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-好痛，真是的 -别乱动啦

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你手真的很笨耶

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帮我弄卷一点，我讨厌要卷不卷的

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当了18年女神，我也很辛苦

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还真厉害

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学校里的老师跟学生

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所有人都想追我

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但宫子就只有一个啊

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真可爱

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你语气好敷衍，还可爱咧

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真是受不了

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奇怪

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那是0班的学生吧

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摆明就是在吵架

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要打起来了吧

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-应该是 -要打起来了

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你就是加贺美吧

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你是哪位

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我是东堂真纪子

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东堂吗

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你是校长吗

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没错

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就是你啊

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幸会

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我是加贺美零

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我是芹泽一花

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你们好

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总算见到你了

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校长

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你的经营方式真是太棒了

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尤其是0班的制度

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真的非常有效率

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我女儿受你照顾了

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是那个青春期霸凌女A吗

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-加贺美老师 -没关系

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我很感谢你

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帮我发现霸凌问题，并适当处理

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完全不偏袒自己女儿，真是公平

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对吧

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-是这样吗 -什么

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你那什么态度，没礼貌

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霸凌…

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是绝不能被原谅的，对吧

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没错，正是如此

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-关于我们这间学校 -什么

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跟包含三角形在内的多边形

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-你在说什么 -两者的共通点为何

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什么意思

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注：日文中边，角与变革皆为HENKAKU
两者都需要变革

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什么

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第2学期请多指教

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什么

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等一下，我不懂你说的话

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你说多边形跟变革，是什么意思

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等等，校长

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咦

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那是什么

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就是变革

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所以边跟角又怎么了

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-算了 -你当我白痴吗

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第2学期今天正式开始

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因此本校的…

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Beauty…

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-President -没错

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Please welcome

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让我们有请校长

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欢迎她大驾光临

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奇怪

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是拉门吗

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-是这样吧 -对，是平拉的

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热烈欢迎

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吵死了，我又不是武将

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还演这么好，真是够了

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小的不胜感激

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让我说话

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首先，我不在的期间给各位添麻烦了

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没有啦，才没这回事

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-所以呢 -什么

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这段期间你们做了什么

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成绩完全没有进步

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在报告书上

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又只有不知是真是假，表面应付的纪录

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到了最后，甚至出现被霸凌的学生

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太没用了

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没用到都要笑出来了

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快点，一起笑

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跟着笑…

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既然如此

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我们改变方针吧

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请问是什么方针

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首先是纷纷退学

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什么意思

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-不是这样 -不要闹了

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你们连纷纷退学，都不知道吗

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就是纷纷退学嘛

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就是这样啪啪啪地退学嘛

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-什么 -你完全没说明到

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校长选我，我来说明何谓纷纷退学

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之后要让引起问题的学生，通通都退学

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回答正确

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尤其是0班的学生

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那些孩子，每个都岌岌可危

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可是这么做…

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什么

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什么都没有

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-怎么了 -你不舒服吗

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-快说啊 -你的拿手好戏呢

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嘘什么

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还有教职员丢丢

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教职员丢丢…

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教职员丢丢吗

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选我选我

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你想干嘛，我丢…好痛

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让我回答问题

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纷纷退学…

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-我知道 -纷纷退学回答过了

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问题学生的班导

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要负连带责任，毫不留情地丢掉

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-可恶 -是这个意思吧

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-非常正确 -还我回答机会

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-谢谢你 -这种做法真不讲理

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而且对0班的班导很不利

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你有什么企图

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怎么了

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为何咄咄逼人

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-我只是提出疑问 -怎么了吗

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-没怎样，你都不觉得奇怪吗 -原来如此

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也就是说，你们两位…

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-打算要辞职，对吧 -什么…

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你们不想遵循我的作法吧

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真是短暂的相聚，再见了

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-不对 -再见

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要纷纷还是丢丢，都随便你

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-你会遵从吧 -没问题

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因为我的班级管理很完美

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我明白了

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那加油哦，我很看好你们

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情侣老师组

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-什么… -什么情侣老师组

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校长，我严正反对这个叫法

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这是我的台词

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-我才要抗议 -校长

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-对吧 -我问你

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你这个不是很贵吗

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是吗

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这是我爸买的，我不清楚

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父母有钱真好

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才没这回事

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真好…

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虽然学校很无聊

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-唯一的好处，就是能看到大杉 -话说

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她是晚上玩太凶才调来0班的吧

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-对啊 -一定很随便

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那都是偏见，就凭你们

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才赢不了她…

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烦死了，闭嘴

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你们才不会赢…

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-够了没 -我听了都要吐了

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-有够不舒服 -超恶的，恶心死了

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男生都好喜欢美波

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难道我不可爱吗

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什么，没有啦

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不对，我不是说你不可爱

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-我是说… -你在慌什么啊，恶心

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这骂得有点过分了吧

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-恶心 -我才不恶心

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谁恶心了

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早安

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干嘛跟他们说话

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起立

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立正，敬礼

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坐下

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给我听好

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绝对…

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咦…

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-老师… -死了吗

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不准闯祸

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暑假结束，第一句就说这个吗

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发生什么事了吗

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这是校长的命令

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0班学生一旦引起问题，就立刻退学

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老师也要负连带责任

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居然跟你们这群家伙是命运共同体

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真的是，Jesus

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-那是什么 -怎么了吗

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难道你觉得这动作很帅吗

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-Jesus -别再做了

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-不帅吗 -老师你再做一次

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-不要拍 -Jesus

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-照片不能公开 -别管Jesus了

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-不要引起问题，Jesus -是你先开始的吧

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富翁教师

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喂

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听到没

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喂…

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你光说喂谁知道在叫谁

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叫主任啊，混蛋

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当我是佣人吗，白痴

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为何是你，那男的呢

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-你说内卷吗 -对

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他辞职了

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什么

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害我要来做他的工作

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不过…

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只要校长能开心就好了

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接着扫楼梯罗

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加贺美老师

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怎么了

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什么事

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跟我来一下

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奇怪，你干嘛生气

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-我做了什么吗 -快过来

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真是的

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-你误会了 -什么

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说你很怀旧妇女风的是芹泽

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不要乱栽赃

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奇怪

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发生什么问题了吗

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自己说啊，快点

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好

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其实…

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我现在有锁定的对象

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你这家伙

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是狙击手吧

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目标不是我吧

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趴地一声，狙击你的心

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-呜啦啦，呜啦啦 -怎么了

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呜啦呜啦咧

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来呜啦啦，呜啦啦

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呜啦呜啦咧…

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这是在干嘛

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呜啦啦你也来跳

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够了，别把我卷进来

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一脸厌恶，没在装的

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真抱歉

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麻烦你了

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-是要说什么 -我的爱情故事

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对耶

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后面让你自己说明清楚

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-好 -还在嗨唱什么呜啦啦啊

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快给他啊

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快点去

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他是神乐高中的花井步梦

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给花井
她们俩也一起帮忙

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她们俩也一起帮忙

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我才终于跟他交换到LINE

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可是花井条件太好了

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有很多人喜欢他

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不对花井出手，是神乐的规则

250
00:10:08,167 --> 00:10:10,100
外校的怎么能来搅乱

251
00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:11,500
丑女在嫉妒人家吗

252
00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,067
你们是赢不了美波的

253
00:10:13,067 --> 00:10:13,667
什么…

254
00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:15,633
你们在讲什么屁话

255
00:10:15,633 --> 00:10:17,300
好了，都别吵

256
00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:19,400
要是瘀青了，就很难治好

257
00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:20,767
你谁啊，老太婆

258
00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:22,833
我是谁不重要，你们别吵了

259
00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:24,267
滚回去啦，大妈

260
00:10:24,267 --> 00:10:26,867
居然叫我大妈

261
00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:29,733
在你们眼中，我的确像个大妈吧

262
00:10:29,733 --> 00:10:33,267
在江户时代，大妈就跟阿嬷差不多了

263
00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:35,267
臭丫头，你们胆子挺大的嘛

264
00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:38,767
我可是四中有名的骨折疯牛

265
00:10:38,767 --> 00:10:41,900
想用这个穿个牛鼻环的就给我过来

266
00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:43,600
这些孩子吵得可凶了

267
00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,567
吵的只有你而已吧

268
00:10:45,567 --> 00:10:47,433
你干嘛一直针对我

269
00:10:47,433 --> 00:10:50,367
无论如何，幸好只是这种无聊的事

270
00:10:50,367 --> 00:10:52,567
恋爱只是一种错觉

271
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为了错觉起争执还被退学，也太蠢了

272
00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,800
现在马上给我停止

273
00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:58,933
完毕

274
00:11:00,167 --> 00:11:01,333
-什么… -怎么了

275
00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:02,467
他在说什么

276
00:11:02,467 --> 00:11:04,167
老师你没谈过恋爱吗

277
00:11:04,167 --> 00:11:05,567
我才不会迷失在错觉里

278
00:11:05,567 --> 00:11:07,767
老师难道是樱桃魔法师吗

279
00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:10,233
-什么魔法师 -好可爱…

280
00:11:10,233 --> 00:11:11,500
我哪里可爱了

281
00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:14,100
听我说，恋爱可不是玩玩而已

282
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:16,967
是赌上女人自尊的决一死战

283
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:19,000
-就是说啊 -老师真懂

284
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,867
-就是这样 -没错，我懂

285
00:11:20,867 --> 00:11:22,567
-就是这样没错 -你根本不懂吧

286
00:11:22,567 --> 00:11:24,567
-绝对不懂 -我会加油

287
00:11:24,567 --> 00:11:26,633
你们找我来，不是为了阻止吵架吗

288
00:11:26,633 --> 00:11:28,467
我改变主意了

289
00:11:28,467 --> 00:11:30,200
从现在开始

290
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,400
就是恋爱的全面战争

291
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,667
爱的战争，2024年

292
00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:36,233
好耶…

293
00:11:36,233 --> 00:11:37,233
你是我这边的吧

294
00:11:37,233 --> 00:11:38,700
不是，我是这边的

295
00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:39,800
-你说什么 -我是爱情传教士

296
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:40,900
那什么东西

297
00:11:42,967 --> 00:11:44,600
你是怎样

298
00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:50,067
我趁这个暑假，试着开始当乖小孩

299
00:11:50,067 --> 00:11:51,133
就像这样吧

300
00:11:51,133 --> 00:11:52,400
别开玩笑

301
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,133
我没在开玩笑

302
00:12:00,467 --> 00:12:02,433
说真的

303
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,800
那种无聊的事情就别再做了吧

304
00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:18,200
你被加贺美抓到把柄了吗

305
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:23,100
我是为了自己

306
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,500
你什么都不懂

307
00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:38,833
居然相信老师

308
00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:50,500
这样看来

309
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,967
我们不能继续当朋友了

310
00:12:59,633 --> 00:13:01,033
掰掰

311
00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:18,967
不要离开我

312
00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:27,367
我知道

313
00:13:34,533 --> 00:13:36,167
愚蠢至极

314
00:13:36,167 --> 00:13:39,067
初高中生很常遇到感情问题

315
00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:40,767
我觉得能收集到很棒的资料

316
00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:43,133
也就是说，你能解决吗

317
00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:45,600
-当然 -得救了

318
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,933
谁叫这次秘书，完全派不上用场

319
00:13:48,933 --> 00:13:50,800
-什么 -那种爱来爱去的

320
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,633
应该是女人最擅长的吧

321
00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:54,300
-可是这家伙… -好了

322
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,033
这种话太过头了

323
00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:57,567
你在说什么

324
00:13:57,567 --> 00:13:59,467
社长，你还好意思说吗

325
00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:00,467
什么意思

326
00:14:00,467 --> 00:14:03,400
我从小就一直在照顾你

327
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:06,767
请问我哪来的时间谈恋爱，你说啊

328
00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:07,967
谁知道

329
00:14:07,967 --> 00:14:10,633
我可不记得有求你照顾我

330
00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:12,567
我是被你雇用才在这里的

331
00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:15,200
那你就给我更尊敬雇主一点

332
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,600
原来如此，我懂了

333
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,500
-什么 -所以你才会巴结校长

334
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,467
什么，我何时巴结过她

335
00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:23,733
不要吵架

336
00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:27,467
之前也是，还称赞她经营方针很棒

337
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,567
平常跩得要死，为何对那种人低头

338
00:14:29,567 --> 00:14:32,033
你对校长的态度很奇怪

339
00:14:32,033 --> 00:14:33,200
为什么要一直顶撞她

340
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:36,433
我是在说会长才刚过世不久，你真没骨气

341
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:50,333
你说我爸什么

342
00:14:51,633 --> 00:14:53,100
怎样

343
00:14:59,033 --> 00:15:01,700
我在问你说我爸怎样了

344
00:15:02,233 --> 00:15:03,567
说啊

345
00:15:10,433 --> 00:15:12,067
难道说

346
00:15:14,267 --> 00:15:17,333
你搞不清楚什么话能说，什么话不能说吗

347
00:15:17,933 --> 00:15:19,700
真的很抱歉

348
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,933
你今天可以先回去了

349
00:15:27,367 --> 00:15:28,900
失陪了

350
00:15:31,633 --> 00:15:32,967
-等一下 -别管她

351
00:15:32,967 --> 00:15:34,633
等等，一花

352
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:43,267
你们两个，总是在吵架

353
00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:47,233
一花

354
00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,567
问题…

355
00:15:52,767 --> 00:15:54,500
出在你身上

356
00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:01,267
秘书的工作，现在人工智能也能处理

357
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:06,567
人工智能西装完成以后，也不需要保镖了

358
00:16:06,567 --> 00:16:08,800
对加贺美来说

359
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:12,733
就算没有你，他也不痛不痒

360
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,233
一花

361
00:16:17,567 --> 00:16:20,433
你要先掂掂自己斤两再说话

362
00:16:30,633 --> 00:16:32,400
说得真好

363
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,100
真不愧是TEACH

364
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:37,200
论点真是一针见血

365
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,100
我知道了

366
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:40,900
我会掂掂自己斤两的

367
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,067
你的对手很多

368
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:18,933
就像有许多买家，为了唯一的产品起争执

369
00:17:18,933 --> 00:17:20,833
解决方法有两种

370
00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:24,367
把产品价值拉低，或将所有权归给某人

371
00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:26,100
等一下，什么意思

372
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:27,833
你可以用鸡蛋来说明吗

373
00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:28,867
-鸡蛋吗 -比较好懂

374
00:17:28,867 --> 00:17:30,367
要怎么做

375
00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:31,767
约他去这里

376
00:17:31,767 --> 00:17:34,700
高三情侣免费招待派对

377
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:36,633
等等，这场地超高级的吧

378
00:17:36,633 --> 00:17:37,633
场地：K皇家大饭店
是吗

379
00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:42,300
只要不好高骛远，目标达成率就能飙升

380
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:44,600
我就是为此准备的，感谢我吧

381
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:45,600
爱情这种东西

382
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:49,333
我会证明，那只是堆叠出来的错觉

383
00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:51,333
-怎么回事 -什么意思

384
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:53,000
你能用鸡蛋举例吗

385
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,300
-非鸡蛋不可吗 -对

386
00:18:01,633 --> 00:18:03,433
高三情侣免费招待派对
真好耶

387
00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:04,133
高三情侣免费招待派对
我也希望有人约我

388
00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:05,733
我也希望有人约我

389
00:18:05,733 --> 00:18:08,933
你指的那个人是谁

390
00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:11,100
我想想…

391
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:16,100
日下部之类的

392
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,767
谁啊，那家伙是谁

393
00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:19,367
你为什么不认识

394
00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:20,333
他就在那里啊

395
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,533
就是他啊

396
00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:24,267
为什么

397
00:18:24,267 --> 00:18:27,167
因为他是班上最帅的啊

398
00:18:27,167 --> 00:18:30,200
现在谁还会留棕色长发啊

399
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,867
-你有资格说吗 -好痛，很痛啦

400
00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:35,000
你去帮我问他，有要跟谁去派对吗

401
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,567
-我吗 -对

402
00:18:36,567 --> 00:18:37,933
我们没说过话耶

403
00:18:37,933 --> 00:18:39,900
没问题，我帮你问吧

404
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,900
包在我身上

405
00:18:42,867 --> 00:18:44,000
喂

406
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,000
那个…

407
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,467
-金指吗 -我是日下部

408
00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:49,700
那是谁啊

409
00:18:50,467 --> 00:18:51,967
你有要跟谁去派对吗

410
00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:54,200
-什么 -你有没有女友

411
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,433
-什么啦 -快说你有

412
00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:58,900
我有事要跟你说

413
00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:00,067
什么

414
00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:01,800
你喜欢大杉美波吗…

415
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,200
不要一起大声复诵

416
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:06,167
傻眼，你也是美波派吗

417
00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:07,767
我从小学就喜欢她

418
00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:09,733
-这么久吗 -太纯情了吧

419
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:11,667
好专情哦，甜死了

420
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:14,267
你跟我是同类型的吧

421
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:18,433
但认识这么久，反而很难有进一步发展吧

422
00:19:18,433 --> 00:19:19,800
所以啊

423
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,633
我才想借此，让你们帮我想办法

424
00:19:22,633 --> 00:19:25,367
你不如直接寻找下一段恋情吧

425
00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:29,100
等等，先等一下

426
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:30,933
我说那个…

427
00:19:30,933 --> 00:19:32,367
-我们会帮你 -什么

428
00:19:32,367 --> 00:19:35,100
我绝对会撮合你们

429
00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:37,700
除了大杉以外，你不准看上任何人

430
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:40,100
你就安静把眼睛闭上

431
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:42,267
你干嘛这么激动

432
00:19:42,267 --> 00:19:44,300
-因为我们是朋友 -什么

433
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,367
-你根本不知道他名字 -我知道

434
00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:47,433
那他姓什么

435
00:19:47,433 --> 00:19:48,667
-金指 -错了

436
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:50,367
不然他姓什么

437
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,767
-不是金指吗 -不是

438
00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:55,400
你们究竟在打什么算盘

439
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,733
芹泽，你跟这件事无关吗

440
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,833
-是 -真抱歉

441
00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:05,633
我以为你们总是会粘在一起

442
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:09,167
你们吵架了吗

443
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,333
-没有 -有吧

444
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,033
-才没有 -还吵得很凶

445
00:20:12,033 --> 00:20:13,300
我们没吵架

446
00:20:13,633 --> 00:20:15,367
TEACH，作战开始

447
00:20:15,367 --> 00:20:16,500
请下指令

448
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,400
收到

449
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,767
我们…

450
00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:26,433
好像又被卷进奇怪的事情了

451
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:28,533
话说

452
00:20:29,233 --> 00:20:30,667
这次作战

453
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:33,400
要是成功了

454
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:38,500
我们也要去吗

455
00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:40,033
什么

456
00:20:40,033 --> 00:20:41,333
就是…

457
00:20:42,467 --> 00:20:43,800
那个派对

458
00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:47,400
我…

459
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,800
那个…

460
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,000
目标来了，做好准备

461
00:20:56,033 --> 00:20:57,467
首先是温莎效应

462
00:20:57,467 --> 00:21:00,333
透过第三者的称赞，提升好感

463
00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:05,767
绘都的大杉美波，人很不错吧

464
00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:07,233
是啊

465
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:10,100
很善解人意，大家都很依赖她

466
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:13,400
而且很爱干净，垃圾分类也很认真

467
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,200
听说她还常去当义工

468
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,867
真的吗，太完美了

469
00:21:18,867 --> 00:21:20,433
对啊…

470
00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:27,633
下午3点42分时

471
00:21:27,633 --> 00:21:30,400
记得喝着水果欧蕾，到天桥上来

472
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,867
什么意思

473
00:21:32,367 --> 00:21:33,933
接着是共时性

474
00:21:33,933 --> 00:21:36,100
透过巧遇，创造命中注定感

475
00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:37,667
哎呀…

476
00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:39,100
一样…

477
00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:40,133
水果欧蕾

478
00:21:46,967 --> 00:21:48,533
你还好吗…

479
00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:50,400
不好意思，谢谢你们

480
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,400
你站得起来吗

481
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,133
你有没有受伤

482
00:21:53,133 --> 00:21:54,033
对了

483
00:21:54,033 --> 00:21:56,367
这个给你们

484
00:21:56,367 --> 00:21:57,333
-什么 -再见

485
00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:58,867
-等一下 -等等，这是…

486
00:21:59,233 --> 00:22:00,567
这是餐券

487
00:22:00,567 --> 00:22:02,100
约台币2220元
一万元耶

488
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:11,800
之前我们还讲过电话

489
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,000
他声音超好听的

490
00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:16,900
女孩子啊

491
00:22:19,133 --> 00:22:21,400
只要被不经意地称赞

492
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,400
就会心动

493
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,600
-我戳 -好烫

494
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,467
-很棒耶 -真的吗

495
00:22:28,533 --> 00:22:30,433
发型很适合你

496
00:22:33,367 --> 00:22:34,433
奇怪

497
00:22:36,233 --> 00:22:38,733
傻眼，太不经意了，完全没被发现

498
00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:40,600
真会吐嘈，可以进吉本了

499
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:41,767
谁是搞笑艺人啊

500
00:22:41,767 --> 00:22:42,867
太赞了

501
00:22:42,867 --> 00:22:44,067
真是够了你

502
00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:50,133
果然还是要靠反差

503
00:22:50,133 --> 00:22:52,200
反差…

504
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:55,867
那种痞痞的样子却在扫地，会很心动吧

505
00:22:55,867 --> 00:22:58,367
-天啊 -真的假的

506
00:22:58,367 --> 00:22:59,900
-你可以吗 -可以

507
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,400
走吧

508
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:04,400
其实我平常也会打扫

509
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,267
我来帮你

510
00:23:05,267 --> 00:23:07,833
-你干嘛 -他在做什么

511
00:23:07,833 --> 00:23:09,067
-借我一下 -你别抢

512
00:23:09,067 --> 00:23:10,367
-好了啦，放手 -我不扫还有意义吗

513
00:23:10,367 --> 00:23:12,300
这不是绀野跟日下部吗

514
00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:14,000
天啊，他们在干嘛

515
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,667
-为什么在抢垃圾 -让我来

516
00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:22,800
走吧

517
00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:28,300
努力都白费了

518
00:23:29,567 --> 00:23:32,233
你到底在干嘛，白痴

519
00:23:32,233 --> 00:23:33,567
好痛

520
00:23:33,567 --> 00:23:34,800
太离谱了

521
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,233
这要我做才行啊

522
00:23:36,233 --> 00:23:38,267
-大蠢蛋 -臭小子

523
00:23:42,367 --> 00:23:43,767
高三情侣免费招待派对
欢迎光临

524
00:23:43,767 --> 00:23:45,800
小姐，请参考看看

525
00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:48,533
原来你爸爸在外商工作

526
00:23:48,533 --> 00:23:51,667
是啊，所以他经常不在家

527
00:23:51,667 --> 00:23:52,667
很自由，很好啊

528
00:23:52,667 --> 00:23:54,067
才没有，我很寂寞

529
00:23:54,067 --> 00:23:56,133
我很爱跟家人在一起

530
00:23:56,133 --> 00:23:57,633
气氛很好耶

531
00:23:57,633 --> 00:23:59,833
是吗，我是不懂

532
00:23:59,833 --> 00:24:01,033
不过…

533
00:24:01,033 --> 00:24:02,567
你怎么点了这么贵的

534
00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:04,900
-感受气氛嘛 -气氛吗，你又不能吃

535
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:06,300
你在干嘛

536
00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:08,467
-好香 -你又闻不到

537
00:24:08,467 --> 00:24:10,033
-什么都没闻到 -我想也是

538
00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:11,800
因为我没帮你设定嗅觉的功能

539
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,300
对了，是说你们绘都学园

540
00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:16,500
有个很糟的班级，是3年0班吧

541
00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:17,600
是啊，没错

542
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,033
你有朋友在那班吗

543
00:24:19,033 --> 00:24:20,667
当然没有

544
00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:23,900
一般学生是不会被踢到那种班级的

545
00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:25,300
-是吗 -对

546
00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:27,900
那差不多该进入重头戏了吧

547
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:30,633
-什么重头戏 -最后的手段是吊桥效应

548
00:24:30,633 --> 00:24:33,233
将恐惧造成的心跳加速，当成恋爱的心动感

549
00:24:33,233 --> 00:24:34,833
就用这个经典的技巧来收尾

550
00:24:34,833 --> 00:24:36,167
是哦

551
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:40,467
对了

552
00:24:40,467 --> 00:24:42,367
还没决定怎么称呼你

553
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,667
对耶，没错

554
00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:48,467
那么…

555
00:24:48,467 --> 00:24:50,700
我可以叫你公主吗

556
00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:52,600
咦，可是我叫美波耶

557
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,233
总觉得你很有公主的气质

558
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,233
才没有

559
00:24:57,233 --> 00:24:58,933
很荣幸能遇见你

560
00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:02,700
别这样，很害羞耶

561
00:25:04,467 --> 00:25:06,633
火灾发生…

562
00:25:06,633 --> 00:25:08,733
发生火灾了，请赶快逃生

563
00:25:08,733 --> 00:25:09,567
不会吧…

564
00:25:09,567 --> 00:25:12,133
-失火了，快跑 -天啊，我们快走

565
00:25:12,133 --> 00:25:13,667
快点逃生，往这里

566
00:25:13,667 --> 00:25:15,967
来，走这边，赶快离开

567
00:25:17,667 --> 00:25:18,900
走这里

568
00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:20,467
快点过来这边

569
00:25:22,433 --> 00:25:25,233
听我说，火势已经往这里逼近了

570
00:25:25,233 --> 00:25:27,633
所以请你们从这里下去

571
00:25:28,967 --> 00:25:30,600
真的假的…

572
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:31,933
你就直球告白看看啊

573
00:25:31,933 --> 00:25:34,067
-这样搞不好最令人心动 -可是…

574
00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:36,467
直球不是投球吗

575
00:25:36,467 --> 00:25:38,033
不觉得很吵杂吗

576
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,267
没事的，放心

577
00:25:40,267 --> 00:25:41,933
你们快点一起下去

578
00:25:41,933 --> 00:25:43,533
-是美波 -好了，动作快

579
00:25:43,533 --> 00:25:45,133
-快下去 -不是吧

580
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,600
走吧

581
00:25:58,233 --> 00:25:59,567
记得要牵手

582
00:25:59,567 --> 00:26:01,567
牵着手溜下去

583
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,400
预备…

584
00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:14,133
天啊

585
00:26:18,367 --> 00:26:20,333
得救了

586
00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:22,433
-太好了 -没事了

587
00:26:22,433 --> 00:26:24,600
我还以为肯定完蛋了

588
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:34,433
那边的朋友，要不要一同参与

589
00:26:34,433 --> 00:26:35,967
梅野，就是现在

590
00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:38,833
立刻邀约，就是现在

591
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:44,967
花井

592
00:26:44,967 --> 00:26:46,600
什么事

593
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,300
你知道这个派对吗

594
00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:50,500
这个啊，知道

595
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:53,700
方便的话

596
00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:57,233
你愿不愿意和我一起参加

597
00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:04,633
我很乐意陪你去

598
00:27:04,633 --> 00:27:06,067
公主

599
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,933
恭喜你们

600
00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:19,500
谢谢大家

601
00:27:20,633 --> 00:27:21,800
成功了

602
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,500
耶…

603
00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:25,067
天啊，好猛

604
00:27:25,067 --> 00:27:26,033
TEACH

605
00:27:26,033 --> 00:27:28,300
我想请你帮我调查一件事

606
00:27:30,767 --> 00:27:32,467
大杉美波

607
00:27:34,167 --> 00:27:35,333
老师

608
00:27:35,333 --> 00:27:37,533
谢谢你帮这么多忙，事情很顺利

609
00:27:37,533 --> 00:27:38,900
你这家伙

610
00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:40,700
是打算要骗婚吗

611
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:42,000
什么

612
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,167
不管是班级，家庭，还是父母

613
00:27:45,167 --> 00:27:46,767
资料全都是假的

614
00:27:46,767 --> 00:27:49,700
我可不想帮助一个骗子

615
00:27:51,100 --> 00:27:53,367
-你反应太大了 -哪有

616
00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:54,933
可恶

617
00:27:54,933 --> 00:27:58,867
看你戴着假货炫耀时，我就该发现了

618
00:27:58,867 --> 00:28:01,267
有什么办法，我就没半个优点啊

619
00:28:01,267 --> 00:28:03,367
你现在直接摆烂，还给我跩起来了

620
00:28:03,367 --> 00:28:05,800
-在那边装 -烦死了

621
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,733
我可是有人设的

622
00:28:07,733 --> 00:28:09,033
什么鬼人设

623
00:28:09,033 --> 00:28:12,200
不仅可爱又温柔，还很有钱

624
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,767
这就是我的人设

625
00:28:13,767 --> 00:28:16,167
真正的我，和这种人设根本不搭

626
00:28:16,167 --> 00:28:18,900
你说跟自己不搭，是什么意思

627
00:28:18,900 --> 00:28:21,967
你要是说出去，我就爆料你是魔法师

628
00:28:21,967 --> 00:28:23,133
什么，喂

629
00:28:23,133 --> 00:28:25,567
魔法师到底是什么意思，给我讲清楚

630
00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:29,700
喂，你那不怀好意的回眸是怎样

631
00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:30,667
站住

632
00:28:52,633 --> 00:28:54,967
真是的，被他折腾这么久

633
00:28:54,967 --> 00:28:57,667
是时候让他瞧瞧我的厉害了

634
00:28:58,967 --> 00:29:01,033
还是你去揭发他职场霸凌

635
00:29:01,033 --> 00:29:03,567
没有啦，我可没说是职场霸凌

636
00:29:03,567 --> 00:29:07,367
怎么看都是职场霸凌啊，他又那么怪

637
00:29:07,367 --> 00:29:08,700
他也有性骚扰你吧

638
00:29:08,700 --> 00:29:11,400
不要乱说，这点我敢保证没有

639
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,300
是说他虽然怪，但还是知道分寸的

640
00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:16,600
不过他还是很讨人厌

641
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:17,833
该怎么讲…

642
00:29:17,833 --> 00:29:20,367
虽然他看似这个样子

643
00:29:20,367 --> 00:29:23,800
但在他内心的极深之处

644
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,833
还是保有温柔与善良的

645
00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:30,200
不会吧

646
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,700
怎么了

647
00:29:32,667 --> 00:29:34,500
你喜欢他吧

648
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:36,533
-怎么可能 -还嘴硬

649
00:29:36,533 --> 00:29:37,967
你根本就喜欢人家

650
00:29:37,967 --> 00:29:39,533
-你肯定喜欢他 -不可能

651
00:29:39,533 --> 00:29:41,167
我对他不是这种感觉

652
00:29:41,167 --> 00:29:42,433
你只是在说服自己吧

653
00:29:42,433 --> 00:29:44,600
-手是怎样，还这样左右动 -不是

654
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,600
我们的情况满复杂的

655
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,467
是吗，这样啊

656
00:29:52,167 --> 00:29:55,133
我该怎么做才好

657
00:29:58,167 --> 00:30:00,800
这取决于你到底想怎么做吧

658
00:30:04,767 --> 00:30:06,600
我是不知道啦

659
00:30:09,233 --> 00:30:10,367
哎呀

660
00:30:10,367 --> 00:30:12,667
美波说进展很顺利，你看

661
00:30:12,667 --> 00:30:14,367
我们建了一个LINE群组

662
00:30:14,367 --> 00:30:16,467
而且群组名称是恋爱同盟

663
00:30:16,467 --> 00:30:17,500
好俗哦

664
00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:19,867
你看一下这个

665
00:30:19,867 --> 00:30:22,833
他说我很像公主，就决定叫我公主了

666
00:30:22,833 --> 00:30:25,533
-她这样讲 -天啊，恋爱的酸甜

667
00:30:25,533 --> 00:30:26,700
好羡慕哦

668
00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:29,400
堺老师，你没有恋爱对象吗

669
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,067
才没有咧

670
00:30:31,633 --> 00:30:34,167
之前是有个这样的对象

671
00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:35,367
什么意思

672
00:30:35,367 --> 00:30:37,000
怎么，看不懂吗

673
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000
就是他劈腿偷吃啊

674
00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:42,367
那小鬼竟然把我叫成茱利亚

675
00:30:42,367 --> 00:30:45,033
这什么老套的破功方式啊

676
00:30:45,033 --> 00:30:46,800
再说茱利亚是什么鬼

677
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:51,367
怎样才能把茱利亚跟宫子搞混，他白痴吧

678
00:30:51,367 --> 00:30:54,133
给我去死吧，老板再来8串烤鸡皮

679
00:30:54,133 --> 00:30:58,100
那天之后，一花就真的没再露面了

680
00:30:58,733 --> 00:31:01,333
不知道该不该说她无情

681
00:31:02,067 --> 00:31:04,533
她还是会去上班，不要紧

682
00:31:04,533 --> 00:31:06,100
她搞不好打算背叛你

683
00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:08,000
她才不是这种人

684
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,400
她那么爱顶撞你

685
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:10,733
还是保持警惕比较好吧

686
00:31:10,733 --> 00:31:12,733
你一点都不懂

687
00:31:16,033 --> 00:31:18,800
没人能像她一样，这么为我着想了

688
00:31:23,667 --> 00:31:25,400
我的确不懂

689
00:31:26,333 --> 00:31:28,267
毕竟我是人工智能

690
00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:43,367
一定要心里小鹿乱撞才行啊

691
00:31:43,367 --> 00:31:45,700
所以到底是怎样撞

692
00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:52,133
日下部，大家想说一起去派对

693
00:31:52,133 --> 00:31:53,567
要不要一起去

694
00:31:56,667 --> 00:31:57,833
我就算了吧

695
00:31:57,833 --> 00:31:59,367
这种时候，就要爽快答应啊

696
00:31:59,367 --> 00:32:00,800
抱歉

697
00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:06,600
喂

698
00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:10,567
我有个朋友读神乐高中

699
00:32:10,567 --> 00:32:12,633
他给我看了很有意思的东西

700
00:32:31,033 --> 00:32:34,533
是说进场时，你们打算怎么分组

701
00:32:34,533 --> 00:32:37,533
这种场合，当然要由男方主动邀约吧

702
00:32:37,533 --> 00:32:39,367
-对吧，姬香 -什么

703
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,033
是啊

704
00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:47,733
我知道了，那用猜拳来决定如何

705
00:32:47,733 --> 00:32:50,167
-才不要，无聊死了 -别想，谁要啊

706
00:32:50,867 --> 00:32:54,600
开放入场前，还请稍候片刻

707
00:33:05,433 --> 00:33:07,300
美波在看我们

708
00:33:07,300 --> 00:33:08,800
-要让她加入吗 -不要

709
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,667
她那么讨人厌

710
00:33:10,667 --> 00:33:12,033
她脸一直都很臭吧

711
00:33:12,033 --> 00:33:14,767
以为自己很可爱，真是自我感觉良好

712
00:33:19,633 --> 00:33:21,733
你的便服一定都很时髦吧

713
00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:24,533
-有吗 -要是很土，才令人震惊吧

714
00:33:24,533 --> 00:33:26,400
而且你应该是千金小姐吧

715
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,800
你家里长怎样

716
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,600
她跟廉价住宅很不搭吧

717
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,033
肯定不适合

718
00:33:31,033 --> 00:33:32,333
你家一定很大吧

719
00:33:32,333 --> 00:33:33,767
屋子是白色的吗，还是金色

720
00:33:33,767 --> 00:33:36,800
白色的吧，洁白又宽敞

721
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:37,833
还有水晶吊灯吧

722
00:33:37,833 --> 00:33:39,400
哇，吊灯吗

723
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,867
公主

724
00:33:43,933 --> 00:33:45,600
你的洋装好漂亮

725
00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:47,600
谢谢你

726
00:33:49,033 --> 00:33:50,767
美波

727
00:33:53,167 --> 00:33:54,700
你怎么来了

728
00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:57,067
不要去

729
00:33:57,733 --> 00:33:59,400
你在说什么

730
00:34:02,467 --> 00:34:03,933
-你干嘛 -好戏来了

731
00:34:03,933 --> 00:34:05,367
等一下

732
00:34:05,367 --> 00:34:07,833
他怎么可能默不作声

733
00:34:07,833 --> 00:34:09,667
不要这样

734
00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:12,600
这家伙才不是什么好人

735
00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:15,333
我问你

736
00:34:15,333 --> 00:34:17,600
你喜欢她吗

737
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,000
什么鬼

738
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,433
你是想阻挠我们，才说这种话的吧

739
00:34:21,933 --> 00:34:23,733
你搞错状况了吧

740
00:34:23,733 --> 00:34:25,800
怎么想都是这样

741
00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:27,933
有够恶劣

742
00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:31,867
你不要再来跟我搭话了

743
00:34:31,867 --> 00:34:33,167
走吧

744
00:34:35,233 --> 00:34:36,267
好

745
00:34:44,867 --> 00:34:45,933
高三情侣免费招待派对

746
00:34:46,833 --> 00:34:48,100
他们来了

747
00:34:48,100 --> 00:34:49,100
对啊

748
00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:50,367
-好期待 -就是啊

749
00:34:50,367 --> 00:34:52,467
我都兴奋起来了

750
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:58,433
喂

751
00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:01,133
-该死的王八蛋 -别动手

752
00:35:01,133 --> 00:35:02,167
好痛

753
00:35:02,167 --> 00:35:03,433
你心知肚明吧

754
00:35:03,433 --> 00:35:04,700
-别这样 -快打

755
00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:05,633
-住手 -别打了

756
00:35:05,633 --> 00:35:07,067
少给老子在那乱来

757
00:35:07,067 --> 00:35:11,467
欢迎各位来到…

758
00:35:12,233 --> 00:35:13,333
本场派对

759
00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:23,733
现在前排贵宾，赏我一杯喝到一半的甘酒

760
00:35:23,733 --> 00:35:24,833
真是感谢

761
00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:27,333
反正甘酒永远都不嫌多

762
00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:30,033
好的，就如我所说的

763
00:35:30,033 --> 00:35:34,233
就让作为代表的这一组情侣

764
00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:38,567
来对彼此说甜言蜜语如何

765
00:35:38,567 --> 00:35:40,633
光讲甜言蜜语够吗，不够也没办法了

766
00:35:40,633 --> 00:35:42,200
其他的就回家继续

767
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,567
给我回家再说

768
00:35:44,067 --> 00:35:45,567
大庭广众之下，克制一点啊

769
00:35:45,567 --> 00:35:48,267
就如我所说的

770
00:35:48,267 --> 00:35:50,700
被选中的男生

771
00:35:51,433 --> 00:35:53,633
就是这一位

772
00:35:53,633 --> 00:35:55,000
花井步梦

773
00:35:57,167 --> 00:35:59,367
-什么 -接下来是…

774
00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:01,767
他的女伴

775
00:36:02,167 --> 00:36:03,267
公主

776
00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:09,533
公主

777
00:36:11,467 --> 00:36:12,800
再一位公主

778
00:36:13,533 --> 00:36:14,867
还有一位公主

779
00:36:14,867 --> 00:36:16,333
依然是公主

780
00:36:18,933 --> 00:36:20,967
请揭开布幕

781
00:36:25,067 --> 00:36:27,167
你的甜言蜜语呢

782
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,200
真是了不起的时间管理大师

783
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,200
竟然能同时和5人交往

784
00:36:34,633 --> 00:36:37,900
而且你的危机管理，也很有一套

785
00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:40,933
竟然把我叫成茱利亚

786
00:36:40,933 --> 00:36:44,333
外遇因叫错名字，而被揭穿的案例很多

787
00:36:45,033 --> 00:36:46,033
怎样

788
00:36:46,033 --> 00:36:47,433
我是要谈公事

789
00:36:50,867 --> 00:36:52,200
这是…

790
00:36:52,767 --> 00:36:54,333
-所以是什么意思 -理解力真差

791
00:36:54,333 --> 00:36:56,267
-什么 -为了避免被拆穿

792
00:36:56,267 --> 00:36:58,800
你便统一称呼每个人为公主

793
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,200
能渣成这样，也满令人佩服的

794
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,900
-太扯了吧 -你在搞什么

795
00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:05,000
究竟怎么回事

796
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,433
不是的，听我说

797
00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:07,800
哪里不是了

798
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,867
-这个嘛… -你糟透了，烂人

799
00:37:09,867 --> 00:37:11,667
你有资格指责别人吗

800
00:37:12,533 --> 00:37:14,533
你不也是满口谎言吗

801
00:37:18,833 --> 00:37:20,267
别让他跑了

802
00:37:24,867 --> 00:37:28,067
以谎言换回来的，就只是谎言而已

803
00:37:28,067 --> 00:37:30,100
这是千古不变的道理

804
00:37:30,100 --> 00:37:31,900
烦死了

805
00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:34,733
-有什么办法 -因为你没半个优点吗

806
00:37:34,733 --> 00:37:37,533
还是说因为你的人设

807
00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:43,967
有够愚蠢

808
00:37:45,333 --> 00:37:48,900
会被分到放牛班的蠢蛋

809
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:51,500
家境了不起就是中层阶级

810
00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:55,000
你是用打工钱，到处购买精品假货的傻子

811
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,733
总是在意周遭目光，没出息又爱慕虚荣

812
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:02,767
你的确没有半个优点

813
00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:08,233
别说了

814
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,467
即便如此

815
00:38:13,067 --> 00:38:15,500
还是有愿意陪在你身边的人

816
00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:30,600
人类可不是人工智能

817
00:38:31,633 --> 00:38:34,633
你们每个人的缺点都多的是

818
00:38:35,467 --> 00:38:36,967
不过…

819
00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:42,333
肯定会有知道这些，还愿意接受的人

820
00:38:43,633 --> 00:38:44,900
不只是说你

821
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,467
你们几个也是

822
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,300
而且恐怕…

823
00:38:53,133 --> 00:38:54,800
连我也一样

824
00:38:59,833 --> 00:39:01,567
你有没有想过

825
00:39:02,633 --> 00:39:05,967
这种人才是你应该来往的对象

826
00:39:07,767 --> 00:39:09,667
继续选择隐瞒

827
00:39:09,667 --> 00:39:12,333
你只会一辈子都错过对的人

828
00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:21,933
我想说…

829
00:39:25,067 --> 00:39:27,300
我也是这么认为的

830
00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:32,600
我也是

831
00:39:35,267 --> 00:39:36,967
虽然她平常很任性

832
00:39:36,967 --> 00:39:39,633
但是内心意外地很脆弱

833
00:39:39,633 --> 00:39:41,133
即使如此

834
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,633
喜欢就是喜欢啊

835
00:39:46,633 --> 00:39:48,400
本来就是这样吧

836
00:39:54,900 --> 00:39:56,733
可是…

837
00:39:58,167 --> 00:40:00,600
可是我这个人…

838
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:03,300
没关系

839
00:40:07,333 --> 00:40:09,400
我很清楚你的状况

840
00:40:09,933 --> 00:40:12,033
而且一直都很喜欢你

841
00:40:12,967 --> 00:40:14,533
不用担心

842
00:40:21,233 --> 00:40:22,667
一点都不开心

843
00:40:23,833 --> 00:40:27,100
你个性孤僻，又冲动暴躁

844
00:40:28,933 --> 00:40:31,933
听到只有脸能看的你讲这种话

845
00:40:33,667 --> 00:40:35,433
我根本就不会开心

846
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,533
谢谢你

847
00:40:54,067 --> 00:40:55,933
就是姑且道个谢而已

848
00:41:00,567 --> 00:41:03,833
这就是今天的第一组情侣

849
00:41:03,833 --> 00:41:07,500
说出的甜言蜜语

850
00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:10,800
等等，我不是这个意思

851
00:41:11,667 --> 00:41:13,667
-你们误会了 -欢迎这对情侣

852
00:41:13,667 --> 00:41:15,900
请进入会场

853
00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:17,067
很会嘛

854
00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:19,533
你们搞错了

855
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:41,667
高三情侣免费招待派对

856
00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:42,767
入场条件：入场时，对彼此说甜言蜜语

857
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:45,667
入场条件：入场时，请说出对方的缺点

858
00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:47,500
看我的

859
00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:48,600
去吧

860
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:49,733
-咦 -很好

861
00:41:49,733 --> 00:41:51,000
快去吧

862
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,400
好的，下一对请上前

863
00:41:54,333 --> 00:41:55,500
快过来吧

864
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,400
你们彼此的缺点是什么

865
00:41:59,633 --> 00:42:00,467
-什么 -怎么了

866
00:42:00,467 --> 00:42:01,867
就是…

867
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,900
明明就很弱

868
00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:07,767
却经常不顾一切地胡来

869
00:42:09,233 --> 00:42:10,333
你呢

870
00:42:10,333 --> 00:42:13,567
这个嘛…我想想

871
00:42:14,567 --> 00:42:16,100
不管什么事

872
00:42:17,233 --> 00:42:19,800
总是独自默默承受

873
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:21,700
就算如此

874
00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:23,533
你们还是愿意陪伴彼此吗

875
00:42:26,067 --> 00:42:27,467
愿意…

876
00:42:27,933 --> 00:42:30,067
欢迎入场

877
00:42:32,867 --> 00:42:34,300
赶快进去

878
00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:36,833
还是坦率一点比较好

879
00:42:36,833 --> 00:42:38,933
希望对方能珍惜自己的真心吧

880
00:42:39,433 --> 00:42:41,000
下一对请上前

881
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,833
很好

882
00:42:43,467 --> 00:42:44,733
那走吧

883
00:42:51,933 --> 00:42:54,100
我们说好若你考上东大，就去联谊对吧

884
00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:56,100
-等等 -说吧，对方的缺点是什么

885
00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:58,233
我来，我认为臭脾气是他的缺点

886
00:42:58,233 --> 00:42:59,900
也是，看长相就知道了

887
00:42:59,900 --> 00:43:01,833
-那你呢 -应该是很轻浮吧

888
00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:03,667
-什么 -看长相就知道了

889
00:43:03,667 --> 00:43:05,967
在讲什么，我哪有轻浮

890
00:43:05,967 --> 00:43:07,767
这其实是称赞啦

891
00:43:07,767 --> 00:43:10,100
可以不要拿我当烟雾弹吗

892
00:43:10,700 --> 00:43:12,033
什么意思

893
00:43:12,033 --> 00:43:13,867
唉唷，你在害羞

894
00:43:13,867 --> 00:43:16,167
-我哪有，根本不是 -有人害羞了

895
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,267
-没关系的 -很有关系

896
00:43:19,267 --> 00:43:22,500
-来，下一对请上前 -很好，走吧

897
00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:23,833
来，说吧

898
00:43:23,833 --> 00:43:24,700
明明少根筋

899
00:43:24,700 --> 00:43:26,900
-却在关键时刻退缩 -什么鬼

900
00:43:26,900 --> 00:43:29,000
你那么龟毛，又很容易消沉

901
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,733
而且台词都写得很复杂

902
00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:33,033
-是你记性差吧 -你说什么

903
00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:36,633
那让我来听听，你们喜欢对方哪点吧

904
00:43:36,633 --> 00:43:37,800
咦

905
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,200
-我想想 -是什么

906
00:43:39,933 --> 00:43:42,233
他其实个性非常认真

907
00:43:42,233 --> 00:43:43,433
-是吗 -别到处讲

908
00:43:43,433 --> 00:43:45,100
这样啊，我看他很激动耶

909
00:43:45,100 --> 00:43:46,367
我想跟理奈一起进去的

910
00:43:46,367 --> 00:43:48,033
-你想去新泻吗 -我想跟理奈进去

911
00:43:48,033 --> 00:43:48,900
谁要去新泻

912
00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:50,500
想去新泻就去吧

913
00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:52,233
-走吧 -我想跟理奈进去啦

914
00:43:52,233 --> 00:43:53,400
跟理奈一起

915
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:54,833
还真有活力

916
00:43:54,833 --> 00:43:56,633
我才没被甩

917
00:43:57,833 --> 00:43:59,867
-你就是被甩了啊 -我哪有

918
00:43:59,867 --> 00:44:00,900
不要闹

919
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,433
是说…

920
00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:08,367
要不要去看看情况

921
00:44:10,067 --> 00:44:11,933
说得也是

922
00:44:15,133 --> 00:44:17,167
来，下一对请上前

923
00:44:17,167 --> 00:44:18,733
喂，等一下

924
00:44:18,733 --> 00:44:20,400
什么，怎样

925
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:21,900
我在问你们彼此的缺点

926
00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:23,267
你难道不知道我是谁吗

927
00:44:23,267 --> 00:44:24,333
-谁在乎 -什么

928
00:44:24,333 --> 00:44:26,200
快说对方的缺点

929
00:44:26,933 --> 00:44:28,000
说吧

930
00:44:28,733 --> 00:44:30,433
自以为是，傲慢

931
00:44:30,433 --> 00:44:31,833
-很会糟蹋人 -什么

932
00:44:31,833 --> 00:44:34,033
再加一个动不动就吼人

933
00:44:34,033 --> 00:44:36,833
-好讨厌 -是你逼我的

934
00:44:36,833 --> 00:44:39,833
你很爱讲惹毛我的话

935
00:44:39,833 --> 00:44:43,300
根本就是惹毛大赛的金牌得主

936
00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:45,567
-有那种比赛吗 -再加上很容易发脾气

937
00:44:45,567 --> 00:44:47,867
她平常爱讲些有的没的

938
00:44:47,867 --> 00:44:49,933
在关键时刻却很死脑筋

939
00:44:49,933 --> 00:44:54,000
彷佛把全世界所有缺点，都集于一身

940
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,633
这就是芹泽一花

941
00:44:55,633 --> 00:44:58,033
还有他个性就是这么没品

942
00:44:58,033 --> 00:44:59,833
多加个她单纯就惹人厌

943
00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:02,233
他每次都会做一些蠢动作

944
00:45:02,233 --> 00:45:06,067
她有时候会跳这些莫名其妙的丑舞步

945
00:45:06,067 --> 00:45:07,600
-我明明就跳得很可爱 -超恶心

946
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,100
-好蠢，蠢毙了-真的很蠢

947
00:45:09,100 --> 00:45:10,367
白痴啦，笨死了

948
00:45:10,367 --> 00:45:12,067
骂人白痴的人才最白痴

949
00:45:12,067 --> 00:45:13,200
你们骂得好幼稚

950
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,267
够了，停止

951
00:45:14,267 --> 00:45:16,433
好了，你们都冷静一点

952
00:45:16,433 --> 00:45:17,633
所以呢

953
00:45:17,633 --> 00:45:18,833
你们两个

954
00:45:18,833 --> 00:45:20,767
要陪在彼此身边吗

955
00:45:22,567 --> 00:45:24,233
这也没办法

956
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,133
毕竟只有她能担任我的秘书

957
00:45:29,033 --> 00:45:30,400
那你呢

958
00:45:31,633 --> 00:45:33,100
没办法

959
00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:35,967
毕竟他看起来很需要我

960
00:45:39,300 --> 00:45:40,333
好吧

961
00:45:40,333 --> 00:45:41,700
请入场

962
00:45:43,100 --> 00:45:45,400
-这对情侣很般配 -才不是情侣

963
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:46,633
-你搞错了 -不是吗

964
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:48,700
等一下

965
00:45:48,700 --> 00:45:51,033
你这样不就是说，我希望你待在我身边吗

966
00:45:51,033 --> 00:45:52,033
这就是事实啊

967
00:45:52,033 --> 00:45:53,567
哪有，是你希望我在吧

968
00:45:53,567 --> 00:45:55,667
我压根没这样讲过好吗

969
00:45:55,667 --> 00:45:56,667
你就别害臊了

970
00:45:56,667 --> 00:45:59,067
-你才应该坦率一点吧 -够了啦

971
00:45:59,067 --> 00:46:00,400
你不用再狡辩了

972
00:46:12,167 --> 00:46:14,567
不仅解决了纷争，也跟一花和好了

973
00:46:14,567 --> 00:46:15,833
不愧是天才

974
00:46:16,367 --> 00:46:17,967
这就是你的目的吗

975
00:46:17,967 --> 00:46:19,933
咦，什么意思

976
00:46:19,933 --> 00:46:23,933
我只是借由资料，给予最合适的建议罢了

977
00:46:27,967 --> 00:46:29,200
TEACH

978
00:46:30,133 --> 00:46:31,767
你其实…

979
00:46:39,633 --> 00:46:40,933
怎么了

980
00:46:42,233 --> 00:46:43,500
没什么

981
00:47:16,133 --> 00:47:17,300
是否完全删除资料

982
00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:18,967
资料删除中

983
00:47:18,967 --> 00:47:20,100
资料已删除

984
00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:23,800
让我来告诉你

985
00:47:26,033 --> 00:47:27,800
是否复原资料

986
00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:31,333
加贺美零，11岁

987
00:47:31,333 --> 00:47:32,267
无法透过手术再生

988
00:47:32,267 --> 00:47:33,200
救援队到达时，头部有外伤

989
00:47:35,967 --> 00:47:37,800
下集预告
下一集《富翁教师》

990
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,633
开启新篇章
我能立刻帮你决定，将来的出路

991
00:47:39,633 --> 00:47:41,467
人工智能老师指导0班的出路
这可是3年才有一次的抉择

992
00:47:41,467 --> 00:47:41,967
人工智能老师指导0班的出路
若跟4年一次的战役相比

993
00:47:41,967 --> 00:47:43,233
对上校长，故事加速发展
若跟4年一次的战役相比

994
00:47:43,233 --> 00:47:44,000
对上校长，故事加速发展
根本就没什么大不了

995
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
本剧纯属虚构，祝您有美好的周末
请为学生和选手加油