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第一级，第二级，第三级

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那是什么东西

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什么

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这东西是谁贴的

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那是什么

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原来是成绩排名表啊

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虽然最近这种东西被认为是职权骚扰

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而遭到否定

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但倒也不失为一种激发斗志的方式

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但是，班长

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第23名，西谷翔

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你的排名怎么比这些青春期不良学生更低啊

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作为班长你不觉得丢脸吗

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不是，老师

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那不是成绩排名

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是校园等级的可视化表吧

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-是的 -校园等级

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这我知道

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就是成绩品行都不好的学生

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不知为何能名列前茅的

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那种超级神奇的制度啊

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就是这个表啊

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现在不是让你感叹的时候

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请贴了这张表的人立刻把它取下来

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这有什么关系

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不管贴不贴，阶级都在那里

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支持，这样还更好懂一点

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会为此头痛的只有第三级的人吧

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讨厌现状的话那就自己爬上去啊

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因欺凌他人而被停课的学生是第一名吗

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第1名，东堂雪美

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真是理解不了

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轻一点，轻一点

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轻一点

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春海将司

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我开动了

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斋藤的便当是饺子啊

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你别说出来啊

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斋藤穗乃花

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这家伙肩上有头皮屑

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是你的头皮屑飘过来了吧

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名云勇作

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哇好脏，好脏啊

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这两个人又带明星周边来了，这什么啊

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你烦死了

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藤本喜咲

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用便宜手机的人有什么资格说我

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柄本真纪

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我就是穷

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等等，你这袜子左右脚不一样啊

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就是这种设计好吗

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不不不，你这借口也太勉强了

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日下部龙太

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这现在流行的

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好老套

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哇别过来别过来

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超可爱的

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可爱的

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可爱是可爱，但吵死了

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好厉害

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麻烦你赶快解决一下

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关于你班上的阶级表问题

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-就是 -不用二位费心

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那个问题已经解决了

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-那是随便排的 -什么

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既不是学业成绩也不是体育成绩顺序

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也不是身高顺序

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剩下的不过是青春期的无用比较

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根本无法分出差距

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因此答案只有一个，是随便排的

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你说什么呢

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还解决了呢

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你根本不明白什么是校园等级吧

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你是说那不是随便排的吗

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你好好想想

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这可是你的班级，麻烦你认真面对啊

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芹泽老师也是啊

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我已经叫他们不要这样了

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居然在按摩淋巴

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我能听见他们的声音

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-什么 -开始了

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能够获得细雪般的爱的

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永远只有金字塔顶尖的人

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「不要分别对待我们」

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「要更平等地爱我们」

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各位都没有听见这样的声音吗

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变光滑了耶

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你们有在认真思考吗

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听见了吗你们

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玛丹娜，我说

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我们现在是在讨论如何去除掉那张表

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去除校园等级这件事本身

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是不可能的啊

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可以的

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只要老师平等对待学生就行了

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咦，这是要开战了吗

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我有一个问题

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校园等级这种制度是起源于什么时候的呢

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问我吗

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不是，等一下，为什么问我啊

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因为你离我最近

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不不不，你这借口也太勉强了

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你是觉得我可能知道吧

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你是觉得我很老了是吧

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你把我当活化石吗，喂

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我要把你放到金字塔上面

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让图坦卡门大哥把你压扁

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好了，老师，冷静一点

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咦，我刚才说什么了吗

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原来还能这样安抚

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总而言之

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在东堂雪美他们停课结束之前

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请你制止这种行为

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要是他们回来的时候还是这样，天啊

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没有蒸气真是做不下去

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快给我蒸一下

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谢谢

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如果做不到的话

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就要受一点处分了吧

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确实

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请问为什么只对我们这么严格呢

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这很简单吧

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毕竟是你们二位解决了欺凌问题啊

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-我烫 -好烫

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好烫

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不介意的话请用吧

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谢谢你

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该上课了

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青春之锣响了

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让我们开始学习吧

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开始吧

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为什么会出现那种东西

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可能是因为我

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大家好像都觉得不太好对我下手了

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也就是说，在第一级的人回来之前

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大家都想确保自己不是第三级的

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为了不成为被欺凌的对象

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我完全听不懂

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什么

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那排名是依照什么标准来排的啊

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首先要弄清楚这一点吧

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制作阶级表的是第二级为首的田丸元

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基本上是以田丸做的表为标准

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什么啊，这不是有很好明白的细则标准吗

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0班阶级表，加分扣分清单

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「在学校厕所拉屎，扣10分」

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让班导师辞职，加30分
完美完成功课，扣4分
用发胶，加2分

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「国语朗读时带有感情，扣7分」

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运动能力不好，扣10分
在沟口课上捣乱，加6分

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在学校厕所拉屎，扣10分
在音乐课上大声唱歌，扣8分

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「发出标准的r音，扣6分」，这样啊

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我还是搞不懂

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用什么公式，才能得出这样的计算结果啊

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快跑

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和班导师讲话，要扣20分

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根本理解不了

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Billion x School

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也就是说，这是以和成年人不同的

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青春期独有的标准为基础所形成的

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班级内等级排序

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好像懂了，又好像没懂

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换句话说就是

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停

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你准备问到什么时候

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到我彻底理解为止

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这志向真是完美

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有志向没问题

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但动作不快一点，停课的学生就要回来了

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要是被处分，计划可能都要中止

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这风险管理真是太棒了

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这不用你说我也知道

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TEACH，有什么办法能消除校园等级吗

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这问题好难

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好有思考价值

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那我就告诉你吧

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那就是

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让各阶级间进行交流

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具体来说

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推荐进行汇报演出或者是合唱大赛等活动

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最近预计有活动吗

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没有，但我有一个想法

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剧本

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你上课不听，就是在写这个啊

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对不起

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为什么要道歉

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因为你发火了啊

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所谓发火呢

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喂

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你上课不听，就是在写这个啊

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我打你啊

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发火是这样的

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你放心，我们只是想请你帮忙

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帮忙

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「铃木司，电影研究部成员」

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电影研究部成员，自制的电影曾在学生电影比赛中获奖
2023年校园文化节中所上映的电影内含有过激内容
损害学校名声，因此转入高三0班

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曾有获得小型奖项的经历

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学校也非常期待他的才能

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但在去年文化节上

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原来地球是个大波啊

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大波

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不是，什么

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大波，大波

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先暂停一下吧

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这什么

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原来是大波啊

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不好意思，先把电影暂停一下

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你因为大大损害学校名声，而被调到0班

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那是因为我追求作品所要传达的信息

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你是对的，要是在意批评的声音

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就无法创造好作品了

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不，这哪里对了

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因，因为，这家伙

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在那之后

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-因为这件事 -怎么了

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好像就没人愿意接近他了

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真是好惨啊

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你的笑点真是没救了

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超凄惨的电影导演，我有个好消息要告诉你

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2024年高中生Short，Film电影节募集作品！！

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参加这电影节是你的目标吧

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是这样没错

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开心去吧，我让你报名

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什么

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我是说，我会为你提供全面支持

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让你来拍电影

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很开心吧，高叫万岁也可以啊

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-这样 -好老套

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好老套好老套，这什么，好恶心

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万岁

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别做了，好老套

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哪里老套了，这不就是正常万岁

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你试试

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你不用试

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万岁

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你们也来，万岁

236
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千万别做

237
00:09:03,185 --> 00:09:06,111
铃木同学，你拍电影这件事

238
00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:09,070
说不定可以解决校园等级问题

239
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什么

240
00:09:09,572 --> 00:09:11,270
能请你协助我们吗

241
00:09:11,271 --> 00:09:13,470
不，但是距离截止只有一周时间了

242
00:09:13,471 --> 00:09:16,279
这点小事还会难解决吗

243
00:09:17,095 --> 00:09:18,447
既然定下来了

244
00:09:19,189 --> 00:09:20,882
那要做的事可就多了，我们走

245
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我的电脑

246
00:09:22,246 --> 00:09:23,432
你没事吧

247
00:09:22,948 --> 00:09:24,818
3年级0班，将进行电影制作！
今日放学后进行试镜
导演剧本，铃木司，总负责人，加贺美零

248
00:09:24,281 --> 00:09:25,471
不去吗

249
00:09:25,602 --> 00:09:27,481
不过，这样阶级能提升吧

250
00:09:27,482 --> 00:09:29,346
西谷同学，这你要参加吗

251
00:09:29,347 --> 00:09:30,739
不不不，我怎么会

252
00:09:31,535 --> 00:09:32,476
但是

253
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希望参加的人员请到体育馆集合！！
尽量所有人都到

254
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已确定参加人员：铃木司、班长

255
00:09:40,602 --> 00:09:42,254
来的就这么一点人吗

256
00:09:42,974 --> 00:09:43,956
你要参加吗

257
00:09:44,519 --> 00:09:46,579
我都说了就该强制参加的

258
00:09:46,580 --> 00:09:48,329
只要想参加的人来参加就可以了

259
00:09:48,330 --> 00:09:49,730
对吧，导演

260
00:09:50,927 --> 00:09:51,690
是的

261
00:09:51,968 --> 00:09:53,724
那么就请各位先轮流

262
00:09:53,725 --> 00:09:57,321
展示一下自己对于电影的热情吧

263
00:09:57,376 --> 00:10:02,084
得奖能加三十分，这我可要参加啊

264
00:09:58,748 --> 00:10:01,048
在竞赛中获奖，加30分

265
00:10:02,945 --> 00:10:05,164
我要能获奖升上第一级

266
00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:08,162
老师也会多关注我吧

267
00:10:08,865 --> 00:10:10,288
我家里没钱

268
00:10:10,382 --> 00:10:12,984
想升上更高的阶层就只能抓住这种机会了

269
00:10:12,985 --> 00:10:15,204
穷人也能爬上第二级的中偏上吧

270
00:10:15,205 --> 00:10:16,873
从刚才开始你们都在说些什么鬼话啊

271
00:10:16,874 --> 00:10:18,157
你们抱着这种想法

272
00:10:18,181 --> 00:10:20,111
我们怎么能拍出好的电影啊

273
00:10:20,112 --> 00:10:21,394
怎么了，这是怎么了

274
00:10:21,593 --> 00:10:22,637
请让开

275
00:10:24,484 --> 00:10:27,484
我芹泽一花想扮演女主角丘比子

276
00:10:27,816 --> 00:10:31,031
我一直都很喜欢电影，在家也都在看电影

277
00:10:31,032 --> 00:10:31,783
这我也是第一次听啊

278
00:10:31,784 --> 00:10:34,379
电影是我的精神绿洲

279
00:10:34,380 --> 00:10:36,062
只有电影能把我

280
00:10:36,086 --> 00:10:39,219
从疲累不堪的工作中解放出来

281
00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:40,692
你工作哪里疲累不堪了

282
00:10:40,693 --> 00:10:44,419
导演，请你把我培养成一名女演员吧导演

283
00:10:44,653 --> 00:10:49,280
那什么，女主角只能由女高中生扮演

284
00:10:50,089 --> 00:10:51,048
说得更准确一点

285
00:10:51,049 --> 00:10:54,451
好像只有高中生能出演这个电影吧

286
00:10:55,256 --> 00:10:57,480
速回，你这丢脸东西

287
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:02,035
是吗，但我勉强也还行吧

288
00:11:02,067 --> 00:11:02,600
不行

289
00:11:02,601 --> 00:11:03,957
要不让我穿上制服看看

290
00:11:03,958 --> 00:11:04,583
别了吧

291
00:11:04,584 --> 00:11:06,553
有门路的话还是可以

292
00:11:07,255 --> 00:11:11,568
我是班长，所以被强制参加了

293
00:11:12,049 --> 00:11:13,145
又是这种理由

294
00:11:13,452 --> 00:11:16,662
但是，既然要做就开开心心地做吧

295
00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:21,228
还有你的剧本也写得还蛮有趣的

296
00:11:22,244 --> 00:11:23,448
谢谢你

297
00:11:25,031 --> 00:11:27,819
我虽然不太懂电影

298
00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:30,527
但是就是，怎么说呢

299
00:11:31,616 --> 00:11:33,561
打造快乐班级

300
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:35,986
我也想出一分力

301
00:11:38,968 --> 00:11:43,861
抱歉，如果有我能帮得上忙的话

302
00:11:45,625 --> 00:11:46,758
丘比子

303
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:48,608
什么

304
00:11:50,574 --> 00:11:52,688
你是天选丘比子

305
00:11:54,648 --> 00:11:56,543
《银河棒球2099~Galaxy~以甲子园为目标》
总导演加贺美，导演兼拍摄铃木，主要副导演芹泽

306
00:11:56,204 --> 00:11:58,500
那明天开始，我们就按这个分工开工吧

307
00:11:56,568 --> 00:11:58,528
丘比子女主，梅野*兼灯光服装化妆，水野渡主演，西谷*兼收音

308
00:11:58,501 --> 00:11:59,232
好的

309
00:11:59,233 --> 00:12:01,503
接下来请我们的导演说两句

310
00:12:01,504 --> 00:12:04,773
好，好的，怎么说呢，那个

311
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,906
第三级的我来担任这个导演

312
00:12:06,931 --> 00:12:10,602
大家可能也不太情愿，但是还是拜托大家

313
00:12:10,627 --> 00:12:12,952
什么鬼，你这开场词一点气势都没有

314
00:12:12,953 --> 00:12:14,898
解散解散，原地解散

315
00:12:14,899 --> 00:12:15,746
拜托大家了

316
00:12:15,747 --> 00:12:16,773
好的

317
00:12:28,151 --> 00:12:29,825
来了

318
00:12:31,278 --> 00:12:33,021
我要的是可乐吧

319
00:12:33,261 --> 00:12:36,214
这个就是，我按乌龙茶结果出了苹果汁

320
00:12:36,215 --> 00:12:39,742
那我就觉得按蜜瓜苏打的话能出可乐啊

321
00:12:40,356 --> 00:12:41,823
结果出的还是蜜瓜苏打

322
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:46,839
要怎么处理那家伙

323
00:12:47,943 --> 00:12:49,138
你说加贺美吗

324
00:12:49,982 --> 00:12:51,302
他也太烦了吧

325
00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:53,374
这确实是

326
00:12:53,676 --> 00:12:57,489
还觉得来了个帅哥呢，有那么一瞬间

327
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,804
要不干脆把他打一顿吧

328
00:13:02,709 --> 00:13:04,614
胡闹什么，我可是真的生气了

329
00:13:05,922 --> 00:13:08,834
不不不，这说不定还真行

330
00:13:11,608 --> 00:13:13,743
之前我扑他的时候

331
00:13:14,852 --> 00:13:17,265
他身体不自主就动起来了

332
00:13:17,266 --> 00:13:20,572
那家伙应该有练格斗或者防身术

333
00:13:21,029 --> 00:13:22,937
所以条件反射就反击了

334
00:13:26,296 --> 00:13:27,284
所以呢

335
00:13:28,121 --> 00:13:31,662
去袭击他，让他反击

336
00:13:33,630 --> 00:13:35,862
我们拍下视频剪辑

337
00:13:35,863 --> 00:13:38,512
借体罚学生的问题把他踢走

338
00:13:40,534 --> 00:13:41,487
不错

339
00:13:42,733 --> 00:13:44,041
那就是这样的计划

340
00:13:44,154 --> 00:13:46,381
绀野，你别搞砸了

341
00:13:46,587 --> 00:13:48,221
什么我吗，是我来做什么

342
00:13:48,222 --> 00:13:49,908
除了你还能是谁

343
00:13:50,078 --> 00:13:52,571
但袭击老师的风险也太高了吧

344
00:13:52,572 --> 00:13:54,671
放心，有剪辑

345
00:13:54,846 --> 00:13:56,800
还蛮有意思的呢

346
00:13:59,586 --> 00:14:02,737
地球就是一个大波啊

347
00:14:02,814 --> 00:14:04,134
大波，大波

348
00:14:04,499 --> 00:14:05,395
喂

349
00:14:06,475 --> 00:14:07,361
怎么了

350
00:14:08,462 --> 00:14:11,275
你在哭什么，真让人不爽

351
00:14:12,190 --> 00:14:14,253
我的天，情绪都被你糟蹋了

352
00:14:14,410 --> 00:14:16,113
早知道应该回家再看的

353
00:14:17,032 --> 00:14:17,976
你在做什么呢

354
00:14:17,977 --> 00:14:19,294
这还用说吗

355
00:14:19,295 --> 00:14:22,962
我在用AI修正剧本以及完成分镜图

356
00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:26,207
喂喂喂，你做什么

357
00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:27,328
不准用AI

358
00:14:27,329 --> 00:14:27,975
为什么

359
00:14:27,976 --> 00:14:29,785
这可是高中生的电影节

360
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,362
所以呢，凡事就该追求完美啊

361
00:14:32,448 --> 00:14:35,695
那你觉得怎么样的电影是完美的

362
00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:39,367
例如说，这里

363
00:14:38,818 --> 00:14:40,366
就在外野手即将用手套把球接住的那一刻
一只乌鸦在空中撞上了球

364
00:14:39,368 --> 00:14:41,636
这么巧的事根本不可能发生在现实生活中

365
00:14:40,391 --> 00:14:41,658
被乌鸦撞了一下，球轨发生了偏移
球落在了观众席上

366
00:14:41,637 --> 00:14:43,316
AI会帮我们判断出来

367
00:14:43,846 --> 00:14:46,547
够了真的是，你真的对电影一窍不通

368
00:14:46,548 --> 00:14:47,923
电影就该这样

369
00:14:47,924 --> 00:14:48,435
你说什么

370
00:14:48,436 --> 00:14:50,795
要是在想象中都要出现糟糕的现实

371
00:14:50,796 --> 00:14:51,962
谁能受得了啊

372
00:14:51,963 --> 00:14:54,006
这样啊，你说我一窍不通

373
00:14:54,007 --> 00:14:56,436
明明一窍不通的是你好吗

374
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,684
这完全是逻辑不能自洽的人的谬论

375
00:15:00,053 --> 00:15:01,584
你可别在工作人员面前说这种话

376
00:15:01,585 --> 00:15:02,424
什么工作人员

377
00:15:02,425 --> 00:15:05,441
我从好莱坞请了一流的电影工作人员过来

378
00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:08,209
我们的目标是戛纳

379
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:09,915
痛痛痛痛痛

380
00:15:09,916 --> 00:15:12,281
这可是高中生的电影节

381
00:15:15,033 --> 00:15:15,768
欢迎欢迎

382
00:15:15,769 --> 00:15:16,476
吓我一跳

383
00:15:16,477 --> 00:15:18,833
真够难搞的啊，0班的阶层问题

384
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:19,931
又是你

385
00:15:19,932 --> 00:15:22,558
不过真是令人怀念呢，校园等级

386
00:15:22,559 --> 00:15:25,785
对了，加贺美美你的学生时代是什么感觉啊

387
00:15:25,786 --> 00:15:27,078
什么鬼，你叫我什么

388
00:15:27,079 --> 00:15:28,229
什么，那个啊

389
00:15:28,230 --> 00:15:29,907
那个是我为你改的花名，加贺美美

390
00:15:29,908 --> 00:15:31,206
别乱改名

391
00:15:31,207 --> 00:15:34,108
这其实别有深意啊，你过来一下

392
00:15:34,109 --> 00:15:35,952
过来过来过来

393
00:15:36,474 --> 00:15:41,794
没想到啊，我们其实是同一年的，厉害吧

394
00:15:41,795 --> 00:15:42,768
这根本无关紧要

395
00:15:42,769 --> 00:15:45,414
哎呀呀你好无情啊，加贺美美

396
00:15:45,415 --> 00:15:47,057
第一，美美是什么鬼

397
00:15:47,058 --> 00:15:49,193
哪来的美美，我身上哪有这种要素

398
00:15:49,194 --> 00:15:51,258
你这样说那田中宝的宝又是怎么来的

399
00:15:51,259 --> 00:15:53,066
你说的谁啊，田中宝是谁

400
00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:54,432
我的小学同学

401
00:15:54,433 --> 00:15:55,688
谁认识啊

402
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:59,030
田中宝可非常擅长模仿铃木王国呢

403
00:15:59,031 --> 00:16:01,374
不准用不认识的人来解释另一个不认识的人

404
00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:01,963
什么

405
00:16:01,964 --> 00:16:03,550
那我给你介绍铃木王国

406
00:16:03,551 --> 00:16:06,180
他和郊游点心麸MAN关系可好了

407
00:16:06,181 --> 00:16:07,892
什么鬼，那又是谁

408
00:16:08,606 --> 00:16:10,176
那是Q弹荠荠的朋友啊

409
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:11,857
这名字又是怎么来的

410
00:16:11,858 --> 00:16:13,123
屎卷改的

411
00:16:13,124 --> 00:16:14,865
不只有这个是在说人坏话吗

412
00:16:15,765 --> 00:16:19,081
是吗，我就是屎卷

413
00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:20,936
是你啊

414
00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:27,215
内卷在教室濑了屎，就变成屎卷了

415
00:16:27,575 --> 00:16:31,703
这称呼真过分，怪不得学校要禁止花名

416
00:16:31,704 --> 00:16:32,538
是吗

417
00:16:32,539 --> 00:16:35,809
就是过分，要是我就会说

418
00:16:36,251 --> 00:16:38,415
谁还能不拉屎啊

419
00:16:38,662 --> 00:16:41,360
这样的话大家一起屎好了

420
00:16:41,361 --> 00:16:44,681
屎卷，屎木，屎中，屎个够吧

421
00:16:51,171 --> 00:16:54,280
你真好啊，加贺美美

422
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,219
什么

423
00:16:55,422 --> 00:16:56,842
我说你好啊

424
00:16:57,008 --> 00:16:58,879
哎呀，你人超好

425
00:16:59,745 --> 00:17:02,298
你超好啊，加贺美美，人超好

426
00:17:02,299 --> 00:17:03,000
不准叫我加贺美美

427
00:17:03,001 --> 00:17:05,063
人好得很啊，加贺美美

428
00:17:26,222 --> 00:17:27,074
OK了

429
00:17:27,075 --> 00:17:28,562
全部准备都OK了

430
00:17:28,563 --> 00:17:33,277
各就各位，预备，开始

431
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:41,925
丘比子，你要和我拍档接投球吗

432
00:17:43,657 --> 00:17:49,011
不行，我已经退出银河棒球了

433
00:17:49,783 --> 00:17:54,175
我不是你观念中的人类

434
00:17:55,127 --> 00:17:56,711
我根本不是人类

435
00:17:57,342 --> 00:17:59,167
有你在的话

436
00:18:01,889 --> 00:18:03,890
我们能冲上顶点的

437
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,622
你说的是哪个顶点

438
00:18:08,497 --> 00:18:11,032
你的顶点和我的一定是不一样的

439
00:18:11,033 --> 00:18:11,786
我的顶点是

440
00:18:11,787 --> 00:18:14,055
丘比子，你这就大错特错了

441
00:18:14,056 --> 00:18:15,314
什么，我说错了吗

442
00:18:15,315 --> 00:18:16,893
你是外星人吧

443
00:18:16,894 --> 00:18:19,011
都有这个技术开发宇宙飞船了

444
00:18:19,012 --> 00:18:21,130
那还有什么是做不到的

445
00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:22,052
什么

446
00:18:22,053 --> 00:18:24,791
你为什么试都没试就放弃了呢

447
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:27,039
我真是完全就不能理解，好痛

448
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,128
有个蚀钱货跑出来了请重新拍一次

449
00:18:29,129 --> 00:18:31,547
谁是蚀钱货，丘比子你听我的

450
00:18:31,734 --> 00:18:33,892
OK的OK的，那我们再来一次吧

451
00:18:33,893 --> 00:18:34,651
好的

452
00:18:34,652 --> 00:18:36,086
哪有人拿这个黄色的东东敲人的啊

453
00:18:36,087 --> 00:18:37,448
-保持安静 -烦死了

454
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,992
预备，开始

455
00:18:41,017 --> 00:18:42,305
谢谢你

456
00:18:43,662 --> 00:18:47,772
真，心，好，友

457
00:18:49,813 --> 00:18:51,204
听我说听我说

458
00:18:51,205 --> 00:18:54,073
4班那个丘比子发出银光了

459
00:18:54,074 --> 00:18:55,486
CUT，OK了

460
00:18:55,487 --> 00:18:57,804
哪行了，你刚才完全就没投入感情吧

461
00:18:57,805 --> 00:18:58,305
导演已经OK了对吧

462
00:18:58,306 --> 00:18:59,912
你要多投入点感情啊

463
00:18:59,913 --> 00:19:01,732
丘比子都发光了

464
00:19:01,733 --> 00:19:03,418
根本就不用特意布置

465
00:19:03,419 --> 00:19:05,736
直接用CG合成不就好了

466
00:19:05,737 --> 00:19:08,237
加贺美老师，你差不多也应该过来帮忙了吧

467
00:19:08,238 --> 00:19:08,738
我不要

468
00:19:08,739 --> 00:19:09,464
你不要

469
00:19:09,465 --> 00:19:10,013
我不要

470
00:19:10,014 --> 00:19:10,663
不要什么不要

471
00:19:10,664 --> 00:19:12,931
你们在看什么，快把手动起来

472
00:19:12,949 --> 00:19:15,312
最不动手的明明是你好吗

473
00:19:19,279 --> 00:19:20,744
有你在的话

474
00:19:22,002 --> 00:19:23,817
我们能冲上顶点的

475
00:19:24,565 --> 00:19:26,499
你说的是哪个顶点

476
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,637
我们这真有可能得奖吧

477
00:19:28,638 --> 00:19:30,661
那这样一来我不就是第二级的中偏上了吗

478
00:19:30,662 --> 00:19:32,261
那我是第一级了

479
00:19:32,262 --> 00:19:33,223
太棒了吧

480
00:19:33,224 --> 00:19:34,563
超棒的

481
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:43,281
绀野你在吗？居然不回信息，你在搞笑吗，你还活着吗

482
00:19:43,281 --> 00:19:44,955
你这工作也太没效率了吧？笑，已经3天了，你拖什么呢

483
00:19:44,505 --> 00:19:46,490
预备，开始

484
00:19:47,793 --> 00:19:50,337
你今天投的球可有点不太对劲啊

485
00:19:50,384 --> 00:19:51,715
哪有啊

486
00:19:52,742 --> 00:19:55,189
你这是重力脱臼吧

487
00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:56,768
CUT，CUT

488
00:19:56,769 --> 00:19:59,573
你演的都是些什么，给我好好演啊

489
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:03,870
我既然参与了，我们就只能赢

490
00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:05,397
给我全心全意去挑战

491
00:20:05,398 --> 00:20:06,248
OK，OK

492
00:20:06,249 --> 00:20:08,701
那我们重新来一次开头的台词吧

493
00:20:09,154 --> 00:20:12,844
还有脱臼的反应要做得更夸张一点

494
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,804
铃木可真厉害啊

495
00:20:17,904 --> 00:20:18,705
是啊

496
00:20:19,278 --> 00:20:21,540
他将来是要当电影导演的吧

497
00:20:22,418 --> 00:20:23,692
你呢

498
00:20:23,693 --> 00:20:24,488
什么

499
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:28,618
你有什么想做的事吗

500
00:20:31,629 --> 00:20:34,144
想做的事吗，并没有

501
00:20:39,191 --> 00:20:43,379
我之前都没有心情去考虑这种事

502
00:20:46,715 --> 00:20:51,492
说得也是，我也一样

503
00:20:53,397 --> 00:20:58,137
我们也是可以考虑将来的啊

504
00:20:59,629 --> 00:21:00,462
对

505
00:21:02,069 --> 00:21:07,612
或者说，我们都要好好考虑才行呢

506
00:21:09,756 --> 00:21:11,129
确实

507
00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:18,021
有这么好笑吗

508
00:21:18,022 --> 00:21:20,858
抱歉，感觉这个对话有点奇怪

509
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:25,422
老师你会看电影吗

510
00:21:25,423 --> 00:21:26,951
不，不会啊

511
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,135
能简单用五行字概括的故事

512
00:21:29,136 --> 00:21:31,246
我不会特地花两小时去看，没空

513
00:21:31,460 --> 00:21:33,107
哇，真有你这样的人啊

514
00:21:33,108 --> 00:21:35,381
哇什么哇，有什么好值得惊讶的

515
00:21:35,489 --> 00:21:36,525
好开心啊

516
00:21:36,526 --> 00:21:38,955
等公司倒闭了，干脆找个电影公司上班吧

517
00:21:38,956 --> 00:21:41,567
老师，我能问你一件事吗

518
00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:43,907
不可以问体重和三围啊

519
00:21:44,383 --> 00:21:45,183
不会的

520
00:21:46,210 --> 00:21:51,569
芹泽老师，你为什么要当他的秘书啊

521
00:21:52,803 --> 00:21:55,341
我一直都很好奇

522
00:21:56,507 --> 00:21:59,338
感觉你们认识也挺久了

523
00:22:02,304 --> 00:22:05,478
我懂你《大人帝国的反击》真的很好哭

524
00:22:05,503 --> 00:22:06,198
是吧，是吧

525
00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:08,681
它讲了一个什么故事，结局是什么

526
00:22:08,682 --> 00:22:11,838
哎呀，要是知道结局就不有趣了啊

527
00:22:11,839 --> 00:22:13,552
很奇怪啊

528
00:22:13,553 --> 00:22:16,424
不知道结局，我怎么判断它有不有趣

529
00:22:16,425 --> 00:22:17,761
哎呀，就是说

530
00:22:17,939 --> 00:22:19,124
怎么说才好呢

531
00:22:23,995 --> 00:22:26,999
什么啊，那样啊

532
00:22:30,153 --> 00:22:32,274
既然如此，你就看着办吧

533
00:22:33,288 --> 00:22:36,719
对，我这边也很忙的

534
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:39,698
要是不容易回答的话也没关系

535
00:22:39,699 --> 00:22:40,894
没有

536
00:22:41,162 --> 00:22:44,435
我们家世代侍奉加贺美家

537
00:22:45,659 --> 00:22:48,622
从小时候开始，大人就告诉我们

538
00:22:48,623 --> 00:22:50,319
辅佐加贺美家是我们的使命

539
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,798
也是我们存在的价值

540
00:22:52,915 --> 00:22:55,012
就这么延续到了现在

541
00:22:56,588 --> 00:22:59,845
不能反抗吗

542
00:23:02,780 --> 00:23:04,659
我都没想过啊

543
00:23:06,245 --> 00:23:07,646
这样啊

544
00:23:08,915 --> 00:23:10,525
可能我被洗脑了

545
00:23:13,201 --> 00:23:14,118
社长

546
00:23:17,115 --> 00:23:19,583
喂，你们刚才有没有听到什么

547
00:23:20,216 --> 00:23:21,632
我去看一下

548
00:23:24,997 --> 00:23:27,690
好痛，谁啊

549
00:23:27,715 --> 00:23:29,423
是微软派来的刺客吗

550
00:23:29,424 --> 00:23:30,915
咦，为什么

551
00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:32,610
好痛

552
00:23:32,611 --> 00:23:35,259
什么啊，跟说好的根本不一样啊

553
00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:37,069
社长

554
00:23:38,369 --> 00:23:39,432
你没事吧

555
00:23:39,433 --> 00:23:42,290
西装完全没反应，到底是为什么

556
00:23:44,935 --> 00:23:47,428
设置成AI禁止

557
00:23:48,905 --> 00:23:49,909
总之先让我看一下

558
00:23:49,910 --> 00:23:51,290
不是那里，不是那里

559
00:23:51,291 --> 00:23:52,892
是屁股，屁股，屁股

560
00:23:52,893 --> 00:23:53,603
什么啊，那就好

561
00:23:53,604 --> 00:23:54,503
哪里好了

562
00:23:54,504 --> 00:23:55,836
西谷同学，这里就拜托你了

563
00:23:55,837 --> 00:23:57,634
-芹泽 -不是，别扔给我啊

564
00:23:59,227 --> 00:24:01,553
老师，我帮你揉一下吧

565
00:24:01,579 --> 00:24:02,546
拜托了

566
00:24:02,547 --> 00:24:03,284
好的

567
00:24:03,285 --> 00:24:04,447
是这里吗

568
00:24:04,448 --> 00:24:05,111
屁股这里

569
00:24:05,112 --> 00:24:05,869
好的

570
00:24:07,167 --> 00:24:08,471
绀野

571
00:24:14,626 --> 00:24:17,734
我们现在正在拍电影啊

572
00:24:26,341 --> 00:24:27,556
所以呢

573
00:24:33,630 --> 00:24:34,130
没事

574
00:24:34,131 --> 00:24:36,475
没事别跟我说话

575
00:24:54,931 --> 00:24:56,561
你真没用啊

576
00:24:56,707 --> 00:24:58,809
但是那家伙是真的不会还手啊

577
00:24:58,810 --> 00:25:01,388
从后面攻击肯定不行啊，从前面攻击啊

578
00:25:01,801 --> 00:25:03,979
你们说他们这是在做什么

579
00:25:04,255 --> 00:25:05,612
在拍电影

580
00:25:05,773 --> 00:25:08,317
好像是要参加什么高中生电影节

581
00:25:09,390 --> 00:25:11,103
看起来有点有趣

582
00:25:11,827 --> 00:25:15,463
把它搞砸吧

583
00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:18,875
为什么

584
00:25:22,519 --> 00:25:26,201
我们就只能赢，给我全心全意去挑战

585
00:25:26,202 --> 00:25:27,738
看着不爽啊

586
00:25:27,739 --> 00:25:29,115
OK，OK

587
00:25:29,116 --> 00:25:31,606
那我们重新来一次开头的台词吧

588
00:25:32,077 --> 00:25:34,025
-还有 -接下来可别失手了

589
00:25:36,951 --> 00:25:37,694
那个

590
00:25:42,447 --> 00:25:42,986
好痛

591
00:25:42,987 --> 00:25:46,290
绀野二年级的时候好像是电影部的

592
00:25:44,361 --> 00:25:46,231
绀野直斗，0班等级表中位于第一级4位，二年级夏天前隶属电影部

593
00:25:46,291 --> 00:25:47,743
是发生了什么事吗

594
00:25:47,744 --> 00:25:50,690
我不管他，我是肯定不会放过他的

595
00:25:50,898 --> 00:25:54,941
反击可不对啊，打屁屁是一项体罚

596
00:25:54,942 --> 00:25:57,602
那就告诉我一些不会暴露的体罚方式

597
00:25:57,603 --> 00:25:59,163
我无法提供此类搜索服务

598
00:25:59,164 --> 00:26:00,179
就是说呢

599
00:26:00,180 --> 00:26:01,006
闭嘴

600
00:26:01,007 --> 00:26:02,940
该说你有用还是没用呢

601
00:26:02,941 --> 00:26:03,569
-就是那里 -社长

602
00:26:03,570 --> 00:26:05,148
那我就先告辞了

603
00:26:05,316 --> 00:26:06,747
回去欣赏电影吗

604
00:26:06,748 --> 00:26:08,815
是的，今天

605
00:26:09,313 --> 00:26:11,643
看那套《屁屁侦探》吧

606
00:26:11,644 --> 00:26:13,042
过来，我要打你一顿

607
00:26:13,043 --> 00:26:14,154
怎么说话呢

608
00:26:14,155 --> 00:26:16,766
不然社长你也看一下吧

609
00:26:16,767 --> 00:26:19,353
铃木也给我介绍了，不过都是浪费时间

610
00:26:19,354 --> 00:26:21,027
他给你推荐了什么

611
00:26:21,161 --> 00:26:23,300
好像是叫《大人帝国》的什么鬼

612
00:26:23,301 --> 00:26:25,309
《大人帝国》我也喜欢这部

613
00:26:25,310 --> 00:26:26,093
没听说过

614
00:26:26,094 --> 00:26:28,148
你要是不看看就跟不上我们的话题了啊

615
00:26:28,149 --> 00:26:30,043
我为什么要跟你们的话题啊

616
00:26:30,044 --> 00:26:31,997
我就先走了

617
00:26:32,196 --> 00:26:33,511
芹泽，芹泽

618
00:26:33,512 --> 00:26:34,706
什么乱七八糟的道别方式啊

619
00:26:34,707 --> 00:26:36,689
我就先走了

620
00:26:36,690 --> 00:26:38,606
搞什么啊，停下

621
00:26:38,607 --> 00:26:39,455
好了

622
00:26:39,456 --> 00:26:40,751
停

623
00:26:40,566 --> 00:26:43,246
稻垣

624
00:26:43,097 --> 00:26:44,760
欢迎光临

625
00:26:44,761 --> 00:26:46,243
请进，里面请

626
00:26:57,886 --> 00:27:00,046
铃木司，绀野直斗

627
00:27:00,834 --> 00:27:03,237
不同等级的两个人

628
00:27:04,106 --> 00:27:05,109
一花

629
00:27:10,660 --> 00:27:14,832
你能和我做朋友吗

630
00:27:18,012 --> 00:27:19,339
这个

631
00:28:21,258 --> 00:28:25,639
丘比子，你要和我拍档接投球吗

632
00:28:26,074 --> 00:28:30,660
不行，我已经退出银河棒球了

633
00:28:31,004 --> 00:28:32,609
这是什么啊

634
00:28:32,829 --> 00:28:34,283
有你在的话

635
00:28:35,699 --> 00:28:37,450
我们能冲上顶点的

636
00:28:38,554 --> 00:28:40,015
你说的是哪个顶点

637
00:28:40,016 --> 00:28:43,681
铃木，我们要直冲顶点啊

638
00:28:44,353 --> 00:28:45,028
什么顶点

639
00:28:45,029 --> 00:28:46,963
顶点就是顶峰啊

640
00:28:46,964 --> 00:28:48,754
日本的话

641
00:28:48,755 --> 00:28:50,707
类似黑泽明和三船敏郎那种绝佳拍档

642
00:28:50,942 --> 00:28:53,619
大海啊，和我战斗吧

643
00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:56,644
不，完全不行

644
00:28:56,838 --> 00:28:58,165
怎么会呢

645
00:28:58,366 --> 00:29:04,160
不过，比起三船，我更喜欢你的演法

646
00:29:06,343 --> 00:29:08,218
懂点东西了啊，导演

647
00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:09,239
开始了啊

648
00:29:10,266 --> 00:29:11,868
准备，开始

649
00:29:11,869 --> 00:29:14,101
大海啊，和我战斗吧

650
00:29:14,102 --> 00:29:15,635
当我制服这片海的时候

651
00:29:15,636 --> 00:29:18,415
我的大乐队肯定也完成了

652
00:29:18,416 --> 00:29:21,283
我心中的太阳正在沸腾

653
00:29:25,085 --> 00:29:27,369
那家伙又在嘀咕些什么了

654
00:29:27,498 --> 00:29:29,108
真恶心

655
00:29:29,109 --> 00:29:30,383
怎么做

656
00:29:32,981 --> 00:29:37,350
铃木那混蛋，台词太复杂了啦

657
00:29:37,714 --> 00:29:38,638
喂

658
00:29:40,192 --> 00:29:42,541
你叫什么名字

659
00:29:43,427 --> 00:29:43,976
绀野

660
00:29:43,977 --> 00:29:44,949
对，绀野

661
00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:48,178
绀野啊，要不要和我去联谊

662
00:29:52,192 --> 00:29:54,602
退部申请，班级，二年级五班，姓名，绀野直斗

663
00:29:53,968 --> 00:29:55,055
去哪里

664
00:29:55,056 --> 00:29:56,355
去卡拉OK

665
00:29:57,158 --> 00:29:58,691
你不是不会唱歌吗

666
00:29:58,692 --> 00:29:59,671
开什么玩笑啊

667
00:29:59,672 --> 00:30:00,552
绀野

668
00:30:02,916 --> 00:30:03,833
谁啊

669
00:30:04,778 --> 00:30:05,991
你朋友吗

670
00:30:08,192 --> 00:30:09,448
不是

671
00:30:10,464 --> 00:30:11,684
这样啊

672
00:30:14,893 --> 00:30:15,809
怎么了

673
00:30:17,825 --> 00:30:18,955
没事

674
00:30:37,532 --> 00:30:39,082
你真没用啊

675
00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:12,734
视频呢

676
00:31:14,512 --> 00:31:18,225
全被删掉了，原来的素材也没了

677
00:31:15,192 --> 00:31:17,162
无法找到您要的视频

678
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,458
到底是谁做的啊

679
00:31:21,197 --> 00:31:22,555
是绀野吧

680
00:31:23,046 --> 00:31:24,023
怎么可能

681
00:31:24,221 --> 00:31:27,660
他不是还拿球棒打人了吗，只有他了吧

682
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,223
可能性很大

683
00:31:29,224 --> 00:31:30,635
等一下，他不会这样做的

684
00:31:30,636 --> 00:31:31,727
他会的吧

685
00:31:31,728 --> 00:31:34,238
毕竟是城岛他们的走狗

686
00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:36,218
因为停学的事在报复吧

687
00:31:36,219 --> 00:31:36,924
真可恶

688
00:31:36,925 --> 00:31:38,846
城岛肯定也有份

689
00:31:40,054 --> 00:31:41,307
喂，等一下

690
00:31:42,146 --> 00:31:45,248
难道你们要放弃了吗

691
00:31:45,249 --> 00:31:48,917
抱歉，要是被他们盯上就糟了

692
00:31:49,573 --> 00:31:50,483
抱歉

693
00:31:51,161 --> 00:31:53,587
真没骨气

694
00:31:55,355 --> 00:31:56,674
不过你放心

695
00:31:56,957 --> 00:31:58,370
我早就预料到会发生这种事

696
00:31:58,371 --> 00:32:00,052
让人从好莱坞请来了优秀的

697
00:32:00,053 --> 00:32:01,349
对不起

698
00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:05,981
我也继续不下去了

699
00:32:06,015 --> 00:32:06,973
什么

700
00:32:07,603 --> 00:32:09,934
你们的热情就这点程度吗

701
00:32:12,046 --> 00:32:14,441
真是的，都这个样子

702
00:32:18,172 --> 00:32:21,246
这个结果可不行啊

703
00:32:24,492 --> 00:32:26,082
甜筒上市

704
00:32:33,497 --> 00:32:34,774
做什么

705
00:32:35,565 --> 00:32:36,843
跟我过来

706
00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:39,669
闪开

707
00:32:44,362 --> 00:32:48,346
停车场入口

708
00:32:46,547 --> 00:32:48,343
惩罚时间到

709
00:32:48,668 --> 00:32:51,023
接下来我要好好奉还给你

710
00:32:52,781 --> 00:32:54,452
这个混蛋

711
00:33:02,322 --> 00:33:04,502
西谷同学来电

712
00:33:06,513 --> 00:33:07,311
喂

713
00:33:07,532 --> 00:33:08,771
铃木，不好了

714
00:33:08,772 --> 00:33:11,030
加贺美老师掳走了绀野

715
00:33:13,980 --> 00:33:16,816
再重复一次，多名警察将其包围

716
00:33:16,817 --> 00:33:19,523
现场事态依然十分紧张

717
00:33:19,829 --> 00:33:23,333
请尽量不要外出，不要过来凑热闹

718
00:33:23,717 --> 00:33:24,842
这是怎么回事

719
00:33:33,221 --> 00:33:36,298
大家可以看到，老师绑住学生手脚

720
00:33:36,299 --> 00:33:38,649
并架起了猎枪

721
00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:41,032
事态为何发展成这样

722
00:33:56,038 --> 00:33:58,864
马上放下武器，立即释放人质

723
00:34:00,884 --> 00:34:03,011
老师，你这是做什么

724
00:34:03,012 --> 00:34:03,828
铃木

725
00:34:03,829 --> 00:34:06,032
这不是摆明的吗，我要惩罚他

726
00:34:06,033 --> 00:34:07,032
惩罚

727
00:34:07,166 --> 00:34:10,823
绀野，破坏道具布景的人就是你吧

728
00:34:10,824 --> 00:34:12,558
都说了不是我

729
00:34:15,132 --> 00:34:17,117
你是不是疯了

730
00:34:18,462 --> 00:34:19,611
嘴硬是吧

731
00:34:25,727 --> 00:34:27,183
你以为我不敢开枪吗

732
00:34:29,509 --> 00:34:30,704
老师，快停手

733
00:34:30,705 --> 00:34:32,808
我们的计划没说要做到这一步啊

734
00:34:32,809 --> 00:34:34,086
你肯定是疯了

735
00:34:34,087 --> 00:34:35,204
停手

736
00:34:35,205 --> 00:34:36,796
你把偷走的视频藏哪里去了

737
00:34:36,797 --> 00:34:38,963
都说了我不知道

738
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:00,808
下次我可不会射偏

739
00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:03,752
绀野，这都是你做的好事吧

740
00:35:03,753 --> 00:35:05,599
都说了不是我

741
00:35:06,251 --> 00:35:08,571
我确实是想把道具布景破坏掉

742
00:35:09,977 --> 00:35:12,869
但最后还是下不了手，然后我就跑了

743
00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:15,030
所以真不是我做的啊

744
00:35:15,031 --> 00:35:16,592
相信我

745
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,105
是我

746
00:35:22,745 --> 00:35:25,131
是我做的

747
00:35:29,835 --> 00:35:33,476
这全都是，都是我的责任

748
00:35:36,650 --> 00:35:37,932
原来如此

749
00:35:40,992 --> 00:35:42,267
事实都清楚了

750
00:36:02,541 --> 00:36:04,697
好了，CUT

751
00:36:06,959 --> 00:36:09,928
大家辛苦了

752
00:36:11,144 --> 00:36:13,167
这场戏演得很成功

753
00:36:13,192 --> 00:36:15,817
谢谢大家的配合

754
00:36:21,916 --> 00:36:25,702
零，你还满意吗，爆炸做得很好吧

755
00:36:25,727 --> 00:36:27,366
还能再夸张点就更好了

756
00:36:27,391 --> 00:36:29,981
你还是一如既往地严格啊

757
00:36:30,125 --> 00:36:31,410
我还会再找你们帮忙的

758
00:36:31,599 --> 00:36:32,529
当然可以了

759
00:36:37,248 --> 00:36:38,681
这是什么情况

760
00:36:39,101 --> 00:36:40,088
你给我解释一下

761
00:36:40,089 --> 00:36:42,717
我只是让他们帮个忙而已

762
00:36:42,718 --> 00:36:43,625
帮忙

763
00:36:43,859 --> 00:36:46,670
是啊，这都是为了揪出真凶

764
00:36:47,652 --> 00:36:51,012
这个结果可不行啊

765
00:36:51,216 --> 00:36:53,155
我大概知道真凶是谁了

766
00:36:53,156 --> 00:36:54,494
什么，快说

767
00:36:54,495 --> 00:36:55,808
为了让真凶现身

768
00:36:55,809 --> 00:36:58,317
我需要你们按照我写的剧本行动

769
00:36:58,318 --> 00:36:59,477
剧本

770
00:36:59,528 --> 00:37:00,739
你写了什么结局

771
00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:03,832
这个，留个悬念，先不告诉你们

772
00:37:05,189 --> 00:37:06,106
收

773
00:37:07,815 --> 00:37:08,672
举

774
00:37:08,633 --> 00:37:10,513
挟持绀野大作战，剧本

775
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:09,257
喂

776
00:37:09,258 --> 00:37:10,334
铃木，不好了

777
00:37:10,335 --> 00:37:12,621
加贺美老师掳走了绀野

778
00:37:12,862 --> 00:37:15,074
3，2，1

779
00:37:14,633 --> 00:37:16,633
无关人员禁止入内

780
00:37:15,622 --> 00:37:17,026
好

781
00:37:17,051 --> 00:37:18,528
彩排，成功

782
00:37:18,573 --> 00:37:21,393
出场费在此领取

783
00:37:18,689 --> 00:37:19,968
这些是你们的出场费

784
00:37:19,969 --> 00:37:20,776
拜托了

785
00:37:20,777 --> 00:37:21,563
谢谢

786
00:37:21,564 --> 00:37:23,094
拜托了

787
00:37:25,024 --> 00:37:26,458
你以为我不敢开枪吗

788
00:37:27,694 --> 00:37:29,050
老师，快停手

789
00:37:29,051 --> 00:37:31,193
我们的计划没说要做到这一步啊

790
00:37:31,515 --> 00:37:32,856
你疯了吧

791
00:37:32,857 --> 00:37:34,077
让开

792
00:37:37,816 --> 00:37:39,551
惩罚时间到

793
00:37:39,573 --> 00:37:43,413
社长慢慢靠近绀野，说道

794
00:37:39,917 --> 00:37:42,235
接下来我要好好奉还给你

795
00:37:43,413 --> 00:37:45,403
打你屁屁，你可真是气死我了

796
00:37:44,246 --> 00:37:45,968
芹泽这个家伙

797
00:37:46,928 --> 00:37:48,580
这什么乱七八糟的台词

798
00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:55,219
3，2，1

799
00:37:59,265 --> 00:38:01,598
你们是怎么摆这么大阵仗的

800
00:38:01,599 --> 00:38:03,642
他们正好在附近拍摄

801
00:38:03,643 --> 00:38:06,585
所以我就硬着头皮去拜托他们了

802
00:38:08,502 --> 00:38:11,923
铃木，你为什么要把电影毁掉

803
00:38:13,573 --> 00:38:15,709
不是你想拍的吗

804
00:38:16,094 --> 00:38:17,497
我也想知道理由

805
00:38:18,552 --> 00:38:19,804
我也是

806
00:38:30,544 --> 00:38:31,860
我

807
00:38:36,780 --> 00:38:38,759
我其实想让绀野来演那个角色的

808
00:38:41,124 --> 00:38:45,393
那是我为他量身订造的角色

809
00:38:46,232 --> 00:38:47,874
但他根本没把我当回事

810
00:38:48,048 --> 00:38:49,948
所以之前我差不多已经放弃了

811
00:38:51,409 --> 00:38:55,749
但是，拍着拍着

812
00:38:56,071 --> 00:38:58,216
我原本的想法越来越强烈

813
00:39:02,497 --> 00:39:07,106
我没办法继续违心地制作电影，太痛苦了

814
00:39:13,615 --> 00:39:17,727
所以，为了中止这次的拍摄，我就

815
00:39:18,903 --> 00:39:23,841
是我辜负了大家付出了，对不起

816
00:39:28,063 --> 00:39:31,776
绀野，你是怎么回事

817
00:39:34,277 --> 00:39:35,602
什么

818
00:39:48,025 --> 00:39:49,111
但是

819
00:39:49,112 --> 00:39:50,603
「但是」什么

820
00:39:51,284 --> 00:39:56,053
难道就因为他和你等级不同吗

821
00:39:57,470 --> 00:40:02,099
又是等级，你们真无聊

822
00:40:04,362 --> 00:40:07,363
等级到底有什么好在意的

823
00:40:07,364 --> 00:40:09,243
我真是不能理解

824
00:40:10,868 --> 00:40:15,970
第一级有什么了不起的，第三级又怎么了

825
00:40:17,814 --> 00:40:19,727
就拿你们喜欢看的《蜡笔小新》来说

826
00:40:19,728 --> 00:40:21,870
几个幼稚园小朋友都比你们懂事

827
00:40:27,687 --> 00:40:29,851
遇到想要一起玩的小伙伴时

828
00:40:30,229 --> 00:40:31,107
他们都不会在意对方是不是总挂着鼻涕

829
00:40:31,108 --> 00:40:33,837
是不是小哭包，就算是一只小狗也很珍惜

830
00:40:35,066 --> 00:40:37,694
所以他们才能勇敢地面对大人帝国

831
00:40:35,203 --> 00:40:37,831
注：此处指《蜡笔小新：风起云涌，猛烈！大人帝国的反击》故事中
以阿健为首的邪恶组织企图建立「成人帝国」，让成人们沉溺于过去无法自拔

832
00:40:38,147 --> 00:40:39,468
原来你看了啊

833
00:40:39,842 --> 00:40:42,524
不管是跟谁在一起，属于什么团体

834
00:40:43,510 --> 00:40:45,130
他们本身的价值都不会变

835
00:40:47,918 --> 00:40:49,911
为什么要在乎别人的眼光

836
00:40:50,765 --> 00:40:52,890
想跟谁结伴就去跟谁啊

837
00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:09,130
-绀野 -有你在的话

838
00:41:10,553 --> 00:41:12,401
我们能冲上顶点的

839
00:41:15,548 --> 00:41:17,401
我说的顶点就是顶峰

840
00:41:18,029 --> 00:41:20,364
不是两线相交的交点

841
00:41:20,706 --> 00:41:23,476
而是最高点，最高峰

842
00:41:26,765 --> 00:41:28,426
明白我意思吗

843
00:41:35,564 --> 00:41:39,610
真的是，你写的台词太复杂了

844
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:43,214
抱歉

845
00:41:47,829 --> 00:41:53,327
但是吧，我最喜欢的

846
00:41:54,505 --> 00:41:56,210
还是在你镜头之下的我

847
00:42:21,681 --> 00:42:25,396
记得拍得我帅一点啊导演

848
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,378
交给我吧

849
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:34,753
看你的了

850
00:42:34,778 --> 00:42:36,906
我们是可是花了不少经费啊

851
00:42:36,907 --> 00:42:38,942
这点小钱五秒钟就赚回来了

852
00:42:39,058 --> 00:42:42,090
话说回来，你是怎么知道真凶是铃木的

853
00:42:42,665 --> 00:42:47,708
因为布景道具里只有铃木做的被破坏了

854
00:42:51,077 --> 00:42:55,919
原来是这样，所以这就是你设计的结局吗

855
00:42:56,165 --> 00:42:59,452
不，结局部分是空白的

856
00:42:59,904 --> 00:43:00,817
什么

857
00:43:00,954 --> 00:43:02,235
重力脱臼

858
00:43:02,236 --> 00:43:03,682
什么重力脱臼

859
00:43:04,366 --> 00:43:06,500
现在是皆大欢喜的结局，真不错

860
00:43:12,741 --> 00:43:13,495
很糟糕吧

861
00:43:13,496 --> 00:43:15,643
今天真是太累了

862
00:43:15,644 --> 00:43:17,074
西谷同学

863
00:43:19,070 --> 00:43:23,037
之前你问我的问题，我想换一个回答

864
00:43:23,841 --> 00:43:24,699
你说

865
00:43:25,526 --> 00:43:27,753
我不在乎他的家庭

866
00:43:28,222 --> 00:43:30,739
我待在他的身边

867
00:43:31,132 --> 00:43:32,740
是因为我希望陪伴在他左右

868
00:43:34,698 --> 00:43:38,024
芹泽，别要我等你啊，快来

869
00:43:38,025 --> 00:43:38,864
好

870
00:43:40,453 --> 00:43:41,348
我先走了

871
00:43:41,460 --> 00:43:42,631
再见

872
00:43:46,306 --> 00:43:47,594
你们在说什么

873
00:43:48,365 --> 00:43:49,323
没什么

874
00:43:51,233 --> 00:43:52,124
我们走吧

875
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:53,602
好

876
00:44:09,877 --> 00:44:11,411
好久不见

877
00:44:11,412 --> 00:44:12,172
早啊

878
00:44:12,173 --> 00:44:14,253
我都还没玩够呢

879
00:44:16,203 --> 00:44:17,976
早啊，姬香

880
00:44:18,282 --> 00:44:19,147
早

881
00:44:20,584 --> 00:44:21,582
早晨

882
00:44:21,583 --> 00:44:23,263
早

883
00:44:24,107 --> 00:44:25,787
这就是传闻中的等级表吗

884
00:44:25,788 --> 00:44:28,396
田丸啊，这东西弄得有点意思啊

885
00:44:29,631 --> 00:44:30,732
过奖

886
00:44:33,938 --> 00:44:34,768
绀野

887
00:44:34,769 --> 00:44:35,296
早

888
00:44:35,297 --> 00:44:37,001
早

889
00:44:41,692 --> 00:44:43,470
我怎么是第一级垫底

890
00:44:42,413 --> 00:44:44,043
第4名，绀野直斗

891
00:44:46,861 --> 00:44:48,456
开什么玩笑

892
00:44:50,716 --> 00:44:51,549
什么

893
00:44:54,956 --> 00:44:56,493
我在垃圾桶里就行

894
00:44:56,547 --> 00:44:57,952
你在做什么

895
00:44:58,941 --> 00:45:00,223
什么情况

896
00:45:12,860 --> 00:45:16,019
我也进去好了

897
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,463
对了，我找到其他电影节了

898
00:45:21,023 --> 00:45:22,794
不错啊，是什么

899
00:45:43,945 --> 00:45:45,507
他们想做什么啊

900
00:45:55,851 --> 00:45:57,711
只弄这些没用的

901
00:45:59,689 --> 00:46:00,721
对不起

902
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:06,023
看来根本难不倒加贺美啊

903
00:46:08,637 --> 00:46:10,806
接下来该怎么做，快想想办法啊

904
00:46:13,424 --> 00:46:14,791
快说啊

905
00:46:19,136 --> 00:46:20,571
这不是有一个吗

906
00:46:21,165 --> 00:46:21,961
有什么

907
00:46:22,805 --> 00:46:25,366
一个正合适的对象

908
00:46:25,367 --> 00:46:27,017
好了，结束

909
00:46:28,343 --> 00:46:31,243
竹中天珠

910
00:46:33,667 --> 00:46:35,966
你目前还处在开发阶段

911
00:46:35,991 --> 00:46:40,199
但是，我都没想到这种解决方案

912
00:46:41,870 --> 00:46:43,191
没关系

913
00:46:43,674 --> 00:46:47,448
我一定会把你打造成一个完美的老师

914
00:47:00,785 --> 00:47:02,216
打扰了

915
00:47:02,895 --> 00:47:04,676
你的客人来了

916
00:47:06,210 --> 00:47:08,237
抱歉，让你久等了

917
00:47:08,238 --> 00:47:10,519
我是直接从机场过来的

918
00:47:11,203 --> 00:47:14,676
久未问候，加贺美先生

919
00:47:18,244 --> 00:47:21,643
今天我有话要对你说

920
00:47:23,843 --> 00:47:25,343
我也是

921
00:47:36,413 --> 00:47:38,238
下集 Billion x School

922
00:47:38,223 --> 00:47:41,793
AI教师×拒绝上学的天才学生

923
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:40,193
那个不愿上学的学生要跟我比脑力吗

924
00:47:40,194 --> 00:47:40,937
你没问题吗

925
00:47:40,938 --> 00:47:43,155
我可是天才，就这样转告那名学生吧

926
00:47:41,793 --> 00:47:43,303
天才学生VS天才教师

927
00:47:43,156 --> 00:47:45,268
谁要是放弃了比拼就结束

928
00:47:43,303 --> 00:47:45,203
师生间的解谜对决

929
00:47:45,269 --> 00:47:46,748
什么，用篮球决一胜负吗