04,133 --> 00:41:05,467
是什么

736
00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:11,267
我也注册了那个交友软件

737
00:41:11,833 --> 00:41:13,933
这系统非常出色

738
00:41:13,933 --> 00:41:17,267
只要输入自己的条件，以及对对方的要求

739
00:41:17,267 --> 00:41:21,200
-就有87%的概率找到对象 -你现在是在讲什么

740
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:25,633
但如果输入家里有异性同事和他的女儿

741
00:41:26,867 --> 00:41:28,800
配对概率…

742
00:41:29,967 --> 00:41:31,900
就会变成0%

743
00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:36,767
也就是说，我们这对父女

744
00:41:37,233 --> 00:41:42,167
妨碍了西园寺小姐所追求的幸福

745
00:41:43,433 --> 00:41:45,300
这让我很震惊

746
00:41:45,667 --> 00:41:47,267
不仅是这项事实

747
00:41:47,267 --> 00:41:49,767
还有完全没有意识到这项事实的自己

748
00:41:49,767 --> 00:41:51,500
-等一下 -我们父女…

749
00:41:52,367 --> 00:41:54,833
打算在西园寺小姐找到伴侣后

750
00:41:54,833 --> 00:41:56,533
-马上就搬出去 -等一下

751
00:41:56,533 --> 00:41:58,000
不，这样也嫌太晚

752
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,433
总之我们会尽快搬出去

753
00:42:02,667 --> 00:42:04,767
你可以不用顾虑我们，去追求自己的幸福

754
00:42:04,767 --> 00:42:06,067
我说等一下没听到吗

755
00:42:06,933 --> 00:42:10,733
什么是我所追求的幸福

756
00:42:11,300 --> 00:42:14,833
就是寻找伴侣吧

757
00:42:14,833 --> 00:42:16,500
别随便替我决定

758
00:42:16,933 --> 00:42:18,000
但是…

759
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,667
我认为自己必须找个男友

760
00:42:25,100 --> 00:42:27,267
是因为我觉得如果自己喜欢上你

761
00:42:28,833 --> 00:42:32,900
就不能继续维持这个伪家庭了

762
00:42:34,033 --> 00:42:36,667
可是，为什么…

763
00:42:40,700 --> 00:42:42,667
-那个… -我知道

764
00:42:44,033 --> 00:42:48,000
楠见你至今依然爱着你太太

765
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,600
我也不奢望那种关系

766
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,833
我只是…

767
00:42:52,833 --> 00:42:57,933
只是不愿意结束，我们三人共度的时光

768
00:42:59,733 --> 00:43:02,233
这是我个人擅自的期望

769
00:43:04,167 --> 00:43:11,933
所以当我发现，你们两个可能也有同样想法时

770
00:43:12,967 --> 00:43:15,133
真的很开心

771
00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:19,233
实在不想放手

772
00:43:20,367 --> 00:43:23,333
我这样做

773
00:43:25,033 --> 00:43:27,233
只为了维持这个伪家庭

774
00:43:29,967 --> 00:43:31,400
但是…

775
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,700
事情并不如我所愿

776
00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:38,700
我觉得自己很糟糕

777
00:43:44,133 --> 00:43:45,433
对不起

778
00:43:46,100 --> 00:43:47,733
我们走吧

779
00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:49,733
横井先生还在等

780
00:43:58,467 --> 00:44:02,367
伪家庭这下结束了

781
00:44:07,467 --> 00:44:09,733
之前拍摄的宣传影片

782
00:44:09,733 --> 00:44:12,767
由我们水野火速做了初剪带

783
00:44:12,767 --> 00:44:15,133
想让横井先生也看看

784
00:44:15,133 --> 00:44:16,500
-好的 -请播放

785
00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:21,333
确定举办轻松美味舞蹈食谱大赛

786
00:44:23,233 --> 00:44:26,200
正在看这支影片的您

787
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,000
报名参赛需要的

788
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,033
是您的食谱和舞蹈影片这两项

789
00:44:31,033 --> 00:44:33,300
不要只会看影片哦

790
00:44:33,300 --> 00:44:37,267
等您来报名

791
00:44:38,267 --> 00:44:39,400
花絮

792
00:44:40,567 --> 00:44:43,500
对不起，因为在横井先生家遇到流歌

793
00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:45,533
她实在是太可爱了

794
00:44:45,533 --> 00:44:47,267
于是我擅自拍了她的花絮影片

795
00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:50,567
-很快就会放完 -真令人期待

796
00:44:50,567 --> 00:44:52,933
谢谢，那我播放罗

797
00:44:54,367 --> 00:44:55,233
好可爱

798
00:44:55,233 --> 00:44:55,867
砰

799
00:44:55,867 --> 00:44:58,700
你在害羞什么啦，这个害羞的小姑娘

800
00:44:58,700 --> 00:45:00,167
戳戳

801
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,400
来玩呜姆啊

802
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:11,667
前后穿反了

803
00:45:12,300 --> 00:45:15,167
呜姆啊

804
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,700
前后穿反了

805
00:45:20,700 --> 00:45:22,633
流歌，你前后穿反了

806
00:45:22,633 --> 00:45:24,900
-姆哇啊啊 -是咒怨

807
00:45:24,900 --> 00:45:28,133
西园寺姐姐咒怨

808
00:45:29,333 --> 00:45:32,867
前后穿反了

809
00:45:34,633 --> 00:45:35,700
你在做什么

810
00:45:35,700 --> 00:45:37,767
流歌喜欢的游戏

811
00:45:37,767 --> 00:45:39,967
你喜欢啊

812
00:45:39,967 --> 00:45:42,567
对，喜欢

813
00:45:43,033 --> 00:45:45,600
呜姆啊

814
00:45:49,533 --> 00:45:50,700
那个…

815
00:46:01,233 --> 00:46:02,400
对不起

816
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,233
可能是花粉过敏，抱歉

817
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:12,233
那个时候的我

818
00:46:12,233 --> 00:46:14,700
只能被你所拯救

819
00:46:16,433 --> 00:46:18,033
但是现在

820
00:46:18,033 --> 00:46:20,200
我可以帮助你

821
00:46:21,633 --> 00:46:23,567
可以保护你

822
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:26,867
等一下

823
00:46:31,567 --> 00:46:33,667
这一点我也一样

824
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,800
下集预告，爱情三角关系…爆发
这是爱情百慕达三角啊

825
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,900
是楠见，还是…横井
看来我对西园寺小姐…

826
00:46:42,900 --> 00:46:44,567
到底要选哪个
我对你…

827
00:46:44,567 --> 00:46:46,433
到底要选哪个
我决定要离开

828
00:46:46,433 --> 00:46:47,800
楠见竟然要离家？
我没打算要分开

829
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,133
楠见竟然要离家？
让横井先生理解伪家庭的一切

830
00:46:49,133 --> 00:46:51,367
紧急召开家庭会议，伪家庭进入新型态…
让横井先生理解伪家庭的一切

831
00:46:51,367 --> 00:46:53,967
继续维持伪家庭