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-好痛 真是的 -別亂動啦

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妳手真的很笨耶

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幫我弄捲一點 我討厭要捲不捲的

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當了18年女神 我也很辛苦

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還真厲害

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學校裡的老師跟學生

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所有人都想追我

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但宮子就只有一個啊

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真可愛

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妳語氣好敷衍 還"可愛"咧

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真是受不了

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奇怪

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那是0班的學生吧

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擺明就是在吵架

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要打起來了吧

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-應該是 -要打起來了

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你就是加賀美吧

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妳是哪位

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我是東堂真紀子

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東堂嗎

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妳是校長嗎

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沒錯

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就是妳啊

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幸會

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我是加賀美零

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我是芹澤一花

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你們好

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總算見到妳了

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校長

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妳的經營方式真是太棒了

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尤其是0班的制度

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真的非常有效率

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我女兒受你照顧了

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是那個青春期霸凌女A嗎

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-加賀美老師 -沒關係

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我很感謝你

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幫我發現霸凌問題 並適當處理

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完全不偏袒自己女兒 真是公平

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對吧

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-是這樣嗎 -什麼

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妳那什麼態度 沒禮貌

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霸凌…

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是絕不能被原諒的 對吧

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沒錯 正是如此

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-關於我們這間學校 -什麼

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跟包含三角形在內的多邊形

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-妳在說什麼 -兩者的共通點為何

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什麼意思

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(註:日文中"邊 角"與"變革"皆為"HENKAKU")
兩者都需要變革

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什麼

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第2學期請多指教

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什麼

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等一下 我不懂妳說的話

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妳說多邊形跟變革 是什麼意思

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等等 校長

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咦

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那是什麼

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就是變革

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所以邊跟角又怎麼了

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-算了 -妳當我白痴嗎

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第2學期今天正式開始

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因此本校的…

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Beauty…

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-President -沒錯

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Please welcome

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讓我們有請校長

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歡迎她大駕光臨

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奇怪

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是拉門嗎

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-是這樣吧 -對 是平拉的

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熱烈歡迎

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吵死了 我又不是武將

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還演這麼好 真是夠了

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小的不勝感激

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讓我說話

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首先 我不在的期間給各位添麻煩了

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沒有啦 才沒這回事

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-所以呢 -什麼

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這段期間你們做了什麼

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成績完全沒有進步

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在報告書上

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又只有不知是真是假 表面應付的紀錄

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到了最後 甚至出現被霸凌的學生

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太沒用了

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沒用到都要笑出來了

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快點 一起笑

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跟著笑…

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既然如此

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我們改變方針吧

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請問是什麼方針

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首先是紛紛退學

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什麼意思

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-不是這樣 -不要鬧了

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你們連紛紛退學 都不知道嗎

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就是紛紛退學嘛

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就是這樣"啪啪啪"地退學嘛

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-什麼 -妳完全沒說明到

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校長選我 我來說明何謂紛紛退學

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之後要讓引起問題的學生 通通都退學

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回答正確

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尤其是0班的學生

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那些孩子 每個都岌岌可危

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可是這麼做…

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什麼

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什麼都沒有

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-怎麼了 -妳不舒服嗎

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-快說啊 -妳的拿手好戲呢

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噓什麼

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還有教職員丟丟

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教職員丟丟…

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教職員丟丟嗎

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選我選我

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你想幹嘛 我丟…好痛

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讓我回答問題

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紛紛退學…

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-我知道 -紛紛退學回答過了

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問題學生的班導

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要負連帶責任 毫不留情地丟掉

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-可惡 -是這個意思吧

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-非常正確 -還我回答機會

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-謝謝你 -這種做法真不講理

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而且對0班的班導很不利

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妳有什麼企圖

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怎麼了

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為何咄咄逼人

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-我只是提出疑問 -怎麼了嗎

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-沒怎樣 你都不覺得奇怪嗎 -原來如此

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也就是說 你們兩位…

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-打算要辭職 對吧 -什麼…

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你們不想遵循我的作法吧

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真是短暫的相聚 再見了

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-不對 -再見

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要紛紛還是丟丟 都隨便妳

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-你會遵從吧 -沒問題

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因為我的班級管理很完美

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我明白了

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那加油喔 我很看好你們

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情侶老師組

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-什麼… -什麼情侶老師組

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校長 我嚴正反對這個叫法

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這是我的台詞

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-我才要抗議 -校長

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-對吧 -我問妳

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妳這個不是很貴嗎

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是嗎

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這是我爸買的 我不清楚

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父母有錢真好

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才沒這回事

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真好…

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雖然學校很無聊

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-唯一的好處 就是能看到大杉 -話說

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她是晚上玩太兇才調來0班的吧

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-對啊 -一定很隨便

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那都是偏見 就憑妳們

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才贏不了她…

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煩死了 閉嘴

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妳們才不會贏…

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-夠了沒 -我聽了都要吐了

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-有夠不舒服 -超噁的 噁心死了

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男生都好喜歡美波

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難道我不可愛嗎

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什麼 沒有啦

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不對 我不是說妳不可愛

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-我是說… -你在慌什麼啊 噁心

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這罵得有點過分了吧

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-噁心 -我才不噁心

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誰噁心了

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早安

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幹嘛跟他們說話

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起立

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立正 敬禮

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坐下

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給我聽好

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絕對…

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咦…

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-老師… -死了嗎

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不准闖禍

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暑假結束 第一句就說這個嗎

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發生什麼事了嗎

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這是校長的命令

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0班學生一旦引起問題 就立刻退學

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老師也要負連帶責任

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居然跟你們這群傢伙是命運共同體

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真的是 Jesus

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-那是什麼 -怎麼了嗎

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難道你覺得這動作很帥嗎

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-Jesus -別再做了

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-不帥嗎 -老師你再做一次

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-不要拍 -Jesus

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-照片不能公開 -別管Jesus了

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-不要引起問題 Jesus -是你先開始的吧

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《Billion × School 富翁教師》

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喂

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聽到沒

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喂…

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你光說"喂"誰知道在叫誰

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叫主任啊 混蛋

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當我是傭人嗎 白痴

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為何是你 那男的呢

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-你說內卷嗎 -對

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他辭職了

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什麼

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害我要來做他的工作

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不過…

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只要校長能開心就好了

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接著掃樓梯囉

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加賀美老師

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怎麼了

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什麼事

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跟我來一下

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奇怪 妳幹嘛生氣

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-我做了什麼嗎 -快過來

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真是的

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-妳誤會了 -什麼

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說妳很懷舊婦女風的是芹澤

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不要亂栽贓

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奇怪

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發生什麼問題了嗎

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自己說啊 快點

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好

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其實…

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我現在有鎖定的對象

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妳這傢伙

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是狙擊手吧

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目標不是我吧

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"趴地一聲 狙擊你的心"

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-"嗚啦啦 嗚啦啦" -怎麼了

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"嗚啦嗚啦咧"

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來"嗚啦啦 嗚啦啦"

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"嗚啦嗚啦咧…"

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這是在幹嘛

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"嗚啦啦"妳也來跳

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夠了 別把我捲進來

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一臉厭惡 沒在裝的

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真抱歉

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麻煩妳了

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-是要說什麼 -我的愛情故事

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對耶

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00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:40,567
後面讓妳自己說明清楚

240
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-好 -還在嗨唱什麼"嗚啦啦"啊

241
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快給他啊

242
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快點去

243
00:09:47,367 --> 00:09:50,867
他是神樂高中的花井步夢

244
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(給花井)
她們倆也一起幫忙

245
00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:52,967
她們倆也一起幫忙

246
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我才終於跟他交換到LINE

247
00:09:55,867 --> 00:09:58,100
可是花井條件太好了

248
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有很多人喜歡他

249
00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:03,667
不對花井出手 是神樂的規則

250
00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:05,600
外校的怎麼能來攪亂

251
00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,000
醜女在嫉妒人家嗎

252
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,567
妳們是贏不了美波的

253
00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:09,167
什麼…

254
00:10:09,167 --> 00:10:11,133
妳們在講什麼屁話

255
00:10:11,133 --> 00:10:12,800
好了 都別吵

256
00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,900
要是瘀青了 就很難治好

257
00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:16,267
妳誰啊 老太婆

258
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,333
我是誰不重要 妳們別吵了

259
00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:19,767
滾回去啦 大媽

260
00:10:19,767 --> 00:10:22,367
居然叫我大媽

261
00:10:22,367 --> 00:10:25,233
在妳們眼中 我的確像個大媽吧

262
00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:28,767
在江戶時代 大媽就跟阿嬤差不多了

263
00:10:28,767 --> 00:10:30,767
臭丫頭 妳們膽子挺大的嘛

264
00:10:30,767 --> 00:10:34,267
我可是四中有名的骨折瘋牛

265
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:37,400
想用這個穿個牛鼻環的就給我過來

266
00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,100
這些孩子吵得可兇了

267
00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:41,067
吵的只有妳而已吧

268
00:10:41,067 --> 00:10:42,933
妳幹嘛一直針對我

269
00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:45,867
無論如何 幸好只是這種無聊的事

270
00:10:45,867 --> 00:10:48,067
戀愛只是一種錯覺

271
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為了錯覺起爭執還被退學 也太蠢了

272
00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:53,300
現在馬上給我停止

273
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完畢

274
00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:56,833
-什麼… -怎麼了

275
00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:57,967
他在說什麼

276
00:10:57,967 --> 00:10:59,667
老師你沒談過戀愛嗎

277
00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:01,067
我才不會迷失在錯覺裡

278
00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:03,267
老師難道是櫻桃魔法師嗎

279
00:11:03,267 --> 00:11:05,733
-什麼魔法師 -好可愛…

280
00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:07,000
我哪裡可愛了

281
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,600
聽我說 戀愛可不是玩玩而已

282
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:12,467
是賭上女人自尊的決一死戰

283
00:11:12,467 --> 00:11:14,500
-就是說啊 -老師真懂

284
00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:16,367
-就是這樣 -沒錯 我懂

285
00:11:16,367 --> 00:11:18,067
-就是這樣沒錯 -妳根本不懂吧

286
00:11:18,067 --> 00:11:20,067
-絕對不懂 -我會加油

287
00:11:20,067 --> 00:11:22,133
妳們找我來 不是為了阻止吵架嗎

288
00:11:22,133 --> 00:11:23,967
我改變主意了

289
00:11:23,967 --> 00:11:25,700
從現在開始

290
00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:27,900
就是戀愛的全面戰爭

291
00:11:27,900 --> 00:11:30,167
愛的戰爭 2024年

292
00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:31,733
好耶…

293
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:32,733
妳是我這邊的吧

294
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,200
不是 我是這邊的

295
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:35,300
-妳說什麼 -我是愛情傳教士

296
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:36,400
那什麼東西

297
00:11:38,467 --> 00:11:40,100
妳是怎樣

298
00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:45,567
我趁這個暑假 試著開始當乖小孩

299
00:11:45,567 --> 00:11:46,633
就像這樣吧

300
00:11:46,633 --> 00:11:47,900
別開玩笑

301
00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:54,633
我沒在開玩笑

302
00:11:55,967 --> 00:11:57,933
說真的

303
00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:01,300
那種無聊的事情就別再做了吧

304
00:12:10,633 --> 00:12:13,700
妳被加賀美抓到把柄了嗎

305
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,600
我是為了自己

306
00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:30,000
妳什麼都不懂

307
00:12:32,267 --> 00:12:34,333
居然相信老師

308
00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:46,000
這樣看來

309
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,467
我們不能繼續當朋友了

310
00:12:55,133 --> 00:12:56,533
掰掰

311
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,467
不要離開我

312
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:22,867
我知道

313
00:13:30,033 --> 00:13:31,667
愚蠢至極

314
00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:34,567
國高中生很常遇到感情問題

315
00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:36,267
我覺得能收集到很棒的資料

316
00:13:36,267 --> 00:13:38,633
也就是說 妳能解決嗎

317
00:13:38,633 --> 00:13:41,100
-當然 -得救了

318
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:44,433
誰叫這次祕書 完全派不上用場

319
00:13:44,433 --> 00:13:46,300
-什麼 -那種愛來愛去的

320
00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:48,133
應該是女人最擅長的吧

321
00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:49,800
-可是這傢伙… -好了

322
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,533
這種話太過頭了

323
00:13:51,533 --> 00:13:53,067
你在說什麼

324
00:13:53,067 --> 00:13:54,967
社長 你還好意思說嗎

325
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:55,967
什麼意思

326
00:13:55,967 --> 00:13:58,900
我從小就一直在照顧你

327
00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:02,267
請問我哪來的時間談戀愛 你說啊

328
00:14:02,267 --> 00:14:03,467
誰知道

329
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:06,133
我可不記得有求妳照顧我

330
00:14:06,133 --> 00:14:08,067
我是被你雇用才在這裡的

331
00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:10,700
那妳就給我更尊敬雇主一點

332
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:13,100
原來如此 我懂了

333
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:16,000
-什麼 -所以你才會巴結校長

334
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,967
什麼 我何時巴結過她

335
00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:19,233
不要吵架

336
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:22,967
之前也是 還稱讚她經營方針很棒

337
00:14:22,967 --> 00:14:25,067
平常跩得要死 為何對那種人低頭

338
00:14:25,067 --> 00:14:27,533
妳對校長的態度很奇怪

339
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:28,700
為什麼要一直頂撞她

340
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:31,933
我是在說會長才剛過世不久 你真沒骨氣

341
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,833
妳說我爸什麼

342
00:14:47,133 --> 00:14:48,600
怎樣

343
00:14:54,533 --> 00:14:57,200
我在問妳說我爸怎樣了

344
00:14:57,733 --> 00:14:59,067
說啊

345
00:15:05,933 --> 00:15:07,567
難道說

346
00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:12,833
妳搞不清楚什麼話能說 什麼話不能說嗎

347
00:15:13,433 --> 00:15:15,200
真的很抱歉

348
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:19,433
妳今天可以先回去了

349
00:15:22,867 --> 00:15:24,400
失陪了

350
00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:28,467
-等一下 -別管她

351
00:15:28,467 --> 00:15:30,133
等等 一花

352
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:38,767
你們兩個 總是在吵架

353
00:15:41,267 --> 00:15:42,733
一花

354
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,067
問題…

355
00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:50,000
出在妳身上

356
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,767
祕書的工作 現在AI也能處理

357
00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:02,067
AI西裝完成以後 也不需要保鑣了

358
00:16:02,067 --> 00:16:04,300
對加賀美來說

359
00:16:05,033 --> 00:16:08,233
就算沒有妳 他也不痛不癢

360
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,733
一花

361
00:16:13,067 --> 00:16:15,933
妳要先掂掂自己斤兩再說話

362
00:16:26,133 --> 00:16:27,900
說得真好

363
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:29,600
真不愧是TEACH

364
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,700
論點真是一針見血

365
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,600
我知道了

366
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,400
我會掂掂自己斤兩的

367
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,067
妳的對手很多

368
00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:54,933
就像有許多買家 為了唯一的產品起爭執

369
00:16:54,933 --> 00:16:56,833
解決方法有兩種

370
00:16:56,833 --> 00:17:00,367
把產品價值拉低 或將所有權歸給某人

371
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,100
等一下 什麼意思

372
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,833
你可以用雞蛋來說明嗎

373
00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:04,867
-雞蛋嗎 -比較好懂

374
00:17:04,867 --> 00:17:06,367
要怎麼做

375
00:17:06,367 --> 00:17:07,767
約他去這裡

376
00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:10,700
"高3情侶免費招待派對"

377
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:12,633
等等 這場地超高級的吧

378
00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:13,633
(場地:K皇家大飯店)
是嗎

379
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:18,300
只要不好高騖遠 目標達成率就能飆升

380
00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:20,600
我就是為此準備的 感謝我吧

381
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,600
愛情這種東西

382
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:25,333
我會證明 那只是堆疊出來的錯覺

383
00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:27,333
-怎麼回事 -什麼意思

384
00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:29,000
你能用雞蛋舉例嗎

385
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,300
-非雞蛋不可嗎 -對

386
00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:39,433
(高3情侶免費招待派對)
真好耶

387
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:40,133
(高3情侶免費招待派對)
我也希望有人約我

388
00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:41,733
我也希望有人約我

389
00:17:41,733 --> 00:17:44,933
妳指的那個人是誰

390
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:47,100
我想想…

391
00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:52,100
日下部之類的

392
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,767
誰啊 那傢伙是誰

393
00:17:53,767 --> 00:17:55,367
你為什麼不認識

394
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:56,333
他就在那裡啊

395
00:17:57,167 --> 00:17:58,533
就是他啊

396
00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:00,267
為什麼

397
00:18:00,267 --> 00:18:03,167
因為他是班上最帥的啊

398
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:06,200
現在誰還會留棕色長髮啊

399
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,867
-你有資格說嗎 -好痛 很痛啦

400
00:18:07,867 --> 00:18:11,000
你去幫我問他 有要跟誰去派對嗎

401
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,567
-我嗎 -對

402
00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:13,933
我們沒說過話耶

403
00:18:13,933 --> 00:18:15,900
沒問題 我幫妳問吧

404
00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:17,900
包在我身上

405
00:18:18,867 --> 00:18:20,000
喂

406
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,000
那個…

407
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,467
-金指嗎 -我是日下部

408
00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:25,700
那是誰啊

409
00:18:26,467 --> 00:18:27,967
你有要跟誰去派對嗎

410
00:18:27,967 --> 00:18:30,200
-什麼 -你有沒有女友

411
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,433
-什麼啦 -快說你有

412
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:34,900
我有事要跟你說

413
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:36,067
什麼

414
00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:37,800
你喜歡大杉美波嗎…

415
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,200
不要一起大聲複誦

416
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,167
傻眼 你也是美波派嗎

417
00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:43,767
我從小學就喜歡她

418
00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:45,733
-這麼久嗎 -太純情了吧

419
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:47,667
好專情喔 甜死了

420
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:50,267
你跟我是同類型的吧

421
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:54,433
但認識這麼久 反而很難有進一步發展吧

422
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,800
所以啊

423
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,633
我才想藉此 讓你們幫我想辦法

424
00:18:58,633 --> 00:19:01,367
你不如直接尋找下一段戀情吧

425
00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:05,100
等等 先等一下

426
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:06,933
我說那個…

427
00:19:06,933 --> 00:19:08,367
-我們會幫你 -什麼

428
00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:11,100
我絕對會撮合你們

429
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:13,700
除了大杉以外 你不准看上任何人

430
00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:16,100
你就安靜把眼睛閉上

431
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:18,267
你幹嘛這麼激動

432
00:19:18,267 --> 00:19:20,300
-因為我們是朋友 -什麼

433
00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:22,367
-你根本不知道他名字 -我知道

434
00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:23,433
那他姓什麼

435
00:19:23,433 --> 00:19:24,667
-金指 -錯了

436
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:26,367
不然他姓什麼

437
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,767
-不是金指嗎 -不是

438
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:31,400
你們究竟在打什麼算盤

439
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,733
芹澤 妳跟這件事無關嗎

440
00:19:36,733 --> 00:19:38,833
-是 -真抱歉

441
00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:41,633
我以為你們總是會黏在一起

442
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,167
你們吵架了嗎

443
00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:46,333
-沒有 -有吧

444
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:48,033
-才沒有 -還吵得很兇

445
00:19:48,033 --> 00:19:49,300
我們沒吵架

446
00:19:49,633 --> 00:19:51,367
TEACH 作戰開始

447
00:19:51,367 --> 00:19:52,500
請下指令

448
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,400
收到

449
00:19:58,100 --> 00:19:59,767
我們…

450
00:19:59,767 --> 00:20:02,433
好像又被捲進奇怪的事情了

451
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,533
話說

452
00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:06,667
這次作戰

453
00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:09,400
要是成功了

454
00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:14,500
我們也要去嗎

455
00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:16,033
什麼

456
00:20:16,033 --> 00:20:17,333
就是…

457
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,800
那個派對

458
00:20:22,167 --> 00:20:23,400
我…

459
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,800
那個…

460
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,000
"目標來了 做好準備"

461
00:20:32,033 --> 00:20:33,467
首先是溫莎效應

462
00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:36,333
透過第三者的稱讚 提升好感

463
00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:41,767
繪都的大杉美波 人很不錯吧

464
00:20:41,767 --> 00:20:43,233
是啊

465
00:20:43,233 --> 00:20:46,100
很善解人意 大家都很依賴她

466
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:49,400
而且很愛乾淨 垃圾分類也很認真

467
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:52,200
聽說她還常去當義工

468
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,867
真的嗎 太完美了

469
00:20:54,867 --> 00:20:56,433
對啊…

470
00:21:02,067 --> 00:21:03,633
下午3點42分時

471
00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:06,400
記得喝著水果歐蕾 到天橋上來

472
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,867
什麼意思

473
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:09,933
接著是共時性

474
00:21:09,933 --> 00:21:12,100
透過巧遇 創造命中注定感

475
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:13,667
哎呀…

476
00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:15,100
一樣…

477
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:16,133
(水果歐蕾)

478
00:21:22,967 --> 00:21:24,533
妳還好嗎…

479
00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:26,400
不好意思 謝謝你們

480
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,400
妳站得起來嗎

481
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,133
妳有沒有受傷

482
00:21:29,133 --> 00:21:30,033
對了

483
00:21:30,033 --> 00:21:32,367
這個給你們

484
00:21:32,367 --> 00:21:33,333
-什麼 -再見

485
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,867
-等一下 -等等 這是…

486
00:21:35,233 --> 00:21:36,567
這是餐券

487
00:21:36,567 --> 00:21:38,100
(約台幣2220元)
一萬元耶

488
00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:47,800
之前我們還講過電話

489
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,000
他聲音超好聽的

490
00:21:51,367 --> 00:21:52,900
女孩子啊

491
00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:57,400
只要被不經意地稱讚

492
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,400
就會心動

493
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,600
-我戳 -好燙

494
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,467
-很棒耶 -真的嗎

495
00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:06,433
髮型很適合妳

496
00:22:09,367 --> 00:22:10,433
奇怪

497
00:22:12,233 --> 00:22:14,733
傻眼 太不經意了 完全沒被發現

498
00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:16,600
真會吐嘈 可以進吉本了

499
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,767
誰是搞笑藝人啊

500
00:22:17,767 --> 00:22:18,867
太讚了

501
00:22:18,867 --> 00:22:20,067
真是夠了你

502
00:22:24,267 --> 00:22:26,133
果然還是要靠反差

503
00:22:26,133 --> 00:22:28,200
反差…

504
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:31,867
那種痞痞的樣子卻在掃地 會很心動吧

505
00:22:31,867 --> 00:22:34,367
-天啊 -真的假的

506
00:22:34,367 --> 00:22:35,900
-妳可以嗎 -可以

507
00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:37,400
走吧

508
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:40,400
其實我平常也會打掃

509
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,267
我來幫你

510
00:22:41,267 --> 00:22:43,833
-你幹嘛 -他在做什麼

511
00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:45,067
-借我一下 -你別搶

512
00:22:45,067 --> 00:22:46,367
-好了啦 放手 -我不掃還有意義嗎

513
00:22:46,367 --> 00:22:48,300
這不是紺野跟日下部嗎

514
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,000
天啊 他們在幹嘛

515
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,667
-為什麼在搶垃圾 -讓我來

516
00:22:57,533 --> 00:22:58,800
走吧

517
00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:04,300
努力都白費了

518
00:23:05,567 --> 00:23:08,233
你到底在幹嘛 白痴

519
00:23:08,233 --> 00:23:09,567
好痛

520
00:23:09,567 --> 00:23:10,800
太離譜了

521
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,233
這要我做才行啊

522
00:23:12,233 --> 00:23:14,267
-大蠢蛋 -臭小子

523
00:23:15,367 --> 00:23:16,767
(高3情侶免費招待派對)
歡迎光臨

524
00:23:16,767 --> 00:23:18,800
小姐 請參考看看

525
00:23:19,633 --> 00:23:21,533
原來妳爸爸在外商工作

526
00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:24,667
是啊 所以他經常不在家

527
00:23:24,667 --> 00:23:25,667
很自由 很好啊

528
00:23:25,667 --> 00:23:27,067
才沒有 我很寂寞

529
00:23:27,067 --> 00:23:29,133
我很愛跟家人在一起

530
00:23:29,133 --> 00:23:30,633
氣氛很好耶

531
00:23:30,633 --> 00:23:32,833
是嗎 我是不懂

532
00:23:32,833 --> 00:23:34,033
不過…

533
00:23:34,033 --> 00:23:35,567
妳怎麼點了這麼貴的

534
00:23:35,567 --> 00:23:37,900
-感受氣氛嘛 -氣氛嗎 妳又不能吃

535
00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:39,300
妳在幹嘛

536
00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:41,467
-好香 -妳又聞不到

537
00:23:41,467 --> 00:23:43,033
-什麼都沒聞到 -我想也是

538
00:23:43,033 --> 00:23:44,800
因為我沒幫妳設定嗅覺的功能

539
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,300
對了 是說你們繪都學園

540
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:49,500
有個很糟的班級 是3年0班吧

541
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:50,600
是啊 沒錯

542
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,033
妳有朋友在那班嗎

543
00:23:52,033 --> 00:23:53,667
當然沒有

544
00:23:53,667 --> 00:23:56,900
一般學生是不會被踢到那種班級的

545
00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:58,300
-是嗎 -對

546
00:23:58,300 --> 00:24:00,900
那差不多該進入重頭戲了吧

547
00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:03,633
-什麼重頭戲 -最後的手段是吊橋效應

548
00:24:03,633 --> 00:24:06,233
將恐懼造成的心跳加速 當成戀愛的心動感

549
00:24:06,233 --> 00:24:07,833
就用這個經典的技巧來收尾

550
00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:09,167
是喔

551
00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:13,467
對了

552
00:24:13,467 --> 00:24:15,367
還沒決定怎麼稱呼妳

553
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,667
對耶 沒錯

554
00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:21,467
那麼…

555
00:24:21,467 --> 00:24:23,700
我可以叫妳公主嗎

556
00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:25,600
咦 可是我叫美波耶

557
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,233
總覺得妳很有公主的氣質

558
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,233
才沒有

559
00:24:30,233 --> 00:24:31,933
很榮幸能遇見妳

560
00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:35,700
別這樣 很害羞耶

561
00:24:37,467 --> 00:24:39,633
"火災發生…"

562
00:24:39,633 --> 00:24:41,733
發生火災了 請趕快逃生

563
00:24:41,733 --> 00:24:42,567
不會吧…

564
00:24:42,567 --> 00:24:45,133
-失火了 快跑 -天啊 我們快走

565
00:24:45,133 --> 00:24:46,667
快點逃生 往這裡

566
00:24:46,667 --> 00:24:48,967
來 走這邊 趕快離開

567
00:24:50,667 --> 00:24:51,900
走這裡

568
00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:53,467
快點過來這邊

569
00:24:55,433 --> 00:24:58,233
聽我說 火勢已經往這裡逼近了

570
00:24:58,233 --> 00:25:00,633
所以請你們從這裡下去

571
00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:03,600
真的假的…

572
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,933
你就直球告白看看啊

573
00:25:04,933 --> 00:25:07,067
-這樣搞不好最令人心動 -可是…

574
00:25:07,067 --> 00:25:09,467
直球不是投球嗎

575
00:25:09,467 --> 00:25:11,033
不覺得很吵雜嗎

576
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,267
沒事的 放心

577
00:25:13,267 --> 00:25:14,933
你們快點一起下去

578
00:25:14,933 --> 00:25:16,533
-是美波 -好了 動作快

579
00:25:16,533 --> 00:25:18,133
-快下去 -不是吧

580
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:21,600
走吧

581
00:25:31,233 --> 00:25:32,567
記得要牽手

582
00:25:32,567 --> 00:25:34,567
牽著手溜下去

583
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,400
預備…

584
00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:47,133
天啊

585
00:25:51,367 --> 00:25:53,333
得救了

586
00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:55,433
-太好了 -沒事了

587
00:25:55,433 --> 00:25:57,600
我還以為肯定完蛋了

588
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:07,433
那邊的朋友 要不要一同參與

589
00:26:07,433 --> 00:26:08,967
梅野 就是現在

590
00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:11,833
(立刻邀約 就是現在)

591
00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:17,967
花井

592
00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:19,600
什麼事

593
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,300
你知道這個派對嗎

594
00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:23,500
這個啊 知道

595
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,700
方便的話

596
00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:30,233
你願不願意和我一起參加

597
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,633
我很樂意陪妳去

598
00:26:37,633 --> 00:26:39,067
公主

599
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,933
恭喜你們

600
00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:52,500
謝謝大家

601
00:26:53,633 --> 00:26:54,800
成功了

602
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,500
耶…

603
00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:58,067
天啊 好猛

604
00:26:58,067 --> 00:26:59,033
TEACH

605
00:26:59,033 --> 00:27:01,300
我想請妳幫我調查一件事

606
00:27:03,767 --> 00:27:05,467
大杉美波

607
00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:08,333
老師

608
00:27:08,333 --> 00:27:10,533
謝謝你幫這麼多忙 事情很順利

609
00:27:10,533 --> 00:27:11,900
妳這傢伙

610
00:27:11,900 --> 00:27:13,700
是打算要騙婚嗎

611
00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:15,000
什麼

612
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,167
不管是班級 家庭 還是父母

613
00:27:18,167 --> 00:27:19,767
資料全都是假的

614
00:27:19,767 --> 00:27:22,700
我可不想幫助一個騙子

615
00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:26,367
-你反應太大了 -哪有

616
00:27:26,367 --> 00:27:27,933
可惡

617
00:27:27,933 --> 00:27:31,867
看妳戴著假貨炫耀時 我就該發現了

618
00:27:31,867 --> 00:27:34,267
有什麼辦法 我就沒半個優點啊

619
00:27:34,267 --> 00:27:36,367
妳現在直接擺爛 還給我跩起來了

620
00:27:36,367 --> 00:27:38,800
-在那邊裝 -煩死了

621
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,733
我可是有人設的

622
00:27:40,733 --> 00:27:42,033
什麼鬼人設

623
00:27:42,033 --> 00:27:45,200
不僅可愛又溫柔 還很有錢

624
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,767
這就是我的人設

625
00:27:46,767 --> 00:27:49,167
真正的我 和這種人設根本不搭

626
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:51,900
妳說跟自己不搭 是什麼意思

627
00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:54,967
你要是說出去 我就爆料你是魔法師

628
00:27:54,967 --> 00:27:56,133
什麼 喂

629
00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:58,567
魔法師到底是什麼意思 給我講清楚

630
00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:02,700
喂 妳那不懷好意的回眸是怎樣

631
00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:03,667
站住

632
00:28:06,133 --> 00:28:08,467
真是的 被他折騰這麼久

633
00:28:08,467 --> 00:28:11,167
是時候讓他瞧瞧我的厲害了

634
00:28:12,467 --> 00:28:14,533
還是妳去揭發他職場霸凌

635
00:28:14,533 --> 00:28:17,067
沒有啦 我可沒說是職場霸凌

636
00:28:17,067 --> 00:28:20,867
怎麼看都是職場霸凌啊 他又那麼怪

637
00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:22,200
他也有性騷擾妳吧

638
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,900
不要亂說 這點我敢保證沒有

639
00:28:24,900 --> 00:28:27,800
是說他雖然怪 但還是知道分寸的

640
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,100
不過他還是很討人厭

641
00:28:30,100 --> 00:28:31,333
該怎麼講…

642
00:28:31,333 --> 00:28:33,867
雖然他看似這個樣子

643
00:28:33,867 --> 00:28:37,300
但在他內心的極深之處

644
00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:39,333
還是保有溫柔與善良的

645
00:28:41,967 --> 00:28:43,700
不會吧

646
00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:45,200
怎麼了

647
00:28:46,167 --> 00:28:48,000
妳喜歡他吧

648
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,033
-怎麼可能 -還嘴硬

649
00:28:50,033 --> 00:28:51,467
妳根本就喜歡人家

650
00:28:51,467 --> 00:28:53,033
-妳肯定喜歡他 -不可能

651
00:28:53,033 --> 00:28:54,667
我對他不是這種感覺

652
00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:55,933
妳只是在說服自己吧

653
00:28:55,933 --> 00:28:58,100
-手是怎樣 還這樣左右動 -不是

654
00:28:58,100 --> 00:29:01,100
我們的情況滿複雜的

655
00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:02,967
是嗎 這樣啊

656
00:29:05,667 --> 00:29:08,633
我該怎麼做才好

657
00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:14,300
這取決於妳到底想怎麼做吧

658
00:29:18,267 --> 00:29:20,100
我是不知道啦

659
00:29:22,733 --> 00:29:23,867
哎呀

660
00:29:23,867 --> 00:29:26,167
美波說進展很順利 妳看

661
00:29:26,167 --> 00:29:27,867
我們建了一個LINE群組

662
00:29:27,867 --> 00:29:29,967
而且群組名稱是"戀愛同盟"

663
00:29:29,967 --> 00:29:31,000
好俗喔

664
00:29:31,733 --> 00:29:33,367
妳看一下這個

665
00:29:33,367 --> 00:29:36,333
"他說我很像公主 就決定叫我公主了"

666
00:29:36,333 --> 00:29:39,033
-她這樣講 -天啊 戀愛的酸甜

667
00:29:39,033 --> 00:29:40,200
好羨慕喔

668
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,900
堺老師 妳沒有戀愛對象嗎

669
00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:44,567
才沒有咧

670
00:29:45,133 --> 00:29:47,667
之前是有個這樣的對象

671
00:29:47,667 --> 00:29:48,867
什麼意思

672
00:29:48,867 --> 00:29:50,500
怎麼 看不懂嗎

673
00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:52,500
就是他劈腿偷吃啊

674
00:29:53,033 --> 00:29:55,867
那小鬼竟然把我叫成"茱利亞"

675
00:29:55,867 --> 00:29:58,533
這什麼老套的破功方式啊

676
00:29:58,533 --> 00:30:00,300
再說茱利亞是什麼鬼

677
00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:04,867
怎樣才能把茱利亞跟宮子搞混 他白痴吧

678
00:30:04,867 --> 00:30:07,633
給我去死吧 老闆再來8串烤雞皮

679
00:30:07,633 --> 00:30:11,600
那天之後 一花就真的沒再露面了

680
00:30:12,233 --> 00:30:14,833
不知道該不該說她無情

681
00:30:15,567 --> 00:30:18,033
她還是會去上班 不要緊

682
00:30:18,033 --> 00:30:19,600
她搞不好打算背叛你

683
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,500
她才不是這種人

684
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:22,900
她那麼愛頂撞你

685
00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:24,233
還是保持警惕比較好吧

686
00:30:24,233 --> 00:30:26,233
妳一點都不懂

687
00:30:29,533 --> 00:30:32,300
沒人能像她一樣 這麼為我著想了

688
00:30:37,167 --> 00:30:38,900
我的確不懂

689
00:30:39,833 --> 00:30:41,767
畢竟我是AI

690
00:30:54,767 --> 00:30:56,867
一定要心裡小鹿亂撞才行啊

691
00:30:56,867 --> 00:30:59,200
所以到底是怎樣撞

692
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,633
日下部 大家想說一起去派對

693
00:31:05,633 --> 00:31:07,067
要不要一起去

694
00:31:10,167 --> 00:31:11,333
我就算了吧

695
00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:12,867
這種時候 就要爽快答應啊

696
00:31:12,867 --> 00:31:14,300
抱歉

697
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,100
喂

698
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,067
我有個朋友讀神樂高中

699
00:31:24,067 --> 00:31:26,133
他給我看了很有意思的東西

700
00:31:44,533 --> 00:31:48,033
是說進場時 你們打算怎麼分組

701
00:31:48,033 --> 00:31:51,033
這種場合 當然要由男方主動邀約吧

702
00:31:51,033 --> 00:31:52,867
-對吧 姬香 -什麼

703
00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:55,533
是啊

704
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,233
我知道了 那用猜拳來決定如何

705
00:32:01,233 --> 00:32:03,667
-才不要 無聊死了 -別想 誰要啊

706
00:32:04,367 --> 00:32:08,100
"開放入場前 還請稍候片刻"

707
00:32:18,933 --> 00:32:20,800
美波在看我們

708
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,300
-要讓她加入嗎 -不要

709
00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:24,167
她那麼討人厭

710
00:32:24,167 --> 00:32:25,533
她臉一直都很臭吧

711
00:32:25,533 --> 00:32:28,267
以為自己很可愛 真是自我感覺良好

712
00:32:33,133 --> 00:32:35,233
妳的便服一定都很時髦吧

713
00:32:35,233 --> 00:32:38,033
-有嗎 -要是很土 才令人震驚吧

714
00:32:38,033 --> 00:32:39,900
而且妳應該是千金小姐吧

715
00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:41,300
妳家裡長怎樣

716
00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:43,100
她跟廉價住宅很不搭吧

717
00:32:43,100 --> 00:32:44,533
肯定不適合

718
00:32:44,533 --> 00:32:45,833
妳家一定很大吧

719
00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:47,267
屋子是白色的嗎 還是金色

720
00:32:47,267 --> 00:32:50,300
白色的吧 潔白又寬敞

721
00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:51,333
還有水晶吊燈吧

722
00:32:51,333 --> 00:32:52,900
哇 吊燈嗎

723
00:32:52,900 --> 00:32:54,367
公主

724
00:32:57,433 --> 00:32:59,100
妳的洋裝好漂亮

725
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,100
謝謝你

726
00:33:02,533 --> 00:33:04,267
美波

727
00:33:06,667 --> 00:33:08,200
你怎麼來了

728
00:33:08,967 --> 00:33:10,567
不要去

729
00:33:11,233 --> 00:33:12,900
你在說什麼

730
00:33:15,967 --> 00:33:17,433
-你幹嘛 -好戲來了

731
00:33:17,433 --> 00:33:18,867
等一下

732
00:33:18,867 --> 00:33:21,333
他怎麼可能默不作聲

733
00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,167
不要這樣

734
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,100
這傢伙才不是什麼好人

735
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:28,833
我問你

736
00:33:28,833 --> 00:33:31,100
你喜歡她嗎

737
00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:32,500
什麼鬼

738
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:34,933
你是想阻撓我們 才說這種話的吧

739
00:33:35,433 --> 00:33:37,233
你搞錯狀況了吧

740
00:33:37,233 --> 00:33:39,300
怎麼想都是這樣

741
00:33:39,733 --> 00:33:41,433
有夠惡劣

742
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,367
你不要再來跟我搭話了

743
00:33:45,367 --> 00:33:46,667
走吧

744
00:33:48,733 --> 00:33:49,767
好

745
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:56,433
(高3情侶免費招待派對)

746
00:33:57,333 --> 00:33:58,600
他們來了

747
00:33:58,600 --> 00:33:59,600
對啊

748
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:00,867
-好期待 -就是啊

749
00:34:00,867 --> 00:34:02,967
我都興奮起來了

750
00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:08,933
喂

751
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,633
-該死的王八蛋 -別動手

752
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:12,667
好痛

753
00:34:12,667 --> 00:34:13,933
你心知肚明吧

754
00:34:13,933 --> 00:34:15,200
-別這樣 -快打

755
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:16,133
-住手 -別打了

756
00:34:16,133 --> 00:34:17,567
少給老子在那亂來

757
00:34:17,567 --> 00:34:21,967
歡迎各位來到…

758
00:34:22,733 --> 00:34:23,833
本場派對

759
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:34,233
現在前排貴賓 賞我一杯喝到一半的甘酒

760
00:34:34,233 --> 00:34:35,333
真是感謝

761
00:34:35,333 --> 00:34:37,833
反正甘酒永遠都不嫌多

762
00:34:37,833 --> 00:34:40,533
好的 就如我所說的

763
00:34:40,533 --> 00:34:44,733
就讓作為代表的這一組情侶

764
00:34:44,733 --> 00:34:49,067
來對彼此說甜言蜜語如何

765
00:34:49,067 --> 00:34:51,133
光講甜言蜜語夠嗎 不夠也沒辦法了

766
00:34:51,133 --> 00:34:52,700
其他的就回家繼續

767
00:34:52,700 --> 00:34:54,067
給我回家再說

768
00:34:54,567 --> 00:34:56,067
大庭廣眾之下 克制一點啊

769
00:34:56,067 --> 00:34:58,767
就如我所說的

770
00:34:58,767 --> 00:35:01,200
被選中的男生

771
00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:04,133
就是這一位

772
00:35:04,133 --> 00:35:05,500
花井步夢

773
00:35:07,667 --> 00:35:09,867
-什麼 -接下來是…

774
00:35:10,533 --> 00:35:12,267
他的女伴

775
00:35:12,667 --> 00:35:13,767
公主

776
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,033
公主

777
00:35:21,967 --> 00:35:23,300
再一位公主

778
00:35:24,033 --> 00:35:25,367
還有一位公主

779
00:35:25,367 --> 00:35:26,833
依然是公主

780
00:35:29,433 --> 00:35:31,467
請揭開布幕

781
00:35:35,567 --> 00:35:37,667
你的甜言蜜語呢

782
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:40,700
真是了不起的時間管理大師

783
00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:42,700
竟然能同時和5人交往

784
00:35:45,133 --> 00:35:48,400
而且你的危機管理 也很有一套

785
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:51,433
竟然把我叫成"茱利亞"

786
00:35:51,433 --> 00:35:54,833
外遇因叫錯名字 而被揭穿的案例很多

787
00:35:55,533 --> 00:35:56,533
怎樣

788
00:35:56,533 --> 00:35:57,933
我是要談公事

789
00:36:01,367 --> 00:36:02,700
這是…

790
00:36:03,267 --> 00:36:04,833
-所以是什麼意思 -理解力真差

791
00:36:04,833 --> 00:36:06,767
-什麼 -為了避免被拆穿

792
00:36:06,767 --> 00:36:09,300
你便統一稱呼每個人為"公主"

793
00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:11,700
能渣成這樣 也滿令人佩服的

794
00:36:11,700 --> 00:36:14,400
-太扯了吧 -你在搞什麼

795
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,500
究竟怎麼回事

796
00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:16,933
不是的 聽我說

797
00:36:16,933 --> 00:36:18,300
哪裡不是了

798
00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:20,367
-這個嘛… -你糟透了 爛人

799
00:36:20,367 --> 00:36:22,167
妳有資格指責別人嗎

800
00:36:23,033 --> 00:36:25,033
妳不也是滿口謊言嗎

801
00:36:29,333 --> 00:36:30,767
別讓他跑了

802
00:36:35,367 --> 00:36:38,567
以謊言換回來的 就只是謊言而已

803
00:36:38,567 --> 00:36:40,600
這是千古不變的道理

804
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,400
煩死了

805
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,233
-有什麼辦法 -因為妳沒半個優點嗎

806
00:36:45,233 --> 00:36:48,033
還是說因為妳的人設

807
00:36:52,833 --> 00:36:54,467
有夠愚蠢

808
00:36:55,833 --> 00:36:59,400
會被分到放牛班的蠢蛋

809
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,000
家境了不起就是中層階級

810
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,500
妳是用打工錢 到處購買精品假貨的傻子

811
00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:09,233
總是在意周遭目光 沒出息又愛慕虛榮

812
00:37:10,100 --> 00:37:13,267
妳的確沒有半個優點

813
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,733
別說了

814
00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:20,967
即便如此

815
00:37:23,567 --> 00:37:26,000
還是有願意陪在妳身邊的人

816
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,100
人類可不是AI

817
00:37:42,133 --> 00:37:45,133
你們每個人的缺點都多的是

818
00:37:45,967 --> 00:37:47,467
不過…

819
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:52,833
肯定會有知道這些 還願意接受的人

820
00:37:54,133 --> 00:37:55,400
不只是說妳

821
00:37:55,900 --> 00:37:57,967
你們幾個也是

822
00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:01,800
而且恐怕…

823
00:38:03,633 --> 00:38:05,300
連我也一樣

824
00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:12,067
妳有沒有想過

825
00:38:13,133 --> 00:38:16,467
這種人才是妳應該來往的對象

826
00:38:18,267 --> 00:38:20,167
繼續選擇隱瞞

827
00:38:20,167 --> 00:38:22,833
妳只會一輩子都錯過對的人

828
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,433
我想說…

829
00:38:35,567 --> 00:38:37,800
我也是這麼認為的

830
00:38:41,833 --> 00:38:43,100
我也是

831
00:38:45,767 --> 00:38:47,467
雖然她平常很任性

832
00:38:47,467 --> 00:38:50,133
但是內心意外地很脆弱

833
00:38:50,133 --> 00:38:51,633
即使如此

834
00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:57,133
喜歡就是喜歡啊

835
00:38:57,133 --> 00:38:58,900
本來就是這樣吧

836
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,233
可是…

837
00:39:08,667 --> 00:39:11,100
可是我這個人…

838
00:39:12,233 --> 00:39:13,800
沒關係

839
00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:19,900
我很清楚妳的狀況

840
00:39:20,433 --> 00:39:22,533
而且一直都很喜歡妳

841
00:39:23,467 --> 00:39:25,033
不用擔心

842
00:39:31,733 --> 00:39:33,167
一點都不開心

843
00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:37,600
你個性孤僻 又衝動暴躁

844
00:39:39,433 --> 00:39:42,433
聽到只有臉能看的你講這種話

845
00:39:44,167 --> 00:39:45,933
我根本就不會開心

846
00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:01,033
謝謝你

847
00:40:04,567 --> 00:40:06,433
就是姑且道個謝而已

848
00:40:11,067 --> 00:40:14,333
這就是今天的第一組情侶

849
00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:18,000
說出的甜言蜜語

850
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,300
等等 我不是這個意思

851
00:40:22,167 --> 00:40:24,167
-你們誤會了 -歡迎這對情侶

852
00:40:24,167 --> 00:40:26,400
請進入會場

853
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:27,567
很會嘛

854
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,033
你們搞錯了

855
00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:52,167
(高3情侶免費招待派對)

856
00:40:52,167 --> 00:40:53,267
(入場條件:入場時 對彼此說甜言蜜語)

857
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,167
(入場條件:入場時 請說出對方的缺點)

858
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,000
看我的

859
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,100
去吧

860
00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:00,233
-咦 -很好

861
00:41:00,233 --> 00:41:01,500
快去吧

862
00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:03,900
好的 下一對請上前

863
00:41:04,833 --> 00:41:06,000
快過來吧

864
00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:08,900
你們彼此的缺點是什麼

865
00:41:10,133 --> 00:41:10,967
-什麼 -怎麼了

866
00:41:10,967 --> 00:41:12,367
就是…

867
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,400
明明就很弱

868
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,267
卻經常不顧一切地胡來

869
00:41:19,733 --> 00:41:20,833
你呢

870
00:41:20,833 --> 00:41:24,067
這個嘛…我想想

871
00:41:25,067 --> 00:41:26,600
不管什麼事

872
00:41:27,733 --> 00:41:30,300
總是獨自默默承受

873
00:41:30,900 --> 00:41:32,200
就算如此

874
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,033
你們還是願意陪伴彼此嗎

875
00:41:36,567 --> 00:41:37,967
願意…

876
00:41:38,433 --> 00:41:40,567
歡迎入場

877
00:41:43,367 --> 00:41:44,800
趕快進去

878
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,333
還是坦率一點比較好

879
00:41:47,333 --> 00:41:49,433
希望對方能珍惜自己的真心吧

880
00:41:49,933 --> 00:41:51,500
下一對請上前

881
00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:53,333
很好

882
00:41:53,967 --> 00:41:55,233
那走吧

883
00:42:02,433 --> 00:42:04,600
我們說好若你考上東大 就去聯誼對吧

884
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,600
-等等 -說吧 對方的缺點是什麼

885
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,733
我來 我認為臭脾氣是他的缺點

886
00:42:08,733 --> 00:42:10,400
也是 看長相就知道了

887
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,333
-那你呢 -應該是很輕浮吧

888
00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:14,167
-什麼 -看長相就知道了

889
00:42:14,167 --> 00:42:16,467
在講什麼 我哪有輕浮

890
00:42:16,467 --> 00:42:18,267
這其實是稱讚啦

891
00:42:18,267 --> 00:42:20,600
可以不要拿我當煙霧彈嗎

892
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,533
什麼意思

893
00:42:22,533 --> 00:42:24,367
唉唷 妳在害羞

894
00:42:24,367 --> 00:42:26,667
-我哪有 根本不是 -有人害羞了

895
00:42:27,900 --> 00:42:29,767
-沒關係的 -很有關係

896
00:42:29,767 --> 00:42:33,000
-來 下一對請上前 -很好 走吧

897
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,333
來 說吧

898
00:42:34,333 --> 00:42:35,200
明明少根筋

899
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,400
-卻在關鍵時刻退縮 -什麼鬼

900
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,500
你那麼龜毛 又很容易消沉

901
00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:41,233
而且台詞都寫得很複雜

902
00:42:41,233 --> 00:42:43,533
-是你記性差吧 -你說什麼

903
00:42:43,833 --> 00:42:47,133
那讓我來聽聽 你們喜歡對方哪點吧

904
00:42:47,133 --> 00:42:48,300
咦

905
00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:49,700
-我想想 -是什麼

906
00:42:50,433 --> 00:42:52,733
他其實個性非常認真

907
00:42:52,733 --> 00:42:53,933
-是嗎 -別到處講

908
00:42:53,933 --> 00:42:55,600
這樣啊 我看他很激動耶

909
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:56,867
我想跟理奈一起進去的

910
00:42:56,867 --> 00:42:58,533
-你想去新潟嗎 -我想跟理奈進去

911
00:42:58,533 --> 00:42:59,400
誰要去新潟

912
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,000
想去新潟就去吧

913
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,733
-走吧 -我想跟理奈進去啦

914
00:43:02,733 --> 00:43:03,900
跟理奈一起

915
00:43:03,900 --> 00:43:05,333
還真有活力

916
00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:07,133
我才沒被甩

917
00:43:08,333 --> 00:43:10,367
-你就是被甩了啊 -我哪有

918
00:43:10,367 --> 00:43:11,400
不要鬧

919
00:43:14,100 --> 00:43:15,933
是說…

920
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,867
要不要去看看情況

921
00:43:20,567 --> 00:43:22,433
說得也是

922
00:43:25,633 --> 00:43:27,667
來 下一對請上前

923
00:43:27,667 --> 00:43:29,233
喂 等一下

924
00:43:29,233 --> 00:43:30,900
什麼 怎樣

925
00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:32,400
我在問你們彼此的缺點

926
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:33,767
你難道不知道我是誰嗎

927
00:43:33,767 --> 00:43:34,833
-誰在乎 -什麼

928
00:43:34,833 --> 00:43:36,700
快說對方的缺點

929
00:43:37,433 --> 00:43:38,500
說吧

930
00:43:39,233 --> 00:43:40,933
自以為是 傲慢

931
00:43:40,933 --> 00:43:42,333
-很會糟蹋人 -什麼

932
00:43:42,333 --> 00:43:44,533
再加一個動不動就吼人

933
00:43:44,533 --> 00:43:47,333
-好討厭 -是妳逼我的

934
00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:50,333
妳很愛講惹毛我的話

935
00:43:50,333 --> 00:43:53,800
根本就是惹毛大賽的金牌得主

936
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,067
-有那種比賽嗎 -再加上很容易發脾氣

937
00:43:56,067 --> 00:43:58,367
她平常愛講些有的沒的

938
00:43:58,367 --> 00:44:00,433
在關鍵時刻卻很死腦筋

939
00:44:00,433 --> 00:44:04,500
彷彿把全世界所有缺點 都集於一身

940
00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:06,133
這就是芹澤一花

941
00:44:06,133 --> 00:44:08,533
還有他個性就是這麼沒品

942
00:44:08,533 --> 00:44:10,333
多加個她單純就惹人厭

943
00:44:10,333 --> 00:44:12,733
他每次都會做一些蠢動作

944
00:44:12,733 --> 00:44:16,567
她有時候會跳這些莫名其妙的醜舞步

945
00:44:16,567 --> 00:44:18,100
-我明明就跳得很可愛 -超噁心

946
00:44:18,100 --> 00:44:19,600
-好蠢 蠢斃了-真的很蠢

947
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:20,867
白痴啦 笨死了

948
00:44:20,867 --> 00:44:22,567
罵人白痴的人才最白痴

949
00:44:22,567 --> 00:44:23,700
你們罵得好幼稚

950
00:44:23,700 --> 00:44:24,767
夠了 停止

951
00:44:24,767 --> 00:44:26,933
好了 你們都冷靜一點

952
00:44:26,933 --> 00:44:28,133
所以呢

953
00:44:28,133 --> 00:44:29,333
你們兩個

954
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:31,267
要陪在彼此身邊嗎

955
00:44:33,067 --> 00:44:34,733
這也沒辦法

956
00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:37,633
畢竟只有她能擔任我的祕書

957
00:44:39,533 --> 00:44:40,900
那妳呢

958
00:44:42,133 --> 00:44:43,600
沒辦法

959
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:46,467
畢竟他看起來很需要我

960
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:50,833
好吧

961
00:44:50,833 --> 00:44:52,200
請入場

962
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,900
-這對情侶很般配 -才不是情侶

963
00:44:55,900 --> 00:44:57,133
-你搞錯了 -不是嗎

964
00:44:58,100 --> 00:44:59,200
等一下

965
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,533
妳這樣不就是說 我希望妳待在我身邊嗎

966
00:45:01,533 --> 00:45:02,533
這就是事實啊

967
00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:04,067
哪有 是妳希望我在吧

968
00:45:04,067 --> 00:45:06,167
我壓根沒這樣講過好嗎

969
00:45:06,167 --> 00:45:07,167
妳就別害臊了

970
00:45:07,167 --> 00:45:09,567
-你才應該坦率一點吧 -夠了啦

971
00:45:09,567 --> 00:45:10,900
妳不用再狡辯了

972
00:45:22,667 --> 00:45:25,067
不僅解決了紛爭 也跟一花和好了

973
00:45:25,067 --> 00:45:26,333
不愧是天才

974
00:45:26,867 --> 00:45:28,467
這就是妳的目的嗎

975
00:45:28,467 --> 00:45:30,433
咦 什麼意思

976
00:45:30,433 --> 00:45:34,433
我只是藉由資料 給予最合適的建議罷了

977
00:45:38,467 --> 00:45:39,700
TEACH

978
00:45:40,633 --> 00:45:42,267
妳其實…

979
00:45:50,133 --> 00:45:51,433
怎麼了

980
00:45:52,733 --> 00:45:54,000
沒什麼

981
00:46:26,633 --> 00:46:27,800
(是否完全刪除資料)

982
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,467
(資料刪除中)

983
00:46:29,467 --> 00:46:30,600
(資料已刪除)

984
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,300
讓我來告訴你

985
00:46:36,533 --> 00:46:38,300
(是否復原資料)

986
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:41,833
(加賀美零 11歲)

987
00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:42,767
(無法透過手術再生)

988
00:46:42,767 --> 00:46:43,700
(救援隊到達時 頭部有外傷)

989
00:46:46,467 --> 00:46:48,300
(下集預告)
下一集《富翁教師》

990
00:46:48,300 --> 00:46:50,133
(開啟新篇章)
我能立刻幫你決定 將來的出路

991
00:46:50,133 --> 00:46:51,967
(AI老師指導0班的出路)
這可是3年才有一次的抉擇

992
00:46:51,967 --> 00:46:52,467
(AI老師指導0班的出路)
若跟4年一次的戰役相比

993
00:46:52,467 --> 00:46:53,733
(對上校長 故事加速發展)
若跟4年一次的戰役相比

994
00:46:53,733 --> 00:46:54,500
(對上校長 故事加速發展)
根本就沒什麼大不了

995
00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:56,500
(本劇純屬虛構 祝您有美好的週末)
請為學生和選手加油

996
00:46:56,500 --> 00:46:59,500
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