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那是什么

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咦

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这东西是谁贴的

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这是什么

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原来如此，成绩排名表啊

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最近常说这是一种变相霸凌的手法

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但在激起斗志上，也不失为一个好方法

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话说回来，班长

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你的成绩比那些青春期小屁孩烂这么多吗

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作为班级代表，你不觉得丢脸吗

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不是的，老师

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这不是成绩排名

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-什么 -这是校园阶级的一览表

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-是吧 -是的

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校园阶级，这个我知道

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就是成绩差又素行不良的学生，偏偏排前几名

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那个既莫名又荒谬的制度

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原来就是这个

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现在不是感叹的时候

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这谁贴的，现在马上拿掉

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有什么关系

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反正不管贴不贴，阶级就是存在啊

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我也赞成，这样看一目了然啊

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只有3军的人不开心吧

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不喜欢的人，就自己把名牌拿掉啊

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霸凌同学，被停学的学生排第一吗

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太诡异了

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能进啦，轻一点，控制力道

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完了

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我要开动了

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斋藤吃煎饺便当唉

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不要讲啦

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这家伙肩膀上有头皮屑

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是你的头皮屑跑到我身上的吧

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干，脏死了，好恶

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你们两个又在看偶像周边了，这什么

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你很烦耶

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拿便宜手机的人闭嘴

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-我家就穷啊 -是说你两只袜子不一样吧

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-这款就是这样 -屁啦，少骗了

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-这叫流行 -土爆了

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妈的，别过来啦，烦唉

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怎样都可爱

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可爱归可爱，但吵死人了啦

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好准哦

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马上给我想想办法

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你们班上那个阶级表，问题很大哦

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-没错 -那个啊，请放心

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那个问题我已经解决了

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-什么 -答案就是…

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随便排的

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-什么 -既非学业成绩，或体育成绩排名

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也不是身高排名

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反正他们就是一帮，一无所有的青春期小屁孩

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还有什么东西能比较的

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所以答案只有一个

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随便排的

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你到底在乱讲什么东西啊

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解决个屁

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你连什么是校园阶级都搞不清楚

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所以不是随便排的吗

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动脑想想好吗，那可是你的班级

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好好面对问题，可以吗

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芹泽老师，你也一样

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我有叫他们不要再贴了

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你居然在做淋巴按摩

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我听得见他们的声音

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-什么 -又来了

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爱情的雪花，只会降临在金字塔的顶端

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不要对我们差别待遇

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我们也要平等的关爱

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难道你们都听不到这种心声吗

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整个变滑溜溜的了

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你们有用心在想吗，各位老师

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我说伟大的圣母玛利亚

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我们现在讲的是，该如何解决那张表

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想解决整个校园阶级的问题

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根本是不可能的任务

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一定可以

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只要我们老师平等对待每一位学生

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唉唷，怎样，现在是要开战了吗

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我想问一件事

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校园阶级这种制度，是何时开始存在的

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问我吗

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不好意思，你为什么要问我

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因为你离我最近

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不是吧…

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这回答太勉强了

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你是觉得我一定知道答案吧

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因为你觉得我是个老人

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少把人当老一辈的活字典了，小子

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看我找一天把你带去金字塔顶端

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狠狠扔下去，让图坦卡门大哥好好教训你

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可以了，老师请冷静

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奇怪，我刚才说了什么了

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这个安抚的效果好好

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总而言之

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要在东堂雪美他们停学处分结束前，把问题解决

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万一他们回学校，表还贴在那边

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天啊

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没有蒸气安抚，我就要疯掉了

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帮我蒸一下，谢谢

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要是你们解决不了问题

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那就只能等着接受校方处分罗

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没错，就是这么回事

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抱歉，学校是不是对我们两个特别严苛

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这很简单啊

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你们不是解决了霸凌问题

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手腕高强的双人组吗，我戳

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好烫

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不介意的话，我这里有烟灰缸

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谢谢

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要上课了

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青春的钟声响了

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各位，请前往教室

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去教室

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为什么有那张表

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我想应该是我的关系

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大家大概觉得，我不太可能再被针对了

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简单来说

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就是在1军成员回学校前

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希望自己不要沦落到3军去

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避免自己变成霸凌目标

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我完全搞不懂

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什么

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那个排名到底是以什么标准去排的

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在没搞清楚前，根本无法解决问题

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那张表是2军的头，田丸元做的

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基本上就是靠田丸制作的评分表去计分

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什么嘛，这里写得很清楚啊

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0班阶级表，评分标准
什么嘛，这里写得很清楚啊

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在学校厕所上大号，扣10分

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国文课放感情念课文，扣7分

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r的发音正确，扣6分

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这什么鬼东西啊

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奇怪，太奇怪了

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要用哪个方程序，才能算出这种东西

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哎呀

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糟糕，快闪人

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跟班导师说话

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会扣20分

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完全搞不懂

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《Billion，×，School，富翁教师》

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也就是说，与大人们的标准不同

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那是以青春期独特的标准去判定

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所制定出来的班级阶级

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我还是似懂非懂

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换句话说…

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够了

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请问这个对话要持续多久

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直到我完全理解为止

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这种上进心，太杰出了

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有上进心是好事

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但再不快点解决问题，停学处分就要结束了

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我们若被校方处分，计划可能就要喊卡了

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你的危机管理，太优秀了

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不用你多嘴，这我也懂

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TEACH，有解决校园阶级的办法吗

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这个问题，太困难了

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非常有思考的价值

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让我来告诉你

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很简单

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就是让不同阶级的人，产生交流

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举例来说，可以办成果发表会或合唱比赛等活动

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最近有这种活动吗

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没有，但我知道有个类似的活动

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什么

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你上课不听课，都在写这种东西吗

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对不起

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等等，你干嘛道歉

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什么

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因为你生气了

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所谓的生气是…

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小鬼

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你上课不听课，都在给我写这种东西吗

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你死定了

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这才叫生气

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放心，我们只是想借助你的能力

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什么

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铃木司，电影研究社成员

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曾经得过几个小奖

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学校也很看重你这方面的才能

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但在去年校庆上…

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地球就是颗巨大的胸部

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-大胸部，大胸部 -等一下，这什么

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胸部是怎么回事

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先暂停放映吧

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这是什么内容

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-不好意思 -原来是颗大胸部

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抱歉，我们视频先暂停放映

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你因为严重破坏学校声誉，被分到了0班

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我是为了提倡诉求，才会那样呈现…

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没错，你是正确的

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过度在意评价，就做不出好作品了

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错了，一点都不正确

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因为…这小子…

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从那之后…

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-怎么了吗 -因为那部片子，就没人接近他的样子

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你好悲惨

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你的笑点有够恶劣

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悲惨的电影导演，现在有个好消息

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2024，高中生微电影展

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这是你想参加的电影展吧

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是没错

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感激我吧

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我准你参加

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什么

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就是在加贺美零的全面支援下

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让你放胆去拍电影的意思

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开心吧，可以高举双手喊万岁哦

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-来吧 -好蠢

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-万岁 -蠢到家了

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那什么姿势啊，有够恶心

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-万岁 -讨厌，好蠢

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哪里蠢了，就很普通的万岁啊

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-一起来 -你不用理他

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万岁，你们也一起

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-千万不要理他 -万岁

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铃木同学

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让你拍电影

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很有机会能借此，解决校园阶级的问题

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什么

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你能帮我们吗

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但距离截止日期，只剩一个礼拜

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这点问题，小意思而已

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既然决定要拍

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那要做的事情可多了，冲吧

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我的笔电…

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你还好吗

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3年0班要拍电影了

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不参加吗

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但这个能提升阶级吧

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西谷，你要参加电影拍摄吗

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我没有啊

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可是…

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今天放学，举办选角试镜

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班长

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天啊

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只有这几个人来吗

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你要参加吗

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所以我才说要强迫参加的

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不需要

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找真正想参与的人就够了吧，导演

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对，没错

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接下来请来场的每一个人

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各自表述一下，对电影的热情

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因为要是有得奖，就能加30分

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我当然非参加不可了

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要是得奖，升上了1军

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我想老师也会给我关爱的眼神吧

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我家很穷

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想提升阶级，就只有这种方法了

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穷人也有升上2军的机会…

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你们从刚才就在讲什么啊

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抱着那种心态，怎么可能拍得出好电影

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你怎么了

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都给我让开

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我是芹泽一花

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希望能获得女主角，小木星的角色

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-什么 -我从以前就很喜欢电影

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待在家里时，都在看电影

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我都不知道

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电影就是我心灵的绿洲

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能将我从痛苦工作中拯救出来的，就只有电影了

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你到底痛苦在哪里

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导演，请借由你的手

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让我成为一名演员吧

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抱歉…

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女主角必须是高中生

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应该说只有高中生才能参与演出吧

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给我回来，丢人现眼

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不过…

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装一下应该可以吧

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-没办法 -我换个制服试试看

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-放弃吧 -拍远景的话…

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因为我是班长

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就被迫参加了

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又是这种理由

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不过

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既然要参加，我希望大家都能很开心

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然后我想说

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剧本真的很有趣

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谢谢你

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虽然我对电影不太了解

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但该怎么说…

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我只是想多少帮点忙

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让班上的气氛变得更愉快，更融洽

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对不起

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我只是想尽一点微薄的力量而已

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小木星…

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什么

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你就是小木星

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那么明天起，就照这个工作分配表进行

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是

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最后请导演跟大家来句信心喊话

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好的

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那个…

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大家可能不想让3军的我担任导演

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-还请多多指教… -这什么要死不活的喊话啊

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好了，解散

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通通解散

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还请多多指教…

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银河棒球2099，朝银河甲子园迈进
总导演：加贺美，导演兼摄影：铃木

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饮料来了

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我说了我要可乐吧

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我刚才按了乌龙茶，跑出来的是苹果汁

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所以就想如果按哈密瓜汽水，会不会就是可乐

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结果这次是哈密瓜汽水

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该怎么对付那家伙

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加贺美吗

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不觉得他超碍眼吗

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是很碍眼

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我本来一瞬间还开心有帅哥来了呢

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要不要干脆把他揍个半死

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我们现在是认真在不爽

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不

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这点子不赖

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之前我对他出手时

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感觉他是反射性还手的

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我在猜

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他可能练过格斗技或防身术

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才会那样反射性地反击

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所以呢

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我们去攻击他

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让他还手

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拍下视频，再剪出他动手那一段…

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他就会因体罚学生，自我毁灭

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好主意

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就是这么回事

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绀野

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别失手了

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这要我去做吗

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除了你还有谁

334
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但攻击老师，风险会不会太高

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安啦，你那段会剪掉

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越想越有趣

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地球就是颗巨大的胸部

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是胸部

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-喂 -大胸部，大胸部

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什么事

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你在哭什么

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看了很烦

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够了，气氛都被破坏了

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我应该回家再看的

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-你在做什么 -还用问吗

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我在用AI修剧本跟分镜

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喂

348
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-你干嘛 -不准用AI

349
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-为什么 -这可是高中生参加的影展

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我就追求完美，不行吗

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那请问一下，你认为什么是完美的电影

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像这个地方

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球击中天上的重力乌鸦，导致球掉到观众席
像这个地方

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球击中天上的重力乌鸦，导致球掉到观众席
AI就认为非常离谱，不符合现实

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哪有那么刚好

356
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我的天啊，你完全不懂

357
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就是要这样写才好

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什么

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有必要在虚构的世界，逼观众面对严酷的现实吗

360
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我的天啊，我看完全不懂的人是你吧

361
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这是逻辑有问题的人，才会讲出的谬论

362
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你别给我在制作团队前面讲这种话

363
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什么制作团队

364
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:05,367
我从好莱坞找来了优秀的团队

365
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目标是进军戛纳影展

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-好痛…痛死我了 -这可是高中生的影展

367
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-欢迎 -吓死我了

368
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你们0班的阶级问题很棘手吧

369
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怎么又是你

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想当年我们也是有校园阶级问题

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00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:25,633
加贺美啾你学生时代，是怎样的感觉

372
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你叫我什么

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是我帮你取的绰号，加贺美啾

374
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不要乱取绰号

375
00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:32,867
我这么做都是有原因的啦

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你过来一下，过来啊

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过来啦

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想不到

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00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:39,133
我们两个其实…

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年纪一样大，有没有很神奇

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-随便啦 -唉唷

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很酷哦，加贺美啾

383
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我想先问那个啾是什么鬼，到底从哪来的

384
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我身上有啾的要素吗

385
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那不就等于在问，田中呸的呸是哪来的吗

386
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那个田中呸又是谁

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我的国小同学

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-谁认识啊 -什么

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就是很会模仿铃木王的那个田中呸啊

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不要用另一个不认识的家伙来说明啦

391
00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:03,433
是吗，那我问你，那个铃木王啊

392
00:16:03,433 --> 00:16:06,067
他是不是跟远足麸菓子男，交情很好啊

393
00:16:06,067 --> 00:16:07,300
那家伙又是谁啊

394
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,067
他就是打屁屁哥的朋友啊

395
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这家伙的绰号又是哪来的

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00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:12,933
是臭屎卷取的

397
00:16:12,933 --> 00:16:14,867
怎么只有这家伙的绰号是在骂人

398
00:16:15,633 --> 00:16:17,867
其实这个臭屎卷…

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00:16:17,867 --> 00:16:18,767
就是我本人

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竟然是你

401
00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:24,967
在教室不小心拉屎，臭气冲天的内卷

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所以就被大家叫臭屎卷

403
00:16:27,533 --> 00:16:29,533
好过分的绰号

404
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难怪现在小学禁止取绰号了

405
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-是吗 -对

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是我的话，就会这样回他们

407
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:38,467
是人就会拉屎

408
00:16:38,467 --> 00:16:40,433
这样的话每个人都该取一样的

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00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:43,833
叫臭屎卷，臭屎木，臭屎中才对

410
00:16:51,033 --> 00:16:54,167
你人真的很好耶，加贺美啾

411
00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:55,267
什么

412
00:16:55,267 --> 00:16:56,833
温柔体贴

413
00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:58,467
加贺美啾好善解人意

414
00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:01,567
你是大好人，加贺美啾

415
00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:04,633
-好善良，加贺美啾人超好 -别再叫我加贺美啾了

416
00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:28,500
好，OK，都准备好了

417
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要开始了

418
00:17:30,733 --> 00:17:32,300
准备

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开始

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00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,267
小木星

421
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你愿意跟我组成投捕搭档吗

422
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:44,867
没办法

423
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:49,067
我已经不再打银河棒球了

424
00:17:49,733 --> 00:17:51,467
我…

425
00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:54,300
并不是你想象的那种人

426
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,233
我不是地球人

427
00:17:57,233 --> 00:17:59,533
我们俩一起的话

428
00:18:01,867 --> 00:18:04,067
一定能登上顶点

429
00:18:05,433 --> 00:18:07,667
你说的顶点在哪里

430
00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:10,933
一定跟我说的顶点不一样

431
00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:11,867
顶点就是…

432
00:18:11,867 --> 00:18:14,033
小木星，你错得很离谱

433
00:18:14,033 --> 00:18:15,367
我台词讲错了吗

434
00:18:15,367 --> 00:18:16,833
你是外星人吧

435
00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:21,233
既然有能力开发太空船，肯定什么事都办得到

436
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:22,067
什么

437
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:26,600
居然在挑战前就先放弃，我完全无法理解

438
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,100
-好痛 -发生了重大疏失

439
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,100
我们重来一次

440
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,633
你说谁是疏失，小木星听懂了没

441
00:18:31,633 --> 00:18:33,767
OK，那我们再来一次

442
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:34,500
好…

443
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,100
怎么能用那个黄黄的打我

444
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:37,500
-保持安静 -吵死了

445
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,033
准备

446
00:18:39,033 --> 00:18:40,033
开始

447
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,467
谢谢你

448
00:18:43,633 --> 00:18:47,633
超·级·死·党

449
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,133
你们知道吗

450
00:18:51,133 --> 00:18:54,000
4班的小木星，整个人发出银光耶

451
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,500
卡，OK

452
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,800
才怪，你刚才完全没有入戏

453
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:58,633
导演，OK了吧

454
00:18:58,633 --> 00:18:59,900
-OK了 -要多放一点感情

455
00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:01,633
小木星在发银光啊

456
00:19:01,633 --> 00:19:05,733
根本不用费力去做布景，用CG合成不就得了

457
00:19:05,733 --> 00:19:08,167
加贺美老师，你差不多也该动手帮忙了吧

458
00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:09,333
-不要 -不要吗

459
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:10,600
-我不要 -什么意思

460
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,900
你们看什么看，快动手啊

461
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:14,833
就你自己坐在那边跟大爷一样

462
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,800
我们俩一起的话

463
00:19:21,933 --> 00:19:23,967
一定能登上顶点

464
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,500
你说的顶点在哪里

465
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,500
我们会不会真的得奖啊

466
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,633
那我们是不是就变2军前段班了

467
00:19:30,633 --> 00:19:32,233
我就变1军了耶

468
00:19:32,233 --> 00:19:34,233
-天啊 -超猛的

469
00:19:41,233 --> 00:19:44,500
绀野，还没行动吗
动作太慢了吧
都3天了你在干嘛

470
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:45,500
准备

471
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:46,500
开始

472
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:50,267
你今天控球有点怪怪的

473
00:19:50,267 --> 00:19:52,133
是你的错觉吧

474
00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:55,133
你重力脱臼了

475
00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:56,700
卡…

476
00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:59,500
你们在演什么东西，再更自然一点

477
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:03,800
既然我都出马了，我们非拿奖不可

478
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,267
给我用心演

479
00:20:05,267 --> 00:20:06,200
OK

480
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,600
那我们从有台词的那边，再来一次

481
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:13,033
然后脱臼那边的反应，再表现得更强烈一点

482
00:20:15,867 --> 00:20:17,733
铃木真的好厉害哦

483
00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:19,200
对啊

484
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,600
他将来会当电影导演吧

485
00:20:22,367 --> 00:20:23,633
你呢

486
00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:25,267
什么

487
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:28,700
你有什么想从事的职业吗

488
00:20:31,567 --> 00:20:34,367
没什么特别想的

489
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:41,133
应该说

490
00:20:41,133 --> 00:20:43,533
我之前根本没有余力去想这些

491
00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:48,100
也是

492
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,067
我也一样

493
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,233
不过现在…

494
00:20:56,233 --> 00:20:58,433
应该可以去想想了

495
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,000
对

496
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,567
倒不如说

497
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:08,000
不想想不行了

498
00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:11,600
是啊

499
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:16,267
怎么了

500
00:21:16,267 --> 00:21:17,933
有这么好笑吗

501
00:21:17,933 --> 00:21:21,333
抱歉，就觉得讲法有点怪怪的

502
00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:23,133
有吗

503
00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:25,300
老师，你平常会看电影吗

504
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:27,167
不会，我不看

505
00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:31,467
我没闲到花2个小时，去看5行字就能写完的故事

506
00:21:31,467 --> 00:21:33,000
天啊，好讨人厌

507
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,967
哪里讨厌了，你什么意思

508
00:21:34,967 --> 00:21:36,433
真的好有趣

509
00:21:36,433 --> 00:21:38,900
万一公司倒了，我去电影公司上班好了

510
00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:41,433
老师，我能问你一件事吗

511
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,200
除了体重跟三围之外，你都能问

512
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,367
好的

513
00:21:46,133 --> 00:21:48,133
芹泽老师

514
00:21:49,167 --> 00:21:51,500
你为什么会当那个人的秘书

515
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,733
什么

516
00:21:52,733 --> 00:21:55,500
我一直很好奇

517
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,567
感觉你们好像认识很久了

518
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:05,200
我懂《大人帝国的反击》超感人的

519
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,200
对吧

520
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,667
那是什么故事，结局是什么

521
00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:11,833
先知道结局的话，不就不好看了吗

522
00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:13,500
这句话有问题吧

523
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,433
不知道结局，怎么能判断好不好看

524
00:22:16,433 --> 00:22:17,967
不是啦…唉唷

525
00:22:17,967 --> 00:22:19,567
该怎么说

526
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,567
干嘛

527
00:22:25,567 --> 00:22:27,533
就为了这点小事吗

528
00:22:30,167 --> 00:22:32,667
这种小问题，你们自己去处理

529
00:22:33,133 --> 00:22:34,733
对

530
00:22:34,733 --> 00:22:36,700
我现在忙得很

531
00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:39,700
很难回答的话，不讲也没关系

532
00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:41,100
没有啦

533
00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:42,567
我们整个家族

534
00:22:42,567 --> 00:22:44,967
历代都在服侍加贺美家

535
00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:50,133
从这么小的时候，就被教育要辅佐加贺美家

536
00:22:50,133 --> 00:22:52,900
这是我们的使命，也是存在价值

537
00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:55,300
所以我就待到现在了

538
00:22:56,600 --> 00:23:00,100
这是不能反抗的吗

539
00:23:01,233 --> 00:23:02,833
反抗吗…

540
00:23:02,833 --> 00:23:05,000
我从来没有想过

541
00:23:06,267 --> 00:23:08,233
原来如此

542
00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:11,000
我可能被洗脑了吧

543
00:23:13,233 --> 00:23:14,367
社长

544
00:23:17,067 --> 00:23:19,667
你们有没有听到什么声音

545
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,533
我去看一下

546
00:23:24,667 --> 00:23:26,533
唉唷，痛死我了

547
00:23:26,533 --> 00:23:27,800
谁啊

548
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,533
难道是微软派来的刺客吗

549
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:30,900
奇怪，怎么这样

550
00:23:31,667 --> 00:23:32,800
唉唷，好痛

551
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,433
为什么，跟听说的不一样啊

552
00:23:35,967 --> 00:23:37,233
社长

553
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:39,600
你还好吗

554
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:42,033
我的西装为什么完全没反应

555
00:23:42,033 --> 00:23:43,100
什么

556
00:23:45,033 --> 00:23:47,300
不准用AI

557
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000
总之先让我看看伤势

558
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,200
不是那里啦

559
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,000
-是屁股，我的屁股 -什么

560
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,533
-是哦，那就好 -屁股都开花了，是好在哪

561
00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:55,900
西谷，这里交给你了

562
00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:57,767
-芹泽 -就算你这么说…

563
00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:01,633
老师，要不要帮你揉一揉

564
00:24:01,633 --> 00:24:03,367
-拜托了 -好的

565
00:24:03,367 --> 00:24:04,433
是…这里吗

566
00:24:04,433 --> 00:24:06,100
-对，屁股 -是

567
00:24:07,267 --> 00:24:08,600
绀野

568
00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:17,900
我们正在拍电影

569
00:24:26,433 --> 00:24:28,033
所以呢

570
00:24:33,767 --> 00:24:36,667
-我… -没事就不要随便跟我讲话

571
00:24:54,967 --> 00:24:56,733
没用的家伙

572
00:24:56,733 --> 00:24:58,833
但他真的完全没有还手

573
00:24:58,833 --> 00:25:01,433
你从背后偷袭有个屁用，要从正面攻击

574
00:25:01,933 --> 00:25:04,300
我问你，他们在干嘛

575
00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:05,867
在拍电影

576
00:25:05,867 --> 00:25:08,233
好像要参加高中生影展

577
00:25:08,233 --> 00:25:11,433
是吗，感觉很好玩耶

578
00:25:11,933 --> 00:25:13,467
绀野

579
00:25:13,967 --> 00:25:15,967
你去毁了他们的电影

580
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,133
什么，为什么

581
00:25:22,633 --> 00:25:25,233
我们非拿奖不可

582
00:25:25,233 --> 00:25:26,367
给我用心演

583
00:25:26,367 --> 00:25:27,800
看了就不爽啊

584
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,267
OK

585
00:25:29,267 --> 00:25:31,567
那我们从有台词的那边，再来一次

586
00:25:32,100 --> 00:25:34,300
-然后… -下次不准再失败

587
00:25:42,467 --> 00:25:43,167
好痛

588
00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:46,333
绀野好像一直到高2上学期，都是电影社的成员

589
00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:47,800
不知道发生了什么事

590
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:48,900
关我屁事

591
00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:51,000
反正我绝对饶不了那小子

592
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,467
你不能以牙还牙哦

593
00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:55,067
打屁屁是明确的体罚行为

594
00:25:55,067 --> 00:25:57,700
那你告诉我，哪种体罚不会被发现

595
00:25:57,700 --> 00:25:59,267
我无法寻找这方面的资讯

596
00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:00,233
对吧…

597
00:26:00,233 --> 00:26:01,100
可恶

598
00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:03,267
好用却没路用的家伙，没错就是那里

599
00:26:03,267 --> 00:26:05,267
社长，我先告辞了

600
00:26:05,267 --> 00:26:06,800
你要回家看电影吗

601
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,400
是的，我今天…

602
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,733
回去看个《屁屁侦探》好了

603
00:26:11,733 --> 00:26:13,233
给我过来，我要揍你一顿

604
00:26:13,233 --> 00:26:14,267
喂，不可以

605
00:26:14,267 --> 00:26:16,933
社长你要不要也看部电影

606
00:26:16,933 --> 00:26:19,433
铃木也推荐我看电影了，但我没那种时间

607
00:26:19,433 --> 00:26:21,200
他推荐你什么电影

608
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,900
好像叫什么大人帝国的

609
00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:25,367
《大人帝国的反击》对吧，我也很喜欢

610
00:26:25,367 --> 00:26:26,367
我没听说

611
00:26:26,367 --> 00:26:28,167
你不看的话，会跟不上我们的脚步哦

612
00:26:28,167 --> 00:26:30,133
凭什么有看过的就比较了不起

613
00:26:30,133 --> 00:26:32,100
好的，那我告辞了

614
00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:33,067
喂，芹泽

615
00:26:33,067 --> 00:26:34,767
你回来，那是什么打招呼的方式

616
00:26:34,767 --> 00:26:36,833
好的，那我也告辞了

617
00:26:36,833 --> 00:26:38,700
那什么鬼动作，给我停止

618
00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:40,567
-好啦 -不准做了

619
00:26:43,233 --> 00:26:44,800
欢迎光临

620
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,233
欢迎，里面请

621
00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:04,200
两个不同阶级的人…

622
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,467
一花

623
00:27:10,633 --> 00:27:13,200
你能…

624
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,533
跟我做朋友吗

625
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,000
这有点…

626
00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:22,833
小木星

627
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,200
你愿意跟我组成投捕搭档吗

628
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,067
没办法

629
00:28:28,067 --> 00:28:31,067
我已经不再打银河棒球了

630
00:28:31,067 --> 00:28:32,833
这什么啊

631
00:28:32,833 --> 00:28:34,667
我们俩一起的话

632
00:28:35,733 --> 00:28:37,900
一定能登上顶点

633
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,100
你说的顶点在哪里

634
00:28:40,100 --> 00:28:41,867
铃木

635
00:28:41,867 --> 00:28:43,833
我们一起朝顶点努力吧

636
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,000
-怎样的顶点 -顶点就是顶点

637
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,567
以日本来说，就像黑泽明和三船敏郎吧

638
00:28:51,033 --> 00:28:53,767
大海，跟我一决胜负吧

639
00:28:53,767 --> 00:28:56,433
这样演完全不行

640
00:28:56,433 --> 00:28:58,067
有这么糟吗

641
00:28:58,067 --> 00:29:01,833
不过比起三船敏郎

642
00:29:01,833 --> 00:29:03,867
我应该更喜欢你的演技

643
00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:06,367
唉唷，不错哦

644
00:29:06,367 --> 00:29:08,467
嘴巴很会讲哦，导演

645
00:29:08,467 --> 00:29:09,500
要开始了

646
00:29:10,367 --> 00:29:11,933
准备，开始

647
00:29:11,933 --> 00:29:14,200
大海，跟我一决胜负吧

648
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,733
当我征服这片海洋的时候

649
00:29:15,733 --> 00:29:18,500
我一定会组成自己的大乐团

650
00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:21,333
我心中的太阳，正在沸腾

651
00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:27,533
妈呀，那家伙又在喃喃自语了

652
00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:29,300
超恶的

653
00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:30,867
-要怎么做 -什么

654
00:29:33,067 --> 00:29:34,967
铃木那家伙

655
00:29:34,967 --> 00:29:37,767
台词也太拗口了吧

656
00:29:37,767 --> 00:29:39,000
喂

657
00:29:40,233 --> 00:29:42,867
你姓什么来着

658
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:45,033
-绀野 -对啦，绀野

659
00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:48,233
你要不要跟我们去联谊

660
00:29:48,767 --> 00:29:50,200
什么

661
00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:54,033
退社申请书：2年5班，绀野直斗

662
00:29:54,033 --> 00:29:55,167
要去哪

663
00:29:55,167 --> 00:29:56,533
去唱歌吧

664
00:29:57,100 --> 00:29:58,767
但你唱歌很难听唉

665
00:29:58,767 --> 00:29:59,900
少乱讲

666
00:29:59,900 --> 00:30:01,133
绀野

667
00:30:03,100 --> 00:30:04,800
他是谁

668
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,400
你朋友吗

669
00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:09,767
才不是

670
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,067
是吗

671
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,533
有事吗

672
00:30:18,133 --> 00:30:20,467
没有…

673
00:30:37,667 --> 00:30:39,333
没用的家伙

674
00:31:11,567 --> 00:31:12,733
视频呢

675
00:31:14,667 --> 00:31:15,267
全被删掉了

676
00:31:15,267 --> 00:31:16,333
错误：找不到指定的档案
全被删掉了

677
00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:17,233
错误：找不到指定的档案
未剪辑的原档也都没了

678
00:31:17,233 --> 00:31:18,400
未剪辑的原档也都没了

679
00:31:19,100 --> 00:31:21,033
这到底是谁干的

680
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,200
八成是绀野吧

681
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,400
怎么可能

682
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,433
他不是拿球棒攻击老师了吗

683
00:31:26,433 --> 00:31:28,200
除了他还会有谁

684
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:29,400
的确很可疑

685
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:30,833
等一下，绀野他不会…

686
00:31:30,833 --> 00:31:32,000
绝对是他

687
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,500
他就是城岛那群人的走狗啊

688
00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:37,133
是要报复停学处分吗，烂透了

689
00:31:37,133 --> 00:31:39,467
只要惹到城岛，就绝对没好事

690
00:31:40,167 --> 00:31:41,767
等一下

691
00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:45,533
你们几个该不会要放弃了吧

692
00:31:45,533 --> 00:31:46,833
不好意思

693
00:31:46,833 --> 00:31:49,267
要是继续被他们盯上，我们就完了

694
00:31:49,667 --> 00:31:50,633
对不起

695
00:31:51,367 --> 00:31:53,933
怎么有这么不讲义气的家伙

696
00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:57,200
不过你大可放心

697
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,600
我早料到可能有这种事

698
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,267
从好莱坞找来了优秀的团队…

699
00:32:00,267 --> 00:32:01,667
对不起

700
00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:06,200
我也没办法再继续了

701
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,833
什么

702
00:32:07,833 --> 00:32:09,233
你的热情就只有这点程度吗

703
00:32:09,233 --> 00:32:10,467
喂

704
00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:14,767
搞什么啊，没一个派得上用场的

705
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,267
我们绝不能就这样草草结束

706
00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:35,100
你想怎样

707
00:32:35,767 --> 00:32:36,833
跟我来

708
00:32:36,833 --> 00:32:38,167
什么

709
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,667
少挡路

710
00:32:46,633 --> 00:32:48,733
惩罚的时间到了

711
00:32:48,733 --> 00:32:51,000
我会好好报上次的…

712
00:32:53,033 --> 00:32:54,867
这混蛋

713
00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:04,567
西谷

714
00:33:06,667 --> 00:33:07,800
喂

715
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:08,967
铃木，不好了

716
00:33:08,967 --> 00:33:11,000
加贺美老师挟持了绀野

717
00:33:12,900 --> 00:33:13,900
什么

718
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,167
重复一次

719
00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:17,000
警方已在现场严阵以待

720
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,767
状况依旧十分危急

721
00:33:19,767 --> 00:33:23,433
切勿因好奇，进行非必要的外出

722
00:33:23,433 --> 00:33:24,533
这是怎样

723
00:33:24,533 --> 00:33:26,800
现场气氛仍然十分严峻

724
00:33:33,433 --> 00:33:36,467
我们可以看到老师把学生绑在椅子上

725
00:33:36,467 --> 00:33:38,800
甚至还持猎枪指着学生

726
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,200
为何老师会做出如此凶残的举动

727
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:44,633
目前现场情势一触即发，非常紧张

728
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:59,000
快把枪放下，放走人质

729
00:34:00,567 --> 00:34:02,933
老师，你到底在干嘛

730
00:34:02,933 --> 00:34:04,733
-铃木 -这还要问吗

731
00:34:04,733 --> 00:34:05,833
我在惩罚他

732
00:34:05,833 --> 00:34:06,967
什么惩罚

733
00:34:06,967 --> 00:34:08,167
绀野

734
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,633
布景是你破坏的吧

735
00:34:10,633 --> 00:34:12,633
我就说不是了

736
00:34:14,900 --> 00:34:17,300
你真的有病吧

737
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:19,467
是吗

738
00:34:25,567 --> 00:34:26,900
你以为我不会开枪吗

739
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,533
老师，快住手

740
00:34:30,533 --> 00:34:32,633
你没说会做到这种地步

741
00:34:32,633 --> 00:34:35,100
你疯了吧，快住手

742
00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:36,667
你偷走的视频在哪里

743
00:34:36,667 --> 00:34:38,800
我就说我不知道了

744
00:34:59,067 --> 00:35:01,000
下一发不会射偏

745
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,300
绀野

746
00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:03,633
这全是你干的吧

747
00:35:03,633 --> 00:35:05,433
真的不是

748
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,500
我本来是想破坏没错

749
00:35:09,633 --> 00:35:12,800
可是我做不到，就逃跑了

750
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,800
所以不是我干的

751
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,533
相信我

752
00:35:19,567 --> 00:35:21,000
是我做的

753
00:35:22,567 --> 00:35:25,633
这一切都是我干的

754
00:35:29,700 --> 00:35:33,600
全部都是我做的

755
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:37,867
原来如此

756
00:35:40,833 --> 00:35:42,267
我明白了

757
00:36:02,267 --> 00:36:04,800
很好，卡

758
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,433
各位辛苦了

759
00:36:10,967 --> 00:36:12,967
拍摄很成功

760
00:36:12,967 --> 00:36:15,300
感谢各位配合

761
00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:21,633
零

762
00:36:21,633 --> 00:36:22,867
怎么样

763
00:36:22,867 --> 00:36:25,533
感觉如何，刚才的爆破很赞吧

764
00:36:25,533 --> 00:36:27,167
还可以再夸张一点

765
00:36:27,167 --> 00:36:29,867
你真是一如即往地严格

766
00:36:29,867 --> 00:36:31,200
下次再麻烦了

767
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,200
没问题

768
00:36:37,067 --> 00:36:38,933
这是什么状况

769
00:36:38,933 --> 00:36:40,033
到底怎么回事

770
00:36:40,033 --> 00:36:42,533
没什么，只是请你帮了个忙

771
00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:43,633
帮忙吗

772
00:36:43,633 --> 00:36:44,867
没错

773
00:36:44,867 --> 00:36:46,567
帮忙找出犯人

774
00:36:47,433 --> 00:36:51,000
我们绝不能就这样草草结束

775
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,967
我大概知道犯人是谁

776
00:36:52,967 --> 00:36:54,367
什么，是谁

777
00:36:54,367 --> 00:36:55,600
为了揭穿他的身份

778
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,200
接下来能请你们，照我的剧本行动吗

779
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,333
剧本吗

780
00:36:59,333 --> 00:37:00,600
是什么结局

781
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,767
恕我先不揭晓，才会更加有趣

782
00:37:05,133 --> 00:37:06,400
放下

783
00:37:07,667 --> 00:37:08,467
举枪

784
00:37:08,467 --> 00:37:10,200
挟持绀野作战剧本
-喂 -铃木，不好了

785
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,633
加贺美老师挟持了绀野

786
00:37:12,633 --> 00:37:14,633
3，2，1

787
00:37:15,633 --> 00:37:16,733
赞啦

788
00:37:16,733 --> 00:37:18,433
彩排成功

789
00:37:18,433 --> 00:37:19,733
领薪排队处
-薪水这里领 -请多指教

790
00:37:19,733 --> 00:37:21,500
-请多指教 -谢谢

791
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:22,600
请多指教

792
00:37:24,767 --> 00:37:26,367
你以为我不会开枪吗

793
00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:28,967
老师，快住手

794
00:37:28,967 --> 00:37:31,333
你没说会做到这种地步

795
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:32,800
你真的有病吧

796
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:33,933
少挡路

797
00:37:37,633 --> 00:37:39,700
惩罚的时间到了

798
00:37:39,700 --> 00:37:42,200
我会好好报上次的…

799
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,100
这样打我屁屁，我现在可是气噗噗哦

800
00:37:44,100 --> 00:37:45,033
这样打我屁屁，我现在可是气噗噗哦
这混蛋

801
00:37:45,033 --> 00:37:46,700
这混蛋

802
00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:48,600
这什么烂剧本啊

803
00:37:52,133 --> 00:37:54,700
3，2，1

804
00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:01,467
你怎么有办法搞这么大的排场

805
00:38:01,467 --> 00:38:03,467
因为附近正好有人在拍摄

806
00:38:03,467 --> 00:38:06,467
用姑且一试的心态去拜托，想不到真的来帮忙了

807
00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:09,667
铃木

808
00:38:09,667 --> 00:38:12,033
你为什么要破坏电影的拍摄

809
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,933
那是你很想拍的电影吧

810
00:38:15,933 --> 00:38:17,600
我也想知道

811
00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:19,833
我也是

812
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:31,900
因为…

813
00:38:36,633 --> 00:38:38,933
我希望由绀野主演

814
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,433
那个角色

815
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,600
是我为绀野量身订做的

816
00:38:46,033 --> 00:38:47,867
只是他完全不理我

817
00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:50,233
我也差不多放弃这个念头了

818
00:38:51,267 --> 00:38:52,500
可是…

819
00:38:53,233 --> 00:38:55,900
随着拍摄进行下去

820
00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:58,467
这个念头越来越强烈

821
00:39:02,367 --> 00:39:04,800
拍一部注定无法满意的电影

822
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,200
让我越来越难受

823
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:14,700
所以…

824
00:39:15,233 --> 00:39:17,767
为了让电影拍不下去…

825
00:39:18,633 --> 00:39:20,033
对不起

826
00:39:20,367 --> 00:39:22,133
明明大家都这么配合我

827
00:39:22,667 --> 00:39:23,833
真的很抱歉

828
00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:29,200
绀野

829
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,300
你是怎么想的

830
00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:35,800
我的想法…

831
00:39:47,867 --> 00:39:51,067
-可是… -可是什么

832
00:39:51,067 --> 00:39:52,633
难道你想说

833
00:39:52,633 --> 00:39:56,167
那家伙跟你阶级不同吗

834
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,067
又是阶级

835
00:40:00,667 --> 00:40:02,267
无聊透顶

836
00:40:04,233 --> 00:40:07,200
你们到底为何这么执着于阶级

837
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,500
我完全无法理解

838
00:40:10,733 --> 00:40:12,700
1军就了不起吗

839
00:40:13,567 --> 00:40:16,133
3军又会怎样

840
00:40:17,633 --> 00:40:19,500
你喜欢的《蜡笔小新》那些幼稚园生们

841
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,400
会在意这种事吗

842
00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:30,067
只要是他们想当朋友的人

843
00:40:30,067 --> 00:40:32,233
不管是鼻涕虫，爱哭鬼，还是狗

844
00:40:32,233 --> 00:40:33,967
不都会玩在一起吗

845
00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:38,000
所以才能挺身反抗大人帝国啊

846
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,700
你看了啊

847
00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:43,400
不管朋友是谁，属于哪个团体

848
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,600
人的价值都不会因此而改变

849
00:40:47,767 --> 00:40:50,633
不需要在意他人目光

850
00:40:50,633 --> 00:40:52,733
想跟谁交朋友就去交

851
00:41:07,067 --> 00:41:09,500
-绀野 -我们俩一起的话

852
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,733
一定能登上顶点

853
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,600
顶点就是顶点

854
00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:20,500
不是两条线的交会点

855
00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:23,700
而是称霸一切，在顶端最高的那个点

856
00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:28,533
是指这个顶点

857
00:41:33,633 --> 00:41:35,400
真是的

858
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,267
你这台词…

859
00:41:37,267 --> 00:41:39,633
真的很拗口耶

860
00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:43,300
抱歉

861
00:41:47,633 --> 00:41:49,100
可是

862
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,433
在你镜头底下的我

863
00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:56,433
好像是我最喜欢的

864
00:42:21,367 --> 00:42:23,933
帮我拍帅一点哦

865
00:42:23,933 --> 00:42:25,433
导演

866
00:42:28,767 --> 00:42:30,467
包在我身上

867
00:42:33,633 --> 00:42:34,700
说好罗

868
00:42:34,700 --> 00:42:36,700
这次花了很多经费

869
00:42:36,700 --> 00:42:38,867
5秒就能赚回来了

870
00:42:38,867 --> 00:42:42,467
话说回来，你怎么知道犯人是铃木

871
00:42:42,467 --> 00:42:44,133
那个布景

872
00:42:44,133 --> 00:42:47,600
只有铃木做的道具被破坏了

873
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:50,900
这样啊

874
00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:52,300
原来如此

875
00:42:53,033 --> 00:42:55,933
这就是你写下的结局吗

876
00:42:55,933 --> 00:42:56,933
不是的

877
00:42:56,933 --> 00:42:59,633
我没有写结局

878
00:42:59,633 --> 00:43:00,767
什么

879
00:43:00,767 --> 00:43:03,433
-重力脱臼之类的 -重力脱臼吗

880
00:43:04,100 --> 00:43:06,667
幸好是个好结局

881
00:43:12,533 --> 00:43:15,467
-很扯耶 -真的太超过了，累死我了

882
00:43:15,467 --> 00:43:16,900
西谷

883
00:43:18,867 --> 00:43:21,167
上次你问我的问题

884
00:43:21,167 --> 00:43:23,133
我能换个答案吗

885
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:24,700
好

886
00:43:25,333 --> 00:43:28,133
跟家里没有关系

887
00:43:28,133 --> 00:43:31,067
我是照自己的意愿待下去的

888
00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:32,900
我想待在他的身边

889
00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:35,767
芹泽

890
00:43:35,767 --> 00:43:37,833
别让我等，快过来

891
00:43:37,833 --> 00:43:39,100
是

892
00:43:40,267 --> 00:43:41,233
我先走了

893
00:43:41,233 --> 00:43:42,767
老师再见

894
00:43:46,067 --> 00:43:48,100
你们在说什么

895
00:43:48,100 --> 00:43:49,267
没什么啦

896
00:43:50,967 --> 00:43:52,200
走吧

897
00:43:52,533 --> 00:43:53,833
好

898
00:44:09,700 --> 00:44:12,033
-好久不见 -早安

899
00:44:12,033 --> 00:44:14,467
老子还想继续放假

900
00:44:16,100 --> 00:44:18,033
早安，姬香

901
00:44:18,033 --> 00:44:19,567
早安

902
00:44:20,433 --> 00:44:23,200
早安…

903
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,633
哎呀，这就是传说中的表吗

904
00:44:25,633 --> 00:44:28,267
田丸，你做了很有趣的东西嘛

905
00:44:29,433 --> 00:44:30,800
谢谢

906
00:44:33,767 --> 00:44:35,167
-绀野 -早

907
00:44:35,167 --> 00:44:37,133
早安…

908
00:44:41,533 --> 00:44:43,833
我是1军的吊车尾吗

909
00:44:46,967 --> 00:44:48,433
开什么玩笑

910
00:44:50,633 --> 00:44:51,933
等一下

911
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,367
我在这里就好

912
00:44:56,367 --> 00:44:57,933
你在做什么

913
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,067
怎么回事

914
00:45:12,700 --> 00:45:13,833
我也是

915
00:45:14,267 --> 00:45:15,933
在这里就好

916
00:45:18,067 --> 00:45:20,167
我找到别的影展了

917
00:45:20,700 --> 00:45:22,433
真的吗，快告诉我

918
00:45:43,833 --> 00:45:45,833
是怎样啊

919
00:45:55,700 --> 00:45:58,400
干嘛做这种无聊的东西

920
00:45:59,567 --> 00:46:00,733
抱歉

921
00:46:03,100 --> 00:46:06,367
实在很难逼走加贺美

922
00:46:08,533 --> 00:46:10,867
怎么办，土桥主任

923
00:46:13,267 --> 00:46:14,867
你打算怎么做

924
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,933
这里不就有吗

925
00:46:20,933 --> 00:46:22,067
什么

926
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,167
最适合的学生就在这

927
00:46:25,167 --> 00:46:27,600
结束，辛苦了

928
00:46:33,533 --> 00:46:35,833
你还在开发阶段

929
00:46:35,833 --> 00:46:38,167
可是这种对策

930
00:46:38,167 --> 00:46:40,733
我是想不出来的

931
00:46:41,700 --> 00:46:43,467
没问题

932
00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:47,400
我一定会把你打造成，最完美的老师

933
00:47:00,667 --> 00:47:02,200
打扰了

934
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,500
另一位贵宾已经到了

935
00:47:06,033 --> 00:47:08,000
让你久等了，不好意思

936
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,500
我刚从机场直接赶来

937
00:47:11,033 --> 00:47:13,167
好久不见了

938
00:47:13,167 --> 00:47:14,633
加贺美会长

939
00:47:18,100 --> 00:47:19,967
我今天

940
00:47:19,967 --> 00:47:22,000
有事想跟你谈谈

941
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,667
我也是

942
00:47:36,067 --> 00:47:37,900
下集预告
下一集《富翁教师》

943
00:47:37,900 --> 00:47:39,967
AI老师与天才拒学生
拒学生要跟我比头脑吗

944
00:47:39,967 --> 00:47:40,733
AI老师与天才拒学生
你没问题吗

945
00:47:40,733 --> 00:47:41,300
AI老师与天才拒学生
我可是天才

946
00:47:41,300 --> 00:47:41,833
天才老师VS天才学生
我可是天才

947
00:47:41,833 --> 00:47:42,900
天才老师VS天才学生
转告那名学生

948
00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:44,967
禁忌的机智问答对决
要是放弃的话，比赛就结束了

949
00:47:44,967 --> 00:47:46,100
本剧纯属虚构，祝您有美好的周末
等一下，你在比篮球吗