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-好痛 真是的 -別亂動啦

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妳手真的很笨耶

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幫我弄捲一點 我討厭要捲不捲的

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當了18年女神 我也很辛苦

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還真厲害

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學校裡的老師跟學生

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所有人都想追我

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但宮子就只有一個啊

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真可愛

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妳語氣好敷衍 還"可愛"咧

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真是受不了

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奇怪

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那是0班的學生吧

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擺明就是在吵架

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要打起來了吧

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-應該是 -要打起來了

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你就是加賀美吧

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妳是哪位

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我是東堂真紀子

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東堂嗎

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妳是校長嗎

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沒錯

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就是妳啊

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幸會

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我是加賀美零

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我是芹澤一花

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你們好

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總算見到妳了

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校長

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妳的經營方式真是太棒了

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尤其是0班的制度

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真的非常有效率

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我女兒受你照顧了

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是那個青春期霸凌女A嗎

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-加賀美老師 -沒關係

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我很感謝你

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幫我發現霸凌問題 並適當處理

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完全不偏袒自己女兒 真是公平

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對吧

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-是這樣嗎 -什麼

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妳那什麼態度 沒禮貌

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霸凌…

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是絕不能被原諒的 對吧

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沒錯 正是如此

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-關於我們這間學校 -什麼

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跟包含三角形在內的多邊形

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-妳在說什麼 -兩者的共通點為何

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什麼意思

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(註:日文中"邊 角"與"變革"皆為"HENKAKU")
兩者都需要變革

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什麼

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第2學期請多指教

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什麼

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等一下 我不懂妳說的話

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妳說多邊形跟變革 是什麼意思

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等等 校長

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咦

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那是什麼

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就是變革

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所以邊跟角又怎麼了

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-算了 -妳當我白痴嗎

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第2學期今天正式開始

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因此本校的…

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Beauty…

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-President -沒錯

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Please welcome

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讓我們有請校長

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歡迎她大駕光臨

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奇怪

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是拉門嗎

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-是這樣吧 -對 是平拉的

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熱烈歡迎

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吵死了 我又不是武將

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還演這麼好 真是夠了

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小的不勝感激

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讓我說話

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首先 我不在的期間給各位添麻煩了

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沒有啦 才沒這回事

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-所以呢 -什麼

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這段期間你們做了什麼

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成績完全沒有進步

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在報告書上

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又只有不知是真是假 表面應付的紀錄

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到了最後 甚至出現被霸凌的學生

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太沒用了

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沒用到都要笑出來了

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快點 一起笑

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跟著笑…

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既然如此

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我們改變方針吧

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請問是什麼方針

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首先是紛紛退學

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什麼意思

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-不是這樣 -不要鬧了

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你們連紛紛退學 都不知道嗎

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就是紛紛退學嘛

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就是這樣"啪啪啪"地退學嘛

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-什麼 -妳完全沒說明到

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校長選我 我來說明何謂紛紛退學

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之後要讓引起問題的學生 通通都退學

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回答正確

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尤其是0班的學生

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那些孩子 每個都岌岌可危

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可是這麼做…

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什麼

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什麼都沒有

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-怎麼了 -妳不舒服嗎

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-快說啊 -妳的拿手好戲呢

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噓什麼

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還有教職員丟丟

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教職員丟丟…

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教職員丟丟嗎

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選我選我

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你想幹嘛 我丟…好痛

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讓我回答問題

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紛紛退學…

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-我知道 -紛紛退學回答過了

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問題學生的班導

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要負連帶責任 毫不留情地丟掉

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-可惡 -是這個意思吧

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-非常正確 -還我回答機會

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-謝謝你 -這種做法真不講理

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而且對0班的班導很不利

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妳有什麼企圖

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怎麼了

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為何咄咄逼人

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-我只是提出疑問 -怎麼了嗎

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-沒怎樣 你都不覺得奇怪嗎 -原來如此

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也就是說 你們兩位…

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-打算要辭職 對吧 -什麼…

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你們不想遵循我的作法吧

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真是短暫的相聚 再見了

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-不對 -再見

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要紛紛還是丟丟 都隨便妳

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-你會遵從吧 -沒問題

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因為我的班級管理很完美

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我明白了

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那加油喔 我很看好你們

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情侶老師組

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-什麼… -什麼情侶老師組

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校長 我嚴正反對這個叫法

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這是我的台詞

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-我才要抗議 -校長

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-對吧 -我問妳

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妳這個不是很貴嗎

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是嗎

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這是我爸買的 我不清楚

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父母有錢真好

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才沒這回事

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真好…

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雖然學校很無聊

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-唯一的好處 就是能看到大杉 -話說

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她是晚上玩太兇才調來0班的吧

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-對啊 -一定很隨便

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那都是偏見 就憑妳們

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才贏不了她…

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煩死了 閉嘴

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妳們才不會贏…

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-夠了沒 -我聽了都要吐了

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-有夠不舒服 -超噁的 噁心死了

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男生都好喜歡美波

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難道我不可愛嗎

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什麼 沒有啦

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不對 我不是說妳不可愛

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-我是說… -你在慌什麼啊 噁心

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這罵得有點過分了吧

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-噁心 -我才不噁心

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誰噁心了

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早安

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幹嘛跟他們說話

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起立

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立正 敬禮

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坐下

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給我聽好

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絕對…

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咦…

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-老師… -死了嗎

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不准闖禍

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暑假結束 第一句就說這個嗎

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發生什麼事了嗎

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這是校長的命令

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0班學生一旦引起問題 就立刻退學

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老師也要負連帶責任

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居然跟你們這群傢伙是命運共同體

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真的是 Jesus

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-那是什麼 -怎麼了嗎

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難道你覺得這動作很帥嗎

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-Jesus -別再做了

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-不帥嗎 -老師你再做一次

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-不要拍 -Jesus

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-照片不能公開 -別管Jesus了

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-不要引起問題 Jesus -是你先開始的吧

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《Billion × School 富翁教師》

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喂

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聽到沒

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喂…

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你光說"喂"誰知道在叫誰

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叫主任啊 混蛋

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當我是傭人嗎 白痴

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為何是你 那男的呢

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-你說內卷嗎 -對

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他辭職了

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什麼

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害我要來做他的工作

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不過…

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只要校長能開心就好了

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接著掃樓梯囉

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加賀美老師

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怎麼了

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什麼事

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跟我來一下

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奇怪 妳幹嘛生氣

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-我做了什麼嗎 -快過來

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真是的

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-妳誤會了 -什麼

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說妳很懷舊婦女風的是芹澤

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不要亂栽贓

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奇怪

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發生什麼問題了嗎

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自己說啊 快點

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好

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其實…

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我現在有鎖定的對象

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妳這傢伙

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是狙擊手吧

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目標不是我吧

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"趴地一聲 狙擊你的心"

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-"嗚啦啦 嗚啦啦" -怎麼了

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"嗚啦嗚啦咧"

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來"嗚啦啦 嗚啦啦"

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"嗚啦嗚啦咧…"

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這是在幹嘛

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"嗚啦啦"妳也來跳

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夠了 別把我捲進來

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一臉厭惡 沒在裝的

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真抱歉

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麻煩妳了

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-是要說什麼 -我的愛情故事

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對耶

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後面讓妳自己說明清楚

240
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-好 -還在嗨唱什麼"嗚啦啦"啊

241
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快給他啊

242
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快點去

243
00:09:51,867 --> 00:09:55,367
他是神樂高中的花井步夢

244
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(給花井)
她們倆也一起幫忙

245
00:09:56,467 --> 00:09:57,467
她們倆也一起幫忙

246
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我才終於跟他交換到LINE

247
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,600
可是花井條件太好了

248
00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:04,100
有很多人喜歡他

249
00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:08,167
不對花井出手 是神樂的規則

250
00:10:08,167 --> 00:10:10,100
外校的怎麼能來攪亂

251
00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:11,500
醜女在嫉妒人家嗎

252
00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,067
妳們是贏不了美波的

253
00:10:13,067 --> 00:10:13,667
什麼…

254
00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:15,633
妳們在講什麼屁話

255
00:10:15,633 --> 00:10:17,300
好了 都別吵

256
00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:19,400
要是瘀青了 就很難治好

257
00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:20,767
妳誰啊 老太婆

258
00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:22,833
我是誰不重要 妳們別吵了

259
00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:24,267
滾回去啦 大媽

260
00:10:24,267 --> 00:10:26,867
居然叫我大媽

261
00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:29,733
在妳們眼中 我的確像個大媽吧

262
00:10:29,733 --> 00:10:33,267
在江戶時代 大媽就跟阿嬤差不多了

263
00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:35,267
臭丫頭 妳們膽子挺大的嘛

264
00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:38,767
我可是四中有名的骨折瘋牛

265
00:10:38,767 --> 00:10:41,900
想用這個穿個牛鼻環的就給我過來

266
00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:43,600
這些孩子吵得可兇了

267
00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,567
吵的只有妳而已吧

268
00:10:45,567 --> 00:10:47,433
妳幹嘛一直針對我

269
00:10:47,433 --> 00:10:50,367
無論如何 幸好只是這種無聊的事

270
00:10:50,367 --> 00:10:52,567
戀愛只是一種錯覺

271
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為了錯覺起爭執還被退學 也太蠢了

272
00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,800
現在馬上給我停止

273
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完畢

274
00:11:00,167 --> 00:11:01,333
-什麼… -怎麼了

275
00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:02,467
他在說什麼

276
00:11:02,467 --> 00:11:04,167
老師你沒談過戀愛嗎

277
00:11:04,167 --> 00:11:05,567
我才不會迷失在錯覺裡

278
00:11:05,567 --> 00:11:07,767
老師難道是櫻桃魔法師嗎

279
00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:10,233
-什麼魔法師 -好可愛…

280
00:11:10,233 --> 00:11:11,500
我哪裡可愛了

281
00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:14,100
聽我說 戀愛可不是玩玩而已

282
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:16,967
是賭上女人自尊的決一死戰

283
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:19,000
-就是說啊 -老師真懂

284
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,867
-就是這樣 -沒錯 我懂

285
00:11:20,867 --> 00:11:22,567
-就是這樣沒錯 -妳根本不懂吧

286
00:11:22,567 --> 00:11:24,567
-絕對不懂 -我會加油

287
00:11:24,567 --> 00:11:26,633
妳們找我來 不是為了阻止吵架嗎

288
00:11:26,633 --> 00:11:28,467
我改變主意了

289
00:11:28,467 --> 00:11:30,200
從現在開始

290
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,400
就是戀愛的全面戰爭

291
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,667
愛的戰爭 2024年

292
00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:36,233
好耶…

293
00:11:36,233 --> 00:11:37,233
妳是我這邊的吧

294
00:11:37,233 --> 00:11:38,700
不是 我是這邊的

295
00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:39,800
-妳說什麼 -我是愛情傳教士

296
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:40,900
那什麼東西

297
00:11:42,967 --> 00:11:44,600
妳是怎樣

298
00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:50,067
我趁這個暑假 試著開始當乖小孩

299
00:11:50,067 --> 00:11:51,133
就像這樣吧

300
00:11:51,133 --> 00:11:52,400
別開玩笑

301
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,133
我沒在開玩笑

302
00:12:00,467 --> 00:12:02,433
說真的

303
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,800
那種無聊的事情就別再做了吧

304
00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:18,200
妳被加賀美抓到把柄了嗎

305
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:23,100
我是為了自己

306
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,500
妳什麼都不懂

307
00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:38,833
居然相信老師

308
00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:50,500
這樣看來

309
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,967
我們不能繼續當朋友了

310
00:12:59,633 --> 00:13:01,033
掰掰

311
00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:18,967
不要離開我

312
00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:27,367
我知道

313
00:13:34,533 --> 00:13:36,167
愚蠢至極

314
00:13:36,167 --> 00:13:39,067
國高中生很常遇到感情問題

315
00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:40,767
我覺得能收集到很棒的資料

316
00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:43,133
也就是說 妳能解決嗎

317
00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:45,600
-當然 -得救了

318
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,933
誰叫這次祕書 完全派不上用場

319
00:13:48,933 --> 00:13:50,800
-什麼 -那種愛來愛去的

320
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,633
應該是女人最擅長的吧

321
00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:54,300
-可是這傢伙… -好了

322
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,033
這種話太過頭了

323
00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:57,567
你在說什麼

324
00:13:57,567 --> 00:13:59,467
社長 你還好意思說嗎

325
00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:00,467
什麼意思

326
00:14:00,467 --> 00:14:03,400
我從小就一直在照顧你

327
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:06,767
請問我哪來的時間談戀愛 你說啊

328
00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:07,967
誰知道

329
00:14:07,967 --> 00:14:10,633
我可不記得有求妳照顧我

330
00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:12,567
我是被你雇用才在這裡的

331
00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:15,200
那妳就給我更尊敬雇主一點

332
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,600
原來如此 我懂了

333
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,500
-什麼 -所以你才會巴結校長

334
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,467
什麼 我何時巴結過她

335
00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:23,733
不要吵架

336
00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:27,467
之前也是 還稱讚她經營方針很棒

337
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,567
平常跩得要死 為何對那種人低頭

338
00:14:29,567 --> 00:14:32,033
妳對校長的態度很奇怪

339
00:14:32,033 --> 00:14:33,200
為什麼要一直頂撞她

340
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:36,433
我是在說會長才剛過世不久 你真沒骨氣

341
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:50,333
妳說我爸什麼

342
00:14:51,633 --> 00:14:53,100
怎樣

343
00:14:59,033 --> 00:15:01,700
我在問妳說我爸怎樣了

344
00:15:02,233 --> 00:15:03,567
說啊

345
00:15:10,433 --> 00:15:12,067
難道說

346
00:15:14,267 --> 00:15:17,333
妳搞不清楚什麼話能說 什麼話不能說嗎

347
00:15:17,933 --> 00:15:19,700
真的很抱歉

348
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,933
妳今天可以先回去了

349
00:15:27,367 --> 00:15:28,900
失陪了

350
00:15:31,633 --> 00:15:32,967
-等一下 -別管她

351
00:15:32,967 --> 00:15:34,633
等等 一花

352
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:43,267
你們兩個 總是在吵架

353
00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:47,233
一花

354
00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,567
問題…

355
00:15:52,767 --> 00:15:54,500
出在妳身上

356
00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:01,267
祕書的工作 現在AI也能處理

357
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:06,567
AI西裝完成以後 也不需要保鑣了

358
00:16:06,567 --> 00:16:08,800
對加賀美來說

359
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:12,733
就算沒有妳 他也不痛不癢

360
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,233
一花

361
00:16:17,567 --> 00:16:20,433
妳要先掂掂自己斤兩再說話

362
00:16:30,633 --> 00:16:32,400
說得真好

363
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,100
真不愧是TEACH

364
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:37,200
論點真是一針見血

365
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,100
我知道了

366
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:40,900
我會掂掂自己斤兩的

367
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,067
妳的對手很多

368
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:18,933
就像有許多買家 為了唯一的產品起爭執

369
00:17:18,933 --> 00:17:20,833
解決方法有兩種

370
00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:24,367
把產品價值拉低 或將所有權歸給某人

371
00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:26,100
等一下 什麼意思

372
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:27,833
你可以用雞蛋來說明嗎

373
00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:28,867
-雞蛋嗎 -比較好懂

374
00:17:28,867 --> 00:17:30,367
要怎麼做

375
00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:31,767
約他去這裡

376
00:17:31,767 --> 00:17:34,700
"高3情侶免費招待派對"

377
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:36,633
等等 這場地超高級的吧

378
00:17:36,633 --> 00:17:37,633
(場地:K皇家大飯店)
是嗎

379
00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:42,300
只要不好高騖遠 目標達成率就能飆升

380
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:44,600
我就是為此準備的 感謝我吧

381
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:45,600
愛情這種東西

382
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:49,333
我會證明 那只是堆疊出來的錯覺

383
00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:51,333
-怎麼回事 -什麼意思

384
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:53,000
你能用雞蛋舉例嗎

385
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,300
-非雞蛋不可嗎 -對

386
00:18:01,633 --> 00:18:03,433
(高3情侶免費招待派對)
真好耶

387
00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:04,133
(高3情侶免費招待派對)
我也希望有人約我

388
00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:05,733
我也希望有人約我

389
00:18:05,733 --> 00:18:08,933
妳指的那個人是誰

390
00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:11,100
我想想…

391
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:16,100
日下部之類的

392
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,767
誰啊 那傢伙是誰

393
00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:19,367
你為什麼不認識

394
00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:20,333
他就在那裡啊

395
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,533
就是他啊

396
00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:24,267
為什麼

397
00:18:24,267 --> 00:18:27,167
因為他是班上最帥的啊

398
00:18:27,167 --> 00:18:30,200
現在誰還會留棕色長髮啊

399
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,867
-你有資格說嗎 -好痛 很痛啦

400
00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:35,000
你去幫我問他 有要跟誰去派對嗎

401
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,567
-我嗎 -對

402
00:18:36,567 --> 00:18:37,933
我們沒說過話耶

403
00:18:37,933 --> 00:18:39,900
沒問題 我幫妳問吧

404
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,900
包在我身上

405
00:18:42,867 --> 00:18:44,000
喂

406
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,000
那個…

407
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,467
-金指嗎 -我是日下部

408
00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:49,700
那是誰啊

409
00:18:50,467 --> 00:18:51,967
你有要跟誰去派對嗎

410
00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:54,200
-什麼 -你有沒有女友

411
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,433
-什麼啦 -快說你有

412
00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:58,900
我有事要跟你說

413
00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:00,067
什麼

414
00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:01,800
你喜歡大杉美波嗎…

415
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,200
不要一起大聲複誦

416
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:06,167
傻眼 你也是美波派嗎

417
00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:07,767
我從小學就喜歡她

418
00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:09,733
-這麼久嗎 -太純情了吧

419
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:11,667
好專情喔 甜死了

420
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:14,267
你跟我是同類型的吧

421
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:18,433
但認識這麼久 反而很難有進一步發展吧

422
00:19:18,433 --> 00:19:19,800
所以啊

423
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,633
我才想藉此 讓你們幫我想辦法

424
00:19:22,633 --> 00:19:25,367
你不如直接尋找下一段戀情吧

425
00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:29,100
等等 先等一下

426
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:30,933
我說那個…

427
00:19:30,933 --> 00:19:32,367
-我們會幫你 -什麼

428
00:19:32,367 --> 00:19:35,100
我絕對會撮合你們

429
00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:37,700
除了大杉以外 你不准看上任何人

430
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:40,100
你就安靜把眼睛閉上

431
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:42,267
你幹嘛這麼激動

432
00:19:42,267 --> 00:19:44,300
-因為我們是朋友 -什麼

433
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,367
-你根本不知道他名字 -我知道

434
00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:47,433
那他姓什麼

435
00:19:47,433 --> 00:19:48,667
-金指 -錯了

436
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:50,367
不然他姓什麼

437
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,767
-不是金指嗎 -不是

438
00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:55,400
你們究竟在打什麼算盤

439
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,733
芹澤 妳跟這件事無關嗎

440
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,833
-是 -真抱歉

441
00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:05,633
我以為你們總是會黏在一起

442
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:09,167
你們吵架了嗎

443
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,333
-沒有 -有吧

444
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,033
-才沒有 -還吵得很兇

445
00:20:12,033 --> 00:20:13,300
我們沒吵架

446
00:20:13,633 --> 00:20:15,367
TEACH 作戰開始

447
00:20:15,367 --> 00:20:16,500
請下指令

448
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,400
收到

449
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,767
我們…

450
00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:26,433
好像又被捲進奇怪的事情了

451
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:28,533
話說

452
00:20:29,233 --> 00:20:30,667
這次作戰

453
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:33,400
要是成功了

454
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:38,500
我們也要去嗎

455
00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:40,033
什麼

456
00:20:40,033 --> 00:20:41,333
就是…

457
00:20:42,467 --> 00:20:43,800
那個派對

458
00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:47,400
我…

459
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,800
那個…

460
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,000
"目標來了 做好準備"

461
00:20:56,033 --> 00:20:57,467
首先是溫莎效應

462
00:20:57,467 --> 00:21:00,333
透過第三者的稱讚 提升好感

463
00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:05,767
繪都的大杉美波 人很不錯吧

464
00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:07,233
是啊

465
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:10,100
很善解人意 大家都很依賴她

466
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:13,400
而且很愛乾淨 垃圾分類也很認真

467
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,200
聽說她還常去當義工

468
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,867
真的嗎 太完美了

469
00:21:18,867 --> 00:21:20,433
對啊…

470
00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:27,633
下午3點42分時

471
00:21:27,633 --> 00:21:30,400
記得喝著水果歐蕾 到天橋上來

472
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,867
什麼意思

473
00:21:32,367 --> 00:21:33,933
接著是共時性

474
00:21:33,933 --> 00:21:36,100
透過巧遇 創造命中注定感

475
00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:37,667
哎呀…

476
00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:39,100
一樣…

477
00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:40,133
(水果歐蕾)

478
00:21:46,967 --> 00:21:48,533
妳還好嗎…

479
00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:50,400
不好意思 謝謝你們

480
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,400
妳站得起來嗎

481
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,133
妳有沒有受傷

482
00:21:53,133 --> 00:21:54,033
對了

483
00:21:54,033 --> 00:21:56,367
這個給你們

484
00:21:56,367 --> 00:21:57,333
-什麼 -再見

485
00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:58,867
-等一下 -等等 這是…

486
00:21:59,233 --> 00:22:00,567
這是餐券

487
00:22:00,567 --> 00:22:02,100
(約台幣2220元)
一萬元耶

488
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:11,800
之前我們還講過電話

489
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,000
他聲音超好聽的

490
00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:16,900
女孩子啊

491
00:22:19,133 --> 00:22:21,400
只要被不經意地稱讚

492
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,400
就會心動

493
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,600
-我戳 -好燙

494
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,467
-很棒耶 -真的嗎

495
00:22:28,533 --> 00:22:30,433
髮型很適合妳

496
00:22:33,367 --> 00:22:34,433
奇怪

497
00:22:36,233 --> 00:22:38,733
傻眼 太不經意了 完全沒被發現

498
00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:40,600
真會吐嘈 可以進吉本了

499
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:41,767
誰是搞笑藝人啊

500
00:22:41,767 --> 00:22:42,867
太讚了

501
00:22:42,867 --> 00:22:44,067
真是夠了你

502
00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:50,133
果然還是要靠反差

503
00:22:50,133 --> 00:22:52,200
反差…

504
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:55,867
那種痞痞的樣子卻在掃地 會很心動吧

505
00:22:55,867 --> 00:22:58,367
-天啊 -真的假的

506
00:22:58,367 --> 00:22:59,900
-妳可以嗎 -可以

507
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,400
走吧

508
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:04,400
其實我平常也會打掃

509
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,267
我來幫你

510
00:23:05,267 --> 00:23:07,833
-你幹嘛 -他在做什麼

511
00:23:07,833 --> 00:23:09,067
-借我一下 -你別搶

512
00:23:09,067 --> 00:23:10,367
-好了啦 放手 -我不掃還有意義嗎

513
00:23:10,367 --> 00:23:12,300
這不是紺野跟日下部嗎

514
00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:14,000
天啊 他們在幹嘛

515
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,667
-為什麼在搶垃圾 -讓我來

516
00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:22,800
走吧

517
00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:28,300
努力都白費了

518
00:23:29,567 --> 00:23:32,233
你到底在幹嘛 白痴

519
00:23:32,233 --> 00:23:33,567
好痛

520
00:23:33,567 --> 00:23:34,800
太離譜了

521
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,233
這要我做才行啊

522
00:23:36,233 --> 00:23:38,267
-大蠢蛋 -臭小子

523
00:23:42,367 --> 00:23:43,767
(高3情侶免費招待派對)
歡迎光臨

524
00:23:43,767 --> 00:23:45,800
小姐 請參考看看

525
00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:48,533
原來妳爸爸在外商工作

526
00:23:48,533 --> 00:23:51,667
是啊 所以他經常不在家

527
00:23:51,667 --> 00:23:52,667
很自由 很好啊

528
00:23:52,667 --> 00:23:54,067
才沒有 我很寂寞

529
00:23:54,067 --> 00:23:56,133
我很愛跟家人在一起

530
00:23:56,133 --> 00:23:57,633
氣氛很好耶

531
00:23:57,633 --> 00:23:59,833
是嗎 我是不懂

532
00:23:59,833 --> 00:24:01,033
不過…

533
00:24:01,033 --> 00:24:02,567
妳怎麼點了這麼貴的

534
00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:04,900
-感受氣氛嘛 -氣氛嗎 妳又不能吃

535
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:06,300
妳在幹嘛

536
00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:08,467
-好香 -妳又聞不到

537
00:24:08,467 --> 00:24:10,033
-什麼都沒聞到 -我想也是

538
00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:11,800
因為我沒幫妳設定嗅覺的功能

539
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,300
對了 是說你們繪都學園

540
00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:16,500
有個很糟的班級 是3年0班吧

541
00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:17,600
是啊 沒錯

542
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,033
妳有朋友在那班嗎

543
00:24:19,033 --> 00:24:20,667
當然沒有

544
00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:23,900
一般學生是不會被踢到那種班級的

545
00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:25,300
-是嗎 -對

546
00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:27,900
那差不多該進入重頭戲了吧

547
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:30,633
-什麼重頭戲 -最後的手段是吊橋效應

548
00:24:30,633 --> 00:24:33,233
將恐懼造成的心跳加速 當成戀愛的心動感

549
00:24:33,233 --> 00:24:34,833
就用這個經典的技巧來收尾

550
00:24:34,833 --> 00:24:36,167
是喔

551
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:40,467
對了

552
00:24:40,467 --> 00:24:42,367
還沒決定怎麼稱呼妳

553
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,667
對耶 沒錯

554
00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:48,467
那麼…

555
00:24:48,467 --> 00:24:50,700
我可以叫妳公主嗎

556
00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:52,600
咦 可是我叫美波耶

557
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,233
總覺得妳很有公主的氣質

558
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,233
才沒有

559
00:24:57,233 --> 00:24:58,933
很榮幸能遇見妳

560
00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:02,700
別這樣 很害羞耶

561
00:25:04,467 --> 00:25:06,633
"火災發生…"

562
00:25:06,633 --> 00:25:08,733
發生火災了 請趕快逃生

563
00:25:08,733 --> 00:25:09,567
不會吧…

564
00:25:09,567 --> 00:25:12,133
-失火了 快跑 -天啊 我們快走

565
00:25:12,133 --> 00:25:13,667
快點逃生 往這裡

566
00:25:13,667 --> 00:25:15,967
來 走這邊 趕快離開

567
00:25:17,667 --> 00:25:18,900
走這裡

568
00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:20,467
快點過來這邊

569
00:25:22,433 --> 00:25:25,233
聽我說 火勢已經往這裡逼近了

570
00:25:25,233 --> 00:25:27,633
所以請你們從這裡下去

571
00:25:28,967 --> 00:25:30,600
真的假的…

572
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:31,933
你就直球告白看看啊

573
00:25:31,933 --> 00:25:34,067
-這樣搞不好最令人心動 -可是…

574
00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:36,467
直球不是投球嗎

575
00:25:36,467 --> 00:25:38,033
不覺得很吵雜嗎

576
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,267
沒事的 放心

577
00:25:40,267 --> 00:25:41,933
你們快點一起下去

578
00:25:41,933 --> 00:25:43,533
-是美波 -好了 動作快

579
00:25:43,533 --> 00:25:45,133
-快下去 -不是吧

580
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,600
走吧

581
00:25:58,233 --> 00:25:59,567
記得要牽手

582
00:25:59,567 --> 00:26:01,567
牽著手溜下去

583
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,400
預備…

584
00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:14,133
天啊

585
00:26:18,367 --> 00:26:20,333
得救了

586
00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:22,433
-太好了 -沒事了

587
00:26:22,433 --> 00:26:24,600
我還以為肯定完蛋了

588
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:34,433
那邊的朋友 要不要一同參與

589
00:26:34,433 --> 00:26:35,967
梅野 就是現在

590
00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:38,833
(立刻邀約 就是現在)

591
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:44,967
花井

592
00:26:44,967 --> 00:26:46,600
什麼事

593
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,300
你知道這個派對嗎

594
00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:50,500
這個啊 知道

595
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:53,700
方便的話

596
00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:57,233
你願不願意和我一起參加

597
00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:04,633
我很樂意陪妳去

598
00:27:04,633 --> 00:27:06,067
公主

599
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,933
恭喜你們

600
00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:19,500
謝謝大家

601
00:27:20,633 --> 00:27:21,800
成功了

602
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,500
耶…

603
00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:25,067
天啊 好猛

604
00:27:25,067 --> 00:27:26,033
TEACH

605
00:27:26,033 --> 00:27:28,300
我想請妳幫我調查一件事

606
00:27:30,767 --> 00:27:32,467
大杉美波

607
00:27:34,167 --> 00:27:35,333
老師

608
00:27:35,333 --> 00:27:37,533
謝謝你幫這麼多忙 事情很順利

609
00:27:37,533 --> 00:27:38,900
妳這傢伙

610
00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:40,700
是打算要騙婚嗎

611
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:42,000
什麼

612
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,167
不管是班級 家庭 還是父母

613
00:27:45,167 --> 00:27:46,767
資料全都是假的

614
00:27:46,767 --> 00:27:49,700
我可不想幫助一個騙子

615
00:27:51,100 --> 00:27:53,367
-你反應太大了 -哪有

616
00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:54,933
可惡

617
00:27:54,933 --> 00:27:58,867
看妳戴著假貨炫耀時 我就該發現了

618
00:27:58,867 --> 00:28:01,267
有什麼辦法 我就沒半個優點啊

619
00:28:01,267 --> 00:28:03,367
妳現在直接擺爛 還給我跩起來了

620
00:28:03,367 --> 00:28:05,800
-在那邊裝 -煩死了

621
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,733
我可是有人設的

622
00:28:07,733 --> 00:28:09,033
什麼鬼人設

623
00:28:09,033 --> 00:28:12,200
不僅可愛又溫柔 還很有錢

624
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,767
這就是我的人設

625
00:28:13,767 --> 00:28:16,167
真正的我 和這種人設根本不搭

626
00:28:16,167 --> 00:28:18,900
妳說跟自己不搭 是什麼意思

627
00:28:18,900 --> 00:28:21,967
你要是說出去 我就爆料你是魔法師

628
00:28:21,967 --> 00:28:23,133
什麼 喂

629
00:28:23,133 --> 00:28:25,567
魔法師到底是什麼意思 給我講清楚

630
00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:29,700
喂 妳那不懷好意的回眸是怎樣

631
00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:30,667
站住

632
00:28:52,633 --> 00:28:54,967
真是的 被他折騰這麼久

633
00:28:54,967 --> 00:28:57,667
是時候讓他瞧瞧我的厲害了

634
00:28:58,967 --> 00:29:01,033
還是妳去揭發他職場霸凌

635
00:29:01,033 --> 00:29:03,567
沒有啦 我可沒說是職場霸凌

636
00:29:03,567 --> 00:29:07,367
怎麼看都是職場霸凌啊 他又那麼怪

637
00:29:07,367 --> 00:29:08,700
他也有性騷擾妳吧

638
00:29:08,700 --> 00:29:11,400
不要亂說 這點我敢保證沒有

639
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,300
是說他雖然怪 但還是知道分寸的

640
00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:16,600
不過他還是很討人厭

641
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:17,833
該怎麼講…

642
00:29:17,833 --> 00:29:20,367
雖然他看似這個樣子

643
00:29:20,367 --> 00:29:23,800
但在他內心的極深之處

644
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,833
還是保有溫柔與善良的

645
00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:30,200
不會吧

646
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,700
怎麼了

647
00:29:32,667 --> 00:29:34,500
妳喜歡他吧

648
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:36,533
-怎麼可能 -還嘴硬

649
00:29:36,533 --> 00:29:37,967
妳根本就喜歡人家

650
00:29:37,967 --> 00:29:39,533
-妳肯定喜歡他 -不可能

651
00:29:39,533 --> 00:29:41,167
我對他不是這種感覺

652
00:29:41,167 --> 00:29:42,433
妳只是在說服自己吧

653
00:29:42,433 --> 00:29:44,600
-手是怎樣 還這樣左右動 -不是

654
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,600
我們的情況滿複雜的

655
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,467
是嗎 這樣啊

656
00:29:52,167 --> 00:29:55,133
我該怎麼做才好

657
00:29:58,167 --> 00:30:00,800
這取決於妳到底想怎麼做吧

658
00:30:04,767 --> 00:30:06,600
我是不知道啦

659
00:30:09,233 --> 00:30:10,367
哎呀

660
00:30:10,367 --> 00:30:12,667
美波說進展很順利 妳看

661
00:30:12,667 --> 00:30:14,367
我們建了一個LINE群組

662
00:30:14,367 --> 00:30:16,467
而且群組名稱是"戀愛同盟"

663
00:30:16,467 --> 00:30:17,500
好俗喔

664
00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:19,867
妳看一下這個

665
00:30:19,867 --> 00:30:22,833
"他說我很像公主 就決定叫我公主了"

666
00:30:22,833 --> 00:30:25,533
-她這樣講 -天啊 戀愛的酸甜

667
00:30:25,533 --> 00:30:26,700
好羨慕喔

668
00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:29,400
堺老師 妳沒有戀愛對象嗎

669
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,067
才沒有咧

670
00:30:31,633 --> 00:30:34,167
之前是有個這樣的對象

671
00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:35,367
什麼意思

672
00:30:35,367 --> 00:30:37,000
怎麼 看不懂嗎

673
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000
就是他劈腿偷吃啊

674
00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:42,367
那小鬼竟然把我叫成"茱利亞"

675
00:30:42,367 --> 00:30:45,033
這什麼老套的破功方式啊

676
00:30:45,033 --> 00:30:46,800
再說茱利亞是什麼鬼

677
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:51,367
怎樣才能把茱利亞跟宮子搞混 他白痴吧

678
00:30:51,367 --> 00:30:54,133
給我去死吧 老闆再來8串烤雞皮

679
00:30:54,133 --> 00:30:58,100
那天之後 一花就真的沒再露面了

680
00:30:58,733 --> 00:31:01,333
不知道該不該說她無情

681
00:31:02,067 --> 00:31:04,533
她還是會去上班 不要緊

682
00:31:04,533 --> 00:31:06,100
她搞不好打算背叛你

683
00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:08,000
她才不是這種人

684
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,400
她那麼愛頂撞你

685
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:10,733
還是保持警惕比較好吧

686
00:31:10,733 --> 00:31:12,733
妳一點都不懂

687
00:31:16,033 --> 00:31:18,800
沒人能像她一樣 這麼為我著想了

688
00:31:23,667 --> 00:31:25,400
我的確不懂

689
00:31:26,333 --> 00:31:28,267
畢竟我是AI

690
00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:43,367
一定要心裡小鹿亂撞才行啊

691
00:31:43,367 --> 00:31:45,700
所以到底是怎樣撞

692
00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:52,133
日下部 大家想說一起去派對

693
00:31:52,133 --> 00:31:53,567
要不要一起去

694
00:31:56,667 --> 00:31:57,833
我就算了吧

695
00:31:57,833 --> 00:31:59,367
這種時候 就要爽快答應啊

696
00:31:59,367 --> 00:32:00,800
抱歉

697
00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:06,600
喂

698
00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:10,567
我有個朋友讀神樂高中

699
00:32:10,567 --> 00:32:12,633
他給我看了很有意思的東西

700
00:32:31,033 --> 00:32:34,533
是說進場時 你們打算怎麼分組

701
00:32:34,533 --> 00:32:37,533
這種場合 當然要由男方主動邀約吧

702
00:32:37,533 --> 00:32:39,367
-對吧 姬香 -什麼

703
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,033
是啊

704
00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:47,733
我知道了 那用猜拳來決定如何

705
00:32:47,733 --> 00:32:50,167
-才不要 無聊死了 -別想 誰要啊

706
00:32:50,867 --> 00:32:54,600
"開放入場前 還請稍候片刻"

707
00:33:05,433 --> 00:33:07,300
美波在看我們

708
00:33:07,300 --> 00:33:08,800
-要讓她加入嗎 -不要

709
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,667
她那麼討人厭

710
00:33:10,667 --> 00:33:12,033
她臉一直都很臭吧

711
00:33:12,033 --> 00:33:14,767
以為自己很可愛 真是自我感覺良好

712
00:33:19,633 --> 00:33:21,733
妳的便服一定都很時髦吧

713
00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:24,533
-有嗎 -要是很土 才令人震驚吧

714
00:33:24,533 --> 00:33:26,400
而且妳應該是千金小姐吧

715
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,800
妳家裡長怎樣

716
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,600
她跟廉價住宅很不搭吧

717
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,033
肯定不適合

718
00:33:31,033 --> 00:33:32,333
妳家一定很大吧

719
00:33:32,333 --> 00:33:33,767
屋子是白色的嗎 還是金色

720
00:33:33,767 --> 00:33:36,800
白色的吧 潔白又寬敞

721
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:37,833
還有水晶吊燈吧

722
00:33:37,833 --> 00:33:39,400
哇 吊燈嗎

723
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,867
公主

724
00:33:43,933 --> 00:33:45,600
妳的洋裝好漂亮

725
00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:47,600
謝謝你

726
00:33:49,033 --> 00:33:50,767
美波

727
00:33:53,167 --> 00:33:54,700
你怎麼來了

728
00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:57,067
不要去

729
00:33:57,733 --> 00:33:59,400
你在說什麼

730
00:34:02,467 --> 00:34:03,933
-你幹嘛 -好戲來了

731
00:34:03,933 --> 00:34:05,367
等一下

732
00:34:05,367 --> 00:34:07,833
他怎麼可能默不作聲

733
00:34:07,833 --> 00:34:09,667
不要這樣

734
00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:12,600
這傢伙才不是什麼好人

735
00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:15,333
我問你

736
00:34:15,333 --> 00:34:17,600
你喜歡她嗎

737
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,000
什麼鬼

738
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,433
你是想阻撓我們 才說這種話的吧

739
00:34:21,933 --> 00:34:23,733
你搞錯狀況了吧

740
00:34:23,733 --> 00:34:25,800
怎麼想都是這樣

741
00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:27,933
有夠惡劣

742
00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:31,867
你不要再來跟我搭話了

743
00:34:31,867 --> 00:34:33,167
走吧

744
00:34:35,233 --> 00:34:36,267
好

745
00:34:44,867 --> 00:34:45,933
(高3情侶免費招待派對)

746
00:34:46,833 --> 00:34:48,100
他們來了

747
00:34:48,100 --> 00:34:49,100
對啊

748
00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:50,367
-好期待 -就是啊

749
00:34:50,367 --> 00:34:52,467
我都興奮起來了

750
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:58,433
喂

751
00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:01,133
-該死的王八蛋 -別動手

752
00:35:01,133 --> 00:35:02,167
好痛

753
00:35:02,167 --> 00:35:03,433
你心知肚明吧

754
00:35:03,433 --> 00:35:04,700
-別這樣 -快打

755
00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:05,633
-住手 -別打了

756
00:35:05,633 --> 00:35:07,067
少給老子在那亂來

757
00:35:07,067 --> 00:35:11,467
歡迎各位來到…

758
00:35:12,233 --> 00:35:13,333
本場派對

759
00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:23,733
現在前排貴賓 賞我一杯喝到一半的甘酒

760
00:35:23,733 --> 00:35:24,833
真是感謝

761
00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:27,333
反正甘酒永遠都不嫌多

762
00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:30,033
好的 就如我所說的

763
00:35:30,033 --> 00:35:34,233
就讓作為代表的這一組情侶

764
00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:38,567
來對彼此說甜言蜜語如何

765
00:35:38,567 --> 00:35:40,633
光講甜言蜜語夠嗎 不夠也沒辦法了

766
00:35:40,633 --> 00:35:42,200
其他的就回家繼續

767
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,567
給我回家再說

768
00:35:44,067 --> 00:35:45,567
大庭廣眾之下 克制一點啊

769
00:35:45,567 --> 00:35:48,267
就如我所說的

770
00:35:48,267 --> 00:35:50,700
被選中的男生

771
00:35:51,433 --> 00:35:53,633
就是這一位

772
00:35:53,633 --> 00:35:55,000
花井步夢

773
00:35:57,167 --> 00:35:59,367
-什麼 -接下來是…

774
00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:01,767
他的女伴

775
00:36:02,167 --> 00:36:03,267
公主

776
00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:09,533
公主

777
00:36:11,467 --> 00:36:12,800
再一位公主

778
00:36:13,533 --> 00:36:14,867
還有一位公主

779
00:36:14,867 --> 00:36:16,333
依然是公主

780
00:36:18,933 --> 00:36:20,967
請揭開布幕

781
00:36:25,067 --> 00:36:27,167
你的甜言蜜語呢

782
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,200
真是了不起的時間管理大師

783
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,200
竟然能同時和5人交往

784
00:36:34,633 --> 00:36:37,900
而且你的危機管理 也很有一套

785
00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:40,933
竟然把我叫成"茱利亞"

786
00:36:40,933 --> 00:36:44,333
外遇因叫錯名字 而被揭穿的案例很多

787
00:36:45,033 --> 00:36:46,033
怎樣

788
00:36:46,033 --> 00:36:47,433
我是要談公事

789
00:36:50,867 --> 00:36:52,200
這是…

790
00:36:52,767 --> 00:36:54,333
-所以是什麼意思 -理解力真差

791
00:36:54,333 --> 00:36:56,267
-什麼 -為了避免被拆穿

792
00:36:56,267 --> 00:36:58,800
你便統一稱呼每個人為"公主"

793
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,200
能渣成這樣 也滿令人佩服的

794
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,900
-太扯了吧 -你在搞什麼

795
00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:05,000
究竟怎麼回事

796
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,433
不是的 聽我說

797
00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:07,800
哪裡不是了

798
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,867
-這個嘛… -你糟透了 爛人

799
00:37:09,867 --> 00:37:11,667
妳有資格指責別人嗎

800
00:37:12,533 --> 00:37:14,533
妳不也是滿口謊言嗎

801
00:37:18,833 --> 00:37:20,267
別讓他跑了

802
00:37:24,867 --> 00:37:28,067
以謊言換回來的 就只是謊言而已

803
00:37:28,067 --> 00:37:30,100
這是千古不變的道理

804
00:37:30,100 --> 00:37:31,900
煩死了

805
00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:34,733
-有什麼辦法 -因為妳沒半個優點嗎

806
00:37:34,733 --> 00:37:37,533
還是說因為妳的人設

807
00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:43,967
有夠愚蠢

808
00:37:45,333 --> 00:37:48,900
會被分到放牛班的蠢蛋

809
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:51,500
家境了不起就是中層階級

810
00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:55,000
妳是用打工錢 到處購買精品假貨的傻子

811
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,733
總是在意周遭目光 沒出息又愛慕虛榮

812
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:02,767
妳的確沒有半個優點

813
00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:08,233
別說了

814
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,467
即便如此

815
00:38:13,067 --> 00:38:15,500
還是有願意陪在妳身邊的人

816
00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:30,600
人類可不是AI

817
00:38:31,633 --> 00:38:34,633
你們每個人的缺點都多的是

818
00:38:35,467 --> 00:38:36,967
不過…

819
00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:42,333
肯定會有知道這些 還願意接受的人

820
00:38:43,633 --> 00:38:44,900
不只是說妳

821
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,467
你們幾個也是

822
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,300
而且恐怕…

823
00:38:53,133 --> 00:38:54,800
連我也一樣

824
00:38:59,833 --> 00:39:01,567
妳有沒有想過

825
00:39:02,633 --> 00:39:05,967
這種人才是妳應該來往的對象

826
00:39:07,767 --> 00:39:09,667
繼續選擇隱瞞

827
00:39:09,667 --> 00:39:12,333
妳只會一輩子都錯過對的人

828
00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:21,933
我想說…

829
00:39:25,067 --> 00:39:27,300
我也是這麼認為的

830
00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:32,600
我也是

831
00:39:35,267 --> 00:39:36,967
雖然她平常很任性

832
00:39:36,967 --> 00:39:39,633
但是內心意外地很脆弱

833
00:39:39,633 --> 00:39:41,133
即使如此

834
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,633
喜歡就是喜歡啊

835
00:39:46,633 --> 00:39:48,400
本來就是這樣吧

836
00:39:54,900 --> 00:39:56,733
可是…

837
00:39:58,167 --> 00:40:00,600
可是我這個人…

838
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:03,300
沒關係

839
00:40:07,333 --> 00:40:09,400
我很清楚妳的狀況

840
00:40:09,933 --> 00:40:12,033
而且一直都很喜歡妳

841
00:40:12,967 --> 00:40:14,533
不用擔心

842
00:40:21,233 --> 00:40:22,667
一點都不開心

843
00:40:23,833 --> 00:40:27,100
你個性孤僻 又衝動暴躁

844
00:40:28,933 --> 00:40:31,933
聽到只有臉能看的你講這種話

845
00:40:33,667 --> 00:40:35,433
我根本就不會開心

846
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,533
謝謝你

847
00:40:54,067 --> 00:40:55,933
就是姑且道個謝而已

848
00:41:00,567 --> 00:41:03,833
這就是今天的第一組情侶

849
00:41:03,833 --> 00:41:07,500
說出的甜言蜜語

850
00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:10,800
等等 我不是這個意思

851
00:41:11,667 --> 00:41:13,667
-你們誤會了 -歡迎這對情侶

852
00:41:13,667 --> 00:41:15,900
請進入會場

853
00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:17,067
很會嘛

854
00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:19,533
你們搞錯了

855
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:41,667
(高3情侶免費招待派對)

856
00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:42,767
(入場條件:入場時 對彼此說甜言蜜語)

857
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:45,667
(入場條件:入場時 請說出對方的缺點)

858
00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:47,500
看我的

859
00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:48,600
去吧

860
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:49,733
-咦 -很好

861
00:41:49,733 --> 00:41:51,000
快去吧

862
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,400
好的 下一對請上前

863
00:41:54,333 --> 00:41:55,500
快過來吧

864
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,400
你們彼此的缺點是什麼

865
00:41:59,633 --> 00:42:00,467
-什麼 -怎麼了

866
00:42:00,467 --> 00:42:01,867
就是…

867
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,900
明明就很弱

868
00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:07,767
卻經常不顧一切地胡來

869
00:42:09,233 --> 00:42:10,333
你呢

870
00:42:10,333 --> 00:42:13,567
這個嘛…我想想

871
00:42:14,567 --> 00:42:16,100
不管什麼事

872
00:42:17,233 --> 00:42:19,800
總是獨自默默承受

873
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:21,700
就算如此

874
00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:23,533
你們還是願意陪伴彼此嗎

875
00:42:26,067 --> 00:42:27,467
願意…

876
00:42:27,933 --> 00:42:30,067
歡迎入場

877
00:42:32,867 --> 00:42:34,300
趕快進去

878
00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:36,833
還是坦率一點比較好

879
00:42:36,833 --> 00:42:38,933
希望對方能珍惜自己的真心吧

880
00:42:39,433 --> 00:42:41,000
下一對請上前

881
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,833
很好

882
00:42:43,467 --> 00:42:44,733
那走吧

883
00:42:51,933 --> 00:42:54,100
我們說好若你考上東大 就去聯誼對吧

884
00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:56,100
-等等 -說吧 對方的缺點是什麼

885
00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:58,233
我來 我認為臭脾氣是他的缺點

886
00:42:58,233 --> 00:42:59,900
也是 看長相就知道了

887
00:42:59,900 --> 00:43:01,833
-那你呢 -應該是很輕浮吧

888
00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:03,667
-什麼 -看長相就知道了

889
00:43:03,667 --> 00:43:05,967
在講什麼 我哪有輕浮

890
00:43:05,967 --> 00:43:07,767
這其實是稱讚啦

891
00:43:07,767 --> 00:43:10,100
可以不要拿我當煙霧彈嗎

892
00:43:10,700 --> 00:43:12,033
什麼意思

893
00:43:12,033 --> 00:43:13,867
唉唷 妳在害羞

894
00:43:13,867 --> 00:43:16,167
-我哪有 根本不是 -有人害羞了

895
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,267
-沒關係的 -很有關係

896
00:43:19,267 --> 00:43:22,500
-來 下一對請上前 -很好 走吧

897
00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:23,833
來 說吧

898
00:43:23,833 --> 00:43:24,700
明明少根筋

899
00:43:24,700 --> 00:43:26,900
-卻在關鍵時刻退縮 -什麼鬼

900
00:43:26,900 --> 00:43:29,000
你那麼龜毛 又很容易消沉

901
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,733
而且台詞都寫得很複雜

902
00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:33,033
-是你記性差吧 -你說什麼

903
00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:36,633
那讓我來聽聽 你們喜歡對方哪點吧

904
00:43:36,633 --> 00:43:37,800
咦

905
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,200
-我想想 -是什麼

906
00:43:39,933 --> 00:43:42,233
他其實個性非常認真

907
00:43:42,233 --> 00:43:43,433
-是嗎 -別到處講

908
00:43:43,433 --> 00:43:45,100
這樣啊 我看他很激動耶

909
00:43:45,100 --> 00:43:46,367
我想跟理奈一起進去的

910
00:43:46,367 --> 00:43:48,033
-你想去新潟嗎 -我想跟理奈進去

911
00:43:48,033 --> 00:43:48,900
誰要去新潟

912
00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:50,500
想去新潟就去吧

913
00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:52,233
-走吧 -我想跟理奈進去啦

914
00:43:52,233 --> 00:43:53,400
跟理奈一起

915
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:54,833
還真有活力

916
00:43:54,833 --> 00:43:56,633
我才沒被甩

917
00:43:57,833 --> 00:43:59,867
-你就是被甩了啊 -我哪有

918
00:43:59,867 --> 00:44:00,900
不要鬧

919
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,433
是說…

920
00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:08,367
要不要去看看情況

921
00:44:10,067 --> 00:44:11,933
說得也是

922
00:44:15,133 --> 00:44:17,167
來 下一對請上前

923
00:44:17,167 --> 00:44:18,733
喂 等一下

924
00:44:18,733 --> 00:44:20,400
什麼 怎樣

925
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:21,900
我在問你們彼此的缺點

926
00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:23,267
你難道不知道我是誰嗎

927
00:44:23,267 --> 00:44:24,333
-誰在乎 -什麼

928
00:44:24,333 --> 00:44:26,200
快說對方的缺點

929
00:44:26,933 --> 00:44:28,000
說吧

930
00:44:28,733 --> 00:44:30,433
自以為是 傲慢

931
00:44:30,433 --> 00:44:31,833
-很會糟蹋人 -什麼

932
00:44:31,833 --> 00:44:34,033
再加一個動不動就吼人

933
00:44:34,033 --> 00:44:36,833
-好討厭 -是妳逼我的

934
00:44:36,833 --> 00:44:39,833
妳很愛講惹毛我的話

935
00:44:39,833 --> 00:44:43,300
根本就是惹毛大賽的金牌得主

936
00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:45,567
-有那種比賽嗎 -再加上很容易發脾氣

937
00:44:45,567 --> 00:44:47,867
她平常愛講些有的沒的

938
00:44:47,867 --> 00:44:49,933
在關鍵時刻卻很死腦筋

939
00:44:49,933 --> 00:44:54,000
彷彿把全世界所有缺點 都集於一身

940
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,633
這就是芹澤一花

941
00:44:55,633 --> 00:44:58,033
還有他個性就是這麼沒品

942
00:44:58,033 --> 00:44:59,833
多加個她單純就惹人厭

943
00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:02,233
他每次都會做一些蠢動作

944
00:45:02,233 --> 00:45:06,067
她有時候會跳這些莫名其妙的醜舞步

945
00:45:06,067 --> 00:45:07,600
-我明明就跳得很可愛 -超噁心

946
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,100
-好蠢 蠢斃了-真的很蠢

947
00:45:09,100 --> 00:45:10,367
白痴啦 笨死了

948
00:45:10,367 --> 00:45:12,067
罵人白痴的人才最白痴

949
00:45:12,067 --> 00:45:13,200
你們罵得好幼稚

950
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,267
夠了 停止

951
00:45:14,267 --> 00:45:16,433
好了 你們都冷靜一點

952
00:45:16,433 --> 00:45:17,633
所以呢

953
00:45:17,633 --> 00:45:18,833
你們兩個

954
00:45:18,833 --> 00:45:20,767
要陪在彼此身邊嗎

955
00:45:22,567 --> 00:45:24,233
這也沒辦法

956
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,133
畢竟只有她能擔任我的祕書

957
00:45:29,033 --> 00:45:30,400
那妳呢

958
00:45:31,633 --> 00:45:33,100
沒辦法

959
00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:35,967
畢竟他看起來很需要我

960
00:45:39,300 --> 00:45:40,333
好吧

961
00:45:40,333 --> 00:45:41,700
請入場

962
00:45:43,100 --> 00:45:45,400
-這對情侶很般配 -才不是情侶

963
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:46,633
-你搞錯了 -不是嗎

964
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:48,700
等一下

965
00:45:48,700 --> 00:45:51,033
妳這樣不就是說 我希望妳待在我身邊嗎

966
00:45:51,033 --> 00:45:52,033
這就是事實啊

967
00:45:52,033 --> 00:45:53,567
哪有 是妳希望我在吧

968
00:45:53,567 --> 00:45:55,667
我壓根沒這樣講過好嗎

969
00:45:55,667 --> 00:45:56,667
妳就別害臊了

970
00:45:56,667 --> 00:45:59,067
-你才應該坦率一點吧 -夠了啦

971
00:45:59,067 --> 00:46:00,400
妳不用再狡辯了

972
00:46:12,167 --> 00:46:14,567
不僅解決了紛爭 也跟一花和好了

973
00:46:14,567 --> 00:46:15,833
不愧是天才

974
00:46:16,367 --> 00:46:17,967
這就是妳的目的嗎

975
00:46:17,967 --> 00:46:19,933
咦 什麼意思

976
00:46:19,933 --> 00:46:23,933
我只是藉由資料 給予最合適的建議罷了

977
00:46:27,967 --> 00:46:29,200
TEACH

978
00:46:30,133 --> 00:46:31,767
妳其實…

979
00:46:39,633 --> 00:46:40,933
怎麼了

980
00:46:42,233 --> 00:46:43,500
沒什麼

981
00:47:16,133 --> 00:47:17,300
(是否完全刪除資料)

982
00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:18,967
(資料刪除中)

983
00:47:18,967 --> 00:47:20,100
(資料已刪除)

984
00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:23,800
讓我來告訴你

985
00:47:26,033 --> 00:47:27,800
(是否復原資料)

986
00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:31,333
(加賀美零 11歲)

987
00:47:31,333 --> 00:47:32,267
(無法透過手術再生)

988
00:47:32,267 --> 00:47:33,200
(救援隊到達時 頭部有外傷)

989
00:47:35,967 --> 00:47:37,800
(下集預告)
下一集《富翁教師》

990
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,633
(開啟新篇章)
我能立刻幫你決定 將來的出路

991
00:47:39,633 --> 00:47:41,467
(AI老師指導0班的出路)
這可是3年才有一次的抉擇

992
00:47:41,467 --> 00:47:41,967
(AI老師指導0班的出路)
若跟4年一次的戰役相比

993
00:47:41,967 --> 00:47:43,233
(對上校長 故事加速發展)
若跟4年一次的戰役相比

994
00:47:43,233 --> 00:47:44,000
(對上校長 故事加速發展)
根本就沒什麼大不了

995
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
(本劇純屬虛構 祝您有美好的週末)
請為學生和選手加油

996
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,000
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