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痛死了，你真是的

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你别动啊

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你这手势是真的差啊

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不好意思

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要帮我弄精神点啊

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再等一下

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不能随随便便的

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我都做了18年玛丹娜了，什么都见过了

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好厉害啊

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真是的，不管学生还是老师都盯着我呢

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但我说我就要一个人啊

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好可爱

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你这可爱，随口说的吧，真的是

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不好意思

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咦

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这不是0班的学生吗

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这是吵起来了啊

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这是要打起来啊，是吧

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确实是要打起来了

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这是要打起来了啊

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你是加贺美吧

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你是哪位

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我是东堂真纪子

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东堂

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你是校长吗

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是我

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就是你啊

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幸会，我是加贺美零

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我是芹泽一花

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你好

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终于见到你本人了啊

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校长，你的经营策略真是太棒了

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尤其是0班这个系统，真的是效率非常高

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我女儿承蒙你照顾了

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就是那个青春期的欺凌者A吧

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加贺美老师

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没事

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我很感谢你们

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替我找出了欺凌问题，还进行了适当的处置

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你也不偏帮女儿，真是太公平了

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对吧

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是这样吗

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你这什么态度，很没礼貌啊

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欺凌是绝对不能容许的，对吧

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那是当然

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这间学校需要什么，你可以猜猜

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什么

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提示是，三角形及以上的图形

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说什么呢

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答案是什么

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什么答案

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都需要改革吧

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注：日文中变革与边角同音

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什么

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第二学期开始，请多关照

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我不太明白你刚刚说的是什么意思

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什么图形，什么改革，是什么意思啊

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校长

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喂

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那什么啊

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是边和角

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我就是在问那是什么意思

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算了

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你把我当傻瓜吗

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从今天起就是第二学期了

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我们学校的美丽领导

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没错

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请大家热烈欢迎

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校长驾到

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拉门，这门是拉的吧，是吧

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吵死了，我又不是将军

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你学得也太像了吧

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-真的别了 -王者归来

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-谢主隆恩 -你过奖

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我有话要说

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首先，我不在的时候，给各位添麻烦了

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不不不怎么会呢，完全没有

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所以呢

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所以什么

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你们都做了什么呢

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成绩总体持平

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报告书上都是不知真假的普通汇报

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到头来，甚至还有欺凌受害者

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完全不行，差到好笑的程度了

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笑，快笑

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所以，我们来改改做法吧

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请问，是要改什么做法

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首先是，通通退学

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通通退学

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通通，通通

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阿咿呀咿呀

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你们连「通通退学」都不知道吗

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「通通退学」就是那个啊

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通通退学啊

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你这根本没有新资讯啊

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我知道，所谓「通通退学」

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就是今后学生只要出问题

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就通通退学，是这个意思吧

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回答正确

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尤其是0班的学生

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那些学生全都在退学边缘了

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那个，但这样的话

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怎么了

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没什么

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你怎么了

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你身体不舒服吗

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-嘘 -怎么不做平时那个了

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-嘘 -做一下平时那个啊

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嘘

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顺便再加个丢掉老师吧

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丢掉老师

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我知道我知道我知道

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你做什么，丢掉老师，好痛

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可恶，让我回答啊

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通通退学

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我知道

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「通通退学」已经回答过了

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是指如果学生引发问题，那班导师

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也会因为连带责任而被顺便开除的意思吧

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非常正确

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把回答权还给我啊

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谢谢

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好粗暴的做法啊

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而且这做法对于0班的班导师来说非常不利

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是有何用意吗

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你怎么了，突然这样反驳

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我只是提出了疑问而已

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你这是怎么了

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没什么，你觉得有什么问题吗

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原来如此，那么你们二位

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就是要辞职，对吧

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你说什么

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你们不是不准备遵守我的做法吗

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这么短暂的相处，再见了

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-再见了啊 -不不不

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你要退学还是要开除，都随你便

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那就是会遵守我的做法对吧

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没有问题，毕竟我的班级管理是完美的

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行，那你们加油

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我很期待，情侣教师

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什么

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情侣教师

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校长，我必须反对这个称呼

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这是我的台词才对，让我去反对

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是吧

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我说，你这手链很贵吧

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这很贵吗

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我爸买给我的，我也不知道多少钱

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真好啊，有对有钱的爸妈

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也没有吧

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好狡猾

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虽然上学很无聊，不过能看到大杉倒挺好的

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但她是因为晚上在外疯狂地玩

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才掉到0班来的吧

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是啊

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肯定是个不检点的

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别妒忌啊，你们几个

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比不过她的

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烦死了，给我闭嘴

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你们几个

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赢不了的

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真是够了

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我身体都不舒服了

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我真不舒服了

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男生都喜欢美波啊

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还是我比较可爱吧

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什么，不，不是

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我不是否定你的意思

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你紧张什么，好恶心

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你这就过分了吧

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好恶心

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我哪里恶心了，什么叫恶心啊

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早晨

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你怎么跟他们聊起来了

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起立

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立正，敬礼

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请坐

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你们这些人

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绝

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怎么回事

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老师

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死了吗

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对不许给我惹事啊

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暑假结束开学第一句就说这个吗

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是出了什么事吗

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是校长的命令

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0班的学生只要惹出任何问题

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就会立刻被退学

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老师也要负连带责任

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居然要和你们这些人同生共死

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真是，老天爷啊

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-你这什么 -你指什么

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你该不会觉得刚才那下很帅吧

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-老天爷啊 -拜托你别了

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为什么

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老师，你再来一次

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别拍，别把这段留存在世界上啊

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别管这个了，总之不许给我惹事啊

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是你自己开始做的吧

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老天爷啊

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富翁教师，第6集

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喂

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喂

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喂

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喂喂喂

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谁知道你这是在叫谁啊

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我可是教导主任，混蛋

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我不是你老婆好吗，混蛋

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怎么是你，那个男人呢

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你说内卷吗

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是啊

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他辞职了

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什么

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所以我才被派来做这些

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不过，能让校长开心

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我也就无所谓了

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那么接下来是楼梯

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加贺美老师

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什么事

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你跟我走一趟

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不是，怎么就生气了

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我做什么了吗

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赶快过来

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真的是

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这是个误会

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是芹泽管你叫本地老古董的

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别嫁祸给其他人

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咦

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是发生什么事了吗

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来，你们自己说

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好

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我现在有了个目标

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你是狙击手吗

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目标不是我吧

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「瞄准射击，啦啦啦，啦啦啦」

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怎么了

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唱，「啦啦啦，啦啦啦」

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这是什么开始了

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你也来

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别别别，别搞我

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好直接地被嫌弃了

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不好意思啊

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拜托了

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是什么事情呢

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我的恋爱问题

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对了

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你说，你自己把事情说清楚

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-好的 -还「啦啦啦」呢

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傻的吗

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你去给他啊

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你去啊

252
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是神乐高中的花井步梦同学

253
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致花井

254
00:09:55,592 --> 00:09:57,530
在她们两个的帮助下

255
00:09:57,531 --> 00:10:00,000
我总算是和他交换了联络方式

256
00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:04,071
但花井魅力很大，有很多粉丝

257
00:10:04,072 --> 00:10:07,992
我们学校的规矩就是不能对花井同学出手

258
00:10:08,005 --> 00:10:09,967
你们外校的怎么能突然跑来呢

259
00:10:09,968 --> 00:10:11,336
丑女妒忌了吗

260
00:10:11,337 --> 00:10:12,921
毕竟你们肯定赢不过美波呢

261
00:10:12,922 --> 00:10:13,673
什么

262
00:10:13,674 --> 00:10:15,551
你们说的都是什么话啊

263
00:10:15,552 --> 00:10:19,347
停停停，瘀青可是很难康复的呢

264
00:10:19,348 --> 00:10:20,646
你是谁啊大妈

265
00:10:21,343 --> 00:10:22,375
别管我是谁，总之别动手啊

266
00:10:22,376 --> 00:10:24,214
滚开啊大妈

267
00:10:24,215 --> 00:10:25,502
居然叫我大妈

268
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老师

269
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在你们看来我可能确实像大妈了

270
00:10:29,942 --> 00:10:33,269
要是在江户时代，大妈就是四十岁吧

271
00:10:33,270 --> 00:10:35,280
你们几个胆子不小啊

272
00:10:35,281 --> 00:10:38,638
我以前可是四中的骨折凶暴牛啊

273
00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:41,837
放马过来吧，你们

274
00:10:41,838 --> 00:10:43,477
闹得可厉害了，这些小女生

275
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是你闹的吧

276
00:10:45,496 --> 00:10:47,146
你怎么能这样想我

277
00:10:47,340 --> 00:10:50,074
挺好的，只是一件无痛无痒的小事

278
00:10:50,179 --> 00:10:52,402
恋爱只不过是一种错觉

279
00:10:52,403 --> 00:10:55,383
为了一点错觉起纠纷被退学，也太白痴了

280
00:10:55,812 --> 00:10:58,658
马上收手吧，我说完了

281
00:11:00,070 --> 00:11:01,211
-什么 -什么

282
00:11:01,212 --> 00:11:02,307
这人说的都是些什么话啊

283
00:11:02,308 --> 00:11:04,064
老师难道没拍过拖吗

284
00:11:04,065 --> 00:11:05,475
我怎么会被错觉左右

285
00:11:05,476 --> 00:11:07,562
天啊，老师竟然是cherry吗

286
00:11:05,590 --> 00:11:07,892
注：日文中cherry是处男的意思

287
00:11:07,596 --> 00:11:08,325
Cherry

288
00:11:08,533 --> 00:11:09,818
太可爱了吧

289
00:11:10,209 --> 00:11:11,292
可爱，怎么就扯到可爱了

290
00:11:11,293 --> 00:11:13,988
不是我说你，恋爱可不是游戏

291
00:11:13,989 --> 00:11:16,873
是一场赌上女人尊严的真正的较量

292
00:11:16,874 --> 00:11:18,852
-就是就是 -老师你好懂啊

293
00:11:18,853 --> 00:11:19,601
就是这么回事

294
00:11:19,602 --> 00:11:21,567
是的呢，我懂我懂，就要是这样

295
00:11:21,568 --> 00:11:22,438
你绝对没懂吧

296
00:11:22,439 --> 00:11:23,313
可不能就此放弃啊

297
00:11:23,314 --> 00:11:24,455
我会好好加油的

298
00:11:24,456 --> 00:11:26,501
我们难道不是为了终止纠纷才在这集合的吗

299
00:11:26,502 --> 00:11:27,843
我改变主意了

300
00:11:28,504 --> 00:11:32,339
接下来，我们要全面发动恋爱战争

301
00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:34,442
Love Wars 2024，冲冲冲

302
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:35,796
冲冲冲

303
00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:37,062
你应该是我这边的吧

304
00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:38,593
不是呢，我可是完全站在这边

305
00:11:38,594 --> 00:11:39,116
你说什么

306
00:11:39,117 --> 00:11:39,779
我要做恋爱传教士

307
00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:41,089
恋爱传教士

308
00:11:42,871 --> 00:11:44,158
你那是在做什么

309
00:11:46,088 --> 00:11:49,135
可以理解为，我从暑假开始

310
00:11:49,907 --> 00:11:51,030
摇身一变做好孩子了

311
00:11:51,031 --> 00:11:52,209
你在胡闹什么

312
00:11:57,026 --> 00:11:58,670
我可能没在胡闹呢

313
00:12:00,382 --> 00:12:01,906
你说真的吗

314
00:12:03,328 --> 00:12:05,237
要不我们别做那么幼稚的事了

315
00:12:15,089 --> 00:12:17,505
你是被加贺美抓到把柄了吗

316
00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:22,538
我不过是为了自己罢了

317
00:12:32,274 --> 00:12:33,978
你什么都不懂

318
00:12:36,681 --> 00:12:38,128
竟然对老师言听计从

319
00:12:48,763 --> 00:12:54,393
那我们就原地解散吧

320
00:12:59,598 --> 00:13:00,780
拜拜

321
00:13:16,873 --> 00:13:18,337
你可不要离开我

322
00:13:25,732 --> 00:13:26,886
我知道

323
00:13:34,962 --> 00:13:36,104
真是有够蠢的

324
00:13:36,105 --> 00:13:38,916
初高中生的恋爱纠纷可是不计其数

325
00:13:38,917 --> 00:13:40,703
我觉得能采集到很好的数据呢

326
00:13:40,704 --> 00:13:42,923
你上的话，事情就能迎刃而解吗

327
00:13:43,065 --> 00:13:43,737
那是自然

328
00:13:43,738 --> 00:13:45,362
太好了

329
00:13:45,706 --> 00:13:48,958
我秘书这次是完全派不上用场呢

330
00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:49,459
你说什么

331
00:13:49,460 --> 00:13:50,901
拍什么鬼拖什么鬼

332
00:13:50,902 --> 00:13:52,729
这应该是女性擅长的领域吧

333
00:13:52,730 --> 00:13:53,335
但是，这家伙却

334
00:13:53,336 --> 00:13:55,967
停停停，你这话可不能这么说

335
00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:59,545
来来来你再说一次，你也真好意思说啊

336
00:13:59,546 --> 00:14:00,432
什么意思

337
00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:03,326
我还那么小一个就被安排去照顾你了

338
00:14:03,327 --> 00:14:06,627
我哪来的时间去拍什么拖呢，你细想

339
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:07,886
我怎么知道

340
00:14:07,898 --> 00:14:10,572
又不是我拜托你来照顾我的

341
00:14:10,573 --> 00:14:12,633
要不是你雇用了我，我怎么会在这里

342
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:15,717
这么说的话，就请给你的雇主多点尊重啊

343
00:14:15,991 --> 00:14:17,939
原来如此原来如此

344
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,443
所以你才要讨好校长是吧

345
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:22,435
什么，我什么时候讨好她了

346
00:14:22,436 --> 00:14:23,694
别吵架了

347
00:14:23,695 --> 00:14:24,644
你之前不还说什么

348
00:14:24,645 --> 00:14:27,334
「你的经营策略真是太棒了」之类的吗

349
00:14:27,335 --> 00:14:29,471
明明是这么神气的一个人，竟然会赞那种人

350
00:14:29,472 --> 00:14:32,030
你对校长的态度真的不太正常

351
00:14:32,031 --> 00:14:33,181
你到底是在不爽什么啊

352
00:14:33,182 --> 00:14:34,723
我就是觉得，会长还尸骨未寒

353
00:14:34,724 --> 00:14:36,465
她翻脸不认人不太厚道

354
00:14:48,238 --> 00:14:52,345
关我爸什么事，你说

355
00:14:58,991 --> 00:15:01,247
我在问你这关我爸什么事

356
00:15:02,119 --> 00:15:03,234
你倒是说说看啊

357
00:15:10,371 --> 00:15:16,903
你连什么话不该说都不明白吗

358
00:15:17,952 --> 00:15:19,335
非常抱歉

359
00:15:22,161 --> 00:15:23,602
你今天可以先回去了

360
00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:28,484
我先行告退了

361
00:15:31,516 --> 00:15:32,270
先等一下

362
00:15:32,271 --> 00:15:32,921
随她去吧

363
00:15:32,922 --> 00:15:34,452
一花，你先等一下

364
00:15:39,232 --> 00:15:42,902
你们总是在吵架

365
00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:46,896
一花

366
00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:53,820
问题其实，出在你这里

367
00:15:57,763 --> 00:16:00,552
人工智能早就能完全胜任秘书的工作了

368
00:16:02,037 --> 00:16:05,975
人工智能西装做出来之后，他现在都不需要保镖了

369
00:16:06,642 --> 00:16:08,286
也就是说

370
00:16:09,504 --> 00:16:12,259
其实没有你，他也完全不成问题

371
00:16:14,499 --> 00:16:19,876
请你说话做事都有点自知之明

372
00:16:30,712 --> 00:16:31,954
没错没错

373
00:16:32,343 --> 00:16:33,914
不愧是TEACH

374
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:37,211
这话一下就说到人心里了，一下就

375
00:16:37,212 --> 00:16:38,413
我知道了

376
00:16:39,183 --> 00:16:40,844
我会有自知之明的

377
00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:15,187
所谓同担其实也就是

378
00:17:15,188 --> 00:17:19,035
处在一种大家抢着要买到一件孤品的状态

379
00:17:19,036 --> 00:17:20,928
有两个解决方案

380
00:17:20,929 --> 00:17:24,425
一是降低该商品的价值，二是使其名花有主

381
00:17:24,426 --> 00:17:26,195
什么，抱歉，你在说什么

382
00:17:26,302 --> 00:17:27,928
能用鸡蛋做个比喻解释解释吗

383
00:17:27,929 --> 00:17:28,429
鸡蛋

384
00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:29,063
说得简明易懂一点

385
00:17:29,064 --> 00:17:30,475
但是要怎么做呢

386
00:17:30,476 --> 00:17:31,807
用这个邀请他

387
00:17:31,669 --> 00:17:34,745
免费款待高三情侣

388
00:17:34,746 --> 00:17:37,252
等一下，这是个很高级的地方吧

389
00:17:36,959 --> 00:17:38,549
时间：9月9日周日，会场：皇家超级度假村K
派对当天自行参加，服装自由，免费进场

390
00:17:37,733 --> 00:17:39,288
只要设定一个实际的目标

391
00:17:39,289 --> 00:17:42,391
达成的概率就会一下呈直线上升

392
00:17:42,392 --> 00:17:44,346
这可是特地为你们准备的，好好感谢我吧

393
00:17:44,732 --> 00:17:47,123
我会证明给你们看

394
00:17:47,124 --> 00:17:49,244
恋爱不过是一种错觉的堆积物

395
00:17:50,132 --> 00:17:50,821
抱歉，你在说什么

396
00:17:50,822 --> 00:17:51,460
还听不懂吗

397
00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:53,057
能用鸡蛋做个比喻解释解释吗

398
00:17:53,058 --> 00:17:53,776
怎么又是鸡蛋

399
00:17:53,777 --> 00:17:54,510
是的

400
00:18:01,984 --> 00:18:04,449
免费款待高三情侣

401
00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:05,861
看起来真不错，真希望有人来邀请我呢

402
00:18:05,981 --> 00:18:08,857
有人，你希望那个人是谁

403
00:18:09,026 --> 00:18:10,542
是谁呢

404
00:18:15,366 --> 00:18:16,290
例如日下部

405
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:17,947
谁啊，那是谁啊

406
00:18:17,948 --> 00:18:20,362
你为什么会不知道呢，你看，那呢那呢

407
00:18:21,292 --> 00:18:22,076
竟然是那个家伙

408
00:18:22,077 --> 00:18:22,740
嗯

409
00:18:23,577 --> 00:18:24,406
为什么为什么

410
00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:26,946
那谁叫他是这个班里最帅的呢

411
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,767
棕色长发，现在竟然还有人留这种发型

412
00:18:30,279 --> 00:18:30,900
你也好意思说

413
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,101
痛痛痛

414
00:18:32,102 --> 00:18:34,959
对了，你去问问他有没有要一起去的人啊

415
00:18:35,183 --> 00:18:36,038
下，我吗

416
00:18:36,039 --> 00:18:36,672
嗯

417
00:18:36,673 --> 00:18:37,980
我都没跟他说过话啊

418
00:18:37,981 --> 00:18:39,021
好好好，我知道了

419
00:18:39,022 --> 00:18:41,914
我去问吧，放心交给我吧

420
00:18:42,951 --> 00:18:43,834
那什么

421
00:18:44,922 --> 00:18:45,810
我想想

422
00:18:46,443 --> 00:18:47,041
你是金指吧

423
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,283
我是日下部

424
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:49,810
谁啊这是

425
00:18:50,687 --> 00:18:52,080
不过我问你，你有一起去派对的人吗

426
00:18:52,081 --> 00:18:52,706
什么

427
00:18:52,707 --> 00:18:54,326
就是你有没有女朋友啊

428
00:18:54,327 --> 00:18:56,290
-什么 -快说有，快说有

429
00:18:57,510 --> 00:18:58,652
方便听我说说吗

430
00:18:59,016 --> 00:18:59,755
什么

431
00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:01,886
你竟然喜欢大杉美波

432
00:19:01,887 --> 00:19:03,821
别异口同声说这么大声

433
00:19:03,822 --> 00:19:06,303
震惊，你竟然也喜欢美波

434
00:19:06,305 --> 00:19:07,965
我从小学就喜欢她了

435
00:19:07,966 --> 00:19:08,584
这么久了吗

436
00:19:08,585 --> 00:19:11,666
这也太纯爱了吧，好直率啊，心动了

437
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:14,067
我其实也是这种类型的

438
00:19:14,975 --> 00:19:18,484
不过这战线太长了，反而很难拍到拖吧

439
00:19:18,485 --> 00:19:22,691
所以，我才想抓住这次机会做点什么啊

440
00:19:22,692 --> 00:19:23,316
还是算了吧

441
00:19:23,317 --> 00:19:25,474
你这不如果然放弃发展下一段恋情

442
00:19:25,475 --> 00:19:28,233
好了好了好了好了好了

443
00:19:29,102 --> 00:19:32,357
真是拿你没办法，让我来帮你吧

444
00:19:32,493 --> 00:19:35,220
我绝对让你们难舍难分

445
00:19:35,221 --> 00:19:37,755
你就保持现状专注于大杉，绝不许三心二意

446
00:19:37,756 --> 00:19:39,667
给我闭上嘴和眼

447
00:19:40,269 --> 00:19:41,968
你为什么这么来劲

448
00:19:42,424 --> 00:19:43,889
谁让我们是朋友呢

449
00:19:44,373 --> 00:19:45,479
你都不知道人家姓什么

450
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:46,456
我知道啊

451
00:19:46,457 --> 00:19:47,556
是吗，那他姓什么

452
00:19:47,557 --> 00:19:48,224
金指

453
00:19:48,225 --> 00:19:48,725
才不是呢

454
00:19:48,726 --> 00:19:50,179
那到底是姓什么啊

455
00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:52,200
真的不是姓金指啊

456
00:19:52,201 --> 00:19:52,707
不是

457
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:55,641
你们到底要搞什么啊

458
00:19:57,087 --> 00:20:00,588
奇怪，你难道不参与这件事

459
00:20:00,918 --> 00:20:01,706
是的

460
00:20:02,102 --> 00:20:03,180
抱歉抱歉

461
00:20:03,181 --> 00:20:05,591
我还以为肯定是你们两个搞出来的主意

462
00:20:07,182 --> 00:20:08,537
你们吵架了吗

463
00:20:09,385 --> 00:20:10,486
-没有 -吵了吧

464
00:20:10,487 --> 00:20:11,033
并没有吵

465
00:20:11,034 --> 00:20:12,111
吵得还挺厉害的吧

466
00:20:12,112 --> 00:20:13,332
才没有吵

467
00:20:13,806 --> 00:20:16,622
TEACH，作战开始，指挥就交给你了

468
00:20:16,670 --> 00:20:17,450
收到

469
00:20:22,094 --> 00:20:26,000
我们好像又被牵扯进奇怪的事情里了

470
00:20:27,432 --> 00:20:30,462
对了，这样一来

471
00:20:31,770 --> 00:20:38,363
要是办成了，我们是不是也可以去啊

472
00:20:38,975 --> 00:20:39,670
什么

473
00:20:39,993 --> 00:20:43,727
就是那个派对啊

474
00:20:47,482 --> 00:20:48,833
噢

475
00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:50,880
目标任务出现，准备就绪

476
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,537
首先是温莎效应

477
00:20:57,538 --> 00:21:00,076
从第三方摄入资讯提高好感度

478
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:05,382
绘都那个叫大杉美波的，人还挺不错的吧

479
00:21:05,852 --> 00:21:10,074
是啊，她善于倾听，深受大家的信赖呢

480
00:21:10,075 --> 00:21:13,608
她还很爱干净，还会积极帮忙扔垃圾

481
00:21:13,609 --> 00:21:16,195
好像还经常参加义工活动之类的

482
00:21:16,196 --> 00:21:18,623
是吗，那岂不完美

483
00:21:18,919 --> 00:21:20,476
确实

484
00:21:25,929 --> 00:21:28,311
加贺美零：15点42分，边喝水果欧蕾边走上这个天桥

485
00:21:26,103 --> 00:21:27,726
15点42分

486
00:21:27,727 --> 00:21:30,553
边喝水果欧蕾，边走上这个天桥

487
00:21:30,554 --> 00:21:31,928
这是什么意思

488
00:21:32,395 --> 00:21:33,944
接下来是共时性原理

489
00:21:33,945 --> 00:21:36,192
在不断的偶然中，阐释命中注定

490
00:21:36,193 --> 00:21:37,593
是你

491
00:21:38,401 --> 00:21:39,135
你喝的

492
00:21:39,419 --> 00:21:40,359
水果欧蕾

493
00:21:46,986 --> 00:21:48,543
-你没事吧 -你没事吧

494
00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:50,352
不好意思，谢谢你们

495
00:21:50,353 --> 00:21:51,424
你站得起来吗

496
00:21:51,425 --> 00:21:52,811
你没受伤吧

497
00:21:53,147 --> 00:21:56,362
对了，这个，给你们两位了

498
00:21:56,387 --> 00:21:57,308
-什么 -再见

499
00:21:57,309 --> 00:21:58,702
-等一下 -可是

500
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:01,484
餐券，1万日元

501
00:21:59,531 --> 00:22:00,607
餐券

502
00:22:00,608 --> 00:22:01,770
1万日元

503
00:22:09,513 --> 00:22:11,845
之前我们还讲电话了

504
00:22:12,555 --> 00:22:14,235
他声音真的很帅

505
00:22:15,487 --> 00:22:17,480
女孩子啊，就要

506
00:22:19,177 --> 00:22:22,922
不经意间被赞了的话，就会小鹿乱撞呢

507
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:24,535
-看招 -好烫

508
00:22:25,813 --> 00:22:26,608
这也太棒了吧

509
00:22:26,609 --> 00:22:27,420
真的吗

510
00:22:28,505 --> 00:22:30,060
发型很适合你啊

511
00:22:33,373 --> 00:22:34,033
咦

512
00:22:36,174 --> 00:22:38,707
也太若无其事了，人家都没发现

513
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:40,549
吐槽得好，都能进吉本当搞笑艺人了

514
00:22:40,550 --> 00:22:41,719
说谁搞笑呢

515
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:42,821
恼羞成怒了

516
00:22:42,867 --> 00:22:43,898
闭嘴

517
00:22:48,255 --> 00:22:50,168
还是使出反差萌吧

518
00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:51,991
反差萌

519
00:22:52,116 --> 00:22:55,897
这样肯定会心动的

520
00:22:59,084 --> 00:23:00,713
去吧

521
00:23:02,536 --> 00:23:04,433
我也经常做这些事

522
00:23:04,434 --> 00:23:05,104
我帮你吧

523
00:23:05,208 --> 00:23:05,883
怎么回事

524
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:07,705
那家伙做什么呢

525
00:23:07,741 --> 00:23:08,316
给我

526
00:23:08,317 --> 00:23:08,823
放开

527
00:23:08,824 --> 00:23:09,366
没关系

528
00:23:09,367 --> 00:23:10,301
我来做

529
00:23:10,302 --> 00:23:11,740
这不是绀野和日下部吗

530
00:23:12,306 --> 00:23:13,806
他们在做什么呢

531
00:23:14,839 --> 00:23:15,639
他们怎么在抢垃圾啊

532
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:16,990
都说我来做了

533
00:23:21,619 --> 00:23:22,434
我们走吧

534
00:23:26,266 --> 00:23:28,029
白忙一场了

535
00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:32,111
-你跑出来做什么啊 -你做什么呢，笨蛋

536
00:23:32,112 --> 00:23:32,950
好痛

537
00:23:33,488 --> 00:23:34,567
真让人难以置信

538
00:23:34,568 --> 00:23:36,266
必须是我做才有意义啊

539
00:23:36,267 --> 00:23:37,207
笨蛋

540
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:38,237
你这小子

541
00:23:41,761 --> 00:23:43,905
玩得开心点啊

542
00:23:43,740 --> 00:23:45,158
免费款待高三情侣

543
00:23:43,906 --> 00:23:45,990
小姐，要不要来看看

544
00:23:46,687 --> 00:23:48,461
你爸爸在外资企业上班啊

545
00:23:48,462 --> 00:23:49,194
没错

546
00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:51,685
所以他总是不在家

547
00:23:51,686 --> 00:23:52,590
那很自由啊，多好

548
00:23:52,591 --> 00:23:53,943
不，很孤独的

549
00:23:53,944 --> 00:23:55,646
我很喜欢我家人

550
00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:57,505
他们之间气氛很好呢

551
00:23:57,572 --> 00:23:59,665
是吗，我看不出来

552
00:23:59,759 --> 00:24:02,460
不过，为什么订那么贵的餐厅

553
00:24:02,515 --> 00:24:03,086
因为我想

554
00:24:03,087 --> 00:24:03,613
你想吗

555
00:24:03,614 --> 00:24:05,962
你吃不了吧，到底怎么回事

556
00:24:06,497 --> 00:24:07,024
受不了了

557
00:24:07,025 --> 00:24:08,425
为什么受不了，你闻不出气味的吧

558
00:24:08,426 --> 00:24:09,217
无味无臭

559
00:24:09,218 --> 00:24:09,942
是吧

560
00:24:09,943 --> 00:24:11,789
毕竟没有给你进行这种设定

561
00:24:11,790 --> 00:24:13,218
说起来绘都学园里

562
00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:15,892
有一个差班叫3年级0班吧

563
00:24:17,525 --> 00:24:18,756
你有朋友在那里吗

564
00:24:18,921 --> 00:24:20,298
没有，没有

565
00:24:20,671 --> 00:24:23,169
一般学生是不会掉到那种班的

566
00:24:25,140 --> 00:24:27,385
那我们赶快决定吧

567
00:24:28,365 --> 00:24:30,597
最后使出吊桥效应

568
00:24:30,598 --> 00:24:33,169
让他们以为恐惧引起的心跳过快是恋爱之情

569
00:24:33,170 --> 00:24:35,035
用这个必备技能一举拿下

570
00:24:39,184 --> 00:24:42,106
对了，还不知道怎么叫你呢

571
00:24:46,578 --> 00:24:50,143
那我叫你公主吧

572
00:24:51,493 --> 00:24:52,461
可是我叫美波

573
00:24:52,462 --> 00:24:55,027
因为你很像一位公主

574
00:24:56,061 --> 00:24:56,899
哪里像啊

575
00:24:57,137 --> 00:24:58,573
我很高兴遇见你

576
00:25:00,210 --> 00:25:02,711
别说了，好丢脸啊

577
00:25:04,414 --> 00:25:06,143
发生火灾

578
00:25:06,725 --> 00:25:08,438
发生火灾了，大家快逃

579
00:25:08,529 --> 00:25:09,366
什么

580
00:25:09,394 --> 00:25:11,007
发生火灾了，快逃

581
00:25:11,008 --> 00:25:12,084
不好，我们快走

582
00:25:12,187 --> 00:25:14,657
来这边，这边

583
00:25:14,658 --> 00:25:15,732
大家快逃

584
00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:18,647
往这边走

585
00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:20,470
快点，快点

586
00:25:22,357 --> 00:25:25,140
火势快往那边逼近了

587
00:25:25,141 --> 00:25:27,352
你们要从这里跳下去

588
00:25:28,743 --> 00:25:30,104
什么

589
00:25:30,429 --> 00:25:31,687
直接表白呢

590
00:25:31,688 --> 00:25:33,447
这样可能最令人心动

591
00:25:33,448 --> 00:25:36,342
可是这样会不会太直接了啊

592
00:25:36,343 --> 00:25:37,680
怎么那么吵啊

593
00:25:39,122 --> 00:25:41,605
没事的，快，你们一起跳下去

594
00:25:41,702 --> 00:25:42,235
是美波吗

595
00:25:42,236 --> 00:25:44,160
快，快跳

596
00:25:47,050 --> 00:25:47,825
我们走吧

597
00:25:58,059 --> 00:25:59,535
要牵着手啊

598
00:25:59,935 --> 00:26:01,106
你们手牵手跳下去

599
00:26:09,632 --> 00:26:11,130
预备

600
00:26:18,272 --> 00:26:20,081
太好了

601
00:26:20,294 --> 00:26:21,435
幸好啊

602
00:26:21,436 --> 00:26:22,268
得救了

603
00:26:22,269 --> 00:26:24,130
我还以为肯定完了

604
00:26:30,742 --> 00:26:34,410
那边那几位要不要来参加一下啊

605
00:26:31,949 --> 00:26:33,784
免费参加派对

606
00:26:34,411 --> 00:26:35,854
梅野，就是现在

607
00:26:35,453 --> 00:26:36,829
免费参加派对

608
00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:38,873
邀约就趁现在

609
00:26:43,343 --> 00:26:44,303
花井同学

610
00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:45,612
怎么了

611
00:26:46,477 --> 00:26:48,030
你知道那个派对吗

612
00:26:49,288 --> 00:26:50,169
知道

613
00:26:51,364 --> 00:26:53,304
如果你不介意

614
00:26:54,993 --> 00:26:56,766
要不要一起参加

615
00:27:02,379 --> 00:27:05,417
我很乐意奉陪，公主殿下

616
00:27:11,284 --> 00:27:12,207
恭喜

617
00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:18,091
恭喜

618
00:27:18,092 --> 00:27:18,939
谢谢

619
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,584
成功了呢，耶

620
00:27:22,585 --> 00:27:23,682
耶

621
00:27:24,182 --> 00:27:24,785
你好厉害

622
00:27:24,786 --> 00:27:25,705
TEACH

623
00:27:25,995 --> 00:27:28,084
帮我调查一件事

624
00:27:30,704 --> 00:27:32,039
大杉美波

625
00:27:34,003 --> 00:27:37,467
老师，谢谢你，进展很顺利

626
00:27:37,468 --> 00:27:40,795
你是想骗婚吗

627
00:27:41,893 --> 00:27:46,665
班级，家庭，还有父母的事都是骗人的啊

628
00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:49,481
我可没打算协助你诈骗

629
00:27:50,947 --> 00:27:51,921
你太夸张了

630
00:27:51,922 --> 00:27:53,063
哪里夸张了

631
00:27:53,292 --> 00:27:54,245
可恶

632
00:27:54,832 --> 00:27:57,202
看到你一脸得意地戴着高仿手链时

633
00:27:57,203 --> 00:27:58,383
我就该察觉到的

634
00:27:58,752 --> 00:28:01,074
我也没办法啊，毕竟我都是缺点

635
00:28:01,075 --> 00:28:03,181
露出真面目了吧，吹牛大王

636
00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:03,732
吹牛大王，吹牛大王

637
00:28:03,733 --> 00:28:05,418
吵死了

638
00:28:05,762 --> 00:28:07,556
我是有角色设定的

639
00:28:07,557 --> 00:28:08,883
什么设定啊

640
00:28:08,884 --> 00:28:11,884
样子可爱，性格又好的有钱人

641
00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:13,665
我就是这样的设定

642
00:28:13,666 --> 00:28:16,011
真正的我并不符合这个角色设定

643
00:28:16,012 --> 00:28:18,792
什么叫你不符合你的角色设定啊

644
00:28:18,793 --> 00:28:20,213
要是你敢说出去

645
00:28:20,214 --> 00:28:21,866
我就告诉大家你是cherry啊

646
00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:23,252
什么

647
00:28:23,253 --> 00:28:25,446
Cherry到底是什么啊，快告诉我

648
00:28:27,294 --> 00:28:29,096
回头看我做什么，怎么意味深长的

649
00:28:29,097 --> 00:28:30,322
喂，站住

650
00:28:52,442 --> 00:28:53,580
说真的

651
00:28:53,581 --> 00:28:57,507
被耍得团团转，我手都要断了

652
00:28:58,761 --> 00:29:00,923
要不要告他职权骚扰

653
00:29:00,924 --> 00:29:03,308
不不不，那不算是职权骚扰

654
00:29:03,309 --> 00:29:06,623
就是职权骚扰啊，还是个怪人

655
00:29:07,251 --> 00:29:08,520
没有被他性骚扰吗

656
00:29:08,521 --> 00:29:11,241
没有没有，这个绝对不可能

657
00:29:11,274 --> 00:29:13,847
虽然是个怪人，但人品不差

658
00:29:14,044 --> 00:29:16,059
就是个令人讨厌的家伙

659
00:29:16,331 --> 00:29:19,941
表面看也许是这样

660
00:29:20,170 --> 00:29:25,466
但他底子里也挺温柔的

661
00:29:28,304 --> 00:29:29,106
什么

662
00:29:29,998 --> 00:29:30,755
什么

663
00:29:32,394 --> 00:29:33,635
你喜欢他吗

664
00:29:34,334 --> 00:29:35,315
不不不

665
00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:37,553
不不不，你喜欢他吧

666
00:29:37,729 --> 00:29:39,297
你肯定喜欢他

667
00:29:39,298 --> 00:29:40,989
我对他不是那种感情

668
00:29:40,990 --> 00:29:44,377
是你自己说的，这手从旁边这样那样的

669
00:29:44,378 --> 00:29:46,532
情况很复杂的

670
00:29:48,274 --> 00:29:49,258
复杂吗

671
00:29:51,938 --> 00:29:54,732
要怎么办才好呢

672
00:29:57,975 --> 00:30:00,336
你自己想怎么做

673
00:30:04,551 --> 00:30:05,909
我是不知道的

674
00:30:10,090 --> 00:30:12,087
美波很顺利啊，你看

675
00:30:12,392 --> 00:30:14,105
LINE群组弄好了

676
00:30:12,427 --> 00:30:14,137
-我们约好去咖啡店了 -加油，接下来是关键一战

677
00:30:14,106 --> 00:30:16,141
顺便一提，群组名叫「恋爱同盟」

678
00:30:15,154 --> 00:30:16,280
恋爱同盟

679
00:30:16,166 --> 00:30:17,073
好老套

680
00:30:18,032 --> 00:30:19,612
你看你看

681
00:30:19,613 --> 00:30:23,255
提到「他说我像公主，所以叫我公主」

682
00:30:20,118 --> 00:30:22,870
-还有什么进展吗 -他说我像公主，所以叫我公主

683
00:30:23,256 --> 00:30:25,425
恋爱的酸臭味

684
00:30:25,426 --> 00:30:26,391
好羡慕啊

685
00:30:26,392 --> 00:30:28,651
你没有这种对象吗

686
00:30:29,334 --> 00:30:33,948
没有没有，这种对像已经这样了

687
00:30:33,949 --> 00:30:35,192
什么意思

688
00:30:35,193 --> 00:30:36,305
你看不懂吗

689
00:30:36,898 --> 00:30:38,670
就是出轨啊，出轨

690
00:30:39,393 --> 00:30:41,106
那个混蛋对着我

691
00:30:41,107 --> 00:30:44,837
叫「茱莉安宝贝」，一下子就露馅了

692
00:30:44,838 --> 00:30:46,649
什么「茱莉安宝贝」啊

693
00:30:46,650 --> 00:30:50,760
茱莉安和宫子有那么容易弄错吗，太蠢了

694
00:30:51,163 --> 00:30:51,962
就是个傻子

695
00:30:51,963 --> 00:30:53,961
老板，再烧八串鸡皮

696
00:30:53,962 --> 00:30:57,598
一花从那之后就没出现过了

697
00:30:58,550 --> 00:31:01,031
该说她是无情吗

698
00:31:01,883 --> 00:31:04,350
她有来工作，不用担心

699
00:31:04,351 --> 00:31:05,883
她可能会背叛你

700
00:31:05,884 --> 00:31:07,491
她不是那种人

701
00:31:07,818 --> 00:31:10,566
她不听命令行事，还是不要对她太放心了吧

702
00:31:10,591 --> 00:31:12,191
你不懂

703
00:31:15,775 --> 00:31:18,311
没有人比她更为我着想

704
00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:27,397
我不懂，因为我是人工智能

705
00:31:41,263 --> 00:31:43,092
那就不会让他心砰砰跳了

706
00:31:43,093 --> 00:31:44,597
你这什么动作啊

707
00:31:45,243 --> 00:31:47,083
不对

708
00:31:47,084 --> 00:31:48,391
你学得不对

709
00:31:48,877 --> 00:31:52,064
大家正在讨论要不要一起参加派对

710
00:31:52,065 --> 00:31:53,241
你也一起吧

711
00:31:56,482 --> 00:31:57,534
我就算了

712
00:31:57,633 --> 00:31:59,175
就当散散心

713
00:31:59,176 --> 00:31:59,925
抱歉

714
00:32:05,077 --> 00:32:05,955
喂

715
00:32:07,888 --> 00:32:10,046
我有朋友在神乐高

716
00:32:10,426 --> 00:32:12,269
他给我看了个好玩的东西

717
00:32:31,262 --> 00:32:34,521
我们要怎么组队进去啊

718
00:32:34,522 --> 00:32:35,570
这种情况的话

719
00:32:35,571 --> 00:32:37,344
当然是由男生邀请啊

720
00:32:37,345 --> 00:32:38,320
对吧，姬香

721
00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:41,593
嗯

722
00:32:44,713 --> 00:32:45,431
我有一个主意

723
00:32:45,449 --> 00:32:47,551
要不要石头剪子布来决定

724
00:32:47,552 --> 00:32:48,779
不要，太无聊了

725
00:32:48,780 --> 00:32:50,335
我才不要

726
00:32:50,550 --> 00:32:54,119
在正式开始前，请再稍等一下

727
00:33:05,161 --> 00:33:06,809
美波正看着我们

728
00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:07,637
要让她加入吗

729
00:33:07,638 --> 00:33:10,439
算了，她特别没礼貌

730
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:11,824
完全不会笑

731
00:33:11,825 --> 00:33:14,452
仗着自己有点可爱，可别误会了

732
00:33:19,446 --> 00:33:21,692
平时打扮肯定很时尚吧

733
00:33:21,882 --> 00:33:23,852
要是穿得很老套就很令人失望了

734
00:33:24,283 --> 00:33:25,882
对了，你是大小姐吧

735
00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:27,521
你家里是什么感觉的

736
00:33:27,522 --> 00:33:29,475
公团小区绝对不适合你

737
00:33:29,526 --> 00:33:32,137
没错，肯定是住在大房子里

738
00:33:32,138 --> 00:33:33,602
是白色吗，还是金黄色的

739
00:33:33,624 --> 00:33:34,405
白色的吧

740
00:33:34,406 --> 00:33:36,620
洁白的房子还很大

741
00:33:36,621 --> 00:33:37,526
还有华丽的吊灯

742
00:33:37,830 --> 00:33:39,207
吊灯吗

743
00:33:39,208 --> 00:33:40,125
公主

744
00:33:43,765 --> 00:33:45,313
你的裙子好可爱啊

745
00:33:45,955 --> 00:33:46,959
谢谢

746
00:33:48,825 --> 00:33:49,667
美波

747
00:33:52,919 --> 00:33:53,896
怎么了

748
00:33:55,245 --> 00:33:56,169
不要去

749
00:33:57,489 --> 00:33:58,740
你在说什么啊

750
00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:03,480
来了

751
00:34:03,770 --> 00:34:04,608
你做什么

752
00:34:05,171 --> 00:34:07,565
果然还是忍不住啊

753
00:34:07,661 --> 00:34:08,935
喂，你放手

754
00:34:10,079 --> 00:34:11,973
这家伙不是个正经人

755
00:34:13,487 --> 00:34:16,826
你喜欢她吗

756
00:34:17,427 --> 00:34:18,296
你说什么

757
00:34:18,780 --> 00:34:20,886
你是想阻挠我们，才这么说的吧

758
00:34:21,682 --> 00:34:23,440
怎么可能

759
00:34:23,441 --> 00:34:25,422
我只能这样想了

760
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,077
你真差劲

761
00:34:29,128 --> 00:34:31,101
不要再和我说话了

762
00:34:31,716 --> 00:34:32,502
我们走吧

763
00:34:34,969 --> 00:34:35,651
好

764
00:34:44,598 --> 00:34:45,724
免费款待高三情侣

765
00:34:46,790 --> 00:34:47,636
他们来了

766
00:34:47,772 --> 00:34:48,672
是啊

767
00:34:48,673 --> 00:34:49,386
好期待啊

768
00:34:49,387 --> 00:34:49,991
是吧，太令人期待了

769
00:34:49,992 --> 00:34:52,141
好兴奋啊

770
00:34:55,525 --> 00:34:56,443
喂

771
00:34:56,703 --> 00:34:57,545
给我停下

772
00:34:59,104 --> 00:34:59,792
你这个混蛋

773
00:34:59,793 --> 00:35:00,829
你做什么

774
00:35:01,045 --> 00:35:01,897
好痛

775
00:35:02,138 --> 00:35:03,145
明知故问

776
00:35:03,146 --> 00:35:03,697
快停手

777
00:35:03,698 --> 00:35:04,431
打他

778
00:35:04,432 --> 00:35:05,250
别动手

779
00:35:05,251 --> 00:35:06,918
我可不是开玩笑的

780
00:35:06,919 --> 00:35:13,164
Welcome to party

781
00:35:18,110 --> 00:35:18,983
多谢

782
00:35:19,390 --> 00:35:23,503
刚刚前排的客人分了我一点甜酒

783
00:35:23,611 --> 00:35:24,523
非常感谢

784
00:35:24,524 --> 00:35:27,148
甜酒真是多多益善啊

785
00:35:27,149 --> 00:35:29,887
好，现在我们进入正题

786
00:35:29,888 --> 00:35:33,704
现在就由我来请出一对情侣

787
00:35:34,260 --> 00:35:38,379
让他们互相表白心迹

788
00:35:38,380 --> 00:35:39,370
这就完了吗

789
00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:40,416
没完也给我停下

790
00:35:40,417 --> 00:35:43,486
两个人回家亲热，回家搞

791
00:35:43,856 --> 00:35:47,925
又说远了

792
00:35:48,106 --> 00:35:53,172
下面有请，这位男同学

793
00:35:53,358 --> 00:35:54,833
花井步梦

794
00:35:56,762 --> 00:35:57,270
什么

795
00:35:57,270 --> 00:36:01,271
然后是他的女友

796
00:36:01,925 --> 00:36:02,805
一个公主

797
00:36:07,839 --> 00:36:08,645
两个公主

798
00:36:11,228 --> 00:36:12,242
三个公主

799
00:36:13,228 --> 00:36:14,430
四个公主

800
00:36:14,538 --> 00:36:15,651
五个公主

801
00:36:18,494 --> 00:36:20,663
打开屏幕

802
00:36:24,816 --> 00:36:26,324
表白还没开始吧

803
00:36:27,659 --> 00:36:31,901
你可真能干啊，同时跟五个女生拍拖

804
00:36:34,295 --> 00:36:37,187
而且你还很会隐藏

805
00:36:37,709 --> 00:36:40,042
对着我叫「茱莉安宝贝」

806
00:36:40,612 --> 00:36:43,852
很多人都是因为叫错名字而被发现出轨

807
00:36:44,764 --> 00:36:45,554
怎么了

808
00:36:45,597 --> 00:36:47,048
是工作上的事

809
00:36:48,889 --> 00:36:49,639
花井步梦的公主们

810
00:36:49,639 --> 00:36:51,600
公主5号

811
00:36:50,595 --> 00:36:51,758
这

812
00:36:52,508 --> 00:36:53,404
这代表什么

813
00:36:53,405 --> 00:36:54,080
你也太迟钝了吧

814
00:36:54,081 --> 00:36:54,666
什么

815
00:36:54,667 --> 00:36:55,882
他为了避免自己叫错名字

816
00:36:55,955 --> 00:36:58,448
叫女友的时候统一都叫公主

817
00:36:58,510 --> 00:37:00,643
能渣到这样也是让人佩服

818
00:37:00,972 --> 00:37:02,160
真让人难以置信

819
00:37:02,161 --> 00:37:03,204
你到底做了什么

820
00:37:03,205 --> 00:37:04,718
什么情况

821
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:05,929
不是的，听我解释

822
00:37:06,130 --> 00:37:07,495
你狡辩一下给我听听

823
00:37:07,552 --> 00:37:08,072
不是

824
00:37:08,073 --> 00:37:09,584
没想到你是这种人，渣男

825
00:37:09,585 --> 00:37:11,271
你有什么资格骂他

826
00:37:12,256 --> 00:37:14,392
你不也是满嘴谎言

827
00:37:18,724 --> 00:37:19,993
别跑

828
00:37:24,536 --> 00:37:27,105
谎言只能换来谎言

829
00:37:27,819 --> 00:37:29,580
这个世界就是如此

830
00:37:29,818 --> 00:37:31,138
你懂什么

831
00:37:31,649 --> 00:37:32,463
我这也是没办法

832
00:37:32,464 --> 00:37:34,261
因为你身上全是缺点吗

833
00:37:34,499 --> 00:37:37,099
还是说你要营造一个新人设

834
00:37:42,133 --> 00:37:43,432
太傻了

835
00:37:45,071 --> 00:37:48,179
在学校被分到了最差的班

836
00:37:48,653 --> 00:37:51,132
家境说好了点也只能算中等

837
00:37:51,308 --> 00:37:54,642
会用打工赚来的钱买高仿名牌

838
00:37:54,763 --> 00:37:58,389
无比在意周围人的目光，怀着卑微的虚荣心

839
00:37:59,347 --> 00:38:02,189
你身上确实都是缺点

840
00:38:06,207 --> 00:38:07,627
别说了

841
00:38:08,546 --> 00:38:09,617
但即便这样

842
00:38:12,837 --> 00:38:14,731
也有人愿意和你站在一起

843
00:38:28,262 --> 00:38:29,936
人不是人工智能

844
00:38:31,431 --> 00:38:34,442
人无完人

845
00:38:35,229 --> 00:38:36,045
但一定会有人

846
00:38:37,841 --> 00:38:41,849
在了解你的缺点后愿意接纳你

847
00:38:43,276 --> 00:38:44,501
你的身边也会有这种人

848
00:38:45,141 --> 00:38:47,112
你也一样，你也是

849
00:38:49,067 --> 00:38:50,738
说不定

850
00:38:52,804 --> 00:38:53,928
我也会有

851
00:38:59,478 --> 00:39:04,878
这样的人才是该陪伴你身边的人吧

852
00:39:07,523 --> 00:39:08,859
你要是一直隐藏真实的自己

853
00:39:09,386 --> 00:39:11,609
就永远无法遇到那个他

854
00:39:20,186 --> 00:39:20,955
其实

855
00:39:24,727 --> 00:39:26,538
我也是这样认为的

856
00:39:30,967 --> 00:39:32,027
我也是

857
00:39:34,897 --> 00:39:39,088
尽管某人很任性，但却有脆弱的一面

858
00:39:39,355 --> 00:39:40,699
即便如此

859
00:39:43,892 --> 00:39:45,869
我的爱也不会变

860
00:39:46,368 --> 00:39:47,678
爱情就是这样的吧

861
00:39:54,563 --> 00:39:55,458
但是

862
00:39:57,815 --> 00:39:59,242
但是，我

863
00:40:01,470 --> 00:40:02,528
没关系

864
00:40:07,045 --> 00:40:11,225
我很了解你，一直喜欢着你

865
00:40:12,538 --> 00:40:13,775
没关系的

866
00:40:20,981 --> 00:40:22,248
但我一点也不高兴

867
00:40:23,507 --> 00:40:26,780
你完全不社交，动不动就生气

868
00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:31,354
除了脸一无是处，你这样的人说喜欢我

869
00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:34,527
我也不会高兴的

870
00:40:48,692 --> 00:40:49,920
但我还是要说一声谢谢

871
00:40:53,786 --> 00:40:55,261
谢谢你

872
00:41:00,236 --> 00:41:02,890
今天的第一对情侣

873
00:41:03,534 --> 00:41:07,448
表白成功

874
00:41:08,889 --> 00:41:10,297
不，不是这样的

875
00:41:11,133 --> 00:41:11,712
你误会了

876
00:41:11,713 --> 00:41:15,561
请二位入场

877
00:41:15,562 --> 00:41:16,375
做得漂亮

878
00:41:17,749 --> 00:41:18,925
不是这样的

879
00:41:40,371 --> 00:41:42,801
入场条件：入场时要互相表白，活动当日为高三学生
关系不限，恋人、朋友、同学、同性、异性均可，两人一组

880
00:41:43,487 --> 00:41:45,531
互相说对方的缺点

881
00:41:45,770 --> 00:41:46,550
去吧

882
00:41:47,233 --> 00:41:47,970
上

883
00:41:48,261 --> 00:41:48,761
什么

884
00:41:48,762 --> 00:41:50,253
快去快去

885
00:41:50,691 --> 00:41:53,197
好，下一组

886
00:41:54,025 --> 00:41:55,383
快过来吧

887
00:41:56,254 --> 00:41:58,091
来说说对方的缺点吧

888
00:41:59,061 --> 00:41:59,589
什么

889
00:41:59,590 --> 00:42:00,121
怎么了

890
00:42:00,122 --> 00:42:04,499
那个，你其实挺弱的

891
00:42:05,327 --> 00:42:07,174
但有时却很会逞强

892
00:42:08,944 --> 00:42:09,814
到你了

893
00:42:10,446 --> 00:42:12,858
这个

894
00:42:14,223 --> 00:42:18,802
你总是傻傻地一个人承受一切

895
00:42:20,045 --> 00:42:22,603
即便如此，你们也愿意一起携手向前吗

896
00:42:25,734 --> 00:42:26,692
-愿意 -愿意

897
00:42:27,612 --> 00:42:29,415
好，请进吧

898
00:42:32,445 --> 00:42:33,972
去吧去吧

899
00:42:34,412 --> 00:42:36,492
不要把事都收在心里

900
00:42:36,493 --> 00:42:38,611
要好好对待自己

901
00:42:39,124 --> 00:42:40,673
下一组

902
00:42:40,674 --> 00:42:43,883
好，到我了

903
00:42:51,618 --> 00:42:53,568
你答应过我，等你考上东大就叫我去联谊吧

904
00:42:53,569 --> 00:42:54,073
那个

905
00:42:54,074 --> 00:42:55,828
请说说对方的缺点

906
00:42:55,829 --> 00:42:58,297
好，他的缺点就是太冷淡了

907
00:42:58,298 --> 00:42:59,522
是啊，看脸都能看得出来

908
00:42:59,523 --> 00:43:00,210
这位男生呢

909
00:43:00,211 --> 00:43:01,441
那个，感觉她有点轻浮

910
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:02,044
你说什么

911
00:43:02,045 --> 00:43:03,235
看得出来

912
00:43:03,260 --> 00:43:05,689
哪里轻浮了，才不轻浮

913
00:43:05,690 --> 00:43:07,460
不是，应该是好的那个意思

914
00:43:07,461 --> 00:43:09,695
你能不能别利用我来纾解尴尬啊

915
00:43:10,377 --> 00:43:11,277
什么意思

916
00:43:12,146 --> 00:43:13,343
你害羞了

917
00:43:13,592 --> 00:43:14,335
我才没有

918
00:43:14,336 --> 00:43:14,983
就是害羞了

919
00:43:14,984 --> 00:43:16,179
没有

920
00:43:17,138 --> 00:43:17,874
没事，别在意

921
00:43:18,124 --> 00:43:18,832
我怎么能不在意

922
00:43:18,833 --> 00:43:20,456
下一组，来吧来吧

923
00:43:20,457 --> 00:43:20,998
走了

924
00:43:20,999 --> 00:43:21,899
来

925
00:43:22,085 --> 00:43:23,513
说吧

926
00:43:23,514 --> 00:43:25,636
这人明明挺迟钝的，关键时候却会胆怯

927
00:43:25,637 --> 00:43:26,505
什么

928
00:43:26,714 --> 00:43:28,716
你小器还总是轻易认输

929
00:43:28,717 --> 00:43:30,340
最无语的是台词还罗罗嗦嗦

930
00:43:30,341 --> 00:43:31,605
还不是因为你记性太差

931
00:43:31,606 --> 00:43:32,249
你说什么

932
00:43:32,250 --> 00:43:33,294
要不这样

933
00:43:33,295 --> 00:43:36,332
你们说说对方的好吧

934
00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:37,071
什么

935
00:43:37,292 --> 00:43:37,933
这个

936
00:43:37,934 --> 00:43:38,688
你说

937
00:43:39,556 --> 00:43:41,815
他其实挺认真的

938
00:43:41,816 --> 00:43:42,346
什么

939
00:43:42,347 --> 00:43:43,111
别说了啦

940
00:43:43,112 --> 00:43:44,880
不过刚刚看着跟只猴子一样

941
00:43:44,881 --> 00:43:46,079
我想跟丽奈一起

942
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:46,868
什么去新泻

943
00:43:46,869 --> 00:43:47,647
我想跟丽奈一起

944
00:43:47,648 --> 00:43:48,625
不是去新泻

945
00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:50,120
请进吧

946
00:43:50,121 --> 00:43:50,751
走吧

947
00:43:50,752 --> 00:43:52,820
我想跟丽奈一起

948
00:43:52,821 --> 00:43:54,566
真有活力啊

949
00:43:54,567 --> 00:43:56,314
我没被甩

950
00:43:57,564 --> 00:43:58,244
你就是被甩了啊

951
00:43:58,245 --> 00:44:00,485
没有，停手

952
00:44:03,311 --> 00:44:07,543
我们进去看看吧

953
00:44:09,787 --> 00:44:11,208
好

954
00:44:14,834 --> 00:44:16,890
下一组，请吧

955
00:44:16,891 --> 00:44:18,459
等等等等，停，二位留步

956
00:44:18,460 --> 00:44:20,067
做什么做什么

957
00:44:20,068 --> 00:44:21,562
请互相说说对方的缺点

958
00:44:21,563 --> 00:44:22,897
你知道我是谁吗

959
00:44:22,898 --> 00:44:23,933
-我不知道 -什么

960
00:44:23,934 --> 00:44:25,434
说对方的缺点

961
00:44:26,624 --> 00:44:27,368
说吧

962
00:44:28,377 --> 00:44:30,926
又串又傲慢，喜欢随意使唤人

963
00:44:30,927 --> 00:44:31,456
你说什么

964
00:44:31,457 --> 00:44:33,617
还有声音马上就能高八度

965
00:44:33,618 --> 00:44:34,118
太令人讨厌了

966
00:44:34,118 --> 00:44:36,077
明明是被你气的

967
00:44:36,078 --> 00:44:36,634
别拿手指别人啊

968
00:44:36,635 --> 00:44:39,580
你不刺激我就浑身不舒服

969
00:44:39,581 --> 00:44:43,081
这么会刺激人是能拿奖吗

970
00:44:43,082 --> 00:44:43,593
有这种奖吗

971
00:44:43,594 --> 00:44:45,346
再加一条，动不动就生气

972
00:44:45,347 --> 00:44:47,664
说这些废话的时候你倒是能言善辩了

973
00:44:47,665 --> 00:44:49,789
关键时候完全不懂变通

974
00:44:49,790 --> 00:44:53,710
到底是谁能把世间所有缺点都集于一身啊

975
00:44:53,711 --> 00:44:55,333
让我大声喊出她的名字，芹泽一花

976
00:44:55,334 --> 00:44:57,774
再加一条，这人是单纯的性格恶劣

977
00:44:57,775 --> 00:44:59,517
这个女人动不动就生气

978
00:44:59,518 --> 00:45:01,404
摆出来的造型日常老套

979
00:45:01,405 --> 00:45:01,934
造型吗

980
00:45:01,935 --> 00:45:04,981
你偶尔跳的那个舞，老套得要死

981
00:45:04,982 --> 00:45:05,988
你才是这样

982
00:45:05,989 --> 00:45:06,801
我跳得要更妖艳好吧

983
00:45:06,802 --> 00:45:08,118
好恶心，好老套啊

984
00:45:08,119 --> 00:45:08,845
老套的是你

985
00:45:08,846 --> 00:45:10,225
笨蛋笨蛋笨蛋

986
00:45:10,226 --> 00:45:11,587
骂人的才是笨蛋

987
00:45:11,588 --> 00:45:12,856
能不能别跟小孩一样

988
00:45:12,857 --> 00:45:16,050
等等，停下来

989
00:45:16,224 --> 00:45:20,111
即便如此，你们也要一起走下去吗

990
00:45:22,251 --> 00:45:23,692
那也没别的办法啊

991
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:26,653
我就这么一个秘书

992
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:29,785
那你呢

993
00:45:31,352 --> 00:45:35,098
没办法，他又离不开我

994
00:45:39,968 --> 00:45:41,050
请进吧

995
00:45:42,870 --> 00:45:44,071
你们这小情侣还真速配啊

996
00:45:44,272 --> 00:45:45,025
我们不是情侣

997
00:45:45,026 --> 00:45:45,543
不是情侣

998
00:45:45,544 --> 00:45:46,340
不是吗

999
00:45:47,284 --> 00:45:48,903
等等，你这话说得

1000
00:45:48,904 --> 00:45:50,751
好像是我求你待在我身边一样

1001
00:45:50,752 --> 00:45:51,672
难道不是吗

1002
00:45:51,673 --> 00:45:53,285
当然不是了，是你想待在我身边吧

1003
00:45:53,286 --> 00:45:55,315
不，我可从来没这样说过

1004
00:45:55,316 --> 00:45:56,224
不用不好意思

1005
00:45:56,225 --> 00:45:57,544
你才应该坦率一点吧

1006
00:45:57,545 --> 00:45:58,793
好了好了

1007
00:45:58,794 --> 00:46:00,300
别说了

1008
00:46:11,783 --> 00:46:14,224
这次你成功化解了冲突，跟一花也和好了

1009
00:46:14,225 --> 00:46:15,336
不愧是天才

1010
00:46:16,204 --> 00:46:17,677
这就是你的目的吗

1011
00:46:17,776 --> 00:46:19,316
我不懂你在说什么

1012
00:46:19,696 --> 00:46:23,806
我只是基于数据给你提供最恰当的方案而已

1013
00:46:27,677 --> 00:46:30,738
TEACH，你还真是

1014
00:46:39,325 --> 00:46:40,307
我怎么了

1015
00:46:41,931 --> 00:46:42,704
没什么

1016
00:47:15,858 --> 00:47:17,068
是否将数据全部删除，是

1017
00:47:17,093 --> 00:47:18,761
数据删除中

1018
00:47:18,761 --> 00:47:20,510
删除完成

1019
00:47:21,592 --> 00:47:23,064
就让我来告诉你吧

1020
00:47:25,851 --> 00:47:27,520
是否恢复数据，是

1021
00:47:30,064 --> 00:47:31,065
加贺美零，11岁

1022
00:47:31,065 --> 00:47:31,982
无法透过手术恢复

1023
00:47:31,982 --> 00:47:32,900
救护车抵达时发现有头部外伤，意识水平30

1024
00:47:35,945 --> 00:47:37,404
下集，富翁教师

1025
00:47:37,405 --> 00:47:39,449
升学问题就让我来一秒做出决定

1026
00:47:37,696 --> 00:47:39,281
故事转入新篇章

1027
00:47:39,281 --> 00:47:41,659
人工智能教师×零班升学指导

1028
00:47:39,450 --> 00:47:41,177
这可是是三年一次的重大决定

1029
00:47:41,178 --> 00:47:44,038
跟四年一次的奥运会比起来什么也不是

1030
00:47:41,659 --> 00:47:43,619
VS校长，故事急速推进

1031
00:47:43,619 --> 00:47:45,704
本剧纯属虚构，祝大家周末愉快

1032
00:47:44,039 --> 00:47:45,735
除了零班的学生外，也要为运动员们加油呢